Jam - Woodshredder Revenge

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 มี.ค. 2007
  • Another sketch from Cris Morris's Jam...
    Music: Thomas Dolby, 'Screen Kiss'
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  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I will never understand how Mark Heap managed to make the sound of a man throwing himself into a woodchipper sound so convincing.

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    One of the most brutally dark sketches I've ever seen on anything. Tim and Eric don't even scratch the surface of this shit.

    • @fuckamericanidiot
      @fuckamericanidiot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why are you mentioning something so vastly different to this?

    • @summerlaverdure
      @summerlaverdure 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tim and Eric couldn't lol, they just...don't get it. They are decent at what they do, but they'll always play in their own lane. They'll never be on this level.

    • @hotelmario510
      @hotelmario510 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@fuckamericanidiotI was 18 when I wrote this. 🤷🏼

  • @Apatheria
    @Apatheria 15 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    One of the best sketches on Jam. Short but sweet, and with a demented punchline that never fails to get me. I always thought Mark Heap was the best actor on the show, and this is one of the sketches that proves it.

  • @vosteove
    @vosteove 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The bow tie

  • @fortydayweekend
    @fortydayweekend 16 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Guess he was a bit cut up about her leaving
    He really went to pieces
    On the other hand he poured out his heart.. vented his spleen.. and gave her a piece of his mind...

    • @vosteove
      @vosteove 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Poor Martina had a really hard time getting him out of her hair. It was a messy breakup.

    • @saltech3444
      @saltech3444 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@vosteove To be fair, he was always a bit of a mincer.

  • @pickledegg1989
    @pickledegg1989 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This could easily be the 'hyper realistic' lost episode creepypasta of Stressed Eric (Mark Heap also did the voice in that series).

    • @fuckamericanidiot
      @fuckamericanidiot 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did not know that!! That makes me like Stressed Eric and Mark Heap even more

  • @TheWaffleWatch
    @TheWaffleWatch 14 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mark Heap is just such a good actor! Brilliant sketch with a brilliant actor. = Pure Bliss
    -Joel

    • @leopheard
      @leopheard 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love how you signed your comment

  • @DETECTIVESPACEMAN09
    @DETECTIVESPACEMAN09 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    wow, lmao it pulls the most nervous laugh out

  • @comaninezero
    @comaninezero 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    i always loved this sketch

  • @emilybk_
    @emilybk_ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    friday night dinner in an alternate timeline

  • @colinr0380
    @colinr0380 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The alternate storyline of Three Colours: White.

  • @boozerverif
    @boozerverif 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What better revenge than to induce PTSD on your ex?

  • @Timebred
    @Timebred 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    @supbuddywhatsgoingon
    "Screen Kiss" by Thomas Dolby.

  • @robertwright7937
    @robertwright7937 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I laughed and laughed and laughed."
    - Princess Margaret.

  • @Sal1981
    @Sal1981 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was too broken up.

  • @Speednik
    @Speednik 16 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Some of "Jam" tries a bit too hard to be dark, but this is effortlessly one of the most successful sketches in it, and one of the few times I genuinely worry for the sanity of whichever writer came up with it.
    Also - is this the Jaaaaam version?

  • @MillyTheKidd
    @MillyTheKidd 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @cakeisamadeupdrug
    I don't think the title gave anything away, nothing could have prepared me for what was going to happen :)

  • @Rhademanthus
    @Rhademanthus 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sounds like something Ted Maul would say.

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Arzaker *folds arms*
    *does a hip-hop head bop*

  • @deadvideokid
    @deadvideokid 16 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    you're mad- Jam is blacker than hell- it's dark matter in comedy form.

  • @nopaincobain72
    @nopaincobain72 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    This sketch stayed in my mind since i originally watched blue jam on telly bout 15 years ago

    • @guyboxerdog
      @guyboxerdog 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      blue jam was never on the telly

    • @anonymous.7585
      @anonymous.7585 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You watched a radio broadcast on the telly? Marginally more impressive than this sketch...

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Arzaker *thinks about it*...So did he?

  • @Kainlarsen
    @Kainlarsen 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @cakeisamadeupdrug I imagine there wouldn't be many parts left of him that were big enough after that.:D

  • @supbuddywhatsgoingon
    @supbuddywhatsgoingon 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Whats the song

  • @cam100000
    @cam100000  16 ปีที่แล้ว

    No - I don't have the Jaaaaam one's digitized unfortunately...

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Arzaker Double troll!
    Stop! Trololol! *Eduard Khil sings in background while Arzaker and hotelmario510 do awkward "running man" moves à la MC Hammer*

  • @kylesweeney-stewart5358
    @kylesweeney-stewart5358 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Horrifying

  • @vosteove
    @vosteove 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Chris Morris must’ve thought the name Martin was really funny. He uses it for so many of the men in the other sketches, and here he even modifies it for a woman.

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Arzaker Oh. So he died.

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did he died?

  • @DripTracy
    @DripTracy 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'd say more like Barbara Wintergreen lol

  • @talatsmum
    @talatsmum 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol like wow man.. that was.. weird.. yeah actually ddark is a good word lol

  • @comaninezero
    @comaninezero 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    ha ha ha body in a woodchipper

  • @MoonstompingMike1985
    @MoonstompingMike1985 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol so dark

  • @julionjuice
    @julionjuice 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    bahahahahhaa

  • @scatterkeir
    @scatterkeir 17 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    hello Martina

    • @robertwright7937
      @robertwright7937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hello, Mr. Lizard.🦎

    • @scatterkeir
      @scatterkeir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@robertwright7937 Today I learned that I was on TH-cam fifteen years ago.

    • @robertwright7937
      @robertwright7937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@scatterkeir Seems you always had good taste. JAM is a good place to meet. 👍

  • @nopaincobain72
    @nopaincobain72 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Guyboxerdogyes it was check ya facts

    • @therecklessabandable
      @therecklessabandable 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude was right. Blue Jam was the radio show. The one on telly was just called Jam.

  • @commerceserverservercommerce
    @commerceserverservercommerce 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is a pretty fucked up sketch and episode honestly

  • @NikonDork
    @NikonDork 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    lame.