All those ink cartridges he let Zach 'steal'? Actually contain microfiche full of incriminating classified intelligence. Zachy-boi's going to Gitmo ladies and gentlemen.
There should be a Tomar compilation of him saying racial slurs and hating minorities. I'd say that if each video was 24 hours, then there would at least be 4 videos.
I love listening to Lyle. His sense of humor is parallel to my own, so every time he makes a chuckler I chortle bigly. But we can't all be in a dadlationship with him.
You’re clearly new hear, or else you would know about his epic minecraft freakouts after someone griefed his server, dude literally spazzes out on the floor foam in mouth and all
hes very angry when driving, poor lyle was pushed out of the car one time they were driving together, and tomar ran over him to test his durability. all of this because lyle asked "are we there yet?"
Did you hear that Tomar used a humidifier filled with gasoline in an elementary school and then lit up a match? This guy might be kinda crazy, I think.
Idk if you noticed the wet thump noise but that his Zach's rare solid man load hitting the floor. It only happens on full new blue blood moons or when tomar wins a game, its a solid log of human DNA
She had to place a space heater against her naked breasts, Tomar says he can't drink the milk of lesser animals such as cows or goats, so he has to get it straight off the tap from a "dairy-producing human female", she's still yet to report him for the abuse
"I think this game is a good idea but I haven't enjoyed it yet." Chris just perfectly summed up my feelings on Fall Guys. I want to like it but all it does is piss me off.
I love how on most maps everybody qualifies at around the same time, but on the freaking sea saw level even after people start qualifying it still takes another twenty minutes for the round to end
I want them to do at least 10 videos on this game it's so fun and watching 4 people play together is even more fun especially these 4. Also wish they would play 4 player games alot more
hearing the joy in their voice as they steal eggs from another teams basket truly brightened my day. especially when zach realized he can actually leave his corner and go to another teams side
I feel like Chris has such good chemistry w/ Zach, Tomar and Lyle. Not to say that he didn't w/ Ding Dong and Julian(i fuckin' love them), but it feels like this channel has really settled into it's own w/ these certain overlapping personalities. Honestly Lyle is like my favorite person i've learned about this year- He just fuckin' rules, man. I fuckin' miss Corey's ridiculous ass, too.
They've been friends for a loooong while, so it makes sense. I don't know when he met ding dong and julian, but I didn't know about them until they appeared on this channel.
@@ShamliseG Yeah I think he's known DingDong since for a while, atleast since he first left TheBestGamers and changed his name from CousinSkeeter to DingDongVG.
Wow, Zach did well in round 1 but Chris' game "crashed." Hmm, sound familiar? The same thing happened in Worms when Zach almost won. I believe Chris cannot handle Zach being better than him, and stages these events on purpose. Don't trust the funny man, everyone.
Stitch could have saved many lives, if only he landed near a Tutsi family instead of a Hawaiian one. On the other hand, Stitch would have never learned about Elvis
"Just make sure there's always a dumbass infront of you to take the hit." That was Tomar revealing his life policy to us, he always manipulates people into thinking he's befriending them, while in reality they're his proxies, always there to suffer for him, against their will.
30:05 The Wolf in the Stripped Pajamas, the story of the 6 billion innocent furries that were prosecuted in the Beta uprising. Coming to theaters nowhere near you.
I think this is the only time I've ever seen Tomar show his immeasurable rage. He has always alwayssss been so calm and calculated through all the episodes as if he was trying to manipulate them into believing he is a wholesome, simple Jewish man. But now I believe we are starting to see what he really meant when he said "I've got no beef with those channel awesome guys, but I imagine that even they would agree with me when I say: You've got no right to steal from my company." (From Tomar's Twitter war against channel awesome.)
They should try playing Sea of Thieves, Risk of Rain 2, or some other online multiplayer game, it’s a whole lotta fun seeing these boys playing together like this
Lyle is my unattainable goal. I'd kill for a man like that, but he would probably never acknowledge me for killing for him, til I get brought up in a random conversation and he makes an amazing pun that goes unnoticed by the bois of oneyplays...
Tomar "fell" on my infant son, but it looked like more of an elbow drop to me
I wish tomar would demonstrate discipline techniques on _my_ children.
He had it coming lol
Honestly, he kinda deserved it.
Corpsgrinder?
The judge said it was an accident, so it was an ACCIDENT. Just get over it dude.
"fall guys"
What tomar calls Chris, Zach, and Lyle when he plants the evidence in their houses.
This plan is outlined in the final chapter of Tomar’s book entitled “Checkmate”
All those ink cartridges he let Zach 'steal'? Actually contain microfiche full of incriminating classified intelligence. Zachy-boi's going to Gitmo ladies and gentlemen.
That’s honestly a really good joke
@@AfferbeckBeats lol i like this lore
Wheel Sun TV it’s all a big game of chess to Tomar. The pawn talk is becoming old fast tho ngl
There should be a compilation of every time Lyle says something funny but everyone ignores him
I think he's the funniest out of em all personally.
There should be a Tomar compilation of him saying racial slurs and hating minorities. I'd say that if each video was 24 hours, then there would at least be 4 videos.
define funny
@@glup7699 fummy
I love listening to Lyle. His sense of humor is parallel to my own, so every time he makes a chuckler I chortle bigly.
But we can't all be in a dadlationship with him.
Typical Zach flaunting his immeasurable wealth with his collector's pack skin.
Well when you're green and retired you have a certain lifestyle to represent
@@talex3844 well i mean hes green AND retired so thats something none of us should take lightly
@@AxxLAfriku why do you follow me everywhere I go?
@@arthurschmidt3104 listen, just ignore anything they say because its nowhere near as important as the fact that zach is green and retired
@@arthurschmidt3104 he has that's shit copy paste comment on every other Oneyplays video it seems
This game truly brings out the beast inside Tomar. I have never heard him scream and curse and strangle his cat as much as he does in this video
You’re clearly new hear, or else you would know about his epic minecraft freakouts after someone griefed his server, dude literally spazzes out on the floor foam in mouth and all
That wasn't his cat. It was Jaxxie.
Night Monk not just Jaxxy, but 20 other infants of color
This monster literally slaps infants of color and pushes their soft spots in
@@nightmonk4919 TOMARRR NGHOOOOoOoOoo
I've never heard Tomars sheer rage before. He was so emotionally distant when he slaughtered those Taiwanese children
Wait what, did he actually do that?
@@miguelbranquinho7235 yes
@@miguelbranquinho7235 It was all over the news last week. How the hell did you miss that?
hes very angry when driving, poor lyle was pushed out of the car one time they were driving together, and tomar ran over him to test his durability. all of this because lyle asked "are we there yet?"
Did you hear that Tomar used a humidifier filled with gasoline in an elementary school and then lit up a match? This guy might be kinda crazy, I think.
"It's a tough time to be pill-shaped"
"That's a tough one to swallow, Chris"
And again, nobody acknowledges Lyle's genius.
How can people hate Lyle? He is a true bro who loves Minecraft
@@HelloWorld-xd5mi they are envious of his Gamer Juices
@@HelloWorld-xd5mi The man of a thousand unnoticed one-liners
hypothetical: would you rather be really unfunny and have everyone hear you, or be hilarious and have nobody notice?
@@NoArmsSally that's unironically a very good hypothetical
Chris is being punished for all of those dastardly wins in "Worms"
Chris literally said the N-Word in a game for the literal first time and im literally shaking right now literally
*"wins" in "worms"
Yeah kinda funny how Zach beats him the first try and Chris' game "crashes" hmmm
@@the23rdpresidentfunnyvalen44 when?
vaderwalks this post was made by Zach gang
4:58
“i hate it when you succeed over me”
“yeah thats why i do it”
quote potential
9:38 A glimpse of Tomar's wrath. Legends say he only gets this mad when driving a car.
Don't forget at 5:01; I think he also says that when he sees anybody with darker skin than him.
@@thegodofsoapkekcario1970 But... that can't be... Tomar is Mr. Clean light pale...
Lets also not forget what he said at 14:42 where he lets loose on what he thinks people should do to (his words not mine) “Yellows”.
“These yellow fellas are hurting me“
Sigh. No need to get all racey Chris, I thought you, unlike Tomar, was better than this
I think it was a reference to COVID. Tomar has constantly referred to it as "The Wuhan Red Death" and the "Flu Manchu"
I'm glad someone said it, I honestly let out a tear when I heard him say y*****
At least Tomar can hide his racist tendencies
That reminds me that time Ricepirate caved Chris face in for calling him Long teeth Mick in 2013
I love how well their humor rubs off on the viewers and seeps into the comment section.
Chris saying "I got one!" when he got an egg made me very happy
(27:03)
He was more invested in the egg game than he is in his children's futures.
"I got one :D"
"I just think the game isn't meant to be super competitive like-"
*"WELL I'M COMPETITIVE"*
Me in every game
@Hollow Tim Probably the rampant child molestation.
@ElectroChill Hex Tf you going on about you little critter
Zach is a master at falling face first on someone & piercing their chest with his enchanted dagger-nose
That gave me a real laugh. i laughed irl. Makes me really wanna do the slime climb
It's a +3 Nose
20:58 zach getting excited when Tomar makes it is amazing.
Idk if you noticed the wet thump noise but that his Zach's rare solid man load hitting the floor. It only happens on full new blue blood moons or when tomar wins a game, its a solid log of human DNA
Never heard more joy in Zach’s voice than when he stole that golden egg.. so precious 🥰
The entire egg arch made this beautiful juicy smile appear on my head.
14:42 I always love Zach and Chris' synergy when it comes to bullying Tomar.
Damn, Tomar sures sounds scary when he's angry. Just like he does when he yells at Jaxxy for not warming his night milk.
She had to place a space heater against her naked breasts, Tomar says he can't drink the milk of lesser animals such as cows or goats, so he has to get it straight off the tap from a "dairy-producing human female", she's still yet to report him for the abuse
^ bruh moments above me
@@swf_buccellati2098
Real simp hours.
Boy Genius for real lmao
@@alecholland8071 stay mad
29:16 you hear Tomar nervously chuckle as he remembers back to when he did that to an entire orphanage
“They fall, I small, we all crawl.”
Great rhyming babe
W o r m s
Guys fall, i lol
Ah yes the fall guys motto
Nice grub
genuinely pissed off that ‘rawanda means family’ is the hardest thing i’ve laughed at all week
Here's the amount of times the buddies showed their hatred for "yellow" people:
Tomar: 78
Chris:5
Zach:23
Lyle: 31
That's believable, Tomar is a known racist.
That's Tomar for you!
You added quotation marks to the wrong word there heh
@@Altraiid their hatred for yellow people ":" ???
Hmm.. really makes me think.
9:38 depicts a rare moment Tomar rage. This can usually only be seen when he drives a vehicle in crowded traffic.
We all knew this was coming. I look forward to the screeches Zack will make!
I love your profile picture
I feel like we were all just waiting for this
@Grace D'Agostino thank you i made it myself
chris didn't like this game so they're never playing it again
I don’t think they will be making a new one
25:09 perfectly illustrates how every tail game goes
29:07 I want to kiss Zach’s laugh and take it to a ballgame
I've never seen Tomar be so tense, I'm getting goosepimples.
what size are your goosepimples? haha just curious :P :3
@@ratdoctor
Sup Johnny Joestar, nice goosebumps fetish.
9:38 i've never heard tomar be so aggressive but i love it
"I think this game is a good idea but I haven't enjoyed it yet." Chris just perfectly summed up my feelings on Fall Guys. I want to like it but all it does is piss me off.
Pretty much any PvP game for me lol
25:31
Finally, this is Zach's domain. You are his pawns.
Edit: nvm.
My boi just got lucky at the start....
He loses a lot be we root for him every game every time. One day he shall rein supreme.
@@coleschroder8517 with your faith, my faith. Soon, his light will shine upon this earth and bring about the dawn of a new age.
He did better than Chris though.
@@mistertagomago7974 then chris pulled a darksydephil/egoraptor as always and started blaming the game
Oh well... back to hoping he wins a third worms game 😔
25:51 Chris is suddenly possessed by the spirit of Ninja.
I love how on most maps everybody qualifies at around the same time, but on the freaking sea saw level even after people start qualifying it still takes another twenty minutes for the round to end
29:06 Zach does his famous "retard-laugh"
JFK laugh
Patented
I feel if they make this an ongoing series like (worms?) as long as they do I will literally enjoy this 7% more.
I want them to do at least 10 videos on this game it's so fun and watching 4 people play together is even more fun especially these 4. Also wish they would play 4 player games alot more
hearing the joy in their voice as they steal eggs from another teams basket truly brightened my day. especially when zach realized he can actually leave his corner and go to another teams side
Zach's "aHaha" laugh is deliciously fruitful
I love how much more vulgar this episode is than normal because everyone's pissed and on edge via online gaming.
PvP games do this to a man
Lyle: are you that wolf there? That mighty spirit of the forest?
Chris: I fell over MNNNNNG!
Tomar equips his flashy pirate hat in game to blatantly express his practices of exclusively using pirated software
And also to represent his real life hobby of piracy on the Somali coast at the weekends
Wasn't expecting all four to play, but this was so fun to watch.
Seeing Tomar getting his little briskets in a twist fills me with so much joy.
the title is kind of ironic seeing as Tomar was famously the fall guy for the great soviet famine
Wierd, if you rearrange the letters in Joshua Tomar you get the words Osama Bin Laden, has anyone else noticed this hmmm
21:03 “i dont normally swear like this!!” Its okay little baby we wub u🥺💖
My body involuntarily shoots 6 big greasy globs of koom when I get the upload notification.
Does it ever shoot 7, or is it just me?
I got a lucky 8 one day after I went ham surfing. Give it a try
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Zach’s voice fits his little goofy pill character so well
Tomar is a total team player, he defaults to defense on team based games and stays goal oriented. Big props to Tomar
I feel like Chris has such good chemistry w/ Zach, Tomar and Lyle. Not to say that he didn't w/ Ding Dong and Julian(i fuckin' love them), but it feels like this channel has really settled into it's own w/ these certain overlapping personalities. Honestly Lyle is like my favorite person i've learned about this year- He just fuckin' rules, man.
I fuckin' miss Corey's ridiculous ass, too.
I wasn't too aware of Lyle before but since he's been on Oney I've seen some of his Pregame Discharge stuff and it's fuckin funny.
They've been friends for a loooong while, so it makes sense. I don't know when he met ding dong and julian, but I didn't know about them until they appeared on this channel.
@@ShamliseG
Yeah I think he's known DingDong since for a while, atleast since he first left TheBestGamers and changed his name from CousinSkeeter to DingDongVG.
Wow, Zach did well in round 1 but Chris' game "crashed." Hmm, sound familiar? The same thing happened in Worms when Zach almost won. I believe Chris cannot handle Zach being better than him, and stages these events on purpose. Don't trust the funny man, everyone.
2:03 I kove when zach talks like the bullet points on the back a box
"We all four were born in the same hospital to the same mother"
And her name is Martha
Wow, so that's what Tomar sounds like when he gets upset.
14:42 As a yellow person, I approve this message
But tomar would never say that, right
“Rwanda means family” 😂😂😂 nothing says family like Rwandan genocide
Stitch could have saved many lives, if only he landed near a Tutsi family instead of a Hawaiian one. On the other hand, Stitch would have never learned about Elvis
Is this the episode where tomar dies after falling off a cliff? Such a sad arc
Zach instantly hating seesaws after losing it once is character development
Chris O’Neill falls for 30 minutes (with friends)
"Just make sure there's always a dumbass infront of you to take the hit."
That was Tomar revealing his life policy to us, he always manipulates people into thinking he's befriending them, while in reality they're his proxies, always there to suffer for him, against their will.
Chris is the first person I've ever seen somehow run in the opposite direction of a stage
Finally original content
about time this game got some attention
Fun game to play with friends when you don't want to fight the Rona
Seriously everyone plays the same games, but these guys know where it’s at.
@@helpmefortheloveofshrek6623 I know right? Unpopular opinion: DAE think fortnite is like, kind of played alot? AITA?
In all my life I thought I would never see the day.
"It's not so much about winning, we just have to not lose" - Vince Lombardi
"Also, make sure to fuck over the yellow team as much as possible."
is this gonna become the new worms? bc if so I'm totally on board to watch these strange little characters
I doubt it. Chris seems to hate it.
I understand people possibly getting bored of worms but this seems like it would get boring fast
I want more of this. It's weirdly fun to watch all of them compete in a game
10:35 Zach screamed like an anime protagonist who just lost someone they loved.
Love love love the combination of Lyle, Zach Tomar and Chris.
"Are you guys still running amuck on that crazy world?" - God
Fallguy 2000 is my favorite late 90's/early aughts hard alt rock band.
Zach wheeze laughing at Tomar’s pain at being on a shitty team is my favorite thing.
Zachs voice perfectly syncs with the way these funny characters run and hold stuff
Every time I hear that jingle I keep expecting to hear “PAWG-GERSH” followed by whimpering
Lyle 10 meters and closing from an open finish line with less than half of the qualified slots filled: 'oh, I think I might make this one!'
Lyle’s Stitch impression is awesome 😂
70 foot giraffe birthing a baby falling 50 miles down is really funny
I love when Zack screams “NOOOO!” 😂
9:39 Tomar at possibly his angriest and OF COURSE it’s to this game xD
still can't believe chris sent so many pages of aol messages calling tomar a scab to society
Please make more, this content tickles the right parts of my brain to release happy juice into my bloodstream
We have been waiting for this, please make more!
This game brings back fond memories from my childhood of the times I was lovingly kicked down the stairs.
“If you see any yellow people that aren’t fucked up, fuck them up.” -Joshua Tomar
“All the golden eggs are mine!”. My favorite Chris quote of the week
30:25 HE SAID THE JOE BIDEN THING
I love these videos been watching sense they started
30:05
The Wolf in the Stripped Pajamas, the story of the 6 billion innocent furries that were prosecuted in the Beta uprising. Coming to theaters nowhere near you.
2 minutes in and already know that this is gonna be my favorite series on this channel.
30:14
We'll
Be
Right
Back!
I think this is the only time I've ever seen Tomar show his immeasurable rage. He has always alwayssss been so calm and calculated through all the episodes as if he was trying to manipulate them into believing he is a wholesome, simple Jewish man. But now I believe we are starting to see what he really meant when he said "I've got no beef with those channel awesome guys, but I imagine that even they would agree with me when I say: You've got no right to steal from my company." (From Tomar's Twitter war against channel awesome.)
The early creature gets the w-worm
I love how the moment Zach was grabbed for the first time he shrieked in fear of his life.
12:33 Zach stomped on chris' head lol
They should try playing Sea of Thieves, Risk of Rain 2, or some other online multiplayer game, it’s a whole lotta fun seeing these boys playing together like this
Wow seeing Tomar get this angry is scary, I'm starting to see what it's like to be Jaxxi at home
I love how much Zach enjoyed that egg game lmao
Lyle''s "tough one to swallow" is kinda genius lol
Lyle's dive was so safe and Zack even though he was last was diving 3 times in the first one Zacs ended up flipping him
Zach is going to fall into the abyss
Ngl most underrated video
“Stealing ink cartridges is a high reward low risk crime” iconic
Lyle is my unattainable goal. I'd kill for a man like that, but he would probably never acknowledge me for killing for him, til I get brought up in a random conversation and he makes an amazing pun that goes unnoticed by the bois of oneyplays...
Now they gotta keep this series up till Zach wins.
i like seeing zach as a little character