Criminal Lawyer Reacts to How to Get a Felony While Sleeping in Detroit

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  • @therewolf000
    @therewolf000 ปีที่แล้ว +1003

    If you’re too drunk to hold a pen use E sign.

  • @sunitamosesesq
    @sunitamosesesq ปีที่แล้ว +498

    "If it weren't for stupidity, and drugs and alcohol...I wouldn't have a job."
    -- Bruce Rivers
    Amen, Brother. Amen

    • @dusteedawg2915
      @dusteedawg2915 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mmmmm nnnnot exactly, if their WEREN'T shitty politicians making stupid EFFIN laws.... THEN ya wouldn't have a job......so I guess thank tyranny.

    • @colonelgraff9198
      @colonelgraff9198 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True but bruh

  • @chuckler7311
    @chuckler7311 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    I worked in a bar before Uber or Lyft were around. We dealt with a couple of cab companies that would give a drunk person a discount on the fare. That discount was also good to have them brought back the next day to get their car. One of the companies didn't charge for the first ten miles from the bar to your house. We had business cards that had the bar's name and address. It also had the information for the cab companies. We'd circle the one who took them home. Some people would spend hundreds of dollars to get shit-faced. They were willing to risk having to pay thousands in legal fees and penalties. But, they'd have no money for a cab ride that would cost them less than twenty dollars.

    • @glammaog1love56
      @glammaog1love56 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Why do some bars have a parking lot?

    • @Ad-Lo
      @Ad-Lo ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@glammaog1love56 not all of us can’t manage our drinking.

    • @rhomboidq7001
      @rhomboidq7001 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@glammaog1love56 I guess I’ll just walk to work???

    • @glammaog1love56
      @glammaog1love56 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@rhomboidq7001 ?? You choose to overlook the obvious connotation of my question.

    • @springfauna1465
      @springfauna1465 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That's actually a good idea!! Bars can get sued in some states for selling too much liquor to an intoxicated person who then drives away and kills somebody.

  • @thelastroseofsummer2817
    @thelastroseofsummer2817 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    The irony of this video is that he actually ended up doing what lawyers recommended albeit not purposely: not resist and remain silent.

    • @john-ic5pz
      @john-ic5pz ปีที่แล้ว +24

      😂👍
      Your joke is _criminally_ underliked! 😊

    • @MayaGTK
      @MayaGTK 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thumbs up but I’m not 💯 sure it wasn’t purposeful - my gut says he intentionally stayed quiet (tho I’m only a few min in so I’ll see if that changes)

  • @theresasuprise3324
    @theresasuprise3324 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    Things I learned from this post.
    1. Nothing good happens after midnight.
    2. Being intoxicated while carrying a weapon is illegal in Michigan.
    3. It's illegal in Michigan to carry a gun if you don't have ID on you.
    Who knew?

    • @TillyOrifice
      @TillyOrifice ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Bruce knew

    • @benf6822
      @benf6822 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Should be illegal everywhere to carry without identification on you. As far as I know it's illegal to carry intoxicated in every state.

    • @noThankyou-g5c
      @noThankyou-g5c ปีที่แล้ว

      it’s illegal to be intoxicated in any way with a gun. any time u see a rapper smoking weed w a gun in their hand they’re committing a federal felony lol. it’s actually a really easy “cheat code” the cops abuse to make arrests in inner cities (like detroit where im from) where you need to carry a weapon if you’re in the streets. They pull you over or see you on instagram with a bunch of money but when they search you they cant find any drugs, any illegal weapons, any evidence of a real crime etc? Well if youve got a gun and theres any indication youve even been around weed (instagram pictures, drug test, actual weed in the house/car) they can put you away for 5+yrs

    • @harrygroft6127
      @harrygroft6127 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Number one while I’m up at 2 am listening to BR

    • @JohnSmith-in9ms
      @JohnSmith-in9ms ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@Ben F come to the south, but we at least use holsters

  • @macguffinvirtualproduction6183
    @macguffinvirtualproduction6183 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Well… he definitely didn’t self snitch! 😂

    • @murphymerryliz
      @murphymerryliz ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂😂

    • @ilikemitchhedberg
      @ilikemitchhedberg ปีที่แล้ว +11

      sleeping on a stranger's front porch while intoxicated, with an 'illegal' firearm, and not getting away with it... its kinda the biggest self snitch ever

    • @Aaron-xe5wm
      @Aaron-xe5wm ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol he Dry self snitched

    • @TentinQuarantino_
      @TentinQuarantino_ ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The SSS : Silent Self Snitch

    • @rhino202
      @rhino202 ปีที่แล้ว

      Give him a free hat, Bruce

  • @hannahmartin7465
    @hannahmartin7465 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Dude there is nothing better than some Bruce content. Thank you Bruce and Michael for making this channel happen…!!!

    • @StormKidification
      @StormKidification ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Top Gs

    • @springfauna1465
      @springfauna1465 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Definitely!! Good call on this one, Michael!! 😅👍

    • @markhobbs1770
      @markhobbs1770 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😊

    • @amaddenmind4597
      @amaddenmind4597 ปีที่แล้ว

      Especially when it's not about Andrew Tate enough with that already 😂😂😂

    • @TracyA1358
      @TracyA1358 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🩵🩵🩵 I Can’t Mess With The Number 300 Likes, But Good One!

  • @eliseintheattic9697
    @eliseintheattic9697 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    What's the world coming to when you can't even sleep on a strangers front porch. Why the hell do they put comfy furniture out there if they don't want overnight guests? 😊

    • @ryanc473
      @ryanc473 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Right? I mean, it's just so inviting, who wouldn't just stumble up and take a nap in the middle of the night? The craziest part is it probably genuinely seemed like a good idea to the guy at the time. Like, just stumbling around, and all of a sudden you come upon this oasis of comfy furniture, of course you take a nap! Then next thing you know, you wake up with a bruise on your chest, a headache that could slay a walrus, and in a jail cell, with no memory of how you got there

    • @dessiemarshall5292
      @dessiemarshall5292 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You guys make a very good point. In Canada, we would have thrown a blanket on him

    • @jbg71384
      @jbg71384 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@ryanc473 I've slept on a chair on the front porch of a friend's house, I've slept on a wood floor with a inflatable mattress(not inflated while I used it lol) for a blanket. Being that hammered and sleeping in some odd places definitely happens!

    • @timmarrs2997
      @timmarrs2997 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And for allowing him to sleep there he can protect your home from armed strangers lmfao

    • @eliseintheattic9697
      @eliseintheattic9697 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @timmarrs2997 Exactly! People need think more creatively. 😁

  • @philipareich9363
    @philipareich9363 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I'm a retired DPD Sgt.
    When a subject is that intoxicated, I would have instructed that crew to convey him to the hospital, first, for his safety.

    • @salteadog33
      @salteadog33 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yea there was no reaction to that first sternal rub.

    • @rykehuss3435
      @rykehuss3435 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@salteadog33 That wasnt a proper sternal rub, he used his fingertips. You cant get any pain through like that

    • @rykehuss3435
      @rykehuss3435 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@salteadog33 I did. Doesnt work with fingertips. Need to use first knuckles, and thats how its taught.

    • @rykehuss3435
      @rykehuss3435 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@salteadog33 Maybe because youre a woman and weak so a fingertip rub works on you if youre lucid

    • @Oliviaandtrina
      @Oliviaandtrina ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@salteadog33 they're correct bruhh. It's supposed to be done with knuckles. Anyone in the medical field will tell you that. Fingertips do little to nothing on a sober person, for someone that drunk it's useless. The point is that the knuckles make it so painful that it wakes up someone unconscious and unresponsive. Finger tips won't do that.

  • @DanielleGillespie
    @DanielleGillespie ปีที่แล้ว +11

    From Michigan know what to do and not to do! My Granny used to say the only things open after Midnight was legs and jail!

  • @enzorocha2977
    @enzorocha2977 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    3:50 Bruce was about to explain what a sternal rub is but doesn't follow through. For the curious, it's the application of painful stimulus with the knuckles of a fist to the center chest of someone who is not alert and does not respond to verbal stimuli. It's the most common painful stimulus practiced in the field by EMTs, paramedics, and apparently, cops. There have been cases where bruising happens, so you can imagine the pain involved, as Bruce alluded to.

    • @Slinkwater
      @Slinkwater ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Friend of mine used to be an EMT back in the day. He told me they'd also take a pen and their thumb and twist your nips, is that true? I believed him but never thought to press him on it later, lmao.

    • @impalamama7302
      @impalamama7302 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yes, and his response to the sternal rub wasnt good. I just hope that the officers took him in as ER Commitment to get him medically cleared. He could dead off hs a$$ drunk, but he could have a medical condition or head injury AS WELL that may need addressing. I have seen it and people will die in custody because the cops just "assumed" they were only drunk.

    • @ilikemitchhedberg
      @ilikemitchhedberg ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you for the explanation!

    • @jamiesonreynolds7485
      @jamiesonreynolds7485 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Slinkwaterno lmfaaaaaooooo

    • @ClickClack_Bam
      @ClickClack_Bam ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a judoka imo the most painful pressure point is on the side of a person's jaw right below the ear where there's a sort of "hole" that your thumb knuckle falls into if you start behind the ear & bring it down to the jawline.
      You'll feel the jawbone & be in the hole at the same time. ANY pressure applied here from your thumb knuckle inwards is going to drive you ABSOLUTELY CRAZY.
      It's a judo choke hold move to drive the choke into place REGARDLESS of if the person is fighting it etc.
      The sternum rub is good & all, but go ahead & place your thumb knuckle where I'm talking about & push it inwards even the smallest little bit & you'll experience instant pain & response from ANYBODY who is STILL living lol.
      It's the greatest response technique that you can do on BOTH genders & not be accused of fondling a female etc.

  • @Room-uc5se
    @Room-uc5se ปีที่แล้ว +104

    I passed out on a bush on the side of the highway once. I was a minor so I remember (vaguely) my poor mom having to pick me up from the police station. Not sure how she put up with my shit but she was a saint.

    • @Tami-po3gr
      @Tami-po3gr ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As a mom of a 15 year old I’m terrified. Hope I’m a saint, like your mom 🥹

    • @catasrophieGrrl
      @catasrophieGrrl ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Tami-po3gr you'll be great. Just remember what it's like to be young and trust yourself. You already sound like you're at the saint level.

    • @springfauna1465
      @springfauna1465 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My mom would've let me sit in jail and think about it! You're lucky!

    • @suzieq1704
      @suzieq1704 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your mom loves you.

    • @postersm7141
      @postersm7141 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I literally fell asleep on my toilet the other day. But that’s because I run my own business and I’ve been working long hours. I literally started falling asleep on the damn toilet lol by the way my guns were in the gun safe at the time lol and I was also on my own toilet so nothing to see here :-)

  • @w0mblemania
    @w0mblemania ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "There's guns, guns, guns, guns, guns, guns, guns, guns everywhere".
    Bruce says, leaning over a revolver. 🔫😂

  • @toodex5767
    @toodex5767 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Bruce is killing it with the consistency man.

    • @oceangiovanni8178
      @oceangiovanni8178 ปีที่แล้ว

      RIGHTTTTT

    • @marckristian81
      @marckristian81 ปีที่แล้ว

      😮

    • @darksu6947
      @darksu6947 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's probably going to need a good lawyer for that.

    • @Bigbubba3031
      @Bigbubba3031 ปีที่แล้ว

      he didnt kill anyone, he aint hard
      ysl for life

    • @TracyA1358
      @TracyA1358 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes He Is Working Hard To Educate Everyone And He Is My Hero! For Sure!❤

  • @indyanna8742
    @indyanna8742 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    My mom was sitting up waiting on my brother to get home from work at midnight (my brother was 17 then and it was his first job) when this guy just walked into our house, shut the door and proceeded to walk thru our dining room and then up the stairs... A few minutes later my brother comes home and finds my mom stammering about a man in the house... My brother goes upstairs and finds my Dad asleep and the man passed out in bed next to my sleeping Dad... Police come, take the guy away..turns out the drunk guy had the same house # but lived next street over..

    • @sedonarose7563
      @sedonarose7563 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh
      My
      Gaaaaaaawwwwwwwwdddd!!!

    • @ivansyomkin2156
      @ivansyomkin2156 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've heard about stories like that where the drunk person gets shot. There was also the woman who walked into a strangers house, thought the guy the was the intruder instead of her and killed him. So not a bad end to the story overall.

    • @sozeytozey
      @sozeytozey ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That sorta thing coulda turned ugly real quick... good to know it was just an honest drunk mistake 😂

    • @shirleywiese5230
      @shirleywiese5230 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      WTF 😂😂😂😂

    • @brandonmyers3319
      @brandonmyers3319 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      My dads had a gun pointed at him, in highschool he was going to a party and had the wrong address walked in and announced himself.
      Homeowner did the same, with a revolver pointed at my dad 😭☠️
      Clearly no incident since I’m typing this but man. Double and triple check when you’re on property, especially if you don’t know for sure.

  • @OBeezyNB
    @OBeezyNB ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Hi,I’m Bruce Rivers always packin neva lackin” is pure GOLD! That needs to be in every video intro from now on

  • @unanemus6869
    @unanemus6869 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Finally unfortunately my city shows up on your channel, and the cop you see (not the one that has the body cam) is someone I went to high school with. Wild.

  • @tinamalik362
    @tinamalik362 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    "Nothing good happens after midnight" -- Mom wisdom 101.

    • @normalindividual4243
      @normalindividual4243 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      unless you work at night because you can't stand human beings? I worked night shifts for years before every 2nd week literally

    • @matt.stevick
      @matt.stevick ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Many of my best times happened after midnight and they were all absolutely incredible

    • @TheodoreBrosevelt
      @TheodoreBrosevelt ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@matt.stevick Just gotta be careful, the freaks still come out at night 😂😂

    • @knockzquoted
      @knockzquoted ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i would revise it to 2am in my experience this is because when riding my longboard at night it always seems like tweakers mess with ppl after 2am and its also when clubs close

    • @tinamalik362
      @tinamalik362 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@knockzquoted I used to roadie in the Virginia Beach area, so many of my best times happened after 2 am. I was never accused of listening to my mother's "wisdom". 🤪

  • @Pragabond
    @Pragabond ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I loved watching Bruce pause for a second before going into that ad read. He was 100% brainstorming an esign ad on the spot at the speed of trial lawyer

  • @BrotherShamus
    @BrotherShamus ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Bruce and the content genius have been killing it lately

  • @chase5436
    @chase5436 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I don't think I've ever seen "2 seconds ago" before. Maybe I just love Bruce's content so much, or maybe I need to get off TH-cam and finish my project.

    • @MrMali22
      @MrMali22 ปีที่แล้ว

      I seen one like 2 weeks ago. I got a 9 min ago on this one lol

    • @cathybenadaro
      @cathybenadaro ปีที่แล้ว

      Amazing a drunk person with a weapon,would go up on a brightly lit porch,and crash in their porch chair.

  • @JLH565
    @JLH565 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just found this channel yesterday. I pretty much have been watching non-stop.

  • @StevenEvens7125
    @StevenEvens7125 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Please do not shorten these uploads. If anything feel free to make them longer. You rock!

  • @NailahRoberts
    @NailahRoberts ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I have to commend the cops for being so professional and calm.

    • @l3dcobra120
      @l3dcobra120 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Honestly. I got a bit nervous when he started to stand up as they found the gun. That could have escalated quickly. Drunk guy who has just woken up might panic if the cops manhandle him too much, I know I would. They handled it well.

    • @Sidiciousify
      @Sidiciousify ปีที่แล้ว

      He couldnt do shit man was fangling his grenades.

    • @john2g1
      @john2g1 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@l3dcobra120 yeah I think this video is a perfect example that there's something seriously wrong with police training.
      This guy was clearly too impaired to hear someone speaking loudly inches from his face. The gun was too far down his pants to draw, and he had a cop holding the left and right side of his body...
      Gun gun!!! ??? WTH are you getting excited for? I'd be more fearful of a two year old with a pistol in this guy.
      I'm glad common sense kicked back in and they calmed down.
      I'm also personally annoyed that I'm happy the cops didn't abuse him or violate his constitutional rights... That's the standard and their job. The societal view of police should not be so terrible that when they act normally everyone applauds them.

    • @PeachthePom
      @PeachthePom ปีที่แล้ว

      @@john2g1I think if you worked in Detroit and saw someone trespassing past midnight fucked up on some unknown substance you’d be on high alert if you saw a gun too. It takes a split second for someone to kill you.

  • @cocoaddams4502
    @cocoaddams4502 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    A friend of mine got wasted and was walking home at 1am. He saw a pool at somebody's house and decided to go swimming. Naked. They called the cops but when the cops arrived he hid in the bushes. The cops took his clothes and left. They never found him. My naked friend came out of the bushes but still drunk af. SO HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR OF THE HOUSE WITH THE POOL AND WHEN THEY ANSWERED HE ASKED FOR A TOWEL AND THEY GAVE HIM ONE. He finished walking home.

  • @alexwoodies4043
    @alexwoodies4043 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Shootout to Michael doing the excellent behind the scenes work as always. Keep it up Bruce, love the videos.

  • @kathleendestefano5577
    @kathleendestefano5577 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Omg I love your sense of humor!!!❤❤ Can you imagine the stories offices have to tell!! Much respect 👮‍♀️

    • @RicoBurghFan
      @RicoBurghFan ปีที่แล้ว

      That's where Cops came from.

    • @silvana4321
      @silvana4321 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He will have a lot of material for a book !!

    • @daynasafranek7807
      @daynasafranek7807 ปีที่แล้ว

      He has to have one with some of the clientele looking for defense attorneys or he would be in a rubber room

  • @lauraann1
    @lauraann1 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love how much of a proud loving adoring dad you are to Michael. It makes my heart happy to see. Y’all are a remarkable duo. Stay golden & thanks for always being a source for high quality content thats not only meaningful but so damn entertaining. 💙💚

  • @silvana4321
    @silvana4321 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Mr Rivers you give the best commentary ever I am listening to this videos while driving.
    Michael is really the content king you both make a great team!!

  • @RGTFLA85
    @RGTFLA85 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I remember this video when it first came out. I really appreciated that the officers did their due diligence in making sure he did not have a concealed weapon permit in Michigan before hitting him with the concealed charge.

  • @meeeeeeeeeeeep
    @meeeeeeeeeeeep ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I'm Bruce Rivers, ALWAYS packing, NEVER lacking!" - Bruce Rivers 🔥 🔫 💥

  • @nebraskaninkansas347
    @nebraskaninkansas347 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Remember once as a cop arrested a guy that was decided to climb into and pass out in someone's car while walking home drunk. He was also hugging a stuffed animal in the car, not his. Lol

  • @daynasafranek7807
    @daynasafranek7807 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I have been too intoxicated more than once and yet that never happened. It’s sad if he was so intoxicated he didn’t know where he lived or had a reliable address on his person for a taxi or Uber driver. It pays to think ahead in case someone more responsible can assist in getting you home safely. He’s lucky he wasn’t on the wrong porch and shot. The gun was a very bad idea especially to go out drinking.

    • @catmansma
      @catmansma ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I almost feel sorry for the kid. But I'm a mom. Now if I were his mom, I'd give him what for, take his weapons, and make sure he not do this again. I'd sit on him fir awhile. The kid knew not to talk, but as a mom, I'd worry that he were depressed. That drunk, weapon, not speaking. Yes...have a plan. Stupid children.

    • @davidedwards1705
      @davidedwards1705 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I drink at home so to eliminate this issue.

    • @john2g1
      @john2g1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shooting a person on your porch is 100% illegal.
      Even if you tried to use trespassing as a defense the person has to be made aware of the trespass. I don't think that guy was aware he was under arrest in that moment.

    • @themanhimself3
      @themanhimself3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@john2g1 some of these dumb fucks think they can murder someone for simply stepping on their lawn. It's fucking insane.

  • @michah321
    @michah321 ปีที่แล้ว

    The song at the beginning and end is SO compelling, and I'm seeing people mentioning it all over! This show is brilliant!! It's interesting and educational.

  • @laciewings
    @laciewings ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I just wanna say that I really enjoy your channel! There's a lot of good channels out there and very little time, but your vids have always made my daily queue!

  • @serenity6415
    @serenity6415 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I saw a video last night of a car accident rescue. When I saw it happened early a.m., "Nothing good happens after midnight!" So much trouble is avoidable these days.

  • @mollycote1021
    @mollycote1021 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Keep them coming, Thanks Bruce and Mike! Nothing good happens after midnight ‼️‼️‼️

    • @ricktaylor14001
      @ricktaylor14001 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well… nothing good happens “IN PUBLIC” after midnight! We have to clarify that, plenty of good thing can happen at home. 🤣👍🏼☮️

    • @mollycote1021
      @mollycote1021 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ricktaylor14001 LOL, your are spot on! 💪🏻🙏🏼‼️🤣💯👯💥

  • @tmusa2002
    @tmusa2002 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Something similar. About 3am somebody knocks. It’s a young man and a cop. In short, the kid knew the cop was after him and he pulled in my drive and told the cop he lived there. The cop wanted him to prove it. Drunk driving, he got cuffed and stuffed, car towed, wrecked our night with all the lights flashing, commotion, tow truck came, and got some rumors flying, too, I’m sure!

  • @trevormassoth2802
    @trevormassoth2802 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Man, if youre gonna drink, leave the gun at home. Even if you can get away with it, if you need it, and youre messed up, guaranteed youre not gonna be accurate or safe. Life is better sober.

  • @rarelytwice_
    @rarelytwice_ ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bruce, I already knew how much I loved your content. You’re innovative and entertaining and relatable.
    Hearing you talk about the things you’ve been through as a kid in that Letecia Stauch video just made me that much more of a fan. What you’re doing is great and you seem like a great person. ❤

  • @LogiMack
    @LogiMack ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is the kind of content I loom forward to. Thanks Michael!

  • @maph2759
    @maph2759 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks for explaining that sternum rub thing, never heard of it, but now i read a bit into it and it’s pretty cool

  • @My3jtr
    @My3jtr ปีที่แล้ว +26

    My parents always said, "Nothing good happens after the street lights come on." 😂❤

  • @HeatherHolt
    @HeatherHolt ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love you took out the jumper podcast clips in the intro lol Adam whatever is a goon

  • @Budgetgadgets2
    @Budgetgadgets2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Nothing good happens after midnight..."
    Facts.

  • @blockshop6492
    @blockshop6492 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Great policing. Kudos to the officers for a brilliant display of a positive interaction. The ripples of choices made.

    • @atsylor5549
      @atsylor5549 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Once they found the gun I was positive they’d immediately pull theirs out point it at the guy and start screaming don’t touch the F’ing gun. The police should use this as a training video/example of how to control and resolve a possibly dangerous situation without escalating it.

    • @livelucky74
      @livelucky74 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@atsylor5549 this is how about 99% of police interactions go. it just seems worse because the bad 1% all get posted on the internet

    • @mtino7509
      @mtino7509 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@livelucky74 Thank you! I completely agree.

    • @undefinedchannel9916
      @undefinedchannel9916 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@livelucky74 Problem is that “1%” of police officers don’t get disciplined and either move departments or get a slap on the wrist.

    • @hashslingingslasher4214
      @hashslingingslasher4214 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@undefinedchannel9916 exactly. power and more responsibility and all that

  • @zwischenzug1
    @zwischenzug1 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    At least he ain't self-snitchin'

  • @juliawandless6032
    @juliawandless6032 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Oh… Wow… That was an interesting case Bruce. I think that could have been a moment of stupidity by falling asleep on someone else porch. And how terrifying for the 80 year old lady who lived there!! Thank you Bruce and Mike for this interesting content. ❤❤

  • @jimsnapp82
    @jimsnapp82 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I live in North Carolina, our CCW permits are only valid when on your person WITH a photo ID. Consumption of alcohol voids the permit here too. We also have a duty to inform police that we are armed. Any violation of the rules of CCW makes you ineligible for a permit for 3 years.

  • @Boskibro
    @Boskibro ปีที่แล้ว +30

    If he kept the gun in his prison wallet they never would have found it and he would be a felony free man. Take notes kids.

    • @lilvoicemail5738
      @lilvoicemail5738 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

    • @meeeeeeeeeeeep
      @meeeeeeeeeeeep ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hunter704
      @hunter704 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hiding your illegal gun under your nuts is a great plan considering the alternatives. But when you have your pants around your knees and hands down your underpants it might draw attention to your concealed position.

    • @Ukraineaissance2014
      @Ukraineaissance2014 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only a matter of time until somebody starts making guns you can smuggle into prison that way, we already have phones like that in the UK

    • @powerboon2k
      @powerboon2k ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Ukraineaissance2014That's right fellas, here in the UK we already have phones being made to be transported in your anus. It's mental guys, proper gangster stuff. We are proper into the crime life over here. We are no longer playing. I definitely don't test popping that phone in and out of my arse either, and I didn't get a dildo shaped phone either before you ask. Like I said, it's proper grimey crime life over here.

  • @dj092768
    @dj092768 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I remember in like 1985 or so, I literally walked in to this old couples house, because they had the same house number as me. My Father (a lawyer) was pissed as fuch.

    • @indyanna8742
      @indyanna8742 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg..did you live on Pearl St?

    • @tabnaka
      @tabnaka ปีที่แล้ว

      did they shoot?

  • @clairesalinas1976
    @clairesalinas1976 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love your videos, you make me laugh and give great advice thank you ❤

  • @theamphibiousbicycle
    @theamphibiousbicycle ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The cop who approached him was actually quite sweet.

  • @billrobinson7897
    @billrobinson7897 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dude is blackout drunk while his immediate future is being dictated in front of his eyes 🤣 that’s fucking sick man

  • @Daynnikes
    @Daynnikes ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Wake up bro you’re arrested 🤗”

  • @katherinebangle540
    @katherinebangle540 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bruce and content genius, you are both so great! I love your videos! Thanks

  • @valeriee9532
    @valeriee9532 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love your channel, Bruce! 😎❤ Keep up the great work!

  • @tannershanksftw
    @tannershanksftw ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Been waiting for this one!

  • @bonniecalahan
    @bonniecalahan ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Like the song says, "The freaks come out at night". 😂😂😂

  • @tannershanksftw
    @tannershanksftw ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Nothing good happens after midnight? But, Bruce! I work 2nd shift 😢

    • @Tortilla.Reform
      @Tortilla.Reform ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahah I agree, that old wives tale cliche ignores the context and nuance of all the people who work nights or live differently. Nothing against Bruce, but it’s always seemed a bit lazy when someone says it earnestly

  • @spacecaptainseth213
    @spacecaptainseth213 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I literally watched this video and thought to myself "I wonder what Bruce would think" underline the genius in content genius!

  • @Meanie74
    @Meanie74 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Now… his hand is down his pants and his pants are… ya know”
    I do not know Bruce 😭

  • @lasombor1
    @lasombor1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hello, Salut from sunny Croatia Mr Rivers. Actually, I'm writing this because so many members of my big family are watching and like you and your vlog, even my grandmother. As Mr Einstein said ''if you can't explain to your grandmother you don't know the subject''. I hope I'll never meet you in person, for obvious reasons😄, so from a safe distance I wish you and your family, especially your editor😉, all the best. Thanks for opening to us a whole new dimension of something that is more than ''just doing my job'' stuff. Your (literally)big fun Jake-O Lonestar.

  • @newerwrld
    @newerwrld ปีที่แล้ว +7

    insane work ethic... 1 mil on the way!!!

  • @aaronthompson3014
    @aaronthompson3014 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:00 After spending time in the military, I can attest you can DEFINITELY sleep standing up 😂

  • @atsylor5549
    @atsylor5549 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I’m really surprised the cops acted professionally the entire time. And I’m super surprised once they found the gun they didn’t immediately draw their own and start screaming don’t touch the F’ing gun like lunatics. The police e should use the video as a training aid.

    • @Ukraineaissance2014
      @Ukraineaissance2014 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yep thats usually how US police seem to act, just completely escalate the situation screaming and pushing people around at their first chance. Very well dealt with here.

    • @Oliviaandtrina
      @Oliviaandtrina ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The bar is literally in hell 😂

    • @johnweinhandl8890
      @johnweinhandl8890 ปีที่แล้ว

      You don’t care. Because it’s TH-cam. And because of confirmation bias.
      But this is how 99% of ALL interactions with law enforcement goes
      The 1% is sensationalized and put online by the media.
      And that’s your perception and that’s what you believe

    • @postersm7141
      @postersm7141 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was thinking the exact same thing. I’m surprised they didn’t Mag Dump on the dude as soon as the first officer said “GUN”

    • @13donstalos
      @13donstalos ปีที่แล้ว

      I know it's no laughing matter. But the image of the cops screaming and dumping a clip into his unconscious body made me laugh so hard.

  • @who818
    @who818 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "how do you sleep standing up!?"
    "He leans"😏

  • @coulson4267
    @coulson4267 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Gotta love Michigan, man. If I found a man sleeping on my porch I’d just give him a blanket. Wouldn’t even raise a brow. 😭

  • @gayleeidson6724
    @gayleeidson6724 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hooray for the content genius ❤❤❤

  • @Jerseylulu
    @Jerseylulu ปีที่แล้ว +9

    He didn’t self-snitch! Maybe drunk, strapped, mastering his undies..but no snitching

  • @elizabethrace5406
    @elizabethrace5406 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this one. Youre great, Bruce.

  • @jamesharvey8835
    @jamesharvey8835 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I live in a building where lots of drugs go in and out, and I see people who are so stoned on fetty that their heads are falling down to their knees. Somehow they stay on their feet but they are in another world.

  • @staceyritchie7100
    @staceyritchie7100 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Bruce, from my experience the male brain NEVER fully develops!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Love your videos!

    • @Tortilla.Reform
      @Tortilla.Reform ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As a man, I would have to agree with you considering domestic violence and sexual assault statistics (especially within the police force, contextually linked to the conversation because it’s a traditionally male dominated industry)

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 ปีที่แล้ว

      @clipclop15 Women perpetrate domestic assault against men more often than men do. It’s only a couple percent, but that’s what all of the latest scholarly papers say. Women hit men, but men are supposed to deal with it. If a woman even accuses a man of DV, he’s going to jail. It’s a double standard in this justice system, women perpetrate more physical assaults than men do.

    • @meeeeeeeeeeeep
      @meeeeeeeeeeeep ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@Tortilla.Reform Its fantastic to see a man like you speak on this!

    • @tomp622
      @tomp622 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And a women's mouth never closes

    • @larrylicavoli
      @larrylicavoli ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tomp622 usually because they have to tell their man to stop being or acting like an idiot every day or two

  • @th3r0d
    @th3r0d ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Diggin the content and the advice!

  • @M.Cunningham
    @M.Cunningham ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Thanks Bruce - yes the police officers showed restraint and professionalism and yes nothing good happens after midnight especially if you are intoxicated and sleeping on somebody else's porch with an unregistered gun.

    • @HircineDaWolf
      @HircineDaWolf ปีที่แล้ว

      no such thing as a registered gun unless its an nfa item

  • @PineBaskets
    @PineBaskets ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A very high and confused person started unloading all their stuff in my yard, was there for hours, i did ask the sherrif to have them move on, took them about three hours too...

  • @BlueRidgeBubble
    @BlueRidgeBubble ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bruce Rivers. Great lawyer. Great dad. Great guy.

  • @davidervin7345
    @davidervin7345 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Where a common CC pistol is 400-500 the Kimber is 1000.

  • @stefanhoimes
    @stefanhoimes ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Don't need to imagine.. the neighborhood public masturbator would routinely sleep in my backyard at my last house. Probably armed and never ok. Really sad situation to see someone abandoned like that and with seemingly no one able to get him help.

  • @intothedarkbookstagram
    @intothedarkbookstagram ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this content! Post it and they will watch.

  • @vessela7484
    @vessela7484 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I ended up at the wrong house once while staying at an AirBnB. First night there, coming home in the dark, all the houses looked similar and I went to the neighbours. My place had a number keypad on the door, whereas now all of a sudden, the door has a normal keyhole. It was at that point I realised I was at the neighbours and embarassed went next door to the correct place :D

    • @MergeTheGreatLakes
      @MergeTheGreatLakes ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bro i had this problem one time but instead i accidentally slept in the house. the door was unlocked. we came super late at night. like 2am and it was a self check in place. the owner came home the next morning it was so awkward.
      the instructions were the SAME as their neighbors. also the GPS led us there. we didn’t see a number on the house we just assumed it was the right one.
      we also spent like 15 mins looking around and we just couldnt find any info saying otherwise. it was a mess. apparently in the morning we went to go look for the actual place and it was a unmarked turn that was like 30-50 feet farther down the main road down a hill

    • @vessela7484
      @vessela7484 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MergeTheGreatLakes Hahaha no way that's hilarious! They actually left he door unlocked and you Goldilocksed them? Hope the fridge was well stocked at least.

  • @peggymann925
    @peggymann925 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just love you Bruce. You are so great at these videos, and your son is so great at producing these videos. Bruce you're so classy with your clothes too, in case no one has told you this lately.

  • @CmonDudes
    @CmonDudes ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Q: “How do you sleep standing up?” A: Percocet or Opiates

  • @SergeantSolar
    @SergeantSolar ปีที่แล้ว

    I like this version of the intro the best! A good mix of old and new pix

  • @DowntownTasty
    @DowntownTasty ปีที่แล้ว +10

    He’s honestly lucky he didn’t accidentally hit the safety off and shoot himself in the crotch lol. My mom has worked in trauma surgery for years and has seen just the utter stupidity of people lol.

    • @jmc_-im6sd
      @jmc_-im6sd ปีที่แล้ว

      "Chedda Bob'd" himself lol

  • @virginiaordaya
    @virginiaordaya ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I got here FAST love you Bruce!!

  • @BlackNella
    @BlackNella ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My dad always told me the same “nothing good happens after midnight.”

  • @redblanket647
    @redblanket647 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love your show thanks Mike for your Dad's show

  • @dj092768
    @dj092768 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I can sleep standing up very easily. Did it all the time when I was in the Navy.

    • @bettyprice7428
      @bettyprice7428 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A lot of people can, but not me. Other people can go to sleep the minute they hit the bed but not me. I think they are lucky. Sometimes I think that I am the person that is lucky.

  • @monzpush9354
    @monzpush9354 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Don't be caught lacking unless ya packing 😂😂😂 what a g

  • @knowyourrights9793
    @knowyourrights9793 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You're Spoiling us with all these New Videos!!!

  • @amandametcalf8367
    @amandametcalf8367 ปีที่แล้ว

    I appreciate you adding the explanation of emptying the chamber.

  • @BurdieFromHell
    @BurdieFromHell ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:38 this actually killed me. I ROFL'ed for real.

  • @theresamariegoesplaces9688
    @theresamariegoesplaces9688 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the new intro pics!

  • @virginiaordaya
    @virginiaordaya ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Question- is the CCP/CPL negated upon the imbibing of ANY alcohol or must the carrier be legally intoxicated?

    • @meeeeeeeeeeeep
      @meeeeeeeeeeeep ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Any alcohol I believe

    • @ianmoone6562
      @ianmoone6562 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      An individual shall not carry a concealed pistol or portable device that uses electro-muscular disruption (EMD) technology while under the influence of alcoholic liquor or a controlled substance or while having a bodily alcohol content of .02 BAC or above.

  • @KyleTGomez
    @KyleTGomez ปีที่แล้ว +29

    That is a PIMP ASS suit Mr CLR! Looks like that mofo got picked up at the cleaners 10min ago. I'm straight jelly. I don't even own a suit. It must feel awesome to dress like that on the daily. I stock groceries on the 3rd shift. Wish I got to dress like that on the daily.

    • @Aunruh557
      @Aunruh557 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Keep hustling! You’re doing good honest work. Don’t give up and someday you could. I started out in fast food and working for a construction company, and now I’m an attorney like Bruce 😊

    • @elizabethgrant8538
      @elizabethgrant8538 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I commented yesterday that his suits were always on point!

    • @knockzquoted
      @knockzquoted ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Aunruh557 it aint much buts its honest work

  • @eugenesis8188
    @eugenesis8188 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh, cool. That cop has the voice i immitate whenever im mocking somebody for being stupid and/or effeminate. I never knew who that was.

  • @carolhaynes8550
    @carolhaynes8550 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    After watching this, I think our police need a raise! One for showing up and another for having to remove a disoriented and inebriated man’s hands from his suspects family jewels.
    Was he protecting the gun or hiding the jewels?😂

  • @brendasequin
    @brendasequin ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love your podcasts!

  • @virginiaordaya
    @virginiaordaya ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “How do you sleep standing up” - someone blissfully unaffected by the opioid epidemic 😂

    • @titanarum666
      @titanarum666 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      watch the whole video . he was sleeping in a chair , the police stood him up to search him 4:26 ya twit

    • @3xceIIent
      @3xceIIent ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@titanarum666 1. That's what bruce said, not this person. 2. Bruce said it in response to the police officer shaking the suspect telling him to "wake up" 8:58. 3. Who pissed in your cheerios?

    • @devondropemoff1757
      @devondropemoff1757 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@3xceIIent i pissed in his cheerios😈🤞🏻

    • @privard89
      @privard89 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think Bruce's son Michael had problems with addiction so I think he's aware of the opioid crisis. Also he's a lawyer so I'm sure he's defended people for selling out possessing opioid drugs

    • @titanarum666
      @titanarum666 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@3xceIIent my little sister on the table ,, right in front of me ... and mom thought it was funny