>Threatened with a gun. Makes enemy light her cigar instead. >Surrounded by bloodthirsty zealots who are her organizations enemy. Confuses them and convinces them to escort her home. Just another day for Integra.
Forced to crash car while being attacked by a legion of Nazi Vampires? Jumps out of the car, cut off one guys head, and tell them to come at her. She has bigger balls then every man on this earth combined.
This woman is the only person alive who can control Dracula, the king of vampires and make him obey her every command. Clearly, a mere gun isn't going to intimidate her.
It's interesting to see that TeamFourStar actually minimized the use of these stylized cartoony moments in Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, relying on their own writing instead of playing these moments up and milking them for everything they're worth.
Meanwhile, inside Anderson’s head:”Kids these days just don’t understand manners. Wait, didn’t I raise some of these guys? Damn it, where’d I go wrong...”
.......LOOK AT THE SITUATION AT ANOTHER ANGLE...... *SHE DIDNT EVER TRY TO LIVE A **_LIFE_* ,MAYBE BC OF WAS DIED FROM INSIDE A LONG TIME AGO =WHO WAS *_LIVING A LIFE_* ,WAS BERNADOTTE,AND WALTER *WANTED* TO LIVE =ABOUT NAZI VAMPIRES........UM,WELL,THEY ALREADY *LIVED* THEIR LIVES AND BECAME VAMPIRES TO LIVE A _BETTER_ LIVES.........DOCTOR WAS *ENJOYING* HIS LIFE.........AND MAYOR......UM,WELL........HE WAS A MOST ALIVE THAN ANYONE ELSE BC OF HE LITERALLY WAS LIVING IN A DREAM,BC OF EVERYTHING WAS HAPPENING JUST AS HE ALWAYS WANTED................ =DRACULA DIED IN ALL MEANINGS 500 YEARS AGO,AND SERAS VICTORIA......UM,WELL.........SHE JUST WANTED TO MEET A DECENT F...KER TO WHOM SHE'D SELL HERSELF BUT MET TOO WAY MUCH LATE............AND THAT'S A DIFFERENCE........WHY BASICALLY DRACULA WAS SO WAY MUCH DISAPPOINTED.......BUT WHAT WAS DONE WAS DONE........ =ABOUT ANDERSON,THEN........HE LIVED A *_LIFE_* SO HE'S JUST A SOME KIND OF MENTOR TO FURTHER GENERATIONS THAT ARE YET TO LIVE THEIR OWN LIVES............... ..............EXPLAINED WELL ENOUGH???...................
Integra Hellsing. Master fencer. Leader of Hellsing. Commands Alucard of all monsters. Able to turn the whole of Iscariot her bitches. Secretly a member of Wu-Tang Clan.
One injured woman made the most ruthless and experienced bunch of assassins and soldiers of the Vatican, the 13th Division, the Judas of Iscariot that acts as the judgment of God himself, into her bitches with nothing but words. Man I love Integra.
and she didn't even flinch asking for both things. absolute unit and not even unarmed. how to make a bunch of savage assasins become absolute amateurs LOL
Let's see; *licks fingers, thumbs through pages* Integra Van Hellsing as a child was shot, she stabbed herself in the neck with a silver letter opener after being bitten by vampire that hypnotized her in to believeing she was her sister. Escaped her burning castle while gravely wounded. Has shot and killed plenty o' people and she fu*ks the hero of madness (called by rip van winkle) Alucard. And you think a gun is going to bother her. *dies laughing*
I'm a little disappointed that we can have this scene in the anime, but nothing from CrossFire. I know CF is not canon, but still...a cute Berserker Yumie and tomboy Heinkel would have been fantastic.
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>Threatened with a gun.
Makes enemy light her cigar instead.
>Surrounded by bloodthirsty zealots who are her organizations enemy.
Confuses them and convinces them to escort her home.
Just another day for Integra.
I don't know, she was very straight forward
Forced to crash car while being attacked by a legion of Nazi Vampires? Jumps out of the car, cut off one guys head, and tell them to come at her.
She has bigger balls then every man on this earth combined.
no wonder alucard wants to plow that virgin soil!
I'm thinking about planning some flowers me self
Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss
This woman is the only person alive who can control Dracula, the king of vampires and make him obey her every command. Clearly, a mere gun isn't going to intimidate her.
Luna Deafenhine she gets used to having a gun pointing at her....like Alucard
The queen made him bow down and is one of the persons he truly respect lol
Fear her instead
True
"control"
Guys her blood controls(he drank her blood) alucrd tho she is the best boss i have seen in the anime
the chick has dracula as a servant
you think a gun would make her flinch?
Mack Masters 😂😂😂
Mack Masters nope! At least Anderson was with Integra with her idea
It's interesting to see that TeamFourStar actually minimized the use of these stylized cartoony moments in Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, relying on their own writing instead of playing these moments up and milking them for everything they're worth.
to be completely honest, if i had their writers? i'd be fucking confident too.
That’s because moments like these are too funny on their own to be rewritten
Integra: The ultimate boss.
In spanish is even more hilarious because she asks "fuego", this is, "fire", like she's provoking her into shooting XD
that blond character is a girl? looks like a dude
Same goes for portuguese
integra being a casual thug life
Meanwhile, inside Anderson’s head:”Kids these days just don’t understand manners. Wait, didn’t I raise some of these guys? Damn it, where’d I go wrong...”
In the end, I almost thought she was being escorted by zombies, rather than Vatican agents. Their faces O_o
Everyone except Sir Hellsing and Anderson were fucking pissed lol
@@Specter1997 i rather think anderson was more pissed off at the fact his crew not having bloody manners
Her boss aura is so thick she can force her quite literally rival organization goon to light her cigar
すんなり女性の警護を引き受けるアンデルセンは紳士の鑑
社畜浅倉 威
やっぱり神父ですねｗｗｗ
社畜浅倉 威 初対面時に思いっきり売女(ベイベロン)呼ばわりしてるんだよなあ…
Jonathan. それはマクスウェルだ！w
レコード マクスウェルが大英博物館でインテグラを侮辱したのは｢雌豚｣(そして旦那チョイ切れ)、アンデルセンは北アイルランドでインテグラに｢なめるなよ売女(ベイベロン)｣呼びしてるで
Jonathan. 忘れてました！申し訳ない( ＞Д＜；)
1発で火を付けられる人間の鑑
所々にこーいうのが入るから面白いんだよなぁ…ヘルシングって
ですよねー
ただ殺戮してニヤニヤするだけの変態集団じゃないんですね😊
若本規夫のキャラは一回ふざけだすと止まらなくなるwww
それいっちゃあおしまいよ
ヘルシング機関を統率するにはブレない精神力が必要なんですねｗｗｗ
This isn't just funny This is also a badass moment love this lady she is the best .
分かった、送ってやろう(地獄へ)。ロンドンが焦土状態でのギャグシーン。
シリアスな場面からのコメディ展開w
くっそワロタw
Its always amazing how a serious Anime like Hellsing can have such a funny Scene, in the middle of Londons Destruction XD
1:38 分かった送ってやろう！(地獄)
I shall remain in back and not mess with integra
alba nigrum ill just keep my mouth shut
If i have dante as my servant dante can fight alucard bath are immortal so what can we do
※護衛をしてるのはヴァチカンの中でも最大のイカレ集団です
熱心党（イスカリオテ）全員引いてる肝が据わり過ぎて、さすが鉄の女
I love it that Hellsing Ultimate is one of the most brutal and also funniest anime I ever saw
「女の夜道は」とか何とか言ってるけど更に怖い事になってんぞｗ
マジで笑ってまうわこんなん
Just another day in the life of Integra. And not a single *uck was given that day.
Integra has as much balls as every single men in the world combined... damn...
In the words of Betty White:
"Grow some balls? Balls are sensitive. Grow a pussy, cuz they can take a beating!"
テレビでやってたけど、練馬大根はおいしいらしいな。
Bro the fact that Integra has literally everyone stringed up like damn literally having to do her bidding like dogs 🤣
The best woman in anime that can controll Dracula and her enemies.One of the best anime i ever saw!
1:22 ヴァー=カナー(893〜931)
38歳で死んだヴァー=カナー
卿に掛かったら、イスカリオテも形無しｗ
こういう妙に人間臭いのがいいのよ
アンデルセン神父…(汗)それでいいんですかい、対吸血鬼の最終兵器さん…(滝汗)シリアス台無しですよ旦那ぁ(汗)
マックスウェルのやり口にご立腹だからねぇ…「横合いから殴りつける」とは言ったが「漁夫の利でタナボタかっさらう」のは違うだろ！？と。
FOOL12632
リングで最後に立っているのは私たちだ！ってそりゃあ、散々殴り会わせてから総攻撃なら有利だろうさ。正々堂々が信条のアンデルセン神父からしたら、「気に入らぬぅ！」んでしょうねぇ…。
Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss.
Ouch. This is the wrath of a disrespectful woman. Get dissed, gentleman.
As a child she was able to stare Alucard in the eye and give him orders. A gun in her face is absolutely nothing to her
.......LOOK AT THE SITUATION AT ANOTHER ANGLE...... *SHE DIDNT EVER TRY TO LIVE A **_LIFE_* ,MAYBE BC OF WAS DIED FROM INSIDE A LONG TIME AGO
=WHO WAS *_LIVING A LIFE_* ,WAS BERNADOTTE,AND WALTER *WANTED* TO LIVE
=ABOUT NAZI VAMPIRES........UM,WELL,THEY ALREADY *LIVED* THEIR LIVES AND BECAME VAMPIRES TO LIVE A _BETTER_ LIVES.........DOCTOR WAS *ENJOYING* HIS LIFE.........AND MAYOR......UM,WELL........HE WAS A MOST ALIVE THAN ANYONE ELSE BC OF HE LITERALLY WAS LIVING IN A DREAM,BC OF EVERYTHING WAS HAPPENING JUST AS HE ALWAYS WANTED................
=DRACULA DIED IN ALL MEANINGS 500 YEARS AGO,AND SERAS VICTORIA......UM,WELL.........SHE JUST WANTED TO MEET A DECENT F...KER TO WHOM SHE'D SELL HERSELF BUT MET TOO WAY MUCH LATE............AND THAT'S A DIFFERENCE........WHY BASICALLY DRACULA WAS SO WAY MUCH DISAPPOINTED.......BUT WHAT WAS DONE WAS DONE........
=ABOUT ANDERSON,THEN........HE LIVED A *_LIFE_* SO HE'S JUST A SOME KIND OF MENTOR TO FURTHER GENERATIONS THAT ARE YET TO LIVE THEIR OWN LIVES...............
..............EXPLAINED WELL ENOUGH???...................
Integra Hellsing.
Master fencer.
Leader of Hellsing.
Commands Alucard of all monsters.
Able to turn the whole of Iscariot her bitches.
Secretly a member of Wu-Tang Clan.
Bruno Travassos even garnered respect of one Alexander Anderson.
ここほんと好き
"Damn it feels good to be a gangsta."
One injured woman made the most ruthless and experienced bunch of assassins and soldiers of the Vatican, the 13th Division, the Judas of Iscariot that acts as the judgment of God himself, into her bitches with nothing but words.
Man I love Integra.
Pop pop watching heathens drop
Now say something in moon-speak.
@@Mantaur104 hai
Don't mess with Lady Integra Hellsing.
馬鹿な
の台詞にエコー入れる演出すんごい好き
integra doesnt give a fuck and she knows that they know if she dies alucard will literally slaughter the entire iscariot organization i think
Anderson, such a gentlemen.
圧倒的眼鏡率で草
the moments in hellsing that made me laugh were every moment with jan valentine
anderson does not care and fully complies what a g
With one word..all fall into line..
Integra controls a king count and vampire assassin priest.
Van Helsing; a name that commands respect
Unarmed! Clearly Integra has her sword and two pistols hidden in her trenchcoat!
Why am I getting the feeling that Drifters and Hellsing are almost same?
Because they are.
No fcks given
※数分前までグール共が眼鏡と手袋の狂人達に皆殺にされた直後です。（なんやこの落差
she really aint give a phuck
ooh the face at 2:14
煙に巻くってこのことなんだなwww
And here I sat thinking alucard was fucking badass.
Alucard is _Integra motherfucking Hellsing's _*_bitch!_*
Heinkell was a dude??? Man TFS really changed A LOT of things in the Abridged
and she didn't even flinch asking for both things. absolute unit and not even unarmed. how to make a bunch of savage assasins become absolute amateurs LOL
lmao i forgot about this xD
"Light me" lol
あっぶな〜、『お前が一番物騒だよ』って百辺くらい言いそうになったわー
本編ハインケルが男なのか女なのか
特別収録のやつは女のコだったけど
ふたなりらしいよ
Did integra just outsmart andersons troops
No she confused them beyond their comprehension
They just shook and maybe even wet themselves.
Me: "Is it dub?"
You: "No."
Me: "And like that you lost me..."
Sam Lucas is this an abridged reference?
Vash The Stampede it is
?_666 Bitches love cannons
Vash The Stampede c-c-c-check your privilege
?_666 that was a 70 inch plasma screen TV *inhale sharply* so how can i help you??~
Andeson calling his own people out fhats just sad
A very intimidating woman
''shut, up'' lol.
I love that song😂😂
These aren't the same character voices........ Heinkel was voiced by a boy but his voice wasn't that deep...
that's the reason I thought for a long time that heinkel was a boy.
Also cuz Heinkel is actually a girl
Integra reminds me of the Iron Lady
Why do you think she called "The Iron Maiden of Britain"?
I don´t think that was tobacco.
Wow they are whipped
Let's see; *licks fingers, thumbs through pages* Integra Van Hellsing as a child was shot, she stabbed herself in the neck with a silver letter opener after being bitten by vampire that hypnotized her in to believeing she was her sister. Escaped her burning castle while gravely wounded. Has shot and killed plenty o' people and she fu*ks the hero of madness (called by rip van winkle) Alucard. And you think a gun is going to bother her. *dies laughing*
BGM面白いですね。
funny in English, funny in Japanese....
Love it
I usually prefer the original versions of anime but just for this scene at least I think the English dubbed version was wittier and funnier.
ロンドンの大人の集団下校
Hellsing: Original
Hellsing Ultimate: Shonenzied
I personally like the dub better
Sigma woman.
Напоминает скитальцев, очень похожи. Также кроваво и смешно
Integra and balalaika sets the bar too high
I’m never watching this sub again
she doesn't flinch
Episode please
Is the blond one really a girl?
Makoto Mikami yep
No
you can take it anyway you want he's one of those gender fluent characters lol
Makoto Mikami Yes she is
beebiechan What the.....
lol
I'm a little disappointed that we can have this scene in the anime, but nothing from CrossFire. I know CF is not canon, but still...a cute Berserker Yumie and tomboy Heinkel would have been fantastic.
So Heinkel is a girl????
Calila PloyPloy yep....her trenchcoat kinda makes it well....you know wut i mean
I was never a fan of these...weird moments. Seemed to derail the entire accompanying scene
what is song
Which one?
First or second
Heinkel is played by a male?!
Heinkel's voice actor is woman.(Mitsuki Saiga)
@@je_0008 she sounds so masculine
She plays both male and female characters.
よぉやるわ＼(^o^)／
This gag went on for waaaaaaay too long and ruined the joke.
English please
nein
dubs not subs!!!!