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@@ShardofManus yes, but they also help in a good way. I've ended up watching more UK TV after moving to a different country than I ever did when I lived there lol
I lived in Finland for over a year and never witnessed the seagul thing. But thinking of it, none of the seagulls ever bothered me, so maybe they had already learned their lesson
Given the similarly recent habit of seagulls stealing food from tourists on British seafronts, perhaps they all relocated just before Brexit? 🙃 Though next time I'm in Blackpool, I'm keeping that Finnish technique in mind... 👍
Working on a camper van, it was beginning to freeze and I came in and told my American girlfriend, "The gritters are out." "Great! Something else that needs replacing!"
😅 I had an American boyfriend decades ago, from one of the US army bases. We were living in Norfolk, England. I mentioned something about people "going on the broads", and he just sat there with a VERY confused look on his face! 😂😂 (The Broads are a system of waterways in Norfolk, where people go boating)
@@Mortthemoose From my time in the US in the '90s: "Haven't you ever had a brownie before?" "No, where I come from we have laws about that sort of thing!"
4:15 cake. Reminds me of recent message from an outraged daughter: "Did you see the public health announcement that said we shouldn’t bring cake to work, because it’s more harmful to our colleagues than passive smoking? I read it out in A&E and instantly everyone got very angry and went and bought cakes for each other. We love cakes! They’re what keep the NHS running actually!
Just wanted to say thank you so much for posting this, strangely make me even more proud of the UK. I'm gonna buy some merch when I get a job, cheers for the weekly laughs.
In the 90s, I had a teacher way more fruity than the one at 1:00. He was actually a pretty good teacher, but he was fired after the local newspaper caught him cottaging.
That needed a bit more context to be funny. I've seen that clip before....the interviewer says something like "what do you think of the upcoming election?" Answer: "What another one!!!" 😅
I'm a Brit, and I've never felt patriotic at all, but I DO really like our silly sense of of humour. There's a brilliant bit that Bill Bailey talks about in one of his shows, at the difference between Aussies and British people, when asked if they're ok. Australians: "Oh yeah, I'm AWESOME mate!" 👍👍👍👍 British people: "Not too bad" 😒 It's true!! 😂😂 Ironically enough though, our sense of humour is very much like Aussie humour.
The most depressing man one, I felt that. I worked that job for 6 months (somewhere else) It nearly killed me. My friends held an “intervention” and made me quit and take another job. I feel for that guy, that work really kills your soul. I wish him well and hope he’s ok...
oh god the final clip from Come Dine with Me with the guy who was so bitter he lost!! that was the best episode i had seen in ages. Come Dine with Me was so good at times
On par with the one where the woman got so pissed she had to go to bed, and one of the guests had to cook here meal it was just an Old El Paso meal kit 😂
@@Kalash74 Where abouts are you based? Its always bloody raining where I've lived, Bath, Brighton, Bolton, Manchester, Exeter, Reading, Swindon, Glastonbury, it doesn't seem to matter.
I will translate the Scottish for you : " Something something something TELLY , something something something MADE OF MONEY something something WHY ARE YOU FILMING ME!?" Here to help 👍
When you have to apologise for going the speed limit... you know that there is a disconnect between what the people actually want and what they get for 'their own safety'.
That dude asking "are you going to die" in that aggressive manner will find out the hard way when he asks the wrong person one day......... it almost makes me want to find out where that is and pay him a visit.
The 'dude' you are referring to is actually a very nice, wonderful and highly intelligent human being who I had the pleasure of looking after in hospital and at the time this was filmed was suffering from psychosis which is terrifying for the person suffering from it and for the general public witnessing it. The other person you see is a mental health practitioner. This is a fine example of what people working in health and social care deal with on a daily basis and a fine example of people making assumptions and commenting about a situation without having any context whatsoever. It is abhorrent that these days people will film absolutely everything and plaster it on the internet for the sake of entertainment. People don't even consider the harm this type of exposure can do to the most vulnerable in our society.
Using lock deicer in the UK doesn't work - I can testify to this from many icy mornings in Scotland. Yes, the alcohol momentarily melts the water and you can turn the key, but the evaporating alcohol quickly refreezes it even harder, and the water from the deicer just make it worse! A hot key like the girls are doing works better, then a squirt of WD-40 in the lock helps repel the water for next time.
i love these compilations i wish British people were real
😄
Meet one, you’ll no longer have that wish
English people ruin britain its the welsh, Scottish and Irish that make it better!
@@16Arson i hope you're only referring to the english lol
@@Ash-pn2lb Aye, the Scottish and Welsh are grand folk!
0:49 As a Brit let me just say adults kicking balls into kids faces is British tradition
XD yes it really is
I did it to my sister when she was a baby, just like my dad did to me when I was a toddler.
Can confirm
That's how I lost one of my first baby teeth as a kid lol
If you aint kicked a ball in a kids face are you even British?
6:55 I dont blame you for being fooled. its crazy how the reflection fits so perfectly.
Seriously though - I would have been fooled for sure!
It's crazy, it fits so perfectly it is almost like it has been set up that way.
The Scottish Punjabi dad was hilarious 😂
Ammimadeootamuni
As someone away from the UK for a long time, I just want to say thank you for helping with my homesickness. These videos always make me laugh😁
Do they remind you of how shit this place is, and why you left in the first place?
Same. Lived overseas for over a decade and I love watching these. I wish the entire channel was just the quintessential british ones.
Check out the scouse addict, where are ye? Lol
wholesome stuff 😅
@@ShardofManus yes, but they also help in a good way. I've ended up watching more UK TV after moving to a different country than I ever did when I lived there lol
James May saying "cheese" gets me everytime, I don't even know why
James may used to teach my brother science
Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese.
It’s because he is ment to be the only sensible one on top gear
Cheese. cheese.@@notes-to-future-self159
I lived in Finland for over a year and never witnessed the seagul thing. But thinking of it, none of the seagulls ever bothered me, so maybe they had already learned their lesson
This is British
@@uglymelon6721 did you even watch it? russell howard was talking about finland seagulls
Think it was a lie?
Given the similarly recent habit of seagulls stealing food from tourists on British seafronts, perhaps they all relocated just before Brexit? 🙃
Though next time I'm in Blackpool, I'm keeping that Finnish technique in mind... 👍
10:12 that guy was a Dalek.
I moved from Wales to Austria 2 years ago, I watch these videos, and they warm my heart.
So sorry, I'm praying for you 🙏 ❤️
Hope you had a good Sachertorte, dependable, quick and high quality health service and functioning post-brexit economy today.
unlike wales huh
How come you moved to Austria?
@@SpaceBabe12 Moved to live with my partner
Working on a camper van, it was beginning to freeze and I came in and told my American girlfriend, "The gritters are out."
"Great! Something else that needs replacing!"
😅 I had an American boyfriend decades ago, from one of the US army bases.
We were living in Norfolk, England.
I mentioned something about people "going on the broads", and he just sat there with a VERY confused look on his face! 😂😂
(The Broads are a system of waterways in Norfolk, where people go boating)
@@Mortthemoose From my time in the US in the '90s:
"Haven't you ever had a brownie before?"
"No, where I come from we have laws about that sort of thing!"
4:15 cake.
Reminds me of recent message from an outraged daughter: "Did you see the public health announcement that said we shouldn’t bring cake to work, because it’s more harmful to our colleagues than passive smoking?
I read it out in A&E and instantly everyone got very angry and went and bought cakes for each other.
We love cakes! They’re what keep the NHS running actually!
Running normally? Is that how you put totally useless morons
That's probably what people said about smoking
When I look at all those obese children I can see how cake keeps the NHS running.
It's definitely our fuel. Man, people are way too generous sometimes
Just wanted to say thank you so much for posting this, strangely make me even more proud of the UK. I'm gonna buy some merch when I get a job, cheers for the weekly laughs.
In the 90s, I had a teacher way more fruity than the one at 1:00. He was actually a pretty good teacher, but he was fired after the local newspaper caught him cottaging.
So a nonce then
I have to ask what is cottaging???
@@traceyhendrie6820 how can I put this...... meeting fellow men out in the countryside
@@R6Edward3946 aah I see 🙈🙊🙉..thx 😂
@@R6Edward3946 well... not a country side but a public toilet. suppose both smell like shit though
I love the "you're jokin', not another one?" lady, such a wonderful bristolian accent.
is that really what bristol people call themselves? 🤣 i think the rest of us need to come up with dumb nicknames like that
That needed a bit more context to be funny.
I've seen that clip before....the interviewer says something like "what do you think of the upcoming election?"
Answer: "What another one!!!" 😅
If you think Bristolian is good, people from the decaying slab of concrete and train lines that is Swindon call themeselves Swindonians @@shay4261
Throwing the cone into the church grounds, I don't know why it made me laugh so much 😅
Australian, not British though.
@@JC_303 australian is just desert british
“That’s the church Patrick”
"hello horse, i shall call you tesco 😃" 💀💀💀💀
I'm Finnish and i LOVE BRITS. WOOOOO BRITAIN ❤ FINLAND
11:00 "Hello horse, I shall call you Tesco"
This has me dying as a Scottish person, tesco is a shop btw-
Tesco horse meat scandal, Tesco meats were found with like 20% horse meat in them lol
I'm a Brit, and I've never felt patriotic at all, but I DO really like our silly sense of of humour.
There's a brilliant bit that Bill Bailey talks about in one of his shows, at the difference between Aussies and British people, when asked if they're ok.
Australians: "Oh yeah, I'm AWESOME mate!" 👍👍👍👍
British people: "Not too bad" 😒
It's true!! 😂😂
Ironically enough though, our sense of humour is very much like Aussie humour.
The one where someone drives into the lollipop lady, I just realised that's right outside my old primary school where I used to cross everyday lmfao
wow
The most depressing man one, I felt that.
I worked that job for 6 months (somewhere else)
It nearly killed me.
My friends held an “intervention” and made me quit and take another job.
I feel for that guy, that work really kills your soul.
I wish him well and hope he’s ok...
De he say 14 years?
@@MTW3095 yep poor bastard...
oh god the final clip from Come Dine with Me with the guy who was so bitter he lost!! that was the best episode i had seen in ages. Come Dine with Me was so good at times
On par with the one where the woman got so pissed she had to go to bed, and one of the guests had to cook here meal it was just an Old El Paso meal kit 😂
@@wakeyskatethat woman ended up drinking herself to death
Have you seen the lore behind it tho
I TOTALLY forgot about the pods calling the girls slags 😂
1:48 Jesus really can't take Patrick anywhere on his Special Day, can he? XD
4:35 guy can't really be from the UK. Imagine thinking we get 6/7 months of the weather not being awful.
My man enjoyed wasp season and flying ant day, he must be insane
to be fair the spring and summer months are actually quite nice here
@@Kalash74 for like 2 or 3 days at a time, then it rains
@@Kalash74 Where abouts are you based? Its always bloody raining where I've lived, Bath, Brighton, Bolton, Manchester, Exeter, Reading, Swindon, Glastonbury, it doesn't seem to matter.
@@NoodleFlame the city of birmingham unfortunately
The teacher one made me low key uncomfortable
Terrific, stupendous, profane, timeless - in other words, you are spot on and I, for one, am impressed. Good on you.
8:48 “there’s nothing on the board- THERES NOTHING ON THE BOARD THERES NOTHING ON THE BOARD” 😂
We as a nation need help, I didn't realise how much until these compilations LOL
The "everybody's on strike" was a cross between funny and depressing as hell! 😂
Are you just catching on?!?
That little girl telling her mom that kissing is not allowed in school is comedy gold.
As a british person all of these are so relatable
"Get the FUCk away." The most calm but normal thing a brit (like me) could say.
I like the idea of assaulting a seagull before it can assault you!
I'm ready to scream
"Nice big D" teacher guy used to be my English teacher. I always wondered what happened to him... There's the proof
(2:59)
For context:
If the nurses are on strike, you know that the UK is f'd.
9:49 thats our neighbour!!! that bird is a bloody menace 😂
Why?
Probably just a loud bugger?@@evaluateanalysis7974
I think the lovely little fish at the beginning of these videos would make an excellent Prime Minister.
10:47 Vicky from Little Britain has regenerated like Doctor Who.
As a Brit I have to say these are so so relatable
"Wrong number?"
"Dad"
Fucking lmao
8:31 classic deanobox estate, knack all place to park, terribly designed roads
10:05 i see matt hancock is having another bad day
That little kid who got smacked in the face with the ball!!! 😂😂⚽
ARE YOU GOING TO DIE? In a high screechy voice. Epic.
I will translate the Scottish for you : " Something something something TELLY , something something something MADE OF MONEY something something WHY ARE YOU FILMING ME!?"
Here to help 👍
Mongo
Legit the "dont bring cakes in, its as bad as smoking" i saw that live on the news when it was 😂
I stumbled across this channel a few weeks ago and i love it 🤣🤣🤣
Bloody lollipop ladies Grrr - They make me cross!
1:48 Those guys are Australian...
In Britain...
@@RichO1701e On a very typical Australian suburban street, with cars with Aussie-style number plates? No.
Same at 4:06
why was they nervous sounding
@@Strike86 it's the UK. 100 fucking %. I live in the UK. It's not Australia. Period.
6:24 They've made Cathrine Tate's Nan character in real life.
I never thought I’d see a teacher from my school in one of these compilations!! I’m dying inside!🤣🤣
When Scots don’t sound angry enough, get a Scot with Punjabi heritage.
These things make me question how much of Monty Python was actually meant as a sketch and how much was just them being Tommies.
Quintessential British memes? We. Aren't. Australian. 😂 😂
I used to know one of them British people and they talked and acted like every one of these Memes all the time.
The one about everyone going on strike made me laugh.
That standup was fucking gold.
"Dear lord, what a sad little life, Jane" 😂😂😂😂
9:10. If the car lock is frozen I just blow on it.
8:35 some of the best British humour is from these lads :)
that teacher should be sacked because he clearly can't do his job without being perverse
'Hello Horse.'
'I shall call you Tesco.'
- Jeremy Clarkson
9:30
In 1985 no one died
In 1986 no one died
In 1987 no one died
In 1988 no one died
When you have to apologise for going the speed limit... you know that there is a disconnect between what the people actually want and what they get for 'their own safety'.
I love British people lmao😂😭
I didn’t know British people could be sober
For frozen car door locks I just get a cloth soaked in hot water and hold it over the lock for 30 seconds and it melts the ice
That dude asking "are you going to die" in that aggressive manner will find out the hard way when he asks the wrong person one day......... it almost makes me want to find out where that is and pay him a visit.
The 'dude' you are referring to is actually a very nice, wonderful and highly intelligent human being who I had the pleasure of looking after in hospital and at the time this was filmed was suffering from psychosis which is terrifying for the person suffering from it and for the general public witnessing it. The other person you see is a mental health practitioner. This is a fine example of what people working in health and social care deal with on a daily basis and a fine example of people making assumptions and commenting about a situation without having any context whatsoever. It is abhorrent that these days people will film absolutely everything and plaster it on the internet for the sake of entertainment. People don't even consider the harm this type of exposure can do to the most vulnerable in our society.
Ah yes the Tesco horse meat scandal. How could I forget. Thanks Jeremy
*”hello horse, I shall call you Tesco”*
I think that must have been about the same time as some Horse meat in burgers scandal?
7:10 That's an old film trick for scenes filled with fire.
That was incorrect… it’s raining all fucking year 😂
4:09 All British citizens now have Australian accents.
Plane station 😂
To be fair, Bjork's not British. But I guess this is what happens when you spend at least 5 minutes in our nation.
The "airport station" killed me 😂😂
🐎 I shall call you Tesco 🤣
That is true about us Finns. Seagulls always lose.
personal willpower is absolutely enough to stop people overeating
I love this series, so good
1:36 *that* is a builder
Love it, this really is Britain right here
The compilation at the end summed up Great Britain in about 15 seconds. Incredible
😂😂😂😂 I love being British ❤❤
I wish people knew how awesome Britain is and therefore how great these compilations are. Pure MAGIC!
Why is this stupidly accurate I got heavily affected by this 2:59
As a British person, this makes me feel very un-british 💀
2:13 AND NOW, VILLAGER NEWS
The security guard was surely a Chris Morris creation!
I wish the BBC kept Clarkson Hammond and May on top gear, it’s not the same since
Já Björk þú ert grapefruit💅
10:15 That could have been straight from a Monty Python sketch
People in Michigan and Minnesota are laughing at the snow clips and saying, is that it 😂😂😂😂
NO FUCKING WAY THE TEACHER IS FRUITY ONE USED TO BE MY ENGLISH TEACHER HIS NAME IS MR TOWN HAHAA KING
The 'are you going to die' man i thought was a darlick to begin with.
I'm more concerned about that PS5 on the floor.
8:30 That's what you get for building unsuitable roads on new estates
9:15 -- in Canada we buy something called "Lock De-Icer" ;) Give it a try when your car door lock freezes up!
Using lock deicer in the UK doesn't work - I can testify to this from many icy mornings in Scotland. Yes, the alcohol momentarily melts the water and you can turn the key, but the evaporating alcohol quickly refreezes it even harder, and the water from the deicer just make it worse!
A hot key like the girls are doing works better, then a squirt of WD-40 in the lock helps repel the water for next time.
ThAts ThE ChurCH PatRIk
??
1:49
It's not a church because in churches you have to pay but you don't need to in a kingdom hall
Well 1:50 is very clearly not in Britain 😂😂