@ツDark From a millennial: It's r/woooosh, and it doesn't apply here. Also, it's very empty-headed of you to make such a blanket statement about an entire generation like that. After all, we wouldn't assume that your entire generation consists of assholes, just because you are.
But! You can probably come up with a jailbreak and write custom software that will help you be more effective in chasing other cars and humans and hitting them in the most effective way, maximizing damage to them and minimizing damage to your car. All autonomously.
@@brechtxt8096 you have to call into the sales team to special order the $35k version of the Model 3. But you also can get government rebates. Like the $2,500 rebate in California.
@@jonnystorm1 In case you didn't know, the Cybertruck still has a frunk. So it still has a crumple zone, just a tad bit less effective due to the all stainless steel exterior.
I don't know about you, but I would consider the whole front end getting crumpled no better than "good." Any car that doesn't get damaged in a head on 35mph crash deserves much higher of a rating than that lmao
@@austincroslow8979 Either you are joking or you seriously lack basic knowledge of physics. Tell me, would you rather have the front of the car crumple and absorb most of the impact energy or have a rigid front that transfers most of the energy to the cabin and your body, resulting in broken bones and serious injury? Me personally, I would rather the front be totalled than breathe from a tube. Dunno about you.
@@anishbasak3117 Sorry, you must have misunderstood what I meant. I made that comment with no regard to any sort of physics, but in the case of a head on collision, a modern car will crumple and absorb the impact. In light of my comment's lack of context, if a car were to absorb an impact in the same way current vehicles do, yet not sustain the detrimental damage we're used to seeing after such an event, I would say it deserves a higher crash rating than "good." Again, sorry you couldn't connect the dots ;)
Tesla received a crash score a little bit higher than my car, because of all the hazard recognition cameras, sensors, radars that take action moments before a crash (which I don't have) - but the next best cars on crash test that are not as technological is Volkswagen Group cars (Audi, VW, Skoda, Seat etc). Volvo was long renowned but no longer drive their cars off the pier to crash test them, they adopted a more "sporty" image and their vehicle rigidity suffered as a result.
Well actually cybertruck should be less safer than other teslas. Crumple zone is what absorbs the impact as the force needs to transfer somewhere. In case of cybertruck the body/exoskeleton is hard and won't crumple as easily.
That doesn't make sense. You want the car to take a lot of damage. It needs to crumple to absorb the energy from the impact. Also of you watched the video, other cars are rated just as high as Tesla in the safety ratings. It's not unique to that. It's unique that it's a new car manufacturer capable of doing it, but others new cars selling for $35k+ starting can or do preform the same.
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3:40 Now imagine you're driving your Tesla (be it newly bought or already bought) in the middle of the night on the way home. A clear dark night. The moon having covered by the clouds, leaving the road Infront of you completely dark with only the car's headlight iluminating the path Infront of you. When suddenly, the car's system forces itself to stop from seemingly nothing. The path Infront of you is still clear of obstacle. Nothing is Infront of you. Yet the car stopped itself out of the ordinary.
I talked to the owner of a BIG car company and he said electrical card have 5x times less parts. He closed many of his buildings-that-builds-cars (forgot the word) to focus on electrical. I said no one buys electrical here and he said: “I'm preparing myself because this is the future.” even though he would get much more money from normal cars he understands that the future is inevitable.
@Zeronality About 174,000 vehicle fires were reported in the United States in 2015, the most recent year for which statistics are available from the National Fire Protection Association. Virtually all of those fires involved gasoline powered cars. That works out to about one every three minutes. (CNN) link: money.cnn.com/2018/05/17/news/companies/electric-car-fire-risk/index.html
well... You can see quite clearly from the pictures that Tesla moves backwards in a collision and it says that not all collision forces are committed to changing the car's fashion, ie the collision is elastic and this means that the g forces on passengers are much higher than cars without a rigid body. Tesla can be compared to the oldest cars with a rigid beam frame.
Just because they have their highest rating as good doesn’t mean anything. They have lowered the fatality rates in cars drastically, and without them cars wouldn’t be like this.
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After seeing the Model 3 do so well in these crash tests it REALLY makes me consider buying one now. That along with the car being almost completely USA made with USA parts and the recent price drops I'm really tempted. Style wise Its an appliance to me, I cant say it's a good looking car, but for my uses it would be practical.
I was driving home after picking up my new Tesla Model 3. On a 2 lane country road north of Tampa, the vehicle suddenly veered to the right away from the double yellow centerline, scaring the bejeesus out of me until I realized what had happened: an oncoming DHL van had crossed the centerline more than a quarter mile ahead, and my Tesla "saw" it before I did and took avoidance action.
@@milklover2830 The 2019 Model 3 generally held up well in the driver-side small overlap front test. However, the lower door-hinge pillar moved in 8 inches, and the door sill buckled amounting to a moderate risk of injury to the driver’s lower leg. Other top safety pick cars did better in that test.
I don't understand this comment. Yeah, not only are you unlikely to get in one but should you get in a crash, your odds of survival are very high. They have to conduct those tests on cars
Where model 3 falls short is the neck whiplash protection. Due to unadjustable headrests one needs to sit askew so that one can keep one's head in a relaxed upright position. That in turn exposes you to a whiplash injury since you head will not be stopped by the headrest in case of a crash. They really should also use taller manikins in these tests (at 01:29 you can see how small they are)!
Im assuming you mean if somebody jumped out in front of you and was trying to carjack you or something like that. I wonder if the car will prevent you from accelerating if there’s some obstacle in front.
@@matthewgrayson8 You just watched a video about how Tesla's are the most solid cars... and luxurious? They drive themselves, beat most cars off the line, with the large screen you can watch netflix, youtube, play video games. Pretty damn luxurious and starting at 34k.
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Successful goals are like priceless treasures and require maximum attention to develop, which is called advice and pep talks and better opportunities for job opportunities and good work from the government.
I have met many financial coaches, but John Joseph is completely different. He said to me, "Forget about earning money and ask yourself how to double your income"?
He is a trader with whom I invest in real estate and stocks. that I always have to get used to turning a thousand into hundreds of thousands and not just spending it
Mr. John doesn't need to advertise so much, his big name speaks for itself. I am now a shareholder of a juice company in Thailand, all thanks to him, his cryptocurrency trading strategy is beyond my explanation.
@@manny8898he says that because he doesn't like the instant power. I mean, in the Tesla, you could smash in the backseat while on autopilot. A true Chad/chadette move. He most likely sits on his shift knob and has the widest one he could find.
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I am looking forward to buy one in one year. Gonna be more expensive than a lot of similar cars, sure, but the environmental aspect is always more expensive and should be worth it
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@Sean Salazar the fire rate of a model 3 is much lower then that of gas cars. From what I've seen a battery car cannot really blow up, there is no real pressure storage mechanism like a gas tank, it can pop and look like a fire work show but not as dangerous as liquid burning fuel that gets spilled by a gas tank.
@@drpepper684 there have been several, i cant reacall how many where by accident or other factors, but to my knowledge no model 3 has bursted into flames for fault of the manufacturer.
1 batteries are highly flammable 2 all that steel missing in the bay means you're more likely to be crushed as there's less resistance between you and the object force
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Please people, if you really want one of these cars, rent one first for a week. My relative wanted one so badly, rented one, and changed his mind bigly.
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2:10 Wow. Not only is the roof really strong, it also fully repairs itself when the load is removed.
lamenamethefirst 😂😂🤣🤣
The wonders of tesla
@@confityt no shit sherlock
@@confityt r/woooosh
God he is reversing video 😒😒
I love that they put little painted shoes on the crash dummies.
Everything's painted to use paint transfer to detect impact points.
Dummy life matters!
Rob L. No no shoes
Thats kinda rude :/
3:11 shoes
I cant wait to see the Cybertruck's test.
Yeah
Xayacota it wouldn’t get destroyed i think
It’s gonna destroy the testing equipment
If it is like what the prototype looks like rate now it will probably fail
@Terren O'Neil ok yuri
0:57 “The passengers are entirely unscathed”
*big bro gives his little bro a 50mph face slap*
That mental image though 😂
“I can annoy my little brother and get away with it. I see this as an absolute win”
yOoo
0:55 How is everyone just going to ignore that both my man’s just dabbed.
MISCHIEF my man slapped his smaller brother lmao
@@yoyohe7005 he deserved it
That ain't a real dab
@Mischief Where did you get your profile image from? It looks cool go me.
They were like: I am gonna do what's pro gamer move called
Hate it when I tried to run over someone and my car stopped
Clumsy Player I know right, it’s annoying
Same
@ツDark From a millennial: It's r/woooosh, and it doesn't apply here.
Also, it's very empty-headed of you to make such a blanket statement about an entire generation like that. After all, we wouldn't assume that your entire generation consists of assholes, just because you are.
@ツDark millenials are more likely to understand automatic brake assist technology though. Just saying.
@@VioletEnds useless reddit whoish
The real damage was when the dummy slapped the other dummy
0:59
He dabbed
@@quenvanwijk haha
stolen you boomer
He deserved it. He's crashed every car he's ever driven.
the dab was soooo hard
0:57 “The passengers are entirely unscathed”
Except that the kid in the car seat got back hand slapped
The one who slapped actually dabbed but then realised, let's annoy my younger sibling
Haha
Duuuude you make me spit my beer all over the screen 😆
the kids tryna get revenge, let him have his moment
Haha
After crashing:
Your tesla: Still fine
Your body: Fine
Your bank account: *crying*
Get Insurance 😅
@@rishavraj3547 your name remind me the dumbest person in hell's kitchen lol
@@iamnothuman6462 ohh 😨,I searched as idk what hell's kitchen was and I am also fat but not dumb 😁
@@rishavraj3547 bro u r not he is
So chill
Your insurance company: hey here's some insurance money
So, you’re saying that I can’t hit other people or their cars with mine?
No or shut up you’re going to make people too confident
It happened in Japan when a man tried to crush his car into a tv station building. But it was an Audi th-cam.com/video/mYnx3ZoQgUc/w-d-xo.html
Yeah. ISIS fan boys in Europe won't like this car.
What if you need to run over a serial killer? You dead mate
But! You can probably come up with a jailbreak and write custom software that will help you be more effective in chasing other cars and humans and hitting them in the most effective way, maximizing damage to them and minimizing damage to your car. All autonomously.
2:19 WOW its self healing as well ! Im sold
You know what's gonna get you completely sold?
is has cuphead.
Rolf😂😂
Thats Just hesoyam
You high really high expectations
We are playing gta right here
2:17 the Tesla is raipairing itself
:O
Ever heard of Tarzan the wonder Car?
If you look closely, you will understand it's in reverse!
@@soobinkim1176 You destroy the joke
@@soobinkim1176 really?
I think all of Tesla’s cars have passed this test those engineers and designers don’t play
For the IIHS tests, the Model S only received an acceptable rating for small overlap. And the Model X hasn't been rating.
Except their quality control 😂
Initial Wii The Model X is based on the S, so I assume the results would be near identical.
I am 15yo and when I am 60 elon is dead some rich guy bought Tesla and totally fucks everything up
Runar me too mate too bad we won’t enjoy it
How to rob this car:
- stop infront of it
Gta style
you can turn that feature off
Gta boys saw the future didn't they
When you dislike Tesla, but have no proper arguments against it ;)
If it's slow enough, sure. Get it over 30mph and you are getting a nice view of its roof.
remember when youtube didnt have ads?
then they added 5 second ads
then 10 seconds. 15 seconds
and now two 15 second ads. out of hand
eddie gonzalez next 3 thirty second ads
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This ad was actually 5 minutes long.
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Why is noone talking about the damage-reverse technology?
1:40
Waiting for a comment that explains how it doesn't have a damage-reverse technology
@@AminKhojah count me in
The sound tho
They picked the best one i see
Don't want to be that guy but r/wooosh
Model: S
Model: 3
Model: X
Model: Y
Wow Elon multimillion dollar joke
l m a o
more like multi billionaire
Probably, but the cars only cost millions
S3xy
l o l i d i e d
“The drivers are completely safe”
Except when the passenger smacked the driver in the face
Edit: I just noticed that the passenger dabbed lol.
Thats why wer safety belt
Wear
Yeah, cuz people have no control of their body. I know this is most likely a joke but i wanna say it anyway hust to be safe.
Smacced*
By car crash standards that’s a goodnight kiss
I want to know the budget to do these tests
more than you can afford, pal. Tesla.
nhtsa is over 1 billion
Adam Saleh They’re definitely worth it.
@@asitmc you dont know how much money he has though. Are you assuming this guy is a pleb?
Animation Space obviously you don’t understand the reference you dvmbass
Imagine destroying cars as a job
Imagine having to comment multiple times as a job
imagine having no life except YT
Michael Bay job is pretty much this lmao
Mechanic has left the chat
that's what Loc-Dog do in the Don't be a Menace, ONE MO TIME !
"Safest car ever made"
0:55 got slapped by friend
It deserved the slap after that dab
Yeah I agree
Safest*
And dead..
Safetyiestiesto*
You just sold me a car l will probably never have the money for 😭
You can get one for $35k which is not that much
@@brechtxt8096 you have to call into the sales team to special order the $35k version of the Model 3. But you also can get government rebates. Like the $2,500 rebate in California.
Just buy a Subaru instead
BrechtXT They don’t sell the 35k on their website anymore and even at 35k that’s way out of most people’s budgets.
@@brechtxt8096 35k Dollars in my country is nearly 2 million pesos, and in it you could build a house and fully furnished it ☹️
When the Cybertruck gets safety tested...
RIP Obstacles
What about the occupants of the truck? Without crumple zones, they'll be cybertrucks full of dead bodies...
@@jonnystorm1 i guess they might add some dampers to the seats or something like that.
@@jonnystorm1
In case you didn't know, the Cybertruck still has a frunk. So it still has a crumple zone, just a tad bit less effective due to the all stainless steel exterior.
The Crystalline Entity it’s an unveil not the full product
Also RIP wall.
You know a test is hard when the highest rating is “good”
I don't know about you, but I would consider the whole front end getting crumpled no better than "good." Any car that doesn't get damaged in a head on 35mph crash deserves much higher of a rating than that lmao
@@austincroslow8979 Either you are joking or you seriously lack basic knowledge of physics. Tell me, would you rather have the front of the car crumple and absorb most of the impact energy or have a rigid front that transfers most of the energy to the cabin and your body, resulting in broken bones and serious injury? Me personally, I would rather the front be totalled than breathe from a tube. Dunno about you.
@@anishbasak3117 Sorry, you must have misunderstood what I meant. I made that comment with no regard to any sort of physics, but in the case of a head on collision, a modern car will crumple and absorb the impact. In light of my comment's lack of context, if a car were to absorb an impact in the same way current vehicles do, yet not sustain the detrimental damage we're used to seeing after such an event, I would say it deserves a higher crash rating than "good." Again, sorry you couldn't connect the dots ;)
@@austincroslow8979 Good to know it was just a joke.
@@andersonpeng3243 just get insurance
2:15
The model 3’s so great that once you break the roof, it repairs itself again.
tHE viDeO iS rEvErSeD
@@adventurecake7 r/Woooosh
@@Accidentalreef r/woooosh he was sarcastic
@@Accidentalreef it has already been showed by soemone else, but i must say.
it is obvius the was joking cus he did the NoN-cAp To CaP
supernovasuper Plays r/doublewoosh?
This is like elon's report card and obviously he did well 😂
yep
Look where we meet again mate! 😂
Digvijay Kadam did He? He didn’t design or build any of his cars. He just hired people. Same with SpaceX.
SAVAGE TUNER and who asked you ? 🤣🤔
Alex Nuñez oh sorry dad, I forgot to only speak when spoken to.
Every car manufacturer can reach 5 Star. But how Tesla reach It on the first try is beyond believe.
Factually, Tesla is a 6 star car , well above many BEV and ICEV.
Volvo did it
ci a Not in rollover. Only SUV to get a perfect safety rating across everything is Tesla.
@@starshipdriver8536 because USA is bias Toyota and other German manufacturers are killing it in safety tests but youll never hear about it
@@Legend-lc9bv safest cars-German and Japanese
Just experienced a crash. And I have to say I have never felt this safe. I genuinely believe if I wasn’t in a Tesla I might’ve not survived.
Just got into one myself and can say the same. These things are so amazing!!! What’s not to love?!
You should get a Volvo. Just not all models are electric
Tesla received a crash score a little bit higher than my car, because of all the hazard recognition cameras, sensors, radars that take action moments before a crash (which I don't have) - but the next best cars on crash test that are not as technological is Volkswagen Group cars (Audi, VW, Skoda, Seat etc). Volvo was long renowned but no longer drive their cars off the pier to crash test them, they adopted a more "sporty" image and their vehicle rigidity suffered as a result.
*Me after collision with a ten-wheeler truck*
Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance...
*but not for me.*
This comment is underated
Yup
Cadis Etrama Di Raizel this could be deep if you read it the wrong way
Ryan Gonzalez
Oof, that’s dark!
Who'd you kill with a 10 wheeler?
cybertruck: hold my stainless steel panels
I read it Penis LOL
@@biskoot797 kinda gay ngl
@@hustlergrinderbagchaser why did I just figure out that meant not gonna lie
Well actually cybertruck should be less safer than other teslas. Crumple zone is what absorbs the impact as the force needs to transfer somewhere. In case of cybertruck the body/exoskeleton is hard and won't crumple as easily.
Wen Ricky american propaganda
Normal car : "that's a lot of damage"
Tesla : not for us
That doesn't make sense.
You want the car to take a lot of damage. It needs to crumple to absorb the energy from the impact. Also of you watched the video, other cars are rated just as high as Tesla in the safety ratings. It's not unique to that. It's unique that it's a new car manufacturer capable of doing it, but others new cars selling for $35k+ starting can or do preform the same.
It’s not that much damage.
Kamil B r/whoooshh
Kamil B hater
Kamil B omg you are such a turd sandwich
Best car ever. Tesla is lightyears ahead of any competition. I have test driven all the cars from the competition and bought a Tesla.
*Slaps roof of car* This bad boy can resist more than 20,000 pounds of force
*hand breaks*
*P O U N D S*
Ha
Ha
HAH
hatdog
All this is good except when you have to run over zombies
Rohit hi
@@RealAntek tell me you are not a zombie
Rohit Rai I am not a zombie!
Jokes aside electric cars have instant torque, meaning they are better at climbing over anything
I disagree, you wont blow a radiator..
2:27 highest rating is "good"?
looks like an asian dad.
Underrated af
XD
Lmao or mom
I'm Asian, can confirm
Cant wait for Elon Musk to make flying cars next.
“Mom can I have a white car?”
“We have a white car at home”
white car at home 3:37
It's funny because he's verified.
No.
Waiting for someone to say
*ThAtS kInDa RaCiSt*
Lmao
W
Lmao
Vehicle engineer : “How many safety features you want?”
Elon Musk : “YESSSS!!!”
engineer didn't know what to do so cramp every safety feature he could to keep his boss happy
@@simonwilson7581 it's not just the airbags dummy
he IS the vehicle engineer tho... many people don't know but he's really smart guy not just businessman
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You know IIHS is a tough crowd when their highest rating is “Good” 😂
@WhiteEagleForce Uhhh, makes sense, thanks and wow, 3 minutes ago you answared on a comment 5 months ago.
@@lucluc1218 people wont be able to tell 10 months from now
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@@lucluc1218 homie was trynna find out how to reply this whole time
Imposter spotted
3:40 Now imagine you're driving your Tesla (be it newly bought or already bought) in the middle of the night on the way home. A clear dark night. The moon having covered by the clouds, leaving the road Infront of you completely dark with only the car's headlight iluminating the path Infront of you.
When suddenly, the car's system forces itself to stop from seemingly nothing. The path Infront of you is still clear of obstacle. Nothing is Infront of you. Yet the car stopped itself out of the ordinary.
Would be a good horror film
Aye. I'm looking forward to it lol.
I mean, teslas are hella fast so I would dip
Besides a car gone rogue. It could have a gigantic supernatural creature in front of you in the dark! That only the car sees.
Oh hell nah 😂
I talked to the owner of a BIG car company and he said electrical card have 5x times less parts. He closed many of his buildings-that-builds-cars (forgot the word) to focus on electrical. I said no one buys electrical here and he said: “I'm preparing myself because this is the future.” even though he would get much more money from normal cars he understands that the future is inevitable.
…factories?
@@kanjakan LMAO
Electrical card? Or car?
NOT the Future, at least not run by batteries!
Mashallah
The low center of gravity is so desirable and it's very difficult for combustion vehicles to achieve the same thing 😀👍
Combustion vehicles are Effectivly just bombs on 4 wheels.
Closest you can get is with a boxer engine, but yes. Pretty hard.
@Zeronality yes they do. On the daily. Look up deaths due to car explosion.
Chris Invests - Personal Finance Videos yea but quick refueling is even more desirable......
@Zeronality About 174,000 vehicle fires were reported in the United States in 2015, the most recent year for which statistics are available from the National Fire Protection Association. Virtually all of those fires involved gasoline powered cars. That works out to about one every three minutes. (CNN) link: money.cnn.com/2018/05/17/news/companies/electric-car-fire-risk/index.html
Imagine building a car....
Knowing someone is going to break it
That is how most cars are built
The testers' employer buys the cars they destroy.
Welp least they paid me I'll keep flipping profiting
it's not a lambo or bugatti which takes a long time to make
As long as it pays hahaha
0:56 The dummy was so safe that he dabbed
Cringe dummy tho
his neck is snapping back..how is nobody talking about this lol
69 likes, nice
Get out
That dummy deserves a cringe medal
Technology of today is amazing! I love old tech because I can understand it easier, but if this is the future of transporation, I'm all for it!
Thank you! Elon for pushing everyone in the industry to push for higher standards and features that people actual want!
Cyber truck no damage
MASTER FAZE hard gamer gold
elon contributes nothing to tesla he just paid for it to start
@Meowser So, he did do something. Well, you just contradict yourself. LOL
Bro Honda Toyota and Others Brands are Doing the same
2:54 when you crash your car in gta
Lmao
So true
True
😂
😂😂
4:38 bye bye Mercedes logo 😂😂
LMAO
😂
OMFG XD 😂😂😂😂
logo go brrrrrr
It becomes a deadly projectile
well... You can see quite clearly from the pictures that Tesla moves backwards in a collision and it says that not all collision forces are committed to changing the car's fashion, ie the collision is elastic and this means that the g forces on passengers are much higher than cars without a rigid body.
Tesla can be compared to the oldest cars with a rigid beam frame.
2:28 This agency's highest rating as 'good' stands no chance in front of my elementary teacher's 'excellent with 2 stars and a smiley'
Just because they have their highest rating as good doesn’t mean anything. They have lowered the fatality rates in cars drastically, and without them cars wouldn’t be like this.
@@jadenjolly7241
umm
ok
@@jadenjolly7241 you don't get it
r/whoosh for the first reply ig
@@jadenjolly7241 God, you are dense.
Mom: ok son this is your first tesla! Go test driving!!
Me at driving test: 0:09
Hahahahah
😂😂😂the timing is gold
💀
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The quickness makes it so much better
3:41 me walking home on a Saturday night
Lol 😂
HAHAHAHAHAA
Timmy didn't look both sides
LMAO
I am 1000th like 😎
After seeing the Model 3 do so well in these crash tests it REALLY makes me consider buying one now. That along with the car being almost completely USA made with USA parts and the recent price drops I'm really tempted. Style wise Its an appliance to me, I cant say it's a good looking car, but for my uses it would be practical.
2:50 When you roll over in GTA 5, and hold "D"
Balkan Venom translate that into Xbox for me plz
@@swordscar6278 When you roll over and hold arrow right or joystick, I guess
@@balkanvenom3586 when you hold the left stick to the right*
Dziki Bill press 1 on the Wii U
@@audenprinsloo3843 Sorry, I've never had Xbox. PC was my life
0:55 when the car is so safe that they start dabbing
ALazy C Oh god
good thing they crashed
I DIED
ALazy C put the “when” after the 0:55 and you’ll reach 1k soon
@@GojoButNotHatedByGege didn't notice my spelling is wrong, lol. thx
0:59 It's not safe, brother slap to his sister.
Mooooooooooom, john slapped meee
Dam my mom is to beat my ass after we get checked our at the doctors after the accident lol jk
he do that anyway
And that little shit wilding that his sister hit him first
Now watch the assist
I was driving home after picking up my new Tesla Model 3. On a 2 lane country road north of Tampa, the vehicle suddenly veered to the right away from the double yellow centerline, scaring the bejeesus out of me until I realized what had happened: an oncoming DHL van had crossed the centerline more than a quarter mile ahead, and my Tesla "saw" it before I did and took avoidance action.
Tesla: least likely to get into a crash
Also Tesla: *receives 5-star crash test rating*
You broke the code
Ye safest car in the world.
@@milklover2830 The 2019 Model 3 generally held up well in the driver-side small overlap front test. However, the lower door-hinge pillar moved in 8 inches, and the door sill buckled amounting to a moderate risk of injury to the driver’s lower leg. Other top safety pick cars did better in that test.
@@vectraB97 damn you know your stuff.
I don't understand this comment. Yeah, not only are you unlikely to get in one but should you get in a crash, your odds of survival are very high. They have to conduct those tests on cars
Having to sit here and watch these poor Teslas be tortured 🥺
Ok lmao
Yo brock nice and you get To shoot kids in the head and make a living out of it? life is hard😔
Oof
Dummy teslas
It for our saftey
I’ve never watched an ad so willingly in my life.
Now I'd like to know how reliable this vehicle is..so here I come Google..lol.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
_Wait this used to be an ad?_
Tesla does not have ads
Wait this was an ad
Where model 3 falls short is the neck whiplash protection. Due to unadjustable headrests one needs to sit askew so that one can keep one's head in a relaxed upright position. That in turn exposes you to a whiplash injury since you head will not be stopped by the headrest in case of a crash. They really should also use taller manikins in these tests (at 01:29 you can see how small they are)!
Even with all that protection, you should always use a seatbelt.
Well no shit
Thanks man
I'd hope so.
Thank you i'll wear a seat belt from now on thanks to your comment you're saving lives
I always wear seat belt in the front and passgenr seat well never in the front casue i cant drive
_h_
We need slap prevention
I was gonna say that too
Yes it’s savage
I already knew somebody gonna comment on that 😂
Honestly it deserves it for dabbing
Yeah my brother has one loves it... Can't say enough about it..
Luddenis wishes just wait until he’s stuck in the middle of nowhere when it stops immediately
@LiL JA rich ppl problem
Bought a Tesla; will never buy another car but a Tesla. Friggin'. Awesome!
@@manoftruth0935 You see the estimated range when you start the car, if you plan to drive more than the estimated range you are to blame.
LiL JA the model 3 does not cost $110k...where did u get that info? 😂😂😂
I’m curious how the automatic systems would react if someone were trying to use the vehicle in self defense against a threat like an armed robber.
Excellent point, I’m also very curious about it
That's .... not really self defense. More like manslaughter or aggravated assault depending on whether they survive the impact or not.
Im assuming you mean if somebody jumped out in front of you and was trying to carjack you or something like that. I wonder if the car will prevent you from accelerating if there’s some obstacle in front.
@@alphabet_3392 would probably have a on off button for that
@@asmosisyup2557 Indeed sad to know that there is always someone out there to protect criminals. Good job, sir.
Once I’m rich I’m getting a Tesla
J Mo get your something Solid and luxurious not a Tesla
J Mo this car is $34,000
@@matthewgrayson8 You just watched a video about how Tesla's are the most solid cars... and luxurious? They drive themselves, beat most cars off the line, with the large screen you can watch netflix, youtube, play video games. Pretty damn luxurious and starting at 34k.
@Fredo Bull The only feature you won't get at 34k is full self driving, which would make it 40k
Sam Fulton AGREE
Airplane Companies: Planes are safer than cars
Elon Musk: Hold my Supercharger...
OctaPixels nice first commet btw
Planes are only safer because there's not much to crash into when you're like 30,000 ft in the air. With a car, there's traffic everywhere.
The Winter Doggo no one cares if you’re first
@@xxxod but, it's when your not.
5 yrs later
Elon: hold my SpaceX
“In fact they came out in better condition than before the actual crash”
Lol that sounds like a insult
@You Wish duh nothing is idiot proof
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0:56 when you are in a crash but you are still mad at your sibling
"you can't just crash a 100k car"
Tesla: "ha ha car goes bang bang"
Human Personson Fortnite profile pic :/
@@yesyesyesnonono5748 Definitely used it unironically
Just to let you know it is a 35k car.
Tesla model 3 starts at 35k so we can all worship out Lord & saviour Elon Musk ;)
Actually 35k
Yeah...
This is big brain time
Roof crush machine: **Tries to crush Tesla CyberTruck**
Also roof crush machine: Ouch.
Very nice.!
I hope it breaks the machine
@@jonsmith7426 Can you help me?
Cyber Truck: *No u*
@@jonsmith7426 The Model S broke the crush machine before.
3:25 when girl use thick make up
Imagine u just crashed your car and your girlfriend's like : OmG I LiTErALLy SpEnT HoUrS On ThIs MaKeUp!!!!
OMG yOu rUiNed mY liPsTiCk
Sksksksksksksksksksksk
Underatted
@@insightfultoaster2965 instant dump
0:59
Son : Mom, he's touching me!
Mom : what did I tell you about touching your brother while we are in a car crash?!
"this crash may look bad"
- literally zero deformation of the passenger compartment
5:09
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“This crash looks bad” I’ve seen cars completely disappear from accidents
NiT8 - '98 what do you mean completely disappear? Are you talking about Ghost car?
NS R Like completely broken into pieces and crushed behind recognition.
When they said that I was just thinking "that looks great for the occupants"
ok
he’s talking about the invisimobile from spongebob 😂
I like the new nokia!
How about a 1000 feet drop test!
@MOHAMMAD MEELAD perfect
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Successful goals are like priceless treasures and require maximum attention to develop, which is called advice and pep talks and better opportunities for job opportunities and good work from the government.
That's a good point, but you don't just listen to speeches, you work, you work! work and work
I have met many financial coaches, but John Joseph is completely different. He said to me, "Forget about earning money and ask yourself how to double your income"?
He is a trader with whom I invest in real estate and stocks. that I always have to get used to turning a thousand into hundreds of thousands and not just spending it
great conversations happen here
Mr. John doesn't need to advertise so much, his big name speaks for itself. I am now a shareholder of a juice company in Thailand, all thanks to him, his cryptocurrency trading strategy is beyond my explanation.
"Look at this footage the passengers are entirely unscathed"
*dummie continues to slap baby dummie*
@Bip Nop a slap can hurt a child even more severely on a baby also
scathe
/skāT͟H/
verb
harm; injure.
Small price to pay for *s a f e t y*
@@dewonearlonline5602 lol
-its so safe-
*dummie gets slapped*
@@teamclx3812 here's a Like For The Time You Took To go to Website and Get That Cross Text
0:08 when she says shes home alone
Captain Caveman lol
@@manny8898he says that because he doesn't like the instant power. I mean, in the Tesla, you could smash in the backseat while on autopilot. A true Chad/chadette move. He most likely sits on his shift knob and has the widest one he could find.
i too would instantly game end myself.
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0:58 “I like ya cut g”
Front side so... I like ya nose job G
lol
😬😬😬 That’s cringe man
That crash doesn't "look bad" at all, it looks great
1:39 sounds like when you build something in any lego game.
Not really
Charlie Plaz no I think he means the stickers on the car. Like how in lego you have to apply stickers
The Lego build sound (crumbly)
I mean the car is also *kinda* building itself at the same time since it is in reverse lol
@@charlieplaz8641 no
0:59 THAT KID SLAP HIS OWN BROTHER LOL
honestly, i think that would cause more harm to the slapped child than the accident itself lol
😂😂😂
Was sister, but 👌
@@acedare0072 eh maybe a broken nose and a black eye way better then internal decapitation or being thrown through the windshield
It’s a combo, it’s called a dab slap.
Who else is just wishing they could have one
I am looking forward to buy one in one year. Gonna be more expensive than a lot of similar cars, sure, but the environmental aspect is always more expensive and should be worth it
Johnny_13 4 tesla and electric cars are gay
Qwiil RBLX wtf are you thinking of course they are or do you think the charge is just falling from the sky?
Lance Wilson do tell me how electricity is harmful
Eh no thanks it's not that Eco Friendly as you think
i love how they dressed the one car as a ford fiesta! I'm crying!! 3:35
Me going after the guy that killed me in gta
0:07
Jitsxue fr tho
That’s soo relatable xD
Jitsxue you remind me of a meme of some one just staring at the camera saying the gta civilian watching me drive towards them at 140 mph
Same. HAHAHAHA
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"the passengers are unscathed"
*knocks out his little brother*
The Tesla is the perfect car like seriously
@Sean Salazar the fire rate of a model 3 is much lower then that of gas cars. From what I've seen a battery car cannot really blow up, there is no real pressure storage mechanism like a gas tank, it can pop and look like a fire work show but not as dangerous as liquid burning fuel that gets spilled by a gas tank.
Miguel lopez I’m pretty sure there’s only been 1 model 3 fire ever since it came out.
@@drpepper684 there have been several, i cant reacall how many where by accident or other factors, but to my knowledge no model 3 has bursted into flames for fault of the manufacturer.
nah I'd rather take a toyota
@Sean Salazar yeah gas cars have never blown up....
1 batteries are highly flammable
2 all that steel missing in the bay means you're more likely to be crushed as there's less resistance between you and the object force
Fuel is also highly flammable, can also be explosive.
You didn't even watch the video🤦🤦🤦
4:57 “hyun-die”
That one car did die
they pronounce soo bad
현대 is like
hyon dae
In Texas it's pronounced as Huhn-Deh
@@KevinKickChannel i say it huhn-day
Yawn day
4:38
No one:
Literally no one:
Mercedes logo: f*ck this shit im out of here
Why doesn't this have 20k likes??
@@ZobRoss yea so underrated
@@ZobRoss because the format "nobody" is cringe and overused nowadays.
@@icant_thinkbetter meh
i guess you can say they're audi here
2:50 GTA car physics irl lol
Press D
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@@purebliss2669 I will mate, don't mind people hating on you for they will only try to break your relationship with God:)
@@ok_gaming5435 Please read 2 Timothy chapter 3 and also please remember to have a narrow mind 😊
@@purebliss2669 sure
0:57 "the passengers are entirely unscathed"
My big brother giving me a light-year speed worth of slapping
1:01 ''entirely unscathed''
dummy: gets slapped in the face
by another dummy
I would like your comment but the total of likes is 69
I searched for this Comment 😂👍
1:00 dab
for me it's looking like the arm stopped exactly infront of the face
Crash tests: *Destroys Expensive cars*
Me: Just give it to me pls
No
@@sergggggo why
Cuz u 10
Imagine if they give u a car and later blows up because it wasn't tested
I think the company of the car send their Cars to see if it safe or not because most of Cars must have a safety rate
2:10 This car is so well designed and safe that it repairs itself in seconds after receiving damage, amazing.
I thought it was being reversed
@Alex yeet what lol I tought it did
@@CarNacho17 No this car is in fact repairing itself in seconds with super secret nano technology.
@@MrStabbroOo sounds cool
@@CarNacho17 dude they are lying tl you, the video was in reverse
Please people, if you really want one of these cars, rent one first for a week. My relative wanted one so badly, rented one, and changed his mind bigly.
They should change the car name to
"nokia car"
Or probably tesla model 3310?
Nokia Tesla
It is really more like those 3 part phones that the back pops off when you drop it but everything else is fine.
Nokia
Well it's not a Kia so Nokia for sure 🤣
0:55 talks about how safe they are
mannequin : you kno what am gonna slap him
Nah they just dabbing because they just got saved by daddy elon
@@GlitchXan lmao
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0:58
10-year old me, seizing the opportunity of a crash to slap my sibling really hard in the face
Sometimes i feel like I’m the only person in the world who actually loves my siblings
You dropped this 👑
@@nicerice1014 that would imply your siblings do in fact, not like you
@@nicerice1014 you must be a secret step son or something like that
is it me or do i find the car bits flying satisfying when it crashes
Not gonna lie you ain't wrong