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I really hope this is just something Ralph is doing on the sidelines to keep the channel alive and making money. Because I really hope this isn’t the quality of videos from now on. He sounds so monotone and like everything was just 1 take in this.
Say what you want about Nick Cage, but at least when he does cash grabs he's in the movie for more than 10 minutes and does his best to make his scenes entertaining
@DamageIncM if you want some absolute Nick Cage bangers, The Weather Man is super underrated, Adaptation is one of the best meta films ever, and Mandy is purified badass. There's also the obvious choices like Red Rock West, Face/Off, and The Rock. Lord of War is also super underrated, as well as Joe. Hell, Vampires Kiss is a legitimately great film held together by an over the top Cage performance that gets made fun of because people think it was accidentally goofy. Bruce is just a straight up weirdo, like acts and says weird shit behind the scenes, whereas I've always seen Cage as being extravagant but super nice even if he can come off as pretentious. All in all, I'd shake Bruce's hand but I'd party with Cage.
@DamageIncM well Joe, Mandy, and Color Out of Space are all fantastic movies that've come out recently. The dude definitely does a lot of trash (Between Worlds, Primal, the upcoming Jiu Jitsu is probably gonna be bad, etc) but when he's given a good script, he adds so much to the project
I had to do a double take of that scene the first time I saw it, as well as *I wAnt You To CaLL mE sTeevE.* not even the most amateur of C list actors would do a job that comically bad. wage workers are scolded if they underperform even just a bit, yet Mr Clean here can afford to show up on set 2 days late, shakes his forehead wrinkles a little, shrugs and bags 10k.
Yea I was kinda getting sick of him there since that rambo 4 and same with Bruce since die hard 4.. but yeah Stalone is still giving it a lot of passion
I do feel sorry for Bruce Willis, but 1. Nobody knew about the Asphasia at this point and 2. It doesn't make these movies any better, it just gives context to everything.
Yeah I mean Bruce wasn’t alone, there were potentially lots of people who knew and kept pushing him anyway. He didn’t direct, edit, or produce any of these.
@@glitchesandglitter you can like and respect bruce willis and also think his recent movies are trash. knowing what you know now would you go and watch these movies?
It would just be full of 100s of interchangeable characters that you could plug and play into their generic role for the movie. You could use them to procedurally generate terrible VODs.
Yeah, it's one of those things where while watching him, all you can think is "God, he could easily be doing so much better," and yet he just doesn't. It's depressing to see such a good actor just be an ass to everybody on set, and then deliver such an incredibly piss poor performance.
@animationeer Yea, and its not like he has reached Nicholas Cage-tier, where his weird /odd performances are overlooked and often still loved because they are so awkward or weird lol
I'd like to see them on set together too just because that clash of personalities would result in a colossal (and possibly violent) shitshow, but that would never happen. Realistically Seagal would just be saying his lines at Willis' body double.
*Die as a hero or live long enough to become casted in straight-to-DVD films.* But "I'll take you anytime, Punk" will allways have a special place in our hearts
When you have as many expenses as hollywood actors they dont really have a choice in roles.. This is why nice cage also is in like 500 shitty movies lol
I miss the times when direct to video action flicks were crazy egotistical projects made by passionate people who knew jack shit about filmmaking and stunt safety.
I don't judge Ralph for making fun of this garbage with the information known to the public at the time, but I retroactively judge the people involved in producing it SOOO MUCH more.
@@AnnabelleG96 the only thing I could find is that Bruce Willis has brain damage as a result of a disorder. Maybe implying that he’s being taken advantage of.
@@AnnabelleG96 Bruce Willis has Aphasia. It’s a language disorder that affects a person’s ability to communicate-it occurs mainly after a stroke or head injury from a growing brain tumour or disease.
@@Brogan_Balfour_Crescent Honestly it seems Crowder's already on a "dark path". He's failed comedian who's paid to spread lies and peddle meaningless culture war bullshit.
@@KiraDidNoWrong8274 That's honestly something I hate to see in Hollywood, especially at award ceremonies like the Oscars. Stars shouldn't take themselves too seriously.
You know what's even funnier? These new Bruce Willis movies have been dubbed in my language and the voice actor actually puts more emotion into his lines than the actual actor his voicing as. lol
@broootal yeah, I don't think Wes Anderson chooses good actors as much as he chooses those who better fit his own particular style. I don't think Luke nor Owen Wilson are considered good actors, but they're perfectly adequate for their respective roles in The Royal Tenenbaums; Bill Murray stopped caring years ago, but WS knows how to channel his current apathetic "energy", and so on.
Yes! I've seen most of his better movies over the years, but those are the two where I think he did good acting jobs. I could be prejudiced; I find the character "Bruce Willis", who he usually plays, obnoxious.
Yes the recent news definitely gives this some sad broader context, however let’s not forget these movies still suck, with or without him. Them being put out despite Willis’ declining health makes me wonder how many of these roles were really his decision
Gluttony? Brando, or someone else who got fat later in their career. Envy? Van Damme or someone like him, someone trying to become a big star but never became that big.
After learning about Bruce Willis's declining health around this time, this run of movies, especially when it comes to Willis' performance, it goes from funny-sad to sad-sad.
There was a news article published a while ago that said Bruce can't even talk anymore. That probably sheds some light on why his later characters tended to talk while facing away from the camera.
It's kind of an evil twist of irony that an actor would get a specific form of dementia that targeted everything first that was important for acting. Now I wish these movies were just him falling out of love with acting, instead of... that.
Considering that email said Bruce was unjustifiably mean to the makeup girl, I think it's fair to just say Bruce Willis proactively makes everything he interacts with, on set, worse.
So, the consensus amongst most reviewers (not just Ralph) around the time when this video was made was that Bruce simply "wasn't trying" anymore. Now with the news of his diagnosis, it seems he was likely trying harder than any of us can imagine all along.
Man i cant wait for the Steven Seegal and Bruce Willis team up movie. One will be sitting down the entire time and the other will be facing away from the camera.
Break it down for me. It was an old lock, like a really old huge antique lock, and it was rusty, and it was huge, they had to blowtorch it off the door, like it was so old and big and rusty, I've never seen anything like it.
So, that Chinese movie appears to be about the “Flying Tigers” where a few squadrons of U.S. Air Force under the command of Claire Chennault were loaned to Republic of China for usage against the common Japanese enemy. The problem is that the Flying Tigers were dispatched in 1941, not 1939. Also, they were sent to the Republic of China - meaning Chiang Kai Shek, not the People’s Republic of China under Mao Tsetung. So it’s very curious to see the CCP finance a film about a group of American pilots that fought for the opposing Chinese faction, only to have the pilots actually be Chinese and fight for an apparently undivided Chinese state. Also, nothing happened in Tiananmon Square in 1989, and there is no war in Ba-Sing-Se.
Here me out: Cast Bruce Willis as Neil Breen in the Neil Breen biopic. Their ways of speaking are so similar that it could convince people that Willis still has incredible acting chops.
weird how 12 monkeys wasn't included in the list of actually good films/performances. die hard, unbreakable and sixth sense are such standard picks, but 12 monkeys is an interesting contrast to all of these considering how out of character he was in that, not to mention he basically worked for free solely because he wanted to work with terry gilliam. he obviously got paid afterwards, but even then it was considerably less than usual. i just think that's quite the contrast to the bruce willis of today.
Agreed 12 Monkeys is wonderful. It's frustrating because Bruce Willis CAN (or at least once could...) act. His characters in the aforementioned 12 Monkeys and something like Death Becomes Her , or Die Hard and the Jackal etc are all polar opposites yet totally convincing. He puts his all into those performances. Now he barely looks capable of getting through a line...
@@MRADOES04 he needs to get paid. This video is an hour long and thats after cuts and editing. So hours if not days of work. TH-cam pay alone isn't enough i guess. That being said it really was a soulless promo
At least Nic Cage still has some gems like Mom and Dad, Color out of space , and Joe thrown into all the crap he is doing ....Willis has just completely given up
Actually, I agree with Elvis the Alien that Nic Cage is experiencing a resurgence in his career by talking on off-beat roles in indie horror films. Which makes sense since that's what drew Nic Cage into acting to begin with, and all of his best movies prior to the 2000's are either off-beat narmy indie horror flicks like "Vampire's Kiss" (which is my favorite movie of his), off-beat comedies (like Raising Arizona), and mainstream movies that are either outgoing, narmy action flicks (like Face/Off) or very cynical and weird and taboo (like 8MM, Leaving Las Vegas or Bringing out the Dead). In the 90's he did a heck-ton of romance and action, then towards the 2000's a lot of drama (mostly comedies like Adaptation or the Weather Man), and then after Ghost Rider he hopped onto the Disney high and went /straight-down/ with bad horror and action movies for a few years. It's like Disney curses its performers or something. Anyway, Mandy was a good change of pace, and I really liked Color out of Space. Mom and Dad is trash but at the same time very entertaining and weird. And you can bet your ass I'm hyped for his new horror film that is basically a live-action adaptation of FNAF. Basically, the best Nic Cage movies are those that if you sum them up in one sentence, they sound so absurd that people would think you made it up using a random film idea generator.
Color of Space is pretty enjoyable but I can't stay silent on the part where the mom cuts her fingers: it just made me laugh out loud! I'm pretty sure it's impossible to lose fingers like that when casually cutting vegetables but hey, it's a movie that I'd rewatch! Mandy looks nice, too! And fucked up...
@@anikmonette2140 lmao do you cut your veg with a butterknife?? I worked in a kitchen doing catering before covid hit and one of our prep cooks lost 2 knuckles off of his finger but yeah, unrealistic.
@@TheNickleChick I still have to wonder how it happened: did he put all his weight on the friggin knife?! Did he accidentally cut right in between the joints? Because in the movie she looks like she cut throught everything, bones and all, all four main fingers, while being merely distracted. I mean, I've heard about accidents like that before but the way it's portrayed in the movie I just couldn't hold my laughter! Because yes, it did look fake and unrealistic while the movie itself is competently made, overall...
Steven Seagal was never an A-Lister to begin with and Nic Cage does these B-movies after all his financial problems (which include a run-in with the IRS for a large sum of unpaid taxes) but Bruce Willis? Does he really needs the money? EDIT: Well now we do know, why he did all these crappy movies.... It's really sad.
I havent seen Bruce Willis in anything recently, so this video was genuinely saddening to watch. What happened to the enthusiastic, energetic, wise-cracking characters from just a few decades ago? I know he's older now, but its like watching a completely different person! I even googled his age just to make sure he wasn't much, much older than I thought he was. He's acting more like a sluggish, confused 80 year old than a guy in his early-to-mid 60s! :O
@@handsdowntoo7150 I know, right? He was so awesome in the 90's and not just in action movies. I liked him in Hudson Hawk, Death Becomes Her, Pulp Fiction, 5th Element, Death Becomes Her, you name it. But after Die Hard 4 he just gave up I guess.
It’s cool how Frank Grillo makes it public that he took it for the money. He’s got a good attitude about it. I have a strong feeling that Bruce Willis wouldn’t act the same way. Speaking of which, you should probably give Larry Cockslock a call...
"Didn't that guy EVER have hair?" Well I think Bruce did.....in his Moonlighting days. Thought you mean Skinner from Back to the Future (not Chalmers from The Simpsons).
Scientist: "I'm a big deal, 2+2=4, and that's just the facts!" Lead: "Whoa, you've mastered first-grade arithmetic?" Supporting Character: "Enough with the geek-speak! Speak human for once, maybe?" *Every! Goddamn! Time!*
@brucebowen5122 it turns out Bruce Willis has aphasia, a neurological disorder which renders him unable to speak. He likely knew what was coming years in advance, so these shitty films were likely him squeezing as much out of the last few years of his career as possible before he became incapable of doing it any more.
@@comixproviderftw_02 The rest of the movie would be about Segals action team trying to stop a bomb plot that was set up by Bruce. Segal and Bruce only interact with each other on the phone all while sitting down
Bruce Willis was still making good movies up until around 2012/13, i rewatched Looper today and it's excellent. Now we know he was suffering from dementia it's really sad seeing him star in all of these B movies, he used to be so cool and charismatic.
At his age, does he really need the money? On the other hand, at his age, does he really need any integrity? I guess he just sells as much as he can to keep the revenue flowing... In our eastern EU country we have been bombarded by Bruce Willis billboards promoting some BS each year - energy drings and such. Really untrustworthy products, with stock head shots of the actor. One fails, here comes the next one.
The entire thing just makes me so cynical about the industry. Like, yeah, good on Bruce for making his money while he could.. but like.... it kind of makes me feel a little despair that it went on for as long as it did and worked as well as it did folding ideas has talked about it a little before, how much of the stuff we consume isn't anyones vision or artistic expression, it's just a product to be sold, produced to fill a slot in future cable syndication schedules. Action isn't the genre it used to be, we don't really have action stars like we used to. And the entire Bruce Willis saga is just such perfect example of the decline of the genre/the industries unwillingness to break from formula It makes more financial sense to have a film basically tarring a stunt double with Willis occasionally being prodded to deliver indecipherable lines than to cast an unknown It's Kafkaesque
Don't quote me, but im under the suspicion that "Miller" is just an alias for directors that dont want their names attached to a movie. Just like how Alan Simthee was used in the past
After the recent news, a lot starts to make sense. I was sorry to hear the news, especially a diagnosis of such a cruel and debilitating condition. I can't say I've not been entertained by the guy.
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I really hope this is just something Ralph is doing on the sidelines to keep the channel alive and making money. Because I really hope this isn’t the quality of videos from now on. He sounds so monotone and like everything was just 1 take in this.
I’m just happy he’s uploaded again and still reviewing stuff man who cares what the hustle is !
Ralph, please have my first born child!
love you man,great work
That code is a bit complicated
Please, *Brake it down for me*
"It's in Bruce Willis's contract to not move faster than a light sprint"
Oh, the Steven Segal clause.
Isn't that the _"Never get out of the chair"_ clause ...?
But now
I'm gonna steal every mother fuckin birthday
Hey, that's Mr. Steven "I can get out of any chokehold known to man" Seagal to you.
@@tastyloaf5487 That's the addendum to the Steven Segal Clause. XD
@@tastyloaf5487 That's the cameron mitchell clause
Say what you want about Nick Cage, but at least when he does cash grabs he's in the movie for more than 10 minutes and does his best to make his scenes entertaining
Plus he has debts he needs to pay off so it's a bit more forgivable.
@@SmoothCriminal12 I doubt Bruce has his finances in check either
Reminds me of Christopher Lee. Even when he knew the movie he was in was shit he gave it his best because he felt like he owed it to the audience
@DamageIncM if you want some absolute Nick Cage bangers, The Weather Man is super underrated, Adaptation is one of the best meta films ever, and Mandy is purified badass. There's also the obvious choices like Red Rock West, Face/Off, and The Rock. Lord of War is also super underrated, as well as Joe. Hell, Vampires Kiss is a legitimately great film held together by an over the top Cage performance that gets made fun of because people think it was accidentally goofy.
Bruce is just a straight up weirdo, like acts and says weird shit behind the scenes, whereas I've always seen Cage as being extravagant but super nice even if he can come off as pretentious. All in all, I'd shake Bruce's hand but I'd party with Cage.
@DamageIncM well Joe, Mandy, and Color Out of Space are all fantastic movies that've come out recently. The dude definitely does a lot of trash (Between Worlds, Primal, the upcoming Jiu Jitsu is probably gonna be bad, etc) but when he's given a good script, he adds so much to the project
Bruce Willis' reaction to his daughter being beaten and almost executed is the same as when someone takes the last slice of pizza you wanted.
Don't
Not even. More of when you dont wanna do your chores, but you're not resisting.
I had to do a double take of that scene the first time I saw it, as well as *I wAnt You To CaLL mE sTeevE.* not even the most amateur of C list actors would do a job that comically bad.
wage workers are scolded if they underperform even just a bit, yet Mr Clean here can afford to show up on set 2 days late, shakes his forehead wrinkles a little, shrugs and bags 10k.
Don't...
"Ughhhh...."
That Grillo interview is so refreshing. I wish more actors were so candid about their money jobs.
@@CatNerfer3000 On Wheelman it felt like he cared a bit, at least.
Does anyone has the link to the interview?
@@CatNerfer3000 At least he had fun as Crossbones in Winter Soldier and Civil War.
@@facelessguy23 check the description
@@ballsofsalsa01 thanks
My favorite Bruce Willis movie was when he was riding in a car and tried to kill Murdoc from Gorillaz. Best Bruce movie.
Obviously. I believe it was called Knack 3
I watch that movie occasionally just to get through the week..sometimes it's hard...
He was comin' up on the overload on that one, i think.
Over the Hedge
The Bruce Willis raccoon is just as hilarious as the Chris Rock zebra in the Madagascar kino trilogy.
It’s because he doesn’t talk at all. Fucking killer music video.
Bruce Willis' body double running down that hallway literally looks like Gru from Despicable Me because of that stupid scarf
Underated comment!! I couldnt put into words what he looked like till i read your comment.
Where is my guurl?
8:42
I was in that part of the video looking at the comments lol
I'm convinced someone did that on purpose
Aside from the color of the scarf, it's literally Gru
Kinda sad how Bruce Willis is now a slightly higher budget Steven Seagal
Omg I was also thinking that his career trajectory is similar to the one of Segal hahahaha.
Director makes a movie. Always. Never watch a film for an actor
Rishi Eastwood except for Joker
To be fair though, at least Bruce Willis isn't making himself out to be an even bigger joke than Steven Seagal. No one can top that
At least Bruce Willis was once a good actor, unlike Steven Seagal who was always a terrible one.
Imagine waiting for more Steven Seagal and getting more Bruce Willis as an appetizer. I'm so happy
@aaronsdavis i can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not lmao
I thought we were going to get another video on Steven Seagal as well, based on the end of that video.
*SAKAMOTO SENSEI*
Look up “cumtown steven seagal movies”
@@kingt0295 Seconded, they're hilarious
You gotta give it to Sylvester Stallone, at least he puts effort into the movies he's still doing
Yea I was kinda getting sick of him there since that rambo 4 and same with Bruce since die hard 4.. but yeah Stalone is still giving it a lot of passion
Stallone still got his shit! He also called Bruce a lazy ass lol.
Yeah last blood was dumb but at least it felt like an adult home alone at the end lol
Stallone in Creed and the sequel is amazing. He still has that subtlety in filming.
@D D Nah.
Ralph looks like he's about to time travel to the 90's and audition for a sitcom
He evolved into Jean Ralphio.
oh no he's gonna throw out the n word
He auditioned for Wandavision
he looks like marty from gilmore girls
No, he's teenage Joe Pesci in a flashback scene.
Bruce Willis and Steven Segal should do a movie together so we can see who’s in the movie the least.
Every shot would be bruce willis stunt double with his back to the camera, talking to a sitting seagal
@@bloodorange6713 The writing would be next level.
Steven Segal: *incoherent mumbling*
Bruce Willis: *incoherent mumbling*
@@bloodorange6713 no the double talks to a cardboard cut out of segal which is sitting down
@@bloodorange6713 bruh this had me dead💀💀💀💀
Face/Off 2 😂😂😂😂
I do feel sorry for Bruce Willis, but 1. Nobody knew about the Asphasia at this point and 2. It doesn't make these movies any better, it just gives context to everything.
True but now shouldn't he take down the video?
Yeah I mean Bruce wasn’t alone, there were potentially lots of people who knew and kept pushing him anyway. He didn’t direct, edit, or produce any of these.
@bodd boward sure you will. Every producer as well as the director and financiers.
@@glitchesandglitter you can like and respect bruce willis and also think his recent movies are trash. knowing what you know now would you go and watch these movies?
Ah no ones gonna remember these anyway...
The body double for Bruce Willis is actually Eric Andre
He pulled off Vin Diesel pretty well this season, I could totally see it
Haaaa
YYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAH
Ranch it up
IM THINKIN ABOUT GETTING MY FORESKIN SEWED BACK ON
A straight-to-VOD universe of Nicholas Cage, John Travolta and Bruce Willis films is desperately needed.
Don’t forget Steven Seagal
Or John Cusack
VODiverse.
It would just be full of 100s of interchangeable characters that you could plug and play into their generic role for the movie. You could use them to procedurally generate terrible VODs.
They are all part of the AA cinematic universe already.
Steven Seagal I can forgive; he was a joke even in his heyday. But seeing John McClain like this just makes me sad.
Yeah, it's one of those things where while watching him, all you can think is "God, he could easily be doing so much better," and yet he just doesn't. It's depressing to see such a good actor just be an ass to everybody on set, and then deliver such an incredibly piss poor performance.
Tis better to be a "never was" than a "has been"....
nawwwww man, he was actually kinda good in Out For Justice. After that though, I totally agree with you
@animationeer Yea, and its not like he has reached Nicholas Cage-tier, where his weird /odd performances are overlooked and often still loved because they are so awkward or weird lol
Steven Seagal is the most phoniest action star of all time.
Every time they say "the Pardoner" I think they're saying "The Pardner" like old timey cowboys
A better name in my opinion
@@sarcasticfanstic I agree
Isn't that 'Partner'...like "Howdy Partner" from Toy Story..
@@MagicE13 Yeah but it's a specific kind of pronunciation of partner that makes it sound more like "Pardner". I was basically just typing an accent
"Chris was our old Partner don't you know"
I want Bruce Willis and Steven Segal in a movie. It will be fucking awful, but I would watch it just to see who will give less of a shit.
Were they both in The Expendables?
@@jennifermckay5585 Only Willis.
@@jennifermckay5585 seagul in The Expendables, that crack me up
I'd like to see them on set together too just because that clash of personalities would result in a colossal (and possibly violent) shitshow, but that would never happen. Realistically Seagal would just be saying his lines at Willis' body double.
Bald action star vs a bloated corpse
Bruce Willis and his enthusiasm for acting is giving me major "tired college student that just sits there zoned out" vibes..
I was gonna say tenured college professor who doesn’t give a fuck anymore & just lets their TA do all the work.
Harrison Ford in a Vanity Fair interview vibes
Yeah he's probably zooded on some percocet
Yeah major senioritis who’s just taking a few joke classes to flesh out his last couple of credits before graduation
Ralph, these movies are rated R, you're not old enough to watch them
I think we should tell his mom.
I think R stands in this movies for retarded
hi my name is peter
actually they're rated R for Ralph so it's ok
@@bjblazkowicz9755 ayyyy peterrr
The facial hair on digitally de-aged Bruce Willis is grotesque.
This Ridge Wallet thing looked really heavy, old and metallic. It's really rusty, big and old. I don't even know how Ralph carried it.
Break it down for me,
@Jolly Guardian I will get you anytime, punk!
It’s supposed to be made of a lightweight metal and is very sleek I guess
@@clydeclyde4941 r/woosh
@@clydeclyde4941 these comments are a reference to Ralph's Reprisal review
Whenever I heard "Chalmers" in Hard Kill, I couldnt stop thinking about Superintendent Chalmers from The Simpsons
Honestly same, Super Nintendo Chalmers.
SEEEEEEEEEYMOOOOOOOOUR
Saaammmeee
33:47 is the worst de-aging i've ever seen. They basically polished Bruce Willis' head
I can't be the only one who thinks it looks like a video game cutscene.
@@soggycheeseburger2494 Wrong, it looks even worse lol. This is like pre-patched Mass Effect 2
Looks like a white supremacist.
Nobody should ever make fun of the de-aging in Star Wars Rogue One after seeing The Prince.
@@comixproviderftw_02 in Rogue One they have real budget, you shouldn't compare it to a flick made for VOD for no money
*Die as a hero or live long enough to become casted in straight-to-DVD films.*
But "I'll take you anytime, Punk" will allways have a special place in our hearts
“break it down for me”
When you have as many expenses as hollywood actors they dont really have a choice in roles..
This is why nice cage also is in like 500 shitty movies lol
@Ibrahim Awad
Yeah, Cage at least puts some efford in.
I miss the times when direct to video action flicks were crazy egotistical projects made by passionate people who knew jack shit about filmmaking and stunt safety.
I too miss the black tank top cult.
Now we have Bruce Willis, Steven Seagal and Frank Grillo to carry the Torch of the direct to video action movies.
@@kaykutcher2103 Ahhh... The Movies RLM covered on Best of the Worst, movies made by people who see themselves as “the toughest, sexiest man”.
@@comixproviderftw_02 While in reality they look like middle aged accountants.
Keep an eye on this gem.
th-cam.com/video/HGknuL37dFY/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=NathanShepka
I don't judge Ralph for making fun of this garbage with the information known to the public at the time, but I retroactively judge the people involved in producing it SOOO MUCH more.
What happened :o
@@AnnabelleG96 he’s mentally deteriorating and forgetting things really easy
@@AnnabelleG96 the only thing I could find is that Bruce Willis has brain damage as a result of a disorder. Maybe implying that he’s being taken advantage of.
@@AnnabelleG96 Bruce Willis has Aphasia. It’s a language disorder that affects a person’s ability to communicate-it occurs mainly after a stroke or head injury from a growing brain tumour or disease.
Hayden Christensen is aging AMAZINGLY. It's been 15 years since Episode 3 and he hasn't aged at all.
Right? He looks crazy good probably because he retired from Hollywood and is living on a farm
He'll always be that little boy I knew on Tatooine
@@atomicdancer LOL!
My goodness ani, you (haven't) grown !
He got that good adrenochrome.
"The Pardoner" just sounds like theyre saying "Pardner" like a spaghetti western gold miner or something
That's because everyone, including Ralph, enunciates poorly. I smirked every time I heard "Pardner".
Oh damn, I thought they were all saying “partner”
A partner and a pardoner are two completely different things, which only increases confusion. Thanks English for being a shit language.
Bruce Willis with his granddad joke powers:
“howdy pardoner”
The Pardoner looks like a shift manager from Starbucks
He looks like Steven Crowder if he went down a dark path after his Mug Club didn't work out.
@@Brogan_Balfour_Crescent Honestly it seems Crowder's already on a "dark path". He's failed comedian who's paid to spread lies and peddle meaningless culture war bullshit.
As I am a former SM at Starbucks, I can say this comment is dead accurate 😂
Bruce Willis is what Homer Simpson would look like in our dimension
He basically sounds like Homer Simpson too. It's just that Homer is doing more smiling (and donuts) while talking - instead of frowning and grunting.
This whole thing is like some episode where Homer becomes an action actor/ or had a secret career as an action actor when he was younger
I bet that if he gained a little weight his skin would become yellow
glad to see I'm not the only one that knows this
@@Everik-ct6pg Jaundice IS a symptom of liver cirrhosis...
Damn I kinda appreciate how Frank Grillo owns his B-list status
That’s how you know an actor is a good person to talk to.
Yeah i like that as well, he doesn't have inflated self-worth like a lot of actors
@@KiraDidNoWrong8274 That's honestly something I hate to see in Hollywood, especially at award ceremonies like the Oscars. Stars shouldn't take themselves too seriously.
Guy has a keen sense of his own ego, which is rare.
He was in a show called Kingdom, super underrated
Well it’s official: Bruce Willis is retiring from acting due to aphasia. Hope he gets some much needed rest and hope he enjoys retirement.
According to Wikipedia, Reprisal was shot in 14 days and Bruce Willis was on set 1 day. LOL I love how honest Frank Grillo was in that interview.
Ho Lee Shit
And he probably spent half of that day eating, talking on his phone and sitting on the toilet
After that interview Frank Grillo would work with Bruce Willis again in Cosmic Sin.
There is a reason for that, and why Bruce has now retired.
We can all agree that the best Bruce Willis movie is Over the Hedge.
No the best Bruce Willis movie is Hudson Hawk
Is he the raccoon? I forgot
@@andrewdozier3920 Yes! How can you forget a masterpiece?
I used to watch that movie every day
That’s cap it’s die hard dummy
Texas Battle is my favorite bad movie actor, just because of his name alone
Was he conceived there?
When the fake part of his name is Texas and not Battle
This Chalmers doesn’t look like he’s prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
I don't think he made it, despite your directions.
Steamed hams?
😃😃yes
*gasp* Oh ye gods! My roast is ruined!
I bet he's not even a Super Nintendo.
How dare you imply the dialogue is on the level of "Today I resign as President of the Bank".
🤣🤣 this is how I die... and I'm not even mad
You know what's even funnier? These new Bruce Willis movies have been dubbed in my language and the voice actor actually puts more emotion into his lines than the actual actor his voicing as. lol
now that's Epic
Professionalism at its best!
It’s kind of hard to emote lines when you have Aphasia and find it hard to comprehend basic things like words and communicating.
No one knew about it at this point no need to be a douche@itsjustmaddisen
Kudos to Wes Anderson and Rian Johnson for somehow, making Bruce Willis a decent actor for the last time in 2012.
In what?
@@gfamily2478 Moonrise Kingdom and Looper
@I Coroa that was way before.
@broootal yeah, I don't think Wes Anderson chooses good actors as much as he chooses those who better fit his own particular style. I don't think Luke nor Owen Wilson are considered good actors, but they're perfectly adequate for their respective roles in The Royal Tenenbaums; Bill Murray stopped caring years ago, but WS knows how to channel his current apathetic "energy", and so on.
Yes! I've seen most of his better movies over the years, but those are the two where I think he did good acting jobs. I could be prejudiced; I find the character "Bruce Willis", who he usually plays, obnoxious.
Maybe the real sixth sense were the friends we made along the way
That's how that movie should've ended
Bruce Willis was deader in all these movies than in 6th sense
I have no friends they disappoint me, or maybe I disappoint them or maybe we disappoint each other.
"I see dead people" is a great way to sum up the modern-day experience of watching Bruce Willis films.
Yes the recent news definitely gives this some sad broader context, however let’s not forget these movies still suck, with or without him. Them being put out despite Willis’ declining health makes me wonder how many of these roles were really his decision
Ralph's hairstyle changes more frequently than a Marvel actor
Almost changes as much as his backgrounds. It changes every video 😂
That was pretty good
He’s preparing for his self-starring remake of Eraserhead.
@@Necron1999 I came here to say this
He's deranged. You could tell he was collapsing during his Joker review
I can’t wait for Ralph’s continuation on the 7 deadly actors. Seagal was Pride. Nick was Greed. Bruce is Sloth.
Candidates for Lust, Envy, Wrath, Gluttony? Breen, Wiseau and Travolta should be included somehow.
Gluttony? Brando, or someone else who got fat later in their career. Envy? Van Damme or someone like him, someone trying to become a big star but never became that big.
@animationeer Lust was always the hottest one
No mention of Zack Snyder? Come on, man.
Pet stone, from back in the days zack Snyder isn’t an actor tho
Bruce Willis literallly sounds like Tommy Wiseau in some of these scenes
I know what everyone is thinking.
Was Chalmers prepared for an unforgettable luncheon?
To be fair he does look like a real life superintendent Chalmers
@@cazador6250 super nintendo Chalmers*
God damnit, i literally just bought hard kill, on sale, and it isn't even worth the 5.99 i paid so far
Probably not, the Pardoner’s roast was ruined.
@@christianfilmssstm8933 it is not he could have just sneak out and, you know, buy some burger instead and called it steamed ham?
Why the f*** did Bruce Willis say Mogadishu and Somalia like they were separate things, Mogadishu is the capital city of Somalia.
caught that too was gonna comment but you beat me to it #geographynerd
Happy to meet some fellow map addicts :)
Welp I'm gonna take a guess and say he didn't know that
@@icedlenin8908 "Mogadishu, Somalia... in case you were thinking of another Mogadishu."
Its probably related to him getting lines fed to him through an ear piece.
I see Ralph is trying to get the lead role in an Eraserhead remake
An eraserhead when he was young remake - Eraserhead University!
“I took a money job..My garden looks great because I payed for a new garden but it’s embarrassing” just pure honesty 😂😂😂
>sees new ralph video
>yes
>sees that it's about bruce willis
>YES
>sees its over 50 minutes long
>𝗬𝗘𝗦𝗦𝗦𝗦𝗦𝗦𝗦𝗦𝗦𝗦𝗦𝗦𝗦𝗦
Get out of my head!
Comment posted: 5 DAYS AGO
@@miguelcastro7886 patreon
>starts with a cringe wallet ad
NOOOOOOOOOO
@@RadicalRegice Oh, right. Forgot about that.
Whenever I hear Bruce Willis saying "Welcome to Chapter House" it just reminds me of Kelsey Gramma saying "The Money Plane".
Director: okay Bruce, now make a sad facial expression.
Bruce: *engage forehead wrinkles*
Thanks for your love and support
@@brucewillis3182 lol
I like how honest was Frank Grillo, when he talked about Reprisal.
Can we just appreciate the fact that Bruce Willis is single-handedly guaranteeing the livelyhood of some bald man out there with his laziness
Oh to be Bruce Willis’ doubles and get paid for basic shit like sprinting facing away from a camera
@@lollybowser And scream; "I will get you anytime, punk!" while facing away from the camera.
Bruce Willis paid for his stunt double's grandkid's college
hi my name is peter
I thought you meant the director aaawww snap
After learning about Bruce Willis's declining health around this time, this run of movies, especially when it comes to Willis' performance, it goes from funny-sad to sad-sad.
There was a news article published a while ago that said Bruce can't even talk anymore. That probably sheds some light on why his later characters tended to talk while facing away from the camera.
It's kind of an evil twist of irony that an actor would get a specific form of dementia that targeted everything first that was important for acting. Now I wish these movies were just him falling out of love with acting, instead of... that.
Even Bruce Willis's fake blood and bruise makeup looks like it isn't trying.
He probably wouldn't sit still for more than 15 minutes. Its the best they could do
The make-up company is called Bruise Willis which is why it looks like it isn't trying
He isn't trying. He's been on all these direct to tv movies that he films all in a day, gets paid, and leaves. Watch Wtf happened to Bruce Willis.
Considering that email said Bruce was unjustifiably mean to the makeup girl, I think it's fair to just say Bruce Willis proactively makes everything he interacts with, on set, worse.
I loved Bruce Willis in Looper, especially when they de-aged him to look like Joseph Gordon-Levitt
No, they made Joseph Gordon Levitt look like Bruce willis.
Ye Looper is the last good Bruce Willis movie i can remember seeing.
@@m35cobol We know. That's the joke.
So, the consensus amongst most reviewers (not just Ralph) around the time when this video was made was that Bruce simply "wasn't trying" anymore. Now with the news of his diagnosis, it seems he was likely trying harder than any of us can imagine all along.
Definitely puts things in perspective.
You can really hear it in Trauma Center, it’s kinda sad but I respect him for continuing as long as he could before it became too debilitating
No, but believe what you want.
@@austins9795 yea I just assumed he was just high as hell on pills or something in that one :/ this is rough
Yeah sure.
I doubt he tried at all.
Man i cant wait for the Steven Seegal and Bruce Willis team up movie. One will be sitting down the entire time and the other will be facing away from the camera.
Break it down for me.
It was an old lock, like a really old huge antique lock, and it was rusty, and it was huge, they had to blowtorch it off the door, like it was so old and big and rusty, I've never seen anything like it.
This is like a copypasta
How about that episode of mandalorian?? 😱 break it down for me
@@filipboz9578 It's a refence from the "Reprisal" movie that Ralph reviewed in the past.
One of the professors from my university wrote Hard Kill. If I have him as my professor, I'm dropping out of college.
So, that Chinese movie appears to be about the “Flying Tigers” where a few squadrons of U.S. Air Force under the command of Claire Chennault were loaned to Republic of China for usage against the common Japanese enemy.
The problem is that the Flying Tigers were dispatched in 1941, not 1939. Also, they were sent to the Republic of China - meaning Chiang Kai Shek, not the People’s Republic of China under Mao Tsetung.
So it’s very curious to see the CCP finance a film about a group of American pilots that fought for the opposing Chinese faction, only to have the pilots actually be Chinese and fight for an apparently undivided Chinese state. Also, nothing happened in Tiananmon Square in 1989, and there is no war in Ba-Sing-Se.
Thank you for correcting and putting it in a way that is easy to read. My comment would have been too wordy.
@Lurker M yes genocide is clearly the answer
Why are all the pilots Chinese? The flying tigers were American
@@thornie123 its a ccp propaganda film probably
@@nejinaji
That is my assumption, as well
Here me out:
Cast Bruce Willis as Neil Breen in the Neil Breen biopic. Their ways of speaking are so similar that it could convince people that Willis still has incredible acting chops.
dont encourage this. that idea would sound better if I didn’t have to look at Bruce’s face
@@TheLevitatingFleem LMAOOO
Bruce Willis still looks too young to play Neil Breen
@@TheLevitatingFleem Make it animated. Boom.
Breen has suck a freakish face that I don’t know who could play him…
weird how 12 monkeys wasn't included in the list of actually good films/performances. die hard, unbreakable and sixth sense are such standard picks, but 12 monkeys is an interesting contrast to all of these considering how out of character he was in that, not to mention he basically worked for free solely because he wanted to work with terry gilliam. he obviously got paid afterwards, but even then it was considerably less than usual.
i just think that's quite the contrast to the bruce willis of today.
Don’t forget Pulp Fiction
I cant either. I love 12 Monkeys.
Agreed 12 Monkeys is wonderful. It's frustrating because Bruce Willis CAN (or at least once could...) act. His characters in the aforementioned 12 Monkeys and something like Death Becomes Her , or Die Hard and the Jackal etc are all polar opposites yet totally convincing. He puts his all into those performances. Now he barely looks capable of getting through a line...
The Chinese WW2 movie literally looks like it was shot using War Thunder
Oh God, it does looks like it
So done
...i think it was
Jokes aside, i played that game for a while. Nice game 🙂
@@thecollector427 It IS really fun once you get the hang of it
War thunder's flight characteristics are superior lol
Bruce Willis is the new Steven Seagal. How the mighty have fallen.
I love how Ralph never gives a spoiler warning for these types of videos since he knows none of us are gonna watch these shit movies.
Damn you can really feel how dead inside Ralph is during the paid promo
I noticed that. He always talked about that promos suck and so on
@@MRADOES04 he needs to get paid. This video is an hour long and thats after cuts and editing. So hours if not days of work. TH-cam pay alone isn't enough i guess. That being said it really was a soulless promo
@@hamburglr1 i don't blame him
He's just dead inside all of the time tho.
@@kloakekloaker1020 he is now dead-er
At least Nic Cage still has some gems like Mom and Dad, Color out of space , and Joe thrown into all the crap he is doing ....Willis has just completely given up
Don't forget mandy
Actually, I agree with Elvis the Alien that Nic Cage is experiencing a resurgence in his career by talking on off-beat roles in indie horror films. Which makes sense since that's what drew Nic Cage into acting to begin with, and all of his best movies prior to the 2000's are either off-beat narmy indie horror flicks like "Vampire's Kiss" (which is my favorite movie of his), off-beat comedies (like Raising Arizona), and mainstream movies that are either outgoing, narmy action flicks (like Face/Off) or very cynical and weird and taboo (like 8MM, Leaving Las Vegas or Bringing out the Dead).
In the 90's he did a heck-ton of romance and action, then towards the 2000's a lot of drama (mostly comedies like Adaptation or the Weather Man), and then after Ghost Rider he hopped onto the Disney high and went /straight-down/ with bad horror and action movies for a few years. It's like Disney curses its performers or something. Anyway, Mandy was a good change of pace, and I really liked Color out of Space. Mom and Dad is trash but at the same time very entertaining and weird. And you can bet your ass I'm hyped for his new horror film that is basically a live-action adaptation of FNAF.
Basically, the best Nic Cage movies are those that if you sum them up in one sentence, they sound so absurd that people would think you made it up using a random film idea generator.
Color of Space is pretty enjoyable but I can't stay silent on the part where the mom cuts her fingers: it just made me laugh out loud! I'm pretty sure it's impossible to lose fingers like that when casually cutting vegetables but hey, it's a movie that I'd rewatch!
Mandy looks nice, too! And fucked up...
@@anikmonette2140 lmao do you cut your veg with a butterknife?? I worked in a kitchen doing catering before covid hit and one of our prep cooks lost 2 knuckles off of his finger but yeah, unrealistic.
@@TheNickleChick I still have to wonder how it happened: did he put all his weight on the friggin knife?! Did he accidentally cut right in between the joints?
Because in the movie she looks like she cut throught everything, bones and all, all four main fingers, while being merely distracted. I mean, I've heard about accidents like that before but the way it's portrayed in the movie I just couldn't hold my laughter! Because yes, it did look fake and unrealistic while the movie itself is competently made, overall...
Steven Seagal was never an A-Lister to begin with and Nic Cage does these B-movies after all his financial problems (which include a run-in with the IRS for a large sum of unpaid taxes) but Bruce Willis?
Does he really needs the money?
EDIT: Well now we do know, why he did all these crappy movies....
It's really sad.
He's worth like $250 million dollars so I don't know why he even does it.
@@bigkmoviesandgames worth is total assets. Idk about you but I don't know how to spend houses and boats and stuff.
@@snakeballs8965 I highly doubt all his money is tied up in assets and to spend a boat's a house etc you have to sell it.
He seemingly lost some money on Hollywood Planet and there have been some talk about a profligate lifestyle.
The “let him take a nap” line was perfect
Jesus Christ, Willis "acts" like he is on strong sedatives.
I havent seen Bruce Willis in anything recently, so this video was genuinely saddening to watch. What happened to the enthusiastic, energetic, wise-cracking characters from just a few decades ago? I know he's older now, but its like watching a completely different person! I even googled his age just to make sure he wasn't much, much older than I thought he was. He's acting more like a sluggish, confused 80 year old than a guy in his early-to-mid 60s! :O
@@handsdowntoo7150 I know, right? He was so awesome in the 90's and not just in action movies. I liked him in Hudson Hawk, Death Becomes Her, Pulp Fiction, 5th Element, Death Becomes Her, you name it. But after Die Hard 4 he just gave up I guess.
He is not even acting. He is simply there
@@travisbickle4360 Yep, like a furniture.
The slurring gives it away. He's definitely on something.
Never thought I'd see the day where Bruce freaking willis would become the Steven Seagal of this generation
It’s cool how Frank Grillo makes it public that he took it for the money. He’s got a good attitude about it. I have a strong feeling that Bruce Willis wouldn’t act the same way. Speaking of which, you should probably give Larry Cockslock a call...
watching bruce pretend to still care about acting is actually so cringeworthy that i cant even get through this video without pause breaks.
Same. I came here to take a break from homework and watching him act makes me feel like doing my homework again.
kurt cobain: "i'd rather burn out than fade away'
bruce willis: "how many viagra pills can I buy by starring in this d list movie?"
Well, Bruce Willis is like the physical embodiment of a burn out
Bruce Willis' howling at the moon reminds me of Dantes, "I should've been the one to fill your dark soul with light" line.
Bruce Willis is looking more like Superintendent Chalmers everyday.
"Didn't that guy EVER have hair?" Well I think Bruce did.....in his Moonlighting days. Thought you mean Skinner from Back to the Future (not Chalmers from The Simpsons).
Hope you're prepared for a forgettable cash grab.
Steamed hams
Careful Ralph, don't sound too excited about those wallets!
I’m convinced Willis is doing these to pay for his alcohol stash. Dude sounds drunk.
"Die Hard feels like an 80's action movie" I wonder why Ralph???????
Director: O.K. Bruce that was good, can we do that once more?
Willis: No.
Scientist: "I'm a big deal, 2+2=4, and that's just the facts!"
Lead: "Whoa, you've mastered first-grade arithmetic?"
Supporting Character: "Enough with the geek-speak! Speak human for once, maybe?"
*Every! Goddamn! Time!*
Nobody ever wonders, what if they DO understand basic geek speak?
"Describe it to me."
"It was big, it was old."
"Rusty? "
Break it down for me
“We’ll start with that, might be worth checking into”
WE DIDN'T KNOW!😭
What
@@brucebowen5122prolly that bruce has some disease or something that inhibits his ability to act
@@thetoolie5917yeah its some neurological something or other. the movies still suck tho hahaha
@@periwinkle2486 fs
@brucebowen5122 it turns out Bruce Willis has aphasia, a neurological disorder which renders him unable to speak.
He likely knew what was coming years in advance, so these shitty films were likely him squeezing as much out of the last few years of his career as possible before he became incapable of doing it any more.
"He's gonna send us back to the stone ages."
"The stone AGES, sir?"
"Yes. The stone AGES. ALL of the stone ages."
Sandstone right up through flint. Someone stop this madman. EDIT: Flint isn't a stone. I'm a big fat phony.
That one really bugged me
I bet they made it plural to hide the fact that the line's stolen from Godzilla 2014. Lucky for them, nobody cares.
Stone Age
Stone Age 2: Rise of the Bedrock
Stone Age 3: Game of Tectonics
And the prequel: Ice Age
“Break it down 4 me.”
Was searching the comment section looking for this exact comment lol
@@jamiepollard8093 I work in the service of the people.
"Paranoiaisiseconature"
describe it for me..
*b r e a k i t d o w n f o r m e*
I love Frank Grillo and after hearing that interview just made me have even more respect for him
When Bruce dies I’m sure they’ll rent his corpse out to continue making garbage
movies.
I think the corspe would do a better job then when he was alive tbh
No,probably make a CGI of him.
They could probably do it for years before anyone notices
We need a Bruce Willis v. Steven Seagall movie
It would happen in the first 5 minutes, and you would never see Steven and Bruce in the same scene, only their stunt doubles.
But fight scenes won't make sense since seagal never gets hit and Bruce never loses
@@comixproviderftw_02 The rest of the movie would be about Segals action team trying to stop a bomb plot that was set up by Bruce. Segal and Bruce only interact with each other on the phone all while sitting down
"Attack of the stunt doubles. The ultimate non confrontation"
,
Bruce Willis was still making good movies up until around 2012/13, i rewatched Looper today and it's excellent. Now we know he was suffering from dementia it's really sad seeing him star in all of these B movies, he used to be so cool and charismatic.
At his age, does he really need the money? On the other hand, at his age, does he really need any integrity? I guess he just sells as much as he can to keep the revenue flowing... In our eastern EU country we have been bombarded by Bruce Willis billboards promoting some BS each year - energy drings and such. Really untrustworthy products, with stock head shots of the actor. One fails, here comes the next one.
Someone should make a video on this
H E L L
E N E R G Y
Actor's Guild benefits
@@cesartapia610 on what?
I've seen the Hell Energy posters on Western Europe. To be fair, they seem to be more frequent in bad parts of town.
Finally, the origin story we need after what Bruce did to Macon
Looking back on his diagnosis, I respect Bruce for grabbing the bag.
Bruce Willis was never the villain of this story. He was just a man in the system making fat fucking stacks
The entire thing just makes me so cynical about the industry. Like, yeah, good on Bruce for making his money while he could.. but like.... it kind of makes me feel a little despair that it went on for as long as it did and worked as well as it did
folding ideas has talked about it a little before, how much of the stuff we consume isn't anyones vision or artistic expression, it's just a product to be sold, produced to fill a slot in future cable syndication schedules.
Action isn't the genre it used to be, we don't really have action stars like we used to. And the entire Bruce Willis saga is just such perfect example of the decline of the genre/the industries unwillingness to break from formula
It makes more financial sense to have a film basically tarring a stunt double with Willis occasionally being prodded to deliver indecipherable lines than to cast an unknown
It's Kafkaesque
@@ruminationstation4200 like the entertainment industry was all wholesome and innocent before this?
It is not like the dude was homeless or anything lol
I was so sad when Bruce Willis retired from acting 15 years ago. He still makes movies though.
You fail to mention his best performance from the 2010s and that’s insulting: The Lego Movie 2
You're kidding right? Willis was in a kids movie?
@@cesartapia610 He was in Over the Hedge too
in some parts of 10 minutes Gone, you can tell that Bruce is actively listening to the lines being feed to him 😄
What a cringe, yes.
This singular 50 minute long video is more entertaining than any Bruce Willis movie I've seen in AGES.
Brian A. Miller, Steve C.Miller, John Miller.
There’s so many Millers for one video
it's Miller time
MILLER FLAME THOSE BUNKERS!! MILLER USE YOUR FLAMETHROWER TO BURN THEM OUT OF THE TREES!!!!!
Bruce Willis’s hidden stash of Miller Lites in his trailer
Don't quote me, but im under the suspicion that "Miller" is just an alias for directors that dont want their names attached to a movie. Just like how Alan Simthee was used in the past
If your last name is miller, moral of the story is don’t make movies
After the recent news, a lot starts to make sense. I was sorry to hear the news, especially a diagnosis of such a cruel and debilitating condition.
I can't say I've not been entertained by the guy.
i was looking for this comment i thought of ralph as soon as i heard the news