Random Crits [SFM]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 ก.พ. 2016
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All I see is actual game footage.
XD
so true lol
Lol
I thought I just watched a tryhard tuesday video by muselk
I thought I saw b4nny play a pub
I fear no man...
But that crit...
It scares me...
One shutters to imagine what inhuman crits it causes in x10. Dreams of chronic sustained cruelty...
@@butterduck6398 I am even afraid of the thought.
Hmm heavie from intro pyro ?
@@jaxwhitetale3343 yeah genius
@Rhys Binney Because they want to have the profile pic.
1:44
Demo was actually telling Soldier that he can only hold one shotgun
“THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!”
lmao
true
Lol
Soldier: "Didn't ask, didn't care"
0:43 As a medic main, I have never felt so attacked.
But I mean....is he wrong i do it to
i respect you
"You understand you just insulted my entire race of people. But yes"
im a medic main too and all i could think of is: You just insultet my entire race of people. BUT YES
Those aren't real medic mains, real ones don't pocket someone who is already being healed by other medic
I love how Soldier is either portrayed as a badass or the stupidest person on the teams in SFM's
What do you mean, "either"?
He’s both simultaneously it’s just a matter of what the situation calls for at any given time.
In the red the blu and the ugly (and previous Sfms) he’s both
That's what a good soldier is, a really stupid killing machine who makes no thought of his orders. A lot of time in military training is spent to mentally switch you to that spirit.Valve really did their research on this character.
@@luukdevoogd1071 well... sadly for you soldier was never enlisted in any army, he was just a crazed patriot. One day he went on a killing spree in Germany that ended in 1949, which means he was murdering tons of innocent german civilians
0:45 me in casual
2:03 me in competitive
lmao
true dat
Ivo k
True.
lmao
Ivo k True.. :D
The red Medic firing randomly in a panic when he's the last one left to defend is definitely what I do.
thats what i thought about since people sees him as a noob
I think he's just firing randomly to have fun. He looked so amused to me.
You'll always be able to tell if he's a pubstomper because...
1. His name contains a heart or some other symbol like a star .
2. He's wearing at least one unusual.
3. He has at least either an Australium, or a Professional Killstreak weapon.
4. He kills friendlies.
5. He also seems to have a pocket Medic.
Me with my professional killstreak overdose
@@shishsjxnsnzns Pffft a Tryhard Medic being pocketed by a Medic. Beautiful.
@@MedicJigglypuffThat red Medic at the end though…How he killed that blue Soldier with an aimbot crit via an enhanced syringe, or in this case, “UBERCHARGED”, & his entire upper body exploded against all odds, against all logic, it brought only one sentence to mind: What, with all due respect, the absolute FUCK, dude. (Also, when I said “aimbot crit”, I was actually referring to the name of this video, so surely you’d understand the reference once you read this comment. JSYK.)
Me with 2 professional killstreak weapons on hybrid knight. Ehehehhhh… 😅
Kick him, he's wearing an impossible number of cosmetics and dual wielding shotguns!
And two meeles weapons...
The cosmetics are normal
Soldier stash,cold snap coat,killer kit :)
@@immortalist3071 for most of the video, but in the beginning he had all that along with the Soldier's Stogie
Wait a minute so then he deserved getting crited because hacking?
“Skill always beats luck”
-Sniper
*Random Crit*
He is right. If soldier had trained his vision / dodges good enough, he could have seen the medic and kill him or just dodge the bullet. Soldier was just a n00b
this is tf2 in a nutshell, random crit always beats skill
To be honest, random crits supposedly benefit high DPS classes.
Pros in tf2:
Random critics: *im about to end this men hole career*
“Skill always beats luck”
-Sniper
Valve
“Watch and learn”
Adds random crits
This is funny but actual crits are even worse: the more kills you have the bigger your chance of getting a crit. *This helps create those rare high moments.*
“yes, we have updates for team fortress 2”
its the more damage do deal but yes
I hate it, I wish they were 100% random
so you're telling me the medic is thatn good
@Icicle_AI
I like how the soldier get instant kills with his weapons, basically he had a crit every kill
nah its just realism
Who would win?
-Hundreds of hours of TF2 experience
-One shiny boi
The one shiny boi
Hundreds? Those are rookie numbers.
*tens of thousands of hours
Both.
Its more like thousands, i have 2800+ hours and im still shit lol
**banned for having more than 3 weapons**
He used 5 weapons
The two shotguns
The rocket launcher
The shovel
And the pickaxe
Dummy 521 Correct, that's why I said "banned for having *more* than 3 weapons"
he have a grenade too.
ok
Dummy 521 don't forget the grenades.
I like how the red demo greets the soldier in a friendly manner till he’s basically murdered, a true meaning that they both still play the game and are friends
This still remains the greatest criticism of random crits on the Internet. Absolutely perfect and I love it.
2:17 Those Medics are probably freaking out because they got auto balanced to RED.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I DIES
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+Wick van der Weerd umm... What?
+Max Minton LOL
+plop IT IS CALLED A JOKE. BLOOD IS RED. JESUS STUPID PEOPLE!
He was at 19 kills, too.
Did you do that on purpose?
holy shit
Muselk in a nutshell
Red Pyro really? I counted 20
+Awesomo 101 sentry kills dont count on killstreaks
SkyPlaysRBLX its 19
2:05
"Welcome to Team Fortress 2, after 9 years in development...."
these SFMs were my childhood, im rewatching them all right now and i have to say this one is one my favorites, really shows how good of a storyteller The Winglet is capable of being.
2:17 Smiley faces on Soldier's shirt. :-D
+Game Of D3ath I can't unsee it now.
:D
:D
+Game Of D3ath Is that a Watchmen reference? :)
lol true
That demo at 1:44 was just trying to tell soldier he can only wield one shotgun
Soldier is hacking. I always knew thats why I went 4-75 that round. (4 kills 75 deaths) and like 139 assists
ikr
Haha XD
what music is from the minute 0:31
yeah he was going to say "there can be only one!!!!!"
Bruh snipers reaction is priceless 1:12
P i s s
1:13 when I wake up in the morning
*When the best player gets Autobalanced.*
Yep that happened to me
So i decided to dominate him and he got rekt and leave.
Ragequitters are not rare
Stop giveing me flashbacks when i was at top and got autobalanced right at the end when i was pushing payload all alone and lose because i did my work in other team and wasnt abel to finish my contract to be MVP
... Thats how much i hate autobalance
@Adios 5 times? Not believing you
@Adios i don't think you play tf2
2:14 That moment when your playing medic and the only competent member of your team dies
The soldier was cheating though
You're**
@@aaronbald9458 your*
@@lolbosss is this sarcastic?
@@xyzzy-dv6te Because He Was Good He Was Cheating?
Classic F2P Moment
"I've yet meet the one that can outsmart boolyet"
~Heavy Weapons Guy
If you liked the skin, this is how you can do it: killers kit (pants), soldiers stash (helmet), cold snap coat (shirt) and soldiers stogie (cigarette), this is actually 4 cosmetics so you’ll have to keep one out, I’d recommend keeping the stogie out since it’s a very small detail
2:03 live footage of me playing medic
Bruh kingslayer from cod
i wear the same hats too, gibus and pyrovision
but not me
@@750tiprogamer yeah, im too, but steam machine style hat. I enjoing pyrovision, idk why
0:25 is me, when teammate too dumb where I don't care if they die anymore.
I had a situation on Upward at last point, there a team Heavy who just exit teleporter and took a few hit from scout's pistol but the heavy still pretty much in good shape. I see that near me I have Demoman and Pyro, my Uber just get fully charge up, to my mind "okay with the teammate at my left and right, and a brass beast heavy in front of me in good shape, we are ready to push the enemies."
So I gave the Uber to the heavy, as we all know- uber have limited time, the clock 10 sec is ticking. This heavy that I gave the uber didn't even jump into sentry and grind the whole red engineer nest and mince the enemy Demoman and kill the red sniper and clear the rest of enemies. No, no no no no, this heavy didn't do any of that, instead he runs back- pass our blue engineer nest and dispenser, run back to that little heal kit that looks like a bottle of pills trying to stand on it- to get it. Then slowly realise that he already has a medic healing him which was me, but from my perspective, I just waste the Uber charge on this heavy for him to run back for a pill bottle and he even ignores the dispenser along the way.
This is what we medic have to deal with on daily basis.
so the gibus medic is the final boss?
Clement Tan Like a boss!
Clement Tan no the random crit is
petrit draga lol
Maysar Productions wut
GabeN disguise
Everyone forgets that this soldier will respawn in the next 14 seconds
1:16 Why does sniper always get killed in the most brutal way possible
people hate the sniper as it is the vessel for spin bots which play loud music and insta kill you when you leave spawn
Same in emesis blue he got shot with a rocket launcher and another thing i forgot
@@DenisBalterDanand then later he survived but then got shot in the head by a shotgun
2:18 no wonder why the medics were screaming, they were in the process of being auto balanced
I mean, they're already red
@@cogahan3105 mostly
When it auto balances the first one to die on the team gets auto balanced
i mean they could've just finish the round if they kept on standing on top of the point
Genius
This is so inaccurate
The huntsman never misses
Edit: sorry the lucksman
It does when I use it.
Lucksman
(This joke is VERY original😒)
@@axtel6879 same
Very same in fact just this morning
Khen Baird yeah yeah, we know and we've TOTALLY haven't heard that complaint before, VERY original. Mr. Fun at parties
The best part about TF2 never receiving any major updates is all these old videos will never be outdated
Random Crits.
Just gets you anywhere, everywhere, and anytime.
I love how this didn’t get demonetized but the red, blue, and ugly did.
TH-cam being TH-cam
@@gabrielsebastianrodriguezp3769 Susan Wobberjackoff strikes again
@@-tweeomoz-1786 another victim was found demonetized on their video today. The content killer strikes again, please proceed to panic and overreact
YOU COULD BE NEXT!
@@-tweeomoz-1786 you mean, *"TH-cam STRIKES again."*
@@Jo-Wilbe-Dina You’re copyRIGHT about that
wow that blu soldier reminds me of myself...
now now, i'm talking about the one at the start of the video. 0:03
aeRO i can relate to that
Mettaton 5000 same
aeRO iiii
xD
I can definitely relate
As a f2p, i can confirm, we get random crits when we never expect them.
skill is a crutch for unlucky people
to be honest, paying to play is worthless because of all of the bots they spam in chat and play loud “music” just stay f2p unless you need items and are unlucky or want to use chat on the 30% chance you get to
2:14 Amogus prediction 4 years early
19 kills....So close to that god-like....
This Is Just Tryhard Tuesday: The Movie. xD
19*
David Xiang Which one? I counted from the beginning 18 kills, unless you count the sentry.
+Jake Trollston I counted 19
muslek shold see this xD
Random crits are actually just the concentration of pure skill in a single hit
Given the fact that the more damage you do the more crits you'll have, that is actually true.
Its for 6% to max 12% chance
For me it’s when ever I panic.
I lose my eye sight
I look up at the kill feed and the enemy is dead
DEEP LORE
Which at random, does a ton of unfair damage.
And this is how the first Battle Medic was born and became the destroyer of spies, god of crits.
1:51 me in my dream killing all the demons that my mom told me not to be afraid of
0:28
"Help Me!"
"Nein"
**Medic flees from the battlefield**
Literally every medic I've come across for the past two weeks. That or they bait you with uber then let you get killed.
Kor Ominas he did not leave battle fried look closer
what a useless 😂😂😂
fun fact bout medic: he is a german boi born to be a medic
@@pubertyfano5216 wow he spits facts
This is the real soldier who beat up 2 of every single animal on earth
Random Crits in a nutshell
I think you’re thinking of saxton Hale
Random Guy its neither Hale or Soldier. The beat up 2 of every single animal on Earth Thing, comes from Meet the Soldier, where the Soldier is mixing up Sun Tzu and Noah’s Ark, Well because he is brain dead =D
Jess Vejlø Busch ah ok
Sun Tzu: The 9th class
Yeah... Seems like that Blu Soldier was getting a lot of random crits himself seeing how many one shots he was getting with the stock shotgun.
Ah the joys and pains of random crits
Soldier: has both stock shovel and escape plan
Me: wait, that's illegal
that shovel is a spy
@@kai228 *NEIN*
2 shotguns aswell
i take it nobody's going to say anything about the one grenade he uses on that Heavy?
@@kai228 you beat me to it
2:02 how to play like a pro medic (tutorial video)
Nah, I'm pretty sure that's how I play
A r r a y S e v e n .
Now that's skill
Thx I'll remember to be suicidal for everyone just like and I will give you free kills and sandwiches
As a medic main, I can confirm that is the correct way to play medic
1:18 that’s the same sniper from live and let spy
See the thing is: The soldier was getting crits every single time he attacked throughout this whole SFM, which is why he one-shotted everybody.
this is basically muselk on tryhard tuesdays
yup
lol
+Boomer22G soldier even got 19 killstreak... i counted
+Marco Kamphuis Airstike why u fail meh!!??
TRU
2:16 did anyone relies there were blood patterns that make smiley faces
Lizzy P
that's his shirt doing that, not the blood.
*Realize not relies.
It was going to annoy me if I didn't correct you.
Lizzy P
Average Commenter you served justice to your name
Well, that's creepy.
Imagine if we can actually do these SFM things in the real game
2016: Oh no the soldier is dead!
2022: Oh no the soldier was sus!
1:12, Every time when I play sniper
ikr
+Shane Toon true story
+Shane Toon aw piss
Yeah me too
+Shane Toon Every time when i play with huntsman
2:02 The medic looks like he's having so much fun and I love it.
That medic is me trying offense
Noobs in TF2 are always having fun (unless theres bots), and their fun in the game gives me hope for the future of TF2
that was me once
@Dead Korps The hell got you in such a pissy mood
@Dead Korps You mean 2003? When I was born? Because if so, that’s some hysterically bad math on your part. At this point it seems like it was at its peak before you were born. But you wouldn’t care because your lack of any defining personal qualities seems to have led you down a path of constantly ruining everyone’s enjoyment of anything, just to make this sad state your life is in that little bit less miserable. But if you’re as young as I think, you’ve got a full life ahead of you! Maybe don’t waste it on the TH-cam comment section.
This is why I love random crits. 👌
Heavy - "Help me" Medic "Nein" while running away
How do you make a good sfm?
You WING-lIT
Boooooo
+Nerdy Nachos WORSE THEN MATPAT
booooo
+Sir ZAZ 22At least i can still make original puns!
Nerdy Nachos At least Mat makes it sound funny. You sound like a nerd. *plays tuba noise*
2:19 medics realized spine is just two bones and they were taught all wrong in the med school
Enter among us corpses
A mi me mata de risa como gritan por la sangre del soldier😆😆
@@sergioplazat3995 w h a t
@@sergioplazat3995 no hablo espanol
@@DeletedExpiration It kills me with laughter as they scream for the soldier's blood. 😑
Here's a tip ... Learn Spanish, both languages are great unless one is unknown.
2:08 That corpse was kinda sussy
2:17 I just realized the blood he splattered made his coat pouches a smiley face.
0:28
Heavy: HELP ME
Medic: NEIN
When someone spams E too much
(@Harrison La time traveler) Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic! Medic!
@@harrisonofcolorado8886 feature blood can killing instead two medic
That’s weird he’s not even wearing the blighted beak
Yeah, that's the joke.
0:30 This is me when picking up soldier
0:01 And this is me when playing soldier
Same m8
XD
wait no i didnt press read more
mood
LOL,this is better than nobody memes.
I remember watching this as my first tf2 vid in 2019 and that what inspired me to play this game
One hundred crits, one soldier.
Random crits fair and balanced! (c) Valve
I love you delfy
да
No
It's the definition of insanity
my favourite class is a GAME
no it is no fair when delfy join in the same server with u.With his trolling skills he don't need random crit
k
0:31 america finds random middle eastern country with oil.
-2019 (colorized)
Thanks for the support ma dude
Potato XD NICE
America has joined the chat
LOL
not nearly enough civilian deaths
i love the two medics in this one
i fr had to use all of my willpower to stop myself from laughing
0:50 Literally when the DOOM music kicks in.
0:57 The gym teacher when he helps your team in dodge ball.
2:03 but one kid who ate flintstone vitamins joins the battle
You have a gruesome teacher.
SO FUCKING TRUE
1:01 The kids that have to sit out because they’re in pain from tryhard dodgeball players.
Yeh it was weird when he just... hit a kid w/ a shovel
random crits are an essential part of a fair and balanced breakfast
Nimbus Ethersong lol
Prime the Primarina along with Turtle Eng1es and Dead Fingers.
lel lel lel lel lel
SMF even 7 years ago can produce such fantastic material.
soldier so good he can use 2 melees and 2 shotguns
Video is about random crits
*SOLDIER HAS ALL CRITS*
TEAM CAPTAIN MEDIC o z
He’s hacking, that F2P medic is a hero
@@michaelfixedsys7463 yep
100% doesn't count as random.
@@legendarytat8278 hes hacking that he always gets em
Remember kids, random crits are fair and balanced
no.
Hi FUCKe
ashby987 why would we NOT think that?
because IT'S NOT FUCKING TRUE!!!
superswag 98 no shit
Bro one shot 7 people with melee, he can't complain about Crits
Holy shit, Winglet predicted among us⁉️ 2:19
0:36 how players killing friendlies on 2fort see themselves
How they actually look: 2:13
@@slickcalf985 do you main scout/pyro? just asking
@@cccbbbccc5910 no
@@slickcalf985 how the fuck is a heavy giving you a sandwich or a spy walking in a funny pose anoying
@@Branquelo454 I said they're only annoying in pubs.
0:59 what I think I do
2:03 what I really do
0:59 - What i do with a good team
2:03 - What i do with a team of babies
get the fuck out of this channel
@@hogagit6282 GET THE FUCK OUTA HERE
Oml that's so me... I think I would do good.. But this is what I really do lol
And think aomebody likes this shit
like me
This was a good introduction to random crits
Wow, its amazing! I like that animation, good job;)
2:17
Soldier has smiley faces for pockets.
:D
Widow Peak
D:
thats what i call, "pocket medics" get it? no? sigh....
Painis Cupcake's Face?
0:37 seriously tho that looks weird
This is basically Muselks try hard Tuesday in a nutshell
Hahahaha so true hahaha!
lol so true xD
True lmao
that I was thinking about the same thing after I saw the golden rocket launcher
Pretty much
how i expect myself to play after watching someone else play soldier:
meanwhile how i actually play...
" *bruh how the fuck do you rocket jump again* "
i love how it's all just a huge setup for a like 5 second punchline
2:02 That dance, Its 𝒫𝑒𝓇𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃.
That’s also what I look like when playing Medic. Also that is what I *do* when playing Medic.
Ever since i got the crossbow which was my 4th medic unlock thats what i use
Should be a taunt kill called random crit
𝓬𝓸𝓸𝓵
gibus medic is da real mvp
I love how nearly every single one of Medic's screams sound identical
1 like = 1 random criteroni
rest in pasta
ja
After Delfy I see Solar light in the commentaries.
+SolarLight Is this vid mlg enough for you?
+The Winglet I highly doubt it. It's missing some illuminati and mtn dews + Doritos. Oh and we can't forget the earbleeding screams of excitement.
the most humiliating form of death in tf2: dying to a medic as an offense class
ikr
unless it's a battle medic, and they're REALLY GOOD at what they were doing
@@ak47epic94 yeah they absolutely destroyed me im a noob lol
@@composedflame3086 I just died to one this morning, and the man killed five people before he died, one of which is a Heavy with 89 points
MEDIC GAMING
The most unrealistic part is that huntsman shot would've still had been counted a headshot.
Wow this is amazing
2:02 how to play expert medic
Matteo Banchio e
That is my job xd
Well all his teammates are dead
Ikr
Pro skills lol
1:13 I hate when that happens
Me when I play as any sniper....
Its my fav part cuz of his reaction
*PISS*
Same
unaccurate, the hitbox would have hit him anyways
I like how the medics do everything they can to follow soldier
even after 6 years, its still funny and accurate
No wonder your status was "Playing Source Film Maker" for the past 2 weeks. * *critical thumbs up* *
YOU'RE FRIEND WITH THE LEGENDARY WINGLET??!?!?!?!?
+CuteC3 Yeah having no life for 2 weeks finally paid off! :P
CUTEC3 I LOVE UR VIDEOS!!
+The Winglet Well at least you get paid.
cutec3 can you make a rick and morty parady of some sort plz do it for me dreamy hen