*URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* WE ARE BACK, IN EMPIRE! And today we play as everyone's favorite Russia: RUSSIA! So make sure to CLICK that like button and subscribe, or end up like Mr. Romanov :/ Paradox is having a sale on some of their best games over at Nexus! Support Koifish and get cool games cheap at www.nexus.gg/koifish
10:15 -- "And that's the story of how Warren Zevon faked his death, moved to the northlands, and became a famous TH-cam shitposter. The End." "Daddy, do you have any bedtime stories you didnt make up during a crack binge?" "No. Goodnight."
Yeah, still remember how my grandpa told me stories about how our ancestors fought vampires, loading their guns with garlic powder and saving entire villages from cock and ball torture...
Я нихуя не понял, но очень интересно. Очень захватывающе, товарищ Рыбка. Смотрели с медведем - смеялись всем ГУЛАГом, попивая водочку. За родину. За путина.
As someone who's home sits on what was once Cherokee land and has been to one of their reservations, I have to fix this. It is pronounced Chair-o-key, but said fast.
Наконец то ,очень ждал когда ты сыграешь за Россию. Приятно видеть ,что в эту игру всё ещё кто то играет и за этим интересно смотреть. Спасибо тебе за твоё творчество :)
@@aisir3725 Probably the evolution of the socket bayonet to be good enough that every soldier could effectively fulfill both the "shot" and "pike" roles at once.
20:50 how unusual it is to hear you pronounce the name of my race and yes i am kalmyk from kalmykia))) And kalmyks dont screams Hooray or Hurrah we use scream Uralan))))
"if ur a Cherokee nation person and I hyped u up there I'm sorry" lmao BRUH. Hello from the Cherokee Nation. (Otherwise known as East Oklahoma or, as the US Supreme Court calls it 🙄: the "Muscogee-Creek Reservation") U got my hopes up lmao but I'm slightly afraid of what an eastern european's impression of a Cherokee Indian is 🤣
*URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
WE ARE BACK, IN EMPIRE! And today we play as everyone's favorite Russia: RUSSIA! So make sure to CLICK that like button and subscribe, or end up like Mr. Romanov :/
Paradox is having a sale on some of their best games over at Nexus! Support Koifish and get cool games cheap at www.nexus.gg/koifish
Part 2/ Soviet Union (Napoleon total war, ww1 mod campaign)
Excuse me. Kolchak's Siberian provisional government is my favorite Russia
*_HUZZAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!_*
@@carouselofagony3276 kolchak’ll neva make it past the urals
Where u from ? 😀
"WHERE WILL THEY LIVE? NOT MY PROBLEM!"
- the entire history of conquering and colonization
The cannons were so effective because they were loaded with garlic.
Garlic butter smeared cannon balls :D
They will decimate the vampire infantry~
Can the cannon balls be used for some garlic bread?
@@timwalsh8404 *_Fool!!_* the night wraiths must die!!
@@Koifish I was thinking using garlic cloves as grapeshot but that works too.
Ah yes, thank you Mr. Koifish. Even cooler than usual.
As part Cherokee Indian I was thoroughly disappointed... :(
*Real native hours inbound*
@@Koifish cani wait :D
I'm so happy for such dedication and accurate representation of this historic moment, spasibo Koifish
Gracias :D
10:15 -- "And that's the story of how Warren Zevon faked his death, moved to the northlands, and became a famous TH-cam shitposter. The End."
"Daddy, do you have any bedtime stories you didnt make up during a crack binge?"
"No. Goodnight."
Cräck cocain >:D
As a Russian, this is incredibly accurate to how history actually proceeded.
LETS RESTORE COMMUNISM COMRADE!
Except for the leader having a female surname 😅
Yeah, still remember how my grandpa told me stories about how our ancestors fought vampires, loading their guns with garlic powder and saving entire villages from cock and ball torture...
@@tau_noob7993 100% historical
There is one thing wrong tho. He said that pouridge is not good. No! Kasha is very good!
Koifish quoting Meet the Soldier made my day lol!
Yes Koifish love the empire stuff man. Honestly one of the funniest youtubers out there, keep up the great content man
Thanks my dude! :D
-"Ivan, you can't just execute the tsar!"
-"Revolution go URAAAA, blyat!"
Thanks for the "Apple"
As a Slav, I cannot resist an eager to dance while listening to this song
Tak jest dobzre
Am Russian, can confirm this is basically a documentary.
АХАХА!!! УРРРАААА!!! Отличный видос. Ни хрена не понял ни слова, но чувствую, что это ржака. Душевно, душевно. Лайк. Пойду медведю своему покажу это.
"you carry a pike, and i'll treat you like a medieval soldier! hah!
Я нихуя не понял, но очень интересно.
Очень захватывающе, товарищ Рыбка. Смотрели с медведем - смеялись всем ГУЛАГом, попивая водочку.
За родину. За путина.
This is actually very sad, that Koifish has low views but some reatrd with content for 3 years Old has like 5 milion views
Think about it like this unless the topic is popular at the moment you're only gonna get a half or a quarter of views in relation to sub count
You hating on people trying to entertain actual children?
As someone who's home sits on what was once Cherokee land and has been to one of their reservations, I have to fix this.
It is pronounced Chair-o-key, but said fast.
Underrated comment, their names sound way badass
No no, i think that the swedes know how to say it, cheerioskey is the right prononciation
Wow this actually makes Empire look fun.
Наконец то ,очень ждал когда ты сыграешь за Россию. Приятно видеть ,что в эту игру всё ещё кто то играет и за этим интересно смотреть. Спасибо тебе за твоё творчество :)
Everyone says isporrow is better but we all know koi fish is
Russia: i fear no man, but that thing
*(That one focken caucasian sword infantry)*
It scares me
Койфиш, я чуть не умер от твоего "DoN VoiSkO" Лайк )
Yes more empire total war i need more
Imma trigger a revolution too if I ever play this game. Sounds fun. Reminds me of creating a Republic in Shogun 2 lol.
For the faith of the tsar and the fatherland!
>we own ukraine, it just belongs to the right people
based
Some things never change
As a Kalmyk from Kalmykia I’ll join any shenanigan from comrade Koifish now and forever, URRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Magnific video bro 👍
"Do like the Huns and drive away from them :D"...I did it so many times!
Очень ждал игры за Россию ,спасибо койфиш ! Привет от русского зрителя
Koifish:
Plays the great War mod with greece
Me: is for me? ☺️
Nice touch with katyusha in the background comrade
Интриган Алексашка Меньшиков и под республиканцев подстроится успел. Вот жук!
I'm Russian! So it's 100% like!
You are very fluent in Russian, comrade! Next time sing a song! Kalinka-Malinka!
Koifish I like that through the revolution you had Katyusha playing in the background
Yo, the Swedes used the pike until the 1720s. Kettle calling the pot black.
Wonder what caused them to stop
@@aisir3725 Probably the evolution of the socket bayonet to be good enough that every soldier could effectively fulfill both the "shot" and "pike" roles at once.
@@penttikoivuniemi2146 yeah, and they were wrekt in a war by country using those vayonets to extreme
@@aisir3725 Russia? They were also still using pikes at the time.
*Sniff Sniff* I don't smell pikemen only..
Oh god.. Don't make me do it!
@@Koifish not if I do it first 😉. Make a subscription goal.
Awesome video my dude! As always, I enjoy the empire total war content. Might be time to awaken the aztek warriors and conquer America lol
You know I’m going to Russian to watch this video aye Koifish
Real cherry hours Cherokee into Europe playthrough
You should try the empire extended mod... it's new and idk if it has a playable campaign but the battles are fun
OHH MOTHER RUSSIA
UNION OF LANDS
WILL OF THE PEOPLE
STORNG IN COMMAND
Sabaton intensifies*
your Crazy & but funny, another sub for you ^^ & if Floki & Helga Would have had a Son, you Would be it xD
Your the best Koi Boi
As an Ojibwe native you dissapointed me I had the lotion and the towels ready :(
The legend is fucking back!
Green drummers are vampire hunters disguised
Starting off the day best
Опаньки ,мое уважение
The Crimea jokes were on point😂
Понятия не имею что я тут забыл, но мне это нравится
Ah Yes the Blue, Red Army is the strongest.
20:50 how unusual it is to hear you pronounce the name of my race and yes i am kalmyk from kalmykia))) And kalmyks dont screams Hooray or Hurrah we use scream Uralan))))
7:41 All around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces
if warhammer 3 total war comes out will you start a kislev revolution
Я уж думал, не дождусь.
Greetings from Kalmykia)))
5:04 this laugh is funny on the one hand and Scary on the other
Real hours when’s my Real BAVARIAN HOURS
I was excited for the cherokee nations beacuse I live in tennessee
Play as the blood magic users, Transylvania :)
Belugan Caviar, they say it is very creamy
Totally inaccurate. You didn't starve the Ukrainians every time you went to war.
@DANIEL BIN OMAR - "What warcrimes?" ~The Russian Ambassador to the UN before vetoing everything.
3:06 КАВАЛЬЕРИЯ
I caught that TF2 reference, very good
Aaaahhhhhh, yes, video about my country, все, как мы и ждали от вас, товарищ!
Someone give this guy total war shogun 2
That Russian flag looks like Kazakhstan's lul
@Ze4l Fish I think so
We open to Russia, Earth's Death Star.
When you're so early there's 19 likes and 7 views
Very funny 😂😂 i like it
7:12 - Warhammer total war - Isabella vid confirmed.
As soon i saw the grenades, i turned down my music by 99%...still i cant hear anything now RIP headphones
Единственное слово что я понял вначале это "привет"
Wow, I didn’t even know you could play as the rebels lol
You can only do it if the rebellion is in your Capital
Do infantry only as Russia in Hoi4
The first time I played this game I rolled with Russia, online they were so fun but people always banned my unicorns :(
Real pierogi hours play as Poland
Харош. Посмеялся от души
Nice one. i've had a good laugh
I love you koifish
god this is beautiful
Speaking of warhammer? have you tried warhammer total war 2?
"if ur a Cherokee nation person and I hyped u up there I'm sorry" lmao
BRUH. Hello from the Cherokee Nation. (Otherwise known as East Oklahoma or, as the US Supreme Court calls it 🙄: the "Muscogee-Creek Reservation")
U got my hopes up lmao but I'm slightly afraid of what an eastern european's impression of a Cherokee Indian is 🤣
Koifish is swedish, sweden is north-western European.
"This is not Ukraine, I mean it just belongs to the right people" aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa well this did not age well
Как интересно. Щас посмотрим
You should do a communisnt revolution in napoleon total war: great war mod
I love your voice :-D
Well in history they were a monarch
Ura!! Privet from Russia!))
i was going to play squad today
Real cheese hours and play as the dutch
what mods did you use please put them in description every time
I will never understand what the hell is going on in your outro.
Very Good!!!
Real egyptian hours
real fenian hours play as ireland
Let's goooooooo
Can you say 18th century war musics name Mr Koi ?I want to listen to ALL of them :)
Отличный ролик, удачи тебе и продолжай в том же духе!!! С любовью из России
Hey Koifish you should play as hungary, i really want to know can you do the same as hungary as russia (conquer half of europa) thanks!XD