The Watermelon Joke That Saved Me After I Got Pulled Over
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- The police officer that pulled me over in Mississippi could have given me a speeding ticket. But the watermelon joke got me out of trouble!! 😂😂😂
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He told a joke about telling a joke 🔥
Now that's slick lol
oooh meta!!
One day I hope to tell a joke about telling a joke that was about a joke.
Meta²
Double pay for everybody I don’t know why just give everybody a rise😅😅😅😂😂
Guy gets pulled over. Cop notices knives all across the back seat. Guy says part of his act he's a juggler. Cop says prove it. Guy gets out and juggles knives on side of road. Next driver goes by and says, so glad I quit drinking. That field sobriety test is getting hard.
LMFAO!!
LMAO
Lmao this joke was funnier than the one He told.
.....
Solid 👌🏾
I got pulled over by a cop in Georgia, going to a gig. He thought I was joking when I told him I sang country music. Three bars of He Stopped Loving Her Today and I was on my way without a ticket.. Thanks GEORGE JONES..
R.I.P. GEORGE JONES.. if drinking dont kill me is one of my favorites
My favorite is "Choices". Such a good song and words to live by.
That's hilarious. Myself, I would have ended up in jail. I would have been silly and chose the rodeo song, only to find out the cop was the church deacon.
The Possum saves…
"A week in the county jail!!!" Tom T. Hall
Laughter brings the world together.
Agreed
Yes!
@Todd Nichol He never said the woman was white or black, that's why the joke was funny. And, if you think Rickey Smiley is going to tell a cop a joke that belittles blacks, just to get out of a ticket, then you don't know Rickey Smiley. White people can tell the joke also, because believe it or not, in the South, white people sit on their porches eating watermelon also. That's why the joke is universally funny. He never described the woman, just the dress 😅
Hmm, imagine all world leaders were good hearted comedians...What a blast we could be having
I remember when we had simpler times in this world. Why cant we all be like this
You are so right
We are. The media and policians are pushing so hard to try to make America look like it is racist. We have moved past that time. Sure, there are always some who will never change but they are so small. But now, they try and make EVERYTHING about race. The word of Martin Luther King JR are being lost. We worked so hard for it to be about a persons character not their skin color. Now, you are judged by something you cannot change. Now, if you white you are judged evil and racist and nothing can change that. Just give all your money and everything you own to a person of color. It won't change that you are evil because of how you were born... but do it anyways. We need to stop listening to these racist people and come together as AMERICANS. Together we can do anything. Divided We are doomed to fail.
@@KM_1983 you said it right
Could not agree with you more, young people have no idea what their missing out on ! Life was so good !!!!!!!!!
I understand that social media. And the news and also politics try to twist are brains and thoughts. It's just that these bad apples ruin all the fun stuff that used to be awesome. Even a simple traffic stop can turn into a disaster. A time when you could leave your doors unlocked, everyone knew there neighbors. Mental health declining a direct reflection to social media's. So watching this video reminded that there are still amazing individuals stil out.
"God damn it, it better be funny"
Geez, this man is the king of handling perfomance pressure.
I played this for my Aunt...She accidentally spit her dentures out, laughing so hard.
I lost a lung!
AND YOU DIDNT GET IT ON VIDEO?!?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻
Lmao
I laughed so hard that milk came out my nose, and I wasn't even drinking milk!
People need laughter every now and then.
I don't know who this man is but he's cool. Made me laugh just watching him talk and hearing dude laughing in the background. That's a funny joke.
BOYYY...THIS THE GREAT STAND UP LEGEND RICKY SMILEY THAT KEVIN HART,DAVE CHAPPELLE,MIKE EPPS,KATT WILLIAMS...LOOK UP 2...HE FUNNY FUNNY!!!..😂😂😂
@@broncosstampede494 okay. That makes sense when you listen to him.
@@kevindouglas6120 he’s from the Rickey smiley morning show
He's also the crackhead Santa Claus burglar in "Friday After Next", hilarious 😆🤣
@@kevindouglas6120 check out "Open Casket Sharp."
America has lost its sense of humor. But guys like this will bring it back.😁
Facts..
That's about as American as it gets! If we all handled life with jokes this world would be a better place!
Ain't that the truth !
I am a Christian elderly woman but Lord you had me crying I was laughing so hard. God bless you
That there is a great story. The added affect of looking like the officer has been hit was epic.
Some people just have a gift to tell a story & Rickey has it!
Isn't that the truth, I can't remember them long enough.
Hell yeah he does. Ali Siddiq's Mexicans got on boots is one of the funniest things I have ever heard and it isn't even a joke, it's just him telling a story.
Lls. Yesssss
@John Jonson ¿Qué?
Other words your saying the cop went down almost as fast as Monica Lewinsky did on bill Clinton in the Whitehouse lol
laughter is THE BEST medicine😂
every damn time
I first heard that joke in the mid 70's. It was funny then and it's funny now.
Same here. Heard it in the 70's and haven't heard it in decades.
@@mediamannaman I too, heard it way back when, but THIS delivery is priceless.🤣
"You gotta tell me a joke, And Gotdammit it bettuh be funny" that was hilarious. Love the story Rickey.
PLOT TWIST: laughing cop goes home and finds his mother sitting on the porch eating watermelon
Bruh.... you about to mess up a good joke. 🤨🤨🤨
Oooooof
Man that's messed up🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😍
Bwahahaha🤣🤣
Laughing like crazy in Wales, thanks bud
He's description of the cop laid the scene for the punchline
If you ever been on that part of US 78, then you know how scary that had to be for Rickey. That joke had to be funny!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
OMG, this is the funniest damn gettin'-pulled-over-by-the-cops story I've ever heard. This guy's great!
Never heard that joke till now, as good as it was doesn’t compare to the story, as told, to how it came to be.
What makes this an excellent video is it shows how simple following a lawful order, being respectful (and funny) makes any interaction with law enforcement go smooooooth!!
Not always. Some just don't care if people are nice
It didn’t really happen.
@@Katarina23 Thats not true. Im 38 and the only time i had problems with cops is when i wasnt respectful. One even tried to act tough while i was being respectful and all he could do was tone it down. Trust.....respect takes you a looong way. Thats why i like talking to old folks cause theyll let you know quick.
@@testingoyay4648 From an individual standpoint. I see everybody the same. Human.
Ricky Ricky Ricky. I'm a military Mom and I just had to send that to my son, who served in the Navy for 22 years and I know he's heard some good jokes. But believe me, he's going to laugh his butt off! That was hilarious just like everything you do, Mr. Smiley. Thank you, and may God continue to bless you to keep us laughing 😄😄😄💯❤️
A dam funny joke from back when joke's were just joke's.
You must be damn young cause jokes never been just jokes except when youre young.
@@KuroNekoExMachina You must be even younger. It seems to have triggered you. Old school like me never gets triggered over a joke.
@@baldeagle5297 You must be white and not old, but getting there. It seems to have triggered you to reply. I mean, ask your gramps if they found racism funny.
Probably would in your family's case given that south of mason-dixie line BS.
@@KuroNekoExMachina I'm glad to see you're not at intelligent as you think you are. Wrong on all counts.
@@baldeagle5297, or "Be white as if you don't know history".
Damn I had to leave out the store laughing so hard and people was looking at me like I was crazy.
🤣🤣
That happened to me once at the drive-thru. I was laughing so hard when I pulled up to the window I couldn't even tell the lady my order.
I didn't think he was gonna tell a joke that would make me laugh but DAMN!! Had me cracking up.
Imagine this guy sitting by a campfire with a big group of people sippin whiskey
Amen I'd love to be by that campfire
Gentlemen like this are the reason in enjoy sipping whiskey and chatting till sunlight
Good times at the camp fire
@@kingchakazulu7762 he drinks🙂
Wait for it.......ahhh! Or spitting it out from laughter Lol 😂
My momma told me that joke a long time ago... except the setting was a picnic..but its still funny 😂
You can't beat the classics 🥁
that joke is kinda stupid
@@floggyWM1 ... says the guy who doesn't even know where he was... 🙄😂
Webster's Dictionary : fool, - Ricky Smiley. My ribs hurting!
I have watched this at least 10 times and it kills me every time. Especially the "gah dammit and it better be funny"
I know!!!😂
Heard that joke in high school 45 years ago. Still funny now especially the way Rickey tells it
He's a good story teller.
yes
That’s the hardest laugh I’ve ever laughed from any of his jokes or material 😆😆😆
Enjoyed the joke laughing glad you didn't get a ticket ,they appreciate your efforts 😂😂😂
Mr Smiley I love you sir! Thank you for being apart of my life for the past 15 years! 🙏🏾
real old fashioned comedy. wish it was still like this. thank you for the laugh.
I got pulled over in Burnsville Mississippi on my way to Tunica going 85 in a 55 when I was in my early 20’s. My friend was in the passenger seat reading a book how to shoot dice and win. The cop thought that was funny and told me to go put my money in a slot machine instead of using it to pay a ticket and let us go.
Wamp wamp,loljust playing❤️
@@blindbeautyblindgirlmagic3166 I still to this day can’t believe he let me go. I lost my ass in Tunica so I learned my lesson.
@@bryans5339 LOL, I know I would have learned mine glad you are OK
Yo to the good people of the land. Man I love this brother's platform and more. That joke was hella funny. I am by profession a Police Officer, AKA 12 in the hood. I too have a good sense of humor and am a proud owner of a tricked out mustang and some other 2 wheel toys. I have to admit when I see a sports car with a traffic infraction, I may stop him/her and have a lil innocent fun and say..if you can burn rubber and impress me..you'll get a pass...all the bruhs would say what, no problem Officer..eerrrrrr..and jet out..all in the name of fun, good policing and humility. I love my descretion...safe travels my people..
Yo to the Nupes, Kappa Kop!
@@jeraldnettles3132 ...all ight now! One may say, that wasn't a safe idea, bc the car could have spun out of control, but "a lil innocent fun" never hurts a situation. Besides, it turned a possible stress, and anxiety situation into relaxed situation. To all: be blessed and stay safe.
He had me laughing before he got to the joke.
The whole joke was funny to the end, that’s the kinda joke you have one eye open and the other close.
Now that's A gud one!
I’m crying. That was a funny ass story.
Guys like Ricky move American race relations ahead decades in just one simple interaction.....and by the way laughter was the gods greatest gift to man!
100%
Because he didn't claim a victimhood mentality and (wait for it...) had some accountability when he was in the wrong.
That's the only issue in all these cases. It has nothing to do with being Caucasian, African American, etc. The racial divide is devised by those in power and wealth as a distraction for the plebs.
We're all one race any way. Human race.
@@Cipher_8 that's a novel philosophy and by your words your higher learning is evident. However there are individuals in places of power who do not possess the universal brotherhood ideology you, I and millions of others have bought into and share. In any interaction between a citizen and law enforcement both have an obligation to behave in civil and cooperative manner. This becomes quite the contrary when a pre-embedded attitude toward the individual is based solely on the colour of their skins pigment. And it doesn't matter which has the badge because fear and doubt create uncivil situations where none need exist. I'm a law abiding 60 plus year old white guy and I avoid interaction with cops as much as possible. I can only imagine riding around as a 30 yr African-American. And there's really no easy solution because each incident is unique unto itself.
New title:
*The Watermelon Joke That Nearly Got Me Shot.*
Man rickey smiley is a God send, he can make anyone laugh and turn their whole day around !
yup he sure can turn your whole day around.......like he did mine,just now
Thats some funny shit im still laughing my ass off. We need more funny shit like that these days. Thank you 🤣🤣🤣 I see cop bent over laughing
I was having a horrible morning and been pissed off fighting mad all day until i watched this clip. I havent laughed this hard in a long time.
I just fell off my chair laughing.
I have listened to this joke like 5 times now it is still bringing tears to my eyes. Whew!!!
Bro I'm right there with you smh lmao still crying laughing 😳😳🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤣🤣🤣
OMG when I tell you that was one of the funniest jokes I done heard in 2021 you made my day I was cryin😭😂😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭😂🤣 laughing so hard my stomach was hurting
Oh man, I had to stop this for a minute so I could BREATHE after that punchline!!! 🤣🤣😂
Thank you Ricky - Sending a big “bro” hug your way
I’m a Mississippian, and visualizing this story has me dying here! 🤣😅🤣😅
Man I almost choked because I was laying down watching this! Smdh lmao Won't do that No Mo'!🤦🏾♂️😳😳😭😭😭😂🤣😂🤣😂
I have no idea how this ended up in my feed....but I'm damn sure happy it did!
He did hit him. He hit im with a hell of a joke.
Side note... Gabriel Iglesias did say that if you can make cops laugh it could help you out in certain situations.
Didn’t help me, in fact I think I offended him. I don’t remember anything after I told it.
@@777sicilia He wasn't there to be entertained T. He was there to hit someone and he found you.
Definitely helps, i ran from police and they excluded me tryna run in the report cause i made them laugh with the "New Black" Joke from American Sniper
I agree bring a little humor to the situation lighten it up.
I wish I could find it, but I forgot the name of this black comic. He told this joke how he got stopped by two black cops on motorcycles. Suddenly the comic thought of something funny just as the cops walked up to his window.
One of the cops asked him whats so funny and was getting angry. Comic said it was nothing, but the then the cop said: "Oh yeah I get what's so funny, Chocolate CHIPS!"
You had me at the Smokey the Bear Hat - so true...but joke nailed it.
That is actually my “go to” whenever I get pulled over, you make them laugh your a lot closer to getting off on a warning then you were before
Now that was good..
I'm still in the floor laughing..lol
I used to love watching the movie, Who Framed Roger Rabbit when I was a kid. One of the best messages/scenes from that movie is where Roger Rabbit explains how powerful it is when you make someone laugh. They suddenly don't want to fuck you over, kick your ass, snitch or be mad at you anymore. That always stuck with me and I have seen it work so many times. Good for this dude. The joke was Golden.
OMG...I can't...I'm dying over here, literally scream laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don’t think of them as smoky the bear hats, I look at them as a drill sergeant covers, Many people that read this will understand.
My oldest brother wore one for years at Knox.
@@baldeagle5297 have a great memorial day! 🤠
@@bquade70 Thanks, you too.
Or drill instructor covers
Hooah!
I'm from Belt, Montana and I hear a ton of funny stories. I had 3 heart attacks listening to this guy! ...AND IT BETTER BE FUNNY!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Laughing through the pain. Laughter is good for the soul. I'm still laughing.
That one blindsided me. Lol. I have tears coming out of my eyes. 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Next time I get pulled over by the popo im going to tell them some of my “yo mama” jokes😂.
Nawl...don't do that...😆 🤣
@@woodgrainstudios7321 .....serious; we gonna see him on TMZ..
That was one of the funniest jokes I ever had the pleasure of hearing. Thank you for sharing with us all.
I damn near snotted out my coffee on this one!
GOD bless you,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I needed a GOOD LAUGH THIS MORNING,THANK YOU 😎✊🏿✊🏿🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That damn Rickey can change anyone’s last name to Smiley! Got me ear to ear over here lol
Great story! The world needs more laughter. 👍🏽
Yeah, I know that kind of cop. Wears mirrored sunglasses & they’re mirrored on the inside of the lens! That joke is now in my go-to list
I try this joke in Spanish, to entertain my family, and boy I get my brothers rolling in the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
MAN, YOU CAN'T BE TELLING JOKES LIKE THAT AFTER A MAN JUST HAD BACK SURGERY (YESTERDAY). NOW I HAVE TO GO BACK IN AND HAVE MY SEWTURES REDONE.
Lol
Hoping you are feeling better
Get well soon bro
Sutures* Had to do it.
@@seahawks1185 I had a feeling. Auto correct didn't take over so, left well enough alone...he he.
You’re funny
You know that's what we need ... more Laughter. Black .. white .. what ever if we learn to laugh it takes the mistrust
And the hate away !! I Guarantee were all stronger together !!
Respect. Its so easy to take easy shots at one another nowadays over profiling and speculation. I think the fact that wasnt done gives me hope. Love what you do bro, keep doing it and we will all laugh together in the end.
AMEN
😂 I'm dead 💀💀💀. You can't cancel what makes us unique....
That's the funniest story I've heard in a long time
Ricky Smilley.....keeps me smiling all the time. God bless all who is smiling too!!
Highway Patrol pulled over an old friend of mine- “Why were you speeding?”
Old friend- “I’m running late for an doctor appointment at the V.A in Reno..”
Patrolman - “Well, it looks you aren’t going to make it on time”
Old friend - “Well, I would have if you didn’t pull me over.”
Patrolman smiled and walked away.
My man...I am dying right now...LOLOLOLOL. God bless you brother.
I would have given him a police escort anywhere he wanted to go after that joke. Hahaha!!
YOW RICKEY, THAT JOKE FLOORED ME, YOU'RE TOO DAMN GOOD, LOVE IT, 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂👍👨🎓 MANY THANKS FOR SHARING
We used to be able to laugh at each other. It's good to see someone bringing this back.
I miss comedy like you used to get from Mel Brooks and Richard Pryor...
MADE ME LAUGH FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
That’s AWESOME!!! Go head, Rickey Smiley!😂🙌🏽💜
Told you...make people laugh..it disarms them and shows humanity
Politically incorrect and I love it. Miss those times.
His delivery makes it so much better
You’re good when you can get out of a ticket from the cop with the Smokey Bear hat. ROL...
God as my Deliverer...
Officer Let me go. Short Black Man in a Round Brown Crown. Think he was meaner than a pit bull. Asked me how my day was going...
Said, "You tell me" LOL
I love that story. It is very funny and genuinely humorous.
That was sho nuf funny😂
I remember that joke Rudy Ray Moore told that same joke years ago. Still funny AF!!!!😂😂
10 Years from now I'll still will be laughing .
Omg! 🤣 Wa wa was this a true story? Tears r rolling falling down laughing!
I just can't with you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣thanks for the laugh, I needed that today🤦♀️🤣🤣🤣
The greatest story about getting pulled over I ever heard
Lmao that's a great one I wish I could tell it to my grandfather who passed away 1 day before Easter! He loved dirty jokes and told them all the time! Thank you! Awesome joke
Yessir.. God bless you big dawg.. I needed that this morning..Much love
that joke was funky as hell lmaooo