Unuseful Japanese Phrases 〜01 "if you fall into the river..." 「川に落ちた時」に使えるかもしれない、普段あまり使えない日本語は？

Thanks for watching!
ご視聴ありがとうございます！
Case 01 "If you fall into the river..." what do you say in Japanese?
「川に落ちた時」に使えるかもしれない、普段あまり使えない日本語のフレーズは？
"Unuseful Japanese Phrases" by Shinoharu & Fumika is new series by Shinoharu, a professional rakugo performer, and Fumika, a professional interpreter/translator.
In this series, Shinoharu and Fumika discover phrases that are usually unuseful, but can become useful in certain situations, especially in awkward situations. The possibilities of facing these situations may be extremely low, but when and if you do face them, you'll be ready to bail yourself out without being embarrassed!
Anyway, your comments are always very welcome!
コメント大歓迎です！
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[@planartken]

師匠　船徳の新作とは洒落てますね　それも実写版。稽古熱心というかなんというか。

[@mariahzhong2596]

I enjoyed your Rakugo performance in both Japanese and English so much. It was such a great privilege to be able to see you in Cambridge!

[@TatekawaShinoharu]

Thank you so much Mariah!