Some kids at my school were hiding those babies on the cake everywhere. I found a green one in the music wing, and a yellow one in some other room. Others found them other places. Band lockers, under bleachers, every nook and cranny.
"I've never known pallets to be anything but fragile".... Really?... they've obviously have never worked with pallets in their lives...or actually seen one by the sounds. Those stairs are sturdy af.
@@joseislanio8910 i dont usually get the load them with more than like 1800 pounds so probably. According to google 4600 pounds is how much they can hold
Yeah I was thinking the same thing(that or they've only ever seen/used shitty pallets). Like, the whole point of them is to hold lots of heavy shit to be easily moved around. They're *not* fragile, wouldn't be that useful if they were.
That’s exactly right bro. The combined strength of the pallets will make them strong. Think of a phone book; ripping one page is very easy but ripping the entire phone book is thought of as something only a strongman can do.
2:21 now Imagine opening a closet and you feel a swift gust of air behind you. And the one on the right is right there when you turn around. -he closes us eyes -the eyes are open now -the pupils are turned towards you. -all lights go out -“you did not enjoy my Christmas carol John” you hear.
I actually like them, I mean they're a little weird since the design combines two very different purposes for shoes, but I don't think they're bad. Would I wear them? No. But that's mainly because I can NOT wear stilettos and would literally break my ankle
Nah, they would definitely go well with jeans and a classy casual shirt. Definitely skip the mountain hike and go to the mall instead if you are wearing them though.
The Turtle-Beetle was cool in my opinion. Not sure I would want it in my house though. It is worthy of my Man-cave though. And I think the "boots with the fur" at 1:40 would go well with "apple bottom jeans" and get the room to be "looking at her." Those pallets at 4:25 are going to send someone falling 10 feet to the ground. I cannot tell you how many times I have stepped through a pallet until I learned to only walk on one of the 3 support beams the flat wood pieces are nailed to. The top wooden beams are typically 1/2 to 1/3 as thick as a 2x4.
I love the shark house, I used to live in a couple of streets back from it, - when I moved in, I didn't know about it, it was covered with scaffold, and I assumed that they were repairing their roof... then one day the scaffold was gone, I looked out my window and there was a great big shark tail sticking out over the roof. (as it turns out they were getting their roof repaired, because it actually wasn't that great execution in the parts that mattered (like the roof resisting the rain.)
6:10 This is the first time I've seen My Hero Academia themed Yaoi artwork. Edit: That's Bakugo, with the blond hair. I don't remember the red headed character's name. But I know his quark was effectively Greed's impenetrable shield from Fullmetal Alchemist.
That whole "Backseat driver" post is honestly straight out of a recurring nightmare I have where I'm trying to drive but I accidentally sat in the backseat and cant see or reach the pedals. So thanks for cursing me with the knowledge that it exists in material reality ^-^
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 234 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
1:39 I've seen these. these are more for the look/brand name than style. my mom owns two pairs. one of the normal colours like on-screen and then a better-looking pair in maroon and black. they are huge I'm guessing like 6 inches. 7/10 would recommend tbh
6:09 The only post that made me go "What the fuck am I looking at" out loud so far. Like I'm okay with people shipping characters but- Bakugo and Kirishima? On a cake?? And the sides were worse. Jesus fuck
2:22 The candles were quite creepy, but did you notice any of the other things in the background. Don't think that was a normal furniture store if there was a stripper on a lamp post. 4:00 I love how it is still messed up because that is a right hand post on a left foot and vise versa. 4:45 The headlights look like ship spotlights. 8:12 I think they loved the sharknado movies.
8:40 ah yes the dreams with the abstract stairs in which I needed to use the bathroom but couldn't get there because of the stairs, great subconscious mechanism to help me not pee the bed I guess
“Pregnancy test themed cake”
That’s enough Emkay for today
There's never enough emkay
Yes
@shadow jpg you are
*w* *e* *a* *k* if you cannot handle the *full emkay package*
SPEED IS LIFE
th-cam.com/video/9f1Zm0M698Y/w-d-xo.html
When you accidentally decapitated your friend while training your samurai skills
33 seconds ago, here now.
Hmmm... Batousai
#relatable
*FATALITY*
relatable🤩
Some kids at my school were hiding those babies on the cake everywhere. I found a green one in the music wing, and a yellow one in some other room. Others found them other places. Band lockers, under bleachers, every nook and cranny.
That happened at my school as well some kid bought a bunch and shoved them all into a bunch of locker holes.
The same thing happened at my workplace, but the people responsible used duckies
when did this happen
@@kjpark0907 if I recall, this was last April
Yeah some tiktoker probably did this because it was their last day
I swear I had a seizure reading that subreddit.
“Reddit category”
@@justsomerando4905 don’t matter lol
@@m.s.f7103 doesn’t, but still wierd
@@justsomerando4905 ok wait re-explain that I didn’t understand I’m stupid
@@m.s.f7103 you’re right, it dosent matter, but “reddit category” still sounds kind of wierd
When the Magician dies and they have a funeral:
U sick human go to kaotic if you want to see decapitated and dismembered humans
Not TH-cam
@@mikeemoo9928 wut
@@mising0px why u like to see dead people youtube is not the website for that go to kaotic if u want to see that
@@mikeemoo9928 but i don’t wanna see dead people
"BDSM seahorse"
Looks more like a seahorse being equipped with riding gear.
Well... You aren't far off lol
Human with riding gear.
The sad part is.... is that my friends would get me that birthday cake..... and it would be amazing. I really want that.
i-
The my hero academia one or the pregnancy test?
@@KP_does_pointless_things my hero one lol
@@blsaremylife8113 same
Well... are you under 30?
6:10
That cake is simultaneously the best cake ever and the worst cake ever
Whoever gets this cake for their birthday must LOVE kiribaku......... HOW ARE THEIR FAMILY OKAY WITH GETTING THIS CAKE!?!?!?
@@TwigTheCalicoWolf better yet, WHY ARE THEY GETTING THIS CAKE FOR THEIR 30TH BIRTHDAY?!?!
Ngl- when I turn 19 I'll probably order it for myself (in secret) and just be happy with it. My kiribaku heart would be more than pleased ✌😙💫
8:38 just gonna point out Deku’s in here, too
@@lalalalala1805 *yes*
7:59 Someone ACTUALLY crocheted "Saturn Devouring His Son" by Francisco Goya. As if the painting wasn't nightmarish enough.
"This is the second absolute way to prevent pregnancy"
Gamers- allow us to introduce ourselves
That's the first way
@@bagget48 Y E S
Yee Yee ass haircut : Now this looks like a job for me!
I bet edgy kids wear these to piss teachers off.
My boyfriend is a gamer...
2:25 - Yet Robin fails to bring up the giant f'ing spider on the table.
Funnily enough, giant spiders are less scary to me than the tiny ones
@@Yue797 Not a fan of either size
I regret reading your comment... I didn't notice it either 😬
Fun fact: when someone is decapitated, the head is sewn back on for the funeral. It is extremely hard to do so (for obvious reasons).
......
"Magic conch, should I pray to God?"
"Yes."
THE CONCH HAS SPOKEN
The conch shall decide your fate
off topic but i just had the best sandwich ive had in so long
what kind of sandwich
Good job
Whats a sandwich
👌👌👌
Now I'm craving Sooubway
*lnhales deeply * I was trying to lay off the anime today I told my self I would lay of the gay shipping but then this shit happens *cries in weeb*
yes that is the same thing I thought
That happened to me too
R/me_irl
@@walter7787 Umm ya good bro?
@@walter7787 Same
i never would have imagined hearing bdsm seahorse at 1 in the morning
"I've never known pallets to be anything but fragile".... Really?... they've obviously have never worked with pallets in their lives...or actually seen one by the sounds. Those stairs are sturdy af.
I work with them daily id trust them to be my stairs more than id trust most stairs
Exactly what I was thinking. They support up to at least a ton.
@@joseislanio8910 i dont usually get the load them with more than like 1800 pounds so probably. According to google 4600 pounds is how much they can hold
Yeah I was thinking the same thing(that or they've only ever seen/used shitty pallets). Like, the whole point of them is to hold lots of heavy shit to be easily moved around. They're *not* fragile, wouldn't be that useful if they were.
Must be like me and work with shit pallets, the ones my store uses regularly fall to pieces
0:36
Wow, that’s insane.
it looks kinda cool
How do you wash it?
@@mattjohns3394 rain
@@mattjohns3394 Buy a new one
(1:19) Imagine entering a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant and this is the first thing you see in the kids' playground.
That's when you gather up your kids, promise them Dairy Queen and gtfo
I’d send my brother down that hell hole
1:37 Dude, if they have those in black then I’ll wear them right now, why wait ten years for greatness?!?!
That’s exactly right bro. The combined strength of the pallets will make them strong. Think of a phone book; ripping one page is very easy but ripping the entire phone book is thought of as something only a strongman can do.
2:08 This is just the bi product of when people turn 18 and realize they can actually do whatever they want.
5:15
Mans looks like a tennis ball for blind people.
2:21 now Imagine opening a closet and you feel a swift gust of air behind you. And the one on the right is right there when you turn around.
-he closes us eyes
-the eyes are open now
-the pupils are turned towards you.
-all lights go out
-“you did not enjoy my Christmas carol John” you hear.
The people who would buy these don’t deserve the money they have.
Couldn’t agree more
It is cool tho
Ngl I kinda liked that one iphone case near the end
sorry for liking eyestrain ig
I would like to buy some of these, but luckily I don't have money
1:50 fun fact. Apparently frog meat actually does taste like chicken, so the association made sense
1:33, the fact that I own a pair of those shoes gives me all kinds of feelings now - mostly I think I should be ashamed?
nah, just a normal pair of shoes, beats me what reddit is on about
I actually like them, I mean they're a little weird since the design combines two very different purposes for shoes, but I don't think they're bad. Would I wear them? No. But that's mainly because I can NOT wear stilettos and would literally break my ankle
Nah, they would definitely go well with jeans and a classy casual shirt. Definitely skip the mountain hike and go to the mall instead if you are wearing them though.
NOT THE KIRIBAKU CAKEEEEEEEEE🤣🤣🤣 i love it
6:14 That kiribaku cake I-
I just want to know where they got the cake
I think I had a stroke when I saw that Bakugo and Kirishima birthday cake.
6:09
I want it tho-
Honestly? lil bit same
Nah that onesie is something Elton John would wear
yEs
The Turtle-Beetle was cool in my opinion. Not sure I would want it in my house though. It is worthy of my Man-cave though.
And I think the "boots with the fur" at 1:40 would go well with "apple bottom jeans" and get the room to be "looking at her."
Those pallets at 4:25 are going to send someone falling 10 feet to the ground. I cannot tell you how many times I have stepped through a pallet until I learned to only walk on one of the 3 support beams the flat wood pieces are nailed to. The top wooden beams are typically 1/2 to 1/3 as thick as a 2x4.
Sees Peep Dress.
"Do you want ants? Because this is how you get ants."
"How's it going ladies and gentlemen and welcome back to Emkay. My names Robyn and today we will be looking at da bank"
I love the shark house,
I used to live in a couple of streets back from it, - when I moved in, I didn't know about it, it was covered with scaffold, and I assumed that they were repairing their roof... then one day the scaffold was gone, I looked out my window and there was a great big shark tail sticking out over the roof.
(as it turns out they were getting their roof repaired, because it actually wasn't that great execution in the parts that mattered (like the roof resisting the rain.)
"Mold handbag" for when you want to put the fear of COVID into anyone that tries to rob you
That first crocheted onesie thing looks like a regular jojo outfit
It dose. It really dose.
The Christmas candle decor is creepy sure, but are we just going to ignore the GIANT TARANTULA STATUE on the left of it?!
9:42 I’d rather give them small steampunk styled legs and arms because of tea kettles and steam.
6:09
"Hey what are you eating?"
"Oh, nothing just my Kiribaku birthday cake."
6:15 KiriBaku shippers have entered the chat, and they aren’t happy
At least I've seen it and ik what I'm getting for my next birthday
The Barrie doll jewellery looks like biblically accurate angels
6:10
This is the first time I've seen My Hero Academia themed Yaoi artwork.
Edit:
That's Bakugo, with the blond hair.
I don't remember the red headed character's name.
But I know his quark was effectively Greed's impenetrable shield from Fullmetal Alchemist.
Red hair dude is kirishima
@UCIl91fIdkgyXNUpOkt261Gw everyone has their reasons for shipping things. No need to shame them for it, as long as it's not hurting anyone :)
How tf did you remember that but not his name lol I’m dead
@@flappudle6689
Wrong comment, that person didn't comment in this thread.
@@lillianpeyton6929 lmaoo haha
That whole "Backseat driver" post is honestly straight out of a recurring nightmare I have where I'm trying to drive but I accidentally sat in the backseat and cant see or reach the pedals. So thanks for cursing me with the knowledge that it exists in material reality ^-^
I didn't expect to see my city in this but okay... That shark in the roof is now a landmark, very odd
Tbh that pallet thing was smart with lumber prices and stores usually give them away for free
“I want to make my toilet look really cool”
Well then
That guy when he went to the funeral guy:
Ummmmmm so basically I accidentally decaputated my friend after he bought me a katana
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine.
Day 234 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Anyone:
-r/HumansBeingBros
-r/Wellthatsucks
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
Lol helo
Finally the person that comments on every single video and spams it finaly didn’t get first
Henlo
Day 234?
Are you ok in real like?
But seriously stop its anoying
Thanks for posting, I’ve been feeling down and your videos always cheer me up!
The carpeted stairs look like a big cat scratcher.
8:40
if these are functional, that's actually pretty cool
Fun fact: bananas are berries
*S I L E N C E*
So are coffee beans and watermelons. Meanwhile, strawberries are not berries.
Pineapples are berries too.
1:35 somewhat fashionable, but deadly.
Those heels can stab your damn eyes out.
1:39 I've seen these. these are more for the look/brand name than style. my mom owns two pairs. one of the normal colours like on-screen and then a better-looking pair in maroon and black. they are huge I'm guessing like 6 inches. 7/10 would recommend tbh
8:50 those stairs Look oddly soft and I oddly Love it
The kiribaku cake- its good quality atleast, though the pictures could of been better-
3:47, can't sleep, clown will eat me
Now imagine the coffin dance but someone’s just spinning the head on their finger
How to turn everything into high heels: A presentation on quirky women's taste.
EmKay is like my life, I watch it when im eating, sleeping, using the bathroom, in a car, anywhere.
I might watch them for eating but i always watch them or fakejake before sleep
6:09
kristy isn't being too manly
Honestly, if my friends made me that I wouldn't be too mad either-
In the thumbnail, it's not actually ATBGE, it's new technology where your body is now Bluetooth
*THE FUTURE IS NOW*
WTFUTURE
Yes
@@terminalscrownofswag2399 eddsworld?-
@@ry4nfr yessir
When the magic trick on the birthday boy goes wrong.
The fact that Robin is friends with pienimations is more impresive
I think they're housemates
3:53 I think the painting is good execution, the pennywise is pretty good and the bubbles looks amazing
when I see Undertale or anime stuff on emkay its so cool cuz its something you don't see often randomly in a meme compilation
4:52 how much you wanna bet that’s the kind of couch Oscar has in his trash can?
6:09 The only post that made me go "What the fuck am I looking at" out loud so far. Like I'm okay with people shipping characters but- Bakugo and Kirishima? On a cake?? And the sides were worse. Jesus fuck
Same. I’m an MHA fan and that just... JESUS CHRIST KRISTY THIS IS WHY PEOPLE HATE OUR FANDOM!
Is it just me, or does the bottom left picture looking like them having "adult fun time"
I swear some people turn off their mind 🤚😩 i don't care if someone puts bakugou and Kirishima but WHY THOSE PICTURES-
@@fyntyr Probably. They're high schoolers Jesus
@@lexus3934 the worst part is that they are 30 years old...
5:38
Looks like something Ms. Frizzle would wear
The tumbnail:
Marie Antoniette's coffin be like:
2:48 Can we just talk about the bottle in the background 😂😂😂🤣😂
what if pinochio said "my nose is gonna grow now"
He just dies on the spot
@@Sloth_htolS Blue Fairy just makes him human on the spot,
rip
6:16 like duh me too ! I want a katsudeku one 😤😂😂
Sammme
That was a really good *execution* :)
2:22 The candles were quite creepy, but did you notice any of the other things in the background. Don't think that was a normal furniture store if there was a stripper on a lamp post.
4:00 I love how it is still messed up because that is a right hand post on a left foot and vise versa.
4:45 The headlights look like ship spotlights.
8:12 I think they loved the sharknado movies.
I WANT THE BAKUGO X KIRISHIMA CAKE
SAME
Emkay: I know what birthday cake I don't want
My weeb friend: WHERE'S DA CAKE?!
AHHH finally notifications worked YES
the kiribaku cake made me snort my apple juice-
8:54 *SuShITar*
8:40 ah yes the dreams with the abstract stairs in which I needed to use the bathroom but couldn't get there because of the stairs, great subconscious mechanism to help me not pee the bed I guess
8:30 Could also be South Carolina. Saw some Manatee ones out there. Have also seen a lot of cool ones in Fort Myers.
Robin: i know what birthday cake i DON'T what for my birthday
Me: I know exactly what cake i want and NEED for my birthday!
Hey robin, when are you gonna do more jenga with Breezy? Or gmod
3:48 "Can't sleep, clown will eat me... can't sleep, clown will eat me..."
That Mha cake, I’d take it for my birthday Ngl-
Honestly, I wanna know where they got the cake
@@TwigTheCalicoWolf lmao same
8:36 do you agree that this is deku’s skull?
The first one looks like grandfather elvis knitted that
6:12
Yikes indeed, I’d guess that the certain parts of the fandom would be ok with this tho 😐
Just look at the Bottom Pictures-
Id only be okay with this in private.
Farm house heels seem like something Mrs.Frizzle would wear.
omg your right 😂
👌
yes
yes
yes
*Yes.*
Yes
6:10 You are so dedicated to that ship you need to make a cake for it?! (I ship them too but wtf bro?)
Yeah like, chill
666 comments godly
0:08 You see my friend, knowledge has a limit, like anything that exists in life. And you, *have officially reached that very limit.*
The cover is a magician in a funeral.
I also don't want the "kiribaku cake".
6:02 at least this is on the right arm unlike the Mario tattoo
9:20
Sir why in *hell* would anyone pay *$1292* for that… whatever the hell it is.
I want my grave stone to say "I know what I'm doing"
I want mine to say "well shit, that didnt work"
7:53 SCP-617 has breached containment.