Making a "cost-benefit analysis" on the spot," gotta respect your ground game" ..."everybody can make a difference"...such a great set + interesting social commentary.
I feel I may be able to help here. When a potential commuter elects to wear a train as an impromptu hat, it is your civic duty to take the piss out of them. Clearly, they have moved far beyond the normal boundaries of health & safety, mockery may well be your only tool to return them to normality.
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In America, one man can stop the entire train line, because everyone can make a difference. - - Ronny Chieng
@@reuk the East in general has much more communitarian values where personal restraint is embraced for the will of the people. People have more shame in delaying the train to begin with... But the West is individualist
As a Malaysian, the train part is absolutely true. The train waits for no one and if you're caught, the riders on the train would definitely kick your ass for being selfish and slow hahaha!!
i don't mind that, if you think you can fuck over 1000 people just because you don't want to wait 5min for the next train then you desserve get your ass kicked, self-centered ah
Lived in Brooklyn. This was the funniest line. There is not another train in 3 minutes. There never is. That cost-benefit analysis is real and everyone who's lived in NYC has done it dozens of times.
"In America, one man can stop the entire train line, because everyone can make a difference." don't let the jokes stop you from appreciating the build up to that one line of wisdom he left us.
@@Fishball0423 i mean if you all watched the very end of the actual over hour long comedy i. The very end he said one black guy stopped the train to help him get to his wedding in time to help someone like him in need when he really needed to catch the train
LOL I love his Asian perspective honestly. I lived in China and it is so much more about the whole than the individual in a lot of places there, he's right, bullshit like that would never fly you'd be so shamed by everyone else.
Im in Msia, and YEP.. if you did that stunt on a train here.. you do get dragged. AND yep we walk over ye dead body and say THATS WHAT YOU GET and deliver a footbal kick to the face ! LOL
oh yeah, the freedom to inconvenience over a 1000 people and screw up the train schedule and itinerary just because 1 selfich asshole doesn't wanna wait 5 min for the next train
“Look I don’t know the social etiquette in this situation” 😂 There is none. It’s the dude trying to get on the train’s battle. Leave him alone, he on a learning curve.
Ronny chieng is such a classic comedian. Funny yet classy. Not many are like that. His look, jokes and set all classy funny. None of them comedian out there are cool except this guy right here.
@Anthony Lopez yep there is. So a pedophile can say he/she has the freedom to love minors? How about the freedom to kill anyone? Then again freedom is a lie. Youre never really free anyway - your "choices" are already made for you..
Gotta love when an annoyed conductor will get on the speakers like "LET THE DOORS CLOSE. THERE IS ANOTHER TRAIN BEHIND THIS ONE." but no one listens because they're just saying there's another train but there might not be, and eventually even the people on the train start rooting against the door people and yelling at them too 😂😂
I thought you were gonna say something odd or strange happened to you. That shit ain't noteworthy! We walk through train cars for lots of reasons including trying to find a car that ain't packed, or trying to find one with working A/C, or just trying to get away from a funky stinking bum 😂! But seeing a panhandler on a train is a daily fucking occurrence! You get used to it growing up in NYC.
tbh I watched this in the background and found him only slightly amusing. just thought “well this is much better than when he’s angry screaming”. But the way he tied up this special left me stunned, and laughed the entire hour’s worth of laughs all at once. had to stick it out to the end for me to like him but I’m glad I did.
Yeah tbh clips of this special dont do it justice because of how he set up the jokes in the beginning and nailed it at the end. It's so much funnier when you know the whole joke
In my city people will straight up push you off the train if try to hold the doors open, there's already 1300 people on a train rated for 800. if the guard see's you he's going delay the train. So bam Spartan kick's and shoulders. It's like zombie apocalypse, You're putting the whole group at risk, it's too dangerous. We've gotta leave you behind.
flclub54 0.0 * locks windows * locks front door * locks back door * locks my dog’s kennel door * turns off tv * burns phone * digs tunnel under house * lives amongst the mole people for now on
About a month ago. Was bored..browsing Netflix. I come across his special, and just nonchalantly clicked it to see if he was funny or not... Well...little did I know what the next hour of my life would entail!! Wow! One of the funniest and most entertaining specials I’ve seen in a long time!! Ronnie is amazing. His jokes are super clever and witty and his delivery and timing is perfect! Truly world class! I see a very very successful career ahead for this guy. Definitely one of my new favorite comedians. Very excited to watch him get better and better at his craft!
I’ve Seen It All, Feet In-between The Doors, Fingers Tryna Open It, People Ended Up Subway Surfing Since The Doors Closed, Hell I’ve Seen Someone Put There Head In The Door, Then The Conductors Gotta Go “STAND CLEAR!” “STAND CLEAR OF THE DOORS!” “PLEASE STOP HOLDING THE DOORS IN THE FRONT OF THE TRAIN” etc etc
In Australia everyone gets out of the train, lifts the train up, then asks the person what are they doing down there on the tracks. That person then apologises and goes to hospital. It makes the news. It is like an exciting time. People then debate about changing the stations with a lot of, 'yeah', 'naahs'. Eventually that sounds like too much work and everyone goes back to work. We then add an extra lane to the Freeway.
"There's another train in 3 minutes!" LMAO! Only in the US (maybe? -Been to Tokyo and London but never saw THIS!) Thank you for your very concise and insightful humor!
You've never been to Argentina. If you're in the train station, you will see people stopping the doors WITH THEIR ENTIRE BODY just so other people can get in. Solidarity always🇦🇷 😂
Quite the opposite in Malaysia where people inside will kick you out for the disturbing behaviour 🤣🤣. Or the security can shoot you with tranquilizer from distance. And then we all together will laugh at you for being stupid. 🤣🤣
From Malaysia. We even have ghost trains. The display will Tell the train will reach in 1 min ..59.58.2...1 second then the next train 30 min... It moves so fast that I didn't even saw it reaching and leaving the platform
Making a "cost-benefit analysis" on the spot," gotta respect your ground game" ..."everybody can make a difference"...such a great set + interesting social commentary.
"It starts going after your friends and family"
"Why my pp hard"
Lol he really does have a good vocabulary.
Wilkine Brutus I like how he’s throwing in little jokes and references in his standup lol only a few people will get them
He studied finance during his university years, gotta use that degree i guess
“I don’t know the social etiquette in this situation” lol
i love that! bahhhahahahh 🤣
My state of mind anytime I leave the house or if someone comes over.
me in any situation
This is me all the time
I feel I may be able to help here. When a potential commuter elects to wear a train as an impromptu hat, it is your civic duty to take the piss out of them. Clearly, they have moved far beyond the normal boundaries of health & safety, mockery may well be your only tool to return them to normality.
In America, one man can stop the entire train line, because everyone can make a difference.
- - Ronny Chieng
I didn't enjoy the first half, then he made me laugh out with the Malaysia description and the punchline dropped my jaw. What a ride.
Yeah in Malaysia we don't like people like that 🤣🤣🤣
Damn really appreciate you spoiling such a great punchline
This is good one
@@reuk the East in general has much more communitarian values where personal restraint is embraced for the will of the people. People have more shame in delaying the train to begin with... But the West is individualist
"His need to get on the train exceeded his need to grip."
"grip things"
@Gabriel Santos ouch.
As a Malaysian, the train part is absolutely true. The train waits for no one and if you're caught, the riders on the train would definitely kick your ass for being selfish and slow hahaha!!
And THATS the only time probably Everybody will be united in kicking that fella's ass regardless of race or religion. HEHEHE
I am fully okay with people getting beat for stopping the train doors. It is so fucking selfish.
and that's the way it should be
i don't mind that, if you think you can fuck over 1000 people just because you don't want to wait 5min for the next train then you desserve get your ass kicked, self-centered ah
🤣🤣👍👍
“All I know is there is another train in 3 minutes.” LOL 😂
Lived in Brooklyn. This was the funniest line. There is not another train in 3 minutes. There never is. That cost-benefit analysis is real and everyone who's lived in NYC has done it dozens of times.
@@seanmyers5384Yeees. The next train is not at all a guarantee.
"In America, one man can stop the entire train line, because everyone can make a difference." don't let the jokes stop you from appreciating the build up to that one line of wisdom he left us.
its sarcastic in context, like too much civil liberties, so one person can cause a lot of trouble
Hollywood propaganda has brainwashed you into believing there's a Disney message in everything.
@@joseneaveiro2583 someone see this .
@@Fishball0423 i mean if you all watched the very end of the actual over hour long comedy i. The very end he said one black guy stopped the train to help him get to his wedding in time to help someone like him in need when he really needed to catch the train
😂😂😂yeah stop trains... And get everyone late
From Malaysia, can vouch for the system "goes after your family".
Hence Malaysia is so clean and safe compared to NYC. Their system doesn't tolerate dumb ass behavior.
Royal Zak not sure that was sarcasm or not. Because either way it did not sound good lol
@@royalzak2670 not sure, but I don't think you got the double entendre
@@LDK447 agree it was rude
lol
In America, one man can stop the entire train line. "Because everyone can make a difference."
Lol
So beautiful
Wow i gave you 69
That was the most wholesome punchline.
@@GRIMRAJ That sounded so bad somehow😂😂
As a New Yorker I can confirm I fought the train to go to school while watching this.
Do you guys even consider yourself apart from America?
The United States Of America absolutely. We're our own country.
Awsamazing Eden
Civil war 2
Humanitarian crisis boogaloo
Well, not only did I fight the train, but I did it while fighting pizza rat over a slice of the best pizza in the world at the same time.
@@gracieb.3054 HAND IT OVER RAT THAT'S A SLICE OF PIZZA FROM OLD MAN JERALD BEST PIZZA IN THE WORLD
Ronny Chieng: Andrew Yang's anger translator. Let's make it happen.
Great idea
I need this.
This needs 255 Million likes
yessssss
😂😂😂 yes!
That last punchline was golden. I was chuckling and smiling throughout but that last bit had me laughing.
“In the Malaysia the system will bring you down on your knees “ 😂😂
This guy is genius
"Total disregard to his limbs and appendages". "I don't need this point of articulation". Gold.
He did a benefit cost analysis in his head, and his need to get on that train. Out weighted hes need to grip things 😂😂
This guy's good.
Doing what?
@@cabronicusmaximuschingonic1062 Hmm Idk....what does it look like he's doing?
@@jimrustle643 woah jim rustle did he rustle your Jimmies
@Zues make me laugh if it's that easy
@@d9ngo121 lmao
"coz everyone can make a difference!" hahahahaha
epic
LOL I love his Asian perspective honestly. I lived in China and it is so much more about the whole than the individual in a lot of places there, he's right, bullshit like that would never fly you'd be so shamed by everyone else.
yes and no in japan.... live here and you will see all kinds
I was crying laughing from this special. One of the best I’ve ever seen.
you have seen only one special?
bigheadrhino , me too. It’s hilarious
@@krisersn3092 hey man everyone has different tastes
And everyone can make a difference
If you’re from NYC... You know this is 1000% accurate 😂🤣
Im in Msia, and YEP.. if you did that stunt on a train here.. you do get dragged. AND yep we walk over ye dead body and say THATS WHAT YOU GET and deliver a footbal kick to the face !
LOL
I’ve seen a man jump over the metal bars,sprint to the train and stuck his leg in between the doors. Yes he made it on
I've seen a guy try to drop kick the door... 😨
This man is a genius, he used a guy boarding a train to describe the disparity of social norms in countries
disparity of freedom...or different social norms?
oh yeah, the freedom to inconvenience over a 1000 people and screw up the train schedule and itinerary just because 1 selfich asshole doesn't wanna wait 5 min for the next train
How about just plain common courtesy ? That is lacking in a huge way.
@@stephen4763 Courtesy is relative. What passes as courteous in one culture may not be in another. Same goes for what is considered discourteous.
“Look I don’t know the social etiquette in this situation” 😂 There is none. It’s the dude trying to get on the train’s battle. Leave him alone, he on a learning curve.
Damn, this guy has it
The ability to NOT be funny? I agree. This guy has it.
@@cabronicusmaximuschingonic1062 na you just don't like funny. Dad jokes are probably more your thing.
Yootub Apesta quit hating
Not funny at all.
Oh look at the funny right here, the same three people going after every comment thread to say he isn't funny. Is this some new hobby of yours?
"In America one man can stop the entire train line because everyone can make a difference" 😂😂😂 this is epic!
His foreign, angry, lecturing tone of frustration is making me feel rightfully ashamed, and I'm not even American.
Don't be ashamed . This is just cultural shock , haha ..
Ashamed of what?
Having individual freedom?
You feel shame, because you're not american. Shame went extinct in America.
The United States Of America failing the marshmallow test as a nation.
from what I've seen New Yorkers have replaced their shame with anger & spite
Because everyone can make a difference is the greatest punchline in forever 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😁🤣
"You get brought to your knees by the system " 😭 the accuracy
Most hilarious line😂
Immediately fell in love with this dude.
He has good movement and speech.
I LOVE how he articulates every action. It's like listening to a very witty lecture.
This bit is really good. Especially when he call it back later in the end of the show. Gold!
You gotta watch the full show. The ending message Ronny gave was pure gold. "Using the freedom you have to help others who don't" !!
Can tell he's trained Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Those ground game references are way to specific to have not trained before
I think hes blue belt
Noice😂
"It starts going after your family." XD
Putty Strut
Freakin true tho... The amount of viral the story will get if it TRULY happens to someone. Damn !
Ronny chieng is such a classic comedian. Funny yet classy. Not many are like that. His look, jokes and set all classy funny. None of them comedian out there are cool except this guy right here.
"You got brought to your knee by the system". As a someone live in Malaysia i can understand.
"He won. The train tapped out" - Ronny Chieng
As a fellow Malaysian, I approve the train story. 😂
Too much freedom lmao
Never
@Anthony Lopez yep there is. So a pedophile can say he/she has the freedom to love minors? How about the freedom to kill anyone? Then again freedom is a lie. Youre never really free anyway - your "choices" are already made for you..
Over dose!!!!!
Hahahahha
This is such an intellectually comic sarcasm at a different level.. especially the part ‘when the establishment drags you and stamps over you’
becoz everyone can make a difference
😂
He closed with a powerful message tho.
Way to start a Christmas 🎄🎅🔔❄
Not disappointed one bit
fuck yess
are you kidding? this shit sucked ass
@Tin N dude you from new York
Congrats to Ronny for finally making it to Netflix
I want to hear more from Ronny's stand-ups! For some reason, his segments are always satisfying to watch
that middle finger when the train door closed 😂
“Full mount to omoplata is outta control” lmao that joke went over the crowd’s head but damn sounds like Ronny’s been training at Renzo Gracie’s NYC 👀
He trains train to ground bjj transitions
he snuck it in there for his fellow grapplers
When was the last time you saw one of Renzo's guys even try an omoplata? Ronnie's teacher is out of the West Coast.
I didn’t get it but was wondering what martial art he was referrring to, at least...
@@normantrombon BJJ
Man: 1
NYC Train: 0
Gotta love when an annoyed conductor will get on the speakers like "LET THE DOORS CLOSE. THERE IS ANOTHER TRAIN BEHIND THIS ONE." but no one listens because they're just saying there's another train but there might not be, and eventually even the people on the train start rooting against the door people and yelling at them too 😂😂
3:43 "you get brought to your knees by the system"
This is supposed to be a comedy show but man his lines are like quotes for you to ponder more
He’s actually smart and you can see it in his jokes.
This man said: "Everyone can make a difference." and the whole family just lost it! xD
EVERYONE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE!
Went there on vacation and got on NY original subway. We are cruising and A homeless man was jumping carts asking for money.
NidgeDFX that’s everyday life nyc homeless problems are about the same as it was in the 90s-80s
Just happened to me in Paria
I thought you were gonna say something odd or strange happened to you. That shit ain't noteworthy! We walk through train cars for lots of reasons including trying to find a car that ain't packed, or trying to find one with working A/C, or just trying to get away from a funky stinking bum 😂! But seeing a panhandler on a train is a daily fucking occurrence! You get used to it growing up in NYC.
Went on vacation, saw a homeless man on the train.
Wow, that's amazing.
@@BrooklynBeTheBoro facts
Dude is a professional. Skilled, funny and delivery.
You get brought to your knees by the system!
tbh I watched this in the background and found him only slightly amusing. just thought “well this is much better than when he’s angry screaming”. But the way he tied up this special left me stunned, and laughed the entire hour’s worth of laughs all at once. had to stick it out to the end for me to like him but I’m glad I did.
Yeah tbh clips of this special dont do it justice because of how he set up the jokes in the beginning and nailed it at the end. It's so much funnier when you know the whole joke
props to you; this comment made me go check out the special in full, and how it all comes around in the end is indeed quite awesome.
"Everyone can make a difference." Damn right.
Everyone can make a difference at the end got me he’s amazing lol
Big things are gonna happen for this guy in 2020.
I hope so, he has been trying for a decade. Not being sarcastic, I really do hope he gets big.
Yeah he'll get big if he blows the right dudes.
@@krisersn3092 How far would you go...for Evian water.
Too bad, big things happened for nobody in 2020
Covid 19 has entered the chat
This is so freaking TRUE of us NEW YORKERS. So HILARIOUS. LMFAO
“It goes after your family” 😂
An educated comedian is always a funny one to me, i lived in a thesaurus just to keep from saying basic shit.
Yet your vocabulary is still subpar
@@Anonymous-bh9om I was thinking the same.
@@Anonymous-bh9om You forgot to end your sentence with a period.
@@CHEVYSORCROWNS lol I'm not the one claiming to have lived in a thesaurus
@KREO CAPRICE Wow....that's not pretentious at all.
You ain't gonna amaze me with this , I'm from Bombay , Atleast you guys have doors in your train
That's funny. For real?? LMAO.
@@X-Fauve Yeah check this out
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This was once my daily hustle , Thank God those days are over now
at least u can hang on to the outside of the train 😪
Subway is like a metro, which metro train does not have closing doors?!
@@stormerthe2nd OMG I'm from Malaysia, You guys need to change government. I'm sorry, it's still funny.
This man knows his mma and bjj
His jokes is like his just telling you he's horrible experiences.
Welcome to stand up
You mean his jokes is like he is just telling you his horrible experiences? 🤦🏻♂️
That's called story telling one of the many different forms of stand up comedy.
I like how he somehow managed to enact being "brought to his knees by the system" without creasing his shoes
My cheeks hurt from laughing too much 😂
Why oh why do I always watch these at night when Im supposed to be QUIET???
The doors on the train don't close hard! And when you gotta be someplace important you ain't about to wait 7 minutes for the next train 🤣!
In my city people will straight up push you off the train if try to hold the doors open, there's already 1300 people on a train rated for 800. if the guard see's you he's going delay the train. So bam Spartan kick's and shoulders.
It's like zombie apocalypse, You're putting the whole group at risk, it's too dangerous. We've gotta leave you behind.
"idk if I'm supposed to help you or if we're both gonna get arrested" 😂
Googles algorithms is crazy I just watched “crazy rich Asians “ with him in it lol
And now its on my TH-cam feed lol
They're just watching you...
flclub54
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* locks windows
* locks front door
* locks back door
* locks my dog’s kennel door
* turns off tv
* burns phone
* digs tunnel under house
* lives amongst the mole people for now on
4:04
"In America one man can stop an entire train line"
Is that a Spider Man Reference?
THE LAST LINE HAS ME HOLLERING LMAOOOO but it's true thooo we can all make a difference in this world
About a month ago. Was bored..browsing Netflix. I come across his special, and just nonchalantly clicked it to see if he was funny or not...
Well...little did I know what the next hour of my life would entail!! Wow! One of the funniest and most entertaining specials I’ve seen in a long time!!
Ronnie is amazing. His jokes are super clever and witty and his delivery and timing is perfect! Truly world class! I see a very very successful career ahead for this guy. Definitely one of my new favorite comedians. Very excited to watch him get better and better at his craft!
He is good, he avoided all the racial baiting topic. He will be great with time
Stève SIKATI
lol
You haven’t seen all his material I think
Malaysian & a proud fan of Ronny 🙌🏻
Full mount to omoplata tap out 🤣😂 haha this guy got it and possibly trains bjj a little
@Faizaan Naseem maybe he trains with the Diaz Bros. Sounds like some shit they'd do.
I know right. Dude got my attention from that one line
This set was like a intellectual barometer, lots of random facts and references
I’ve Seen It All, Feet In-between The Doors, Fingers Tryna Open It, People Ended Up Subway Surfing Since The Doors Closed, Hell I’ve Seen Someone Put There Head In The Door, Then The Conductors Gotta Go “STAND CLEAR!” “STAND CLEAR OF THE DOORS!” “PLEASE STOP HOLDING THE DOORS IN THE FRONT OF THE TRAIN” etc etc
LMAO
@bigjayking24 LOL one person can make a difference.
So nice to see a handsome, well groomed, well dressed entertainer 😍
In the Philippines, train doors remain open. Even when moving. 😂✌️
Wait what?!😇🤣😮omg 😂
OMG YES! True story, I fell out of it once. So I guess it's still like that today, haha!
hmmm Cost Saving features I guess... allowing the last min Train Jumpers in. LOL
In Australia everyone gets out of the train, lifts the train up, then asks the person what are they doing down there on the tracks. That person then apologises and goes to hospital. It makes the news. It is like an exciting time. People then debate about changing the stations with a lot of, 'yeah', 'naahs'. Eventually that sounds like too much work and everyone goes back to work. We then add an extra lane to the Freeway.
This man is a trip, killing it ya hear me!
Wow so creative!!! I love it!!! Smiling and laughing entire time!!! Thank u! Omg part about he stuck his head in ROFL u said out loud NOOOOO!!!!
Certified Platinum!!!!!
This is brilliant 🔥 ! I don’t know how many times I keep re-watching it and giggling away to glory 😂
This special was great. I would love to see him live.
"There's another train in 3 minutes!" LMAO! Only in the US (maybe? -Been to Tokyo and London but never saw THIS!) Thank you for your very concise and insightful humor!
This dude is great 😂😂
Such a genious way to express humor and ethical isssues
love the way karma hit him running toward the closing train to JFK for his wedding.
This guy's a comedy genius
So happy he's identifying with the Malaysian trains. And he's pretty spot on about the system.... Lol!
Bro we gangster out here dawg that fucking train not leaving without me
🤣🤣🤣
He's really funny!
That last line! Talk about clever writing there.
You've never been to Argentina. If you're in the train station, you will see people stopping the doors WITH THEIR ENTIRE BODY just so other people can get in. Solidarity always🇦🇷 😂
Quite the opposite in Malaysia where people inside will kick you out for the disturbing behaviour 🤣🤣. Or the security can shoot you with tranquilizer from distance. And then we all together will laugh at you for being stupid. 🤣🤣
OMG his delivery style is awesome
HE SAID IT! AMERICA IS TOO FREE !
Nah we are too entitled and think we can be late and make the train stop and wait for us like a bunch of jerks
@ @c4p0ne I do it just to fuck with everyone...
That's not it, you gotta watch his full show. He's got a powerful closing message for all Americans.
From Malaysia. We even have ghost trains. The display will Tell the train will reach in 1 min ..59.58.2...1 second then the next train 30 min... It moves so fast that I didn't even saw it reaching and leaving the platform
Haven't laughed that hard in a while.