What was your 'is this b*tch serious' moment?
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When some people are being awfully loud in a movie theater, holding conversations at full volume, I sometimes butt into their conversation, ruin it and then resume watching the movie with that sweet silence.
Notice how basically all of these are female
Hahaha
Ah yes.. its more great that u have the braveness to talk to them.. i wont even talk to my local store near me.. who has known my family before i was even born
Username 606 GENIUS
Mahir stfu
My sister refuses to walk and feed the dog when I'm not around for long work hours, because "it's not my responsibility" yet expects me to take care of her cats, clean the kitchen, and do the rest of her chores because "I didn't feel like it"
Tell her it's not your responsibility
If I were you, I wouldn't even touch her chores and let thing go disarray
Been there with a housemate. I hope you can find a way to avoid enabling her behaviour without the cats being neglected.
Weaponized Thiccness Notice how basically all of these are female
@@reeck771 yeah we get it can you stop?
A girl told me it was offensive to refer to someone as “a bisexual.” Almost everything she said to me was said with an attitude of “Listen, I just had my first year at college so I kind of know everything now.”
Ma'am that's actually very offensive to bisexuals
@@honedaychannel not really..im a bisexual dude and idgaf if someone refers to me a bisexual
@@gamershadow8 oh wrong thing
Notice how basically all of these are female
@@honedaychannel That's like saying it's offensive to refer to someone as homosexual or heterosexual tho?
I'm legit confuse how it's offensive, considering making clear someone sexuality will help in gaining partner or stop someone for pursuing an impossible relationship.
"She said it's a thing she does without even thinking " so the same way she lives her whole life xD
The fact that she said that sentence probably means she's not tourettes too....
Then she needs to *think* and actually shut up.
Anna Jansen Notice how basically all of these are female
Girl in my class: i cant say *yellow, look, ye-yo, see?
Alexander Welsh Welsh I had a girl like that
Regarding the nanny, I would have walked off with the child, then called the police to report it as abandoned.
You would not get away with that
@@youreallysuck2405 the child was litterally abandoned though
You open yourself to a kidnapping charge. Would not recommend but understand.
@@prozzak1 how about just call the cops that a woman letf her baby in the park and walked away?
That is not smart you can stand with the child without moving, but what if they baby sitter comes back and sees the kid isnt where she left it? Try explaining to the cops why you tried to take the child from his sitter? And the child might resist you and kick and scream and you cant even say its your kid cuz its not.
Proceeds to hide behind her husband
Hensley Jb Notice how basically all of these are female
@Eli Koger considering the sub name, i wouldn't expect many males...
Alluka •o•
@@pika4790 😯
@@reeck771 not to be rude or anything bu ut Do you have a problem with that?
"aw, we can't make the food because we don't have a 1/2 measuring cup"
we had a 1/4 measuring cup, just use two of those.
I know, sets of measuring cups seem so cluttery to me. An 8-oz cup scored by the ounce will work easily for any measure from an ounce to a quart.
Also, just the notion that everything **must** be done exactly per the recipe. Especially if you're cooking (vs baking), it's okay to not be 100% precise
But we only have one!
Please tell me the guy who lost 50% of his income left that stupid ass team
For real! I would've reported it to the higher supervisor first. There's always someone above them.
They probably didn't have much choice, it looks like it was around the time he really needed money and it would've been very difficult to find a new job.
"Keep that same energy when I stop this bike fam" 😂
🤣
PurpleLionRs Notice how basically all of these are female
Mahir notice how that’s literally irrelevant
@@addy8632
Us guys and girls all have our own weird things we do on society. Men and women complain about things in different ways, in this case in this video, it seems a lot of women are often snappy.
@@reeck771 stop posting the same comment
if anyone wondering about the steak tartare.. that dish is literally raw meat with usually a raw egg on top.
Don’t people get sick from eating raw meat
@@motherofallomelets381 not if the meat was meant to be raw. Dont just go to a store buy raw chicken or something and eat it, there are specific brands that sell eatable raw meat
@@motherofallomelets381 it's just dangerous in countries like the us and very poor countries. The way your meat industries work is unbelieveable. I could eat raw meat (mean to be cooked), and nothing will happen 99,99% of the time. Damn, just ask for some standards from your gouvernment. Healthy animals don't contain a lot af bacterias and germs, don't you wonder sometimes where all those bacterias come from ?
The guy above me is a simp ! Depends on the meat. Raw chicken? Yea you’ll most likely get sick. But beef is different, that’s why you can cook it any way you’d like. You’d never be able to order a medium rare chicken lol.
The meat is very high quality, and fresh (or should be anyhow) and there is some kind of acid, a vinegar or citrus juice in the marinade to chemically "cook" off any bad bacteria or other fauna. Tartare is fucking delicious
When someone jumps into an argument, not knowing anything about the situation, & tries to be a peacemaker. Even though you are in right & should be mad. Saying shit like: "everyone calm down"..
Edit: People are taking my comment out of context & using irrational examples such as murder.
- Ex: Let's say you have been bullied by this person & no one steps up for you so you do it yourself. You are in right to be mad & stand up for yourself. You coming in & saying "calm down" isn't help & is essentially gaslighting the victim.
I hate that shit so much. It's almost like they're trying to gaslight the victim
YES.
Being mad doesn't resolve the issue(s). Angry hijacks reason and leads to more problems than it solves.
Andi Ward - I agree. Being angry isn't always the way to go but if they're not going to positively contribute to the argument, they should mind their business instead of being another factor of ammunition to a situation that has nothing to do with them.
Just because you have the right to be mad doesn't mean that you should be. Any situation can be improved by people not being mad. Maybe you should actually listen to these people instead of holding onto your anger.
When my ex told me she didnt want me spending the night at her place because she didnt want her dogs thinking that she was showing me more attention then them......yes i kid u not
PGX/CGC to CBCS Conversion Notice how basically all of these are female
Good thing she is your ex...bullet dodged :-)
Bruh!
I mean. I’d do the same thing. I have done it before. Not the same situation but my ex asked me to stay the night but I ended up leaving f early because I miss my dogs, and dogs do have feelings.
Mahir Why tf are you in every reply? We get it, it was fine the first time but now it’s just annoying as hell-
“Seconds are smaller than meters” who tf did u go to high school with Einstein???
Also a centimeter is smaller than an hour
Seconds are a division of angles.
It is known that idiots are smarter than dead people
SAFE HOUSE Notice how basically all of these are female
@@reeck771
Hey man, I know they're mostly women complaining, but as a man myself, I gotta say that we guys can get crazy too, even if not as often or in a different way. Just saying, we can't generalize all women... that said, girl are still complicated.
Every time I'm sad, mad, scared, or tired my mom takes personal offence (I have resting bitch face), yells at me for it, gaslights me about passed events (specifically ones that made me start/revert back to cutting), then wonders why I am depressed and tries to blame it on literally anyone/anything other than herself.
Wolf heart 👀🙏🏻🙏🏻
That's fucked up
Same. Humiliates me and completely disregards my feelings in front of guests and then goes: why do you never come out of your room and talk to the guests?
"If you trust God, take off your mask" --- I trust that God has already given me common sense and I try to use it. This includes wearing a mask.
If god created everything, he's responsible for masks right?
Dear lord, today i give thanks for masks and medical professionals.
I'd keep my mask on
As a Christian this people is dumb! You must follow rules and be have prudence in what you do. (this doesn't happen in my country tho, people isn't that dumb in here)
Jesus said to the devil do not put the lord God to the test,what that means in layman's terms;don't intentionally put yourself in harm's way and expect God to save you,cause he will let you fall flat on your face,have faith in God,that's what he wants,but he also wants you to make good decisions to take care of yourself
There isn't such a big mask thing in the UK except I think people wear them if they are working in food. I've worked at a cheese factory and there was no mandatory mask rule. I'm not sure when I'm back at the bottled water plant. I will probably be wearing one on the canning line although I obviously know to not sneeze over open cans!
I had a friend who was oddly possessive of her bf and insecure about me being around him. For a convention trip we were both planning to cosplay as two characters from a comic we liked alot but she didn't approve saying she didn't want people at the con thinking we were a couple. I got mad about it because I already had my costume but I decided to respect it and went in a different one. He still wore his intended costume so in short, we were both these serial killer characters with their own seperate stories and backgrounds. At the meetup location we were the first two there and I was in the middle of putting fake blood on my face and he asked to borrow some. His girlfriend came to the location and was visibly annoyed we were both wearing fake blood. She proceeded to keep away from the rest of the group with him for the majority of the con.
We had other incidents with her being insecure about me and her bf being friends, but that was the biggest "Is this b*tch serious" moment she had. To top it off, they both knew I'm a lesbian, therefore I was IN NO WAY going to have bad intentions with the bf or whatever.
Wow she is sooooooo insecure.
Plot twist, she was worried you would come onto _her_
@@tOSdude you know? I never thought about it that way before.
But back then, he was visibly weirded outed whenever she seemed to flirt with me while us 3 would sit together in the same group. I mafe it clear when I came out to him I had no intentions with her (Frankly for respect of him obviously, as well as she just wasn't my type.) And he understood fully, it was her actions making him uncomfortable though since she's bi and it was making him feel insecure in the relationship. She did him dirty later down the line and on top of the clingy controlling character she was giving off he broke it off with her and she kinda blamed me for it.
Girl was weird but I never really considered her focus was on me and not always him. I just didn't fully understand the nonsense of all of it.
When my teacher started assigning work because "She didn't want us to be bored".
*bruh moment*
“I use boredom to defeat the boredom
When I was about 8 there was this other girl that would hit me when my back was turned. Since I didn't see her doing it (she had her friends with her usually), if I reported her the teacher would tell me to stop tattling. (This was before zero tolerance policies on bullying... I was told to ignore it)
One day I was seriously holding myself back, clinched fist and everything and she asks me "You hate me don't you?" I of coarse said "Yes." Well she turned around and said, "Then you're a racist!" and I was so taken back by this the only thing I could think of was "No, you're a racist!" Then she gave me this golden turd of child stupidity that I remember to this day, "I can't be racist, I'm black but you're white and you hate me so you're racist."
Dang!
This bish🤡🙈🤚
She was sadly mistaken. Anyone can be racist. There are actually ppl out there who even call black ppl white supremacists. So go figure.
But I still say anyone can be a racist. Nobody gets a pass.
Welcome to the Democrat's poo hole!!
When some 26 year old told me to “respect my elders” for reference I’m 18.
lmao
Tell them "respect is earned"
mahir isn't here yet
Bruh my brother’s 24 LMAO and Im 19
When you are literally sketching/drawing in your book, and someone comes over, looks, then asks "Oh did you draw that?" I mean...???
*Edit*
I feel like i should probably clarify something. Actually, it's not entirely wrong for someone to be asking if "You draw this/that?" towards you. That's perfectly fine. Somebody might just want to make sure it's actually your own work. I guess what i am mostly referring to are people who ask you that question, when its REALLY obvious that you are right in front of them , sketching BY YOUR OWN HAND.
Me, looking at my hand in horror, "OH NO FUCK IT'S ALIVE!"
Fr like "No did you draw it?" 💀
@@ikillbigotswithglee2977 I swear I saw that in a movie or tv scene somewhere
Or
"CAN YOU DRAW ME!?!"
No. I will not.
Lol tell them jesus took the wheel, you're just the medium lmao
Got in a fight with some girl at the playground. We saw each other again the next day, shook hands and both apologized. We were having a nice little chat until her mother came storming at me (a 10-year-old, back then) and started shouting profanities at me and telling me I need to "back the fuck off from her little girl". Even the girl was staring at her mom like 'is this b*tch serious'.
A coworker rage quit because the general manager wouldn't write me up. Sometimes the trash takes itself out, yeah?
when my classmate, in a very serious voice asked "Is Obama also the president of Canada?"
Prof we have failed our kids by failing the school system
Oh no.....
@@katherinkeegan8601 public education at its finest
I’m Canadian and even I have heard that dreaded, horrible, repulsing question
Soon…
"I wanted to cave in the Italian leather handbag she called a face."
@slimeonlyB is a quote from the video
You could say she sat on her face
I gotta write that down
Don’t reply to anyone saying “wanna be friends?”
It’s supposedly a scam of some sort that somehow will subscribe you to various youtube channels.
Wanna be friends
@@anakinskywalker7208 no because you filed a trip 1
Wanna be friends????????????????????
Oh....no wonder I’ve never gotten friends online
They are supposedly able to steal info so be extra careful
Went to Walmart. Accidently forgot my wallet in the car. Didn't know that until I was needing to checkout. Asked an employee to watch my stuff while I went out to get it. I was sort of in a hurry by this point. I am also not wearing a mask because where I live, you're lucky if you can find them... and Corona isn't a big deal here yet (if it will ever be, it's sort of a semi-rural community).
On my way back to the store, a woman is in the parking lot with her mask on, walking towards the store. She's somewhat elderly, so I get it. She's about 20 feet in front of me. She stops in the middle of the road to tell a guy walking out (more than 6 feet away from her) "Don't sneeze, don't breathe" and point at him. He has no mask on and keeps moving while giving her a weird look. I keep walking because, hey, she's still 15 feet ahead of me.
She stays stopped in the middle of the road, looking around her. She spots me behind her and points at me, "don't sneeze, don't breathe". I ignore her, 'cause obviously she's sort of "not right in the head", but I'm still more than 6 feet away from her. At about 8-10 feet away from her (she's still just standing still in the middle of the road), she loses her marbles. She is blocking foot traffic at this point, and I had been ignoring her as it appeared she was going to try to start a conversation with me as "don't sneeze, don't breathe" was I guess the initial way she was going to talk and she had started another sentence before losing her marbles.
Anyway, at about 8 feet she yells at me, "get away!" and starts hopping backwards and further out of the way trying to get further than 15 feet away while cursing me out.
She's calling me a jerk and inconsiderate and trying to go on and on about how she's immune compromised and I need to stay more than 6 feet away from her. I just keep walking and ignore her. Because... if she hadn't stopped in the middle of the road to try to engage people in conversation and block foot traffic, she'd have remained 20 feet in front of me. But, her desire to stop put her within 8 feet of me... and I'm sorry, but I'm not going to stop or change direction or whatever just to avoid a moron who doesn't know "keep moving".
As I was leaving, I saw her inside the store, surrounded by people less than 3 feet away from her, with few of them having masks on, and she wasn't losing her marbles there.
People like that should be put in mental institutions. They are clearly incapable of taking care of themselves.
May I ask with regards to masks are there not people popping up selling cloth masks? I'm asking cause I'm curious on how people in other countries are reacting during the pandemic.
Like in South Africa it is mandatory to wear a mask in public and since the start of the Lockdown many people have taken the opportunity to start making and selling cloth masks.
@@UnicornBeeches Certain places in the US, it's mandatory to have masks out and about in public. Where I live is sort of a low population rural community where it doesn't matter all that much (population 10,000 people at most).
There aren't people selling cloth masks here yet, but the epidemic essentially missed us 'cause we were smart about dealing with it.
Everyone was told to stay home and go nowhere they didn't need to be. Everyone complied for two months. If people were sick with anything at any point, they were told to stay home and see the doctor no matter what. Didn't matter if you had an ear infection or your allergies bothering you increased your temp to a fever. Most businesses were closed basically immediately and went to "curbside service" after the first two weeks. In the first 3 days of shutdown, we set about getting everyone able to work from home possible.
Now, there's a lot of people NOT doing what they're supposed to (we have a lot of people from out of state here right now 'cause they want to go on vacation and do fishing... but they're jackasses who should be at home!).
For the last 3 months, we had less than 40 cases of COVID in the area. In the last month, with everyone traveling in from out of state or out of town like jerks... we're up over 100 cases.
Masks really are great to have, but they're not really necessary so long as everyone is remaining in quarantine like they're supposed to. Go to the store when you absolutely have to. Go to work if you absolutely have to. Stay home once you're there. Don't invite people over and don't go visit friends or family. Get a haircut if you absolutely must, but avoid it if possible so you don't endanger others. Visit the doctor if you're running a fever at all and get tested.
The major issue we're having is that people are thinking, "Oh, as long as we wear masks and gloves, we're safe!" when that's not the case at all. These things REDUCE risk but do not ELIMINATE risk. Especially if you are not disinfecting masks and swapping gloves every few hours or after every use. So, people are out and about infecting others just because they think, "oh, if I wear a mask, I'm 100% safe now!".
People need to just stay the hell home.
My earliest memory of having such a moment was in 3rd grade. However far into the school year this incident happened was more than enough to notice this girl who never tried to pay attention in class. The other classmates didn't like her because of it, so they on purposely grouped among each other when it came to completing worksheets after reading "Ms. Rumphius" as a class. We were expected to reread the book in pairs and answer the worksheets afterwards. Because I ended up having to be paired with that girl, I was already pissed off but I tried to get tough with her to let her know that she needed to take it seriously. After advising her to take turns reading the book, that's when she told me that she didn't know how to read. I was so pissed off that I went to tell my teacher in hopes she would give off a reaction because not being able to read in 3rd grade isn't normal. All my teacher said was "good you can read the book to her," and walked away. I don't know if she was too stressed to notice the problem, but I didn't get anything accomplished during that moment because I wasted all that time trying to reread the whole book to the girl and she still wouldn't pay attention either. I still don't get how my teacher expected that girl to answer her worksheet.
That's terrible. That teacher failed both of you
@@smarti1809 The sad thing about the girl is that her parents most likely didn't have time to help her out with homework because they were workaholics. Her big sister also didn't try to pay attention while she was in the same 5th grade class with my big sister. It got worse in their case when they transferred schools in the middle of the year. Their parents probably got frequent job transfers because I noticed in my old yearbooks that they weren't always students at my school.
I used to wonder how ppl got thru 12 yrs school w/o learning to read, & I found out in a similar fashion. 9th grade, beautiful popular girl, teacher asks her to read, she couldn't make it thru 1 paragraph. She could barely stumble thru "misunderstanding". He just assigned the paragraph to someone else & I figured she'd marry rich.
That one about the coworker saying the guy wasn’t part of the “real team” is infuriating
I was working as a cart pusher at Walmart. I was bringing in a whole train of 20 carts. A woman saw me coming in and stepped aside. As I passed by, I heard her give me that condescending/sarcastic "you're welcome..."
All I could think was "wait, what? Did she really expect me to THANK her for moving out of the way of 1000 lbs of steel? Common sense? That's like expecting me to thank her for stopping at a red light."
I'd thank a woman like that to stop at a red light. It's probably a rare occurrence for her.
75% of the time it's a woman who says shit like that.
Had someone in my class when we were 14 shocked after she found out Japan was not located in China. 🤦♀️
My friend said "he are".
She was 13...
What the
i have lemonade
fuck?
Why the
@@urischic1668 hell?
The time my aunt started an argument over food stamps and milk which resulted in us cussing each other out, throwing things and using her infant son as a human shield while threatening me with a knife.
Yeah, I don't even go around her anymore.
Food stamps? Get your crap together asap...
@@catwoman2596 They we're her food stamps not mine. I was a teen when this happened and didn't know how they worked because I never used them, part of why the argument happened to begin with.
That escalated quickly.
One of my favorite memories is from Walmart, I was overnight maintenance and saw a customer being extremely rude to the cashier and greeters both as I was sweeping in that area. I told the customer to quit being a bitch and go home… everyone thought I’d get fired for that… 2 years later I left for a better job
We're aloud to play music on the sound system while working at a full service gas station, playing rock/metal most of the time. So this lady pulls up with her mother, gets hooked up. So you see the mother exit the car and look for a worker to talk too. In the nicest voice and a smile to match she says " excuse me ? Can you turn that shit down ?!" I was taken away lol I say "umm, sure" then see her go the another employee and say the same thing.
We just went inside and laughed at her. Lmao lady your here for 4-5 minutes, im here for 8 hrs. Let me play my music
Told to me by my dad: my mom woke up one night and procedes to wake my dad up to let him know how hurt and mad she was at him for showering with another woman in her dream.
My dad: "well was I at least havibg fun."
My dad is awesome.
LOOOOOL
I hate people like that.
No offense to your mom or anything, but it’s a damn dream, not real life.
Yeah, sure, you can make the excuse that no one knows that they’re dreaming most of the time, but still.
@@beastmaster0934 Why would you even say no offense man c'mon she deserves it
Happened in a sitcom called Friday Night Dinner.
@@drive9395 yes because in the 1990s we in 'murica had access to British television.... Oh wait.... That show came out in the 2010s? I mean he did use the time machine we had that one time....
I once got chewed out for saying, "I'm sorry". I didn't use any sas, disrespect, or sarcasm. I genuinely ment it
She wanted a slice of my fricking cake
Was drawing Undertale characters on a bus. Mother next to me started telling me that I was drawing satanic imagery. I couldn’t believe this bish.
ugh why am I even surprised
Username checks out.
@@thorodinson292 Lol yeah. XD
Tell her to duck off 😂
Tell her to duck off 😂
Just earlier today. I hate camping. Absolutely hate it. My parents love it though, so we did it for many years. Earlier today we talked about this, and I remembered how I complained a lot during summer vacations. My mom looked up, and said:"Oh. I dont remember any complaints. Did you really hate it that much?" Seriously? Who the fuck did I actually talk to then? The bugs? The trees?
Had an incredibly lazy co-worker that was famous in the office for staring out the window. We think they kept him for tax reasons because a mild disability (something with back and not being able to lift more than a certain weight) of his meant reduced taxes for them. He was incredibly lazy and also kind of a dumbass. He was also totally shameless in his laziness sometimes.
Got assigned to customer service with him and we were loaded with work. I had exams I had to take so I had to take a week off, at which point the department lead said one of the other two would have to take over my late shift and they need to discuss it between them how they handle it, suggesting they either split it or one of them can owe the other a week taking over their late shift. (as would I)
This dude legit sat there maybe 3 seconds, turned around to face the other worker, then without ANY sarcasm and being completely serious, said: "What if you take over his shift for next week, and then my week after that too?"
I have no idea what went on in his head there but he somehow seemed to think this was a fair suggestion. He offered nothing and took everything. It was INCREDIBLE to watch this guy's mind "work" sometimes. I struggled to hold back a laugh when he said it. Admittedly, now working somewhere else, I sometimes miss the guy because despite what absolute dead weight he was as a co-worker, it was extremely entertaining to watch his strange, shameless and nonsensical excuses to get out of work.
I had to go to my friends youth group one time. The pastor basically went on a speech on why dating is wrong and said that you shouldn't even talk to the opposite sex unless your interested in dating them. The whole time i was like is this clown serious?
Had a sinallar expeirence. Its a shame. Youth Group can be so fun.
In my culture, we eat with our right hands directly, so we have kettles/jugs/whole barrels of water to wash our hands for during public/open-air/yard wedding receptions, if not sinks or pipes. This one wedding I attended to as a guest, I had just finished eating so I got to one plastic kettle to wash my own hand. Suddenly, a lady intercepted me midway and held out her own hand right in front of me for me to wash, while she simultaneously was... animatedly talking to her companion beside her. She didn't even look at me. So I washed her hand for her until she's finished and she walked away without even acknowledging me. Of course I mumbled to myself and started to wash my own hand... and... surprise! The kettle's water was* now completely gone. I washed her hand for her with the last remaining water in the kettle... So I had to go look for another one to wash my own hand. This sometimes happens to busy/packed receptions - that the water for handwashing needs to be refilled often and sometimes there are more empty containers than refilled ones. I felt like an idiot.
(Edit: Changed is to was*)
OlyMolly Notice how basically all of these are female
Wait, you washed their hand? That sounds odd to me, washing someone else's hand. Is that a normal thing?
@@feykro4152 she pour the water with her left hand to wash her right hand, but, this person came to wash their hands with the pouring water.
Mahir stfu
What?
These are girls who are told they can do whatever they want and grew up as Karens.
GOD helps those who help themselves wear the mask.
I definitely recommend putting a darker screen transition between each post. The flash of rainbow light is kind of annoying, because me and most likely others are watching later at night and it is kind of bright. Love the videos.
Everyone I know has THE DREAM at least once when they’ve met someone there truly in love with. Most don’t end up beating up their partner after the green but almost all are pretty mad at them for a little bit.
I once had a dream where my husband spanked our baby for crying--something he would NEVER have done--and when I woke up, I was so enraged I was trembling and had to MAKE myself not hit him! Even though I knew it was just a dream, I had to consciously keep my hands at my sides, but I seriously wanted to beat the crap out of him for a while there!
@@Chanteuse66 I once dreamed my brother gave me a box of spiders for my birthday. I woke up knew it was a dream, knew it wasn't my birthday and had to fight the urge to hit him. Was mad all day at him knowing he was innocent.
@@Chanteuse66 that's really unreasonable
This has happened to me with my now ex
got one here
so a few weeks before mandatory quarantine a few schools closed down because teachers got CV, now my crush had a brother in one of the schools that closed down, so she got quarantined also (i was still in school) and one day after computer science class, she DMed me to tell the teaxher that she is doing the work, not a normal DM, i am talking like full on spam, 80 messsages saying " **my name** GO TELL THE TEACHER THAT I AN DOING THE WORK" so i emailed the teacher as the school day already ended and i sent a screenshot of the email to her, instead of sayin thank you or something, she fukin told me to delete the email becuase i used the sentence ' **her name** told ME that she is doing the work' now this bish is telling me to unsend an email just becuase i said 'she told me' atleast i sent the email unlike all of your 'friends'
stopped having a crush on her after that
Honey, you deserve better
Nla Daylight Notice how basically all of these are female
Mahir why are you going around replying this to pretty much every single comment?
Dragon Ed because this is a is the bish serious (bish is a term for female)
I remember having a very angry teacher who kept on yelling at me for going to my locker 6 minutes before first period(5 to 10 minutes before first period is locker break). She shouted at me that I should put my backpack in my locker during locker break.
I was working the register at Walmart and in comes this old man with a cart of 25 bananas he wanted scanned and purchased individually. He comes in at the end of every month to do the same thing but that day he was especially talkative and was complaining about “Everyone being in such a hurry.” It was Black Friday.
ApocnVenni Notice how basically all of these are female
@@reeck771 It's so odd that you keep commenting this, even when this comment is about a man. The prompt "is this bitch serious" invites stories about Karens. I will supply ample "is this d*ck serious" if you would like. I have nearly twenty years of customer service.
I had a man wait in line for several minutes to complain that our drink machine was broken. I had seen him at the drink machine, lifting the "sorry it's broken" sign. He was pissed when I pointed out the sign. I had two men shout out each other and threaten to beat each other up because one put his stuff down at the register and went to get a bottle of coke from a nearby cooler, and the second man stepped up and shoved his items into my hands to try to cut in queue. I had a man struggling with a self checkout shout at me when I tried to help him and he threatened to get me fired. I had a man grope my leg just below my butt when I was on a ladder, and then ask where something was like he did nothing weird. I had a man tug my hair to get my attention. Note, where I live, we do not touch strangers willy nilly, even a tap on the shoulder is weird, but not offensive, and no other men have ever touched me to get my attention at work in twenty years. Were these dumbasses serious? I had a man get pissed off because we only have multi-packs of bar soap, and he wanted our whole selection available in single bars for him to pick from, so when I was busy he tore open a big pack and stole a single bar. We had a man who would come in every month to return a pair of boots that he destroyed while working at a farm, he'd bring them back to the store covered in manure and make a scene until management gave him a new pair. There was the guy who walked around the store talking to himself and scaring customers, I saw him running after another guy shouting his political beliefs at him. We had to call the police on a man who tried to return a computer we didn't carry in our stores without a receipt, and he stood there and shouted at the manager that he needed the money.
I have stories about women too, but you made me think of all the men who made me think "is this jerk serious?"
@@annana6098 dude is seriously triggered about woman
@@MaddCrazyMee yeah, I didn't think anything of it the first time, but he replied the same thing over and over. Honestly, I just deal with a larger percent of female customers, because when men and women are in a couple, the women tend to shop for both of them, and more often.
@@reeck771 *Who cares?*
12:29 it sounds like he says “ mein kampf “
El Tercero He has a name
Well, iirc "mein kampf" translates as "my struggle" so it wouldn't be too inaccurate. Bit of an unfortunate association though.
A woman asked me if my parents vaccinated me, I told her yes and she just said “I see, don’t worry, you’re almost 18 (high school) so you won’t have to deal with abuse for much longer,” and I just stared at her for a solid 30 seconds with the “Is this bitch serious?” look before she asked me why I was staring at her and I asked “Do you have kids?” She told me “Unfortunately no, my son passed away last week,” and then I asked “Was he vaccinated?” She said no and I laughed before telling her “Yeah that’s probably why he died,”
Ngl that’s a bit of a dick move but it was also well deserved
That definitely happened
@@eftichismalandrakis how is that not believable lmao, i bet you say that abt literally any story
I hate to say this, but my grandma from my late mom's side.
You'd think that having a relative that was born in the late 40s would have known about the segregation. And yet, she STILL doesn't know why they're protesting and why Black Lives Matter movement is still happening. I tried telling her about the segregation and the Jim Crow laws, but I'm guessing she fell asleep during U.S. History.
Maybe she remembers how bad it used to be and thinks things are better now.
Christina Littleton Notice how basically all of these are female
@@reeck771 we found the incel
At 38N degrees latitude, one Second equals 101 feet, so it's definitely more than a metre
my mom once signed me up for a private school in a town pretty far from where i live
we were discussing ways i could get there every day with it being a pretty fair distance i would have to travel every day, and at one point my mom suggested i "walk" there every day, keep in mind it was around 32 miles away, so theres no plausable way i would actually be able to walk to and from there every day, but my mom seemed genuinely serious about it
i genuinely think my mom has started going senile in the past few years
Well to be fair u have to remember that our parents used to walk miles to school, uphill both ways, even in the snow, barefoot. And THEY were thankful!
Chicken fried steak is awesome!
It's not traditional or very popular where I live but we usually use a cheap full cut of steak and bread it, white gravy, and mashed potatoes instead of grits.
I'd love to try some good, authentic grits, you can find them here but they're never very good. I should try making my own
What is white gravy?
@@GinkgoBalboa142 "Cream gravy is the gravy typically used in biscuits and gravy and chicken-fried steak. It is a variety of gravy that starts with the roux being made of meat and or meat drippings and flour. Milk is added and thickened by the roux; once prepared, black pepper and bits of mild sausage or chicken liver are sometimes added. Besides cream and sawmill gravy, common names include country gravy, white gravy, milk gravy, and sausage gravy."
Further reading
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravy
@@karaoconnoraliasraidra Thank you X3
Ok...that chicken fried steak one😂though it is understandable how it could be confusing to somebody.
And did somebody help that poor child that was being beaten up by his mom?!?!!!!
It offends me to the core that a Texan restaurant messed up a chicken fried steak. We have to kick them out of the Texas club.
Because it's COUNTRY FRIED STEAK
Women: demands something
Man: says no
Women: *shocked pikachu face*
Minute Long Memes Notice how basically all of these are female
@@reeck771 that's kinda sexist
@@reeck771 we know stop saying this over 5 times
@@reeck771 *Who cares?*
Was having a yard sale a few weeks back. This lady, a neighbor I have NEVER seen, grabs a fan and walks over to her house with it. She came back and paid, but wtf?
Everytime someone tells me a cheeseburger with no cheese isn’t a hamburger
Maya Thompson Notice how basically all of these are female
@@reeck771 your sure are triggered about woman there dude
Mahir dude, you say the same thing in every reply section( or whatever it’s called)
@@reeck771 th-cam.com/video/GhJ043zp8hI/w-d-xo.html
@@reeck771 Jesus you are so obsessed with women
I’ve worked fitting rooms at Spirit for a few years. I could tell many stories of disgusting and entitled customers but the one thing I will say is there is a special place in hell for those who open the costumes in the aisles and leave them on the floor. Also the women who want to try on 20 costumes at a time 20 mins before close.
Stephy Notice how basically all of these are female
I had a kid in my class during lunch (like 5th grade) saying something along the lines of, "You know you're a canibal, that's a mammal." We were eating chicken... I quickly explained what chicken was and she acted like that was new information...
Not only is chicken not a mammal, that's not even what cannibalism is
@@tidepodpadthai2633A cousin's pet hen would eat chicken meat. That is cannibalism.
I was allowed to ware headphones on the job and one of my ex-employees who sat down and did little to nothing for 2 HOURS stops my sweating self in the middle of my work to tell me my headphones are the cause of all problems in the workplace and I need to take them out. I actually snapped took out the ONE headphone I had in all day and asked her if she was serious
The first one with the family on the bike path, I can relate totally - I commute by bike to and from work, and I use a shared-use bike path. People will see you coming and not move, then get angry when you go around. But when I screech to a halt, they suddenly have nothing to say and try to scurry away. Not too proud to admit I've told them "NOW where did your balls go?" or "COWARD!" as they retreat.
My grandmother would have a habit of walking into a room and yelling about one thing or another, that she exclaimed was just her normal speaking voice. Well we had just gotten the baby to sleep after being really fussy for several hours. So i asked her if she could keep it down a little because we had just gotten the baby to sleep, then she screamed "i am an adult and i will not be told what to do!" Then stomed out. Like wtf?
Sorry to say it, but behavior like that can be an early sign of dementia.
@@thorodinson292 i might think the same thing, but since the seven years from that incident, she hasn't expressed any out of character or deepening delusions (america is owned by satan but i had been hearing thst for 35 years), increased forgetfulness, or generalised confusion except when it comes to using a smart phone. So it was her normal behavior.
It's her house. MOST LIKELY
@@catwoman2596 ...that i was paying for.
I was in an argument with this girl who genuinely thought being 1/8 Armenian was the most oppressed a person could be, and that's why she didn't support blm like wtf gurl
Some lady asked me if our panties were in season and I replied with a confused “no”. She got super huffy and walked off.
I work at a pet store.
Dog in heat diapers...
@@catwoman2596 I know that NOW. Even so, just call them diapers. Panties are a type of underwear. That’s where my brain is gonna go.
Had a friend that would let friends sleep in her bed for a night stay over. One evening her bf comes over, and she starts pinching out the black heads from his back and wipes them on the bedsheet.
Elligons Notice how basically all of these are female
I was washing the dishes one day and my at the time step mother came down the hall yelling at me for using too much dish detergent and claimed to have been watching me from down the hall the whole time.
Our Tim Hortons has a very clearly marked one way, very narrow, driveway but frequently some idiot will attempt to drive the wrong way which means two cars meet face to face and the one in the wrong gets really angry...almost every single day!
I remember I was sitting in class and we're doing some additional work on the world wars, comparing the tactics used and things like that and this one bish, we were in Year 7 which is 12-13 year olds, dead@$$ said: When did the world turn colourful?
Teacher: I'm sorry could you re word that I don't understand
Girl: Well, the photos are in black and white so the world must have been in black and white because the photos now are colourful and the world is cour full, so when did the world become colourful??
Needless to say, the girl failed history class.
"Can they hear bombs?" -Random teammate I had in a stealth mission in a game.
I work in a school, and one of our lunch ladies liked to tell everyone how to live a 'pure and healthy life', like how you could cure covid by eating a combination of walnuts and honey (she brought this mixture in in little plastic bags and tried to give one to everybody, in a pandemic). She refused to go to a doctor in the UK, because doctors in her own country were the 'only ones you could trust,' or to stay at home, even when she was so ill she almost passed out at work. She wouldn't wear a mask because 'the materials in them will make me far more sick than covid.' The worst one was when I caught her telling a child who's mother was in hospital, that if he prayed to jesus then his mum would get better.
Faith in humanity slowly fading away...
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23:28 I instantly thought of Charlie pouring over textbooks and white boards in a month long montage, only to look at his older brother with a disheveled appearance and bloodshot, tired eyes saying he solved it! Only to wrestle Agent Eppes's gun out of his holster and bite down on the barrel to end it all.
My humor is dark, forgive me. Still, I did like the show Numb3rs.
1:08 she definitely was thinking of that dumb ass comeback for the whole 2 minutes
I got in trouble bc I said "yes ma'am" to my aunt when she told me to help with something. I got told that what I did was disrespectful...how?
Aunt: "I'm not a madam! I'm a respectable woman!"
@@melkiorwiseman5234 lol
My stepdaughter is a piece of work. For years, she threw vile tantrums at anyone who crossed her. She turned up in our kitchen, raging and sobbing, every time her latest BF dumped her. She is self-centred, neurotic, controlling, judgmental and manipulative.
Finally, she landed a man who was so weak that he should have had WELCOME stamped up his back like a doormat.
They had two sons. Anyone who wanted to visit to see the boys had to have blood tests in advance and show her the written evidence that we didn’t have disease. I refused. I was banned from visiting. I have not seen the boys in five years.
Two years ago, her mother, my wife, died of cancer. We barely spoke at the funeral.
Six months later, her milquetoast husband turned up at my front door to say that my stepdaughter felt she was entitled to her mother’s jewelry and wanted it delivered (so she didn’t have to speak to me).
It was one of the most satisfying moments of my life to tell him to pass on the message that she could: “Fork off.”
My gf said she loves bts more than herself guess who got another girlfriend
Lol
Easy HQ Maybe you could have asked her as to why instead of immediately leaving her. Some people struggle with there self worth and value other people or things over themselves. Plus, that would’ve allowed you to get to know her better and possibly even gotten closer with her. But it’s too late for that.
Artsypup Youngcreativity Or it’s not another person’s responsibility to get involved with “fixing” another person.
A person doesn’t have an obligation to stick around simply because the other is struggling, _especially_ if it hasn’t been long. Yeah, I sound like an ass, but I don’t care.
It’s unfair to guilt someone for feeling uncomfortable with a situation and leaving, even if you find it unacceptable.
@@j_g9109 you def sound like an absolute bastard 😂 *totally not wrong tho* thx for the reality check.
While working retail approximately ten years ago, had a man and his wife grab the wrong bogo tablecloths (I think the bogo were circular and they brought up the rectangular ones), who threatened to beat my ass over ~$3.99.
Had another lady (same store) who would regularly steal from the store. When she went down our hotspot I told our new manager who paged our "security guard" (which we didn't have) to watch certain cameras. This bitch came rushing up with the other seven theives following her in tow talking about beating my ass for calling security on her.. With a store full of other people...???? Told my manager I was taking a ten and met her at the door.. To which she had nothing else to say. Fucking hate retail man. That job took like 20 years off my life span.
Dude, I live in Alaska and we know what chicken fried steak is even up here LOL
In my country we call it Chicken Chop. Eaten with mashed potato, potato wedges, fries or coleslaw as side dishes. Chicken Chops are always present in our 'Western' type menu besides Fish N Chips lol.
i liked this guy a while back and he knew a girl who i became fast friends with, she was alright.. one day the guy i like just sort of stops talking to me and obviously i’m confused so i ask the girl if she knew why. she responded with: “oh yeah, i set him up with my friend and things kind of escalated.” i went to the counselor and sobbed the whole rest of the day.
SCENE:
My house 2012...
Girlfriend and I go out with friends and have a few drinks.
Get back and playing some H3 with the boys..(online friends, not kids)..
Gf starts crying about me talking to an old friend, saying I thought she was prettier than her, blah blah blah..
I put my controller down and walk up to hug her and assure her I didn't.
She knocked her phone off the counter and yelled at me for throwing her phone.
Told her that was absurd and put the battery back in and turned in on for her.. (was a cheap flip phone)
She insisted that I did and asked how I would fell if she did that to my xbox.
To show her how dumb SHE was being.. I unplugged my xbox and said if you truly think I would throw your phone, go ahead.. well, she did.. and I lost my shit. Didn't touch her, but I broke the tv and the table I had bought for the living room she wanted so bad.. (it was expensive) I made good money and didn't care.
We are no longer together. Lots of lessons I learned from that relationship haha all great lessons.
She was toxic af
Ew omg her toxicity is literally RADIATING from this post.
One day, I might just put some full stories on reddit and tell it all.
Could write one hell of a book!
Sheeple Slayer Notice how basically all of these are female
@@reeck771 *Who cares?*
So the company decided to take all lost money out of that one ployee's wage and cut his hours?
I'm not saying you shouldn't sue, I'm just saying the option is there.
Lmao the Spirit Halloween one was kind of strange for me. My girlfriend in my junior/senior year of highschool did and said the exact same thing but at a different store (like forever 21 or something I think) I was in such awe and shock I didn't say anything just looked at the fitting room employee with a "idfk I'm sorry" look and we left... Yes she was blonde and a germaphobe. I still to this day don't understand how she got straight A's besides maybe that she was hot and occasionally wore lacy black thongs with thin bright pink sweatpants... I'm pretty sure she will end up being a stripper or with a college degree cause she banged all her professors (her parents were kinda well off money wise). Possibly both...
I remember I was in the girls locker room changing until I heard a girl crying. Of course everyone looked at her and ask what's wrong. She said
"I forgot my gym uniform!" Everyone calm her down. Her friend ask where it was, now I thought she left it at home until she cried. " I left it in my hallway locker and I don't wanna be late for gym." Now maybe I am the rude one here (probably am) but in the back of my mind I went. "Are you freaking kidding me? You crying over this?" Cause I left my gym outfit multiple times at home or in the hallway locker and never cried. Grunt yes but never made a scene.
I have too many from work oh my god. And way too many from my mom's boyfriend too. Jesus 🤦
The leather handbag she calls a face lol
To add: I hope that lady who beat her husband is ok with him beating the crap outta her for a similar dream he may have. She deserves it........awaiting backlash lol
One time this guy asked me *”HeY wAnNA PlAY mARiO KArt Wii”*
I beat him 5-0
And guess what
*”I WaSNt EVen TrYIng”*
I said ok lets do it again then
Still beat him 5-0
*”I WaSnt-“*
Yes you were
TTV Doomsayer34 omg that’s so funny
Every time someone says Bourne movies have realistic fight choreography. Show me the street fight video where someone successfully defended themself by 1.) only using power punches without regard for accuracy or stamina 2.) excessive Steven Seagal looking arm movement with no regard for efficiency 3.) blocking power shots with one hand 4.) playing stick fighter with a magazine against a knife and not getting his hand cut up
NOT PRODUCTIVE PRODUCTIONS Notice how basically all of these are female
2:24 sounds like something i did last year, but it honestly did happen on accident and mrs. Bradley REALLY did not like me
I got a roommate 3 weeks ago when I started my first year of college. My roommate has night terrors every night. Stares at me in his sleep. Screams in his sleep. Frantically jumped to his feet and played with his bon3r while mumbling. Mumbling about God knows what. And cusses me and himself out.
In response to 22:40
Just the other day at (traMlaW)
Why'd you put it here in front of my eyes if you didnt want me to eyeball it? Lol
Same reason I'd climb a mountain.
That's my baby now. No take backs
The woman who starting hitting her husband because of a dream needs to be INSTITUTIONALIZED.
When a kid i knew in like 8th grade tried to argue VEHEMENTLY that it was pronounced "Canadia" and not "Canada"
I.... I can't even wrap my brain around pronouncing that, let alone try to argue it
One time while commuting back home from my university at a train station, this guy asks for money and tells me, unprovoked, his reason why he desperately needs it. It was something along the lines of needing to get a cab to see his mom after having lost his car or something. I told him I couldn't give him any money (I literally did not have any cash on me), at which point he says I can get money from a nearby train station. I still hesitated to give him any money, but I did offer to lend him my phone to call his mom so she can pick him up. (I should probably mention that this was the first time I had this kind of interaction, so I wasn't 100% sure how to react).
I unlocked my phone and opened the phone app and gave it to him. He "called", and talked in a language I didn't recognize. That wasn't suspicious, but I say "called" because he had pressed an oddly low number of keys before calling, and found it odd there was no ringing nor was there any voice heard on the other end. (My phone wasn't on speaker, but you could still hear the other end if you close enough, which I was). Luckily, he didn't run off with my phone and gave it back when he was done.
I was about to walk away when he continued to ask for money, saying his mom couldn't pick him up (I forgot what his excuse was). When I hesitated, he pointed to his pants and shoes as a way of telling me that he was trustworthy. While the shoes were brightly coloured and shiny that made him look somewhat wealthy, everything else about him looked like a mess. Plus, how was this supposed to make me trust him any more than I did? I was politely telling him I couldn't give him any money and tried to walk away, at which he tried to hug me.
Now, the unprovoked hug was clearly enough to set off danger alarms in my head, even for someone who was as inexperienced in human interactions as I was. I simply backed away, telling him sorry that I can't give him money and walked away as fast as I could. To be honest, I actually felt kinda bad because there was a part of me that gave him a benefit of doubt. Maybe he really did need money to get a cab to see his mother, and it wasn't a scam. I really hoped someone else could give him the money; There were a lot of commuters there.
Fast forward 1 week later, I was commuting to my university from home at a completely different train station, kilometres away from where we last met. I was listening to music on my headphones when this guy kind of leans into my line of sight and asks for money using the same story. He clearly doesn't remember me when I turned to look at him, which basically a dead giveaway that he was a bullshit artist who tried to scam a lot of people.
I can still clearly remember saying, "Seriously?" while looking at him dead in the eye. He just backed off saying sorry. Not a minute later, he tried this shit with another commuter less than 10 metres away from me. Still regret not telling him to go f*ck himself.
I feel like "just putting a baby in a person's lap" just seems like the type of thing that results in your baby getting stolen. Like, how is this a thing
“Comes back with a charred grill” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My older brother did something. Nothing happens. Later that day, I do the same thing. He gets mad at me and say “what you did and what I did are completely different”
to the women in the movie theatre, i’ve had an experience basically the same except the result was different, i was watching end game and the lady came in and wouldn’t shut up etc. so when i asked her to be quiet she told me to not listen to her conversation, so i said “ if you weren’t so fucking loud i’d have an option not to “ she shut up pretty quick