Cursed Five Nights At Freddy's Products
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 พ.ค. 2024
- Five night's at Freddy's is one of the most popular indie games of all time, and with great popularity comes greatly cursed merchandise. So in this video we'll go over some of the most peculiar official fnaf merch that's come out over the years, and use them to fully decorate a fnaf-themed bedroom image!
Special thanks to @Shibbi for being silly on camera with me :P
Outtakes: • Cursed Five Nights At ...
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🎵Music:
FNAF Security Breach OST Elevator 3
FNAF Pizzeria Simulator OST 04 - Thank You For Your Patience
FNAF Security Breach OST Daycare Theme
FNAF Pizzeria Simulator OST 03 - Forgotten Sunday Show
FNAF Security Breach OST Golf Swamp
Earthbound - Otherworldly Foe
FNAF Pizzeria Simulator OST 05 - Just Add Water
Malo Mart Theme - The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess
Broken Reality - Domo Paradisso Theme
Ape Escape 3 OST - Mount Amazing (Part 2)
FNAF Ambience
Super Mario 64 - Haunted House
FNAF Pizzeria Simulator OST 01 - Main Menu
Bonneton - Super Mario Odyssey [OST]
New Super Mario Bros. Soundtrack - Overworld
Mini-Golf Intro - FNAF Security Breach RUIN OST
New Super Mario Bros. Wii - Ghost House
Mario Kart DS - Frappe Snowland (N64)
Mario Party 2 (Music) - Horror Land
Daisy Circuit - Mario Kart Wii
Mario Raceway (N64) - Mario Kart Wii [OST]
Single Player Menu - Mario Kart DS OST
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Table Of Contents
0:00 Intro
1:51 Plushies
7:17 Random doohickeys
9:07 Mystery Minis
10:21 Toys
13:44 Board Games
18:44 Mugs
19:59 Cereal, slippers, backpack
23:06 Super Racers
25:26 Outro
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Fun fact about the pillow pet:it started life as a bootleg, but became such a big inside joke in the community they made an official one
HOLY FU-
That's a fake crash bandicoot moment right there
@@TheBreadCrumbing PIKMIN FAN IN A FNAF VIDEO?!?!?!?!
@@jumbo_josh99 TALKING ABOUT CRASH BANDICOOT!?!?
@@TheBreadCrumbing THREE DIFFERENT GAMES AT ONCE!?!?!?!
their toyline is so extensive, I'm genuinely surprised Funko hasn't made fetus Springtrap from the canon mpreg story
explain
It really says a lot about the books that I genuinely believe you aren't joking here lmao
@@weedwhackeraccident they most certainly are not, "In the Flesh" is the story that features springtrap mpreg with a dude named matt.
... excuse me? @@alisona.4166
@@alisona.4166and dont forget that matt is based on matpat! in the flesh is truly cursed
It's really weird that Security Breach, you know the biggest FNAF game in years, gets action figures that recycle molds from other stuff that doesn't even look like them, while some random AR skins get unique molds which they can't reuse for anything else if they tried.
Even more bs when Funko absolutely refuses to make figures of the Toy animatronics (from high demand) by recycling the molds from their respective AR counterparts despite it being doable with their, uhm, *low budget.* I have a whole theory in place and everything on _that_ part. AMA
@@Idiotic_B_Purcell I understand thinking that making figures of the Toys wouldn’t sell very well since they aren’t the most popular cast of characters, but why make figures of the AR skins which are even less popular and have 0 demand
I'm only assuming sometime around the (theorised) budget cut at the time of Wave 3 of the plushies, that admin "realised" that they "shouldn't" care about the real fans and only about the stupid kids that tbh shouldn't be fans in the first place (y'know since the whole franchise's literally ALL ABOUT dead kids), and then the classic "quantity over quality" and "it's for kids, they won't care how bad it is 'cause they're all stupid and can't tell the difference between good and bad". No. What have they done? Those decisions and TONS more have ultimately led to a reason why you should stick merch-making to folks whom actually care. At least we can do stuff like 3D-print custom action figures; Someone actually did that for the movie with Freddy, Bonnie, and Spring Bonnie/William, not to mention Bizabizow's concept art for even better plushies. Srsly tho, check 'em out
@@Idiotic_B_Purcell yeah the tie dye figures are the best example of quantity over quality. I plan on doing a repaint of my tie dye Bonnie because of how bad he looks. Funko couldn’t even bother to paint his bow tie for fuck sake. I once saw a video by a guy called puppet Steve who is a merch collector (he’s not a fan of the things he reviews). He make a collectors book of fnaf merch and on a page about the tie dyes he even called them a cheap cash grab attempt. Yk you made a shit product if a child friendly review channel is calling your product junk.
Everytime I was like that’s so cute, he was like “it’s literally the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen kill it” lmaoooo 👀
Sameee lmao
16:29 16:32 16:34
fun fact!! that tie dye springtrap figure has been infamously nicknamed "cheesetrap", due to its resemblance to moldy cheese
I call him Cheesetrap lol 😂
I sure do love eating molding cheese
moldy cheese 🔥🔥🔥
CHEESETRAP!?
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HARRRRRRRRR
The fact they didn’t make the board game with the music box with the Puppet and not made it a legit music box is such a missed opportunity. If they remade the game with the Puppet I wouldn’t even be mad cause that’d be so cool 😭
True; There was so much potential for the scare-in-the-box to have the classic Toreador music play instead of pop goes the weasel. A puppet version playing my grandfather's clock would've also been amazing.
@@tucannYThow much is the copyright on that song?
@@gothnerd887 I'm pretty sure they're in the public doman. I mean, Scott never replaced them like he did with the menu music.
play cat are liquid
@@tucannYT
Or Bonnie's guitar and the FNAF3 Good Ending song for that matter
Every FNAF squishy has a Scent. The three I have do atleast. Puppet is marshmallow, Toy Chica is lemon cleaning spray, and Toy Bonnie is blueberry.
Edit: withered foxy is like Cherry I think. The pizza boxes smell like bland soap. Freddy smells like bad chocolate milk. Carl / Mr Cupcake smells like strawberry gobbledygook. I forget what other squishies came in that set. That might have been it.
MARSHMALLOWWWWW
Cleaning spray-
*_bloobewwy-_*
Polygon Donut, you kinda forgot to mention the Hex FNAF plushies who can FREAKING GET TORN APART and get put back together by magnets. They’re silly little goobers! 😊
Very cool fact: The silly little Fredbear used for the mystery mini (and also the speedy racer I think) is literally based off a fan model, which funko never gave any credit to my knowledge. Very awesome sauce!!!
Im pretty sure that was for a different set of figures funko made. Major difference being him having two parts of his snout, one for the nose area, and the other being a lower jaw, which the others you mentioned dont have. Still a crappy thing to do by funko. They even stole a render of a foxy plush in the same toy line!
It's not the same Fredbear plush figure.
@@PoopetPlushProductionsYeah it was from the arcade series
There's also a Foxy plush mini that was a stolen fan model! Funko loves to steal, huh?
funko bad!!!111 im so smart!!
This is truly the peak of polygon donut’s career
Yes
Truer words have never been said
Fr bro
Yes
Definitely
Survive till 6 am, is really confusing, but once you figure it out, its really fun, me and my friend love the game
I’m thinking on forcing my grandma to buy it for me when she comes over to Australia (she lives in America)
5:23 genuinely had me tweaking no cap dude
Polygon Donut: "Matpat get on this"
2 days later: *matpat quits*
me after matpat quits: *HEVY CRYING*
thats true, but not with le time
Bro, you and your boyfriend are the most unique people I've ever seen on this platform, love it
THANK YOU :DDD
@PolygonDonut, the plush babies' head, looked like a bread loaf...
I just found out that pongon and his boyfriend and together by this comment. Pongon is yes😁
@@PolygonDonutcan you do cursed angry birds products
What!?!?!?!?!,!!?.?.?????????? he has a BoyFriend
This is what nightmare foxy would see if CC was a FNAF merch collector
The miku shirt is FABULOUS
The fishnets are good >:)
22:02 as a grocery store cashier this is so accurate. the look of terror on their face makes me feel better about the minuscule compensation for my work :)
do you speed up when they're alone?
@houseofberds yes this is important to know
@@juniperjabber yes. the terror on their faces is so funny
4:08 THE CHEESETRAP IS REALLLLLLLLLLLLL
11:40 bro at the end of the drum roll I got a chick fil a commercial🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
I got a ps5 ad gust
I got an amazon ad
I got a GUCCI ad
I got a KFC add
Honestly, FNAF products can get so amazingly cursed and I kind of love it
Same 😂
Made a day right before MatPat’s retirement
But I liked whenever you design the bedroom it tickles my brain
play cat are liquid
project sekai pfp !1!1!11!
Just HAD to bring it up ;-;
14:40 they should have made it Freddy's theme(i think that's what it's called, it's the little chime he plays before he jumpscares you in the first game when you run out of power) it would have been so much cooler
9:55 fun fact: this version is based on the fact that william's corpse is inside springtrap
"matpat please get on this" and then the next day his quits youtube is hilarious. like he analyzed this boardgame so hard he quit.
8:24 I'm sorry, but imagine that micheal afton and his friends were wearing THOSE instead of masks when the crying child got chomped in '83. Scarier than the actual game
Imagine being stuffed into an animatronic head, tears streaming down your eyes as you feel metal clamp onto your head, so you look back for one last time and an 4 pairs of fnaf 1 glasses are the last things you see before you die.
Dude, I LOVE those nails! I could NEVER bring myself to paint my nails.
14:20 missed opportunity for the fnaf jack-in-the-box to have the puppet/marionette from fnaf 2
Nothing better then a mid night pollygon donut post
Is it a coincidence or you're Mellows fan?
I asked out of curiosity, thanks for answer. @@Big_Jinx_o
Indeed
the fact that they went and said “yeah let’s make a jack in the box style fnaf game! “ and the didn’t use the character literally whose entire gimmick is jumping out of a jack in the box makes me so angry lol (*_*)
Yeah the puppet was so perfect for it
18:42 matpat jumpscare 🥶🥶🥶🥶
23:54 wait until he hears about Faz-Karts on gamejolt lol
dude, you make the amount of work that goes into researching, writing and editing something like this seem so fluid and easy. super impressed.
What makes funko’s glam chica worse is that when it was made, the game wasn’t even out yet and there were barely any design of her shown 😭
I just found out about you and you make a really good job on TH-cam! I'm seeing a lot of your videos because they're really well done. In my opinion you should make a video where you talk about the Frutiger Aero aesthetic
Can we appreciate how Polygon Donut can keep the children in the basement
This really shows how much FNAF is cursed with these products. 🐻
dawg you commented this 3 minutes after the video dropped I know you didn't watch it 😭😭😭😭
@@Monotrywe all still in the middle of watching it
what do you mean cursed these are your average Amazon merch
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actual bot ahh comment
I like to imagine that all fnaf merch is canon in the fnaf universe, specially the low quality ones. Since I'm pretty sure that FazBear Entertainment would take the first chance to sell these products
The fact that he spent tens of thousands of dollars in his entire history of being
a TH-camr is just.......👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
are you ok?
Tbh I hope someday this channel hits 1M subs. I’ve been watching this channel ever since I was 9-10. And I come back to it whenever I’m in a bad mood or just bored.
logically speaking the sheer amount of FNAF merch is actually accurate to the games since there's so much in lore
18:47 “MatPat please get on this”. Wow that aged worse than Caesar salad.
Wow isn’t that true 😭😭
MUGS
MUGS
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I’M DEAD WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN SOMETHING IS “SO PORTUGUESE” 😂😂😂
i’ve just happened to stumble across your channel a few days ago. you are funny asf and your videos are so entertaining. just subbed! 🤩
fun fact about the fnaf backpacks, there are actually more than just those two, there is a withered freddy one (which i have lol) and also apparently a nightmare freddy one? idk i saw it while scrolling google and it looks weird. also, the fnaf mugs are most likely made by bioworld, they have made lots of other officially licensed merch for fnaf and the animatronics have the same cursed style in most of their merch.
Idk how i didn't find out about the other backpacks, those were the only ones I saw online
my old friend in like 5th grade had this giant foxy backpack, it wasn't the head, it was just an image of him really big with glowing eyes
it was so goofy
@@booprsnoot that’s funny lol, i actually wore the withered freddy backpack to school a very long time ago and at the time i thought it looked awesome but tbh it looked goofy as well
Lemme just say I am in love with how the Geometry Dash difficulty faces have become meme emotions
FIRE IN THE HOLE
@@PolygonDonutso true mr pongon
lobotomy dash
@@PolygonDonutFIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
Umm, actually the fire is in the hole
Snow chica is an adorable plush and i love her
Funko is hit or miss with their FNAF merch
I have the Freddy pillow pet, and it’s genuinely one of the best plushies I own. It’s surprisingly soft and great to snuggle. I take it with me on long car rides and trips. My one complaint is that the head and hat are kind of huge. Normally I put the head through my headboard and that solves the problem, but if I’m sleeping in a bed without a headboard, it’s kind of clunky and hard to sleep with
Polygon back at it with the wacky product reviews
pongon
The amount of small not scary jumpscares got me in this video is crazy
If you’re still confused on why Liberty Chica exists, it was made to celebrate the Fourth of July. Also, the GoodStuff plushies look weird because they were made to be prizes for claw machines.
12:17 This image of angry birds Chica will always haunt me as I came up with the idea and a friend made that image 😭
Very cool video though, funko does basically own 75% of all fnaf merch LOL 👍
LMAO YOUR FRIEND MADE THE ANGRY BIRD IMAGE THATS AMAZING
@@PolygonDonut YEA A FEW MEMES FROM MY FRIENDS ARE ON THIS VIDEO LOL (marionette gangnam style, chica rizz, etc.)
YOUR FRIEND IS SO TALENTED@@adrianthepuppeteeratp
Bor ur a legend 🗿🗿🗿
18:43 Matpat jumpscare
does he know? (😭)
@@glagglegreenyI don't think so
@@glagglegreenyprobably not 😭
@@Rebecca-op1kb ye 😭
@@glagglegreeny definetly not..
ngl, gingerbread foxy , candy-cane foxy (from the pint sized heros advent calendar) and Christmas glitter ballora (from the pocket pop advent calendar) are actually really pretty in my opinion. also, my parents don't like it when I have fnaf stuff out during Christmas time, but they allow those specific ones cuz they're not scary.
Pretty sure 75% (3:09 hell nah I wa raght 🥹) of these products are made from Funko 💀
prolly
Most likely
Pongo said that in the video already.... Did you watch it?
FIRST!!!
I HATE FUNKO POP!!!!!!!
17:55 it’s fun and easy. I even brought it to school for board game day. You flip a card and if it’s an animatronic you roll the dice to see how much power you lose and move it to the next deck over. It’s fun!
This HAS TO BE one of pongons videos of all time!!! The attention to detail is IMMACULATE, i loved the part where freddy fazbear 😭😭😭 truly inspiring ❤
The best part about this is that all these cursed products would probably be sold in-universe
How are these products scarier than the actual jump scares in the games💀
12:17 you've summoned the Angry Birds community. Now you gotta do Cursed Angry Birds Products next
Can't stop laughing at that Hot Topic Freddy mug. Bro is zooted
i love this series so much it's basiccly polygon donut going insane over toys
13:12 I’m sorry but the green colored one is for defs Monty’s secret sauce 😭😭💀💀✨✨
I'm already obsessed with your videos after watching this video
14:35 - love the fishnets and Miku tshirt ✨
holy moly 😮😦
“THERES A CREATURE IN THE grAaSSS”
*violently murders*
the survive at 6 am game is actually cool but stressful
Pongon when I do be helpin people escape his basement:🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉
21:27 POV: Springtrap after catching Michael in fnaf 3
CHESESE TRAP
Is it bad I really really really want a lot of these goofy products just because of how totally goofy they are. ☠️
love seeing all the random old merch im slowly collecting being described as ugly and the worst :')) (fr just ordered the jumpscare foxy plush)
4:11 congratulations! You made my springtrap plush cry! I am mad at you!
12:29 it's perfect for the glamrock Freddy spining in the recharging station lol
Pongon never fails to massage my brain cell
1:23 ay how much that bed cost *aggressively slams credit card on table*
11:46 I have that same little goober chilling with my other small fnaf figures, strange little guy but wouldn't want him any other way XD
I'm realizing that the past 10 years have made Fnaf into marketing trash to children. Like Imagine if they made stuff to appeal to people who have grown up with Fnaf.
I would like to take this time to mention. For the people who are confused by the Sruvive Til 6am card/board game, the rules are written a lot more complex than they really are. You just flip cards and react accordingly. The hardest part is deciding whether or not you wanna risk certain moves.
"Matpat please get on this"
Mat pat the next day" I'm quitting youtube"
lol you predicted it
@@Syrupandtheinkmachine oof yea they sure did
I AGREE SO MUCH THE PAPERPALS ARE SO SCRUNKLY I LOVE DEM
“Matpat please get on this”
Matpat: welll….
22:26 I have the Chica keychain! She guards my car keys lol
😭😭😭 awww
11:45 micheal,don’t leave me here! Michael! MICHEAL!!!!! HELP ME!!!!
*STORYTIME:*
I actually had a dream almost a month or so ago where part of it involved me going to a newly-built plaza in a town I live near where it had a boatload of stores I did and didn't recognise. But my favourite out of the ones I didn't recognise was one the wacky wild world of my mind hid away from me up until that dream: A shop with FNAF-themed decals on the blacked-out storefront windows. I didn't go inside it, but I somehow knew inside it was every single piece of FNAF merch there ever is, was, and will be. Merch that does and doesn't exist; Prototypes and unreleased products; Stuff from the games that doesn't exist irl; Edible stuff; Things that no one's ever even thought of before; It seemed like a Wonder Emporium which I didn't even truly witness in-dream. Ik y'all might think it's bs, but not. Anything's possible in DreamWorld after all.
Thanks for lending an ear to my tremendous tale. Maybe we can make lil' FNAF store lore and a story where Pongon and I and all our fellow neurodivergent Goofy Goobers go to it, maybe as a spinoff world to the Playground Megastructure (which in itself is like an evolved Superstar Daycare lol).
Also I'll safely say I'm a proud mother of the uber-rare Exotic Butters plushie
Its a sin that Pongon doesn't have 1 million yet
FNAF could possibly make someone be jumpscared so hard that someone has a heart attack.
Ok
It's always a good day when pongon uploads
the glamrock freddy spinner design is also a mega squishme!! threw it at my ex from my top bunk and it broke my ceiling light
I think you should do cursed animal plushies maybe cats,dogs,or bats? You’re bound to find something
15:58 nah someone stole Freddy‘s legs
bro had to get them amputated
freddy tag
pongon keeps pronouncing it in-a-vet-ible... i love it
FNAF fans really know how to ruin childhood innocence don't they 😂 these toys took a dark turn
19:20 HE REALLY SAID “I’m very hungry give me the noodles”
18:37 Fazbear Enterrtainment is buying our imagination duh
19:44 it also includes the cyclops foxy plush that good stuff made.
“This game is more confusing than my math test”😂
19:15 happy to say I got this years ago for my birthday and still have it on my desk
I just love how Polygon gives that goober and silly vibes
17:54 So, I did play the survive till 6 AM board game and can confirm, the rules are hard to get (specially if you're not from any english speaking countries) but, after some time you can truly have a blast of a time with the game, still, only buy at your risk
Fnaf 6 as a bored game
The glasses are what the fnaf 4 tormenters wore
11:52 CHILDREN!?!?!!?!?