Cringey Imagines 2

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  • WE'RE BACK, BABY!!! I've gotten hundreds of messages asking me to make a part 2 of my "Cringey 1D Imagines" video, so here it is. For this video, I decided to not limit myself to strictly 1D imagines, because there are a whole bunch of them out there including Ed Sheeran, Jacob Sartorius, and much more. Enjoy!!!
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  • @theo8675
    @theo8675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11699

    "are you ready for first night?!"
    I've....I've had nights before

    • @mea5989
      @mea5989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      This made me audibly laugh

    • @SophieJackson1993
      @SophieJackson1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      m b Same.

    • @afnansaputrihilal5055
      @afnansaputrihilal5055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      I think someone who wrote it just translate non-english term to english. For example, there's a term in bahasa " Malam Pertama ". Most of indonesian, they're tryna stay away from premarital sex so when they're married there will be a " Malam Pertama " which means, the first time for them doing-- you know, sex. And they usually do that at the first night of their wedding day. So if you translate " Malam Pertama " to english, it'll be " First Night " :)

    • @meganhind1010
      @meganhind1010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      thalita paula *gasp*

    • @ixichil
      @ixichil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ash luna i think ive heard my parents say that before-

  • @mozzarellacheese4233
    @mozzarellacheese4233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6265

    Liam: I’m a superhero, guess my name
    Girl: Ironman? Spider-Man?
    Liam: *smile fades into skin *
    Slender man

    • @sagittariusvexa8396
      @sagittariusvexa8396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      mozzarella cheese, DUDE HOLY SHIt. I just spit my fuckin water out because of this.

    • @fernandas.48
      @fernandas.48 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      That’s a good one 😂

    • @luj12222
      @luj12222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      666 likes

    • @rubertha5203
      @rubertha5203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @sarahfromtheneverland9001
      @sarahfromtheneverland9001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      OMG THAT WAS AWESOME!!!

  • @hannahlalala2756
    @hannahlalala2756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12597

    “I’m so glad my legs aren’t on camera right now”
    *immediately shows legs*

    • @hannahlovestheoffice6595
      @hannahlovestheoffice6595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Hannah Lalala we have the same name

    • @wasgeorgewashington
      @wasgeorgewashington 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Hannah Loves The Office I love the office too

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Oh hey, I’m here to ruin the chain of Hannahs

    • @hanaboskova
      @hanaboskova 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@hannahlovestheoffice6595 do you know... its a palindrome? who can say that? maybe bob and otto.

    • @hanaboskova
      @hanaboskova 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Hanna Curlee hanna ftw :) Hannas are good persons :D

  • @consentclub8431
    @consentclub8431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1919

    12 year-old fangirls had no right being this funny 😭😭
    I remember finding these in 2012 and totally losing my shit

  • @Filthynoko
    @Filthynoko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14215

    “Babe look she has your eyes”
    “Give them back now”

  • @gayforkatekane2.0
    @gayforkatekane2.0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4109

    Kurtis: "wow i'm glad no one can see my outfit"
    Also Kurtis: **shows outfit**

    • @lovinakoppen1692
      @lovinakoppen1692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yain't wrong

    • @jaden4499
      @jaden4499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have those pants😬

    • @chiathepooh
      @chiathepooh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      he should’ve let us IMAGINE his outfit

    • @kentaewonuxuxi432
      @kentaewonuxuxi432 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was gonna say that omg 😂😂 Kurtiiis wyd xD

    • @ashleywinston984
      @ashleywinston984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me: literally wearing the EXACT same pants

  • @allydef
    @allydef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17340

    Imagine:
    You’re falling asleep at night. Suddenly, Noel Miller floats in through the window. He slowly leans into your ear and whispers, “wanna hear my ethnicity test results?”

  • @led_draws91
    @led_draws91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1324

    5:24 is it just me or is Ed Sherman’s face slowly appearing on screen the funniest shit ever

    • @the.mind.electric
      @the.mind.electric 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      pretty late to this but you ain't alone

    • @izakiisdead
      @izakiisdead ปีที่แล้ว +156

      ED SHERMAN

    • @raphaeldave
      @raphaeldave ปีที่แล้ว +71

      "sherman" 💀

    • @fandomchild_ws
      @fandomchild_ws ปีที่แล้ว +57

      *E D S H E R M A N -*

    • @reii69420
      @reii69420 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Who tf is ed sherman😭

  • @ryanhoughton8677
    @ryanhoughton8677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7884

    I feel like a lot of these are by people writing as fast as they can before their parents see what they're doing

    • @luthermorrisjr1657
      @luthermorrisjr1657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +376

      “Ok, almost done.
      Honey what are you doing?
      Nothing mom!”

    • @stormyrosebud2878
      @stormyrosebud2878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      The more imagines he reads, the more and more this seems to ring true! 😂😂

    • @aizsniperi
      @aizsniperi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Omg YEs

    • @beepboop7090
      @beepboop7090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      A lot of people are none native english speaker too.

    • @suditii
      @suditii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Radiates same energy as people quickly closing wattpad when parents walk in you reading smut

  • @sonyblade8371
    @sonyblade8371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10148

    Imagines walked so povs could run.

    • @oosberry158
      @oosberry158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH im lonely BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @elleofhearts8471
      @elleofhearts8471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      and reactions can fly

    • @liahamilton8931
      @liahamilton8931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Facts

    • @violetleiva6319
      @violetleiva6319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      YAASSSS

    • @UnfamiliarEyes
      @UnfamiliarEyes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      X reader stayed behind to let the race run smoothly

  • @hudsonreynolds4349
    @hudsonreynolds4349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2850

    "If there's Sub-will, there's a Sub-way" that needs to become a slogan lol

    • @No-ci7he
      @No-ci7he 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Idk man, ''Eat ass'' seems like a difficult one to beat if we're talking slogan possibilities...

    • @annahamvas6466
      @annahamvas6466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Let's not forget, " If your gonna post 'em, we're allowed to roast 'em".

    • @alexandradunspaugh162
      @alexandradunspaugh162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's it. I will say this forever now. No context needed.

    • @jrmcgrifster1606
      @jrmcgrifster1606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or a poster

    • @ysabelgarza1680
      @ysabelgarza1680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hudson Reynolds CEO of Sub-will Sub-way

  • @heckoffmate1392
    @heckoffmate1392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    I love this one satirical imagine account, and I'll never forget one of the imagines was "POV you fall and break your neck and (Character) tries to hold back his laughter"

    • @catz_circus
      @catz_circus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I remember I saw a Wilbur soot imagine on Pinterest and it said something along the lines of “imagine Wilbur soot gave you guitar lessons and you pretend to not understand it to spend more time with him and he breaks the guitar on your head and kills you” and I remember laughing at the sheer absurdity of it

    • @louisverysilly
      @louisverysilly 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      ​@@catz_circusI SAW A SIMILIAR ONE BEFORE THE CRIME
      "Imagine Wilbur is learning you how to play the guitar, you fail and he insults you and bashes your head in with his guitar."

  • @k-uwu-su
    @k-uwu-su 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6789

    Imagine, you're walking down the street and you feel someone grab your shoulders and whisper in your ear. It's Kurtis, and he softly whispers: "Extra Greeting ™"

  • @luxi7193
    @luxi7193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22457

    The slow pan down to reveal the picture of Ed Sheeran was absolutely Terrifying

    • @miamonarrez9321
      @miamonarrez9321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +364

      😂😭Swearrr

    • @wrapmonster3884
      @wrapmonster3884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      Actually 😂

    • @Ace-cw2oh
      @Ace-cw2oh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +976

      The picture of Ed Sheeran itself was terrifying.

    • @trinitygonzales2648
      @trinitygonzales2648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      honestlyyyy💀💀💀

    • @JackSpasojevich
      @JackSpasojevich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +645

      I read this comment before seeing it and thought to myself *haha I wonder what this is about* fuck that is horrendous I am so scared

  • @amouryong
    @amouryong ปีที่แล้ว +398

    As an nctzen idk if I should be happy or terrified abt Kurtis reading one of our Mark memes word for word and then laughing abt it

    • @forklee5449
      @forklee5449 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I frl stopped breathing for a second

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 ปีที่แล้ว

      Weirdo.

    • @sotsunade
      @sotsunade ปีที่แล้ว +28

      i was like !? and ran to the comments like what are the odds

    • @yutastimetoshine
      @yutastimetoshine ปีที่แล้ว +34

      and of course it's classic mark stan humour

    • @lovingbia
      @lovingbia ปีที่แล้ว +24

      mark lee stans are actually wild 😭

  • @MoNotNique
    @MoNotNique 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4179

    The slow reveal of ed’s face makes me so wildly uncomfortable

    • @carlottaqualizza7616
      @carlottaqualizza7616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I'm chocking right now AHAHHAHAHA

    • @kaylgp
      @kaylgp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Carlotta Qualizza chock chock chock chock chock chock

    • @cayleebagtas5842
      @cayleebagtas5842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      His face his was weird in the picture

    • @alex-fs9yt
      @alex-fs9yt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SAME

    • @Perchance24
      @Perchance24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The children are fast, but Ed Sheeran is faster.

  • @annasherwood9723
    @annasherwood9723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6091

    Imagine: Niall Horan is crawling inside your ear. You try to tell him to stop but he is in there.

  • @camii_kceres
    @camii_kceres 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6051

    The funniest about the "yourman" imagine is that 1D actually has a song that says "I can't be no superman but for you I'll be superhuman"

    • @TheNoobler
      @TheNoobler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      I wanna save your heart from these terrifying imagines... toniiight.
      They'll only break you, leave you torn apart... OH.

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      why did my brain instantly go to reganomics by lemon demon 🕳_🕳

    • @kayleymps
      @kayleymps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      "you should open your eyes but they stay closed"
      yes. they are staying closed, i'm not reading these lmaoo

    • @spiltmilk0204
      @spiltmilk0204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@themyofmy _are you unhappy girl with this confusing world where everything you earn is getting left to burn if it were up to me then living would be free and i can give you that and i can give you that_

    • @RF666
      @RF666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      BRUH NOT ME JUST FINDING OUT THAT 1D MEANS ONE DIRECTION

  • @toomanyfandomstohandle
    @toomanyfandomstohandle ปีที่แล้ว +27

    8:11 The Mark cameo was crazy ijbol. I realised that nctzens sound weird to people who aren't in the fandom because of their crazy humor lmao.

  • @Luenysgo
    @Luenysgo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10743

    “Did an accident together” just sounds like they made a kid together.

  • @charlieb6362
    @charlieb6362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3409

    Imagine, in an alternate universe:
    Guy: "I'm a superhero. Guess my name."
    Girl: "The hulk? Captain America?"
    Guy: "Your man."
    Girl: "...what?"

    • @anamilenaobregon895
      @anamilenaobregon895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      It's funny because here in Ireland, "your man" is literally any man you know about

    • @maebholeary2734
      @maebholeary2734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@anamilenaobregon895 your mum could say "your man down the street" and your man could live right beside you or on a different continent.

    • @bunnyhope
      @bunnyhope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He-man

    • @ivy2828
      @ivy2828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      the way i died

    • @MoonchildDontCry
      @MoonchildDontCry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Girl: Y/n?
      Person: Yes please save me from all these fanfic bs I am aro ace--

  • @tunsofbuns8325
    @tunsofbuns8325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3633

    "It's baby this, baby that who are you Justin Bieber."

  • @meiko748
    @meiko748 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Imagine: you come home from a party, Jungcook sees you and asks "where were you?" You reply "out" so Jungcook slams you against the wall, knocking you out, then he says "now who's really out"

  • @kait8935
    @kait8935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3297

    that slow reveal of ed sheerans face was the scariest thing ever i'm WHEEZING

    • @tori3840
      @tori3840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Kaitlynn I’M LAUGHING SO HARD HAHA

    • @garrettwells6456
      @garrettwells6456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      When I saw the red hair.. I thought it was Reba so imagine my surprise when Ed Sheeran was slowly revealed

    • @zahreenhraharja
      @zahreenhraharja 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Kaitlynn *(WHEEZE)*

    • @jennlca
      @jennlca 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      HONESTLY

    • @paisley4197
      @paisley4197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Garrett Wells imagine: your boyfriend, reba, coming in and beating up the bullies. then singing a country song for you because you’re being bullied for your dead mom

  • @froyodoesmusic
    @froyodoesmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9095

    Imagine: You respect the celebrity you have had a crush on and respect their boundaries, and that celebrity respects you for that.

    • @sugar-and-stardust
      @sugar-and-stardust 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      YES PLEASE

    • @thine.
      @thine. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      if only it was like that 😔

    • @0rbeez
      @0rbeez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +454

      😳😳 got me worked up like damn 🥵 better mark this comment NSFW

    • @aldentetoes130
      @aldentetoes130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      THANK YOU. Sometimes I stop liking being a directioner bc of shit like this.

    • @somethingrandom6606
      @somethingrandom6606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@aldentetoes130 Stans are absolute horrible people. But the song slaps

  • @NightmareJuggalette5
    @NightmareJuggalette5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5690

    Imagine:
    Kurtis whispers “yee yee” in your ear every night before you fall asleep

    • @feet4557
      @feet4557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      I’d pay a million dollars for that

    • @mizalina3322
      @mizalina3322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Terrifying.

    • @spaceg4e
      @spaceg4e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Sarah Brownell MizaLina Two types of people

    • @spaceg4e
      @spaceg4e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      At last, he is able to do what he came to do. He runs to your eardrum and shouts “F O L K S” and proceeds to slap your eardrum with all his might.

    • @erinlake7255
      @erinlake7255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      InducedPsychosis poor Jenna lmao

  • @sienagreaney4649
    @sienagreaney4649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    this man needs a danger warning on his videos. i'm athsmatic and constantly struggle to breathe bc i'm laughing so hard. thanks kurtis.

  • @SilveraroShow
    @SilveraroShow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6549

    I saw the intro and thought: there’s only one direction this video can go

    • @Gorf1929
      @Gorf1929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      👀

    • @epushzp
      @epushzp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      This comment is very underrated

    • @ORGANPARTY
      @ORGANPARTY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      *cues laughtrack*

    • @image_not_uploaded
      @image_not_uploaded 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      *cues seinfeld theme*

    • @-mars.
      @-mars. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      *cues drum solo*

  • @goobertron9099
    @goobertron9099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14427

    Imagine: you’re a washerwoman in the 1300s and one day you’re reading and then magistrate Kurtis himself accuses you of witchcraft, a few weeks later, he winks at you and you blush as you’re being burned at the stake❤️

    • @sansdr.philpillow9347
      @sansdr.philpillow9347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +973

      SO CUTE!!! I wish Kurtis would burn me at the stake...

    • @zoezr1
      @zoezr1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +469

      Random Username We all do sweetie, we all do 😔

    • @goobertron9099
      @goobertron9099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Gay Sock OMG HELLO FELLOW NNSG FAN AND YES I ACTUALLY CRIED RAKU WAS A GREAT CHARACTER also yes snufkin profile pic

    • @okfatima
      @okfatima 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      is it hot in here or am i just being burned at the stake? 😳

    • @anyakirana4906
      @anyakirana4906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Still a better love story than twilight

  • @bigpp6971
    @bigpp6971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12504

    the word “dude” was made for this guy

    • @chloet9357
      @chloet9357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      STOP COPYING THIS COMMENT OMGGG

    • @daisyramos5631
      @daisyramos5631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Facts.

    • @macaronicheese8721
      @macaronicheese8721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      @@chloet9357 it's possible for people to come up with the same things. Happens all the time

    • @RoachDoggJR4200
      @RoachDoggJR4200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      the word “dude” was made for this guy

    • @elle7629
      @elle7629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      i thought you were me

  • @tyffaneelavely8087
    @tyffaneelavely8087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    I think we all know what Harry put into that oatmeal, and it wasn't pants...
    It was his tears, bcuz those pants he lost were his favorite.

    • @vickyisntpicky
      @vickyisntpicky ปีที่แล้ว +14

      the pants were one of a kind!!

  • @gombriela
    @gombriela 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5762

    we as a society cannot let “phil e. cheesesteak” go unnoticed

    • @eliraeclipse2435
      @eliraeclipse2435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I love your profile of cute Luke lmao

    • @adrisyoon
      @adrisyoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      YOUR PROFILE PICTURE IS EVERYTHINGGG

    • @AngstyRat
      @AngstyRat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Idc about star wars but for some reason I just love your pfp it's so *aestheticccc*

    • @eddiecameron7973
      @eddiecameron7973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I love how all three of these replies have nothing to do with the actual comment

    • @mckennadevore8692
      @mckennadevore8692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Eddie Cameron it’s almost like they are.. letting it go unnoticed

  • @mirvk0
    @mirvk0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2107

    him: glad my legs aren't showing
    him: *shows legs*
    me: ??

  • @guytorie
    @guytorie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1852

    That slow reveal of Ed Sheeran's odd facial expression covered in a wall of text is hilarious.

    • @munchii935
      @munchii935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Shoelace Kink it scared me at first

    • @Emily.Russell
      @Emily.Russell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I almost choked on my cheeto 😂

    • @elifozturk1047
      @elifozturk1047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Tiegan L those standing shower poops do be hittin different tho 👀

  • @Jojoscc
    @Jojoscc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    8:07 at least he found the Mark one funny and knew it was a joke💀💀

  • @Joshvv66
    @Joshvv66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9049

    Imagine: harry is making you breakfast, when you're done, you look at Harry, and he is just muscle tissue and blood "harry where is your skin" and he says " what did you think was the wrap bread

    • @Nicolas-sd4yk
      @Nicolas-sd4yk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +488

      Omfg I’m going to go thr0w up now 😍 /lh

    • @lemonsugaru8166
      @lemonsugaru8166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +480

      I love this surrealist nightmare of an imagine that you have created

    • @themasterprocrastinator4933
      @themasterprocrastinator4933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      It was a great timing reading this at 10 PM. Guess who's having nightmares tonight!

    • @eddiefairbanks6265
      @eddiefairbanks6265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      I was imagining you saying that in the same tone as "harry where is the milk"

    • @tvstatic5822
      @tvstatic5822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      oh

  • @and-xl2ey
    @and-xl2ey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    'if you're allowed to post them we're allowed to roast them '-Kurtis Conner 2019

  • @vronirom6469
    @vronirom6469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1149

    "what makes you beautiful is... darkness"
    Relatable

    • @theaceofspace6110
      @theaceofspace6110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah... beacuse they can't see my ugly face

    • @raccoondog1458
      @raccoondog1458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      r/im14andthisisdeep vibes from this comment

    • @MadeOfConfusion
      @MadeOfConfusion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@raccoondog1458 since when was a "mood" thing /iam14andthisisdeep? Lmaoooo
      It means they're ugly-

    • @raccoondog1458
      @raccoondog1458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MadeOfConfusion no wonder i cant relate 😌 self love

    • @missjasminenicole5968
      @missjasminenicole5968 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      When you’re the first black girl he’s dated

  • @chosoistryinghisbest
    @chosoistryinghisbest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    not mark lee 😭💀 i swear nctzens love making those crack imagines and they're so cursed 💀💀

  • @savage7090
    @savage7090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1547

    tbh Kurtis deserves the academy’s award for all the role playing in his videos

    • @araceliptorres
      @araceliptorres 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ikr! Something like an oscar or something like that

    • @rhiannonisaloser4141
      @rhiannonisaloser4141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yEE yEE right? 😂😂

    • @djbabyk3218
      @djbabyk3218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right?!? He’s got my vote

  • @amiwe7367
    @amiwe7367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1605

    "If there's a subwill, there's a subway."
    damn that was deep **sniff sniff**

    • @max_punch
      @max_punch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      If there's a subway, there's a domway

    • @radioactive_baby
      @radioactive_baby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@max_punch If there's a Subway, there's a Domino's

    • @mayline4509
      @mayline4509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like Z- no, no, I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. Why would I do that?

  • @dorkchops
    @dorkchops 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1801

    Imagine: standing at the kurtistown border and but the gaurd doesn't give you a extra greeting

  • @Zeffer32
    @Zeffer32 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    'I'm a superhero, guess my name'
    'Ironman? Spiderman?'
    *DHARR MAN*

  • @luxemme8872
    @luxemme8872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    "What makes you beautiful...is darkness" Drunk Harry Styles, 2019

  • @scratch472
    @scratch472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4703

    Imagine you’re hanging out at a children’s hospital making fun of the kids in wheelchairs, and then behind you someone whispers in your ear “let’s watch the Simpson’s”. It’s Curtis, and he asks you to marry him, and you accept. You are now happily married and you have 163 children. And every day Curtis tells you “you’re the best sister in the world YN”

  • @sugamintyfresh0139
    @sugamintyfresh0139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4840

    Imagine: When Kurtis finds a wattpad about him and Danny

  • @calowenby1654
    @calowenby1654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This instantly became one of my favorite Kurtis videos.

  • @Rockamolie
    @Rockamolie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4074

    12 year old me is triggered I used to think these Wattpad type imagines were Shakespeare.

    • @meepmoop4335
      @meepmoop4335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      oof, 12 y/o me can relate harD

    • @celestialudenberg8897
      @celestialudenberg8897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      U What 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @s0mb3rk1tt4g1rl
      @s0mb3rk1tt4g1rl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Honestly tho

    • @sugarvenomohyeah
      @sugarvenomohyeah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      me with the emo band imagines 😂😭😂😭😂

    • @autumn_leavesx4422
      @autumn_leavesx4422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      But when your 11 you’re cringing.
      But I hate the word cringing.
      But I use it.
      But okay.

  • @oliviabeasley2352
    @oliviabeasley2352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    imagine : you’re sitting on your bed watching youtube and you hear a knock on your door, you say “ come in “ Kurtis Conner slowly walks in whispers in your ear, “ YEE YEE “

    • @Cutiejuliya
      @Cutiejuliya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Olivia Beasley best fukin thing ever! i wouldnt let him go dude

    • @vi4269
      @vi4269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would cry laughing so beautiful lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sohasalahuddin
      @sohasalahuddin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thats a nightmare i would love to have

  • @georgekern7334
    @georgekern7334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8906

    Your sense of humor is literally the most perfect thing to exist.

    • @Demonslayer-64
      @Demonslayer-64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      What about Danny Gonzales?

    • @dee6294
      @dee6294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes

    • @annalee1847
      @annalee1847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Kristian Alexis lol THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON -get it the song that Danny made hahaha I’m so funny-

    • @umhi1996
      @umhi1996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      you mean the second most perfect thing? him being the first :')

    • @vylemsobotka3653
      @vylemsobotka3653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He's the CEO of bad puns

  • @lucy-zk7qr
    @lucy-zk7qr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    MARK LEE BEING HERE IS SO FUNNY TO ME LMAOO

  • @user-ju6ue1zf7r
    @user-ju6ue1zf7r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2444

    YourMan was a role made just for Noah Centieno

    • @mollyc1835
      @mollyc1835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      : he’d play the role AMAZINGly

    • @amelias6138
      @amelias6138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      catchphrase: woahwoahwoah

    • @teddeeznuts
      @teddeeznuts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@amelias6138 you're a genius

    • @anaxoxo2
      @anaxoxo2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      : HAHA

  • @thefloweringinferno1170
    @thefloweringinferno1170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2139

    Kurtis: We’re doing imagines! And not just 1D ones this time!
    All the kpop fans watching: *nervous sweating*

  • @fixitfelixswife2568
    @fixitfelixswife2568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1577

    *I'm glad Kurtis and Danny haven't collaborated yet. That'd be too powerful. We simply are not ready*

    • @erikacamacho7772
      @erikacamacho7772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yess

    • @batfarts69
      @batfarts69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Imaginary_ Problems Kurtis, Danny and Drew would implode the world

    • @melaniemmaakk4466
      @melaniemmaakk4466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Natalie Jones plus cody and noel

    • @aya-fr2wr
      @aya-fr2wr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      its bc the world is simply not ready

    • @wownice7830
      @wownice7830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      melanie mmaakk ahhh i can't my heart is 102920 beats per minute just thinking ab it

  • @supertrooper2013
    @supertrooper2013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    8:40 this reminded me of a saying in my country (Brazil). If you want to say you don't care about something, you say you are shitting and walking

  • @maggie1400ave
    @maggie1400ave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2943

    Imagine 👏🏽
    Kurtis gives you an extra greeting when he crawls in your ears. You ask him to leave but he won’t
    He’s in there

    • @cleetusbartholomew
      @cleetusbartholomew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Mani Sefas-Loos sorry i’m in ear

    • @louise4778
      @louise4778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      U tell him to stop but HE'S IN THERE

    • @katiebugladybug
      @katiebugladybug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm afeared

    • @EthanDan
      @EthanDan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Giggity giggity goo

    • @Menadianepie
      @Menadianepie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      💀💀

  • @juliamolinar1960
    @juliamolinar1960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    Imagine: you’re in your bed. it’s the middle of the night, rains taps on your window. Suddenly you hear a soft whisper, you can’t tell exactly where it’s coming from. You lift the covers just to discover someone lurking beneath them, it’s Kurtis Conner. He gently opens his mouth just to let out a soft “yee yee”, sending shivers down your spine.

  • @HopeLeyana
    @HopeLeyana 5 ปีที่แล้ว +904

    kurtis conner is the perfect guy to watch if you have a deep love for dumb puns.

    • @lemonswsushi3644
      @lemonswsushi3644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Your pfp is a whole mood

    • @HopeLeyana
      @HopeLeyana 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Spritzoll live it up, my guy

    • @mia-cb1su
      @mia-cb1su 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly my type of humor

    • @melinacoria8072
      @melinacoria8072 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And a lil chuckle after

  • @greeniemeanie112
    @greeniemeanie112 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The slow pan down to sheerans face with the imagine was absolutely great [ at 5:19 }

  • @4bbyafterhours4
    @4bbyafterhours4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2731

    Ok but who tf is so attracted to Jacob Sartorious that they have to make imagines bout him and post them on the internet to satisfy their fantasies

    • @haninm583
      @haninm583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Abby K his 11 year old fans

    • @dontcare4748
      @dontcare4748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Didn't that girl who plays Eleven in Stranger Things date him?

    • @4bbyafterhours4
      @4bbyafterhours4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@dontcare4748 oh my god i forgot

    • @zozotheclown7640
      @zozotheclown7640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Jessica Walker yea and then people bullied them until they broke up 💀💀💀

    • @mrjomammas
      @mrjomammas 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Weirdos

  • @javastripper7375
    @javastripper7375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    Imagine:
    You're in bed with Kurtis, he's spooning you
    He whispers in your ear, very softly
    "Yee yee"

  • @father3147
    @father3147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +939

    Kurtis puts his hands on your arm, he smiles softly as he grabs your arm breaks both of your bones

    • @12myea
      @12myea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i would apologize

    • @bloom36922
      @bloom36922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      All of my 2 bones

    • @elizahesp
      @elizahesp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      kurtis cups your cheek with both hands. they slide down to your neck when he lovingly looks straight into your eyes and snaps your neck, killing you instantly

    • @joesssaucey
      @joesssaucey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “Both of your bones”

    • @seamusmf
      @seamusmf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i’m really losing my mind at the thought of someone having two bones damn

  • @im_boingboing
    @im_boingboing 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love these, I used to spend hours at night in middle school reading these to cope with my undiagnosed mental illnesses. They're so nostalgic and I still read them to escape

  • @meganschmid6628
    @meganschmid6628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    I don’t know why, but I’m so relieved that the imaginary woman’s imaginary baby was saved

  • @pricessLeopard112
    @pricessLeopard112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1610

    Imagine: Kurtis Conner becomes very small and crawls into your ear
    You tell him no!
    But it's too late
    He screams "YeeYee"

  • @JosefineMay
    @JosefineMay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3082

    Kurtis deserves an Oscar for all those cutscenes lmao

    • @jizzmonster98
      @jizzmonster98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Josefine May theyre my fav

    • @gbcjay17361
      @gbcjay17361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      sksksks true 😂

    • @Ester-ue1hl
      @Ester-ue1hl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was the 2000th like :oo

  • @fascinating_echo1099
    @fascinating_echo1099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Imagine : Shawn Mendes comes into your room at the middle of the night and says "Someone wants to see you". while putting off his unicorn slippers.
    "Who?" you ask killing your pet baby dragon.
    "Me" Tom Holland says coming inside from your broken window. He comes closer to you and whispers "Ik you want to go to bed but your parents are getting divorced."

  • @melissatorres6733
    @melissatorres6733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1605

    Imagine: you're on a date with the love of your life, Kurtis, he gets down on one knee, pulls out a ring and tearfully asks you
    "will you be the YEE to my haw?"

    • @seanbean5499
      @seanbean5499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Beautiful *sniffsniff*

    • @starfire01245
      @starfire01245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The best one yet

    • @dariak3479
      @dariak3479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Georgiana Haiduc or maybe the best one yeet

    • @dariak3479
      @dariak3479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Georgiana Haiduc lm sorry

    • @starfire01245
      @starfire01245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dariak3479 omg I am dead :)))))

  • @psych0tic706
    @psych0tic706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5271

    Kurtis: I’m happy my legs are not on camera
    Also Kurtis: **shows legs on camera**

    • @Korrin69
      @Korrin69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was your *666 like*

    • @jairajsha8208
      @jairajsha8208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      And that’s why I disliked the video 😡😡😡😡🥲😡😎🥸

    • @emblight4077
      @emblight4077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was just about to comment that lol

    • @sylvia7961
      @sylvia7961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i was boutta say that but you beat me there by 7 months

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      im glad he did because i was wearing the EXACT SAME PANTS lol

  • @froppiss5165
    @froppiss5165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15938

    y/n is just constantly trying to survive all these imagines.
    Edit:
    It’s been a long year i wonder how y/n is doing now

    • @geeswithane7yrago303
      @geeswithane7yrago303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +573

      #prayfory/n

    • @starbearskies
      @starbearskies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +543

      If it’s an actual person she’s suffered so much I-

    • @user-lz9zw8gb9i
      @user-lz9zw8gb9i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      #prayfory/n

    • @Kaarolas
      @Kaarolas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Does that mean if i put my name im suffering.....

    • @12-d33
      @12-d33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      #prayfory/n

  • @Jupiter-ng1yi
    @Jupiter-ng1yi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    8:20 the Mark imagine is actually kinda something I can imagine him saying 😭😭

    • @mildew127
      @mildew127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I mean it’s better than this one imagine I saw that was him sticking his toes up y/n’s nose and y/n dying(y/n had a toe allergy 😭)

    • @Jupiter-ng1yi
      @Jupiter-ng1yi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mildew127 that is actually an amazing imagine

  • @lys0614
    @lys0614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11137

    Please read watt pad fanfics I would die laughing

    • @rainylele3761
      @rainylele3761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      have you ever seen jenny nicholson's video on 'trapped in a island with posh hutcherson' its pure gold,, like probably the most bizarre fanfic ever written

    • @swimperwrath5417
      @swimperwrath5417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Trapped in a island with Josh Hutcherson is a fuckin masterpiece the killer Jeff one is also 2gud4me

    • @swimperwrath5417
      @swimperwrath5417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Going to watch it now

    • @rainylele3761
      @rainylele3761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @Emily that is also an incredibly good bad fanfic. the pregnancy, the logan and jake drama, the obvious self-insert neighbour. perfection.

    • @nishikoi6789
      @nishikoi6789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i could link like 4 mpreg fanfics that i hate

  • @narihanaASMR
    @narihanaASMR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1975

    discovering kurtis conner has immediately made my life and youtube 10x better

  • @q.l.1363
    @q.l.1363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2669

    I couldn’t stop laughing at the “I’ll never drop you” Zayn story, because what the fuck

    • @radioactive_baby
      @radioactive_baby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I was dying💀

    • @noonahmed5088
      @noonahmed5088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      @@radioactive_baby just like zayn when he fell on the table

    • @kokofish
      @kokofish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Noon Ahmed JAIL 💀

    • @NataliaV
      @NataliaV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i literally cannot breathe this is so funny

    • @sillysceneX3
      @sillysceneX3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I died 💀💀

  • @sophieg.4625
    @sophieg.4625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    i think it’s hilarious that mark lee made it into this video LMAOAOAO

  • @kayleecaca
    @kayleecaca 5 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    "You get bullied at school because your mom passes away so your boyfriend Ed Sheeran takes you to lunch."
    *IM LOSING SO MANY BRAIN CELLS HELP*

    • @tdmac5413
      @tdmac5413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      the slow reveal of eds face was fucking terrifyingly

    • @imluvinyourmum
      @imluvinyourmum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No, he walks in, hugs you and holds you, then kidnaps you from school and takes you to lunch...

  • @mmoscoviumm
    @mmoscoviumm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3817

    kurtis: i’m really happy that my legs aren’t on camera because holy shit, this is a bad outfit.
    also kurtis: proceeds to show us bad outfit

    • @sophie9247
      @sophie9247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      he’s so brave 😢

    • @laurajames5422
      @laurajames5422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lol I commented this exact comment but then saw you got there first so I deleted it haha

    • @NadezhdaNikanorova
      @NadezhdaNikanorova 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@laurajames5422 same😂

    • @umm-braillnina9336
      @umm-braillnina9336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly tho same

    • @mmoscoviumm
      @mmoscoviumm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bruh idek it’s very christmas-y !! 😂😂

  • @Clemingtime
    @Clemingtime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    Imagine you are riding on a motorcycle with your boyfriend Keanu Reeves, and you fall off. He doesn't notice because he is super stoned.

    • @Gracekiss7728
      @Gracekiss7728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's Iris xo yes

    • @alissawilliams3435
      @alissawilliams3435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Marzi Pan Keanu Reeves=Squip

    • @ciannachauncey2408
      @ciannachauncey2408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was gonna like but it's perfectly at 666 and I don't wanna ruin it 😂

  • @GruulAnarch
    @GruulAnarch 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "Glad you can't see my entire outfit!"
    *proceeds to show entire outfit*

  • @sagem9224
    @sagem9224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +872

    imagine
    your boyfriend kurtis just had toof surgery. he surprises you at home one morning and wakes you up with a big kiss on the mouth. it feels a little different, a little like a baby. you open your eyes and see kurtis got a mouth transplant and swapped mouths with a fish named sammy. you kill him.

    • @victoria513
      @victoria513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      best shit i’ve ever read

    • @lael3357
      @lael3357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i busted all 3 of my lungs

    • @phoebe5472
      @phoebe5472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      sammy wakes up with a full set of human teeth and looks confused, he sees kurtis, kurtis says "who do u fink gave u all the teef!" samny overdoses on painkillers

    • @happygolucky8016
      @happygolucky8016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not gonna lie you had me the firs half

    • @alishap8625
      @alishap8625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm not liking this cuz rn it's at 666 likes

  • @francolopez3656
    @francolopez3656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1665

    Imagine: your palm's are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on your sweater already. Mom's spaghetti.

    • @darthrevan2838
      @darthrevan2838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Then: You’re nervous, but on the surface you act calm and ready to drop bombs

    • @exiletattoo7677
      @exiletattoo7677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      But you keep on forgetting what you wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud

    • @brixhaven1196
      @brixhaven1196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      He opens his mouth but the words… 🤐

    • @Niki_459
      @Niki_459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      won't come out, He's choking, how, everybody's joking now

    • @_KiTtIe.KaTt_
      @_KiTtIe.KaTt_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@Niki_459 times up,over pow!

  • @halliekramer2754
    @halliekramer2754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    Imagine: you're sitting on your swing in your yard and kurtis comes over and just kills you. For your spleen.

    • @laurenbray8314
      @laurenbray8314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      No. He "kills you to death"'. That's the imagine way lol.

    • @estherfichtenholz4838
      @estherfichtenholz4838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I just completely lost my shit thank you

    • @sofiamorenociampa4483
      @sofiamorenociampa4483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      swinging in ur backyard pull up in ur fast car whistling my name open up a beer u say come over here and play a video gaame ok im tired of writing bye

    • @DameVonBonDaisy
      @DameVonBonDaisy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      23 dolla on the dark web

    • @halliekramer2754
      @halliekramer2754 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DameVonBonDaisy I buy for 5 dolla

  • @katsoukurry
    @katsoukurry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Imagine: Kurtis Connor thinks saying sun cream is weird when it’s what every British person calls sun tan lotion

  • @abbilily5386
    @abbilily5386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1619

    Kurtis : lol sun cream wtf is that my dude so weird
    *The entire UK-*

    • @abbilily5386
      @abbilily5386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Izzy we’re a pretty complex country

    • @placeb0235
      @placeb0235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ifkr

    • @toehairsareyummy9056
      @toehairsareyummy9056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Uk: am I a joke to u m8?

    • @gwendolyn2442
      @gwendolyn2442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@toehairsareyummy9056 proceeds to fuck him up with Brexit

    • @Emily-pi5ef
      @Emily-pi5ef 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was shook that they don't say it

  • @allygrace2626
    @allygrace2626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    imagine
    you wake up one day to your mom lightly tapping your shoulder. you open your eyes to see her sitting next to you, crying.
    “mom?” you ask groggily, rubbing the sleep from ur eyes.
    “honey. i’m sorry i have to do this to you, but your dad and i are so broke, we can’t afford rent.” she says, sobbing.
    “mom what are you talking about?”
    “we’re selling you to Kurtis Conner. we’re so sorry, sweetie.”
    “mom please don’t do this,” you cry, clinging to her as she gets up to grab your already packed bags.
    when did she pack them?
    “get dressed. he’s downstairs when you’re ready.”
    you stare at the doorway where she just left in awe. you can’t believe your own parents are doing this. you feel the tears come down as you get dressed and head downstairs.
    you see kurtis look up at you and stare into your soul.
    “oh hey. uh yee yee” he says.
    That was the moment you knew you had to do this for your family.
    The End.

    • @naligawesa3245
      @naligawesa3245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Ally Grace I’ve been wheezing for 5 minutes sksksksk sksksks 😂

    • @bobbi5355
      @bobbi5355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is so M/S i love it😂😂😂😂😂

    • @caitlinbraun372
      @caitlinbraun372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Ally Grace pls where’s part 2

    • @HazelEyes1D
      @HazelEyes1D 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      KSANJSNKJNSK I AM DYING STOPPPPP

    • @notme5501
      @notme5501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thats pretty creative

  • @amaraberger7113
    @amaraberger7113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    Nobody:
    Kurtis: *”fUcKiNg PaRdOn”*

    • @alexandrahenderson4368
      @alexandrahenderson4368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I say that too. Is it not common?

    • @mmog_1
      @mmog_1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can’t like it cause I’m EdGy so this is my like

  • @number1soobinstan
    @number1soobinstan ปีที่แล้ว +21

    8:07 HELP NOT MARK 💀💀

  • @Roberta_Trevino
    @Roberta_Trevino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4560

    Imagine. You're a redhead and you're getting bullied at Hogwarts. Then, Styles comes on a broom and takes you by car. Potter is jealous and they witch fight over you and Harry wins

    • @celina4199
      @celina4199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

      but...which one?

    • @YB-ox5uc
      @YB-ox5uc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +509

      @@celina4199 harry does

    • @Chris-xh9on
      @Chris-xh9on 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      OMG *Harry* won

    • @Chris-xh9on
      @Chris-xh9on 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      *THE Harry*

    • @celina4199
      @celina4199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      @@Chris-xh9on the ultimate harry

  • @calebprovencher7727
    @calebprovencher7727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4564

    My name is Caleb, and I was slightly uncomfortable 😂

  • @amirabhayat1517
    @amirabhayat1517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1881

    Everyone:
    Kurtis: fUcKiNg PaRdOn?¿?¿??¿

  • @rock.arrrght
    @rock.arrrght ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I remembered the Cringey 1D imagines when I saw Niall Horan on TV and I couldn’t remember his name so I nearly yelled “Is that the guy in my ear?? Get out!!”

    • @cvaal
      @cvaal ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this is something i would do ☠️

  • @NikusenQa123
    @NikusenQa123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    "we cringed, we laughed, and we had a gay old time" should be the title of my autobiography

  • @elsypie9834
    @elsypie9834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1193

    *Read episode stories. They would dig a hole in you that nothing could fill.*

  • @LadySquiffington
    @LadySquiffington 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1354

    with those jokes, youre gonna make a GREAT dad

    • @ally2424
      @ally2424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg yes😂

    • @justbeingmar2690
      @justbeingmar2690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      conspiracy theory, his girlfriend is pregnant and he will be

    • @elliotl.a7245
      @elliotl.a7245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      JustBeingMar conspiracy theory, he’s pregnant

    • @jessstichter8699
      @jessstichter8699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and a great daddy 👀👀

  • @yuyupunk
    @yuyupunk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    IM REWATCHING OLD KURTIS VIDEOS AND THE MARK LEE ONE HELPHSHDJABDN MY NCTZEN BRAIN CANT DO THIS

  • @Dreamur
    @Dreamur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    Imagine
    Kurtis is your “friend”
    You’re asleep in his bed
    You suddenly feel something on your back
    It’s Kurtis
    He’s just flinging chips at you while asking you to move over

    • @trixxsaurus2386
      @trixxsaurus2386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Dude I would kill for that to happen to me

    • @dead7438
      @dead7438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      {Floofi Chaos} that’s honestly goals

    • @tiredandhungry4797
      @tiredandhungry4797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol what the hell

  • @ayla6053
    @ayla6053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    Imagine
    Kurtis runs Naruto style into ur room and yells YEE YEE then jumps out the window

  • @tangerinefalcon
    @tangerinefalcon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    Kurtis: “I’m so glad my legs aren’t on camera right now”
    Also Kurtis: *shows legs in next cut*
    Yee haw

  • @nicole-nk2bo
    @nicole-nk2bo ปีที่แล้ว +27

    5:00
    missed opportunity to say:
    “babe it’s so dark in here, but That’s What Makes You Beautiful”
    ok