NOTHING BUT DICKS | Cards Against Humanity w/ Bob, Wade, Jack

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  • @effieess2776
    @effieess2776 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6430

    I forgot they were actually playing CAH for a moment when Jack started saying 'when I am president of the United States'.

  • @2ghoul4school
    @2ghoul4school 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6774

    Bob: the baby sitter
    Jack: loud child
    Wade: bullied child
    Mark: inappropriate child

  • @enderblawk5068
    @enderblawk5068 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3496

    Bob: *Ditches card* I hope that was wade's.
    Wade: It was ;-;

  • @scratchedcds
    @scratchedcds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1205

    13:05 Jack burps into his mic and looks so proud of himself it’s hilarious

    • @necrodancer1876
      @necrodancer1876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I wondering if anyone had noticed that too! Lol. I was looking for the timestamp for it but I was having trouble finding it! Thank you for this! Lol. He is such a proud Irish man lol.

    • @Hey-up5eo
      @Hey-up5eo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes he looked into the mic. That is below that camera area. You are very wise I see

    • @scratchedcds
      @scratchedcds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Dr. Doggo
      so do you get off on being a smartass and spoiling people’s fun or is it just like a day job?

    • @alix416
      @alix416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like your pfppppp

    • @winniekenney7204
      @winniekenney7204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      nice pfp

  • @staticheart5638
    @staticheart5638 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4488

    Bob: "if someone shows up at your door and flashes you and just walks away, it's just not the same".
    Wade: "yeah it's your crazy uncle"

    • @brookem2598
      @brookem2598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      i feel like everyone ignored that and i was dying 😂

    • @kakashihatake4631
      @kakashihatake4631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah that’s amazing you made me laugh good job golden star ⭐️

    • @melonmackintosh782
      @melonmackintosh782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s never the same

    • @Angry5704
      @Angry5704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's one of my favorite CAH moments I've seen. Another one is when I was playing with my sister and she played "The Pope" for "here is the church, here is the steeple, open the doors and here is ____"

    • @nayderdabigfatgator1842
      @nayderdabigfatgator1842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your French Uncle

  • @HunterTracks
    @HunterTracks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1987

    You know you're being too loud when Jack tells you to shut up.

    • @fighterlm7
      @fighterlm7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ikr XD

    • @catgirlgrunge
      @catgirlgrunge 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Unknown Error you win award

    • @inyanjones2122
      @inyanjones2122 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ikr? XD XD

    • @youtubeaddictfan3406
      @youtubeaddictfan3406 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Unknown Error
      I think he would tell me to shut up because I tell everyone everything I want so I sound like just a big 20000 page essay yep I do that

    • @gravedigger69420
      @gravedigger69420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IKR XD

  • @animexoxo2792
    @animexoxo2792 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4074

    card against humanity more like cards against wade

    • @LarkVsOwl-de3op
      @LarkVsOwl-de3op 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      wade is the underdog for sure

    • @lexibear9735
      @lexibear9735 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      anime xoxo ikr

    • @erinrinehart6839
      @erinrinehart6839 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +anime xoxo yup they aren't against humanity.... they're against Wade

    • @gunnarshahayda8408
      @gunnarshahayda8408 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wayde has tiny hand because of tiny penis

    • @TheOpossumMaster
      @TheOpossumMaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was your 1k like :D

  • @lynn4840
    @lynn4840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    "Nothing: it's a trap!"
    - My anxiety on a daily basis.

    • @Ethan_Onyxxx
      @Ethan_Onyxxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me too-

    • @marquis911
      @marquis911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Also Anxiety: Everything is a trap.

  • @icarussunshine1408
    @icarussunshine1408 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2431

    Wade: How are you just fingering it like that? Bob: Cause I'm a goddamn wizard, that's how.

    • @monochrome8948
      @monochrome8948 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Undercover Hetalian I am so done 😂😂

    • @icarussunshine1408
      @icarussunshine1408 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      mono CHROME ikr? 😂

    • @MrJames_Bondage
      @MrJames_Bondage 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That feel when I was the 666th like

    • @iamennard5609
      @iamennard5609 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Undercover Hetalian
      Bob: Because I thought it was funny, just have you seen those guys

    • @hyperyte
      @hyperyte 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      didnt you know, bob stayed a virgen till 30 and became a wizard.... (if he stays a virgen 100 years he will become the next pewdiepie, he is 99)

  • @PhnyxLee
    @PhnyxLee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8215

    Jack: "EVERYBODY SHUT UP!"
    Everybody: *silence*
    Jack: "Ok. Everybody SHUT UP and pay attention."
    Everybody: "Okay."
    I think they're scared of Jack.

    • @abaddou1
      @abaddou1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +861

      Fear the might of the Irish

    • @sammy651
      @sammy651 7 ปีที่แล้ว +612

      The potato is strong with this one.

    • @itzjustkat8693
      @itzjustkat8693 7 ปีที่แล้ว +370

      Fear little Leprechaun Jack

    • @desvexel840
      @desvexel840 7 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      Kara Lemke its all in the accent

    • @KaylaTheKindOne
      @KaylaTheKindOne 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Kara Lemke Timestamp please

  • @StarrphireYT
    @StarrphireYT 8 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    I love how the thumbnail has Mark, Bob and Wade all making goofy face and then there's Jack just being a cute lil squish

  • @Pixel.1003
    @Pixel.1003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    6:43
    No one is talking about how Sean gave their places away while Mark, Bob, and Wade didn't hear him and he still ended up winning.

    • @shookcanuk7255
      @shookcanuk7255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      took me 4 years to notice this

    • @Interestking
      @Interestking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait... his name isn't Jack?

    • @shookcanuk7255
      @shookcanuk7255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Interestking no idk where he got jack from but its seán

    • @tang_erine
      @tang_erine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@shookcanuk7255 jacksepticye (idk how to spell it, it!s from his channel)

    • @shookcanuk7255
      @shookcanuk7255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tang_erine yeah but i mean if his names not jack, why is his channel named jacksepticeye

  • @squidsquiddly5970
    @squidsquiddly5970 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1338

    Could you imagine all of these guys on a road trip....

    • @catygrey838
      @catygrey838 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Squid SQuiddly I WOULD PAY ONE MILLION DOLLARS TO BE ON THAT ROAD TRIP!

    • @vivenkeful
      @vivenkeful 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That would be hilarous and I would watch every single minute of that :D

    • @plzno4229
      @plzno4229 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Squid SQuiddly sounds gr8 even without the Cards Against Humanity

    • @dylanmellor706
      @dylanmellor706 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Squid SQuiddly That would be amazing or a disaster

    • @user-mk4xi5qm9w
      @user-mk4xi5qm9w 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Squid SQuiddly i cant decide whether that would be my dream or a complete nightmare

  • @garrettallen7427
    @garrettallen7427 8 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    Bob- :its not a stripper it's different"
    Wade- "Yeah it's your crazy uncle!"

    • @jwlapham8154
      @jwlapham8154 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mark?

    • @watchon128
      @watchon128 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HELLO!!! I HAVE 129 SUBSCRIBERS !!! WHO WANTS TO BE 130 !!!

    • @aceywac3y
      @aceywac3y 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Watch ON not me

  • @mild_caligacal2450
    @mild_caligacal2450 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1443

    I just love the chemistry between these four. Always makes a bad day great. :D

    • @lysettelopez2347
      @lysettelopez2347 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Caligacal So frickin true

    • @KaylaTheKindOne
      @KaylaTheKindOne 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Caligacal so do i

    • @momothach2965
      @momothach2965 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Caligacal they make a great day bad because of their penis jokes...... :-)

  • @wanderingkernel5002
    @wanderingkernel5002 7 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    The best one was
    "BILLY MAYS, HERE FOR LETTING EVERYONE DOWN!"

    • @thx4chrckingin
      @thx4chrckingin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      BILLY MAYS! HERE FOR NATURAL MALE ENHANCEMENT!!!
      That feels better

    • @Pattsnogle23
      @Pattsnogle23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thx4chrckingin I like that one better 🤣

  • @thehelmethead4883
    @thehelmethead4883 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4417

    Wade chooses the most offensive cards, and everyone gets mad at him.
    I'm here like - "but isn't that the point?"

    • @desvexel840
      @desvexel840 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      32roadsters 1 they Werner actually mad

    • @darkknightknine9905
      @darkknightknine9905 6 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      @@foreignfat6009 Projecting much?

    • @foreignfat6009
      @foreignfat6009 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@darkknightknine9905 yeah, projecting my frustration from a people full of bullshit.

    • @TIREPROD
      @TIREPROD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@foreignfat6009 I agree, Jack is basing the entire process of logic not humor. The beta basic bitch!

    • @foreignfat6009
      @foreignfat6009 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@TIREPROD Most irish people i know, they do love dark humor.... Dunno what happened to him.

  • @gangstersparrow
    @gangstersparrow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    To see everyone playing with each other really makes me happy for some reason.

    • @mishkarae
      @mishkarae 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me too! ^o^ It makes TH-cam a happier place~

    • @gangstersparrow
      @gangstersparrow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mishka Rae Yeah! xD

    • @FadedUnicornz
      @FadedUnicornz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Shame these 'shippers' are gonna ruin it.

    • @mystiplier4498
      @mystiplier4498 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Faded Unicornz SEPTIPLIER AWAYY!!!!!!!!! hah you mad? OR NAH

    • @vonv6158
      @vonv6158 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Faded Unicornz Ikr
      it's kinda annoying
      no offence Shippers! :'o

  • @kara6765
    @kara6765 8 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    Is no one gonna acknowledge when they were talking about nudity and wade yelled "THAT'S YOUR WEIRD UNCLE!"😂 he needs credit for that

    • @awkwardpotato5224
      @awkwardpotato5224 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      MarciMegaMouth I laughed so hard at that part

    • @Kateishable
      @Kateishable 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wish they went with the offensive (Mostly Wades) cards rather than just the 'funny' ones.
      That's the whole point of this game!
      Actually prefer the game Wade was playing with JP, Pat and Gar, so much more offensive hilarity!

    • @skybear17
      @skybear17 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      MarciMegaMouth 😂😂😂 I WAS DYING

    • @cgirltv
      @cgirltv 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know!!!! No one noticed!

    • @YozelynJ
      @YozelynJ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wade's jokes are always ignored cause, you know, septiplier

  • @shelleyhatch6434
    @shelleyhatch6434 6 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    "come on hepatitis" - JackSpeticEye 2017

    • @judebarrett17
      @judebarrett17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Man feels like yesterday

  • @JustABumbleBee
    @JustABumbleBee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    I love it when you and Jack play things together.
    I don't ship Septiplier but I love the bromance.

    • @ikeikeikea
      @ikeikeikea 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

    • @melarki
      @melarki 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      YES

    • @InkyCloneJoestar
      @InkyCloneJoestar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      TurtleBee BROMANCE BROMANCE BROMANCE

    • @ghostysnakier
      @ghostysnakier 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Same. Their friendship is epic. Whenever they collab the commentary is just perfect.

    • @lpsmovingstyles1
      @lpsmovingstyles1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me 2

  • @Pramerios
    @Pramerios 8 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    "hello im here to establish my dominance"
    - bob 2k17

  • @artistic_smirks9736
    @artistic_smirks9736 7 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    Jack: *burps into mic*
    Jack: *looks at the camera with the look of "yeah i fucking did that"*

    • @kas9965
      @kas9965 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      When

    • @Goversher
      @Goversher 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Still waiting ​@@kas9965

  • @xWhiTzZy
    @xWhiTzZy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2620

    how you didn't choose "hey baby, come back to my place and i will show you the Donald Trump Seal of Approval" is beyond me. Instant winner

    • @KennyNeider
      @KennyNeider 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      I personally would have went with "Ripping A Man's Chest Open And Pulling Out His Still Beating Heart"

    • @dillonramsey9452
      @dillonramsey9452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same

    • @chaoticproductions3922
      @chaoticproductions3922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      The incest answer caught me off guard idk why but it just did

    • @emmc5922
      @emmc5922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I made the likes 666, I'm so proud of myself

    • @lanehenkle6400
      @lanehenkle6400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well I know atleast Mark and Jack are super SJW'S. Idk about bob and wade but they probably don't wanna get political

  • @catygrey838
    @catygrey838 8 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    Jack: "When I'm president of the United States"
    Me: "VOTE FOR JACKSPEDICY 2024"

    • @toxic-mind-honey3371
      @toxic-mind-honey3371 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wish we could.. Sadly we cant because he's not a natural citizen..

    • @hazelfeather6248
      @hazelfeather6248 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Caty Poppy he has my vote... and I will force all my friends to vote to

    • @catygrey838
      @catygrey838 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      JACK WILL HAVE AN ARMY!

    • @lostrunner2552
      @lostrunner2552 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, all he has to do is be an American citizen for a certain amount of time, wait for the next election and make himself a candidate, campaign, and hopefully he wins and doesn't fuck up. :D And I feel like he will get America to help Ireland in someway. XD

    • @Sargaxiist2022
      @Sargaxiist2022 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      GlitchedMind No, in order to be president you must be BORN in the US. Not just be a citizen

  • @narwhalthepilot
    @narwhalthepilot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    Did anyone else notice they are playing Cards Against Humanity in CHURCH of all places!!!??!??

    • @aileenahcat1733
      @aileenahcat1733 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Narwhal Pilot I commented that too XD

    • @ciaranryan8194
      @ciaranryan8194 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Irk wtf are they doing there

    • @CNLoneWolf
      @CNLoneWolf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Probably so they can ask god for forgiveness immediately after they're done playing :P

    • @BubblesZap
      @BubblesZap 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I have played cards against humanity in an actual church once.

    • @Dab510
      @Dab510 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thug life XD

  • @uwufinity
    @uwufinity 8 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    *sees first few seconds* Yes,... this level of maturity is what I love about these guys.

  • @BornotB-xi6kg
    @BornotB-xi6kg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    2:59
    Captions: Jack groans in pleasure.

  • @JohntheKing
    @JohntheKing 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    0:12 "Old fashioned games, with new fashioned friends, Come on everybody! This is Table Flip!"

  • @bookishdraws5542
    @bookishdraws5542 7 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    Jacks fabulous hair flip on 13:57

    • @miowoda
      @miowoda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Prefessional Nerd 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @herbwert
      @herbwert 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank u

    • @maeforreal
      @maeforreal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Then he just looks into the camera lol (ya I know this is late)

    • @lorelei1631
      @lorelei1631 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jack is just like, *SLAY QUEEN* 😂💚

  • @Freyjinn
    @Freyjinn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1519

    Mark and dicks. A lifelong love story.

    • @beccasapphire3862
      @beccasapphire3862 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Freyjinn your animations are amazing :)

    • @hollawuddle1723
      @hollawuddle1723 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Still a better love story than Twilight

    • @TheColorBlue22
      @TheColorBlue22 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL

    • @fernandovasconez-taylor3144
      @fernandovasconez-taylor3144 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Freyjinn keep on making vids they are soo good!

    • @ktony859
      @ktony859 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol, true. I love your animations, by the way!

  • @tubulart0ri
    @tubulart0ri 6 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Mark: You gotta yell these
    Jack (internally): hehehe I’m the expert of that

  • @nico-nico-no7704
    @nico-nico-no7704 8 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    What did we learn here?
    NEVER give these guys a bunch of colored pencils and a free space to draw xD

    • @funkyorsomethin
      @funkyorsomethin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My lord yes

    • @melaniemint8075
      @melaniemint8075 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Deiu Rindom can you imagine them all eating at Montana's together? (In case anyone reading this doesn't know, Montanas is a ribhouse that gives diners a drawing space at their tables because the tablecloth is made of paper and is blank. You're given a cup of crayons while waiting for your food)

    • @nico-nico-no7704
      @nico-nico-no7704 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ConBrial
      OMG HOW PERFECT! I can just imagine an old couple walking by seeing these four adults drawing dicks everywhere! xD

    • @amealiaallen9586
      @amealiaallen9586 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Deiu Rindom that's all they are good at

    • @melaniemint8075
      @melaniemint8075 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Deiu Rindom haha! It paints a pretty picture XD I can 100% see this scenario happening

  • @Carmen-gp4fj
    @Carmen-gp4fj 8 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    I like how Jack is the only one with a cute picture in the thumbnail😂😂

  • @134340hann
    @134340hann 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1507

    "Who writes in green?"
    GREEN IS NOT A CREATIVE COLOR-

    • @Gabe-lc3iv
      @Gabe-lc3iv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      TheSouffléGirl DHIMS refrences

    • @m_a_d_i_s_o_n_n5717
      @m_a_d_i_s_o_n_n5717 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Random Fangirl Gabby thats what i thought XD

    • @Gabe-lc3iv
      @Gabe-lc3iv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      FluffyFang 123 i have nightmares of dhmis so this is just a bit of it

    • @m_a_d_i_s_o_n_n5717
      @m_a_d_i_s_o_n_n5717 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Random Fangirl Gabby same but i think salid fingers is worse

    • @TheScryer
      @TheScryer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah salad fingers is SOOOOOOO much more scary

  • @kylehenderson9489
    @kylehenderson9489 7 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    Is that environment supposed to be a church? You're playing C.A.H. in a church!?!

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Kyle Henderson in a CHURCH against humanity.

    • @kennguin3797
      @kennguin3797 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      guess they need to face it with some poise and rationality

    • @nicolesueur
      @nicolesueur 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Real inspirations

    • @Frog101_Real
      @Frog101_Real 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@kennguin3797 I CHIME IN

    • @misslockwood6530
      @misslockwood6530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kennguin3797 best reply 💯💯

  • @smilly1683
    @smilly1683 8 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    "i will create the department of nazis"
    Every news channel: did someone say Pewdiepie?
    #IStandWithPewdiepie

    • @Martin-gd1fq
      @Martin-gd1fq 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HollyBananaCake it's so tru omg #istandwithpewdiepie #broarmyvsyoutube

    • @Lishadra
      @Lishadra 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      HollyBananaCake You know he was in the wrong right? He has an audience of impressionable children, he should know better than to make such a terrible "joke".

    • @NaimHrustanovic
      @NaimHrustanovic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wrong or not, he's still not a nazi, nor is he worth dropping over something so petty. Collectivism spells the apocalypse, and the will to cut someone out for dissent is only a few steps away from genocide.

  • @randomontheinternet_hi
    @randomontheinternet_hi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    I enjoy when Bob gets fed up with everyone being stupid and yells at them xD

  • @haustreviance
    @haustreviance 8 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    Years and years, your guys' friendship stays the same. You mean so much to all of us.

  • @jadeb.7501
    @jadeb.7501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I love how disappointed Mark looked when he and Bob said "take that and rewind it back" at the same time @ 5:41 lol.

  • @hatdoggo25
    @hatdoggo25 8 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Bob and mark: *talks shit about jack*
    Jack: *jack waddles*
    Wade: *keeps quiet* 😂😂😂

  • @liyaa.3320
    @liyaa.3320 8 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    "mine's all Trumpy" lmao Bob

    • @olivermoth
      @olivermoth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i was wondering if anyone caught that lmao

    • @Tamaki742
      @Tamaki742 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If it's true, it'd be like Robin Williams naming his daughter Zelda.

    • @squiffyiscool
      @squiffyiscool 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tamaki742 wtf...

    • @Tamaki742
      @Tamaki742 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tamyra Morris I'm serious, his daughter's name is Zelda.

    • @squiffyiscool
      @squiffyiscool 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tamaki742 no I knew that he named her after Princess Zelda, but what does the analogy mean?

  • @imbeckymiller2
    @imbeckymiller2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +838

    anyone else notice Sean and Mark fix their hair at the same time at 1:18, just thought I'd share 😂

    • @sirdoctoroftardis
      @sirdoctoroftardis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I've seen them do the same thing in a different video

    • @Dissociated_dolly
      @Dissociated_dolly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jessica ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @darkfire3578
      @darkfire3578 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      cute! ya i ship it❤️

    • @daniella6575
      @daniella6575 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Faith Monk they fucking fixed their hair.

    • @katshirolover1762
      @katshirolover1762 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Becky Miller it was a beautiful work of art 😂👌

  • @vapor-sings
    @vapor-sings 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    7:16 Well, Wade...
    *DO YOU HAVE 90 MINUTES?!?*

    • @The_Fierce_Deity
      @The_Fierce_Deity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Loli Police 🤣 I saw what you did there. Very Clever.

    • @judebarrett17
      @judebarrett17 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @theecornerstone8747
    @theecornerstone8747 8 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    As someone with mild Autism, I would have picked it as the winner.

  • @gabriellareyes1093
    @gabriellareyes1093 8 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Oh God, the fantastic four are back, it's a good Friday

    • @catgirlgrunge
      @catgirlgrunge 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gabriella Reyes yup yup

    • @SophiaTrue1
      @SophiaTrue1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gabriella Reyes ikr

    • @craniumcase
      @craniumcase 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gabriella Reyes true

  • @anxietea5171
    @anxietea5171 8 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    12:03 Wade's joke is really underappreciated here

  • @EdenWoofWoof
    @EdenWoofWoof 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    12:27
    This is how the world ends! Not with a bang but with a
    20:34

  • @brendinveness
    @brendinveness 7 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    Poor Wade, He's always taking Everyones Crap

    • @mr.eazilymctriggered9369
      @mr.eazilymctriggered9369 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Brendin Veness, he’s taken this kind of crud from them for years.

    • @alfiebluemoon7476
      @alfiebluemoon7476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Because it's a joke. It's 100% common logic that he would have asked them to stop long ago!

    • @recoil2187
      @recoil2187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He is always bullied but he pulled “mild autism” so I kindaaaaaaaaa don’t like that. But still feel bad for him

    • @alfiebluemoon7476
      @alfiebluemoon7476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      The whole point of the game is to bring out offensive jokes with those cards. I didn't really care that mild autism was pulled (if i must say it, I have autism), since I know he is a good man.

    • @Hyuttah
      @Hyuttah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@recoil2187 I have autism, I wasn't offended. I found it funny as hell 😂

  • @Beexu
    @Beexu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1613

    jacks the loud one
    Marks the crazy one
    wade is the bullied one
    Bob is the parent
    This is what I think 💭

    • @ehird8038
      @ehird8038 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Umbreon marks also the rude child in a classroom xD

    • @kawaii_sushi_princess4555
      @kawaii_sushi_princess4555 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      this is what I think
      Jack is the baby of the group
      mark is the second baby of the group
      wade they just mess with him
      bob is a mystery I dont know

    • @Beexu
      @Beexu 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      sabor12345 ikr XD

    • @Beexu
      @Beexu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ciel x hatsune miku THE BABIES PICK ON WADE!!!

    • @joyrollins8107
      @joyrollins8107 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Umbreon accurate

  • @17BLACK-O928
    @17BLACK-O928 8 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    Mark is the dad, Jack is the wife, Bob is their son and Wade is his little sister.

    • @toychica7703
      @toychica7703 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      true

    • @mw2xxx
      @mw2xxx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Can you not

    • @JIMIN-ul9mb
      @JIMIN-ul9mb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rainbow Trout Septiplier( heh, sorry )

    • @kawaii_sushi_princess4555
      @kawaii_sushi_princess4555 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      WHAT.THE.HELL yeah wait...(thinks for a minute) Why the fuck..(thinks again) who is more of a girl😂😂😂

    • @rickirodriquezstormlupus4261
      @rickirodriquezstormlupus4261 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SEPTIPLAIER AWAY ✊

  • @NexusProductions-rz1sv
    @NexusProductions-rz1sv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Wade: What do you not want to find in your Chinese food."
    Mark: "My pet named Steve."

  • @R4zzSp4zz
    @R4zzSp4zz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    13:55 bottom right corner of the screen. and this is why we fell in love with Sean (Jack)

    • @bubblesthecephalopod
      @bubblesthecephalopod 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Andrew Walters XDXDXD

    • @EH-yu5dq
      @EH-yu5dq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Because of bob?...😂

    • @ruffledbirbo4532
      @ruffledbirbo4532 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Andrew Walters - I'm sure every fan knows who Sean is, dude.

    • @GemA2Gen
      @GemA2Gen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's a snek

    • @lex4103
      @lex4103 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ruffledbirbo4532 no bottom right corner is bob

  • @jacobneighbors5502
    @jacobneighbors5502 7 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    wade: wait how ar u just fingering it like that
    bob: because im a goddamn wizard
    mark: is this how u do it
    10:30

    • @rachelpatterson3515
      @rachelpatterson3515 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dr. Anonymous I love I

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It would've been so funny if someone then played the card "being a motherfucking sorceror" with him as a Card Czar

    • @williamreid6255
      @williamreid6255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Cuz I’m not an idiot and u wrote on the back of it ya fuckin moron!” 😂😂

    • @howbuska7214
      @howbuska7214 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right clicking opens up my menu. WHICH THE SHUFFLE IS THE FIRST OPTION!

  • @missenderlox
    @missenderlox 8 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    1:00 to 1:04 Jack: OKAY EVERYBODY STOP! Mark: *Puts hands in the air* I'm the only one who thought that was cute?! Okay...

    • @arabianhope846
      @arabianhope846 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      NicoleSepticeye me too I don't know why he's cute

    • @yourdezire4509
      @yourdezire4509 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ChibiNicki best picture

    • @xato-1
      @xato-1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ChibiNicki stop

    • @pride1439
      @pride1439 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ChibiNicki IT WAS ADORIBLE

    • @KaylaTheKindOne
      @KaylaTheKindOne 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ChibiNicki No you're right, I thought it was cute too (uh, in a platonic way of course)

  • @squid2333
    @squid2333 6 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    I scroll down to the comments and the first thing I hear is
    "how are you fingering it like that?"

    • @dangerdash4393
      @dangerdash4393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The comment below you is the followup to that question.

  • @nukesarentsafelol4098
    @nukesarentsafelol4098 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    9:13 with english captions is great

  • @orgullodominicano5564
    @orgullodominicano5564 8 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    YES!!!!!! MARK FINALLY DID ANOTHER VIDEO WITH JACK

  • @zarajenking
    @zarajenking 8 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    I love it when these four play together, cause nothing but hilarity and chaos ensures!!! XD

    • @jordanthenoodle1097
      @jordanthenoodle1097 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Anime_Neko_Girl
      Mark, Jack, Wade and Bob- The Hilarity and Chaos Squad!!?

    • @funkyorsomethin
      @funkyorsomethin 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      SAME THO

    • @sarahlynn.enthusiast
      @sarahlynn.enthusiast 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kiana Bogach- I KNOW RIIIIGGHHHT?!??!??!?!??!?!??

    • @frolicsomefangirl8696
      @frolicsomefangirl8696 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anime_Neko_Girl yeah! I haven't seen the old quad squad in such a long time! 😆😄😀

  • @Chanceogal
    @Chanceogal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    One time, I played this and said “Yes, I killed The Kardashians. How, you ask? Murder.” And I am still proud of that to this day

  • @tinydashbreakme6608
    @tinydashbreakme6608 8 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    i just dropped everything i was doing to watch this.

  • @norielleserato
    @norielleserato 8 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Jack and mark playing together with Bob and Wade brings back so many good memories before the septiplier incident... I'm glad mark uploaded this vid

    • @juliak876
      @juliak876 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Would you be so kind to explain what the Septiplier incident was? I hear a lot about it, but I can't actually find and figure out what that was.

    • @erikab7439
      @erikab7439 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Julia Kononova they keep getting spammed so much with septiplier that it was in their faces and they felt akward recording to talking to each other

    • @juliak876
      @juliak876 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Reika San Oh, poor guys. Sometimes shipping just goes too far. Thanks for filling me in though!

    • @erikab7439
      @erikab7439 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah it is sad, and no problem

    • @elliotgh4956
      @elliotgh4956 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jack said it was something personal and not septiplier shippers in a live stream

  • @rielsriels8989
    @rielsriels8989 8 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    ... are they playing cards against humanity in a church?

    • @thepeternetwork
      @thepeternetwork 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Church is against humanity? I thought religion was supposed to bring people togeth... oh wait, different religions cause conflict among their followers.
      Carry on.

    • @Kyosumari
      @Kyosumari 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, some of the worst most bloody massacres and wars were waged in the name of religion, so... yes! Against humanity, indeed.

    • @marsbarscassidy6428
      @marsbarscassidy6428 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      **starts playing piano**
      imagine! I'm pacing the pews, in these church corridors.

    • @kennguin3797
      @kennguin3797 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      E Cassidy AND I CAN'T HELP BUT TO HEAR, NO I CAN'T HELP BUT TO HEAR AN EXCHANGING OF WORDS

    • @marsbarscassidy6428
      @marsbarscassidy6428 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Penguinz "WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING", WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING, SAID A BRIDESMAID TO A WAITER

  • @biebeans1610
    @biebeans1610 7 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    Dad: What're you doing?
    Me: Watching four idiots play Cards Against Humanity.
    Dad: ~looks at screen~
    Dad: The four best idiots in the world.
    I love my dad XD

    • @forlornmess7716
      @forlornmess7716 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      r/thathappened

    • @cloud-nv8zj
      @cloud-nv8zj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      forlornMess yeah

    • @cloud-nv8zj
      @cloud-nv8zj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      forlornMess well i don’t know how when I was talking about Brandon Rogers to my dad... he knew who I was talking about (I didn’t say his name) I mean I guess Parents can know TH-camrs?

    • @Filipico_w3
      @Filipico_w3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You have a lucky dad

    • @cloud-nv8zj
      @cloud-nv8zj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mae M. Lursen yes

  • @rue5675
    @rue5675 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    whoever made the English subtitles weren't even trying..

  • @luwucrezia
    @luwucrezia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Did anyone notice that at 6:44 Jack told Wade who's cards were who's. He didn't even notice!!!😂😂😂😂😂

    • @caitlinking649
      @caitlinking649 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gfreddy 0.0 Ikr 😂

    • @Maryroselan
      @Maryroselan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Your profile picture is making me angry hahaha

    • @luwucrezia
      @luwucrezia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Anne R. Tremblay that was the point!!😂😂

    • @randomman8501
      @randomman8501 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gfreddy 0.0 LOL

    • @luwucrezia
      @luwucrezia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Sans The Skeleton Omg Sans hi!!!

  • @josephmoore5359
    @josephmoore5359 8 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    When Bob said, "Will you fucking stop?" at 10:53, my video began to buffer. *plays X-Files theme*

    • @kim-ey2nj
      @kim-ey2nj 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jolo MC the truth is Bob is part of the ilumanati

    • @josephmoore5359
      @josephmoore5359 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kimmychonga no, it can't be. I didn't want to believe it but... *engges robotic voice* I mean, how silly of me to think that Bob was the Illuminati. Hah. How foolish of me, silly human. Silly, silly human.

    • @countlessCritters
      @countlessCritters 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      _Not only is Bob a part of the Illuminati, he is also from Mars._

    • @dcgangsterrockstar6974
      @dcgangsterrockstar6974 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wyatt Goodwin HOW DO YOU TILT WRITING LIKE THAT!?!??!?!?!

    • @genuinelyjustJD
      @genuinelyjustJD 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ctrl + I

  • @iristhecat6662
    @iristhecat6662 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I love how the background is a church 😂

  • @synchlora
    @synchlora 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    0:12 I guess you could say it's Cards against Humanity on TABLE FLIP.

    • @zenrock127
      @zenrock127 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Normal as a Rainbow Yes. Thank you.

  • @arinicole5641
    @arinicole5641 8 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "BILLY MAYS HERE, FOR NATURAL MALE ENHANCEMENT." ~Jacksepticeye 2017

    • @jaydedjen110
      @jaydedjen110 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ari the fangirl I'm on the bus trying not to burst out laughing lmao

    • @jordanthenoodle1097
      @jordanthenoodle1097 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ari the fangirl I read this as he said it and I snorted milk

    • @darknetneko5466
      @darknetneko5466 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      At that moment my mom walks in and I almost fell over

  • @bitesyy
    @bitesyy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Love how mark has funny pictures of wade bob and himself but not Jack
    Jack just always looks good

  • @kobekoala1626
    @kobekoala1626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    5:16 love how Jack is praying to Jesus after just insulting him lol

  • @karissabowersgaming2643
    @karissabowersgaming2643 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1086

    8:51, Bob: "...mine's all Trumpy too, it's ok.... " 😂😂😂

  • @phykoha
    @phykoha 8 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    XD it seems Jack has officially become a member of their friend club.

  • @amiberg1991
    @amiberg1991 8 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    I have missed the videos with jack and mark. they are so funny together👌

  • @allyannanygaard8704
    @allyannanygaard8704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    13:00 Jack doing random stuff made me laugh really hard 😹

  • @LandonMcAfee
    @LandonMcAfee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    I have autism and I can tell you personally that it's freaking hilarious!

    • @iforgotmypen6348
      @iforgotmypen6348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      swdude11 same tho

    • @enderalden1290
      @enderalden1290 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I trust you random person on the internet.

    • @ZenixStromPNG
      @ZenixStromPNG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I’m autistic, morbid, and VERY touched in the head.
      I freekin DIED when mark’s first card played was “department of nazis”

    • @emeraldranger
      @emeraldranger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Landon McAfee I now hate Wade and I almost cried when he said it

    • @Angry5704
      @Angry5704 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ok, I'll be honest. I do too. Just seeing someone admit that is enough for me.

  • @maria-jv7qd
    @maria-jv7qd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    why do i want mark and felix to do a video together so badly

    • @anabetancourt757
      @anabetancourt757 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      this is not rap because it's been a whiiiiile

    • @heccingcat272
      @heccingcat272 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this is not rap I want Mark, Jack and Felix vid together...

    • @maria-jv7qd
      @maria-jv7qd 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheMining Cat yesss

    • @WillHerondale1878
      @WillHerondale1878 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheMining Cat Me too.

    • @FlutePlayer777
      @FlutePlayer777 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      They were in the Charity live stream together in Brighton UK.

  • @somedweeb9207
    @somedweeb9207 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I like how Jack just burps into the mic, then stares at the camera, smiling

  • @spicyrhino8918
    @spicyrhino8918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    6:44 when no one pays attention to Jack telling Wade which cards belong to each person xD

  • @Em0Tibby
    @Em0Tibby 8 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    when your battery is at 69% when watching this

  • @ItsMeItsBea
    @ItsMeItsBea 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Sooo, we're not going to talk about the quiet moan at around 18:15?

    • @akras_a
      @akras_a 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Tasha Lacey that was Wade and he was probably doing that in reference to Mark saying he's great and everyone else is bad... kinda like someone saying "well....." really drawn out. So not at all sexual lol

  • @ChadShotgunApe
    @ChadShotgunApe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    FINNALY jack is in the group again THE BONER CAST CONTINUES

    • @brentacomoose
      @brentacomoose 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ring ring...ring ring...

    • @desaraetrevino9521
      @desaraetrevino9521 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RING RING...RING RING....Bitchhhh

    • @alexclark13
      @alexclark13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brent Coker hello?? boner cast here!! do ya got a boner question?

    • @quinintheclouds
      @quinintheclouds 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      B-B-B-B-BONERCAAAST

    • @mackreed4856
      @mackreed4856 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lil Noahz dicks dicks dicks d-dicks dick dicks dick...dicks
      Please tell me someone gets the reference and i dont just looked retarded

  • @kyezu01kz
    @kyezu01kz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bob’s saying “man I’ve been there!” After the pooping as quietly as possible card has a whole new meaning after listening to that one story on Distractible…

  • @GregJonson
    @GregJonson 8 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    This game should be renamed to Cards Against Friendship.

    • @marquis911
      @marquis911 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Friendship kinda fits into the Humanity category.

    • @acookie7548
      @acookie7548 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What about all the animal friends?

    • @lynxielynxchannel
      @lynxielynxchannel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And I'm british.

  • @alove1812
    @alove1812 8 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    THE BONERCAST IS BACK!! :)

  • @evileyeden8024
    @evileyeden8024 8 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    YES MAKE CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY A SERIES

    • @swiftsmile
      @swiftsmile 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Evil EyeDen BUT DONT MAKE IT THIS DO THE ACTUAL PROGRAM

    • @XStormyXDayzX
      @XStormyXDayzX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Knife Lover I'd love for them to do it in person with the deck, but these 4 live quite a distance apart. Jack is across the ocean, so this is the best they can do :)

    • @kerry1808
      @kerry1808 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      XStormyXDayzX I think they're talking about the website, where you can play cards against humanity online c:

    • @squiffyiscool
      @squiffyiscool 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      XStormyXDayzX he means the website I think

    • @XStormyXDayzX
      @XStormyXDayzX 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      gil I took the statement as do it with the physical deck. My bad, sorry everyone. I misunderstood hahaha

  • @K4RN4GE911
    @K4RN4GE911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I remember playing this with a few friends of mine, and no joke, the best card I got during a round was, "The world will end. Not with a bang, but with...
    "Nickleback."

  • @JesicaMichelle97
    @JesicaMichelle97 8 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    Jack: lil John got the beat make the booty go hoooon
    Mark: I'll make your booty go hooon baby, just give me a chance.
    You aren't close friends if you can't be gay with each other once in a while 😂

    • @Kitsunelover1995
      @Kitsunelover1995 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jesica Morales septicplier is real

    • @Gabe-lc3iv
      @Gabe-lc3iv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jesica Morales there is this weird thing,on jack's chanel this part (somewhere between 5:00 minute)was cut idk why but on marks it was totaly normal,you should check it out by urself

    • @marchmellowqueenmarchmello9893
      @marchmellowqueenmarchmello9893 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      foxlover1995 nope septiplier is dead!!!

    • @Kitsunelover1995
      @Kitsunelover1995 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      honestly im not a septicplier fan but i mean come on people dont blow it to major proportions

    • @lilianarose6081
      @lilianarose6081 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Timestamp? 😂

  • @hilarymartin4056
    @hilarymartin4056 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    i love the face mark made when jack yelled "SHUT UP"

  • @delanadougherty2279
    @delanadougherty2279 7 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I never realized how pale jack was till I compared him to mark 😂😂

    • @Sigilsss
      @Sigilsss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ... well mark DOES love in LA... XD

    • @unknownspeeds
      @unknownspeeds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Different lighting

    • @chandlerwatson1379
      @chandlerwatson1379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jack is actually a ghost

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pasty Boi

    • @mavvi3303
      @mavvi3303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@unknownspeeds watch their "5 things video", Sean is not pale, he is straight up WHITE lmao

  • @spiritbolt245
    @spiritbolt245 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Jack:ok, EVERYBODY SHUT UP
    Mark: *surenders silently*

    • @floatingfishes_6266
      @floatingfishes_6266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SEPTIPLIER CONFERMED

    • @Sigilsss
      @Sigilsss 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ... I mean yeahhhhh... XD

    • @Sigilsss
      @Sigilsss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jack: Shut the FUCK UP!!!
      Mark:okay...

  • @oofta.gaming
    @oofta.gaming 8 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    You should do these more often.

    • @martinwhite8974
      @martinwhite8974 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yea he should

    • @ithoughtshewas1895
      @ithoughtshewas1895 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      SupaPixelGirl www.pcgamesonline.skynova.io/download.html

    • @demonwannabes3604
      @demonwannabes3604 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You are 1 out of 2 comments in this comment section, that doesn't make me want to kill myself. Thank you❤️

    • @anaa8516
      @anaa8516 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      SupaPixelGirl yes!! we need more

    • @MoonOnLight
      @MoonOnLight 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      SupaPixelGirl YESSS

  • @s-aga
    @s-aga 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I WAS KINDA HOPING FOR A REGULAR MARKIPLIER INTRO BC WE ALL KNOW IT WOULDVE FAILED MISERABLY

  • @maylahss
    @maylahss 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Why did I find it funny when Bob said "Wade what the fuck Wade" 😂😂

    • @kas9965
      @kas9965 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      symn everyone says that

  • @Evan_2-the_sequel
    @Evan_2-the_sequel ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:09 6 years later and I’m still not entirely sure whether Jack was saying “OKAY” to Marks answer or what he was drawing

  • @RAIDENM4N
    @RAIDENM4N 8 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    3:09 when I saw the card said, "Making the penises kiss" I just thought: Mark had to choose that one. 3 seconds later:
    I called it.

    • @alywayart
      @alywayart 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ron Rahman Me too XD

    • @Lofi.z34
      @Lofi.z34 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It reminds me of the jiggly dick game they played.

    • @kylewallace9341
      @kylewallace9341 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      SwaffyX genital jousting

    • @lynxielynxchannel
      @lynxielynxchannel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And I'm british.

    • @KoolKyurem25
      @KoolKyurem25 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      SwaffyX You mean Genital Jousting?

  • @KaylaTheKindOne
    @KaylaTheKindOne 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    7:36 - 7:52 Wade: *flips first card* "Shaft, plus..." *flips second card* "...gloryholes..."
    *Wade hesitates for a few seconds and the others brace themselves*
    Wade: "Equals..." *flips third card* "...sperm whales..."
    *the others chuckle in what sounds like a slightly uncomfortable manner, most likely because of what the cards imply*
    (I completely lost it at 'gloryholes' 😁😁😁)

  • @dozydoe5245
    @dozydoe5245 8 ปีที่แล้ว +869

    Just here to give the crazy Septiplier fans a daily reminder: "Ship casually and dont get rabid. It makes them both uncomfortable. You can ship it, just leave their girlfriends alone and dont turn every video with them in it into septiplier alone. It dehumanizes them and I dont think that's fair. They're not JUST your OTP. They're living, breathing humans who get tired of hearing the same thing daily. Give them feedback. Tell them that you loved a joke they made. Hell, even make a joke back. But for fucks sake let them enjoy their friendship in peace. Its cute, I get it. I ship it too. So very hard, at that. But Im not gonna sit there and spam every video with them in it with "OMG SEPTIPLIER AWAY!!" because it's going to drive them apart again.

    • @umnothanku
      @umnothanku 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Wendy Ponce Preach 👐

    • @KaylaTheKindOne
      @KaylaTheKindOne 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Ophelia Sheep I AGREE 100% 👏

    • @leifa.3015
      @leifa.3015 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      THANK YOU

    • @sarahknuth9920
      @sarahknuth9920 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Only a true septiplier fan would say that and I agree with you

    • @somebody1132
      @somebody1132 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      What about wadebobkipliereye

  • @mikumiku1606
    @mikumiku1606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    18:35
    the background is a church and there is a pair of melons on the table
    *dies *