The reason that people mistake them for each other is actually that Generative AI images are typically upscaled at the end of the process, so a few of the visual indicators that people interpret as being "AI Art" are actually just indicators of AI upscaling. (But many of them are actually indicators of generative AI trash)
There a video of German man going to different parts of the world and loves all the people he meet. But when his lify hood and country gets flooded by the same group of people he meets, he goes full Hit and says I wasn't racist but the fail politcan made me this way.
You know on Batman The Brave and the Bold they made a joke about that: "I thought you liked riding in the Bat-cycle sidecar?" 🤨 "Yeah, when I was 12" 😠
@@andrewmat No, actually you're wrong here. Even though that spelling is closer to how you say it. English isn't a phonetic language even though it might seem like it on the surface.
Trying to goat people into thinking you are using a slur/ insult against them is the dumbest 13 year old shit. Say it to the wrong person and your going to get throat punched before you have time to explain the joke.
The call from Robin's perspective: Batman: Hold that thought Robin, someone's calling us on the Bat-Phone! // Hello Commissioner. What seems to be the problem? Batman: That's great Batman: Of course, whatever I can do to help my men in blue Batman: ...Yeah no no--I'm right here. I just- I- think you need to be a little bit more specific. Batman: I mean aren't all crimes technically hate crimes? Batman: What's that? Batman: Oh. Yeah I don't wanna get political... Batman: Fine, fine, alright, how bad is it? Batman: What and they don't? Batman: Well that sounds like it kind of resolved itself. Batman: Did he happen to leave a riddle? A riddle. Did he leave a riddle at the scene of the crime? Or, or sheet music? Or a flower? Something that would lead me to the next clue? Batman: Then I got to be honest with you I'm stumped. Batman: Speaking of which commissioner, can I ask you something off the books? Batman: Well it's just that all this talk about _hate crimes_ and you know, people getting targeted for being minorities, uh, just got me thinking -- w-would you consider the mentally ill to be a minority? Batman: Well I'm just going down the list of my rouges gallery and I'm realizing that most of, if not all of them are severely mentally ill. I mean it's getting to a point where they opened a pharmacy in Arkham. Well I was just there the other day, I'm having problems with my--you know what let's not talk about that. But uh-we wouldn't categorize that as like, a targeted prejudice, right? Batman: Commissioner? Batman: Fuckin' Blinker.
Rogue is a bad person. Rouge is a colour. People in this comment section need to learn how to properly discriminate between colours,.... wait a second....
I love how each of these videos just open to Batman explaining how babies are made to Robin. Maybe the next one should have Batman explaining it to either Batgirl or Commissioner Gordon.
@@olliegoriatechnically it is. being criminally insane means someone was so mentally ill, they couldn't know that they were committing a crime. It's often used in insanity pleas. And some of them are, like pyg. However, while most of Batman's criminals are intensely mentally ill, it doesn't mean he isn't justified in stopping them. After all, their still holding a fucking gun, maybe Batman wouldn't have to beat the shit out of them if Arkham did its fucking job or the state finally gave a few the death penalty. You'd think the insanity plea would stop working after crane and jokers 3rd act of chemical warfare
@@HellishSpoon It's not a very clever comment. There's a comma missing. The phrase "in a world of still images" is a parenthetical remark that should appear sandwiched between two bracketing commas. They typed the one at the end of it, but not the starting one. Pretty disappointing if you ask me.
@@Deathmare235It is kinda ironic how most of the time we see him fighting supervillains and trying to stop the world or the universe from ending instead of preventing the same sort of crime that killed his parents from happening.
So specifically THAT Robin, as opposed to any other Robin, is the person that causes babies to be born? Because that's the meaning of what you typed there. I have a feeling you wanted it to mean "And that, Robin, is how babies are born," which is a completely different sentence, but I can't be sure, because you probably don't understand what commas do.
My fav Flash moment is where batman is interrogating one of Flash's villains violently and Flash instead sits down and has a drink with him and reminds him that he's off his meds. His villain didnt even realize he put his villain costume back on. After he finishes his drink he turns himself in. Mental health hero king
There's a Green Arrow comic where Oliver pays off low level criminals and gives them jobs. When Black Canary confronts him about it (using very Batman-esque logic) Oliver says that people who are only criminals out of necessity deserve to be helped. He is also very pro-protecting addicts and the mentally ill (one of the few things the show got right about his character).
@@geoffreysorkin5774see Batman could learn a thing or two about that. If he forgot for a second about his dead parents and his belief that all criminals are evil, he could do so much more to help the people he fights that aren’t completely lost.
Alternative start could be how Robin was actually thankful to Batman for explaining birth because he's only familiar with how Tamaraneans do it given his relations with Starfire.
0:42 Just for anyone who wants to point out he punched Nazis, this is a version of _silver age_ Batman from an alternate version of Earth-One, the Batman who punched Nazis was golden age Batman from Earth-Two. They are not the same character.
You know, speaking of the title, I *WISH* we could get a reprint of Batman: War on Crime, since I’ve heard _GREAT_ things about it, including how it may be one of, if not THE best portrayal(s) of Batman!
_"Batman, when I say 'hate crimes', I'm talking about like crimes targeted at minorities."_ The original Batman serial has a prejudice against Japanese people, considering that it came out in the 1940s where WW2 is at its heights.
@@kameronmyles2013 To be fair to who, exactly? The racists? Just because these views are old norms or victims come from a country that's super prejudiced doesn't mean you can hold that against them. Japan's warcrimes were a fucking lot, but "slap a jap" and concentration camps aren't the answer.
Not where I expected the video to go at all. 😂 No, Bats, I would not consider putting the mentally ill in a psych ward a hate crime. Breaking their bones to get them to comply, though....
Well, you see Luigi when a paisano likes a mama mia, he puts his spaghetti noodle in the mama mia's raviolo and a little bambino covered in brajuto comes out about nine months later
I see Luigi? No, I don't see any Luigi. I think you probably mean "you see, Luigi, when..." with the commas to indicate that "Luigi" is the vocative of this phrase, instead of the object of the verb "see."
1:20 was that animation in a Solid JJ video? Someone is movin' on up in the world! The next thing you know, JJ will have a voice actress silently voicing Wonder Woman!
Honestly props to Batman for being so dedicated to the asylum, genuinely recognizing the mental illness and other issues in his villains and, instead of imprisoning or killing them, trying to seek help for them.
@liammcconnell9322 Didn't most people get incarcerated for weed and hard-core drugs and besides haven't you seen the South Park episode called Hate crime 2000?
Love how Robin says “Gee that’s swell!” after the commissioner tells Batman that he’s apart of the police force now, as if Robin could hear him. But when Batman hangs up, Robin needs to ask what the call was about, as if he couldn’t hear the commissioner.
I swear, in Batman's mind when he talks to Robin, it always starts at 1:52-1:56 and somehow ends, but restarts at 0:00-0:03. So, everything else inbetween is Batman's "logical" thinking until Robin opens his mouth. God, he's so smart.
you think blinkers are bad well let me tell you about breathers they are the absolute worse walking around breathing on stuff, taking oxygen without paying for it.
you think breathers are bad well let me tell you about existers they are the absolute worse walking around existing like they own the place, taking up space without paying for it.
Here, let me fix some of your punctuation work for you. Try to learn something: You think blinkers are bad? Well, let me tell you about breathers. They are the absolute worse walking around breathing on stuff, taking oxygen without paying for it.
Batman explaining birth to Robin is Solid JJ's way to tell us this one is actually a prequel to "Joker's new sidekick", which started with Batman asking Robin if he understood where babies come from. Bravo, Vince!
I love how Batman has known that Robin has been 25, yet still feels the need to explain how babies are made to this 25 year old man. And apparently Robin keeps letting Batman explain it and doesn't correct him till he's finished.
When i was 21 my dad tried to have the talk with me and i was like "do i tell him i had sex already or let him proceed?" While not everyone had done it before their 20s i guess everybody is supposed to know that I don't know sometimes he had those senile moments haha
It's like when i try to explain why there's almost no racism where i live We're only humans, we merely have 24 hs per day, there's simply not enough time to add another reason to hate others to the list
Btw these are AI upscaled images, not AI art :p
It’s really sad that Generative AI has become so prevalent that stuff like this has to be clarified now.
Hi JJ, 0:09 “Aggrement”
The reason that people mistake them for each other is actually that Generative AI images are typically upscaled at the end of the process, so a few of the visual indicators that people interpret as being "AI Art" are actually just indicators of AI upscaling. (But many of them are actually indicators of generative AI trash)
@@PosiWritesStories AI upscaling is also a form of generative AI, in fact AI art algorithms stemmed from AI upscaling ones.
Why do you guys bitch and moan about AI when it's used like this? It isn't hurting anything.
"Segregation among races is a horrible ideology in both theory and practice."
- Evil Batman
I mean... At this point...
@@Infernal460No, stop, don't do it man...
There a video of German man going to different parts of the world and loves all the people he meet. But when his lify hood and country gets flooded by the same group of people he meets, he goes full Hit and says I wasn't racist but the fail politcan made me this way.
it's all coming together now.
@@Infernal460 y'all getting way too comfy
Batman explaining birth to Robin has to be one of the most out of place things but makes sense at the same time
he'd rather have the awkward sex talk with Robin then explain how he's not bigoted because his villains are mentally ill
Alfred, give birth to robin 😎
I think it’s a defense mechanism at this point.
@@The_Jumping_Box "But master Bruce I... Very well sir."
Alfred begins the process, because that is his job.
Most Batman villains ARE mentally ill, but the majority of mentally ill people are NOT Batman villains... yet.
not that they'd tell u
sounds to me like the mentally ill are just not trying hard enough
Batman is mentally ill can’t commit a hate crime against what you are
A lot of them are their own worst enemies though.
@illbeyourmonster1959 you're your own worst enemy harvey
Robin just being a guy in his 30s Batman constantly treats like a child is the funniest thing to me
Robin's basically just Barnacle Boy at this point.
Mermaidman would approve... Course, I'm pretty sure this has resulted in Barnacleboy going rouge once, and a few Robins hitting their edgy phase.
Robin said in a previous video that he's 25.
20s*
You know on Batman The Brave and the Bold they made a joke about that:
"I thought you liked riding in the Bat-cycle sidecar?" 🤨
"Yeah, when I was 12" 😠
Batman isn't wrong. That blinker blinked.
Lol
Typical blinker behaviour, can't trust em i tell ya
Hey man, don't use the hard R.
@@piplupfan5106 Only blinkas get to use that word!
@@3lloGuvner Why are you so Blinkist?
I read the title as Batman’s war crimes
Both are accurate
True
Glad I'm not the only one lmao
If it was, this video would be hours long.
yup, exactly what i did, boy was i suprised by the video
"We wouldn't categorize that as a targeted prejudice right?"
1:43 catagorize*
@@andrewmat no
@@andrewmat No, actually you're wrong here. Even though that spelling is closer to how you say it. English isn't a phonetic language even though it might seem like it on the surface.
They shouldn't cause batman targets them for terrorism on the city.
@@andrewmat cetegorize*
I’m gonna start calling people “blinker” and provide absolutely no explanation as to what it means.
Okay, breather. You go breathe your breaths now.
Please refrain from using the hard R, my blinka
Trying to goat people into thinking you are using a slur/ insult against them is the dumbest 13 year old shit. Say it to the wrong person and your going to get throat punched before you have time to explain the joke.
@@MMAddict39 He was just out for a jog, doing nothing wrong.
Well it is self explanatory
You damn blinker
Luckily that pharmacy hired Harley Quinn to take care of all the Arkham patients
💀💀💀💀
🤨
She can take care of me bruh
And if tries something violent i can handle her easily,i am 260lbs bro
And everything comes down for Harley when The Joker, of all Arkham patients, explains how he got his scars.
Unironically, I'm pretty sure she's qualified. She was licensed before the whole "Joker's punching bag" thing, right?
The call from Robin's perspective:
Batman: Hold that thought Robin, someone's calling us on the Bat-Phone! // Hello Commissioner. What seems to be the problem?
Batman: That's great
Batman: Of course, whatever I can do to help my men in blue
Batman: ...Yeah no no--I'm right here. I just- I- think you need to be a little bit more specific.
Batman: I mean aren't all crimes technically hate crimes?
Batman: What's that?
Batman: Oh. Yeah I don't wanna get political...
Batman: Fine, fine, alright, how bad is it?
Batman: What and they don't?
Batman: Well that sounds like it kind of resolved itself.
Batman: Did he happen to leave a riddle? A riddle. Did he leave a riddle at the scene of the crime? Or, or sheet music? Or a flower? Something that would lead me to the next clue?
Batman: Then I got to be honest with you I'm stumped.
Batman: Speaking of which commissioner, can I ask you something off the books?
Batman: Well it's just that all this talk about _hate crimes_ and you know, people getting targeted for being minorities, uh, just got me thinking -- w-would you consider the mentally ill to be a minority?
Batman: Well I'm just going down the list of my rouges gallery and I'm realizing that most of, if not all of them are severely mentally ill. I mean it's getting to a point where they opened a pharmacy in Arkham. Well I was just there the other day, I'm having problems with my--you know what let's not talk about that. But uh-we wouldn't categorize that as like, a targeted prejudice, right?
Batman: Commissioner?
Batman: Fuckin' Blinker.
Rogue is a bad person. Rouge is a colour. People in this comment section need to learn how to properly discriminate between colours,.... wait a second....
@@keithklassen5320 Mrs. Anne-Marie Lebeau would be to differ that "Rogue is a bad person" /jk
Ah English, thanks again for having so many sets of words with the same spelling but different meanings
@@jmm394Blame the French for that one.
@@jmm394 Ro-gue and Rou-ge are spelt differently.
I love how each of these videos just open to Batman explaining how babies are made to Robin. Maybe the next one should have Batman explaining it to either Batgirl or Commissioner Gordon.
It would be even funnier if he explained it to them at the same time
@@eneasantoni1181To the father and daughter duo. 😅
Batman:And that is how babies are made
Gordon:Batman I’m a grown man with a wife and a daughter of course I know how babies are made
I like the implication that between videos he's just constantly explaining it to him now
@@TreyC68"Well then let me teach your daughter, whom i have a completely platonic and professional relationship with 👁️👄👁️"
"I tried explaining that to them but then they just started beating up each other." Thats genuinely such a hilarious joke I love it.
1:20 He blinked GET HIM!
God damned blinkers
Batman: I am a victim of a hate crime!
Mr Terrific: That's not what a hate crime is.
Batman: Well I hated it!
If you use the definition provided in this video, it actually was a hate crime.
“Billionaires are the most persecuted minority on earth” -Billionaire Bruce Wayne, probably.
Hate crimes are crimes that I hate
@@Wertsir More like the most powerful minority that commits the most hatecrimes. Except for bruce of course. He's chill.
@wertsir
would orphans be a minority?
Batman, you don't beat up mentally ill, you fight criminally insane. You've said that yourself.
"Criminally insane" just sounds like a subcategory of "mentally ill"
Just remember that mental illness does not justify hurting others and Batman is fully justified in bringing a stop to them
The difference between Batman and most of his rogues is that he's insane while they're criminally insane. And only one of those is prosecutable.
Well on his defense he tries to stop them, not harm them in any way
@@olliegoriatechnically it is. being criminally insane means someone was so mentally ill, they couldn't know that they were committing a crime. It's often used in insanity pleas.
And some of them are, like pyg. However, while most of Batman's criminals are intensely mentally ill, it doesn't mean he isn't justified in stopping them. After all, their still holding a fucking gun, maybe Batman wouldn't have to beat the shit out of them if Arkham did its fucking job or the state finally gave a few the death penalty. You'd think the insanity plea would stop working after crane and jokers 3rd act of chemical warfare
Good on Batman for not taking shit from a blinker
bro Blinker Lives Matter smh
"Batman, when I'm taking about 'hate crime',"
"Sample text"
I'd have to imagine that in a world of still images, people who can blink would be in the minority.
thats actually real clever
@@HellishSpoon It's not a very clever comment. There's a comma missing. The phrase "in a world of still images" is a parenthetical remark that should appear sandwiched between two bracketing commas. They typed the one at the end of it, but not the starting one. Pretty disappointing if you ask me.
@@TheGrammarPolice7 Really writing that much over a single comma, you are a grammar nazi, not the grammar police
@@TheGrammarPolice7bro is the grammar fbi lmao
@@TheGrammarPolice7Acktually, saying "sandwiched between" isn't really clever and is also redundant ☝️🤓
Fucking blinkers man, they're everywhere
1:50 Wow didn't think Batman was a Blink-phobe
Classic Stare-bait.
Dude blinkers cause real issues.
Sample text.
God that Robin voice is spot on
Dammit Gordon! Batman’s expertise is super villainy, not reguler crimes!
His parents were killed in a regular crime and kinda the reason he’s batman
@@Deathmare235It is kinda ironic how most of the time we see him fighting supervillains and trying to stop the world or the universe from ending instead of preventing the same sort of crime that killed his parents from happening.
"Hate crimes" are more often than not "non crimes", more like "someone said hurty words and I want to frame him with a poorly defined law".
don't even get him started on the regulest crimes
@@GiacomoSorbi lmao?
Batman : i fight in the dark
Racist: i fight the dark
Edit : didn't think my joke was that funny but thx I guess 😃
NO
Batman: I fight the darkness of society
Racist: I fight the darkness of society
@@FungusFindersBewarewhy not?
Sora: ok twitter let me explain
Badass
I love the line "SAMPLE TEXT" so emotinal 0:37
“And that Robin is how babies are born.”
He’s still giving that explanation?!😂
“Well Robin let me try to explain. You see, when a man and a woman lover each other very much.”
Judging from the end of the video, it seems that he just starts explaining it again any time Robin asks a question he doesn't want to answer.
So specifically THAT Robin, as opposed to any other Robin, is the person that causes babies to be born? Because that's the meaning of what you typed there. I have a feeling you wanted it to mean "And that, Robin, is how babies are born," which is a completely different sentence, but I can't be sure, because you probably don't understand what commas do.
Me when the turn signal doesn't work: 1:49
"Fucking blinker" is absolute gold!
0:09 haha he spelt agreement wrong, point and laugh
ha
lol
😂😂😂
He's a blinker. What did you expect?
dropping BLINKER with a hard R, what a mad-lad!
0:36 Gordon was so shocked by Batman's idiocy that he reverted back to his sample text
0:35 "Every video you get a little dumber"
I couldn't pay attention to the video after that XD
Riddle me this, Batman, how can it be a hate crime if I love doing it?
... fuck
Bro thinks he’s vengeance and the knight and the Batman
I’m starting to think Batman is taking the wrong drugs from the pharmacy
💀
"F#$%ing blinker." 😂😂
Okay but "blinker" is definitely an old-timey insult for something though
1:49
blinker is my new favorite slur
0:55
If only every hate crime could be resolved like this😂😂😂
Well as a great detective one said 1:49 we all should live by!
There is no such thing as "hate crime. There is only crime... and Batman's justice!
Batman: Oh Starfire, youre here! Let me explain.....
Robin: NO STOP!!
I’m going to start calling random people Blinkers now.
My fav Flash moment is where batman is interrogating one of Flash's villains violently and Flash instead sits down and has a drink with him and reminds him that he's off his meds. His villain didnt even realize he put his villain costume back on. After he finishes his drink he turns himself in. Mental health hero king
There's a Green Arrow comic where Oliver pays off low level criminals and gives them jobs. When Black Canary confronts him about it (using very Batman-esque logic) Oliver says that people who are only criminals out of necessity deserve to be helped. He is also very pro-protecting addicts and the mentally ill (one of the few things the show got right about his character).
@@geoffreysorkin5774see Batman could learn a thing or two about that. If he forgot for a second about his dead parents and his belief that all criminals are evil, he could do so much more to help the people he fights that aren’t completely lost.
Batman explaining sex to Robin is your own version of the Monty Python police gag.
Alternative start could be how Robin was actually thankful to Batman for explaining birth because he's only familiar with how Tamaraneans do it given his relations with Starfire.
That would be more terrifying than you'd think.
Batman casually rick-rolling Robin with the Birds&Bees lecture is hilarious.
Call Scooby Doo batman. He solved all his cases already
Who the hell is "Scooby Doo batman?" A new super hero? How do we call them?
Batman goes WAY back with Scooby-Doo, try to keep up.
0:42 Just for anyone who wants to point out he punched Nazis, this is a version of _silver age_ Batman from an alternate version of Earth-One, the Batman who punched Nazis was golden age Batman from Earth-Two. They are not the same character.
@Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiii52
Around blinkers, never tinker
You know, speaking of the title, I *WISH* we could get a reprint of Batman: War on Crime, since I’ve heard _GREAT_ things about it, including how it may be one of, if not THE best portrayal(s) of Batman!
I mean what did the police expect Batman to do if there were literally no clues left behind at the scene of the crime
Using birth to avoid answering questions, works every time
“I tried to explain that to them and they just started beating up each other”
Gotham problems with hate crime
Implies that Evil Batman has solved Hate crime.
Maybe people actually started liking it
did you explain them?
- yes and later start to beat up each other
thats brilliant writing
_"Batman, when I say 'hate crimes', I'm talking about like crimes targeted at minorities."_
The original Batman serial has a prejudice against Japanese people, considering that it came out in the 1940s where WW2 is at its heights.
"I miss the good old days back when Batman was racist and still used guns to kill people"
Not everyone in the 1940s hated Japanese people.
To be fair the japenese had worse prejedice against literally anyone that wasnt japenese..
@@kameronmyles2013 To be fair to who, exactly? The racists?
Just because these views are old norms or victims come from a country that's super prejudiced doesn't mean you can hold that against them. Japan's warcrimes were a fucking lot, but "slap a jap" and concentration camps aren't the answer.
@@kameronmyles2013 still do
Not where I expected the video to go at all. 😂 No, Bats, I would not consider putting the mentally ill in a psych ward a hate crime. Breaking their bones to get them to comply, though....
Well, you see Luigi when a paisano likes a mama mia, he puts his spaghetti noodle in the mama mia's raviolo and a little bambino covered in brajuto comes out about nine months later
I was just thinking that
🤣🤣🫴🍝
I see Luigi? No, I don't see any Luigi. I think you probably mean "you see, Luigi, when..." with the commas to indicate that "Luigi" is the vocative of this phrase, instead of the object of the verb "see."
That's a both delicious and oddly disturbing way of putting it.
Why do I feel solid jj just finds random little spots in animated shows and is like yeah that would be funny
0:37 Batman when i say "Hate Crime"
*SAMPLE TEXT*
"F*cking blinker" lmao that line was delivered so well
Yeah, probably better to stay a vigilante and do your own thing. Imagine Batman having to sit down with HR. Actually, maybe a future episode?
And that's why Keven Conroy's(RIP) animated Batman(1992) goes beyond...
“Fucking blinker” killed me 😭
Btw who smeared Vaseline all over the video 💀
It's against the law to commit crime.
It's ALSO against the law to commit crime because you hate someone.
Hate crime? Boy do i
"Fuckin' blinker" sounds like something Mickey O'Neil from Snatch would say - and i would 10000% pay to see a Mickey O'Neil version of Batman
1:55 At this point I wonder how Batman would react if Robin managed to get with a girl and do the deed.
He would still explain it
he would backseat him
Presume Robin didn't use protection and makes part of the batcave into a nursery.
1:20 was that animation in a Solid JJ video? Someone is movin' on up in the world! The next thing you know, JJ will have a voice actress silently voicing Wonder Woman!
If Batman got involved most of the people committing hate crimes would be seriously injured and either in a hospital or prison
Honestly props to Batman for being so dedicated to the asylum, genuinely recognizing the mental illness and other issues in his villains and, instead of imprisoning or killing them, trying to seek help for them.
Finally, someone with the common sense to point out that differentiating between hate crimes and normal crimes is redundant.
This ^^
What about stuff like drug possession? This logic only makes sense if you don’t believe in hate crimes, which is dumb
@liammcconnell9322 Didn't most people get incarcerated for weed and hard-core drugs and besides haven't you seen the South Park episode called Hate crime 2000?
@@univon4892 weed isn’t a hardcore drug, and I don’t use South Park as a news source because that would be retarded
@@univon4892 Yes, but that isn’t a hate crime. I guess your stance makes sense if you honestly get your news from South Park
Great job again! Dude, well done! Truly amazing and well written and acted! Your videos are totally silly and entertaining!
"You see when a man and a woman love each other very much"
"Fucking Blinker!"
Damn Batman knows how to hit hard.
Batman: I am vengeance.
Wait... isn't vengeance a form of hate?
Love how Robin says “Gee that’s swell!” after the commissioner tells Batman that he’s apart of the police force now, as if Robin could hear him. But when Batman hangs up, Robin needs to ask what the call was about, as if he couldn’t hear the commissioner.
Hearing and comprehending are two different aspects of a conversation. For example,
“it’s when a man and woman fall deeply in love for each other-“
Whenever "The Batman 2" releases in theatres, I'm going to yell "IT'S THE BLINKER!!" everytime Gordon is on-screen
"...and then they started beating each other up!"
imagine being killed because you blinked
The blinker bit is incredible.
There’s a huge difference between “I do hate crimes” and “I do Hate Crimes”
I swear, in Batman's mind when he talks to Robin, it always starts at 1:52-1:56 and somehow ends, but restarts at 0:00-0:03. So, everything else inbetween is Batman's "logical" thinking until Robin opens his mouth.
God, he's so smart.
you think blinkers are bad well let me tell you about breathers they are the absolute worse walking around breathing on stuff, taking oxygen without paying for it.
you think breathers are bad well let me tell you about existers they are the absolute worse walking around existing like they own the place, taking up space without paying for it.
I don't know man, i'm almost sure there's people being charged for that somewhere
Here, let me fix some of your punctuation work for you. Try to learn something:
You think blinkers are bad? Well, let me tell you about breathers. They are the absolute worse walking around breathing on stuff, taking oxygen without paying for it.
Thanks, I'm gonna confuse the crap out of my friends by using Blinker as a casual insult with no context or explanation from now on.
When Batman's phone keeps changing color and style 😂
Friggin' blinkers. Blinkin' and stuff. DON'T BLINK AT ME!
Batman explaining birth to Robin is Solid JJ's way to tell us this one is actually a prequel to "Joker's new sidekick", which started with Batman asking Robin if he understood where babies come from. Bravo, Vince!
That blinking blinker
If Robin is dating Starfire in this universe, he doesn't need a lecture on where babies come from.
Maybe he does since they haven't made one
Maybe he only knows about her species and not human babies
Since Robin is dating Starfire, Batman needs to give him the talk.
I want this same video but with just Batman talking and robin trying to understand what’s happening
I love how Batman still thinks Robin is a child
Most pressing line of the episode:
SAMPLE TEXT
I love how Batman has known that Robin has been 25, yet still feels the need to explain how babies are made to this 25 year old man.
And apparently Robin keeps letting Batman explain it and doesn't correct him till he's finished.
I think Robin gave up ages ago. Probably easier to just let the guy finish his lecture than waste his breath on a futile effort to correct him.
It a kind of "In my prime..." situation. Just let grandpa tell his story. Gotta respect them
When i was 21 my dad tried to have the talk with me and i was like "do i tell him i had sex already or let him proceed?"
While not everyone had done it before their 20s i guess everybody is supposed to know that
I don't know sometimes he had those senile moments haha
0:34 probably one of the best immolations that batman has ever suffered at the hands of C. GORDON
"Gotham's Most Pressing Issue is Hate Crime" You know, I feel like that's the one crime Gotham doesn't have a problem with.
They’ve done every other crime in the book so they might as well go for 100% completion.
It's like when i try to explain why there's almost no racism where i live
We're only humans, we merely have 24 hs per day, there's simply not enough time to add another reason to hate others to the list
"Fucking blinker" cracked me tf up lmfao
Why does Batman really like explaining birth?
I love it when Gordon says "sample text"