Stoned Jesus - I'm The Mountain

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 มี.ค. 2012
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  • @Nightmaroo
    @Nightmaroo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5798

    myself brought me here...
    Thank you myself. you've finally done something good.

    • @jimmiemclovin
      @jimmiemclovin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You speak the truth... Nighto lili

    • @DMTLSDMDMAMDPV
      @DMTLSDMDMAMDPV 9 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      it wasnt you, it was the iteration preceding of the iteration who wrote that. self continuum is just illusion.

    • @mistyisland343
      @mistyisland343 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Crusti Vanukas Leppänen Unfortunately there is no continual process of iteration in human lives. We are not moving towards the true value, more like away from it as much as it counts.

    • @DMTLSDMDMAMDPV
      @DMTLSDMDMAMDPV 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      yes, there is one true value we all are moving towards.
      Event called "death".

    • @mistyisland343
      @mistyisland343 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Crusti Vanukas Leppänen Yes, but that event has value only to you and people who know you. It has no general meaning; hence not a process of iteration.

  • @UranHexx
    @UranHexx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    Stoned mountain - I'm the Jesus

    • @lukawillems9977
      @lukawillems9977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @emokiller907
      @emokiller907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pederast dude

    • @nnandrei
      @nnandrei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This made me laugh out loud, like literally, and I'm at the gym surrounded by people

    • @IS-su2jf
      @IS-su2jf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      8 years old, dude

    • @emokiller907
      @emokiller907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm So Meta Even This Acronym shut the fuck up donnie

  • @jvaz7204
    @jvaz7204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1614

    "How stoned are you?"
    "Dude, I'm the mountain."
    "...I'm gonna have ask you to step out of the vehicle"

    • @wadeguidry6675
      @wadeguidry6675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I bet that happens in Colorado a lot. Lol.

    • @zaya7330
      @zaya7330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      No joke, once I was so stoned I felt like my hands were turning into rocks

    • @bangagong4072
      @bangagong4072 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol!

    • @jaywilcock2062
      @jaywilcock2062 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @pacificmermaid43
      @pacificmermaid43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ;D

  • @Dfeneck
    @Dfeneck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    Straight up. Haven't had a song give me chills like this since I first heard Lateralus

  • @db0ski
    @db0ski 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3307

    one joint and you're stoned
    one joint + stoned jesus and you're the mountain

    • @SitGreck1
      @SitGreck1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      you are the mountain

    • @BardSong89
      @BardSong89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So true...

    • @vineetmalik9539
      @vineetmalik9539 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      One bong and you are a fountain

    • @HandleMyBallsYouTube
      @HandleMyBallsYouTube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      3 Joints and you're the couch.

    • @gajagaja914
      @gajagaja914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      5 bong rip and you are dead as rock

  • @SadyhVonSchattig
    @SadyhVonSchattig 8 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    jeez that scream is the most masculine thing i ever heard

  • @rooster1038
    @rooster1038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    Gets pulled over.
    Officer - "How high are you, sir?"
    Me - "No officer, it's hi how are you."

    • @DrWeston
      @DrWeston 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      this is underrated..

    • @restfulflames9855
      @restfulflames9855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eyyy LOTR fav movie trillogy

    • @dantekovaks
      @dantekovaks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Best comment Ever!

    • @imright.2580
      @imright.2580 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i am complete. thank you sir.

    • @Sherrypunk888
      @Sherrypunk888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "What is the officer problem?"

  • @The32johnny
    @The32johnny ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Been listening to this for years , one of the greatest songs of all time

  • @zaal08
    @zaal08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    my dad is 60 years old and texted me today to tell me that this song rocked him to his core. Music like this will stay with me forever. Thank you stoned jesus.

    • @whipshit7093
      @whipshit7093 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your 64 years old has magnificent taste in music

    • @stillmattwest
      @stillmattwest 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If I Am The Mountain doesn't rock you, you cannot be rocked.

  • @72826
    @72826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    "Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and I am the mountain. Here's Tom with the weather." or whatever Bill Hicks said. Bless this comment section

    • @boseifrit5480
      @boseifrit5480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      TOOL THIRD EYE

    • @boseifrit5480
      @boseifrit5480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      BLESS THIS IMMUNITY

    • @brunoneto7113
      @brunoneto7113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Im the mountain!! I am the sauce

    • @spacecowboy1438
      @spacecowboy1438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It was funny cause its true...
      Science!

    • @chrisgeorge8819
      @chrisgeorge8819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "... we're just an imagination of ourselves.."
      Kids, do your brains a favor: Google Bill Hicks, watch bill Hicks, listen to a song called Third Eye by Tool..in that order..don't thank me just pay it forward

  • @sandequation2653
    @sandequation2653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2699

    This song gave me the courage to go get my lighter from the other room

    • @kiphenricksen6029
      @kiphenricksen6029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Best comment I've ever heard!! Rock on brother! You inspired me to do the same!!

    • @Da_Fox89
      @Da_Fox89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Best comment ever

    • @thedudegrowsfood284
      @thedudegrowsfood284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      was it a gray Bic? cause i lost mine.

    • @netofindra
      @netofindra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@thedudegrowsfood284
      Fun fact:
      Always steal your friends bic, then take the gay ass picture wrapper off. Wa-lah!
      Translucent white lighter u can spot anywhere.

    • @jimmyb207
      @jimmyb207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I know how you feel bro, I typed this with one finger.

  • @themindfulraven629
    @themindfulraven629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This song is a mantra.

  • @jimmyfrye5035
    @jimmyfrye5035 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Perfect song to listen to while driving through the wilderness

    • @pushupman8269
      @pushupman8269 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      or climbing a mountain.

  • @9omargiugiangiugia5
    @9omargiugiangiugia5 10 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Easily one of the best riffs of all time.

  • @albertoweinrichter5397
    @albertoweinrichter5397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    A couple years ago this guys played in Madrid, just before they started getting really famous.
    After the amazing gig they played, I came to them and offered to jam with us in our garage... with plenty of weed.
    I remember that night as one of the best in my life, playing with these crazy Ukrainians 'til the early hours of the morning...

    • @JB-nh3ss
      @JB-nh3ss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sana envidia !!!.... Yo también los vi en Córdoba, pero, lamentablemente, sobrio...

    • @themadscientest
      @themadscientest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      This story is fucking fire.

    • @SamritpalSingh
      @SamritpalSingh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm very jealous of you, man. that must've been a solid trip

    • @CallYourFriends420
      @CallYourFriends420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      its true! i was the garage

    • @-xirx-
      @-xirx- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow, I bey that was a frickin nice evening!

  • @mrkoss1985
    @mrkoss1985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    here we go 2021, still a mountain standing still, a bit growned up, some winds floating around, telling stories, keep calm and be a mountain

  • @beep-beep
    @beep-beep 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2108

    Wow. TH-cam actually recommended something good.

    • @Cesarissatan
      @Cesarissatan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The Hiphopopotamus my thoughts exactly.

    • @Uroste
      @Uroste 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The Hiphopopotamuss Well if you are like me and listens to all kinda music from classic to pop, you will eventually be recommended to stoner metal. Newer knew there was thing like stoner metal...

    • @robertwright2852
      @robertwright2852 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Hiphopopotamus indeed

    • @shadk2559
      @shadk2559 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tequilafilms Inc. woooot that is stoner metal? oO well it does sound nice

    • @Trykyl1
      @Trykyl1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Shadk how the hell does this sound like metal to you?!

  • @123stripes
    @123stripes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    when he yells "I am the Mountain", I totally believe him.

    • @gregorydereklittle
      @gregorydereklittle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He definitely means it

    • @Tony-yg6bz
      @Tony-yg6bz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I AM THE TABLE!

    • @drunkenviking
      @drunkenviking 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      because He is...

    • @OllieMolina.
      @OllieMolina. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      this is the best comment ive ever seen ever lol

    • @awakening1776
      @awakening1776 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I LOVE LAMP!!!!

  • @Hondeer
    @Hondeer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1024

    I'm in that good part of TH-cam again.

    • @rishabhdev6277
      @rishabhdev6277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      eat shit

    • @cplmackk1
      @cplmackk1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes!

    • @j.r.turner2421
      @j.r.turner2421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only disablity in life is a bad attitude infinate young soul

    • @wildflower2793
      @wildflower2793 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤗🤘

    • @theali8oras274
      @theali8oras274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@rishabhdev6277 be proud now intelligent youngling :)

  • @smbeabout
    @smbeabout 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I'm mostly a beer drinker, but after listening to this song in it's entirety, even I'm getting a glimpse of what it means to be a mountain.

  • @SirMalorak
    @SirMalorak 10 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Whether or not you do drugs, let us all agree that this is really fucking sweet \m/

    • @bigmanSJH
      @bigmanSJH 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This should be the top comment.

    • @grasskode
      @grasskode 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well, then let's make this the one..

    • @SirMalorak
      @SirMalorak 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hugh Jars Thus he spoke, thus he did.

    • @walidbatal804
      @walidbatal804 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SirMalorak I don't do drugs but this is so Fucking sweet!

    • @ReVarre
      @ReVarre 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed.

  • @Silhouette93
    @Silhouette93 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1544

    Stoned Jesus: "Duuuudee... what if....this wine was totally my blood"

    • @mac514
      @mac514 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🔥

    • @satansjihad6353
      @satansjihad6353 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      +malcom middle You just made my fucking day dude

    • @trikillerx
      @trikillerx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      +malcom middle
      Judas in the last supper : WTF dude this is your fucking blood wtf are you thinking??????????????????
      >Judas sells jesus to the romans
      >Jesus died on the cross
      >GG

    • @rudysmessage7737
      @rudysmessage7737 8 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Stoned Jesus: "Duudee...I could like.... totally just walk across the lake instead of around it"

    • @SadyhVonSchattig
      @SadyhVonSchattig 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +trikillerx judas was a personification of the jews not a person. JEWdas, JEWsus, any bell rings?

  • @dobbelpalm23
    @dobbelpalm23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Listened to this with my friends on a beach in south France, we were coming down from a mushroom trip and smoking some of the best weed out there. The combination of the music, the view and being surrounded by friends made this a trip in itself. Felt like my life was complete. Every time I come back to this song I'm there again, lost in blissfulness.
    Thank you Stoned Jesus!

  • @annahuerta1663
    @annahuerta1663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1519

    I literally typed "Stoned Jesus" while being high and this came out. I'm so proud.

    • @user-mv5uu7lx3t
      @user-mv5uu7lx3t 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      the same thing.

    • @kunstderfugue
      @kunstderfugue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Looking at the comment section, you're nowhere near alone.

    • @karkuskarkus3555
      @karkuskarkus3555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ran n2 street jesus last nite

    • @venky193
      @venky193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And Jesus because proud of you too

    • @stonethacrow
      @stonethacrow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I dont believe you

  • @charlcoetzee93
    @charlcoetzee93 8 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Two hours into a shrooms trip, blasting this, playing along on bass. 7/7 would do again

    • @havokbaphomet666
      @havokbaphomet666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Seems like a helluvah trip man, way to go brotherman!

    • @MrToxicdecay666
      @MrToxicdecay666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sounds like you had a great trip. Glad to hear

    • @KS-fz7hh
      @KS-fz7hh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I am pretty sure the song writer picked some shrooms before wirting this. It is so third-person like and being part of nature seems very important.

    • @I69CableGuy
      @I69CableGuy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and the coolest comment of the day goes to...

    • @LJ-qh5ni
      @LJ-qh5ni 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      So no perfect 5/7 then?

  • @bassgirl_denalia9087
    @bassgirl_denalia9087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    This riff has always sent chills down my spine.

    • @wesleybynum5461
      @wesleybynum5461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tera Petty uh. 😂 I hate to be that guy but from the looks of it I’d like to put a chill down your spine

    • @samsocash9514
      @samsocash9514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wesley Bynum Hah good one bro!! That was epic!!!!

  • @martinfreund6737
    @martinfreund6737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    I don't know what's better- the song, or the comment section

    • @justinhooey9457
      @justinhooey9457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Mary Jane! So Far, So Good, So Stoned

    • @nicoheiz
      @nicoheiz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@justinhooey9457 combinan

    • @bratislavdragic3059
      @bratislavdragic3059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The song. There, now you can relax. Okay?

    • @dracosol4415
      @dracosol4415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@justinhooey9457 I smell a Megadeth reference...

    • @odinsson204
      @odinsson204 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Draco Sol indeed

  • @gmo0o
    @gmo0o 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I'm a Croatian working in Ireland. I had a colleague from Czech Republic who introduced me to this Ukrainian band :)) thank you Thomas ;)

    • @vladgalekas
      @vladgalekas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      mr.worldwide

    • @ErokLobotomist
      @ErokLobotomist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Never would've known they were Ukrainian, thanks for the heads up!

    • @MyUrbanExplorationOnline
      @MyUrbanExplorationOnline 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ErokLobotomist Same with me at first. This was the very first song I herd by this band. At first I thought the band was made up by native Americans. Although its an original song, but for me it has the same kind of vibe as Come And Get Your Love by Redbone vibes, but done is a well done Black Sabbathie style.

    • @allthingscroatia
      @allthingscroatia ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vladgalekas 🇭🇷

  • @zopfoderkahl32
    @zopfoderkahl32 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    2 hits in the bong and this song is so amazing

  • @nathanpress7391
    @nathanpress7391 10 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    You know stoner rock/metal is the fucking shit when you don't need drugs to send you on your journey. Music is enough and this is it.

    • @philippehamal9952
      @philippehamal9952 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      finally someone else who shares my opinion !

    • @philippehamal9952
      @philippehamal9952 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      jep!

    • @narxes
      @narxes 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Who wouldn't need drugs? They are awesome.

    • @jamesbinnie8765
      @jamesbinnie8765 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      drugs are bad mmkay
      stick to trips and reefer

    • @narxes
      @narxes 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      James Binnie
      Believe it or not, Cannabis is a drug.

  • @kristianmatthias1469
    @kristianmatthias1469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    My god , I am so fucking happy this exists . This band is the future . It may never be popular as it rightfully deserves , but as long as they keep producing music , real music will never die .

  • @scottgeorgeff2896
    @scottgeorgeff2896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Recently promoted to Mountain.
    Start Glacier Training next week.

  • @Abrahamhamham
    @Abrahamhamham 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This is too gooood! You know it's good when you listen over and over to a 13 minutes song!

  • @felipegoulart9370
    @felipegoulart9370 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Yesterday I listened to this is with my earphones while I was stoned af. I closed my eyes and my mind started to picture so much non-sensical shit, like I was strolling in a park with a bear that was wearing clown shoes and we had to fight dogs with red eyes, but when the end hitted with the same melody from the beginning it was like everything made sense, I opened my eyes and I thought "I was in a journey to overcome my anxiety". Thank god for this song

    • @joemama-hc4gl
      @joemama-hc4gl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Felipe Goulart which strain was it?...

    • @ChrleBrwnJR
      @ChrleBrwnJR 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Direct that Music Video mate haha

    • @elFRIJOLMALO
      @elFRIJOLMALO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I hope you find peace brother. God knows sometimes i want it too.

    • @GlockAndARock
      @GlockAndARock 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah foo Chill foo

    • @jernie9384
      @jernie9384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's cool man.

  • @sdthor27
    @sdthor27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Closing in on 13 million listens. There is hope for humanity.

  • @kentuckyfryedstalin
    @kentuckyfryedstalin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    i love the use of a 7/4 time signature near the ligher vocal part, really gives this song a unique feel, especially because we get so used to traditional 4/4 or 3/4 time signatures all the time. amazing song!

  • @joobydoobydoo
    @joobydoobydoo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'm so obsessed with that song. Seriously, I can't stop listening to it.

  • @lionzion86
    @lionzion86 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The progressions in this track are fucking amazing

  • @lemmysverruca
    @lemmysverruca 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    I didn't believe him that he was actually the mountain until 8:07.

    • @pheablemind
      @pheablemind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @jamescr101
      @jamescr101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "Well when you put it like that..."

    • @suss2484
      @suss2484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's the mountain

    • @juansanhueza6651
      @juansanhueza6651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'M THE MOUNTAIIIIIN!!!! Crystal clear

    • @mrsa5125
      @mrsa5125 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO

  • @jamiedutton7257
    @jamiedutton7257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Thought I was near the top, and then I realised there is no top. I am the mountain.

  • @theorangecrusher
    @theorangecrusher 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2479

    Stoned Jesus: Dude, what if rocks are actually really soft but when they see us coming to touch them they tense up and get really hard?

    • @bowentreify
      @bowentreify 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      no way bro

    • @SystemOfATool
      @SystemOfATool 6 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      you mean something similar to a boner?

    • @tomduckworth8961
      @tomduckworth8961 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      w o w

    • @Biohazard163
      @Biohazard163 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      So a bit like non-newtonian liquids?

    • @davidpool39
      @davidpool39 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mind blown😬

  • @JohnWilson-cp2nj
    @JohnWilson-cp2nj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I could listen to this every day for six hundred years

  • @Beer_Baron_
    @Beer_Baron_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    i have no clue how I got to this song, but I am in awe. This is badass.

  • @voodoo2153
    @voodoo2153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1131

    I love listening to this song while walking on the beach with my girlfriend until the LSD wears off and realize that I'm dragging a mannequin around a McDonald parking lot

  • @deborahcookston9373
    @deborahcookston9373 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2120

    When my husband died, I was so sad and I wanted some sign that he was still here. It was a year, the anniversary of his death. A friend took me to the mountains in New Mexico. I woke up early morning the morning of his death at the time of his death. I went outside and sat on a rock, the sun just a spark of rising. I heard his voice in my head saying " hi baby, I'm here" I asked " where are you" he said " I am the mountains, I am the sky, the water, this rock, I am a part of everything". This really happened, and I can't really tell you how it felt, going through every part of my body. He was Native American. So this song is pretty wild. Peace to you all.

    • @rabidfish02
      @rabidfish02 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      That is amazing. Thank you for sharing

    • @kevindunne6520
      @kevindunne6520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I saw your post, It compelled me to speak. We all are integrally everything we a part of "The World the is you and your husband your souls are conjoined through his message and your soul in its present state.

    • @jimsmith9523
      @jimsmith9523 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      wow im in new mex its beauty..is the mourains

    • @kevindunne6520
      @kevindunne6520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I was taught self-hypnosis. My place is a mountain, as an eagle soars and cries. Peace to you.

    • @PeterParker-yt5nw
      @PeterParker-yt5nw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      what a jerk did he even say goodbye... i mean shit i know your not stupid enough to believe that rock is really him. just swinging by as your friendly neighborhood spiderman.

  • @Lalala-of5dp
    @Lalala-of5dp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Listen to this masterpiece after midnight. The atmosphere is unbelievable.

  • @sharadryn8259
    @sharadryn8259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This song...This is what got me into Stoner Metal, through which it helped me switch my whole world view into something better and improve myself in the process. Thank you Stoned Jesus for the awesome track, I can finally state that I'm the mountain.

  • @cracky-patty113
    @cracky-patty113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    So I’m stoned and was just typing in “stoner videos” to laugh at, and I saw “stoner Jesus” and it made me hit the Giggles and I clicked now I’m in love with this band.

  • @richardharrold9736
    @richardharrold9736 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This shit is absolutely fucking stellar. Melodic psychedelia to rival Pink Floyd and heavy sludgy stoner rock in one 13-minute prog epic...

  • @poqs1
    @poqs1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    step 1: youtube suggestion can be good too
    step 2: enjoyng the song
    step 3: listen to the song about 10k times
    step 4: playing the song on guitar and its focking cool
    step 5: becoming a mountain

    • @emhozk9424
      @emhozk9424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Step 6: profit

    • @jankocollyer6037
      @jankocollyer6037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Step 2.0 : get high

    • @boseifrit5480
      @boseifrit5480 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Step 4

    • @reedy_9619
      @reedy_9619 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But mountains cant play guitar..

    • @lazarusnaugle3161
      @lazarusnaugle3161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “And then the song will sing me”
      -Bill Wurtz

  • @patches6309
    @patches6309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Chill Mode reaching critical level, Comfortably Numb & Stoned Immaculate! Peace & Love to each & everyone who reads this.

  • @helenabeat8592
    @helenabeat8592 8 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    My god, this stuff is SOLID. I don't often click on suggested music videos but I'm so fucking glad I decided to click on this one. Think I just found a new favourite band.

    • @shitchops
      @shitchops 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Helena Beat Fuckn oath its pretty epic material.. worth while clicking on those suggestions man as you may find a gem among the shit !!

    • @pink_flow
      @pink_flow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      just experienced the same :)

    • @Dan0604
      @Dan0604 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Helena Beat stoned jesus are fucking dead good! some songs i like are red wine, indian and electric misterss. listen to samsara blues experiment too

    • @SonicTheEpicMaster
      @SonicTheEpicMaster 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Go check out The Sizlacks.

    • @rediskewl1
      @rediskewl1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      When you are on videos like this 80% of suggested videos are badass

  • @matheusqc5405
    @matheusqc5405 9 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I'm here , 21 minutes for 2015 and i'm crying listening to this song and i'm alone in my dark bedroom. Still this song is relaxing me , a lot. Hope these guys have more luck than me anyway :)

    • @briananderson6742
      @briananderson6742 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It gets better brother, trust me. You're not the only person to go through hard times.

    • @briananderson6742
      @briananderson6742 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I like your attitude Mr. Rommel.

    • @Teddy0567
      @Teddy0567 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes, if you ever feel hopeless you can always join Afrika Korps.

    • @zarathustra498
      @zarathustra498 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ***** We don't recruit panzies
      On the serious note a little advice: through life you always have to be calm, decisive and determined. Seconds turn to minutes which quickly turn into years, so act according to your conscious,desires and no matter what do the right thing. Stay true to yourself, that is what real freedom means

    • @rafael55
      @rafael55 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Erwin Rommel I'm ok with that Erwin.

  • @TheRandomhobo123
    @TheRandomhobo123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is one of the greatest songs ever made

  • @nikkidarling2153
    @nikkidarling2153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Played this very loud across a factory in Kansas and had so many people come ask me about it. My work there was done. 😁

    • @Helo735
      @Helo735 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's excellent!!

    • @Helo735
      @Helo735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you like this, you may enjoy a Greek rock band called Night Stalker. My absolute favorite is their song called "Children of the Sun". One of the best rock songs I've ever heard.

    • @BURGERS13ful
      @BURGERS13ful 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Preach Anna

  • @shikhar7385
    @shikhar7385 6 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Holy Shit, what did I just stumble into

  • @metalsun2599
    @metalsun2599 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I read this band name on the wall, where I was smoking weed with my friends. I thought that's a band name and search it on TH-cam. Best decision in my life. xD

  • @flyboy513
    @flyboy513 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Came across this song after my fathers passing.. Ive played it numerous times amongst friends and damn near none of them appreciate it.. It baffles me.. I think this is a very great, very unique song.. And yet noone close to me can relate as to why this song is so special..

    • @huehuecoyotl2
      @huehuecoyotl2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, it's a bummer when friends and family in real life don't share your interests or tastes. Internet forums centered around shared interests, etc. are cool, but its not the same.

  • @Zvedbed
    @Zvedbed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Heard this for the first time today while smoking a dub and instantly in love. The whole song is amazing but those first 2 minutes are sublime

  • @richber
    @richber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Be like the promontory against which the waves continually break, but it stands firm and tames the fury of the waters around it." - Marcus Aurelius

  • @nooralamgir3703
    @nooralamgir3703 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1061

    "I dont own shit"
    RIP uploader for not owning food, water or shelter.

    • @Monkeyshaman
      @Monkeyshaman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      You don't own food or water you just borrow it.

    • @HiatusMobs
      @HiatusMobs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      ye u just sort of process it for nature

    • @tucoestrela5866
      @tucoestrela5866 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      he must be a buddhist hahahahahhahaha

    • @monke4312
      @monke4312 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      No, he owns food, water and shelter.
      He just doesn't own feces.

    • @LeeVanSpliff
      @LeeVanSpliff 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      No-one can own feces. It belongs to whomever you fling it at.

  • @ZoNNi77
    @ZoNNi77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mounted Jesus - I am the Stone

  • @vitordanieleal
    @vitordanieleal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    After listening to this song for years this is one of the first songs I listen in the first day of 2020

  • @PaulDhooghe
    @PaulDhooghe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I'm the reason, I'm to blame...nothing will ever be the same"

  • @atasayugras6142
    @atasayugras6142 7 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    A beer in my hand. Listening to this. I have no expectations from life.

    • @theali8oras274
      @theali8oras274 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Atasay Ugras be the mountain

    • @jAug94
      @jAug94 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Atasay Ugras good man

    • @pranavsasidharan1252
      @pranavsasidharan1252 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's an amazing place to be

    • @diegoziro128
      @diegoziro128 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Atasay Ugras hahahahah dope life

    • @ankurakashady
      @ankurakashady 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What a great idea, I have the same thing goin, beer in hand.. No expectations from life :)

  • @Sourheart
    @Sourheart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Before I listened: how does a random song have 14 million views with only 6.5k comments?
    After I listened: O.O

  • @steelpitbull1
    @steelpitbull1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    For as long as I can remember, I've made up songs in my head. Never any words but always the same chord progressions and drums. This is it. This is the music I hear in my head. This is what I've been trying to translate to the real world for as long as I can remember. Thank you for this, it's beautiful.

  • @rashadeideh6283
    @rashadeideh6283 8 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    this is my first comment on youtube ever, this song earned it

    • @Isaiypres
      @Isaiypres 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hello, I'm your first reply (:

    • @UDT116
      @UDT116 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Įsäį Bvstøš Yeah about that

    • @Isaiypres
      @Isaiypres 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +UDT116 ): right in my jimmies

    • @Handles-R-Lame
      @Handles-R-Lame 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Įsäį Bvstøš hey now. it was just a long night and rough day. right?

    • @Isaiypres
      @Isaiypres 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Matt Claunch yes ): now to rest and whack it to slam lol

  • @Bronco541
    @Bronco541 7 ปีที่แล้ว +881

    I take back all the bad things I said about youtube recommendations,
    because they've recently been suggested some awesome new music to me.

    • @aaroncalbert3068
      @aaroncalbert3068 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      me too.

    • @LeeeroyMusic
      @LeeeroyMusic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Damn yeah good to see that between all the shitty recommendations, We forgive you TH-cam

    • @somenoise5624
      @somenoise5624 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      CallMeBronco Hey, who is that in your profile picture? I recognize that guy. He's a composer or some shit.

    • @Bronco541
      @Bronco541 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SomeNoise he is "Moondog", forget his real name; he was a composer from 1940-1950's era, with quite an interesting life story. His most recognizable song is "Bird's Lament"

    • @somenoise5624
      @somenoise5624 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      CallMeBronco Yeah thats right, thanks man.

  • @EliminatorPerformance
    @EliminatorPerformance 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That opening riff is the greatest. Carry on.

  • @wc3935
    @wc3935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I feel like a king when I listen to this. Thank you Stoned Jesus!

  • @ITookYourBic
    @ITookYourBic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    One day the ashes of my bones will flow with the currents and fly with the wind. My bones will be the hardest rock and the softest stone. I will be the valley and I will be the Mountain

  • @melem7808
    @melem7808 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    from someone who love techno this is gold

  • @manliolieve9043
    @manliolieve9043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    After 2020 years, Jesus still does good things

  • @stonedstone3410
    @stonedstone3410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Прямо гордість пробирає за наших хлопців! Такого успіху досягти, навіть на Hellfest запросили. Обожнюю рок/метал і шкодую що лише нещодвно почув про них...

  • @CuddleSeason
    @CuddleSeason 8 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    I am overwhelmed by this stuff. A great TH-cam recommendation!

    • @mathias841
      @mathias841 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's the fucking Same thing for me !!

    • @Lion-gu7gn
      @Lion-gu7gn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      thx yrslf and your history on youtube...
      but yeah sometimes they come up with surprising sh*t.

    • @DavidStHilaire
      @DavidStHilaire 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +StewieG3000 right on brother

    • @DracoVolantus
      @DracoVolantus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      best YT recommendation in it's history

    • @ismailis01
      @ismailis01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i found it in recommendation section too and its a gd stuff !

  • @eggloll
    @eggloll 7 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    ive let my depression and anxiety get the best of me my whole life but ive been coming around lately and realized that and you know what? Im gona be the god damned mountain

    • @Riley-ek8xs
      @Riley-ek8xs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yaboobay how’s that going for you? (i realize this probably comes off as sarcastic but i’m genuinely interested as to your well-being)

    • @newtalentbeatz7150
      @newtalentbeatz7150 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      do not b depressed. God loves you

    • @brettdonahue876
      @brettdonahue876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah boiii. Giid in you brother

    • @jasonthomas5916
      @jasonthomas5916 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yaboobay be the best fuckin mountain you can be

    • @davidturner7363
      @davidturner7363 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good for you Jason ... Fuk Yes

  • @nancypachou9705
    @nancypachou9705 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have discovered this a long time ago. Just listened to it again today. It killed all my mood to go about my mundane chores Thank God I am not braindead from all the silliness going about!

  • @vector007
    @vector007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was lost in the storm of today when I accidently walked into here with a click of the mouse and then I think I hit my head on The Mountain. For a while I just sat, stunned, and listened, and the rain cascaded off my Drover like, well, like it was water. Now I will go and seek more of this "Stoned Jesus". Reminds me of Tool and Kyuss, when they had a love-child.

  • @thekai1984-p5b
    @thekai1984-p5b 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    8:08 ok chill man, you're the mountain...

  • @MrGaableenz
    @MrGaableenz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Its Easter 2016 today, so i am here to learn something about Jesus.

    • @MrBlakey700
      @MrBlakey700 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +MrGaableenz well.... i think its saffe to say he's the mountain

    • @slipperguy9856
      @slipperguy9856 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +MrGaableenz well....he is stoned....so...lets get stoned :P

    • @shitchops
      @shitchops 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +MrGaableenz Im a bit late but fuck yeah!...

  • @TwelveToesMcGee
    @TwelveToesMcGee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Woke up. Leaving to go work in 15mins. Make a coffee, smoke a bong, and put on this masterpiece. Ready for the day.

  • @animal72279
    @animal72279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Psychedelic Masterpiece"

  • @tw1159
    @tw1159 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Dude this literally gave me the chills...amazing how something this simple can amaze a human being all through their physical appearance and mind.

  • @Dan-re3xq
    @Dan-re3xq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I found this band two days ago and have fallen in love. sometimes TH-cam recommendations rock

    • @connorknox5842
      @connorknox5842 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Radio Moscow is sick

    • @chillbruh665
      @chillbruh665 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ryder Patrick Layne dood thx 👌✌

  • @dreamonboi
    @dreamonboi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I live within 10 minutes of Mt. Blanca in Colorado, and I smoke and listen to this while looking at the mountain contemplating both it and myself, Blows my mind everytime.

  • @captaingermany2871
    @captaingermany2871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Dang! Found this by luck.
    Its fucking dope.
    Wish y'all a good day/Week/Month/Year/Life.
    Lots of love from Germany.

    • @brianswelding
      @brianswelding 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You too bro. Cheers from Chicago. Love and blessings. ❤🙏

    • @lukaamirxaniani8640
      @lukaamirxaniani8640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Georgia (but not state of america :) ) is with you fellas !

    • @mantay
      @mantay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🙌

    • @rhabeebrhabeeb3250
      @rhabeebrhabeeb3250 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sending positive tectonic vibes from Georgia(USA) to any and all

  • @martin846
    @martin846 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    It's like The Doors in metal version ! amazing !

    • @elusmo
      @elusmo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      what??? The Doors?? really?? The Doors??? really?? The Doors??? really?? The Doors??? really?? The Doors??? really?? The Doors??? really?? The Doors??? really?? The Doors??? really?? The Doors??? really?? The Doors??? really?? The Doors??? really?? The Doors??? really?? The Doors??? mmmmm... i don't think so.

  • @puklejchleba
    @puklejchleba 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Wow, that amount of views rapidly increased since I´ve found this incredible band... about + 9400 000 views! Great! You deserve it at all guys!

  • @kornbread5359
    @kornbread5359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Hved playdd guitar for 12 years. We all have life stories and pain. But in my darkest hours this song has always given me relief. I love you so much for bringing this art into the world

  • @pinarnassirian6788
    @pinarnassirian6788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    As weird it may sound, i first heard this song in my dream. Someone was singing it and i watched him through the window. I couldn’t see his face and he never noticed me but When i woke up the lyrics was the first thing that came to my mind so i googled it and found up about this song and i freaking loved it.

  • @alvaodegaard
    @alvaodegaard 7 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Jesus brought me here. thankyou Jesus, finally you done something to my life.

    • @randyday9151
      @randyday9151 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sorry you feel that way guy Jesus has done lots for me and I bet if you think about it he's done more for you than lead you to a song

    • @radoo7516
      @radoo7516 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      srry to break it to you guys, but jesus has nothing to do with this...learn to read between the lines....

    • @flaviolepri5539
      @flaviolepri5539 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahahahah! I love this comment!

    • @atreyuatrium9342
      @atreyuatrium9342 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      tom delonge LMFAO, fuckin same

    • @phdwho9656
      @phdwho9656 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      And he obviously was stoned.

  • @ejejjeje
    @ejejjeje 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2741

    holy Fuck! a youtube suggestion worked!!!

    • @fromulaon
      @fromulaon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      exactly my thoughts

    • @Danilo.s_andrade
      @Danilo.s_andrade 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I thought the same!!!! HOLY FUCK MAAAAAAAN

    • @droggy23
      @droggy23 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      aahahahahahah

    • @simz6831
      @simz6831 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Samu

    • @saksharsharma9648
      @saksharsharma9648 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nine cats

  • @shakhawathossainsajeeb2736
    @shakhawathossainsajeeb2736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Almost everyday I come here least for once to become the mountain.

  • @jota6694
    @jota6694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    one of the most satisfactory scream i ever heard in music

  • @poganpagan
    @poganpagan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    I'm the Mountain
    Rising high
    It's the way that I survived
    I'm the Mountain
    Tell my tale
    The greatest story's now for sale
    I'm the seaside
    I'm the waves
    I'm the one that makes you crave
    I'm the valley
    I'm the hills
    Look at me I'm standing still
    I'm the Mountain
    I'm the plain
    Tell me now am I insane
    I'm the spirit
    I'm the source
    I'm the root I am the doors
    I'm the road
    Long and hard
    Running out of my heart
    I'm the Mountain
    Climb me up
    And we're never gonna stop
    I'm the locker
    I'm the key
    I am who you want to be
    I'm the reason
    I'm the blame
    I will never be the same
    Mirror-mirror tell the truth of the old ones and the youth
    Of the things we hide deep from ourselves
    Mirror-mirror show me now what will I become and how
    For now I'm just a Mountain
    I'm the Mountain

  • @jamessnyder1818
    @jamessnyder1818 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is such a great song.
    So fkn Groovy. You know I play it all the time. Mostly when I’m the Mountain.

  • @TheNocturnalEvil
    @TheNocturnalEvil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My joint brought me here. Thank you my joint I'm happy and stoned.

  • @aaronbusby3752
    @aaronbusby3752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This gorgeous music saved my life.

  • @tobitoes1052
    @tobitoes1052 7 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Listening to this through headphones, lying in bed with my eyes closed in ins dark room in the middle of the night. Felt like a dream, the world was gone and all that was left was this. God. What an experience
    edit: I now think what I experienced was the start of an astral projection... weird shit

    • @diannasanchez8768
      @diannasanchez8768 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ivo Dimov I agree. tool can and will continue changing livesss

    • @ramakrishnareddych
      @ramakrishnareddych 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tobi Toes I am exactly in the same position. Keeping phone aside now

    • @lunarblueberry1669
      @lunarblueberry1669 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I did this the other day with pink floyd. did it today also with this particular song. got chills. tool are a whole other experience though. :D

    • @psychedelicpain420
      @psychedelicpain420 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Tobi Toes The only thing you forgot was the 420-ticket aka joint. That will eject you in another dimension

    • @marklile5554
      @marklile5554 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tobi Toes I do this on the regular