“Why did they surrender, they were going to win?” Says the one with a man wielding futuristic weaponry that uses the thunder of Jupiter to make mens bodies erupt with blood just by pointing it at them.
It's kind of a compelling setting. What if the bronze age collapse was of a society that was roughly late 20'th century in technology, and occasionally working relics get found in ruins. Maybe the Bronze Age Collapse was caused by a massive infestation of some alien bugs that eventually got brought into equilibrium with the ecosystem by some sorta fungus or something. Ooh what if Egypt was the last sort of holdout and they can manufacture some very expensive crude firearms until they research their preserved equipment.
@@Exarian well if we do look at that, that COULD be possible. China already found powder in the middle ages meaning they already could make firearms/muskets and egyptians had a genius who made a machine to have fun with it which was actually small but it was enough to be an engine for transport cars, meaning in ancient times, if people got interested in the tool of that genius, they could have damn CARS (ofc not so developped like ours rn)
@@gelon3333 Wait, what? What Egyptian machine? I always hear about the ancient computers like Antikhytera and such but never heard of an Ancient car engine :0 Do you mean the Aeolipile??
I think the reason the one corpse in the freezer didn't have a head was because the ravager ate his head off rather than eating your food or meat stockpiles.
9:04 yeah most people don't know that the Romans invented submachine guns. They were found in an archaeological dig in the 1920s and that's how they got to the modern era
you my friend are the first person ive seen so far for a couple years that knows this game. quick question: I got the problem that i cant play the game anymore because when i start it up i get to the point where i should see the main menu, but i see no text or menu buttons and just see normal terrain. I also cannot interact with it in any form aka im literally stuck like that. I have the game as a physical copy (dont know if there even exists a digital version) so the thing is since i cant find a single thing about the game online i dont know if this is a common issue or what it is caused by. tbh it could verry well be my lack of good graphics card but before my pc went from windows 7 to windows 10 it worked perfectly fine (with the same graphics card).
@@Pelasmo It's because of compatibility issues, you can try to use compatibility modes, if it doesn't work you'll have to find an earlier operating system or try to use an emulator.
It's not that you "Don't have access" to anything beyond pre-medieval tech, you just can research it yourself. You can still trade for tech goods, get them as rewards, and I think you can bring Rome forward through the tech tree once you get the final perk for uniting the Empire. You can't pick what you get, but I think the random thing can be any random thing.
10:12 Horatius is a legendary Roman legion commander, and the scars might've been from when he kept his ground on a bridge, allowing the Republic to build their defences against invading barbarians!
Guns and romans remind me of a series we had on TV in the 90s or maybe late 80s, it was post-apocalyptic but it had been so long since the apocalypse they had reached a classical level of techonology, thank God for public broadcasting services.
You probably won't see me but I'd like to see how the one man army does again this time with cataphract warcaskets from vanilla pirates expanded, and a laser minigun from vanilla weapons expanded - laser
Damnit rick.. this would've been a great episode 2! Lmao give us another restart with the infamous things you've learned in the moments from this quick play
I like this mod, other than the fact that it can be a bit too cheesy at times. For example, Visiting a 100% relations locked colony is really fun in the endgame. Ransoming them back to their own faction after capturing them, stealing their gear and harvesting their organs without destroying their base is indeed... classic.
Would be nice if the mod weren't so buggy and senators wouldn't constantly despawn from the game, breaking the ability to recruit them. Or if Tyrian farms actually worked.
hey I hope the mod allows flame throwers, the eastern empire had flame throwers and grenade launcher. yes they had grenade launcher They’d sling fire bombs and their armor was made to Resist being set on fire. like bruh. easten Roman even had flamethrower siege engines.
@@AtomicAlchemist Maybe English is not their strong suit when it comes to writing? Or maybe they like to watch foreign videos. I used to watch English lets plays when I was a kid even when I knew jack shit english back then. So who knows. either way its just a language, chill man lol
IDK man I think I only started reaching out to the republics by late game and the bribe requirement went to impossible numbers... beyond a million so to speak.
When I open the 'factions' tab I only get this screen which connects all my colonists and all the in-game factions with colored lines. I have no idea how I am supposed to get to the senator screen, can anyone help me?
“Why did they surrender, they were going to win?”
Says the one with a man wielding futuristic weaponry that uses the thunder of Jupiter to make mens bodies erupt with blood just by pointing it at them.
It's kind of a compelling setting. What if the bronze age collapse was of a society that was roughly late 20'th century in technology, and occasionally working relics get found in ruins. Maybe the Bronze Age Collapse was caused by a massive infestation of some alien bugs that eventually got brought into equilibrium with the ecosystem by some sorta fungus or something.
Ooh what if Egypt was the last sort of holdout and they can manufacture some very expensive crude firearms until they research their preserved equipment.
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@@Exarian well if we do look at that, that COULD be possible.
China already found powder in the middle ages meaning they already could make firearms/muskets and egyptians had a genius who made a machine to have fun with it which was actually small but it was enough to be an engine for transport cars, meaning in ancient times, if people got interested in the tool of that genius, they could have damn CARS (ofc not so developped like ours rn)
"Why did the pacifists have this futuristic weapon?"
Bold to assume they were pacifists before they got it.
@@gelon3333 Wait, what? What Egyptian machine? I always hear about the ancient computers like Antikhytera and such but never heard of an Ancient car engine :0
Do you mean the Aeolipile??
I think the reason the one corpse in the freezer didn't have a head was because the ravager ate his head off rather than eating your food or meat stockpiles.
Good dog
Crunchy
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@@GoGreenBasti Sports
Sees mod: "huh, seems interesting"
5 minutes in: *VENI VIDI VICI*
Can you please translate that sorry
@@Ashley-the-fox dude its a common saying
@@Himmyjewett I'm from Canada ok cut me some slack
@@_mdgamer4289 thanks mate
@@Ashley-the-fox It's a common phrase in the entire western world
9:04 yeah most people don't know that the Romans invented submachine guns. They were found in an archaeological dig in the 1920s and that's how they got to the modern era
This video was a real stab in the back
Didn’t expect it to be here so soon
Nice pun Caesar doesn’t appreciate it
Caesar didn’t exspect it so soon either
@@lucaswashington9285 caesar actually didn't expect it to be 21 times either
He didn't expect Brutus to be among the 21 either
Romans with SMG's sounds like something from the game "Hard to be a god" which blends a medieval world with future tech
you my friend are the first person ive seen so far for a couple years that knows this game.
quick question:
I got the problem that i cant play the game anymore because when i start it up i get to the point where i should see the main menu, but i see no text or menu buttons and just see normal terrain. I also cannot interact with it in any form aka im literally stuck like that. I have the game as a physical copy (dont know if there even exists a digital version) so the thing is since i cant find a single thing about the game online i dont know if this is a common issue or what it is caused by. tbh it could verry well be my lack of good graphics card but before my pc went from windows 7 to windows 10 it worked perfectly fine (with the same graphics card).
@@Pelasmo It's because of compatibility issues, you can try to use compatibility modes, if it doesn't work you'll have to find an earlier operating system or try to use an emulator.
@@Perrirodan1 ok, thank you.
@@Pelasmo You're welcome, it's a common issue, windows 10 seems to have a lot of compatibility issues with older games.
@@Perrirodan1 i mean i honestly was thinking before installing it that it might not work because like u said its one of those a bit older games.
"Our colonists are Caeser, Antony, Cassius, and Brutus."
Well this can't end well for anyone
You know what I wish for those with traits that forbids them to fight? That they will actually fight, but they suffer a massive mood debuff instead.
It's not that you "Don't have access" to anything beyond pre-medieval tech, you just can research it yourself. You can still trade for tech goods, get them as rewards, and I think you can bring Rome forward through the tech tree once you get the final perk for uniting the Empire. You can't pick what you get, but I think the random thing can be any random thing.
Unless he used story teller variant that blocks tech.
@@lollol5263 is there a mod that stops you from getting tech from quests, and traders, and ancient dangers?
10:12
Horatius is a legendary Roman legion commander, and the scars might've been from when he kept his ground on a bridge, allowing the Republic to build their defences against invading barbarians!
Roman IED's were surprisingly good, better then even modern ones!
You mean burning pigs or dogs or do you mean snake or oil pots
@@sheikhmufasafasagan1973 it's napalm
@@suacemanaquiatan9380 don't you mean greek fire?
Definitely Greek Fire, and not napalm.
„We are quite used to stabbing people in the back” and this is one of the few reasons why I love Kleaper
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when your friends are cassius and brutus you know you are off to a good start
Kepler over here doing Aurelian's work. He'd be so proud of you right now!
What would the Grim Kleaper be without the VE team? Thanks for the great content as always
Honestly tho. Oskar and the team are truly amazing
Really can't wait to see what's next
Guns and romans remind me of a series we had on TV in the 90s or maybe late 80s, it was post-apocalyptic but it had been so long since the apocalypse they had reached a classical level of techonology, thank God for public broadcasting services.
Name of the series?
@@AsdrubalBarka bob
A Rimworld TH-camr? Glad I found one! Definitely going to watch your career with great interest.
OMG The Empire Earth music! LOVE IT!
That Empire Earth music startled the hell out of me with nostalgia
You probably won't see me but I'd like to see how the one man army does again this time with cataphract warcaskets from vanilla pirates expanded, and a laser minigun from vanilla weapons expanded - laser
I love the editing on your videos! Great video as always, Grim
Empire Earth music at the end is highly pogged
would be quite sick if somebody would come up with actual classical era items, and tech tree, makling catapults instead of mortars and such
just as Jupiter, Juno and Minerva intended
Mod: exists
Grim: it's free exploitastate
*Rome Total War soundtrack INTENSIFIES*
patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for nuclear winter
Damnit rick.. this would've been a great episode 2! Lmao give us another restart with the infamous things you've learned in the moments from this quick play
ah, the stronghold crusader soundtrack at the beginning of the vid XD
I'm watching while playing my own colony and suddenly two carbon copy of ravagers joined my colony.
the irony of the starter colonist names
Stronghold Crusader music at the start! nice
Bro you should literally have like 800k subs your work is amazing.
Don't worry, the heavy SMG is just a gift from Mars.
Caesar Legion kinda vibes
Without Garum there could be no glorious Roman Civilization. So... Where are the Garum in this Mod? *Demanding Fish Sauce Noises*
10:45 Most Roman Senators would be relegated to building infrastructure at some point in their careers. Not usually _personally_ though.
How does Vanilla Expanded mod team make mods in so little time?!?
The magic of having multiple people cooperate i guess
@@AtomicAlchemist also experience.
they have a lot of mods to keep up-to-date, they're really organized tbh, its an amazing team
6:53 So he will get 1/10th of his body cut off?
11:27 He made it, was horrified at it's potential for destruction and became a pacifist because of it.
I also wish sometimes you made a legit series that didn't typically result in disaster.
Time to add another mod to my playthrough :)
Same
I like this mod, other than the fact that it can be a bit too cheesy at times. For example, Visiting a 100% relations locked colony is really fun in the endgame. Ransoming them back to their own faction after capturing them, stealing their gear and harvesting their organs without destroying their base is indeed... classic.
Fixed your modlist i see
Remind me never to try the Rick Sanchez mod.
Try the Rick Sanchez mod! Makes it so that you can suffer along with your colonists.
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What does it do?
Nevermind, I saw what it does, I'm not sure I'm happy about it
2:20 why is there a fukin lightsabre
Chad Stronghold Crusader 1 music
am i able to have those empires without that storyteller enabled?
Yep, I just chose to have it on
Man, old Empire Earth OST. the feels
caesar with a heavy smg. just as god intended
Would be nice if the mod weren't so buggy and senators wouldn't constantly despawn from the game, breaking the ability to recruit them. Or if Tyrian farms actually worked.
maybe you should wait for a few bug patches to be released, considering this mod is a very new addition to Vanilla Expanded
he breaks all storyteller. only one who broke him was Rick and morty
You Were At 32k 2 Years Ago. Props To You Bud
amazing content as always
Heavy smg in classical era. Oh my... He just became a god..
The new meta is super long videos so please do a super cut of the Rimworld videos!
Heu ive got a question for you are you from the balkans cause in your vids you refrence it a lot also love the vid
*Cries in slow ce updating*
I feel like Horatius was just kidnapped. Might see a prisoner rescue mission pop up
Yes, Caesar stabbin. Like the old times.
Beans < Egg
The reason why you keep finding futuristic tech and genetically engineered monstrosities is because this takes place in the fallout universe
hey I hope the mod allows flame throwers, the eastern empire had flame throwers and grenade launcher. yes they had grenade launcher
They’d sling fire bombs and their armor was made to Resist being set on fire.
like bruh. easten Roman even had flamethrower siege engines.
Up!
Dear diary, after watching rimworld video i had even more thougths about roman empire
how are your colonists talking with their enemies in combat? what mod is that? i cant access the modlist
First things first: exile Cassius and Brutus
The roman version of tv was these big slaughter dome where they just kill a lot of animals
Roma Invicta
Did Rick kill the Roman LMG legion😢
Sadly :(
It would be nice if they had added civilization progress
Romans with guns
Just change storytellers once you have researched everything you're allowed to.
Not cannibals, rats seem to spawn at random, or badgers, and they eat off limbs.
How does a water evaporation cooler freeze water?
Make a video of us military vs Romans empire
АЗАХХАХ, как всегда крутое видео. Я чуть со смеха не умер. Так держать крипер
Why would you type in Russian in a completely English video. For fucks sake, english under english vids, russian under russian vids
@@AtomicAlchemist что-то против Яussia?
@@AtomicAlchemist Maybe English is not their strong suit when it comes to writing? Or maybe they like to watch foreign videos. I used to watch English lets plays when I was a kid even when I knew jack shit english back then. So who knows.
either way its just a language, chill man lol
@@NemaJeffman c'est clair. Répondre dans la langue de l'interlocuteur, c'est surfait.
i aint translatin that shit but ill assume you said some bigoted shit.
I would keep my eyes on Brutus if I was Ceasar.
there should have been at least 8 guys stabbing Caesar in the beginning skit
not a critique just, noting
IDK man I think I only started reaching out to the republics by late game and the bribe requirement went to impossible numbers... beyond a million so to speak.
at this point you can just call this Romans Lost In Time with all the future stuff
When I open the 'factions' tab I only get this screen which connects all my colonists and all the in-game factions with colored lines. I have no idea how I am supposed to get to the senator screen, can anyone help me?
this is why i wake up
What mod adds those damaged cars and props to the map
Rimcities maybe?
Can you do sparta next?
Do a hundred days on this pls
INCREDIBLIS!
Rip Save file
pretty nice
Where the heck did you get that Serbian sweatshop deal? Don't you know 18 Roman emperors were born here? We oughta get some respect around 'ere.
The couch potato just wanted to relax to an automic theater of heron not this TV thing I never heard of.
I'm gonna be honest. I watched this only because I did not know how to impress senators
So Rome but with aliens and guns
why are there three of them when there were two
I am the senate
Not yet
top tier content
Asking me to subscribe before you’ve even shown me why I should? That’s gonna be a “no” from me dog
What
Could you please tell us what is your texture pack , I think it's one of the best
I think I have vanilla textures expanded, but otherwise nothing else
Thank you!
But I saw your pawns having little animations with their weapons where it's coming from?
@@deltha_the_1st Yayo's combat
Thank you ,your a real pro!
Do you mean Reem?
I wonder why does roman soldiers with their equipment and such still die to a gun.
Auralian moment
Rip roman save.
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