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  • @anythinggoes1983
    @anythinggoes1983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1410

    13:37
    Oooooo, a sallet! And them flutes on the breastplate! Have a gander at that bevor!

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Mmmm, that... _sword..._ the _Metal..._ those "tassets" (???????)

    • @leonreno
      @leonreno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@EmKay *milk*

    • @polo4925
      @polo4925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      wtf did i just read

    • @rikothefirst
      @rikothefirst 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha nice

    • @aoaro1707
      @aoaro1707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      1337

  • @kartofeljuzek4613
    @kartofeljuzek4613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1399

    "Laughing is pure health"
    Damien: whenever i laugh my chest hurts

    • @krazyk22
      @krazyk22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The irony XD

    • @kenneraguilan2074
      @kenneraguilan2074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You mean laughter is the best medicine?

    • @kartofeljuzek4613
      @kartofeljuzek4613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@kenneraguilan2074 same shit

    • @mootwo_
      @mootwo_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sometimes medicine hurts to take

    • @kartofeljuzek4613
      @kartofeljuzek4613 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guys God just forbid from being happy

  • @D3th10rd
    @D3th10rd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    People who understand roman numerals: "Why cant you just be normal?!"
    Damien: *screaming intensifies*

    • @timetostealyourdiamonds6846
      @timetostealyourdiamonds6846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      D3th10rd yes

    • @alsoadam1336
      @alsoadam1336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Damien you can only have 3 of one in a row or 500 could be D or IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      IV is just 1 to the left of 5. Ie: Four.
      Same with VI. One to the right of 5, or 6.

    • @quentin932
      @quentin932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DeathnoteBB you could just say a I in front of the X or V is subtracting 1

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Konstantine aHhha Yeah that’s how I think of it, but writing out 1-5 doesn’t make sense and 5-1 looks like VI

  • @oddacity5883
    @oddacity5883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2654

    “Is IV six?”
    -Damien Namien, 2019

    • @frozenash698
      @frozenash698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      "Why is four not three of those lines?!"

    • @tatyanadivino4721
      @tatyanadivino4721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      IV is 4

    • @tatyanadivino4721
      @tatyanadivino4721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      V means 5 I means 1
      I before a V means 5 minus one
      5 minus 1 equals 4

    • @daisyrk1387
      @daisyrk1387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      🅱️ruh

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It’s like Black Ops: Confusion About Roman Numerals all over again(or BOIIII)

  • @smiles5054
    @smiles5054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    When you draw on a piece of paper you’re practically giving a dead tree a tattoo

    • @starstone3620
      @starstone3620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      i have a book full of unfinished dead tree tattoos. at least they cant sue me for bad service.

    • @sharlleglerg7820
      @sharlleglerg7820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This got deep real fast

    • @ginatrigona
      @ginatrigona 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That means when breaking a window or glass your breaking sand

    • @wokedown5303
      @wokedown5303 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ........./
      0o0 / _
      0_0 /

    • @SpartanGaming7739
      @SpartanGaming7739 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dang

  • @rateeightx
    @rateeightx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    "Why Is IV Four?" Because "IV" Is Shorter Than "IIII".

    • @c0r3k1d3
      @c0r3k1d3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Because the romans didn't wanna draw straight lines all day

    • @mahirooyama9424
      @mahirooyama9424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not to cod tho

    • @MerkhVision
      @MerkhVision 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      owlcity24 trueee lol

    • @Sorrin7274
      @Sorrin7274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I mean imagine spending 10 minutes drawing 30 like this IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

    • @Pnod666
      @Pnod666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Weird thing i noticed about roman numerals: 5 is V and 10 is X. 10 is just two 5s combined and X is just two Vs on top of each other, with the lower one upside-down. The designs of the numerals could have been influenced by their values.

  • @RainbowDashShadesOfApproval
    @RainbowDashShadesOfApproval 4 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    "Is IV 6?"
    The Romans would like to have a word with you.

    • @thatcarguy2064
      @thatcarguy2064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Roman Empire wants to know your location*

    • @primarina9812
      @primarina9812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Valt ヴァルト・アオイ Sword

    • @primarina9812
      @primarina9812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Valt ヴァルト・アオイ and r/woosh

    • @con1019
      @con1019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      4

    • @yeeeowch
      @yeeeowch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Valt ヴァルト・アオイ they were joking lol

  • @sausage8354
    @sausage8354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    Damien: "is IV six?"
    Minecrafters: *angry block noises*

    • @user-mx3zj5ji9i
      @user-mx3zj5ji9i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nugget_of_life enchanting

    • @noone6991
      @noone6991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nugget_of_life IV is four in Roman numerals.

    • @enriquedelgado6069
      @enriquedelgado6069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IV is 4 and VI is 6 tf

    • @jackbettigole3884
      @jackbettigole3884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@noone6991 still doesn't explain the connection to minecraft

    • @gamerboss333
      @gamerboss333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      IV is 4 because it’s 1 before 5

  • @aon1069
    @aon1069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    "is IV six?"
    The Romans will remember that.
    Also doesn't get joke
    Luke Skyguy will remember that.

  • @johnphileobaua
    @johnphileobaua 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    The pool is shaped like Texas,
    Colorado and Wyoming are rectangles, and rectangle pools are common.

    • @itsblxdezy6239
      @itsblxdezy6239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr Incognito r/itswooooshwith4os

    • @Adam-bz9rk
      @Adam-bz9rk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@itsblxdezy6239 the more o's the better

    • @cy-bernet-ix
      @cy-bernet-ix 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Adam-bz9rk oooooooooooooooo

  • @thekeeperofkeys6222
    @thekeeperofkeys6222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    Episode 4, A New Hope, was the first Star Wars movie ever made

    • @luisfernandocaelhernandez9599
      @luisfernandocaelhernandez9599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What how

    • @talhahtaco2035
      @talhahtaco2035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@luisfernandocaelhernandez9599 ok so original the episode 4 was released in 1977 but the episodes 1-3 were released later between 1999 and 2005

    • @user-zs8wv6ky6h
      @user-zs8wv6ky6h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bruh

    • @user-zs8wv6ky6h
      @user-zs8wv6ky6h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Can i r/wooosh??

    • @Exavodious
      @Exavodious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So, the first movie was called "Episode 4"? I Don't get it

  • @elizabethdespair
    @elizabethdespair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    nobody:
    damien: "is iv six?"
    minecraft enchantments: am I a joke to you?

    • @TorutheRedFox
      @TorutheRedFox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Romans: Iocus ego sum vobis?

    • @wrainerr
      @wrainerr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AddM there is not a single vanilla Minecraft enchantment that goes up to six I think

    • @azalakhir918
      @azalakhir918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@wrainerr But there are ones that go to four

    • @originalname8541
      @originalname8541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@wrainerr but there's enchantments that go up to 4

    • @GodzillaFreak
      @GodzillaFreak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AddM when I saw this I just thought of a six iv Pokémon. IV meaning individual value rather than a number.

  • @CutiiXx
    @CutiiXx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    "The egg is like a seed"
    "That's how pregnancy works"

    • @youraveragesub
      @youraveragesub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      And females poop the seed out of their pussy after 7-9 months.....
      And after that the seed will walk after 6 months....
      Then after 14 years the seed will be a fan of Billie Eilish or very beauty conscious (if girl) or be addicted to memes and beating meat after No Nut November ended (if boy)...
      Am I right or amirite?

    • @CaptainSugarr
      @CaptainSugarr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@youraveragesub rite

    • @fahadtaiser2692
      @fahadtaiser2692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YEET BOI the fuck

    • @melodymcdaniel9268
      @melodymcdaniel9268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@youraveragesub I don't think babies can walk at 6 months lol

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@youraveragesub this is Deep,, can we get 7 likes

  • @millehallenberg3204
    @millehallenberg3204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    "Is IV six?"
    Every minecraft player ever: "Fool."

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Idiot. Dunce. Buffoon.

    • @Iliadic
      @Iliadic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I knew Roman numerals before I played minceraft, but yeah.

    • @HelloKitty60621
      @HelloKitty60621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Luuk
      r/madlads

    • @ssseaweed3800
      @ssseaweed3800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Iliadic weird flex but ok

    • @pastapaloser
      @pastapaloser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@EmKay you thought it was six but it was in fact me, FOUR

  • @dominickg9252
    @dominickg9252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Damian: "every time I cough, it hurts my chest"
    Me: *coughs because I laugh and im sick*

  • @blakeintake
    @blakeintake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    4:49 Colorado is shaped like a SQUARE
    And some pools are squares

    • @RAZORBACK_BELIEVER
      @RAZORBACK_BELIEVER 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Lily Eats Glue And Dies what is the backstory to your username

    • @achtsekundenfurz7876
      @achtsekundenfurz7876 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Much ado about colour

    • @crystal_storm2874
      @crystal_storm2874 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RAZORBACK_BELIEVER Well, they ate glue and died, also I’m pretty sure that that’s the reason why you haven’t gotten a message back, because they’re dead.

    • @crystal_storm2874
      @crystal_storm2874 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RAZORBACK_BELIEVER just saying.

  • @cait9719
    @cait9719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Damien: my laugh is going to be very muted today
    Everyone: sadness ensues

  • @joequeer3920
    @joequeer3920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I love how Damien laughed at himself fake laughing.

  • @drakon6-921
    @drakon6-921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Damian’s laugh just makes my day even when it’s a little quiet.
    Hope you get better quickly Damien.

  • @mish1195
    @mish1195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    1:28
    Episode IV was actually the first Star Wars movie, yeah, the chronological order of Star Wars movies is really wacky.

  • @addictedtobroadway9350
    @addictedtobroadway9350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Everybody commenting jokes about the Roman numerals: lol that hilarious
    Damien, still not understanding: ...yes funny... *pained smile*
    whispering: *they know my weakness now.*

  • @askoldr.2932
    @askoldr.2932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    EmKay: My chest hurts
    Also EmKay in his head: *my time has come*

    • @bryanl6828
      @bryanl6828 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damien*

    • @askoldr.2932
      @askoldr.2932 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bryanl6828 bro stfu

    • @nicelayden8816
      @nicelayden8816 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My ribs pop when I laugh tho

    • @jumpityjump3
      @jumpityjump3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Damien's laugh is weakened... And his nemesis AWAKENS.*

  • @cuzwhynot518
    @cuzwhynot518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    “If life gives you lemons, I don’t like lemons so I give them back.” - my friend

    • @Caleb-er7ux
      @Caleb-er7ux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Do you know who I am! I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna have my engineers invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" - Cave Johnson

    • @nitya404
      @nitya404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't like life so I give that back

    • @bigmanxeo
      @bigmanxeo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When life gives you lemons don’t make lemonade, make life take the lemons back!

  • @galaxyTMOW
    @galaxyTMOW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Why is everyone making jokes about him saying IV, when he also said at 7:26:
    "I love the way the earth rotates, it makes my day and my night AND MY SEASONS"
    XD

    • @skyc3560
      @skyc3560 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vincent Olieman I was just about to comment the exact same thing.

    • @greensteve9307
      @greensteve9307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I caught that mistake too!

    • @eduardomartins701
      @eduardomartins701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      also at 12:29

    • @td9250
      @td9250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The earth's axis tilts and thereby the angle at which the sun radiation strike the Earth changes. A higher angle, towards perpendicularity, resulted in less reflection and more absorbed radiation. Boom summer? And a smaller angle helps radiation ricochet. Boom winter?
      When its axis tilts, doesn't our roughly spherical planet slightly rotate?

    • @eduardomartins701
      @eduardomartins701 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@td9250Earth's axis is the thing tha cause summers and winter but the tilt is mostly constant and what causes the seasons change is the rotation around the sun.

  • @wettoaster2980
    @wettoaster2980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:14
    Every male in the audience PHYSICALLY RECOILED at that

  • @fk57_
    @fk57_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Damien: how is IV not 6?!
    Me: sounds like you need to be re-educated

    • @smokinlogs80085
      @smokinlogs80085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Change me to everyone and I’ll delete this comment so nothing gets weird

  • @quekwek8051
    @quekwek8051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Damien laughing and wheezing is me before telling my joke to my friends at school.

  • @solaeclipse1635
    @solaeclipse1635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    U should say “heymien, my namien is Damien”

    • @P0tato6132
      @P0tato6132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      it should be saymien not say

    • @FufuZ
      @FufuZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Heymien, mymien namien isien damien

    • @bart2692
      @bart2692 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He said something like that on his personal channel

    • @P0tato6132
      @P0tato6132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bart2692 that was just my namien is damien

    • @chemical_raccoon
      @chemical_raccoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He said in a live stream that the joke was dumb and will never do it again

  • @skeppymuffins3412
    @skeppymuffins3412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    I think I've discovered the cure of cancer
    Damien's laugh

    • @splatzone9168
      @splatzone9168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mini0n But not chest pain

    • @ArjunR5010
      @ArjunR5010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mine was a AK-47 to the head but that seems easier

    • @lexcito9738
      @lexcito9738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damien himself is just pure joy-

    • @epicblue00
      @epicblue00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A soul for a soul

    • @kttouchdownf2w
      @kttouchdownf2w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just don’t get it

  • @psychopathic_kitten1029
    @psychopathic_kitten1029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:35 Not only that, but they consume more power when they are on since LEDs use more energy at higher brightnesses, and so turning them off saves power.

  • @Blankanvaz
    @Blankanvaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    12:24
    If anyone is wondering, you move the middle horizontal matchstick of the 6 and make it parallelto the vertical matchsticks. 0+4 = 4
    Conversly, you can also move the + vertical matchstick and place it at acute angle on top of the = sign making 6-4 ≤ 4
    You can also remove the bottom left vertical matchstick from the 6 and make the 2nd number 4 a 9. 5+4 = 9

    • @narrspiel5795
      @narrspiel5795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The joke is 6 - 4 != 4, which is true

  • @samd.4921
    @samd.4921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "ooh what's your star sign?"
    the bEES

    • @ianmoseley9910
      @ianmoseley9910 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sam D. Would mean there are a lot of silly b's around

  • @liamthomas4644
    @liamthomas4644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    Damien: *exists*
    Me: oh, there's my daily dose of unfiltered happiness.

    • @misha2351
      @misha2351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This channel has gotten worse in my opinion

    • @AMBanosidhc
      @AMBanosidhc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ye

    • @liamthomas4644
      @liamthomas4644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@misha2351 that is your opinion, my friend, and that is perfectly fine.
      I hope you have a good day, and have a great new year.(heart emoji)

    • @karibemadhura442
      @karibemadhura442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@liamthomas4644 some niceness on the internet! Have a nice new year, liam⚡

    • @TotoDG
      @TotoDG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @prod. Bruh.
      I value your right to an opinion, but out of curiosity, do you think this channel declined before, after, or when Slazo left?

  • @chaos7879
    @chaos7879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Damien: “Ha it’s funny..”
    Me: *CONFUSION 100*

  • @Kriemmi
    @Kriemmi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    EmKay literally has the best laugh.
    I wish I laughed like him

  • @cloaker7237
    @cloaker7237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Me: doesn't pay attention and overcooks it
    Guy I was throwing a grenade at:

  • @DarkShamilKhan
    @DarkShamilKhan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Damien: says IV six
    Every math and history: *AIGHT U LITTLE CRAP...*

  • @Anthony-mu1kt
    @Anthony-mu1kt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “That’s a disgusting amount of canola oil you’re pouring on that normal conversation” this is why you deserve the reddit gold every time

  • @rainbow_zone
    @rainbow_zone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    4:49
    Texas shaped pool in texas
    normal pool: rectangle
    colorado and wyoming: rectangular

  • @OasisForY0u
    @OasisForY0u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:57 : oh so that where grandpa’s been

  • @wigglyjiggly9935
    @wigglyjiggly9935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I want that one dude to come back in 3019 and be like. “IM BACK BITCHES!”

  • @burduprod
    @burduprod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    I am a simple man, I see Damian upload, I click

  • @thatcarguy2064
    @thatcarguy2064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    “Happy birthday to my December baby’s out there.”
    Me- Ohh my god I was manufactured in that month yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @carissakirksey6606
      @carissakirksey6606 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JimboJuice Technically the truth... X)

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      manufactured??? are you a car?????

    • @thatcarguy2064
      @thatcarguy2064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      EmKay mm hmm. I’m a Mk3 Toyota Supra

    • @thatcarguy2064
      @thatcarguy2064 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just happened to make my profile pic a Lykan HyperSport

  • @burhanhuzefa7415
    @burhanhuzefa7415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damien: "Im not feeling too great, my chest hurts"
    Me: Rushes to see the date video was posted

  • @a.person1805
    @a.person1805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:19 Bill fit in so well, I almost didnt notice him

  • @ServantOfSatania
    @ServantOfSatania 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    4:52 They also build pools in the shape of their states, a rectangle shape

  • @sugartooth7669
    @sugartooth7669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    TH-cam: *sends me two notifications*
    Me: *EMKAY SHALL BE THE FIRST THING I SEE IN THE MORNING*

    • @Star-vh4cs
      @Star-vh4cs 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Night for me

    • @dachooper825
      @dachooper825 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      norning the in 7 like it's Same

    • @dachooper825
      @dachooper825 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      comment my to happened What

    • @dachooper825
      @dachooper825 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      BACKWARDS IS COMMENT MY

    • @dachooper825
      @dachooper825 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      writng I'm COMMENT Backwards

  • @unidentified2625
    @unidentified2625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    “If animals don’t want to eaten why are they made to be food”
    Me:if humans don’t want to die why are they made?

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They're made to have humans before they die.

    • @tlotro625
      @tlotro625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just replace "don't want" with "aren't supposed" and it will make more sense.

    • @nisseproductions7052
      @nisseproductions7052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They are made from food because that's what they need to live.
      The things they need to live makes other things able to live if they consume it.
      Dummy dum

    • @tlotro625
      @tlotro625 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nisseproductions7052 well yes

    • @unidentified2625
      @unidentified2625 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nisse PRODUCTIONS aight chill mate I was doing this as a joke;-;

  • @mamathief9968
    @mamathief9968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    13:04
    Just
    Listen to how his voice steadily gets more yeehaw

  • @lifereviews846
    @lifereviews846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know I’m 5 months late, but I enjoyed how even though it hurt to laugh you still laughed your chest out. Your laugh is sort of addicting. I hope this channel continues to do well.

  • @raccoon916
    @raccoon916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Was star wars the first star wars
    -Damien 2019

    • @SoluKissin
      @SoluKissin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do believe it was

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *Yes

    • @SoluKissin
      @SoluKissin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@EmKay Well now I don't know WHAT to believe

    • @edlaprade
      @edlaprade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The original Star Wars movie was just called Star Wars, until the others came out. Then they added the IV, because there were supposed to be three that came before it. Although those weren't made until much later.

  • @junkyyard2273
    @junkyyard2273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Roman Numerals: *exist*
    Damien: *confused screaming*

  • @Cooper_grenz18
    @Cooper_grenz18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    EmKay: hearting every comment
    Me: I can change that

  • @pulsefel9210
    @pulsefel9210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    single digit is I, five is V. IV stands for "one before five" just like 9 is IX, or "one before ten"

    • @Kaytlynne
      @Kaytlynne 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No wouldn't nine be 4 after five 🤣

    • @pulsefel9210
      @pulsefel9210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kaytlynne and you are why the dinosaurs will retake the planet

    • @Kaytlynne
      @Kaytlynne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's called a joke dang

    • @Renji9031
      @Renji9031 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pulsefel9210 And this is the moment where r/technicallythetruth becomes r/woooosh.

    • @pulsefel9210
      @pulsefel9210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Renji9031 not really, just there is a time and place for jokes. This is not

  • @axobunny8904
    @axobunny8904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damien: "Can't laugh too hard, my chest hurts" Me: *Screams in 2020*

  • @cyanidesmile7263
    @cyanidesmile7263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "I'm a bees!"
    2010 black eyes peas wants to know your location

  • @classicalheroes8910
    @classicalheroes8910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:50
    Whenever something goes wrong just say "the bees are angry with us"

  • @ShaneSudia
    @ShaneSudia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The pool joke was that Wyoming and Colorado are both rectangles

  • @curtisleblanc5897
    @curtisleblanc5897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    10:43
    *Most people rejected his message.*
    "Radiation is just cancer-flavoured air."
    "Shut up!"
    *They hated Jesus because he told them the truth. (Gal. **4:16**)*

  • @CARACALLERXIII
    @CARACALLERXIII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:56 jokes on you, my friends all died in a fire.

  • @geotalemobile2157
    @geotalemobile2157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Something neat: The statement “If animals don’t want to be eaten, why are they made out of food?” is completely valid! Studies show that humans evolved to become very unhealthy to eat, and even a bit poisonous! This is also why there are inedible plants and animals! So, in conclusion, animals are fine with being eaten because they didn’t evolve to become poisonous.

    • @totallynotarobot8607
      @totallynotarobot8607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All I learned from this is that my career is screwed.

  • @zedd_l5059
    @zedd_l5059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Damien: Uploads
    Me at 4 am: *silently laughing into my pillow trying not to suffocate*

  • @dianheart2243
    @dianheart2243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    8:27
    You could say “OH SHIT” after seeing a creeper and forgetting to pull out.

  • @benjijohnson6901
    @benjijohnson6901 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love you for wishing nothing but success for racc you had a lot of my respect to begin with and you just gained even more. keep up the good work i love you and happy new year

  • @WhiteScorpio2
    @WhiteScorpio2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Has at least a few friends" So I'm not Bees, then.

  • @RetroBlockade
    @RetroBlockade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    1:00 - Star Wars came out in a weird order: 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9
    Edit: 4:48 - Colorado and Wyoming are rectangular shaped
    Edit 2: 11:43 - whole milk is actually 4% milk, the milk is 4% fat and is what comes straight out of cows

    • @Graciechan-39
      @Graciechan-39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My dad played me A New Hope when I asked to see the 1st Star Wars movie

    • @RetroBlockade
      @RetroBlockade 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your dad is amazing

    • @Graciechan-39
      @Graciechan-39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RetroBlockade But I meant Episode 1

    • @Saiavinn
      @Saiavinn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the milk thing finally makes everything make sense.
      thank you.

    • @r101zeppelin5
      @r101zeppelin5 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      _zeppelin thinks that episode III is the best_

  • @Doshik18
    @Doshik18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    -Daminiem: Sorry, I cant laugh today too much
    -Me: Its ok. Get well
    P. S. Get well soon

  • @kuretree
    @kuretree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Never been this early ever.
    Wazzup my early bois?

  • @xcreeperbombx61
    @xcreeperbombx61 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Most people probably imagined using the elevator to put out a fire.
    I imagined using water to go to the lobby instead of the elevator when there is a fire.

  • @devandevan1403
    @devandevan1403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    IV=4 because V=5
    When the I comes before a different symbol it is one less than.
    For example, IX=9. X=10.
    When it comes after a different symbol, it’s one more than.
    VI=6, XI=11.
    You can add up to 3 “I”s to the end or beginning of each #.
    This is much more efficient than doing I, II, III, IIII, IIIII, etc.
    Just a quick lesson in Roman Numerals.

  • @awaiier533
    @awaiier533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    today is my birthday!!!, this is the best gift ever!!!, thank you so much, damien!
    happy new year! 💙💙

    • @gameblox8598
      @gameblox8598 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ᴍʀ. sᴍɪʟᴇʏ Happy birthday 🎁🎉🎈🎂🎊.

    • @awaiier533
      @awaiier533 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gameblox8598 thank you! 💙

    • @fryPS
      @fryPS 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ᴍʀ. sᴍɪʟᴇʏ was a great time for me a friend to play

  • @franzdaboi3131
    @franzdaboi3131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:56
    Damien: i have achieved
    *science*

  • @leefisher6366
    @leefisher6366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    12:29 - I think that the solution they came up with was 6 - 4 is not equal to 4.
    6 - 41 is -35.

    • @druid_zephyrus
      @druid_zephyrus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      then the single match should have been at a 45° angle bottom on the left and top at the right if the =
      to essentially make the following symbol =/=

    • @leefisher6366
      @leefisher6366 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@druid_zephyrus Yeah, no idea why they put it like |=, but I've just looked it up on Wiki and it can be /=, which I guess is what they were after, which is a variant using typeable characters. I like your typeable solution, though. It's much nicer.

    • @iceblade732
      @iceblade732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Matthew Koller could also be because in programming unequal is written as !=
      Idk, there‘s a lot of reasons that could tho :p

    • @heyheyitsjae2475
      @heyheyitsjae2475 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iceblade732 I think it's definitely programming language

    • @td9250
      @td9250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's != .
      That means not equal to in Java for example.

  • @nisseproductions7052
    @nisseproductions7052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ok so no one realized that the first one is such a "Mom Meme"?
    You guys remember the Minion meme that said "Exercise? I thought you said Extra Fries!" With a Minion next to it? Yeah.

  • @allace8735
    @allace8735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:18
    The rule of Roman numerals is that you can’t have four in a row (it is dumb) so you put one in front of V (five) to subtract one

  • @mxstq
    @mxstq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Imagine throwing a whole elevator into fire thinking it would put it out-

    • @ianmoseley9910
      @ianmoseley9910 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      In the Kings Cross disaster the escalator was the fire

  • @gabrielsweet5139
    @gabrielsweet5139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Episode IV - A new hope was the first Star Wars movie filmed! It only became the 4th movie when three were later made that were supposed to be before it.

  • @justanotherweirdhumanbeing6862
    @justanotherweirdhumanbeing6862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:23 _we were on the edge of greatness, we were this close_

  • @soleclaw6521
    @soleclaw6521 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damien, if I weren't married, I'd want to keep you. No, but seriously, you need to impersonate chills a lot more, it is so sooo gratifying!! You do a great chills impersonation, and there should be an entire playlist of just Damien Lee doing chills! I'm sure many people would agree with me on this one.

  • @errorraccoon6169
    @errorraccoon6169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Logic: I=1 V=5. IV=1 before 5= 4
    Damien: *Confused noises*

  • @oordinary_9829
    @oordinary_9829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When Damien doesn't laugh because it hurts him:
    Wait, that's Illegal

  • @corey_the_bird3086
    @corey_the_bird3086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “I’m going to give that wolf a bone”

  • @ashhinman1919
    @ashhinman1919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1: Vl is 6
    2: yes, lV was the first

  • @tricksteracolyte585
    @tricksteracolyte585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Shovels are literally a ground breaking invention

  • @estherdenenga5227
    @estherdenenga5227 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The whole Star Wars bit was just hilarious. Omg! Wonderful

  • @dracyo3564
    @dracyo3564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Star Wars Episode IV “A New Hope” was the first Star Wars movie ever made

  • @eragonfirnen4063
    @eragonfirnen4063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Damien doesn't understand a simple joke: oh I get it ha ha ha
    The editor: 'facepalm'

  • @satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185
    @satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:01 .have emotions.
    me being a sociopath:*Am I a joke to you?*
    Edit: *am I a joke to you?*

  • @hustle2029
    @hustle2029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Simple Roman Numerals:
    If a lower symbol is behind a higher symbol, subtract. If a higher symbol is behind, add.
    V = 5, IV = 4, VI = 6

  • @cheeseborglar1760
    @cheeseborglar1760 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You make me happy when your happy and your videos keep me happy. Keep up the good work!

  • @foxrock66
    @foxrock66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm learning from a lot of these recent videos that Damien is the least culturally aware human being I've ever witnessed. And I was homeschooled

  • @abbasiautomotive
    @abbasiautomotive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:37, bro they made the 4th Star Wars movie before the first three

  • @jamesrocks130
    @jamesrocks130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Episode IV was the first Star Wars movie, episode I-III were made after it.

  • @hplaserjetprom501dnprinter5
    @hplaserjetprom501dnprinter5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4 is IV because 5=V, and the I before the V means you subtract the two. 5-1, therefore 4. An I after V adds them. VI=6

  • @ananomaly3346
    @ananomaly3346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Was that the first Star Wars?”
    BRUUUUUUUHHHH

  • @balmain-i3e
    @balmain-i3e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Every single person that drank water in the 1900's died.
    *r/technicallythetruth*

  • @aaronmueller1560
    @aaronmueller1560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It’s only a matter of time before the fan art is just Damien as a furry.

  • @nightcoremaniac178
    @nightcoremaniac178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:46 the 6th of December is actually my birthday wtf XD

  • @DeathnoteBB
    @DeathnoteBB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:52 The joke is the pool (actually a lazy river) is in the shape of Texas. Most pools are just rectangles. Colorado and Wyoming are rectangular states.

  • @Athlynne
    @Athlynne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOL, yes, episode IV: A New Hope was the first Star Wars movie made. And no worries, Damien, we love you even with minimal laughter.