Origins of The Sisters of Battle, or Why The Age of Apostasy sucked so much? | Warhammer 40k Lore
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The Age of Apostasy was a second period of interstellar civil war that consumed the Imperium of Man in the early 36th Millennium. The terrible conflicts of the Age of Apostasy grew out of a political struggle between the Administratum and the Adeptus Ministorum for dominance over the Imperium.
The period is usually divided into two separate major events by Imperial historians known as the Reign of Blood and the Plague of Unbelief.
The struggle began when control over the Imperium's government was essentially seized by a single man, the High Lord of Terra Goge Vandire, who commanded both the Administratum and the Ecclesiarchy as Master of the Administratum and ecclesiarch and ruled the Imperium according to his own wishes instead of in accordance with the Emperor's will.
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Ooooh the fabulous hawk man's unlucky bois
Whenever I see the number 1337, it reminds me of Spartan 1337 from halo legends.
And seeing the luck of the lamenters, Spartan 1337 would be the lamenters mood kindred
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Yo, any chance we can get an episode on the Carcharodons? Maori themed, part shark Space Marines who LOVE CHAINSAWS.
Custodies are virtually immortal yet allowed a lorgar esque religion. Wow what a fuckup.
"I'm no god," said the immortal giant emperor directly into the minds of his people as he drove his rune engraved flame sword into the demon of the chaos and banished back to hell.
He just has max stats, so what.
He's just a high lvl player in a server of lower lvls
Haha, pungled.
@@RezaQin ha my bad.
he just has a good gaming throne
Castodes: "Vandire is lying to you."
Sisters: "Fuck you!"
Emperor: "Vandire is lying to you."
Sisters: "Fuck me!"
Emperor: *uncomfortable silence*
I, uh, don't think that's possible.
@@adamhunter1223 they could will it to be 😉
i mean it's technically not necrophilia but still
Wha?
Goge Vandire: Another bald man ruins and all humanity.
Custodes: Goge Vandire is bad.
Alicia Dominica: We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and we've been quite possibly bamboozled.
Okay Sarge
We didn't land on the Imperium, the Imperium landed on us!
Guy's name is Goge Vandire. I wonder if he's evil?
@HIVE TYRAND That’s not even a word and I agree with you!
@@asmodai2025 you agree with a Xeno! PURGE THE XENO SYMPATHISER!
"He left his bodyguards as hostages"
4 to 5 custodians are NOT hostages, they're a strike team right in your belly.
Imagine to be in a middle of an army and have to act like a hostage because you can kill everyone in under a minute
“All I am surrounded by is fear.”
“And dead men.”
"We've got you surrounded!"
"Good! You understand your mistake."
Maybe they could be hostages to the Sisters
I was one of them, NGL was pretty funny, them thinking they had a chance
"There's nothing after the Horus Heresy that is significant"
The broken planet of Cadia: "Am I a joke to you"
[The Guard will remember this]
Didn't GW bring back Cadia, or at least a large enough part of it so it can be restored? If so it kind of is a joke due to them botching the story.
Siege of Vraks, Wars of Armageddon, Badab War, 1st 12th & 13th Black Crusades, Age of Apostasy, Macharius Crusade, and various other wars and reformations: Are we jokes too?
THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD DID
Planets break all the time. For Cadia that was the worst event ever, for the galaxy it was a Tuesday
*Age of Apostacy movie:*
/Beginning scene is Goge getting decapitated/
/Record scratch/
/Freeze frame/
/Baba O'Riley starts/
Goge: "Yup. That's me. You're probably wondering how I wound up here."
The Lamenters are fun because they're even nicer than the Salamanders, but they're the living embodiment of the fact that things can always get worse.
That one brother who always says, "what could possibly go wrong?" as he's stuck in the warp for 100 years
Also the living embodiment that Luck does exist and they're always on the bad side of it
@@gamer65688 Heh, you mean Tzeentch?
if a lamenter was rotated out into the salamanders as an attachment cause numbers were so low, he might actually live and die happy
Pretty much also the embodiment of no good deed goes unpunished
"The nicest captain general"
"LITTLE KITTEN! YOU SHOULD SQUAT MORE FREQUENTLY!"
"i'm in no need of constructive criticism Santodes!" -kitten
@@thewitch7342 "THERE´S PASSIVE AGGRESSION IN THE AIR!"
@@Ghostof17War It’s not as passive as you may THINK, Santodes!
Make a u turn
Ohh that brings a aroused smile on my face for some reason
"You are not allowed here"
Everyone: *panic sweating*
Goge Vandire: "is calm"
Everyone: *P A N I K*
is goge...grimdark yago!?
i didnt know i needed Sisters of Battle v-tubers till now
Real sh*t!
So Guilliman says that he's the first being that has talked to Big E in 10k years, so I'd like to imagine the Custodes doing like a play or something where they hooked up the Emperor with strings and one of them used a voice changer to sound like him because they knew the Sisters would need the Emperor to talk to them.
It was never declared what really happened there. So they could have spoken to the emperor, or the custodes captain just revealed that the Emperador doesn't have time to talk to anyone, especially Goge Vandire, as he has to sacrifice 1000 psyches a day to stay alive, slowly losing his own individuality, to maintain the Webway and astronomicon and the empire.
@@3353080 How the hell are there even enough psykers in the Imperium to even sustain the Emperor? Much less send into battle as sanctioned psykers?
@@ChronicNOTAG it is a thousand a day, but they actually take months to die. The empire have a trillion worlds, with billions of people each. And mankind is slowly becoming a psyche race.
@@3353080 oh boy. So hypothetically(?), the entire imperium could become psykers with time? That's gonna make the tyranids and their shadow of the warp, alomg with warp travel, even worse. I wonder how that will affect the Adeptus Mechanicus.
@@ChronicNOTAG thats why the emperor wanted the webway for mankind.
Nobody:
Bricky literally every 5 seconds: This person right here? My favorite in all of Warhammer.
Hey.
so?
@@Bricky why are you here when you could be playing league
He's excited!
But that's one of my favourite things about him though. That he's enthusiastic about all sorts of things.
Imagine actually having a numbered list in your head instead of just loving a bunch of stuff.
@@ineptwizzard Imagine not knowing what the word "favorite" means.
You're not a better person for being ignorant and disorganized.
"I assure you Cannoness, it's imperative to cause of the Imperium that you and your sisters are bare-footed"
Doge Vandire
Godamned fetishist!
Morale of the stories: Custodes solve everything
true
I wouldn't expect anything less than the guys who keep fortifying the Imperial Palace by making a game out of it.
@@claysk350 Or...
There wasnt enough per situation
Still the ones you want guarding home base
that and custodes disguised as ultramarines because lets face it thats the real secret behind all the ultramarines success
Something that's bugging me is how everyone say "Goge Vandire" is the most evil name possible, meanwhile "Drakan Vangorich" from the War of the Beast is never mentionned.
I think people say that because it was a joke from TTS
Drakon Vangorich is a name i could imagine like, the bad guy but the bad guy you can reason with, very focused on his goal and no interest in doing any evil that does not further his grand plan, Goge Vandire eats puppy souls for fun
I was your 69th like
@@seelcudoom1 yeah I could see that. Drakon sounds like “evil, but can still be reasoned and negotiated with to a degree”. Goge screams “insane man child whose obsessed with getting his way”
Everyone tries to forget that "The War of the Beast" happened XD
Goge Vandier: Shoot me
Sisters: Okay...
Goge Vandier: *Rolls a 1 on Invuln save*
End Credits
IIRC it was a lasgun and a conversion field but it's been a while sincw I read up on Vandire's bullshit.
@@chibizion bolter, may have still been a conversion field tho
"Directed by Robert B. Weide"
one bad roll is nothing to... lose your head over
"its okay i have a 4+ invul and 5+ feel no pain"
I love the idea that Big E is just sitting there, and as soon as the sisters come in, the Custodes go "Hello father, we have brought companions before you" and Big E just puts on a psychic powerpoint demonstration of exactly what Goge has done because he was so fucking sick and tired of the bullshit that Vandire was pulling.
Sounds like a TTS episode
The Age of Aposty is basically what happens when you leave the kids alone to form their own government.
or the republicans
There was no need whatsoever for either of the other two replies here.
@John Doe Or when George Washington said that America shouldn't have political parties. Then ol Washington dies and here we are.
Or the democrats.
@@Andersonzabuza There is, once again, no need whatsoever for this comment.
"Little babyman! Little baby! Babyman! Little BABY! BABYMAN!" or the Goge Vandire experience.
Willbur sloot
*hehehe, doge vandire*
He He, DaBaby
Interesting fact: when Alicia Dominica met the Emperor, her hair turned white. The members of the order of Our Martyred Lady die their hair white to commemorate this.
Dye
Just hers? Or did all Sisters that went to the emperor, turn white?
Also wished bricky would have mentioned this for all viewers to hear. Really cool stuff!
@@ludane9087 the fluff only mentions Alicia Dominica's hair... I actually couldnt find any official canon source...
Just hers. The rest of her order dye their hair white to honor her. So, it’s only that one order who does that. Sisters from other ones have natural hair.
@@TheSniperGTOBut Our Martyred Lady are Katherine's order, not Alicia's. Alicia started the Order of the Ebon Chalice, who are usually portrayed with black hair (or at least the one mini painted in their scheme in the codex is).
Something I'd like to add is that the Sisters were both pardoned for their actions and allowed to continue serving in the Imperium for two reasons: 1) the Captain General of the Custodes vouched for them as honorable warriors; 2) their loyalty was and still remains first and foremost to the Emperor himself rather than the institutions founded in His name. They also never revealed what happened in the Emperor's presence and made a deal to help the Inquisition, so their loyalty and faith is beyond reproach.
I'd like to point out how fanfic level this lore is that these "badass warrior women" couldn't figure out his trick after being upgraded with "modern" weapons and armor.
I probably think they werent immediately assimilated into the imperium. It sounds like it happened for decades or a century.
whats wrong from their armour? for all you know their armour was always like that (like Spartan muscled cuirasses or Landsknecht codpieces, or later medieval knights overly thin-waste line armour. historically badass warriors tend to wear armour that highlights their sexual traits and/or have sxy fashion incorperated into their armour)
@@matthiuskoenig3378 I think he means that it’s pretty weird that they didn’t catch that Goge used a force field for that trick he used on them.
Just because they know force fields exist doesn't mean that they could identify the effects of one. Especially since they would be relying on memory.
I mean they were likely already fully indoctrinated when they learned about force fields. Especially considering that they were probably told that force fields are the emperor protecting them.
Bricky: Nothing comes past the Horus Heresy
War of the Beast: Now listen ere ya git
“Since the Emperor suffers to shield us, it is a blessing to suffer for Him in return.”
- An extract from the Catechism of Leadership
‘The Emperor gave up His life as a ransom so that humanity might live, so great is His love for mankind. The faithful repay Him with daily thanks and prayer, and they serve Him with all their heart, soul, and strength.’
‘When the people forget their duty, they are no longer human and become something less than beasts. They have no place in the bosom of humanity nor in the heart of the Emperor. Let them die and be forgotten.’ - Sister Cannones Grace
“The Imperium’s deepest foundation is not glory, but sacrifice.” - Cannones Errant Setheno aka The Gorgon
also pizza. he requires that. and take out not the red baron crap. true story
We love the Lamenters because no matter how many extreme hardships they endure, they still retain their noble character and still keep jumping into the fire however undermanned they are to fight for and save as many innocents as they can with no care for their own fate nor that the very people they save have heard and believe their Chapter to be cursed or borderline traitorous. *For those they cherish, they die in glory.* They are not a meme, they are an *inspiration.*
Damn, that last section was moving.
We're talking about the same group that went to Vraks failed to find any of their dirty laundry and left only to come back much later and THEN do the job right? I'm struggling to see where the caring individuals are. All I see are a bunch of crybabies that only care about "burying their shame"
Memes can be an inspiration!
- Thou shall not call or refer to the Sisters as " Bolter Bitches ". Especially during their time that they named as the "red rage", or hence, risk becoming the first man to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.
- Apparently, one of the most important survival guideline of the Space Marines (or anyone in the imperium for that matter).
I'd hate to be around when their Red Rage synchronizes with the Abbottess.
Listed on Page 74, Subsection 3, paragraph 2 of the Imperial Infantryman's' Uplifting Primer.
How about "trigger witch?"
@@brigidtheirish oh emperor help yo ass if you say trigger witch anywhere near a sister. Even deamons will weep for the agony she'll put you through
Thou shall not bring Daemons of Khorne near a Sister during their red rage, lest they be eaten out akin to “an Ice Cream Sandwich”
Actually, the irony is that Culexus Assassins are so powerful they are literally invisible to Psykers.
It's not so much a power thing, it's that they're blanks. They have no psychic presence at all.
technically that's all blanks in general. but i believe the vague difference is: regular blanks; chameleon like stealth. culexes assassins; 24/7 optical camo(with a dog whistle from hell for all psykers in general). that's my basic description. lol
@@umbralscorpio90 the animus speculum that the Culexus wears can both dampen or empower the properties of the pariah gene. Basically the culexus can turn the knob up to eleven to make a psyker see the shadow of death, or he could turn it down so that he almost has a neutral (invisible) warp shadow.
The lamenters aren't sad. They're just immensely unlucky.
which makes them sad
As we all know, sad and unlucky are two concepts that are completely and utterly incompatible with each other
More than Peter Parker.
the best part about vandires invulnerability field is the way it works: basicaly if it gets hit by significant force it turns that kinetic energy into LIGHT so from an outsiders perspective it looked like this
woman: *shoots bolt gun at vandire*
vandire: *GETS ENGULFED IN DIVINE LIGHT WHICH PROTECTS HIM FROM HARM*
What happened nobody know, yet we know from Gullimans visit with the Emperor, that he can still speak telepathically to those he chooses to speak to.
So maybe the Emperor spoke to his "bride" telling her who exactly she had been following.
When Gulliman speaks to the emperor we are told that to Gulliman it is more or less like conversing with a star, and Gulliman is a primarch.
imagine what it would be like for an ordinary human to speak with the Emperor... pretty sure any kind of faith that the other guy might be right, is very much burned away by the real deal.
10 thousand years of sitting on the throne and being worshipped as a god changed the emperor in a fundamental level. The man who sat on the throne originally was mostly gone at that point. I’d imagine the emperor would have still retained more of his original personality considering its only 3/4 thousand years after he was entombed.
@@ralphize5153 aslo probably much less interference from a pile of screaming psychic children
If memory serves, it was Alicia’s meeting with the Emperor, and whatever happened during it, that turned her hair white. Which is why all the sisters from the Ebon Chalice due their hair white.
I'm kinda sad Bricky kinda doesn't like the yellow taxi cabs. They're more than just being depressing, they're about staying loyal INSPITE of what they've gone through. Through Hell and Chaos, through Fire and High-water, they remain ever loyal. Emperor protect those poor bois.
It would be the Age of Apostasy due to Goge Vandire turning his back on and rejecting the Path of the Emperor.
and Sebastian Thor rejecting the established church, I guess.
Sebastian Thor is more of a Francis of a Assisi character because he didn’t start his own church he just reformed the one he was in unlike Martin Luther.
@John Doe jeez you have grudge against catholics don't you. There are many positive things the church has done as well as bad. We cannot deny the atrocities but we must also move on and fix thos mistakes. It is ignorant and slanderous of you to think that. Protestants, orthodox, or whatever had their goods and bads.
@@toledochristianmatthew9919 the issue is most DO deny the atrocities, or try to justify them or claim they don’t count.
@@lordfelidae4505 that's not an issue. if you can justify something, then it's not an atrocity and therefore doesn't count.
Believe it or not, Lorgar was actually venerated for his "bible" (EDIT: it was actually called the "Lectitio Divinitatus"). He was quite the household name, and not many knew of his fall.
The "modern" Imperium preaches directly from a religious text written by THE GUY responsible for the Horus Heresy.
@@Ninjat126 That was Erebus not Lorgar
eresussy imposter
Its even funnier because Lorgar came to regret and despise that book after he fell to chaos. The fact that it became the foundation of the Ministorum is a huge embarrassment for him
@@GearShotgunwhy? This book was the proof he and his followers were right, isn't it?
We have always walked this path.
From our birth we knew the light.
...
-StringStorm
I was raised knowing I’d balance faith and might
...
-also stringstorm
Get these guys to bring up SyringStorm immediately.
I know I'm a bit late to the party but...
In reference to what DK was saying about wishing Goge suffered more before he died...I wonder where his soul ended up? I doubt the Emperor shielded him, so he probably just went straight into the Warp. And as the purveyor of such deception, murder, excess, and destruction, he was probably being watched pretty carefully by a few entities wandering around in there.
I personally like to imagine that the Emperor just chucked Goge's soul straight at the Chaos Gods, and they tore him into pieces for the privilege of torturing the author of an imperium that would feed them for millennia to come, as their twisted version of gratitude...and because they find it funny. And now's there's withered shards of his tiny soul in each of their care, subject eternally to their attentions.
BRICKY IS COSPLAYING FYODOR KARAMAZOV IN THIS DRAWING.
Reminds me of that one quote, “a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths are a statistic.”
27:47 “A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths are a statistic” -Joseph Stalin.
“I never actually said that” -Joseph Stalin.
@@cryamistellimek9184
_"One death is a tragedy, a million deaths a statistic.
"_
First attributed to Stalin in the form _‘If only one man dies of hunger, that is a tragedy. If millions die, that’s only statistics’_ in Washington Post 20 January 1947.
@@THExRISER A yes the first thing that pops up in google, where it’s not actually Stalin’s own word but the paraphrasing of several people that have come before him, one of which being Kurt Tucholsky in a German newspaper as of the year 1925 where he said “The death of one man, that is a tragedy! One hundred thousand deaths: a statistic!”
@@cryamistellimek9184 _Eh close enough..._
Seriously though, this quote appears attributed to Stalin in one of Call Of Duty's death screens, that's probably why a lot of people attribute it to him.
Thanks for the clarification though.
@@THExRISER Yeah no hard feelings, the sentiment of the statement is definitely with him, but Stalin was very much a crook and taking things and twisting them to make it sound like he said it was something he did a lot.
I love the thumbnail with the Sister who's just like "F### if I know!"
I vaguely remember a few things from the 1st/2nd edition era of the Sisters that was discussing the founding. If I recall right, it was heavily implied that Alicia was burdened with a "terrible truth" of the universe and was tasked by the Emperor to safeguard mankind from this threat. I think it was the Daemon book from the same period that hinted the terrible truth might of been knowledge of how the warp functions and how human belief can be used and weaponized within the warp, as it mentioned roughly on the same time period the appearance of beings of light in the warp, what we suspect later are the Saints. I think was also hinted at that Alicia was slain by an Assassin hired by the High Lords, scared of her perceived power and influence as the bolt was described as leaving an unusual wound that would not be healed and it had penetrated power armor. I believe it was also implied that the Assassins had sabotaged Goge's Rosarius in hopes that when someone went for him it would lead to his death.
That’s some interesting stuff.
I'm totally new to 40k. Picked a Sororitas army, just because I always liked the design. Now I found this fantastic channel. Holy exterminatus, Batman! I'm so glad I chose the Sororitas after hearing that epic story.
Welcome to the 40K community!
I'm not going to lie to you. You have made a poor financial choice
@@captainvanghn I bought and painted 3 armies by now :-D
My favorite part of the Decree Passive is Thor wrote it and then defended the loophole personally.
It's Martin Luther's 95 theses, that's what you were referring to. Edit - I messed up, and I stand corrected. It's the 95 theses. Orginal stated as the 98 Theses.
He's got 95 problems and the pope ain't one.
@@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts well, technically he was
@@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts technically wouldn't a girl be one as well, since he didn't like the celibacy either?
Funny thing is that Goge Van Dire is more like Martin Luther than the other guy
@@BurkinaFaso69 How so? I was actually raised as a Lutheran. Martin Luther was all about the common people. He translated the Bible from Latin to German so average people could read it instead of relying on the priesthood. He railed against the sale of forgiveness of sins (Indulgences), nepotism and favoritism in the appointment of religious officials, and the wielding of religious authority by the state...I honestly can't think of a person more distant from the beliefs of Martin Luther than Goge Vandire...
There's actually a bit of a meme in religious circles that Lutherism is Christianity Lite. No requirement of rituals, no strict dogma, only the idea that you accept that God/Jesus sacrificed for our sins and thus we should follow his example and give of ourselves for others, everyone can have their own interpretation on how that is to be accomplished, and as long as you are not harming others, recognize that no one is perfect and everyone will fuck up and sin eventually, and believe in God and sincerely ask for forgiveness when you do, your good to go...I'd pretty much still call myself a Lutheran if not for the "Believe in God" part...(I just shift the asking God for forgiveness to asking those I've wronged for forgiveness while trying to make amends, and move the sacrifice of Jesus to the sacrifice of all the people in my life and throughout history that helped others though it provided no benefit to them that allowed me to exist as I do today)
Honestly, they're some of the nicest people I've ever met...unfailingly helpful, we'd always have a couple volunteers to babysit the young kids during services and help the elderly who couldn't get around very well, then we'd all go back to what they called the fellowship hall to have coffee and snacks and chit chat for a while and help organize food/clothing drives, other volunteer work, ect.
Bless. Have collected sisters since 2001. And Still have a MINT copy of the Sisters original Codex.
Lucky you!
Ah the Lamentors a Cursed Founding chapter whose flaw is to have the luck of your average guardsman.
Another consequence of the age of apostasy was the creation of the Ordo Heriticus for the Inquisition who's original mission statement was as a check against the ecclesiarchy from using religion to create tyranny again. Most people think of Heriticus's domestic work on local populations but a lot of their work is monitoring cardinals and making sure they aren't amassing too much power. The operation on Vracks to kill their cardinal was an example of the Heriticus trying to do their primary job
You weren't kidding, that Triumph of St. Katherine is an awesome model.
So happy for the Sisters that they're getting the differentiation, rules and models to shine.
And that took decades to be accomplished, I believe!
[S T A T E R E L I G I O N]
[and legal loopholes]
It’s called Theocracy. Like Iran.
You are right that the Lamenters are simply sadness made flesh.
But they can serve as an opening for talking about the 21st Founding. The Cursed Founding.
And that opens the door for the Flame Falcons, Legion of the Damned, Black Dragons, the Minotaurs and Sons of Antaeus.
Also the Blood Gorgons, a pirate Chaos band.
Goge Vandire, it was said his last word was "Noo, i'm too busy to die"
Cool and petty last words.
The sisters of battle are just maids who solution to any filth is killing it with fire.
Maids, but if their detergent was napalm.
This is becoming the highlight of my week. I got excited when I checked yesterday and the last video said 6 days ago
"Common Sense" was what Thomas Paine wrote prior to the American Revolution. Martin Luther's initial writings were the 95 Theses.
DK should go through the if the emperor had a text to speech device episodes one day once he's done enough of these podcasts. The captain general will always be Little Kitten to me
I just realized that goge vandire is the warhammer’s emperor palpatine
"Minute" The War of the Beast would beg to differ. STOMP STOMP
Goge is one of three people I could see big E have hand delivered as a gift to the Archons of Commoragh.
NGL i want a "Jesus!" counter. Every episode there is at least 20 ish
I think ti would be a good addition, but DK has been getting a good sense of scale for WH40K and I've noticed that he's been saying it less often with the more recent videos.
Honestly, Goge's reign should have been titled "The Age of Heresy" since heresy is when you introduce non-official teachings/beliefs into a religion, which is what Goge did. And the Horus Heresy should actually be the Horus Apostasy, since he abandoned his father's light and teachings to follow a new faith, which is what apostasy means.
But I guess there's not the alliterative appeal with those names.
Can’t wait to miss the total Warhammer 3 trailer became bricky goes on a tangent about are favourite nuns with guns
Wait what? There's a new one coming out? Sick!
@THE RISER maybe lots of teasers dropped and most people believe they are leading up to game 3s trailer
@@boomamathics2666 th-cam.com/video/HAr7yUlM0Po/w-d-xo.html
@@boomamathics2666 Judging by the link Wannes posted, it seems to be confirmed at this point.
These brighten my week I gotta say. It's fun to lay back and learn things again, as well as find out some things I didn't know.
"Fuck that Goge guy and the chair he rode in on." -Big E
NEXT EPISODE ORKS!!!
'ERE WE GO
'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!
small correction with Frateris Templar forces near the end of the reign of blood, most of their forces and Goge Vandire's fleets were destroyed in and attempt to kill Sebastian Thor as the fleets were consumed by a massive warp storm that would be called the 'warp storm of the emperor's wrath' as it was believed later by the empire that big E farted out a warp stop to protect Sebastian Thor's growing movment. some could of surpved on earth but they would have being very few in number. the main force protecting Goge were the sisters
"I can't die, I'm too busy!"
Father: his name will be Manslaughter!
Wife: you sure ? i mean won't he be evil
Father: no.. i'm sure it's be fine :P
"The fastest hands in the west"
I died,my friends died, even the dog died laughing
Found this by random chance, and it took me a solid three minutes to realize that was Bricky! Haven't really been keeping up with him of late, due to the change in his content, which I totally respect but wasn't for me. Good to see you again, man!
I just realized that if the Emperor actually did have a Text To Speech device, and used the Custodians as his heralds and massagers, all this insanely could have (very easily) been avoided.
Honestly Van Dyre is probably more based on Robspierre of the French Revolution. He became one of the heads of the new government and was in charge of routing out opposition. He was the guy in charge of the Guillotine. He also was one of the founders of the Revolutions new "church of reason". He was the direct cause of the "Time of Terror" in France, where he proceeded to just execute anyone who looked at him wrong. Towards the end he went absolutely crazy, putting himself up as a sort of psuedo-god for their religion and trying to take total control, before he was executed on the same Guillotine he had used to kill the monarchy.
The TTS reference earned you a new subscriber.
the lore of when girlyman was put into a comma is kind of weird as its being implied that he both was one of the last ones left and one of the first to go. as its mentioned in i think dark imperium as he recalls going being stabbed by falgrim that he was worryed about what his brothers would do with out him, implying that some of them were still around.
i know Jaghatai Khan (honour be his name) was one of if not the first to leave chasing dark elder into the web way only about 70 years after the heresy the only other one to 'disappear' before him was the lion
i think corax was next disappeared into the warp to fuck up logar's shit
again rogal its hard to say its send that he disappeared during one of the first if not the first black crusades
i think russ might have being the last one to go
vulkan appeared briefly during the war of the beast and he implyes that he was hanging around or had seen rogal recently
Russ went into the warp with the 13th. Been fucking shit up after the last black crusade pushed through though
The audio drama Our Martyred Lady reveals that the Custodes that spoke with Alicia was Captain "Kitten" Longinus.
The "apostate" was Godge Vandire who turned his back on the Emperor's own appointed High Lords to attempt to run the Imperium himself.
Goge: *receives one insult*
Also Goge:
you fell off + ratio + you're white + you're british + who asked + no u + deez nuts + radio + don't care + didn't ask + i'm a minor + i'm neurodivergent + caught in 4k + cope + seethe + mald + dilate + The first mechanical computer, The Babbage Difference Engine, was designed by Charles Babbage in 1822. The ABC was the basis for the modern computer we all use today. The ABC weighed over 700 pounds and used vacuum tubes. It had a rotating drum, a little bigger than a paint can, that had small capacitors on it. + you're moms white + the hood watches markiplier now + grow the fuck up + L + L(part 2) + retweet + ligma + taco bell gordita crunch + think outsid3 th3 bun (bitch) + you're benched + ur a wrench + i own you + your dad fell off + my dad could beat your dad up + you're aim hacking + silver elite + tryhard + boomer + sksksksk 📷+ ur beta + i'm sigma + ur subm1ssive + L(part 3) + yb better + ur sus + this is a cry for help they are forcing me to write this at gunpoint please help me please please + quote tweet + i did ur mom + you bought monkey nft + WeirdChamp + ur a clown + my dad left at the age of four and ive never recovered since + my dad owns steam + youre homo + youre not a minority + im lonely + L don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + h0es mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + you're probably white + not funny didn’t laugh + you’re* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur mom don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + you're a full time discordian + not funny didn’t ask + your gay + im white + your white
+you have hair!
*you're
Goge Vandire is one of the best human villains (if something like this can be said regarding the morally grey 40k universe) of 40k. Usually when you hear about Imperial government officials doing more bad things than usually, you think of Chaos corruption or Xenos influence. But no, Vandire did all that he did simply because he was a wicked man.
8:44 Bjorn from the Space Wolves outright said that to an inquisitor
Even the likes of the Heretic Astartes would kneel before Bjorn in respect before the battle ensues.
You guys have come so unbelievably far in a year and I'm proud of you.
Says corpse emperor
“RIGHT HERE INQUISITOR HERE IS THE HERETIC”
The Emperor is pleased today
Ngl imo, this is one of the best warhammer channels ever, I hope you guys reach up to 100 eps. You the best
you know, enthusiasm is contagious, and i now love the sisters of battle because of bricky's admiration for them.
Yeah!
Alright, off to Spotify to listen to this gem again!
Yo! Just found your channel and i'm having a blast!
I've always liked warhammer but never been attracted to their gameplay, so having story tellers like you is just an amazing compromise!!
I've only started but i can't wait for your next videos, thank you guys!!
"I do not have time to die. I am busy." I want that on a T-Shirt Even if it came from the bastard Goge Vandire.
Praise our awesome Nuns with Guns
Martin Luther: 95 Theses which he nailed to the door of the church.
Thomas Paine: Common Sense, written during the time of the American Revolution and passed around as pamphlets.
That entire section made every history buff cringe
Hot space nuns with guns and power armor sold me on this faction when I first heard of them lol.
Recently I have been getting these 40k TH-cam recommendations and I say it's amazing. And the story about the sisters killing the heretic was amazing.
I feel like the ecchlisiarcal throne room scene would need to be an establishing long shot to give scale to the size of the building, and Alicia Dominica would need to say her speech as she climbed an ungodly amount of stairs. The climax would be her reaching the top with Goge speaking his last. Her fury would mount until she would draw her power sword, revving it in an instant, slowing down right at the point where Vandire's Rosarius' field failed. Her sword would pass through the field and tear through his neck. Not sure how the scene would go after, but it would be cool.
It's small and silly detail, but I find really fucking cool that everyone that enters the Throneroom leaves with such a shift of perspective. It also happened to "Rawbutt Girlyman".
The Sisters of Battle in the thumbnail look so damn adorable
Quotes TTS Emperor coining the Goge Vandire Syndrome.
I wanna see these two react to the text to speech series.
That was so cool! it's lore I never hear people discuss, so it was refreshing!
I did not know bricky had a podcast I love it
OFFICALLY in our current timeframe we do not have a word for the turn of the 5th digit (from M29 to M30) which is why we use the M moniker.
Decamillennium would be the word I would want to use, but it isn't officially recognized and you don't get named timeframe until you hit "Age" at M1000.
Yeah decamillennium is what I would use
So loving these weekly episodes, cannot wait for my Scion boys!
43:44 at this pointed I really wanted them to try and fight the Emperors Janitors.
The Adeptus Janitorus, another branch of the Custodian Guard
Well needless to say...
You'd lose. Unless you're lucky, which is a sacrifice I'm willing to make.