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  • @Adeptusridiculous
    @Adeptusridiculous  3 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Lamenters episode at 1337 on patreon lets goo
    www.patreon.com/AdeptusRidiculous
    www.adeptusridiculous.com/
    twitter.com/AdRidiculous

    • @surimonizarro9791
      @surimonizarro9791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ooooh the fabulous hawk man's unlucky bois

    • @dinodude6992
      @dinodude6992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Whenever I see the number 1337, it reminds me of Spartan 1337 from halo legends.
      And seeing the luck of the lamenters, Spartan 1337 would be the lamenters mood kindred

    • @shahman76
      @shahman76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For those we cherish, we donate to patreon, gloriously.

    • @TheArgusApocraphex1
      @TheArgusApocraphex1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo, any chance we can get an episode on the Carcharodons? Maori themed, part shark Space Marines who LOVE CHAINSAWS.

    • @EATHER2468
      @EATHER2468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Custodies are virtually immortal yet allowed a lorgar esque religion. Wow what a fuckup.

  • @natzo89
    @natzo89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3026

    "I'm no god," said the immortal giant emperor directly into the minds of his people as he drove his rune engraved flame sword into the demon of the chaos and banished back to hell.

    • @JsphCrrll
      @JsphCrrll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      He just has max stats, so what.

    • @Khronik_
      @Khronik_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      He's just a high lvl player in a server of lower lvls

    • @RezaQin
      @RezaQin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Haha, pungled.

    • @natzo89
      @natzo89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@RezaQin ha my bad.

    • @angelopueyygarcia43
      @angelopueyygarcia43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      he just has a good gaming throne

  • @allmyself666
    @allmyself666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +976

    Castodes: "Vandire is lying to you."
    Sisters: "Fuck you!"
    Emperor: "Vandire is lying to you."
    Sisters: "Fuck me!"

    • @adamhunter1223
      @adamhunter1223 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Emperor: *uncomfortable silence*
      I, uh, don't think that's possible.

    • @waffles3379
      @waffles3379 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@adamhunter1223 they could will it to be 😉

    • @thejuiceking2219
      @thejuiceking2219 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      i mean it's technically not necrophilia but still

    • @charluu1929
      @charluu1929 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wha?

    • @Dracobyte
      @Dracobyte ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Goge Vandire: Another bald man ruins and all humanity.

  • @hypermoth
    @hypermoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2221

    Custodes: Goge Vandire is bad.
    Alicia Dominica: We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and we've been quite possibly bamboozled.

    • @lanasmith4795
      @lanasmith4795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Okay Sarge

    • @Mord12gp
      @Mord12gp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      We didn't land on the Imperium, the Imperium landed on us!

    • @koatam
      @koatam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Guy's name is Goge Vandire. I wonder if he's evil?

    • @asmodai2025
      @asmodai2025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @HIVE TYRAND That’s not even a word and I agree with you!

    • @hunn20004
      @hunn20004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@asmodai2025 you agree with a Xeno! PURGE THE XENO SYMPATHISER!

  • @berniebroig8745
    @berniebroig8745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    *Age of Apostacy movie:*
    /Beginning scene is Goge getting decapitated/
    /Record scratch/
    /Freeze frame/
    /Baba O'Riley starts/
    Goge: "Yup. That's me. You're probably wondering how I wound up here."

  • @Meuduso1
    @Meuduso1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1595

    So Guilliman says that he's the first being that has talked to Big E in 10k years, so I'd like to imagine the Custodes doing like a play or something where they hooked up the Emperor with strings and one of them used a voice changer to sound like him because they knew the Sisters would need the Emperor to talk to them.

    • @3353080
      @3353080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      It was never declared what really happened there. So they could have spoken to the emperor, or the custodes captain just revealed that the Emperador doesn't have time to talk to anyone, especially Goge Vandire, as he has to sacrifice 1000 psyches a day to stay alive, slowly losing his own individuality, to maintain the Webway and astronomicon and the empire.

    • @ChronicNOTAG
      @ChronicNOTAG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@3353080 How the hell are there even enough psykers in the Imperium to even sustain the Emperor? Much less send into battle as sanctioned psykers?

    • @3353080
      @3353080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      @@ChronicNOTAG it is a thousand a day, but they actually take months to die. The empire have a trillion worlds, with billions of people each. And mankind is slowly becoming a psyche race.

    • @ChronicNOTAG
      @ChronicNOTAG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@3353080 oh boy. So hypothetically(?), the entire imperium could become psykers with time? That's gonna make the tyranids and their shadow of the warp, alomg with warp travel, even worse. I wonder how that will affect the Adeptus Mechanicus.

    • @3353080
      @3353080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@ChronicNOTAG thats why the emperor wanted the webway for mankind.

  • @gabethehalfling5253
    @gabethehalfling5253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2707

    "There's nothing after the Horus Heresy that is significant"
    The broken planet of Cadia: "Am I a joke to you"

    • @theiveyed8677
      @theiveyed8677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      [The Guard will remember this]

    • @Sinvare
      @Sinvare 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Didn't GW bring back Cadia, or at least a large enough part of it so it can be restored? If so it kind of is a joke due to them botching the story.

    • @sonofjack6286
      @sonofjack6286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Siege of Vraks, Wars of Armageddon, Badab War, 1st 12th & 13th Black Crusades, Age of Apostasy, Macharius Crusade, and various other wars and reformations: Are we jokes too?

    • @TheOneZeek
      @TheOneZeek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD DID

    • @chibizion
      @chibizion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Planets break all the time. For Cadia that was the worst event ever, for the galaxy it was a Tuesday

  • @xanderlee51
    @xanderlee51 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1303

    Nobody:
    Bricky literally every 5 seconds: This person right here? My favorite in all of Warhammer.

    • @Bricky
      @Bricky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      Hey.
      so?

    • @natesal5037
      @natesal5037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Bricky why are you here when you could be playing league

    • @akrinornoname2769
      @akrinornoname2769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's excited!

    • @ineptwizzard
      @ineptwizzard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But that's one of my favourite things about him though. That he's enthusiastic about all sorts of things.
      Imagine actually having a numbered list in your head instead of just loving a bunch of stuff.

    • @stormisuedonym4599
      @stormisuedonym4599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ineptwizzard Imagine not knowing what the word "favorite" means.
      You're not a better person for being ignorant and disorganized.

  • @PeachDragon_
    @PeachDragon_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +792

    "He left his bodyguards as hostages"
    4 to 5 custodians are NOT hostages, they're a strike team right in your belly.

    • @devildevious2646
      @devildevious2646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Imagine to be in a middle of an army and have to act like a hostage because you can kill everyone in under a minute

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      “All I am surrounded by is fear.”
      “And dead men.”

    • @Become-Eggplant
      @Become-Eggplant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      "We've got you surrounded!"
      "Good! You understand your mistake."

    • @miguelmackay4851
      @miguelmackay4851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Maybe they could be hostages to the Sisters

    • @custodianguard8199
      @custodianguard8199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I was one of them, NGL was pretty funny, them thinking they had a chance

  • @ultrasimp2489
    @ultrasimp2489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1864

    The Lamenters are fun because they're even nicer than the Salamanders, but they're the living embodiment of the fact that things can always get worse.

    • @Undergroundtornado
      @Undergroundtornado 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      That one brother who always says, "what could possibly go wrong?" as he's stuck in the warp for 100 years

    • @gamer65688
      @gamer65688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Also the living embodiment that Luck does exist and they're always on the bad side of it

    • @chrisbaldwin8570
      @chrisbaldwin8570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@gamer65688 Heh, you mean Tzeentch?

    • @sessy01
      @sessy01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      if a lamenter was rotated out into the salamanders as an attachment cause numbers were so low, he might actually live and die happy

    • @adrianfurlow5498
      @adrianfurlow5498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Pretty much also the embodiment of no good deed goes unpunished

  • @DepressedDiego
    @DepressedDiego 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1521

    "The nicest captain general"
    "LITTLE KITTEN! YOU SHOULD SQUAT MORE FREQUENTLY!"

    • @thewitch7342
      @thewitch7342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      "i'm in no need of constructive criticism Santodes!" -kitten

    • @Ghostof17War
      @Ghostof17War 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@thewitch7342 "THERE´S PASSIVE AGGRESSION IN THE AIR!"

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@Ghostof17War It’s not as passive as you may THINK, Santodes!

    • @rubensbarclay4034
      @rubensbarclay4034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Make a u turn

    • @FQP-7024
      @FQP-7024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ohh that brings a aroused smile on my face for some reason

  • @juliengosselin4277
    @juliengosselin4277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    Something that's bugging me is how everyone say "Goge Vandire" is the most evil name possible, meanwhile "Drakan Vangorich" from the War of the Beast is never mentionned.

    • @bag-manbaron2547
      @bag-manbaron2547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I think people say that because it was a joke from TTS

    • @seelcudoom1
      @seelcudoom1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Drakon Vangorich is a name i could imagine like, the bad guy but the bad guy you can reason with, very focused on his goal and no interest in doing any evil that does not further his grand plan, Goge Vandire eats puppy souls for fun

    • @clink-at-war2
      @clink-at-war2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was your 69th like

    • @GearShotgun
      @GearShotgun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@seelcudoom1 yeah I could see that. Drakon sounds like “evil, but can still be reasoned and negotiated with to a degree”. Goge screams “insane man child whose obsessed with getting his way”

    • @jackmesrel4933
      @jackmesrel4933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Everyone tries to forget that "The War of the Beast" happened XD

  • @LeDomge
    @LeDomge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    "I assure you Cannoness, it's imperative to cause of the Imperium that you and your sisters are bare-footed"
    Doge Vandire

    • @Dracobyte
      @Dracobyte ปีที่แล้ว

      Godamned fetishist!

  • @krausercruz2780
    @krausercruz2780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    "You are not allowed here"
    Everyone: *panic sweating*
    Goge Vandire: "is calm"
    Everyone: *P A N I K*

    • @nineballmk2
      @nineballmk2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      is goge...grimdark yago!?

    • @Crimson522
      @Crimson522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      i didnt know i needed Sisters of Battle v-tubers till now

    • @Dracobyte
      @Dracobyte ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Real sh*t!

  • @lotuswraith
    @lotuswraith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Something I'd like to add is that the Sisters were both pardoned for their actions and allowed to continue serving in the Imperium for two reasons: 1) the Captain General of the Custodes vouched for them as honorable warriors; 2) their loyalty was and still remains first and foremost to the Emperor himself rather than the institutions founded in His name. They also never revealed what happened in the Emperor's presence and made a deal to help the Inquisition, so their loyalty and faith is beyond reproach.

  • @Forestxavier20
    @Forestxavier20 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I love the idea that Big E is just sitting there, and as soon as the sisters come in, the Custodes go "Hello father, we have brought companions before you" and Big E just puts on a psychic powerpoint demonstration of exactly what Goge has done because he was so fucking sick and tired of the bullshit that Vandire was pulling.

  • @Dragonspirit223
    @Dragonspirit223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1048

    Goge Vandier: Shoot me
    Sisters: Okay...
    Goge Vandier: *Rolls a 1 on Invuln save*
    End Credits

    • @chibizion
      @chibizion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      IIRC it was a lasgun and a conversion field but it's been a while sincw I read up on Vandire's bullshit.

    • @IdontKnow-nm8bz
      @IdontKnow-nm8bz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@chibizion bolter, may have still been a conversion field tho

    • @NayrAnur
      @NayrAnur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "Directed by Robert B. Weide"

    • @timcanuti5697
      @timcanuti5697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      one bad roll is nothing to... lose your head over

    • @surelylune
      @surelylune 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "its okay i have a 4+ invul and 5+ feel no pain"

  • @tucan6376
    @tucan6376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    "Little babyman! Little baby! Babyman! Little BABY! BABYMAN!" or the Goge Vandire experience.

  • @Daimon-X
    @Daimon-X 3 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    “Since the Emperor suffers to shield us, it is a blessing to suffer for Him in return.”
    - An extract from the Catechism of Leadership
    ‘The Emperor gave up His life as a ransom so that humanity might live, so great is His love for mankind. The faithful repay Him with daily thanks and prayer, and they serve Him with all their heart, soul, and strength.’
    ‘When the people forget their duty, they are no longer human and become something less than beasts. They have no place in the bosom of humanity nor in the heart of the Emperor. Let them die and be forgotten.’ - Sister Cannones Grace
    “The Imperium’s deepest foundation is not glory, but sacrifice.” - Cannones Errant Setheno aka The Gorgon

    • @thac0twenty377
      @thac0twenty377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      also pizza. he requires that. and take out not the red baron crap. true story

  • @concordiaharmony2302
    @concordiaharmony2302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    Morale of the stories: Custodes solve everything

    • @Femonk100
      @Femonk100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      true

    • @NayrAnur
      @NayrAnur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I wouldn't expect anything less than the guys who keep fortifying the Imperial Palace by making a game out of it.

    • @concordiaharmony2302
      @concordiaharmony2302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@claysk350 Or...
      There wasnt enough per situation

    • @sessy01
      @sessy01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Still the ones you want guarding home base

    • @cropathfinder
      @cropathfinder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      that and custodes disguised as ultramarines because lets face it thats the real secret behind all the ultramarines success

  • @Erikjust
    @Erikjust 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    What happened nobody know, yet we know from Gullimans visit with the Emperor, that he can still speak telepathically to those he chooses to speak to.
    So maybe the Emperor spoke to his "bride" telling her who exactly she had been following.
    When Gulliman speaks to the emperor we are told that to Gulliman it is more or less like conversing with a star, and Gulliman is a primarch.
    imagine what it would be like for an ordinary human to speak with the Emperor... pretty sure any kind of faith that the other guy might be right, is very much burned away by the real deal.

    • @ralphize5153
      @ralphize5153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      10 thousand years of sitting on the throne and being worshipped as a god changed the emperor in a fundamental level. The man who sat on the throne originally was mostly gone at that point. I’d imagine the emperor would have still retained more of his original personality considering its only 3/4 thousand years after he was entombed.

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ralphize5153 aslo probably much less interference from a pile of screaming psychic children

    • @GearShotgun
      @GearShotgun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If memory serves, it was Alicia’s meeting with the Emperor, and whatever happened during it, that turned her hair white. Which is why all the sisters from the Ebon Chalice due their hair white.

  • @TengrioftheCrimsonSky
    @TengrioftheCrimsonSky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    I'd like to point out how fanfic level this lore is that these "badass warrior women" couldn't figure out his trick after being upgraded with "modern" weapons and armor.

    • @jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745
      @jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I probably think they werent immediately assimilated into the imperium. It sounds like it happened for decades or a century.

    • @matthiuskoenig3378
      @matthiuskoenig3378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      whats wrong from their armour? for all you know their armour was always like that (like Spartan muscled cuirasses or Landsknecht codpieces, or later medieval knights overly thin-waste line armour. historically badass warriors tend to wear armour that highlights their sexual traits and/or have sxy fashion incorperated into their armour)

    • @トーキ-g8v
      @トーキ-g8v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@matthiuskoenig3378 I think he means that it’s pretty weird that they didn’t catch that Goge used a force field for that trick he used on them.

    • @Birthday888
      @Birthday888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Just because they know force fields exist doesn't mean that they could identify the effects of one. Especially since they would be relying on memory.

    • @AnimeFan9833
      @AnimeFan9833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I mean they were likely already fully indoctrinated when they learned about force fields. Especially considering that they were probably told that force fields are the emperor protecting them.

  • @lukalovric2463
    @lukalovric2463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Bricky: Nothing comes past the Horus Heresy
    War of the Beast: Now listen ere ya git

  • @pharniel
    @pharniel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    The Age of Aposty is basically what happens when you leave the kids alone to form their own government.

    • @vlaandhael
      @vlaandhael 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      or the republicans

    • @hammeroftyr
      @hammeroftyr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      There was no need whatsoever for either of the other two replies here.

    • @MultiNaruto900
      @MultiNaruto900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @John Doe Or when George Washington said that America shouldn't have political parties. Then ol Washington dies and here we are.

    • @Andersonzabuza
      @Andersonzabuza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Or the democrats.

    • @hammeroftyr
      @hammeroftyr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Andersonzabuza There is, once again, no need whatsoever for this comment.

  • @raver377
    @raver377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    the best part about vandires invulnerability field is the way it works: basicaly if it gets hit by significant force it turns that kinetic energy into LIGHT so from an outsiders perspective it looked like this
    woman: *shoots bolt gun at vandire*
    vandire: *GETS ENGULFED IN DIVINE LIGHT WHICH PROTECTS HIM FROM HARM*

  • @muadibadder3345
    @muadibadder3345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    - Thou shall not call or refer to the Sisters as " Bolter Bitches ". Especially during their time that they named as the "red rage", or hence, risk becoming the first man to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.
    - Apparently, one of the most important survival guideline of the Space Marines (or anyone in the imperium for that matter).

    • @koatam
      @koatam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I'd hate to be around when their Red Rage synchronizes with the Abbottess.

    • @ARC1701A
      @ARC1701A 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Listed on Page 74, Subsection 3, paragraph 2 of the Imperial Infantryman's' Uplifting Primer.

    • @brigidtheirish
      @brigidtheirish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      How about "trigger witch?"

    • @spitandfire
      @spitandfire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@brigidtheirish oh emperor help yo ass if you say trigger witch anywhere near a sister. Even deamons will weep for the agony she'll put you through

    • @Blitz_IngaMCZ
      @Blitz_IngaMCZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Thou shall not bring Daemons of Khorne near a Sister during their red rage, lest they be eaten out akin to “an Ice Cream Sandwich”

  • @janiser4711
    @janiser4711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Interesting fact: when Alicia Dominica met the Emperor, her hair turned white. The members of the order of Our Martyred Lady die their hair white to commemorate this.

    • @TheSniperGTO
      @TheSniperGTO ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dye

    • @ludane9087
      @ludane9087 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just hers? Or did all Sisters that went to the emperor, turn white?
      Also wished bricky would have mentioned this for all viewers to hear. Really cool stuff!

    • @janiser4711
      @janiser4711 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ludane9087 the fluff only mentions Alicia Dominica's hair... I actually couldnt find any official canon source...

    • @TheSniperGTO
      @TheSniperGTO ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just hers. The rest of her order dye their hair white to honor her. So, it’s only that one order who does that. Sisters from other ones have natural hair.

    • @Axquirix
      @Axquirix 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@TheSniperGTOBut Our Martyred Lady are Katherine's order, not Alicia's. Alicia started the Order of the Ebon Chalice, who are usually portrayed with black hair (or at least the one mini painted in their scheme in the codex is).

  • @PheonyxJay
    @PheonyxJay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    It would be the Age of Apostasy due to Goge Vandire turning his back on and rejecting the Path of the Emperor.

    • @Sinewmire
      @Sinewmire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      and Sebastian Thor rejecting the established church, I guess.

  • @thomasaquinas1457
    @thomasaquinas1457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Sebastian Thor is more of a Francis of a Assisi character because he didn’t start his own church he just reformed the one he was in unlike Martin Luther.

    • @toledochristianmatthew9919
      @toledochristianmatthew9919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @John Doe jeez you have grudge against catholics don't you. There are many positive things the church has done as well as bad. We cannot deny the atrocities but we must also move on and fix thos mistakes. It is ignorant and slanderous of you to think that. Protestants, orthodox, or whatever had their goods and bads.

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@toledochristianmatthew9919 the issue is most DO deny the atrocities, or try to justify them or claim they don’t count.

    • @lweaver2988
      @lweaver2988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lordfelidae4505 that's not an issue. if you can justify something, then it's not an atrocity and therefore doesn't count.

  • @cagthetism
    @cagthetism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    The lamenters aren't sad. They're just immensely unlucky.

    • @ethanguest3438
      @ethanguest3438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      which makes them sad

    • @kingbubbles9461
      @kingbubbles9461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As we all know, sad and unlucky are two concepts that are completely and utterly incompatible with each other

    • @Dracobyte
      @Dracobyte ปีที่แล้ว

      More than Peter Parker.

  • @trifontrifonov4297
    @trifontrifonov4297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    You are right that the Lamenters are simply sadness made flesh.
    But they can serve as an opening for talking about the 21st Founding. The Cursed Founding.
    And that opens the door for the Flame Falcons, Legion of the Damned, Black Dragons, the Minotaurs and Sons of Antaeus.
    Also the Blood Gorgons, a pirate Chaos band.

  • @spoopyd.8910
    @spoopyd.8910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I'm kinda sad Bricky kinda doesn't like the yellow taxi cabs. They're more than just being depressing, they're about staying loyal INSPITE of what they've gone through. Through Hell and Chaos, through Fire and High-water, they remain ever loyal. Emperor protect those poor bois.

  • @chrisbaldwin8570
    @chrisbaldwin8570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I vaguely remember a few things from the 1st/2nd edition era of the Sisters that was discussing the founding. If I recall right, it was heavily implied that Alicia was burdened with a "terrible truth" of the universe and was tasked by the Emperor to safeguard mankind from this threat. I think it was the Daemon book from the same period that hinted the terrible truth might of been knowledge of how the warp functions and how human belief can be used and weaponized within the warp, as it mentioned roughly on the same time period the appearance of beings of light in the warp, what we suspect later are the Saints. I think was also hinted at that Alicia was slain by an Assassin hired by the High Lords, scared of her perceived power and influence as the bolt was described as leaving an unusual wound that would not be healed and it had penetrated power armor. I believe it was also implied that the Assassins had sabotaged Goge's Rosarius in hopes that when someone went for him it would lead to his death.

  • @KageRyuu6
    @KageRyuu6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Actually, the irony is that Culexus Assassins are so powerful they are literally invisible to Psykers.

    • @AGrumpyPanda
      @AGrumpyPanda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It's not so much a power thing, it's that they're blanks. They have no psychic presence at all.

    • @umbralscorpio90
      @umbralscorpio90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      technically that's all blanks in general. but i believe the vague difference is: regular blanks; chameleon like stealth. culexes assassins; 24/7 optical camo(with a dog whistle from hell for all psykers in general). that's my basic description. lol

    • @lweaver2988
      @lweaver2988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@umbralscorpio90 the animus speculum that the Culexus wears can both dampen or empower the properties of the pariah gene. Basically the culexus can turn the knob up to eleven to make a psyker see the shadow of death, or he could turn it down so that he almost has a neutral (invisible) warp shadow.

  • @shanemcdowell3628
    @shanemcdowell3628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Believe it or not, Lorgar was actually venerated for his "bible" (EDIT: it was actually called the "Lectitio Divinitatus"). He was quite the household name, and not many knew of his fall.

    • @Ninjat126
      @Ninjat126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The "modern" Imperium preaches directly from a religious text written by THE GUY responsible for the Horus Heresy.

    • @RandomPerson0646
      @RandomPerson0646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Ninjat126 That was Erebus not Lorgar

    • @NCRForLife
      @NCRForLife 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      eresussy imposter

    • @GearShotgun
      @GearShotgun ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Its even funnier because Lorgar came to regret and despise that book after he fell to chaos. The fact that it became the foundation of the Ministorum is a huge embarrassment for him

    • @Dracobyte
      @Dracobyte ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@GearShotgunwhy? This book was the proof he and his followers were right, isn't it?

  • @christopherrodenborg4601
    @christopherrodenborg4601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I know I'm a bit late to the party but...
    In reference to what DK was saying about wishing Goge suffered more before he died...I wonder where his soul ended up? I doubt the Emperor shielded him, so he probably just went straight into the Warp. And as the purveyor of such deception, murder, excess, and destruction, he was probably being watched pretty carefully by a few entities wandering around in there.
    I personally like to imagine that the Emperor just chucked Goge's soul straight at the Chaos Gods, and they tore him into pieces for the privilege of torturing the author of an imperium that would feed them for millennia to come, as their twisted version of gratitude...and because they find it funny. And now's there's withered shards of his tiny soul in each of their care, subject eternally to their attentions.

  • @augustskarklitis593
    @augustskarklitis593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    We have always walked this path.
    From our birth we knew the light.
    ...
    -StringStorm

    • @lapu2407
      @lapu2407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I was raised knowing I’d balance faith and might
      ...
      -also stringstorm

    • @dalekrenegade2596
      @dalekrenegade2596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Get these guys to bring up SyringStorm immediately.

  • @john-marccartagenas6706
    @john-marccartagenas6706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This is becoming the highlight of my week. I got excited when I checked yesterday and the last video said 6 days ago

  • @JuanPalomoM
    @JuanPalomoM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    BRICKY IS COSPLAYING FYODOR KARAMAZOV IN THIS DRAWING.

  • @coletonanthony9588
    @coletonanthony9588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    It's Martin Luther's 95 theses, that's what you were referring to. Edit - I messed up, and I stand corrected. It's the 95 theses. Orginal stated as the 98 Theses.

    • @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts
      @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He's got 95 problems and the pope ain't one.

    • @coletonanthony9588
      @coletonanthony9588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts well, technically he was

    • @Chaun1998
      @Chaun1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts technically wouldn't a girl be one as well, since he didn't like the celibacy either?

    • @BurkinaFaso69
      @BurkinaFaso69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funny thing is that Goge Van Dire is more like Martin Luther than the other guy

    • @42Mrgreenman
      @42Mrgreenman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BurkinaFaso69 How so? I was actually raised as a Lutheran. Martin Luther was all about the common people. He translated the Bible from Latin to German so average people could read it instead of relying on the priesthood. He railed against the sale of forgiveness of sins (Indulgences), nepotism and favoritism in the appointment of religious officials, and the wielding of religious authority by the state...I honestly can't think of a person more distant from the beliefs of Martin Luther than Goge Vandire...
      There's actually a bit of a meme in religious circles that Lutherism is Christianity Lite. No requirement of rituals, no strict dogma, only the idea that you accept that God/Jesus sacrificed for our sins and thus we should follow his example and give of ourselves for others, everyone can have their own interpretation on how that is to be accomplished, and as long as you are not harming others, recognize that no one is perfect and everyone will fuck up and sin eventually, and believe in God and sincerely ask for forgiveness when you do, your good to go...I'd pretty much still call myself a Lutheran if not for the "Believe in God" part...(I just shift the asking God for forgiveness to asking those I've wronged for forgiveness while trying to make amends, and move the sacrifice of Jesus to the sacrifice of all the people in my life and throughout history that helped others though it provided no benefit to them that allowed me to exist as I do today)
      Honestly, they're some of the nicest people I've ever met...unfailingly helpful, we'd always have a couple volunteers to babysit the young kids during services and help the elderly who couldn't get around very well, then we'd all go back to what they called the fellowship hall to have coffee and snacks and chit chat for a while and help organize food/clothing drives, other volunteer work, ect.

  • @LanceNotHiding
    @LanceNotHiding 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Bless. Have collected sisters since 2001. And Still have a MINT copy of the Sisters original Codex.

    • @Dracobyte
      @Dracobyte ปีที่แล้ว

      Lucky you!

  • @THExRISER
    @THExRISER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    27:47 “A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths are a statistic” -Joseph Stalin.

    • @cryamistellimek9184
      @cryamistellimek9184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      “I never actually said that” -Joseph Stalin.

    • @THExRISER
      @THExRISER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@cryamistellimek9184
      _"One death is a tragedy, a million deaths a statistic.
      "_
      First attributed to Stalin in the form _‘If only one man dies of hunger, that is a tragedy. If millions die, that’s only statistics’_ in Washington Post 20 January 1947.

    • @cryamistellimek9184
      @cryamistellimek9184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@THExRISER A yes the first thing that pops up in google, where it’s not actually Stalin’s own word but the paraphrasing of several people that have come before him, one of which being Kurt Tucholsky in a German newspaper as of the year 1925 where he said “The death of one man, that is a tragedy! One hundred thousand deaths: a statistic!”

    • @THExRISER
      @THExRISER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@cryamistellimek9184 _Eh close enough..._
      Seriously though, this quote appears attributed to Stalin in one of Call Of Duty's death screens, that's probably why a lot of people attribute it to him.
      Thanks for the clarification though.

    • @cryamistellimek9184
      @cryamistellimek9184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@THExRISER Yeah no hard feelings, the sentiment of the statement is definitely with him, but Stalin was very much a crook and taking things and twisting them to make it sound like he said it was something he did a lot.

  • @Archangel_Kali
    @Archangel_Kali 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I love the thumbnail with the Sister who's just like "F### if I know!"

  • @martinpolo5812
    @martinpolo5812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I'm totally new to 40k. Picked a Sororitas army, just because I always liked the design. Now I found this fantastic channel. Holy exterminatus, Batman! I'm so glad I chose the Sororitas after hearing that epic story.

    • @Dracobyte
      @Dracobyte ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Welcome to the 40K community!

    • @captainvanghn
      @captainvanghn 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'm not going to lie to you. You have made a poor financial choice

    • @martinpolo5812
      @martinpolo5812 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@captainvanghn I bought and painted 3 armies by now :-D

  • @KuraMad2000
    @KuraMad2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    DK should go through the if the emperor had a text to speech device episodes one day once he's done enough of these podcasts. The captain general will always be Little Kitten to me

  • @ROTTERDXM
    @ROTTERDXM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    You weren't kidding, that Triumph of St. Katherine is an awesome model.
    So happy for the Sisters that they're getting the differentiation, rules and models to shine.

    • @Dracobyte
      @Dracobyte ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And that took decades to be accomplished, I believe!

  • @bwongplays
    @bwongplays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    NGL i want a "Jesus!" counter. Every episode there is at least 20 ish

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think ti would be a good addition, but DK has been getting a good sense of scale for WH40K and I've noticed that he's been saying it less often with the more recent videos.

  • @alshabib5849
    @alshabib5849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Another consequence of the age of apostasy was the creation of the Ordo Heriticus for the Inquisition who's original mission statement was as a check against the ecclesiarchy from using religion to create tyranny again. Most people think of Heriticus's domestic work on local populations but a lot of their work is monitoring cardinals and making sure they aren't amassing too much power. The operation on Vracks to kill their cardinal was an example of the Heriticus trying to do their primary job

  • @terratheterribl
    @terratheterribl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    These brighten my week I gotta say. It's fun to lay back and learn things again, as well as find out some things I didn't know.

  • @boomamathics2666
    @boomamathics2666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Can’t wait to miss the total Warhammer 3 trailer became bricky goes on a tangent about are favourite nuns with guns

    • @THExRISER
      @THExRISER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait what? There's a new one coming out? Sick!

    • @boomamathics2666
      @boomamathics2666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @THE RISER maybe lots of teasers dropped and most people believe they are leading up to game 3s trailer

    • @wannibusmaximus1233
      @wannibusmaximus1233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@boomamathics2666 th-cam.com/video/HAr7yUlM0Po/w-d-xo.html

    • @THExRISER
      @THExRISER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@boomamathics2666 Judging by the link Wannes posted, it seems to be confirmed at this point.

  • @chibizion
    @chibizion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    My favorite part of the Decree Passive is Thor wrote it and then defended the loophole personally.

  • @DrakusXVIII
    @DrakusXVIII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    [S T A T E R E L I G I O N]

  • @shmee123ful
    @shmee123ful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    small correction with Frateris Templar forces near the end of the reign of blood, most of their forces and Goge Vandire's fleets were destroyed in and attempt to kill Sebastian Thor as the fleets were consumed by a massive warp storm that would be called the 'warp storm of the emperor's wrath' as it was believed later by the empire that big E farted out a warp stop to protect Sebastian Thor's growing movment. some could of surpved on earth but they would have being very few in number. the main force protecting Goge were the sisters

  • @travelingspartan2035
    @travelingspartan2035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Common Sense" was what Thomas Paine wrote prior to the American Revolution. Martin Luther's initial writings were the 95 Theses.

  • @insanehippiehippieinsane3828
    @insanehippiehippieinsane3828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Ah the Lamentors a Cursed Founding chapter whose flaw is to have the luck of your average guardsman.

  • @LonelyAwesomeWolf
    @LonelyAwesomeWolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Found this by random chance, and it took me a solid three minutes to realize that was Bricky! Haven't really been keeping up with him of late, due to the change in his content, which I totally respect but wasn't for me. Good to see you again, man!

  • @shmee123ful
    @shmee123ful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    the lore of when girlyman was put into a comma is kind of weird as its being implied that he both was one of the last ones left and one of the first to go. as its mentioned in i think dark imperium as he recalls going being stabbed by falgrim that he was worryed about what his brothers would do with out him, implying that some of them were still around.
    i know Jaghatai Khan (honour be his name) was one of if not the first to leave chasing dark elder into the web way only about 70 years after the heresy the only other one to 'disappear' before him was the lion
    i think corax was next disappeared into the warp to fuck up logar's shit
    again rogal its hard to say its send that he disappeared during one of the first if not the first black crusades
    i think russ might have being the last one to go
    vulkan appeared briefly during the war of the beast and he implyes that he was hanging around or had seen rogal recently

    • @Darqshadow
      @Darqshadow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Russ went into the warp with the 13th. Been fucking shit up after the last black crusade pushed through though

  • @jordanhaddix3592
    @jordanhaddix3592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Minute" The War of the Beast would beg to differ. STOMP STOMP

  • @astronomybrainiac
    @astronomybrainiac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Honestly, Goge's reign should have been titled "The Age of Heresy" since heresy is when you introduce non-official teachings/beliefs into a religion, which is what Goge did. And the Horus Heresy should actually be the Horus Apostasy, since he abandoned his father's light and teachings to follow a new faith, which is what apostasy means.
    But I guess there's not the alliterative appeal with those names.

  • @ecos889
    @ecos889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The sisters of battle are just maids who solution to any filth is killing it with fire.

    • @GearShotgun
      @GearShotgun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Maids, but if their detergent was napalm.

  • @kentaylor5147
    @kentaylor5147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I just realized that goge vandire is the warhammer’s emperor palpatine

  • @johnstockley6976
    @johnstockley6976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Goge is one of three people I could see big E have hand delivered as a gift to the Archons of Commoragh.

  • @MoonForge
    @MoonForge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Yo! Just found your channel and i'm having a blast!
    I've always liked warhammer but never been attracted to their gameplay, so having story tellers like you is just an amazing compromise!!
    I've only started but i can't wait for your next videos, thank you guys!!

  • @TheRazmereShow
    @TheRazmereShow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The audio drama Our Martyred Lady reveals that the Custodes that spoke with Alicia was Captain "Kitten" Longinus.

  • @laughingmask3118
    @laughingmask3118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You guys have come so unbelievably far in a year and I'm proud of you.

  • @adrog3434
    @adrog3434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    NEXT EPISODE ORKS!!!
    'ERE WE GO

    • @Meuduso1
      @Meuduso1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO
      WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!

  • @Somebody-dl8og
    @Somebody-dl8og 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ngl imo, this is one of the best warhammer channels ever, I hope you guys reach up to 100 eps. You the best

  • @Razyeldev
    @Razyeldev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Father: his name will be Manslaughter!
    Wife: you sure ? i mean won't he be evil
    Father: no.. i'm sure it's be fine :P

  • @vulkan4108
    @vulkan4108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The Emperor is pleased today

  • @JTruong3rd
    @JTruong3rd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Goge Vandire, it was said his last word was "Noo, i'm too busy to die"

    • @Dracobyte
      @Dracobyte ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cool and petty last words.

  • @bartoszkosmowski7149
    @bartoszkosmowski7149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The TTS reference earned you a new subscriber.

  • @Larcerus666
    @Larcerus666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Praise our awesome Nuns with Guns

  • @sorufa888
    @sorufa888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    8:44 Bjorn from the Space Wolves outright said that to an inquisitor

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Even the likes of the Heretic Astartes would kneel before Bjorn in respect before the battle ensues.

  • @ToaArcan
    @ToaArcan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "I can't die, I'm too busy!"

  • @jb03hf
    @jb03hf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The "apostate" was Godge Vandire who turned his back on the Emperor's own appointed High Lords to attempt to run the Imperium himself.

  • @suncore65
    @suncore65 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Alright, off to Spotify to listen to this gem again!

  • @scottyius
    @scottyius 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Reminds me of that one quote, “a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths are a statistic.”

  • @sibshankarpatra7429
    @sibshankarpatra7429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Recently I have been getting these 40k TH-cam recommendations and I say it's amazing. And the story about the sisters killing the heretic was amazing.

  • @hobothetiger9644
    @hobothetiger9644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    you know, enthusiasm is contagious, and i now love the sisters of battle because of bricky's admiration for them.

  • @ВасилийМорозов-л7х
    @ВасилийМорозов-л7х ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Goge Vandire is one of the best human villains (if something like this can be said regarding the morally grey 40k universe) of 40k. Usually when you hear about Imperial government officials doing more bad things than usually, you think of Chaos corruption or Xenos influence. But no, Vandire did all that he did simply because he was a wicked man.

  • @Demigodish4o3
    @Demigodish4o3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That was so cool! it's lore I never hear people discuss, so it was refreshing!

  • @Qardo
    @Qardo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I do not have time to die. I am busy." I want that on a T-Shirt Even if it came from the bastard Goge Vandire.

  • @TheArgusApocraphex1
    @TheArgusApocraphex1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Yo, any chance we can get an episode on the Carcharodons? Maori themed, part shark Space Marines who LOVE CHAINSAWS.

    • @degeneratesupreme860
      @degeneratesupreme860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Those are the guys who have a chapter master who's like as big as a primarch right?

    • @Dracobyte
      @Dracobyte ปีที่แล้ว

      They did one!

  • @joaovitorreisdasilva9573
    @joaovitorreisdasilva9573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's small and silly detail, but I find really fucking cool that everyone that enters the Throneroom leaves with such a shift of perspective. It also happened to "Rawbutt Girlyman".

  • @guyrozenberg1279
    @guyrozenberg1279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    24:19 ok, when bricky said that he took this assasin i was instantly reminded of who they are after watching the video about all the human factions on bricky's channel and was like oh
    oh
    oh
    shit
    oh
    no

  • @berniebroig8745
    @berniebroig8745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I feel like the ecchlisiarcal throne room scene would need to be an establishing long shot to give scale to the size of the building, and Alicia Dominica would need to say her speech as she climbed an ungodly amount of stairs. The climax would be her reaching the top with Goge speaking his last. Her fury would mount until she would draw her power sword, revving it in an instant, slowing down right at the point where Vandire's Rosarius' field failed. Her sword would pass through the field and tear through his neck. Not sure how the scene would go after, but it would be cool.

  • @deusvult4084
    @deusvult4084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Fuck that Goge guy and the chair he rode in on." -Big E

  • @mr.stringtomb7235
    @mr.stringtomb7235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Sisters of Battle in the thumbnail look so damn adorable

  • @TrilainaBloodwind
    @TrilainaBloodwind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So loving these weekly episodes, cannot wait for my Scion boys!

  • @crabman962
    @crabman962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Says corpse emperor
    “RIGHT HERE INQUISITOR HERE IS THE HERETIC”

  • @TheClargest
    @TheClargest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Honestly Van Dyre is probably more based on Robspierre of the French Revolution. He became one of the heads of the new government and was in charge of routing out opposition. He was the guy in charge of the Guillotine. He also was one of the founders of the Revolutions new "church of reason". He was the direct cause of the "Time of Terror" in France, where he proceeded to just execute anyone who looked at him wrong. Towards the end he went absolutely crazy, putting himself up as a sort of psuedo-god for their religion and trying to take total control, before he was executed on the same Guillotine he had used to kill the monarchy.

  • @sunjian5458
    @sunjian5458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Martin Luther: 95 Theses which he nailed to the door of the church.
    Thomas Paine: Common Sense, written during the time of the American Revolution and passed around as pamphlets.

    • @bingusmingus2937
      @bingusmingus2937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That entire section made every history buff cringe

  • @khylerbane4523
    @khylerbane4523 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just realized that if the Emperor actually did have a Text To Speech device, and used the Custodians as his heralds and massagers, all this insanely could have (very easily) been avoided.

  • @beemy.6923
    @beemy.6923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Goge: *receives one insult*
    Also Goge:
    you fell off + ratio + you're white + you're british + who asked + no u + deez nuts + radio + don't care + didn't ask + i'm a minor + i'm neurodivergent + caught in 4k + cope + seethe + mald + dilate + The first mechanical computer, The Babbage Difference Engine, was designed by Charles Babbage in 1822. The ABC was the basis for the modern computer we all use today. The ABC weighed over 700 pounds and used vacuum tubes. It had a rotating drum, a little bigger than a paint can, that had small capacitors on it. + you're moms white + the hood watches markiplier now + grow the fuck up + L + L(part 2) + retweet + ligma + taco bell gordita crunch + think outsid3 th3 bun (bitch) + you're benched + ur a wrench + i own you + your dad fell off + my dad could beat your dad up + you're aim hacking + silver elite + tryhard + boomer + sksksksk 📷+ ur beta + i'm sigma + ur subm1ssive + L(part 3) + yb better + ur sus + this is a cry for help they are forcing me to write this at gunpoint please help me please please + quote tweet + i did ur mom + you bought monkey nft + WeirdChamp + ur a clown + my dad left at the age of four and ive never recovered since + my dad owns steam + youre homo + youre not a minority + im lonely + L don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + h0es mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + you're probably white + not funny didn’t laugh + you’re* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur mom don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + you're a full time discordian + not funny didn’t ask + your gay + im white + your white

    • @Dracobyte
      @Dracobyte ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +you have hair!

    • @xanmontes8715
      @xanmontes8715 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *you're

  • @benjaminehren7965
    @benjaminehren7965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I wanna see these two react to the text to speech series.

  • @corneal35
    @corneal35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    43:44 at this pointed I really wanted them to try and fight the Emperors Janitors.

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Adeptus Janitorus, another branch of the Custodian Guard

    • @xanmontes8715
      @xanmontes8715 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well needless to say...
      You'd lose. Unless you're lucky, which is a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

  • @jacobguillerey4476
    @jacobguillerey4476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    To be honnest, this content is quite addictive.
    I went back to see when this video went out, in the hope that i'd see another one soon. Then i noticed it went ou two days ago, and my day was ruined.
    I'mma go listen to text to speech device once more so i can have my fill of humorous warhammer 40K content.

  • @MZeora
    @MZeora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    OFFICALLY in our current timeframe we do not have a word for the turn of the 5th digit (from M29 to M30) which is why we use the M moniker.
    Decamillennium would be the word I would want to use, but it isn't officially recognized and you don't get named timeframe until you hit "Age" at M1000.

  • @barrybend7189
    @barrybend7189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Quotes TTS Emperor coining the Goge Vandire Syndrome.

  • @kx5462
    @kx5462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Awesome episode. A few days ago, I got hyped for all things 40K after binge watching (listening to?) these episodes and I searched for Warhammer music to get into the chaotic violence sci-fi mood. So I found a song about the Sisters by StringStorm on TH-cam, called Adeptas Sororitas. I just felt like sharing this since I liked it. Also their Krieg tribute song is amazing.

    • @heymay724
      @heymay724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      listen to HMKIDS, pleasse

    • @kx5462
      @kx5462 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@heymay724 I did, they have great sound :)

    • @heymay724
      @heymay724 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kx5462 theyre godlike im so sad no one knows about them

    • @kx5462
      @kx5462 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@heymay724 Well, now I do.

    • @Dracobyte
      @Dracobyte ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@heymay724what does that letter stands for?