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  • @TvNetJunkie
    @TvNetJunkie ปีที่แล้ว +7220

    Took me a moment to understand that Bolt is like Lyft or Uber 😂

    • @reginamushi6582
      @reginamushi6582 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Hahah it's world wide....bt it's possible if small town

    • @indiashante1560
      @indiashante1560 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Me too 🤣🤣🤣

    • @darknesswave100
      @darknesswave100 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      It took me more than a moment 😂

    • @shyninja123
      @shyninja123 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      Thank you cause I was so lost about the Bolt.

    • @whooopy
      @whooopy ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Me tooo 😂😂😂😂

  • @peterstuart5640
    @peterstuart5640 ปีที่แล้ว +5140

    Breath in ... Breath out. .... It's over....... James face nearly made me fall of the damn treadmill!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @krzysztofnaskret5306
      @krzysztofnaskret5306 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      🤗🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @hel2727
      @hel2727 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      aintnoway man survived that

    • @lepoetress
      @lepoetress ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's brutal!!!

    • @ninamugabe
      @ninamugabe ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I fell off my bed 😂😂😂😂

    • @misakesan3498
      @misakesan3498 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      When he said " say less " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏾💙

  • @derrienguillory2367
    @derrienguillory2367 ปีที่แล้ว +2695

    My mom quit her job a few weeks ago by walking up to her boss and and saying "close your eyes, do you see me coming to work on Monday? Cause I don't."

    • @Buttercup_Utoniumm
      @Buttercup_Utoniumm ปีที่แล้ว +71

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

    • @lifewithmahalia
      @lifewithmahalia ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mzzsue
      @mzzsue ปีที่แล้ว +20

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 savage

    • @mubeen4260
      @mubeen4260 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I have A-levels, Imma use this after my exams to the teacher I hate the most.

    • @feleciaperry9424
      @feleciaperry9424 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      😂😂😂

  • @moonbeaststudiosgaming
    @moonbeaststudiosgaming ปีที่แล้ว +2159

    The way James' face DROPPED when told "it's over"

  • @pierrepennaneach2963
    @pierrepennaneach2963 ปีที่แล้ว +1901

    The way James plays these role you think he would've personally been through everything he says

    • @summersoldier1003
      @summersoldier1003 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      bro that hair flick by the ear had me. say less.

    • @The_Chris_1
      @The_Chris_1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

  • @noonecares8404
    @noonecares8404 ปีที่แล้ว +1319

    New goal; buy a g-wagon and drive for bolt to ruin relationships lmao

    • @OyayoTheStorm
      @OyayoTheStorm ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The bill And the success of saving men from red flag women...? 👩🏾‍🍳😘... pays for itself

    • @bigjavo36
      @bigjavo36 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@OyayoTheStormhow are they red flags?

    • @OyayoTheStorm
      @OyayoTheStorm 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Be... cause... they're... cheaters,@@bigjavo36 ...?

    • @kimwang2787
      @kimwang2787 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Downside is they will paint your car green

    • @bigjavo36
      @bigjavo36 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@hishenmathurin2844 they're not they just ordered a bolt and op showed up in a g wagon to make it look sus.

  • @probablyhyperfixating
    @probablyhyperfixating ปีที่แล้ว +2250

    I looked at my husband of 9 years and said babe breathe in breathe out, were over. He said were over what🤣🤣🤣 he's ready to be over whatever I'm over, the relationship doesn't even come into his mind😎

    • @nicoledenel
      @nicoledenel ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Idk why but This made me laugh my ass off 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @a-levelking8610
      @a-levelking8610 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Manlike kara

    • @user-nq8yv5jc6o
      @user-nq8yv5jc6o ปีที่แล้ว +97

      W husband

    • @blaackberry
      @blaackberry ปีที่แล้ว +79

      As he should 😌🙌🏾

    • @mzzsue
      @mzzsue ปีที่แล้ว +45

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he's STUCK ON YOU

  • @leslievsantiago
    @leslievsantiago ปีที่แล้ว +2682

    A sane and rational woman would know that 650K a year is almost impossible to achieve. I feel like most women understand this, but the vocal minority are the ones speaking for us when they demand these kinds of unreal expectations from men.

    • @kkb892
      @kkb892 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      It’s not technically impossible. Men who make that are business owners, professional athletes, law firm partners, men in financial services etc. but a 9-5 salary is certainly not going to give you $650k lol.

    • @itzskizzyk5472
      @itzskizzyk5472 ปีที่แล้ว

      She also wanted not to birth her kids or raise them. 2 nannies man fucking hell 🤣 doubt she will do anything in the house but spend her man's money. Fuck that, I personally couldn't do it if I was making all that tbh the sex won't be worth it and defo not going marry it either

    • @zennyzenzen
      @zennyzenzen ปีที่แล้ว +171

      This and the weird height fetish. "Just be taller than me" - most women

    • @salliegal8932
      @salliegal8932 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Gold diggers who don't have finances will always have unrealistic expectations. Keep it moving, because that is some Sh!t you don't needed.

    • @bn8579
      @bn8579 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I work with Surgeons and anesthesiologists in the US! They all make 600k and up..granted it’s a specialty surgery hospital but still.

  • @aila3578
    @aila3578 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    The way James’s face dropped when fuhad got to that one breath in breath out tweet 😭😭

  • @antonransome5932
    @antonransome5932 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    When he said "DON'T, don't just don't" about the goldfish, I thought he was talking to me directly. 😅😅😅😅😅

  • @sashafierce1011
    @sashafierce1011 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    James' hair tuck and "pardon" SWEETED me

  • @ainz2000
    @ainz2000 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    The difference bw dating a rich man and dating a GENEROUS man… a high income doesn’t mean he’s sharing it

    • @fatimaa616
      @fatimaa616 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I ALWAYS say this 😂 imagine bagging someone who earns 650k but rations your heating and food 🫤

    • @ainz2000
      @ainz2000 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@fatimaa616 lmaooo I've BEEN there I said it from experience 💀

    • @roxvid2
      @roxvid2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      100% I've dated wealthy men, that were stingy and always used the gifts against me later in an argument. Not worth it. meanwhile, I get spoiled by middle to low income men.

    • @mariakhan7986
      @mariakhan7986 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@fatimaa616 that's literally my uncle, his kids grew up malnourished and being fed and raised by other people. The boys were sent to boarding school asap and they each have a house waiting for them but they all had terrible childhoods so it's a you win some you lose some situation. Their daughter is expected to pay all their bills and there's no house for her, despite her being the eldest. I feel bad for her and she is looking to get married just to escape them. I couldn't imagine living with a father so unloving.

    • @onlyvalidmgk5987
      @onlyvalidmgk5987 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@fatimaa616 Busted a lung ty for this

  • @damnnerves24
    @damnnerves24 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +263

    Fuhad’s “Just don’t. Don’t. Don’t…” to James regarding the goldfish was comedy gold 😂😂 they know each so well! 😀

  • @cherie7100
    @cherie7100 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    OMG the coworker thing actually happened to my Mom. She even got called into the office for something the other person did as they thought it was her. She had to tell them straight and that manager was fired...

    • @indiashante1560
      @indiashante1560 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Good cuz that's wild as hell.

    • @juliannaacosta310
      @juliannaacosta310 ปีที่แล้ว

      @music therapy wait- what does cool runnings mean? it must be a uk thing bc I never heard of that. is it slang for something?

    • @NTA257
      @NTA257 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@juliannaacosta310 it's the name of a movie, google it then you'll understand.

    • @TheRealXoph
      @TheRealXoph ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@juliannaacosta310Cool Runnings is a movie about Jamaican bobsled team.

    • @vixenmmh
      @vixenmmh 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I can't even think of anyone I worked with that look like another person working there.

  • @anthonycook4267
    @anthonycook4267 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    That w.p. 500 dog breeds with black ppl made me drop my phone 😂🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @carahewitt9727
    @carahewitt9727 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    I honestly can’t understand 90% of their British lingo.. but their laughs and faces have me sprung

    • @Danie499
      @Danie499 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Lmfaoooooo when you watch them enough you start to pick up on all of them

    • @angellaUlevi
      @angellaUlevi ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@Danie499please explain “cool run ins” lol i kinda get it through context but i just want to know what that means/is

    • @zaretou98
      @zaretou98 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@angellaUlevi They're talking about the movie Cool Running where a team of Jamaicans compete at the Winter Olympics in bobsleigh I believe

    • @angellaUlevi
      @angellaUlevi ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@zaretou98 ohhh! Thank you 😊

    • @heikewhy2195
      @heikewhy2195 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@angellaUlevi I'm late but if you read this, do watch the movie if you can, it is heartwarming and hilarious AND made after a true story! ❤️
      It was a a hit when it came out, you will get the funny references.
      When he spoke about his colleague having locs and the superior saying "Cool Runnings", man was referring to one of the actors, a comedian named Doug E. Doug, who played one of the team members and wore locs. 😊
      If you're having a bad day, that movie will make you laugh. Enjoy!

  • @rainnmoon114
    @rainnmoon114 ปีที่แล้ว +2812

    This is officially my favorite podcast 😂😂😂 even my thoughts have British accents now lol!
    Edit: Also if a man is taking you out, idc if he's a billionaire. Don't order everything on the damn menu and don't be ordering for people who aren't even there 😒 tf?

    • @darknesswave100
      @darknesswave100 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like that one I seen before where the woman was ordering stuff and said the dude needed to pay for her kids to eat too. Like bitch take your ass right on home to them cause this dinner is over

    • @rainnmoon114
      @rainnmoon114 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@darknesswave100 Exactly. That was disgusting. 😒 I am a firm believer of not having kids until you're married and even in that situation, realize that single motherhood might always be an option if divorce is ahead. No one is responsible for your kids but you and the man who helped you make em.

    • @TheKingJay_
      @TheKingJay_ ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Even As I'm typing this right now I have a British accent in my mind 😂😂 and I think it's been happening for a while

    • @Bulls1999
      @Bulls1999 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Fammmm!

    • @elijahbillings4658
      @elijahbillings4658 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Bulls1999 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Mr.Kioko.1
    @Mr.Kioko.1 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    The "broke" issue hit them hard to have it discussed for more than 10 minutes bruh🤣🤣🤣. It was a blow below the belt bredda

  • @MsProsperity.
    @MsProsperity. ปีที่แล้ว +606

    The passport story: EVERY CARIBBEAN PERSON CAN RELATE. OUR MOTHERS AND GRANDMOTHERS ALWAYS GO BY WHAT DREAM THEY HAD. 😂😂😂

    • @dr.hanniballecter5622
      @dr.hanniballecter5622 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes
      Just yes lololol

    • @PPunkShorty
      @PPunkShorty ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Even worse if you have the dream more than once. It's a sign. You're not going anywhere 😅

    • @alisterhemmings8121
      @alisterhemmings8121 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Listen ....as a Caribbean person ...if your parents and/or grandparents have certain dreams ...the school trip/outing/linkup ain't gonna happen. It's done. It's over.

  • @soniandukwe8981
    @soniandukwe8981 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    That mixup thing is so true. My daughter and her biracial friends get mixed up so much that when I come to pick up my daughter, they tell the other girls, their mum is here. The plot thickens when the biracial kids mom is told to pick up my daughter. Us moms hang out and crack up about it.

    • @stacystrine3040
      @stacystrine3040 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm biracial and can confirm that apparently we all look alike lol. I literally got asked about my puppies yesterday while at work...my former light-skinned coworker had puppies that she was always talking about. Her and I look NOTHING alike, aside from having roughly the same skin tone lol. I'm in my 40s, and to this day I regularly get confused for 2 of my sisters and also a cousin of my best friend's who I've known for almost 30 years 🤣

  • @mrsbee4230
    @mrsbee4230 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    My husband has come to check up on me twice for laughing hysterically😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rossevans9900
    @rossevans9900 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    As a man with no vehicle the legs one hurt me spiritually

    • @obibuaku
      @obibuaku ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @eddonserio9215
      @eddonserio9215 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @egalfatma3217
      @egalfatma3217 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hi legs 😂

    • @rossevans9900
      @rossevans9900 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@egalfatma3217 couldn't even let me have peace on a Sunday 😂 spiritually damaging

    • @Powerstv333
      @Powerstv333 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rossevans9900 😂😂😂hi Legs

  • @gamerofrage5389
    @gamerofrage5389 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Friendly Advice for everyone, don't listen to this podcast in the gym.
    I almost decapitated myself on the bench press 😂

  • @legitdodosaiyan
    @legitdodosaiyan ปีที่แล้ว +767

    Real ones know they accidentally posted the full episode of this yesterday

    • @paulochoide6300
      @paulochoide6300 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I saw that 😂

    • @Seanzema
      @Seanzema ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Clicked on it but too late cuz it said it was removed. Couldn’t get to sleep knowing what I missed out

    • @zevab3178
      @zevab3178 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      yep i was watching it yesterday then by way of magic pooooof it went.

    • @nosender2399
      @nosender2399 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I thought I was going crazy😭😭😭 Some Mandela effect shit 😅😅

    • @sphenophyta
      @sphenophyta ปีที่แล้ว +26

      my TH-cam glitched and i watched it all 😭😭 funniest shit fr

  • @eddies2560
    @eddies2560 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    The way James says “FAM” gets me every time…

  • @galaxywanderer5508
    @galaxywanderer5508 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "What makes you think that i'd want to attract you?" 💀😂

  • @memecheljackson9402
    @memecheljackson9402 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    “Mr not knowing what 10 & 2 means” 😂😂😂😂

    • @allano7814
      @allano7814 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      But I know what "dip" means 🏃🏿

  • @EvanD9590
    @EvanD9590 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Both of them saying they could never have a guy stare at them and recite Twista's verse on slow jamz..... after staring at eachother reciting Twista's verse on slow jamz MULTIPLE times! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @auggie1.0
      @auggie1.0 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tricktap8502
      @tricktap8502 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That excludes the boys 🤗

  • @shazz286
    @shazz286 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Fuhad had me because I was breathing in and out too😂😂😂😂

  • @lochnessy97
    @lochnessy97 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    I check on these lads more than the due dates on any of my class assignments
    I've literally dropped out of college 🙃

    • @BeautifulBea1995
      @BeautifulBea1995 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro same...

    • @bobbybobstar1496
      @bobbybobstar1496 ปีที่แล้ว

      Beggy Mitchell thinking he funny

    • @VieraXXII
      @VieraXXII ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Get your behind back in there. These job streets are cooold.

    • @kikimarriott8707
      @kikimarriott8707 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stop it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shabangbangg_
      @shabangbangg_ ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I switched to SNHU and it’s way easier for me! Maybe try it. Cheaper, accelerated courses, all classes assignments due Sundays!

  • @allinaflutter6117
    @allinaflutter6117 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    The breath in, breath out 😂 James just rolls with it 😆 Damn this was one of the funniest podcasts they have done 😂❤

  • @romii-
    @romii- ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The way I was like “just ask Siri!” when James was fumbling for conversion statistics 😄

  • @andreayoull
    @andreayoull ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Never in my life have I or would I ask what's in a man's bank account! Just wow!

  • @nathull4920
    @nathull4920 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I had a teacher back in school that walked in to one of our classrooms once, looked around to see the Indian kid and paused while saying "Oh no wait, it's not you, it's the other one" and then closed the door and walked out... the entire room was like :O

  • @BitterSweet531
    @BitterSweet531 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    You 2 are the Brothers I never had. Gives me Family vibes everytime I watch yall..... I have a Family of Fools & we die lol daily.... Thank you

  • @rileynatalie
    @rileynatalie ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I’m assuming the goldfish were the little cheese flavored crackers we have in the US 😂😂

    • @microwavechef7738
      @microwavechef7738 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao! I'm literally eating some of those right now. 😁
      Edit- They go great with sweet red wine. ❤️

    • @AmaraSoGolden
      @AmaraSoGolden ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I think he was insinuating that she was pretty much ordering the entire menu

    • @montiereoneal5831
      @montiereoneal5831 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I’m pretty sure they not selling goldfish crackers at Ruth Chris lol

    • @Horusthebetrayer
      @Horusthebetrayer ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gourmet Goldfish.....I wonder how hard they hit....

    • @dinapatina3669
      @dinapatina3669 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Na we don't have those here unless you go to an American candy store they were just saying she's ordering everything on the menu

  • @TarreN001
    @TarreN001 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    “You want that kind of money, but all you bring to the table is a used cooch and an attitude 😂”

  • @duchessofthedorks
    @duchessofthedorks ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I’m sour and broke. I’ve been telling men who approach me since my divorce, like sir I have nothing but drama to offer and they don’t care

    • @zennyzenzen
      @zennyzenzen ปีที่แล้ว +9

      if you're being honest you're already better than half the other women out there... and that's you while you're currently sour and broke. You won't be that way forever so you're 🌞🌞

    • @duchessofthedorks
      @duchessofthedorks ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@zennyzenzen I appreciate that. It definitely feels like it will last forever when you’re in it, but I just couldn’t imagine involving someone else right now until I get through somethings.

    • @sassyloc
      @sassyloc ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@duchessofthedorks someone will soon, be there to help. Prepare

    • @Louisebabeesxo
      @Louisebabeesxo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nothing but drama 😂 that is hilarious!

    • @Gintoki_Madao
      @Gintoki_Madao ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You might find a guy who actually wants to help
      What's funny about this is that you might not be in the mood for that cos you might be trying to figure it out yourself 😭

  • @ymbriafiona
    @ymbriafiona ปีที่แล้ว +109

    they should make a reaction show where they watch bridgerton :D they might pause and repeat sentences a lot but I would watch the heck out of it :D

  • @jasonpuskar209412
    @jasonpuskar209412 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The "breathe in, breathe out" had me laughing like a Tuskan Raider from star wars

  • @ashleyzviitei
    @ashleyzviitei ปีที่แล้ว +28

    James and the mirror thing....hilarious 😂

  • @beloncekamz2821
    @beloncekamz2821 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Just like Fuhad, James reflection on the mirror story made me laugh out loud🤣🤣😭. Gentlemen serving vibes🔥🔥❤️.

    • @lanjiogwalla8750
      @lanjiogwalla8750 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fam.....I died🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @shanebest4699
    @shanebest4699 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    That pick up where we left off floored me!!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @natalieschiller4785
    @natalieschiller4785 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I thought Fuhad was going to fall out in the floor after Breathe in Breathe out…..it’s over. 😂😂😂

  • @1306Jodana
    @1306Jodana ปีที่แล้ว +25

    In the talking stage with a guy... I asked him what he wanted out of our exchange. He didn't quite understand. I specified: do you want a relationship or do you just want to dip and do it only? (Friends with benefits) He was shocked, he stumbled on his words and said relationship. 7 months in we have NO deep intimate relationship... strictly surface and basically sex. I flip and asked straight up: " when we strated to talked I wanted to save you some time by sparing you the emotion requirement that a woman need. "Technically" a man knows within the first exchange what he wants out of a woman. I've been asking to spend time with you. You've avoided any form of intimacy to make me feel like I've been asking WAY TOO MUCH... so again what do you want...??? He says: "I just want to have fun. I was surprised that you were that straight forward and didn't think you were that "simple ".
    My answered, through text: " PERFECT. Know that as per the terms and conditions has changed. Know that from this point forward, you are now dismissed. "

    • @brie1026
      @brie1026 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ughhh why do they love to waste time

    • @1306Jodana
      @1306Jodana ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@brie1026 I have no idea... funny thing is that today... few months later(today actually)... asked me why whe haven't seen each other 🤦🏽‍♀️ I tell him that clearly he suffers from amnesia....and in defeat tells me "okay fine we can be a couple" ... oh yes my dear Romeo please sway me with those petty words.. 😫😫

    • @brie1026
      @brie1026 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@1306Jodana lmao he's clueless, pls stay out of his clutches

    • @1306Jodana
      @1306Jodana ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@brie1026 thank you, and don't worry he's tired of my polite sarcasm 😉

    • @xavier1752
      @xavier1752 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your fault for waiting 7 months to address that issue. And what you said abt men knowing what they want immediately isn’t really true

  • @her9574
    @her9574 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I usually have a hard time with podcasts that talk about relationship topics. Especially when it comes to gender war topics. But this is one that I’ve can watch and enjoy as well as get different perspectives. Not putting either gender down or being extreme. Just funny and enjoyable.

  • @afrowarrior102
    @afrowarrior102 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Even if I was making that kind of money, I'd still have a problem with that. I'm not spending my hard earned money on someone else's demands so they can just sit around and look pretty. Lol

    • @chalidem
      @chalidem ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think i heard once that if you have that amount of money, you want a girl to sit there and look pretty
      Which is a thing I've noticed in the older rich men in my country, women too

    • @prettyxbonez96
      @prettyxbonez96 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@chalidem Very true the older Men are exactly like this

  • @dgftw
    @dgftw ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “You’re broke”
    “You are too”

  • @pollychandler7811
    @pollychandler7811 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Anyone else run straight to slow jams to recite the whole song?!? Love these guys. Hilarious 😂

  • @24hoursonline1
    @24hoursonline1 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    For those who are wondering...Bolt is mobility company like Uber ......

  • @Chris-ke7ys
    @Chris-ke7ys ปีที่แล้ว +9

    😂😂😂😂 “what if I move my savings over”

  • @jordanmilton674
    @jordanmilton674 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    James' face when Fuhad said 'it's over'!! WHY!!!

  • @aidencoder
    @aidencoder ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Anyone with financial requirements voiced over emotional requirements is doing the world a favour waving their red flag 🚩🚩

    • @VashtiPerry
      @VashtiPerry ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fr

    • @DTreatz
      @DTreatz ปีที่แล้ว +2

      so every female, ever 😂

    • @aidencoder
      @aidencoder ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@DTreatz who hurt you?

    • @copperredd
      @copperredd ปีที่แล้ว

      ғeelιngѕ cнange everyday .... and υ can'т eaт тнeм...and тнey don'т pay renт...

    • @mariakhan7986
      @mariakhan7986 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DTreatz female what? Female human? No that's incorrect.

  • @abm5119
    @abm5119 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    That cool runnings joke. Ya'll two probably looked at each other with the same thought going through your heads: Too many witnesses. The guy didn't just make a joke, he created a motive with witnesses so that you can't touch him. Very slick.

    • @sophisticated_naturally5015
      @sophisticated_naturally5015 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What does the joke mean?

    • @tatakosani2531
      @tatakosani2531 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@sophisticated_naturally5015 basically cool runnings is a movie made by Disney were it was a true story about a Jamaican bobsleigh team competing in the winter Olympics. So when they white guy made the joke he basically saying all blacks look the same 🤣

    • @jessicamompoint1849
      @jessicamompoint1849 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would touch him through HR/ lawsuit.

  • @421541Michee
    @421541Michee ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I got confused for my coworker. I'm 5'9", lighter skin, very muscular build, and had a blond afro for a bit but just put it in braids. The coworker I was confused for is clearer dark skin, 5'2", very petite build, but always had braids in. Clearly twinning

  • @agathor86
    @agathor86 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    That last story. I understand why he ran away but I would have been just like... Deer in headlights and said "OK big man jog on" and probably died.

  • @bethy8332
    @bethy8332 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Where are they selling the goldfish 😂😂😂 Dead!!

  • @babycold27
    @babycold27 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The whole topic around the comment of a man earning $650K a year is absolutely ridiculous. I am not sure if this is from a young lady, but as an older women the most important thing for us ladies past 40 yrs is stability of self. People have to understand people are at various places in their life. Ladies stop chasing after a man's bag and make your own bag. Men have enough hard time being men by societal standards and they bare alot of weight on their shoulders. Women are pitted against each other to be a standard instead of just loving themselves for who they are. Looking for Love is hard but my tip is to the younger people is don't look for love. Love will show up when your not expecting it. When you reach a place where you're secure in mind, body and finances is when love could pop up...but if you're like me who is single and enjoying your peace......ENJOY YOUR PEACE AND HAVE FUN! Stand in front of a mirror daily and look at yourself. That's the person whom you should love.

  • @yoyomabach4518
    @yoyomabach4518 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Firstly if you have $300 do not take a girl to Ruth’s Chris. I went there once and aside from their crab cake, I could’ve made everything else much better myself 😂
    Update: I’ve been practicing in the kitchen and my crab cakes/seafood medley cakes (crab, shrimp and lobster) surpass that quality as well. I’m gonna save my daggon money

    • @raecoleman-wf2cp
      @raecoleman-wf2cp 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Facts! A steak, baked potato and salad is easily $150-$200 a plate 😂 he was buggin.

    • @chrisd9488
      @chrisd9488 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Literallly NOTHING at Ruths Chris is worth the money. As a chef I can promise you that a hot pan, butter and salt and pepper would give you the same or better results if you just leave the steaks out on a plate in the fridge for three days. Cold age it then season lightly and base in better until it's where you want it to be.

  • @DDizzleBig
    @DDizzleBig ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Listen, I may be broke, but half these people ain't even worth my last $2.50

  • @ashleyloves93
    @ashleyloves93 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    That was her woman’s intuition with the passport dream. 😂

  • @doreenchada7687
    @doreenchada7687 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Him saying a G wagon dropped my girl off is wild. Baby she's the driver's girl now😂

  • @SuperJay1210
    @SuperJay1210 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    20:26 That's no nightmare that's a premonition😳

  • @kimte5879
    @kimte5879 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Still not over the
    breathe in
    Breathe out
    it's over 💔💔 😭😭😭

  • @fidgetsgottagun
    @fidgetsgottagun ปีที่แล้ว +11

    We call it ten toe taxi when they don't own a car. Lmao. Legs is hilarious.

  • @trueblue2892
    @trueblue2892 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Wha a gwan legs?” 😂🤣💀

  • @whatdyoushayy9846
    @whatdyoushayy9846 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Big man, STEP BACK” 😂☠️

  • @Queen_of_Kingz
    @Queen_of_Kingz ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The way I look forward to these is unreal! Not only are they fuckin HIIIILARIIIIOUUUUS....but they say a lot of things most men are to afraid to admit! Speaking the truth & making it funny! W's in the chat!🥰☺😂

  • @candyhenderson91
    @candyhenderson91 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The girl that was taking food home to her roomate deserved to pay for the bill. That is triffling!

  • @SweetHeatGabbyGee
    @SweetHeatGabbyGee 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Having been in an abusive marriage that apologizing for taking a nap hit different

  • @EmmaT27
    @EmmaT27 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Not me laughing along with them not knowing wtf a bolt is 😆🙈

  • @yolandawilson6619
    @yolandawilson6619 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    On the coworker thing, they'll think we all know each other or are related.

  • @1GratefulQueen
    @1GratefulQueen ปีที่แล้ว +23

    My new vocabulary word since watching them. VIO!!!!!

    • @latoyamoore642
      @latoyamoore642 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They're saying vile. lol

    • @1GratefulQueen
      @1GratefulQueen ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@latoyamoore642 they say Vio then violation. But either way it works

    • @darknesswave100
      @darknesswave100 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@latoyamoore642 they're not saying vile. They're saying Vio as in violation. Doesn't make any sense for them to say that and then say violation right afterwards

  • @R3AIIZ
    @R3AIIZ ปีที่แล้ว +5

    LMAOO THE BREAK UP
    🤣🤣 The hair tuck killed meeee

  • @aimes4862
    @aimes4862 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When James said about his own reflection in the widow had me lmao 🤣 😂 cause its something that would happen to me

  • @rchen3
    @rchen3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I can’t have a man sign Twista’s part to me word for word. I would scream in the office. Everyone would be popping up like meerkats.

  • @tricktap8502
    @tricktap8502 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You guys never fail to make me laugh multiple times..james story about his reflection had me wheezing..Love the channel

  • @randydube1423
    @randydube1423 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That elated "oh fuck" at the end of him laughing/giggling is very relatable.

  • @ruifernandes3982
    @ruifernandes3982 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I have to get Patreon. I NEED those thursday episodes. They look juicy 😩

    • @gdes4063
      @gdes4063 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Pause. 😊

    • @ruifernandes3982
      @ruifernandes3982 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@gdes4063 yeah that was crazy

  • @chriskellyGolf79
    @chriskellyGolf79 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You two crack me up. Been following for ages on fb. Glad I’ve found you on the tube. Best of luck for the future boys 👍🏻

  • @daisylillian594
    @daisylillian594 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It’s the way am glued to these men like dammmmmm how did I get here

  • @TheMajestrix
    @TheMajestrix 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    The Ruth Chris story could've ended differently if he'd just asked if his date was paying or was she expecting him to. I've grabbed food for friends and family on dates and I have never entertained the idea of my date paying for it - and neither did the friend/person who asked for the food.

  • @jrdnfarley
    @jrdnfarley ปีที่แล้ว +41

    It’s crazy 650,000/ yearly. The woman that said it probably couldn’t afford that lifestyle by herself.

    • @abracadabra5636
      @abracadabra5636 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Women who are making that/can achieve that, are not asking for someone who is earning over £250k a year, but someone who is similar to them, i.e. probably in the same profession, or hard working, and made it.

    • @RiaDonita
      @RiaDonita ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And these men have options so the probability that they’d choose her over their preferences is close to naught 🙃

    • @jrdnfarley
      @jrdnfarley ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@abracadabra5636 majority of the women asking for that most likely does not make that much.

    • @copperredd
      @copperredd ปีที่แล้ว

      or ѕнe ѕaιd тнaт wнιle already lιvιng тнaт lιғeѕтyle on a вιllιonaιreѕ arм or a мιllιonaιre'ѕ ѕυgar вaвy... тнe coυld нave мυlтιple ѕυgar daddιeѕ ĸeepιng нer ιn тнaт lιғe ѕтyle. ѕo ѕнe can looĸ тнe parт and rυn ιn тнoѕe ĸιnda cιrcleѕ. ѕнe ĸnowѕ wнaт ѕнe ιѕ тalĸιng aвoυт cυz ѕнe'ѕ lιvιng ιт...

  • @kittikat_
    @kittikat_ ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That’s so crazy because the top 1% earnings in my actual state alone here in America is 1.1 million 🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @roceliacaraballo7770
    @roceliacaraballo7770 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Damnnn home girls a savage. 😅 Better ‘public transport’ than ‘legs.’ 🤷🏽‍♀️😂

  • @Ella_Baby
    @Ella_Baby ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love that you guys speak similar to us Jamaicans. Your laughs are everything to me ☺

  • @bobbybryant617
    @bobbybryant617 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The amount of new slang I've learned watching these two is crazy! #GetMyPassportReady 😂

  • @Ashley-px5iu
    @Ashley-px5iu 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I so glad this podcast found me yall are hilarious and the accents make that much funnier

  • @Mw3SwagZone
    @Mw3SwagZone ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’ve always been irritated when people don’t know how much the average person earns

  • @AshlieJermaine
    @AshlieJermaine 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I've been watching so many of their videos back to back, I'm starting to pick up their accents and slang.... I'M AN AMERICAN!!!!!!! AND FEMALE!!!

  • @somimbotina6638
    @somimbotina6638 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Legs!!! 😭🤣 SAVAGE
    And "Genuinely Question"

  • @Dragonslayer-cz5rb
    @Dragonslayer-cz5rb 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Just for context on how unrealistic 650k is, the president of the United States makes 400k a year.....yea I'm broke

  • @owennalley5030
    @owennalley5030 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Legs"😂😂😂 I bet the rest of her contact list looks like a used car dealership.😂😂😂

  • @HovaSwerve
    @HovaSwerve ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The passport one sort of hit home.. I have a good lady friend from the UK no less, told me a story about coming to the States, and a guy (suppose long distance BF) ghosted her while in the air, she landed and never heard from him. I didn't know her then but, I was pissed hearing that story, she said had to get her own room and basically wait around till she was able fly back, never did ask why she didn't just change the ticket, but I believe finances was an issue, plus she young so it made sense, sort of. But that reminded me of the passport dream but irl

  • @oratengbooysen5710
    @oratengbooysen5710 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Best pod ever❤❤❤

  • @samanthagarcia1398
    @samanthagarcia1398 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    i think a very important nuance is to define what "i want to care for you" means, cause while we might be down to be the mother to your children and care for them in regards to physical care, we don't want to be YOUR mother. to care for someone in a non-mother role is like supporting a person by listening to their problems, helping them talk through struggles, finding solutions (but not necessarily acting them out or being the solution), holding them when they need to be held, maybe help with finances or giving them space when they need it. to do things FOR another person without being beholden to another person. to do things without obligation, because that means they will want to want to do things for you, without obligation

    • @LoveSierraAnastasia
      @LoveSierraAnastasia ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Great! I was really concerned about what they think love is - love shouldn't be based solely on what someone does for you like chores, especially when you're an adult

    • @VieraXXII
      @VieraXXII ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is exactly it! 💯 Well said.

    • @caylariddick1673
      @caylariddick1673 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was gonna say the same thing, I see no problem with being mother to the kids and helping around the house but as long as you did treat me like YOUR mother and we come at things 50/50 with housework in general then everything is fine. The whole “what can you bring to the table” discussion just has so many negative connotation to it from lack of communication or hiding true intent behind general terms.

    • @DTreatz
      @DTreatz ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Problem is, yall do _none_ of those things, and expect _all_ of those things.
      So we're at an impasse. 💊

    • @caylariddick1673
      @caylariddick1673 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@DTreatz actually we are the default ones doing that, so there is the problem.

  • @darknesswave100
    @darknesswave100 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The woman he was talking about that she wants to make 650k a year better start gathering the Dragonballs cause ain't no way otherwise

  • @givemedeath3342
    @givemedeath3342 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Listen, if I just get a man who can pay his bills and can keep his place fucking clean that’s that’s the absolute bare minimum, everything else is a plus 😂😭😭😭

  • @gideonamde8021
    @gideonamde8021 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Cool Running killed me

  • @clarissar.4933
    @clarissar.4933 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The badly angled mirror had me rolling!🤣🤣