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The Most SAVAGE Tweets of the Week!
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Took me a moment to understand that Bolt is like Lyft or Uber 😂
Hahah it's world wide....bt it's possible if small town
Me too 🤣🤣🤣
It took me more than a moment 😂
Thank you cause I was so lost about the Bolt.
Me tooo 😂😂😂😂
Breath in ... Breath out. .... It's over....... James face nearly made me fall of the damn treadmill!! 🤣🤣🤣
🤗🤣🤣🤣🤣
aintnoway man survived that
That's brutal!!!
I fell off my bed 😂😂😂😂
When he said " say less " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏾💙
My mom quit her job a few weeks ago by walking up to her boss and and saying "close your eyes, do you see me coming to work on Monday? Cause I don't."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
Hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 savage
I have A-levels, Imma use this after my exams to the teacher I hate the most.
😂😂😂
The way James' face DROPPED when told "it's over"
The way James plays these role you think he would've personally been through everything he says
bro that hair flick by the ear had me. say less.
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He has 😂
I looked at my husband of 9 years and said babe breathe in breathe out, were over. He said were over what🤣🤣🤣 he's ready to be over whatever I'm over, the relationship doesn't even come into his mind😎
Idk why but This made me laugh my ass off 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Manlike kara
W husband
As he should 😌🙌🏾
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he's STUCK ON YOU
New goal; buy a g-wagon and drive for bolt to ruin relationships lmao
The bill And the success of saving men from red flag women...? 👩🏾🍳😘... pays for itself
@@OyayoTheStormhow are they red flags?
Be... cause... they're... cheaters,@@bigjavo36 ...?
Downside is they will paint your car green
@hishenmathurin2844 they're not they just ordered a bolt and op showed up in a g wagon to make it look sus.
When he said "DON'T, don't just don't" about the goldfish, I thought he was talking to me directly. 😅😅😅😅😅
The way James’s face dropped when fuhad got to that one breath in breath out tweet 😭😭
James' hair tuck and "pardon" SWEETED me
Fuhad’s “Just don’t. Don’t. Don’t…” to James regarding the goldfish was comedy gold 😂😂 they know each so well! 😀
A sane and rational woman would know that 650K a year is almost impossible to achieve. I feel like most women understand this, but the vocal minority are the ones speaking for us when they demand these kinds of unreal expectations from men.
It’s not technically impossible. Men who make that are business owners, professional athletes, law firm partners, men in financial services etc. but a 9-5 salary is certainly not going to give you $650k lol.
She also wanted not to birth her kids or raise them. 2 nannies man fucking hell 🤣 doubt she will do anything in the house but spend her man's money. Fuck that, I personally couldn't do it if I was making all that tbh the sex won't be worth it and defo not going marry it either
This and the weird height fetish. "Just be taller than me" - most women
Gold diggers who don't have finances will always have unrealistic expectations. Keep it moving, because that is some Sh!t you don't needed.
I work with Surgeons and anesthesiologists in the US! They all make 600k and up..granted it’s a specialty surgery hospital but still.
The difference bw dating a rich man and dating a GENEROUS man… a high income doesn’t mean he’s sharing it
I ALWAYS say this 😂 imagine bagging someone who earns 650k but rations your heating and food 🫤
@@fatimaa616 lmaooo I've BEEN there I said it from experience 💀
100% I've dated wealthy men, that were stingy and always used the gifts against me later in an argument. Not worth it. meanwhile, I get spoiled by middle to low income men.
@@fatimaa616 that's literally my uncle, his kids grew up malnourished and being fed and raised by other people. The boys were sent to boarding school asap and they each have a house waiting for them but they all had terrible childhoods so it's a you win some you lose some situation. Their daughter is expected to pay all their bills and there's no house for her, despite her being the eldest. I feel bad for her and she is looking to get married just to escape them. I couldn't imagine living with a father so unloving.
@@fatimaa616 Busted a lung ty for this
OMG the coworker thing actually happened to my Mom. She even got called into the office for something the other person did as they thought it was her. She had to tell them straight and that manager was fired...
Good cuz that's wild as hell.
@music therapy wait- what does cool runnings mean? it must be a uk thing bc I never heard of that. is it slang for something?
@@juliannaacosta310 it's the name of a movie, google it then you'll understand.
@@juliannaacosta310Cool Runnings is a movie about Jamaican bobsled team.
I can't even think of anyone I worked with that look like another person working there.
That w.p. 500 dog breeds with black ppl made me drop my phone 😂🤣🤣🤣😂
😆 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Because it's facts
I’m ded!!😹💌😹
I straight hollered 😂
This is officially my favorite podcast 😂😂😂 even my thoughts have British accents now lol!
Edit: Also if a man is taking you out, idc if he's a billionaire. Don't order everything on the damn menu and don't be ordering for people who aren't even there 😒 tf?
Like that one I seen before where the woman was ordering stuff and said the dude needed to pay for her kids to eat too. Like bitch take your ass right on home to them cause this dinner is over
@@darknesswave100 Exactly. That was disgusting. 😒 I am a firm believer of not having kids until you're married and even in that situation, realize that single motherhood might always be an option if divorce is ahead. No one is responsible for your kids but you and the man who helped you make em.
Even As I'm typing this right now I have a British accent in my mind 😂😂 and I think it's been happening for a while
Fammmm!
@@Bulls1999 😂😂😂😂😂
My husband has come to check up on me twice for laughing hysterically😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The "broke" issue hit them hard to have it discussed for more than 10 minutes bruh🤣🤣🤣. It was a blow below the belt bredda
I honestly can’t understand 90% of their British lingo.. but their laughs and faces have me sprung
Lmfaoooooo when you watch them enough you start to pick up on all of them
@@Danie499please explain “cool run ins” lol i kinda get it through context but i just want to know what that means/is
@@angellaUlevi They're talking about the movie Cool Running where a team of Jamaicans compete at the Winter Olympics in bobsleigh I believe
@@zaretou98 ohhh! Thank you 😊
@@angellaUlevi I'm late but if you read this, do watch the movie if you can, it is heartwarming and hilarious AND made after a true story! ❤️
It was a a hit when it came out, you will get the funny references.
When he spoke about his colleague having locs and the superior saying "Cool Runnings", man was referring to one of the actors, a comedian named Doug E. Doug, who played one of the team members and wore locs. 😊
If you're having a bad day, that movie will make you laugh. Enjoy!
That mixup thing is so true. My daughter and her biracial friends get mixed up so much that when I come to pick up my daughter, they tell the other girls, their mum is here. The plot thickens when the biracial kids mom is told to pick up my daughter. Us moms hang out and crack up about it.
I'm biracial and can confirm that apparently we all look alike lol. I literally got asked about my puppies yesterday while at work...my former light-skinned coworker had puppies that she was always talking about. Her and I look NOTHING alike, aside from having roughly the same skin tone lol. I'm in my 40s, and to this day I regularly get confused for 2 of my sisters and also a cousin of my best friend's who I've known for almost 30 years 🤣
As a man with no vehicle the legs one hurt me spiritually
😂😂😂😂😂
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Hi legs 😂
@@egalfatma3217 couldn't even let me have peace on a Sunday 😂 spiritually damaging
@@rossevans9900 😂😂😂hi Legs
"What makes you think that i'd want to attract you?" 💀😂
The way James says “FAM” gets me every time…
Friendly Advice for everyone, don't listen to this podcast in the gym.
I almost decapitated myself on the bench press 😂
The passport story: EVERY CARIBBEAN PERSON CAN RELATE. OUR MOTHERS AND GRANDMOTHERS ALWAYS GO BY WHAT DREAM THEY HAD. 😂😂😂
Yes
Just yes lololol
Even worse if you have the dream more than once. It's a sign. You're not going anywhere 😅
Listen ....as a Caribbean person ...if your parents and/or grandparents have certain dreams ...the school trip/outing/linkup ain't gonna happen. It's done. It's over.
“Mr not knowing what 10 & 2 means” 😂😂😂😂
But I know what "dip" means 🏃🏿
Real ones know they accidentally posted the full episode of this yesterday
I saw that 😂
Clicked on it but too late cuz it said it was removed. Couldn’t get to sleep knowing what I missed out
yep i was watching it yesterday then by way of magic pooooof it went.
I thought I was going crazy😭😭😭 Some Mandela effect shit 😅😅
my TH-cam glitched and i watched it all 😭😭 funniest shit fr
Fuhad had me because I was breathing in and out too😂😂😂😂
The breath in, breath out 😂 James just rolls with it 😆 Damn this was one of the funniest podcasts they have done 😂❤
I check on these lads more than the due dates on any of my class assignments
I've literally dropped out of college 🙃
Bro same...
Beggy Mitchell thinking he funny
Get your behind back in there. These job streets are cooold.
Stop it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I switched to SNHU and it’s way easier for me! Maybe try it. Cheaper, accelerated courses, all classes assignments due Sundays!
Both of them saying they could never have a guy stare at them and recite Twista's verse on slow jamz..... after staring at eachother reciting Twista's verse on slow jamz MULTIPLE times! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That excludes the boys 🤗
You 2 are the Brothers I never had. Gives me Family vibes everytime I watch yall..... I have a Family of Fools & we die lol daily.... Thank you
The way I was like “just ask Siri!” when James was fumbling for conversion statistics 😄
Never in my life have I or would I ask what's in a man's bank account! Just wow!
Neverrrrrr
Shine on, Andrea.
I had a teacher back in school that walked in to one of our classrooms once, looked around to see the Indian kid and paused while saying "Oh no wait, it's not you, it's the other one" and then closed the door and walked out... the entire room was like :O
I’m assuming the goldfish were the little cheese flavored crackers we have in the US 😂😂
Lmao! I'm literally eating some of those right now. 😁
Edit- They go great with sweet red wine. ❤️
I think he was insinuating that she was pretty much ordering the entire menu
I’m pretty sure they not selling goldfish crackers at Ruth Chris lol
Gourmet Goldfish.....I wonder how hard they hit....
Na we don't have those here unless you go to an American candy store they were just saying she's ordering everything on the menu
The "breathe in, breathe out" had me laughing like a Tuskan Raider from star wars
“You want that kind of money, but all you bring to the table is a used cooch and an attitude 😂”
OMG! I said the same thing when James asked what was she bringing. I'm a woman and was listening to that like, "She is out of her damn mind and so were the chicks co-signing on that nonsense."😂😂
James and the mirror thing....hilarious 😂
I’m sour and broke. I’ve been telling men who approach me since my divorce, like sir I have nothing but drama to offer and they don’t care
if you're being honest you're already better than half the other women out there... and that's you while you're currently sour and broke. You won't be that way forever so you're 🌞🌞
@@zennyzenzen I appreciate that. It definitely feels like it will last forever when you’re in it, but I just couldn’t imagine involving someone else right now until I get through somethings.
@@duchessofthedorks someone will soon, be there to help. Prepare
Nothing but drama 😂 that is hilarious!
You might find a guy who actually wants to help
What's funny about this is that you might not be in the mood for that cos you might be trying to figure it out yourself 😭
Just like Fuhad, James reflection on the mirror story made me laugh out loud🤣🤣😭. Gentlemen serving vibes🔥🔥❤️.
Fam.....I died🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thought Fuhad was going to fall out in the floor after Breathe in Breathe out…..it’s over. 😂😂😂
Anyone else run straight to slow jams to recite the whole song?!? Love these guys. Hilarious 😂
they should make a reaction show where they watch bridgerton :D they might pause and repeat sentences a lot but I would watch the heck out of it :D
In the talking stage with a guy... I asked him what he wanted out of our exchange. He didn't quite understand. I specified: do you want a relationship or do you just want to dip and do it only? (Friends with benefits) He was shocked, he stumbled on his words and said relationship. 7 months in we have NO deep intimate relationship... strictly surface and basically sex. I flip and asked straight up: " when we strated to talked I wanted to save you some time by sparing you the emotion requirement that a woman need. "Technically" a man knows within the first exchange what he wants out of a woman. I've been asking to spend time with you. You've avoided any form of intimacy to make me feel like I've been asking WAY TOO MUCH... so again what do you want...??? He says: "I just want to have fun. I was surprised that you were that straight forward and didn't think you were that "simple ".
My answered, through text: " PERFECT. Know that as per the terms and conditions has changed. Know that from this point forward, you are now dismissed. "
Ughhh why do they love to waste time
@@brie1026 I have no idea... funny thing is that today... few months later(today actually)... asked me why whe haven't seen each other 🤦🏽♀️ I tell him that clearly he suffers from amnesia....and in defeat tells me "okay fine we can be a couple" ... oh yes my dear Romeo please sway me with those petty words.. 😫😫
@@1306Jodana lmao he's clueless, pls stay out of his clutches
@@brie1026 thank you, and don't worry he's tired of my polite sarcasm 😉
Your fault for waiting 7 months to address that issue. And what you said abt men knowing what they want immediately isn’t really true
That pick up where we left off floored me!!!!! 😂😂😂
You guys never fail to make me laugh multiple times..james story about his reflection had me wheezing..Love the channel
Where are they selling the goldfish 😂😂😂 Dead!!
I usually have a hard time with podcasts that talk about relationship topics. Especially when it comes to gender war topics. But this is one that I’ve can watch and enjoy as well as get different perspectives. Not putting either gender down or being extreme. Just funny and enjoyable.
That last story. I understand why he ran away but I would have been just like... Deer in headlights and said "OK big man jog on" and probably died.
You two crack me up. Been following for ages on fb. Glad I’ve found you on the tube. Best of luck for the future boys 👍🏻
I got confused for my coworker. I'm 5'9", lighter skin, very muscular build, and had a blond afro for a bit but just put it in braids. The coworker I was confused for is clearer dark skin, 5'2", very petite build, but always had braids in. Clearly twinning
The whole topic around the comment of a man earning $650K a year is absolutely ridiculous. I am not sure if this is from a young lady, but as an older women the most important thing for us ladies past 40 yrs is stability of self. People have to understand people are at various places in their life. Ladies stop chasing after a man's bag and make your own bag. Men have enough hard time being men by societal standards and they bare alot of weight on their shoulders. Women are pitted against each other to be a standard instead of just loving themselves for who they are. Looking for Love is hard but my tip is to the younger people is don't look for love. Love will show up when your not expecting it. When you reach a place where you're secure in mind, body and finances is when love could pop up...but if you're like me who is single and enjoying your peace......ENJOY YOUR PEACE AND HAVE FUN! Stand in front of a mirror daily and look at yourself. That's the person whom you should love.
Preach!
Bro protect this woman at all costs
20:26 That's no nightmare that's a premonition😳
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😂😂😂😂 “what if I move my savings over”
Anyone with financial requirements voiced over emotional requirements is doing the world a favour waving their red flag 🚩🚩
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so every female, ever 😂
@@DTreatz who hurt you?
ғeelιngѕ cнange everyday .... and υ can'т eaт тнeм...and тнey don'т pay renт...
@@DTreatz female what? Female human? No that's incorrect.
Him saying a G wagon dropped my girl off is wild. Baby she's the driver's girl now😂
I love that you guys speak similar to us Jamaicans. Your laughs are everything to me ☺
That cool runnings joke. Ya'll two probably looked at each other with the same thought going through your heads: Too many witnesses. The guy didn't just make a joke, he created a motive with witnesses so that you can't touch him. Very slick.
What does the joke mean?
@@sophisticated_naturally5015 basically cool runnings is a movie made by Disney were it was a true story about a Jamaican bobsleigh team competing in the winter Olympics. So when they white guy made the joke he basically saying all blacks look the same 🤣
I would touch him through HR/ lawsuit.
James' face when Fuhad said 'it's over'!! WHY!!!
We call it ten toe taxi when they don't own a car. Lmao. Legs is hilarious.
Still not over the
breathe in
Breathe out
it's over 💔💔 😭😭😭
Even if I was making that kind of money, I'd still have a problem with that. I'm not spending my hard earned money on someone else's demands so they can just sit around and look pretty. Lol
I think i heard once that if you have that amount of money, you want a girl to sit there and look pretty
Which is a thing I've noticed in the older rich men in my country, women too
@@chalidem Very true the older Men are exactly like this
Firstly if you have $300 do not take a girl to Ruth’s Chris. I went there once and aside from their crab cake, I could’ve made everything else much better myself 😂
Update: I’ve been practicing in the kitchen and my crab cakes/seafood medley cakes (crab, shrimp and lobster) surpass that quality as well. I’m gonna save my daggon money
Facts! A steak, baked potato and salad is easily $150-$200 a plate 😂 he was buggin.
Literallly NOTHING at Ruths Chris is worth the money. As a chef I can promise you that a hot pan, butter and salt and pepper would give you the same or better results if you just leave the steaks out on a plate in the fridge for three days. Cold age it then season lightly and base in better until it's where you want it to be.
“You’re broke”
“You are too”
When James said about his own reflection in the widow had me lmao 🤣 😂 cause its something that would happen to me
The amount of new slang I've learned watching these two is crazy! #GetMyPassportReady 😂
It’s the way am glued to these men like dammmmmm how did I get here
For those who are wondering...Bolt is mobility company like Uber ......
The way I look forward to these is unreal! Not only are they fuckin HIIIILARIIIIOUUUUS....but they say a lot of things most men are to afraid to admit! Speaking the truth & making it funny! W's in the chat!🥰☺😂
“Wha a gwan legs?” 😂🤣💀
Not me laughing along with them not knowing wtf a bolt is 😆🙈
LMAOO THE BREAK UP
🤣🤣 The hair tuck killed meeee
That elated "oh fuck" at the end of him laughing/giggling is very relatable.
Having been in an abusive marriage that apologizing for taking a nap hit different
“Big man, STEP BACK” 😂☠️
Listen, I may be broke, but half these people ain't even worth my last $2.50
That was her woman’s intuition with the passport dream. 😂
That’s so crazy because the top 1% earnings in my actual state alone here in America is 1.1 million 🤦🏽♀️
My new vocabulary word since watching them. VIO!!!!!
They're saying vile. lol
@@latoyamoore642 they say Vio then violation. But either way it works
@@latoyamoore642 they're not saying vile. They're saying Vio as in violation. Doesn't make any sense for them to say that and then say violation right afterwards
🤣from the start nd I'm already laughing wit em
The badly angled mirror had me rolling!🤣🤣
The Ruth Chris story could've ended differently if he'd just asked if his date was paying or was she expecting him to. I've grabbed food for friends and family on dates and I have never entertained the idea of my date paying for it - and neither did the friend/person who asked for the food.
I have to get Patreon. I NEED those thursday episodes. They look juicy 😩
Pause. 😊
@@gdes4063 yeah that was crazy
On the coworker thing, they'll think we all know each other or are related.
I can’t have a man sign Twista’s part to me word for word. I would scream in the office. Everyone would be popping up like meerkats.
I so glad this podcast found me yall are hilarious and the accents make that much funnier
I'm literally crying over here & it's the middle of the bloody night!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣
The passport one sort of hit home.. I have a good lady friend from the UK no less, told me a story about coming to the States, and a guy (suppose long distance BF) ghosted her while in the air, she landed and never heard from him. I didn't know her then but, I was pissed hearing that story, she said had to get her own room and basically wait around till she was able fly back, never did ask why she didn't just change the ticket, but I believe finances was an issue, plus she young so it made sense, sort of. But that reminded me of the passport dream but irl
The girl that was taking food home to her roomate deserved to pay for the bill. That is triffling!
I love the chemistry these guys have❤❤❤
The tears in my eyes and I’m only 4mins and 20 seconds in “he did what” 😂😂😂
"Legs"😂😂😂 I bet the rest of her contact list looks like a used car dealership.😂😂😂
Thank lady who couldn't go on the holiday, imagine if she told the guy about her fears and resignations and his response was "aaah maaan, you spoiled the surprise" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
It’s really funny to see how these two are mirroring each other all the time. Real bros who spend quite some time together 😂
I've been watching so many of their videos back to back, I'm starting to pick up their accents and slang.... I'M AN AMERICAN!!!!!!! AND FEMALE!!!
Love you guys❤❤❤
It’s crazy 650,000/ yearly. The woman that said it probably couldn’t afford that lifestyle by herself.
Women who are making that/can achieve that, are not asking for someone who is earning over £250k a year, but someone who is similar to them, i.e. probably in the same profession, or hard working, and made it.
And these men have options so the probability that they’d choose her over their preferences is close to naught 🙃
@@abracadabra5636 majority of the women asking for that most likely does not make that much.
or ѕнe ѕaιd тнaт wнιle already lιvιng тнaт lιғeѕтyle on a вιllιonaιreѕ arм or a мιllιonaιre'ѕ ѕυgar вaвy... тнe coυld нave мυlтιple ѕυgar daddιeѕ ĸeepιng нer ιn тнaт lιғe ѕтyle. ѕo ѕнe can looĸ тнe parт and rυn ιn тнoѕe ĸιnda cιrcleѕ. ѕнe ĸnowѕ wнaт ѕнe ιѕ тalĸιng aвoυт cυz ѕнe'ѕ lιvιng ιт...
“Wagwan legs” made me throw my spoon away🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
Best pod ever❤❤❤