Same here in germany. But pretty often you dont even have a chance, some of those old grannys want to see you be miserable and move. And they will get you to cause they are sitting at their window the whole day and will see every mistake you make.
you might want to be on good terms with them because thats how you should be with your neighbours, a courtesy that is lost on the youth of today, dont complain about the nanas keeping an eye out because one day it will pay off in your favour
@@greekre ah an old hag generalizing the "youth of today" yeah I dont think Id care much abt being on good terms with people like that nah I prefer no terms at all
That is also how it is in Italy. I kid you not, the granny security system is stronger than any camera security network can ever be. They notice EVERYTHING that happens in the street. They will gossip about everything they saw to the other grannies. So now they all know what to look out for.
Sounds like BS. Don't these people have better things to do than to terrorize their neighbors? Should be in jail tbf.
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I remember taking the keys to my new flat and the previous owner looked me dead in the eyes and said "befriend the old lady on the 2nd floor. She knows everyone and everything that is going on in the building" slavic gradmas are scary
Yes, like I'm from a Slavic country as well, and I listen sometimes because my grandparents are quite well known in my city (it's an industrial city, so factories everywhere but still it's just big enough to be a city, not a village) and I listen sometimes when she has friends over and oh my god, nothing escapes them. They know everything that happened to everyone, like forget hiring an FBI agent, just get a Slavic grandma
I thought the granny thing was universal. I call them old dragons because they always have that angry look on their face and they are constantly peering outside their windows to try and catch their next prey. I almost feel kinda sad for them, they gotta be bored out of their minds...
My grandma is literally exactly like this. She is an old Portuguese lady, peering out onto the road. If someone is looking dodgy she’ll open the window and groan at them. We also get reports on what’s happening on the road. Neighbors moving? We’ll know. Neighbors having a party? We’ll know. Neighbors “deadbeat boyfriend with the ugly car” is here.? We’ll know.
Sounds like the kinda people that my friend and I used to find out where they lived and then go around at night and spray paint nice things on their mailbox. Like death to nazis or I support equal rights for all. So that way when another nanny saw them erasing it off we like to laugh that they would go. Do they hate equal rights
Singapore im pretty sure : ah ma/auntie( they make some noise but they are usually tsundere, usually hangs out reading the newspaper or gossiping with their friends at the hawker centre)
I love how they talked about cutting things down in size right after being confused about a dude cutting that vacuum in half, probably for the same reason.
By being raised by a Japanese granny I can say that all this passive aggressiveness is basically tough love. But you just got one chance after the "hint". After that is all on you.
The half Dyson means there's probably an engineer student near you. The amount of things they make you dismount and break down in Engineering school is endless.
10:15 I used to be the guy that collected my bottles and neatly placed them on a shelf, until It got crowded and I realized I looked like an alcoholic to all my visitors lol
My grandma was like the top dog of the entire village she lived in. Everyone was afraid of her from civilians to thugs. It was great ngl, now that she's gone everyone undermines my aunt(she's a lame ass karen) and uncle (poor sap, can't do much on his own).
Once I left my rubbish bin out for longer than normal cos of a night shift, and when I got back from work (so around 24hrs after the bin collection), my bin had been stolen
My city has microchips in the wheely bins and if your haven't paid the fee or the bin doesn't match the collection route it gives them a message and it's not going to get emptied
I just imagine Conner standing there wondering who drank all that Bombay Sapphire holding a glass of Bombay Sapphire. It's all him but he drinks the whole bottle and forgets
For rechargeable batteries you should buy extras and always make sure you have your backups charged in advance Then if you need to charge the current ones you were using in x device you’ll have charged batteries and you charge the depleted batteries ASAP
our apartment building has a similar thing but its 40x40cm because thats the size of the rubbish chute but the problem is, there is no pickup point for council colections and I dont drive so I cant just go to a recycling center I had to throw out a big 60 inch TV I go down to the concierge and ask if I can just put this in the skip so it can be taken away "no you cant do that with electronics call up the council to colect it" so I call up the council, and they tell me there is no pickup point for my apartment building and to ask concierge so I go tell this to the concierge, and they tell me to call up the council I stood in the bin chute room, just tearing this TV to shreds, untill I was left with nothing but the huge steel frame took that down to concierge, "can I put this in the skip now" "no its not recyclable" "its just steel" "yes but it came off an electronic device so you cant recycle it" walked upstairs, spent half an hour in the bin chute room folding it in half with a hammer then inhalf again and forced that fucking thing down the bin chute
I drink Tanqueray, and whenever I kill the bottle I peel off the fake wax seal. I've got a pillar in my basement dedicated to keeping track of exactly how much Gin I've drank in my life.
I got a whole box full of batteries, some have dates expiring over 10 years ago yet they still work. I noticed how if a Xbox controller stop working them battery's will still work in IR controllers or LED lights, this logic is why I always reuse my battery's until they are completely empty
one of my colleagues used to be a garbageman and one time when picking up from a garbage room some old lady was whining at a young couple about them causing trouble because theyh ad a lot of trash because of kids m'colleague was really confused because IT'S LITERALLY HIS FUCKING JOB TO COME GET THE GARBAGE
My mother in law lived in town houses and she was obsessed with the six wheelie bins and would passive aggressively not take them out as she reconned that only she put them out and the others didn’t she was totally absorbed in the bins.
This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless fit young men.
If this happened in the Philippines it'll be along the lines of "Alam mo mare, yung bagong kapitbahay... Oo yung may asawang kano, di nag ayos ng basura"
I mean I’d just do it everytime you’re not gonna bring my trash back to my door and think you’re not either getting showered in it or not taking it back with you
One of my cowkrers lives in one of those neighborhoods but there is like an old people mafia that controls the street parking. They had layed claim to all the street parking in front of their house. Now i was warned about this old person mafia but i didn't pay attention to it. They lived across the street from my coworker. Now i was visiting my coworker and i parked on the street across from where my coworker lives about an hour or 2 goes by and they knock on my coworkers door while im in side visiting. My cowroker asks me to move my car because it was the people across the street aka the old person mafia. Now here is the thing this neighborhood has plenty of street parking the old person mafia they have a drive way and a garage. I did not block their driveway or anything like that. I was probably 1 of 2 or 3 cars that i could see that were parked on the street several houses down.
I have a laser cutter in my apartment. It would definitely not cut through a vacuum. Need a band saw or waterjet cutter or something bigger to slice those beasts.
Some anime shit is happening around the anime man. A household item cut perfectly in half? Perhaps a reaper faught a hollow and cut the vacuum in half? Perhaps a heroic warrior fights another heroic warrior because the moon maybe? Or like... So many anime...
I know of them. We call them "Hell's Grannies." They go round tormenting fit defenseless young men, make a habit of tripping unsuspecting people, and they used to steal telephone boxes back in the day. They do it for the prestige, really. It's all way to silly.
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In Eastern Europe especially Russia you better be on good terms with the local babushkas if you want a peaceful live.
slavs don't have cctv, they have babushkas
Same here in germany. But pretty often you dont even have a chance, some of those old grannys want to see you be miserable and move. And they will get you to cause they are sitting at their window the whole day and will see every mistake you make.
you might want to be on good terms with them because thats how you should be with your neighbours, a courtesy that is lost on the youth of today, dont complain about the nanas keeping an eye out because one day it will pay off in your favour
@@greekre ah an old hag generalizing the "youth of today" yeah I dont think Id care much abt being on good terms with people like that nah I prefer no terms at all
What do I bribe babushka with to look the other way?
That is also how it is in Italy.
I kid you not, the granny security system is stronger than any camera security network can ever be. They notice EVERYTHING that happens in the street. They will gossip about everything they saw to the other grannies. So now they all know what to look out for.
Japan and Italy are more alike than most people think.
As someone who spent a year in Abruzzi with his great-aunt I can confirm
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fortunately most Karen's are disenfranchised lest you allow them to take over the local pta
Sounds like BS. Don't these people have better things to do than to terrorize their neighbors? Should be in jail tbf.
I remember taking the keys to my new flat and the previous owner looked me dead in the eyes and said "befriend the old lady on the 2nd floor. She knows everyone and everything that is going on in the building" slavic gradmas are scary
don't forget to pay the warning forward to the next tenant if you ever move out lol
Yes, like I'm from a Slavic country as well, and I listen sometimes because my grandparents are quite well known in my city (it's an industrial city, so factories everywhere but still it's just big enough to be a city, not a village) and I listen sometimes when she has friends over and oh my god, nothing escapes them. They know everything that happened to everyone, like forget hiring an FBI agent, just get a Slavic grandma
RADALS babushka lol
Gangster Granny went international alongside Garnt, what a story.
I thought the granny thing was universal. I call them old dragons because they always have that angry look on their face and they are constantly peering outside their windows to try and catch their next prey. I almost feel kinda sad for them, they gotta be bored out of their minds...
Really good name
My grandma is literally exactly like this. She is an old Portuguese lady, peering out onto the road. If someone is looking dodgy she’ll open the window and groan at them. We also get reports on what’s happening on the road. Neighbors moving? We’ll know. Neighbors having a party? We’ll know. Neighbors “deadbeat boyfriend with the ugly car” is here.? We’ll know.
@@buildinasentry1046 lmao that sounds like my aunt.
Sounds like the kinda people that my friend and I used to find out where they lived and then go around at night and spray paint nice things on their mailbox. Like death to nazis or I support equal rights for all. So that way when another nanny saw them erasing it off we like to laugh that they would go. Do they hate equal rights
Do you know what chimps are scared of!
Older Female Chimps…
With nothing else to lose!
Japan: Gangster Granny (Passive aggresive)
Philippines: Marites (Just gossips would rarely confront)
America: Karen (Would actually fight you fist to fist)
Indonesia : emak-emak ( will literally sending letter to the president about how shitty their neighbor is)
...really? I never thought of Karens as physical fighters.
@@eveakane6563 I'll accept it if it means the grannies can counter with heat actions to slam them face first into a vending machine.
Malaysia: Mak Cik Bawang (Onion Aunties)
Singapore im pretty sure : ah ma/auntie( they make some noise but they are usually tsundere, usually hangs out reading the newspaper or gossiping with their friends at the hawker centre)
I love how they talked about cutting things down in size right after being confused about a dude cutting that vacuum in half, probably for the same reason.
Yeah, but that doesn't explain the missing half. XD
@@LupineShadowOmega possibly taken out the next garbage date and joey didnt notice it
Maybe they were more bewildered by how cleanly it was cut
@@LupineShadowOmega Yes it does, you would have to do it one after another. on different garbage days
@@OLBarbok Yes, but he'd have also noticed it. You know as he noticed the first.
We needed the Yakuza character introduction screen for the Elderly Lady Enterprises
this sounds like a good premise for a future anime/manga
I read/watch that
Yeah I’d read that
Monty Python. Hell's Grannies.
@@tohvin10blorg30 yesssssss lolol
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The granny mafia cut the guy's vacuum cleaner in half for taking the wrong rubbish out two weeks in a row.
By being raised by a Japanese granny I can say that all this passive aggressiveness is basically tough love. But you just got one chance after the "hint". After that is all on you.
Then they take your kneecaps
Sounds like BS. Don't these people have better things to do than to terrorize their neighbors? Should be in jail tbf.
@@DiegoGomez-pk5tg bruh you posted the same reply on every other comment
Greeting them and giving food. That's how you defeat old people.
This reminds me of that one gang of old ladies in fallout new vegas who attack you with rolling pins
Fallout new Vegas a timeless classic
@@tomasdelcampo2 that it is
I guess they exist irl 🤣
grant just needs to go back to his gangster bald look and they wont be able to mess with him XD
Granny Mafia moved in when Gangster Grant left.
Time to pull out the blue scarf
And maybe call John woo
The half Dyson means there's probably an engineer student near you. The amount of things they make you dismount and break down in Engineering school is endless.
Grandma knows everyone. You befriend them first and they show you a good time.
Not sure you realize how gross that sounds...
@@JohnnyInJapan lmaooooo I was thinking the same thing
This is literally straight out of a Monty Python skit. I love it.
10:15 I used to be the guy that collected my bottles and neatly placed them on a shelf, until It got crowded and I realized I looked like an alcoholic to all my visitors lol
Glass bottles are just cool, typically liquor bottles have cool designs
That cut in half dyson sounds like a very messy and very literally "each get's half" divorce.
Headcanon: all the mafia grannies are 9000+ years old
Garnt and Syd are going to have to pay protection to the grannys lol
The best description of grandmas is old day CCTV cameras
Russian CCTV: Somebodys Babushka
Filipinos: Ah the Marites
I can confirm ,my two grandmas are apart of the neighbourhood mafia,it feels weird when they come into the house to talk to one of grandmas .
My grandma was like the top dog of the entire village she lived in. Everyone was afraid of her from civilians to thugs. It was great ngl, now that she's gone everyone undermines my aunt(she's a lame ass karen) and uncle (poor sap, can't do much on his own).
I pray for the uncle
Once I left my rubbish bin out for longer than normal cos of a night shift, and when I got back from work (so around 24hrs after the bin collection), my bin had been stolen
My city has microchips in the wheely bins and if your haven't paid the fee or the bin doesn't match the collection route it gives them a message and it's not going to get emptied
Garnt's Bizarre Adventure.
This might be the funniest thumbnail in trash taste highlights. Couldn't stop laughing
The Great Escape is a great movie. (The dumping soil out of your pockets reference)
14:40 Garnt be careful, that drawer sounds like a fire hazard
Garnt, you have to pull a Carrey Grant _The Bishop's Wife_ move and kill them with kindness.
I just imagine Conner standing there wondering who drank all that Bombay Sapphire holding a glass of Bombay Sapphire. It's all him but he drinks the whole bottle and forgets
It just means you can never underestimate anyone at anyone any age.
For rechargeable batteries you should buy extras and always make sure you have your backups charged in advance
Then if you need to charge the current ones you were using in x device you’ll have charged batteries and you charge the depleted batteries ASAP
But honestly, that note with the collection schedule I would've found that really useful.
The dison hoover cut perfectly in half my immediate thought zoro 🤣
1:25 M O I S T
plot twist: Her name is Sensei, and she used to be Garnt's.
our apartment building has a similar thing but its 40x40cm because thats the size of the rubbish chute
but the problem is, there is no pickup point for council colections and I dont drive so I cant just go to a recycling center
I had to throw out a big 60 inch TV
I go down to the concierge and ask if I can just put this in the skip so it can be taken away
"no you cant do that with electronics call up the council to colect it"
so I call up the council, and they tell me there is no pickup point for my apartment building and to ask concierge
so I go tell this to the concierge, and they tell me to call up the council
I stood in the bin chute room, just tearing this TV to shreds, untill I was left with nothing but the huge steel frame
took that down to concierge,
"can I put this in the skip now"
"no its not recyclable"
"its just steel"
"yes but it came off an electronic device so you cant recycle it"
walked upstairs, spent half an hour in the bin chute room folding it in half with a hammer then inhalf again and forced that fucking thing down the bin chute
I'm disappointed that there are no pictures of the vacuum cleaner.
When Hell's Grannies becomes too real.
Again, the bois come back with the drip (Garnt's longsleeve is so cool honestly where do they buy their stuff)
I drink Tanqueray, and whenever I kill the bottle I peel off the fake wax seal. I've got a pillar in my basement dedicated to keeping track of exactly how much Gin I've drank in my life.
I got a whole box full of batteries, some have dates expiring over 10 years ago yet they still work. I noticed how if a Xbox controller stop working them battery's will still work in IR controllers or LED lights, this logic is why I always reuse my battery's until they are completely empty
I have heard that during the cold war, the babushkas that had all the keys to a buildings appartments had AK-47.
You cant put your trash out whenever you want? What are the Bind outside for? Looking clean
The Dyson was probably a display model to show what's inside
Just to be careful Garnt should go and offer tribute
one of my colleagues used to be a garbageman and one time when picking up from a garbage room some old lady was whining at a young couple about them causing trouble because theyh ad a lot of trash because of kids
m'colleague was really confused because IT'S LITERALLY HIS FUCKING JOB TO COME GET THE GARBAGE
reminds me of that Monty python hell's grannies sketch
Exactly!
In the US those grannies would be called an “HOA” lol
meaning?
@@mono8476 Home Owners Association
My mother in law lived in town houses and she was obsessed with the six wheelie bins and would passive aggressively not take them out as she reconned that only she put them out and the others didn’t she was totally absorbed in the bins.
Connor debunking the dyson mystery with his strat
The Half Dyson was probably a part of a merchandise display.
This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless fit young men.
"What do you do, WHEN OLD LADIES ATTACK? " ~Amanda Bynes
Chilling. That really made my stomach churn….
So let’s watch it again in slow motion
That vacuum was cut in half by a master swords man
marites grandmas 😂
If this happened in the Philippines it'll be along the lines of
"Alam mo mare, yung bagong kapitbahay... Oo yung may asawang kano, di nag ayos ng basura"
I mean I’d just do it everytime you’re not gonna bring my trash back to my door and think you’re not either getting showered in it or not taking it back with you
I remember the Obatarian in Yakuza😂😂
We have underground containers where i AM from. The municipality empties them when full.
One of my cowkrers lives in one of those neighborhoods but there is like an old people mafia that controls the street parking. They had layed claim to all the street parking in front of their house. Now i was warned about this old person mafia but i didn't pay attention to it. They lived across the street from my coworker. Now i was visiting my coworker and i parked on the street across from where my coworker lives about an hour or 2 goes by and they knock on my coworkers door while im in side visiting.
My cowroker asks me to move my car because it was the people across the street aka the old person mafia.
Now here is the thing this neighborhood has plenty of street parking the old person mafia they have a drive way and a garage. I did not block their driveway or anything like that. I was probably 1 of 2 or 3 cars that i could see that were parked on the street several houses down.
1:32 replay button
Bombay Sapphire.... Chris Abroad droppings. And they’re fresh.
in poland we have a lot of them, we even have a saying "stare baby jebać prądem" which translate to "electrocute old ladies".
Did Trash Taste turn into a Monty Python's sketch?
It's actually dangerous tohave a lot of dead batteries in one place pretty sure they can catch on fire if they're all close to eachother
I need a Granny Gang anime now
Please tell me someone made a "The Grandmother" edit from this story 😂
Grandma Mafia should be a manga lol
6:51 Jesus that scared me. I thought that god was talking to me all of a sudden.
listening this with The Godfather Theme hits different...
Even the yakuza don’t cross the grannies 😂
I have a laser cutter in my apartment. It would definitely not cut through a vacuum. Need a band saw or waterjet cutter or something bigger to slice those beasts.
anybody else think of the obatarian quests in yakuza?
Are those the Grannies from Househusband Manga
As a Higurashi fan, just reading that title made me hide my fingers ! O.O
Cant wait to become an old woman so i can join the babushka mafia
i am experiencing some intense higurashi sonozaki family vibes 😭
The other half of the dyson is in sb's bed as a message.
Some anime shit is happening around the anime man. A household item cut perfectly in half?
Perhaps a reaper faught a hollow and cut the vacuum in half?
Perhaps a heroic warrior fights another heroic warrior because the moon maybe?
Or like... So many anime...
So basically the Japanese HOA.
In Easter European there is grandma mafia everywhere
I know of them. We call them "Hell's Grannies." They go round tormenting fit defenseless young men, make a habit of tripping unsuspecting people, and they used to steal telephone boxes back in the day. They do it for the prestige, really. It's all way to silly.
1:33 connor u alright
granny revengers
Garnt's Shirt... I want it.
It's some Hellper stuff
The granny gang is real even in places in America. I learned to cook specific foods real well to pay tribute/appease the neighborhood Hens
Then Garnt lives in a Kung Fu Hustle area🤣🤣🤣🤣
All of those Grannys, where Probably gang leaders in highschool
As for batteries, just use rechargeable ones, there are like 0 reasons to not use rechargeable ones...
This is like the gossiping grandma's from saints young men
The Granmafia.
Grannies are the cctv of the neighborhood
the reason for the half dyson probably a sad case of a bad divorce
people have to sort batteries? We just throw it in the garbage bag. everything at the dump gets burned in the same pile anyway
Woah they just dropped 3years off their age with the beard.
Reminds me of Dandadan haha
Nice.
Oh man the grannies strike again