Buff Plankton fix’s your grammar oh crap I thought you were like laughs in Spanish like one of those like mobile device was a language it took me a second
Leonardo Resende Same here. Commercials interrupting TV and movies, and most ads in general, feel like instructions telling me how I should spend my money, and that's rude and insulting so I purposefully seek competing brands as best I can, but I'm also aware that advertizing influences us on a subconscious level, by design, so I'm sure I still adhere to certain advertising notions just by nature of how they're designed specifically to psychologically take advantage of us. It just can't be ignored 'completely.' Idk how humans still put up with ads on tv. I recently watched a show on TV after several years without cable, just Netflix only, and the ads are absolutely brutal when you're not accustomed to an interruption every five to ten minutes
6:03 Fun yet shitty fact. The "Genuine Leather" claim may be legal if that thin top layer is actual leather. I mean you may as well have bough fake leather as it will probably fall apart just as fast.
@@progect3548 a late reply, but from what I tried, that rarely works since most of the sites make their website basically an image with the pop up, so even if u remove it, you can't do anything in it But if u want to, you should look around more in the inspect menu, a site is like layers stacked on top of each other, so just find that layet
Imagine if phone numbers could be sponsored in return for money, like one day you just call a friend and you hear "This phone number is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends"
The full conversation: "911, What's your emergency?" Help me, I'm being robbed at the corner of- "GET THE NEW IPHONE 11 IN STORES NOW" Um, that's great and all, but I'm bleeding out, so I could use some- "Trust me, you'll want a iPhone 11" please... help... *call ends*
( Before Pandemic ) I went into a fast food to eat something, and i noticed there was _NO_ chairs, only tables The reason is for the previous people to get out for new costumers I had to eat there because i was starving, what a sad morning.
Just a heads up, that genuine leather one IS Genuine leather. "Genuine Leather" is a grade of leather... and is the lowest grade you can get, its essentially a super thin slice of leather glued down to material. Full grain or Top Grain leather are what you want to look for. top grain being lower grade than full grain. Just a PSA for y'all
@@rosiefay7283 Top grain basically is sanded, smoothed and stamped to create a more uniform look, it is still a quality leather, and sometimes better than full grain for some applications as it can be more consistent in appearance, but yeah
5G internet? Where is your dealer? Is he hiding at the back of Wegmans or what? I live in NY, which is where 5G is supposed to be rolling out priority (I'm not in NYC, so I didn't have it immediately, but we were supposed to get it quickly as a "high population area") and even when I get the random 5Gwb Signal instead of the 5G, it runs slow as shit. I'm almost tempted to say it's slower than 4G LTE. It's impossible, I know, since 5G is supposed to hold more people despite a shorter radius, but somehow, I remember getting more service and faster load-up time from Chrome or a game when it was 4G than this 5G crap. It's gotten to the point where my stepdad, who has a 5G enabled phone, will make sure his phone prioritizes 4G if we need GPS since 5G shits itself with his phone so often. Edit: Btw, since I know it will be asked, no, we don't have shit phones or shit service. We have Verizon (although I'm thinking about splitting from the plan and going to AT&T if I can since Verizon doesn't allow rooting... for some stupid fucking reason, since everyone else does) and we pay for the top plan, the top Unlimited plan at that, and all of our phones are the top ones. My stepdad has the Samsung Galaxy 22, with all of the bells and whistles, and my mom got the special edition iPhone 13 (the Red one) as she always does just a few months ago, and I got a Pixel 6 Pro almost a year ago (and while people throw flak at it, it's actually a really good phone, at least for me. It's very autism friendly, by happenstance. And it's got enough behind it that I can play games, so...) So the issue is definitely not between keyboard and chair, if that is being disputed.
@@nexus1g kind of like how roses smell but more sugary than perfume-y. I havent had the Turkish delights but ive had hard candies and syrups(meant for putting in drinks like teas or lemonade) lavender is also very lovely. Tbh i like the lavender more than the rose
I was playing a browser game called “krunker” and there was a hacker in it shooting through walls and instantly getting headshots I tried to vote kick him and it said “This player is too high a level to be vote kicked try reporting him.” I reported him and it said error. Thanks.
BANGER EMAKY love ur stuff man i try to make all my videos as funny as you and as good as u. u inspire me to create and postgreat content everyday love u man NO HOO
mollyace he went back to it, which shows me you watched half the video then made the comment. Only to feel stupid in about 15 sec of uploading this comment to see he went back
Its especially bad with like packaging that leads you to believe there is more in it than there is. It's just creating more plastic waste than if they just packaged it properly.
I was ordering from a restaurant the other night, I ordered: “surf and turf” which the site said was a premium steak and seafood. When it said seafood I simply assumed it meant lobster. It did cost me 100$. I got the food to find out it was a small, low quality steak, with a single crab-cake. Since when does 1 dry crab cake count as “premium seafood.
Damien: It's really surprising how much get's cut off by ads" TH-cam:...(Ad) "The moon doesn't only come out at night, introducing light sky from blue moon"
adblock - blocks ads adad - adds more ads adblockblock - blocks from blocking ads adblockblockadad - gives you more ads for trying to use adblock blockblockadblock - blocks ads and all blockers
6:00 The 'you need a rank to report someone' is probably just a case of 'you need to have actually played a game or two' in order to prevent mass reporting by fake accounts.
actually, no. sorry if this is a bit late, but i'm pretty sure its on minecraft server "Mineplex" where you do, indeed, have to pay for iron rank, the rank needed to report. :/
Every time I find a pay-to-use bathroom in a place I paid to enter (or one that’s publicly open but too expensive or really gross) I am required to jump the barricades just to protest against it, it’s disgusting. Failing that, I will pee on your god damn barrier.
School: _lockdown announcement_ Ads: *ima end this mans whole announcement* holy moly chicken bolonge thank you for the likes and i bring you this song th-cam.com/video/h6DNdop6pD8/w-d-xo.html
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@@gregmcwest yeah its about 50 cents i think. but in greece you pay like an euro (its free for customers who already bought something at the gas station)
Hey damien, yes rose flavor is a thing in Turkish culture. The whole middle east uses "rose water" I do not know how it is extracted but its excellent to relieve stomach pain and doesn't taste bad.
It's a flavor that muslims also like even Asian muslims my mom would make a syrupy drink with lemon and shes usually make this during eid or Ramadan that's what I know
Its a difficult process: they are gathering special roses and then its going through a process and from that you are getting very expensive oil and water. I am from bulgaria and the "candy" is named lokum.
Yeah. In North Africa we use it too in candy, sweets and coffee. Also just to rub yourself with it to smell nice. But we also have water from other Flowers. And we too have lokum. I think you can find it everywhere where the ottoman empire had some influence.
11:32 the most upsetting moment in my life was finding one of these games and managing to both beat the first part and win at the claw machine. Only to have my mother throw away the orange gator stuffed animal I got because " stuffed animals are for girls" I now obsessively buy stuffed animals anytime I go to a store
3:07 Buttons like aux and phone are included standard in some cars, but their function costs extra. So basically, they give you an aux button, but you have to pay for the port.
The car doesn't have an aux function if there isn't an aux port. The just keep the button there because its cheaper to only manufacture one button vs to. Its not that the car already has an aux function but you have to pay extra to enable it, the car doesn't have an aux function but they just leave the button there because its cheaper.
I watch all these r/ videos on repeat at 1am trying to get rid of that lonely black void feeling in my chest. Thanks for being there Emkay, you make my nights slightly less miserable 💯👌
Girls don't need pockets to stay in the kitchen and wash clothes. Their husbands do to carry their keys to go to work and carry their wallets to give money to their wives.
7:44 I have bluestacks on my computer and I learned that no matter what whether you click right on the X or not it still sends you to the app store regardless
Price tags on shelves generally will have a "$ per unit" part on them (i.e.: $0.05 per oz), so you can get a better idea of whether you're getting your money's worth. You'd be surprised how many 'family sized' things actually cost _more_ than the regular size.
Everything in the store is only $1.00. They have normal things and crappy things. Some stores have freezers and you can get things like very thin steaks for only $1.
Damien: **tries to trick us with a fake loading thing** me who has seen it before: *don’t try to trick me with that witch, I was there when it was written*
I don't know if it's more chaotic good or lawful evil thing to do But I lean more towards chaotic good, since then you get a coupon that you can redeem for 50 cents discount in the related shop
*Gets Fake buffering*
*Gets actual buffering at the same time*
Me: Are you freaking kidding me
That was my experience. I was waiting the whole video for game buffering, only to realize that mine was doubled
F
I'm on my phone so no
Prepare for trouble and make it double
@@mangor8543 to protect the world from devastation
EmKay: makes fake loading buffering in intro
Me: laughs in different type of buffering on mobile
I actually 10 seconded back lol
Same
Android has that
Me: laughs in low res video
Radi4ted Virus (laughs in dial-up)
That intro was evil
Wait DID HE JUST MAKE ME THINK MY VIDEO WAS BUFFERING!?!?
Nisse Nass lol i thought my internet was slow!
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I actually rebooted my router because I thought the internet went down because of that damn intro
WAIT WAIT WAIT SO MY VIDEO *WASN'T* BUFFERING
*Gets fake buffered*
Me: “you have become the very thing you swore to mock”
@@claudiasouza737 it’s a fucking joke
@@claudiasouza737 damn
they deleted their comments
HES TO DAGEROUSE TO BE KEPT ALIVE!
@@claudiasouza737 ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ sᴀʏ?
Emkay: puts in fake buffering screen
Me: laughs in mobile device
lol i on mobile too xD
Buff Plankton fix’s your grammar EmKay: *puts in crusty buffering screen*
fix my grammer
yuppp
Buff Plankton fix’s your grammar oh crap I thought you were like laughs in Spanish like one of those like mobile device was a language it took me a second
editor: fake buffering screen
me: YOUR EFFORTS SHALL NOT STOP ME, AS I AM A MOBILE USER !!
Taltzi me 2 XD
Same
Thou shall'nt decieve me
whys that matter
Hmmm... r/foundthemobileuser
*you fool you tricked me with that thing in the beginning*
YOU STOLE MY COMMENT
thatemptyvoid you stole my comment
BISH
Me too lolz
Same lmao
emkay inserts fake buffer circle
me with crappy internet : wow thats moving a lot faster
Lol same
Say trash if your trash
@@braydentbh9658 trash 4mb 400kb-1mb 100$
who da heck uses a school mascot as a profile picture
besides schools
EmKay: Uses fake buffers
Me: Is on mobile
Also me: gets tricked anyways
Same-
Same
Same
Same
Same
EmKay: makes fake loading buffering in intro
Me: Has youtube in default view
I BELIVED IT AHGGGG
542 likes 2 comments
@@esthom28 3
@@stoatthemammal 4
@@yug6488 6
Actualy ads makes me less inclined to buy the product.
Same, GET OFF MY SCREEN I'M TRYING TO WATCH TH-cam
Nice
And same
Especially when they interrupt your relaxation time and are annoying.
Leonardo Resende Same here. Commercials interrupting TV and movies, and most ads in general, feel like instructions telling me how I should spend my money, and that's rude and insulting so I purposefully seek competing brands as best I can, but I'm also aware that advertizing influences us on a subconscious level, by design, so I'm sure I still adhere to certain advertising notions just by nature of how they're designed specifically to psychologically take advantage of us. It just can't be ignored 'completely.'
Idk how humans still put up with ads on tv. I recently watched a show on TV after several years without cable, just Netflix only, and the ads are absolutely brutal when you're not accustomed to an interruption every five to ten minutes
6:03 Fun yet shitty fact. The "Genuine Leather" claim may be legal if that thin top layer is actual leather. I mean you may as well have bough fake leather as it will probably fall apart just as fast.
Emkay: it's a pocket full of lies
Me: women's jeans, everybody
XD
Just buy men’s jeans
Norii
Then buy a size that fits. Boom problem solved
I hate trying on men's jeans. They're so uncomfortable to me.
E L S A D I E S I N E N D G A M E
Then find comfortable pants
9:32 that sign under the 8$. Oh god. Talk about being real shady about that one.
RIGHT
OH MY GOOOODDDDDD
It $5 Fat Free
He missed it
@@Alfaomegabravo I don't blame him
Lmao, that “Asshole design” with the loading at the beginning was gold.
That’s the point you stupid bimbo (that was a joke)
say sike right now
For a sec I though that the video was loading
"You have to disable adblock to read certain sites"
me just deleting the HTML popup against adblockers :D
Can you tell me your secrets? I tried and it deleted the entire page after right clicking on it and selecting inspect.
You have lightning symbol that can delete things. Just click on the adblock icon
@@progect3548 a late reply, but from what I tried, that rarely works since most of the sites make their website basically an image with the pop up, so even if u remove it, you can't do anything in it
But if u want to, you should look around more in the inspect menu, a site is like layers stacked on top of each other, so just find that layet
0:10 You had me in the first half, not gonna lie
Lmao I thought that was real until I read this
I've had Internet issues over the last couple days so I didn't even realise till I saw this
NorthDE Mapping did you notice that if you watch it on your phone it's off centre?
I kept clicking and wondered what you mean
@@germansniper5277 Sehr sehr schlau
Emkay: uses fake buffering
Me who has removed every animation on phone: "I am invincible"
ShadowYeeter 321
@@rikkka what
ShadowYeeter 321
@@TB-ky4ge 123
ShadowYeeter 123
The loading thing : loads
Me : that's cute
I legit thought it was real. Because I have bad internet
@@liza3086 give us a better one format if you don't like this one. Also don't delete your comment
I always fall for those but somehow I didn’t this time
That shit got me too many times... you asshole
it's too big to be real
Rose is a common international flavor used in many parts of the world. Rose water isn't even real hard to find at larger American grocery stores.
and it tastes good too :D
Yeah, i was on a shop and saw white cute candies and when i asked, they told me they were rose flavor :O
Yes I loved these candies my friend used to give them to me :D
"911, what's your emergency?"
PLEASE, HELP, THERE'S A ROBBERY-
*"GET YOUR IPHONE 11 NOW IN STORES"*
Thats a great comment and all but I have some very important-
SWITCH TO T-MOBILE FOR A FREE IPHONE 11!!!
Thank you for calling 911.
Please create a premium account to place a call.
Alternatively, you can listen to a 2 hour ad.
Please, view our ads view our ads view our ads view our ads view our ads view our ads view our ads view our ads view our ads view our ads view our ads view our ads view our ads view our ads view our ads view our ads view our ads view our ads view our ads view our ads
Imagine if phone numbers could be sponsored in return for money, like one day you just call a friend and you hear "This phone number is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends"
@@wta1518 remove the ads, add a “or we will send the opposite of whatever you need” and ea owns it.
The full conversation:
"911, What's your emergency?"
Help me, I'm being robbed at the corner of-
"GET THE NEW IPHONE 11 IN STORES NOW"
Um, that's great and all, but I'm bleeding out, so I could use some-
"Trust me, you'll want a iPhone 11"
please... help...
*call ends*
Fact: TH-cam will automatically lower the quality to the lowest (usually 144p) when your wifi goes down by one bar, instead of slightly lowering it.
And with how crap the relationship between my wifi and my phone is, that's a weekly issue at best. Usually about daily... Ugh.
Mines do the opposite
I set my quality not have it on auto.
Everyday atleast twice the internet does a small dip, then after 15 minutes it’s fine, but it’s not fine when I’m creeper farming in a field
That has me remembering shit wifi moments on streams
Emkay: The cheapest one is $8
The $5 bit hiding right under the $8: thanks big bro $8
Dice Gaming thought I was the only one who noticed 😭
Ashton Draws your not alone I was so mad when he didn’t see it
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one
I noticed it at once when I looked at it... Their trying to hide their lowest price and want them to pay more!
i saw that too lol
( Before Pandemic )
I went into a fast food to eat something, and i noticed there was _NO_ chairs, only tables
The reason is for the previous people to get out for new costumers
I had to eat there because i was starving, what a sad morning.
I read this as “A shoe design”
Unicorn Fost3r same
I read it as A shole design
Bad shoe design
A-ole setidn
Same
"pocket full of lies" female clothing at its finest
nice profile pic 👌
noice
yay... a gacha fan...
True
@@ohimfinnadie thanks
Just a heads up, that genuine leather one IS Genuine leather. "Genuine Leather" is a grade of leather... and is the lowest grade you can get, its essentially a super thin slice of leather glued down to material. Full grain or Top Grain leather are what you want to look for. top grain being lower grade than full grain. Just a PSA for y'all
hmm actually useful
So even top grain isn't actually the top. :(
@@rosiefay7283 Top grain basically is sanded, smoothed and stamped to create a more uniform look, it is still a quality leather, and sometimes better than full grain for some applications as it can be more consistent in appearance, but yeah
Thx! This is makes me happy, just a person trying to be helpful.
So, what grade is the lowest that's 100% leather?
EmKay: puts fake buffering
Me with 5G internet: nice try
Lucky
Damm, in my town they are scared of it
@@Yaboibarel oH nO!! cHANGE!1!!!!11!
I got an iPhone 8 no 5G
5G internet? Where is your dealer? Is he hiding at the back of Wegmans or what?
I live in NY, which is where 5G is supposed to be rolling out priority (I'm not in NYC, so I didn't have it immediately, but we were supposed to get it quickly as a "high population area") and even when I get the random 5Gwb Signal instead of the 5G, it runs slow as shit.
I'm almost tempted to say it's slower than 4G LTE. It's impossible, I know, since 5G is supposed to hold more people despite a shorter radius, but somehow, I remember getting more service and faster load-up time from Chrome or a game when it was 4G than this 5G crap.
It's gotten to the point where my stepdad, who has a 5G enabled phone, will make sure his phone prioritizes 4G if we need GPS since 5G shits itself with his phone so often.
Edit: Btw, since I know it will be asked, no, we don't have shit phones or shit service. We have Verizon (although I'm thinking about splitting from the plan and going to AT&T if I can since Verizon doesn't allow rooting... for some stupid fucking reason, since everyone else does) and we pay for the top plan, the top Unlimited plan at that, and all of our phones are the top ones. My stepdad has the Samsung Galaxy 22, with all of the bells and whistles, and my mom got the special edition iPhone 13 (the Red one) as she always does just a few months ago, and I got a Pixel 6 Pro almost a year ago (and while people throw flak at it, it's actually a really good phone, at least for me. It's very autism friendly, by happenstance. And it's got enough behind it that I can play games, so...) So the issue is definitely not between keyboard and chair, if that is being disputed.
12:39 - yes, they are rose flavored and you'd be surprised at how good they actually taste!!
I've had them, they're really good!
I grew up eating rose flavored Turkish delight and lemme tell you, it was B O M B
So what is "rose flavored" exactly? Obviously roses themselves don't taste good, so how does it taste then?
@@nexus1g kind of like how roses smell but more sugary than perfume-y. I havent had the Turkish delights but ive had hard candies and syrups(meant for putting in drinks like teas or lemonade) lavender is also very lovely. Tbh i like the lavender more than the rose
I've never had one but can already taste it and ur right
9:36 I genuinely laughed so hard when Damien didn't realize there was a hidden 5$ one
Ya same
Fat free lol
9:50
@@meevins Yeah I already watched the video till the end. It's still funny he didn't see it the first time
I CANT LIKE THIS.. I DONT WANNA RUIN THE 69
You thought you’d get me with the fake buffer... no... I am on mobile you fool!
...you still can get buffering... on mobile...lol
Jeezes_ _Krizzz they might have an apple, an apple phone buffering is different from android
XD it tricked me tho and im on mobile
The fake buffer darkens slowly
I caught it because the audio didn’t line up 100% just a bit out of sync
I was playing a browser game called “krunker” and there was a hacker in it shooting through walls and instantly getting headshots I tried to vote kick him and it said “This player is too high a level to be vote kicked try reporting him.” I reported him and it said error. Thanks.
Ouch
I am feeling with you
i am in pain for you
Ima stroke now
@@basilbat273 what the f***
Yeah Dylan, you can't do that... you can't skip your lunch.
Wait- your name
BANGER EMAKY love ur stuff man i try to make all my videos as funny as you and as good as u. u inspire me to create and postgreat content everyday love u man NO HOO
I didn't
I will do your lunch.
FbI NoiSe InTensIfies
His name is damien
"How can I close my EA Account?"
- be toxic brat
- being hacker
- Enter Phishing Website > fill real password and usernames
- Advertise NSFW link
You might have outsmarted me, but i outsmarted your outsmarting
in the cow-car wash-thing, the lowest price option is hidden at the bottom underneath the bushes, rated at $5 and called 'Fat Free"
mollyace he went back to it, which shows me you watched half the video then made the comment. Only to feel stupid in about 15 sec of uploading this comment to see he went back
Toomz05 yeah i noticed that after i posted the comment
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@candy-scorn Why don't you delete the comment then?
Felix Roux exactly
Was hoping it wasn’t only me
everyone: talking about the fake buffering
me: skipped past the intro-
Good job, soldier.
Some of these actually qualify as False or Misleading Advertising, which is illegal in civilised countries.
That doesn’t mean they won’t find a way to bypass the law
@@seandra82 especially if they're a big company
I am the NICE like
Pffft you think corporations follow the law
Its especially bad with like packaging that leads you to believe there is more in it than there is. It's just creating more plastic waste than if they just packaged it properly.
(Fake buffering screen
"You were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them!"
[comment deleted for being unfunny]
“Sir, I am in a car accident” is the best sentence ever
haha so funny 😐
Let me tell you about SKILLSHARE
"DUDE I AM F*CKING DYING"
"You are under arrest for yelling at a police officer"
**dies**
With our promo code you can get a 15% dollar discount for 3 months
I was ordering from a restaurant the other night, I ordered: “surf and turf” which the site said was a premium steak and seafood. When it said seafood I simply assumed it meant lobster. It did cost me 100$. I got the food to find out it was a small, low quality steak, with a single crab-cake.
Since when does 1 dry crab cake count as “premium seafood.
Damien: It's really surprising how much get's cut off by ads"
TH-cam:...(Ad) "The moon doesn't only come out at night, introducing light sky from blue moon"
Really called out the actual ad there
Get Adblocked
“You can’t have Adblock to read Forbes.”
**LAUGHS IN UBLOCK ORIGIN**
@Mudkip909 but uBlock has an “element zapper” that can just delete the adblocker blocker.
adblock - blocks ads
adad - adds more ads
adblockblock - blocks from blocking ads
adblockblockadad - gives you more ads for trying to use adblock
blockblockadblock - blocks ads and all blockers
@@Chmze799 i am confused
@@wta1518 wait what now
haha i have no such weakness
6:00 The 'you need a rank to report someone' is probably just a case of 'you need to have actually played a game or two' in order to prevent mass reporting by fake accounts.
actually, no. sorry if this is a bit late, but i'm pretty sure its on minecraft server "Mineplex" where you do, indeed, have to pay for iron rank, the rank needed to report. :/
what he said
^
@@fuck_handles_ Incorrect. Its cubecraft. I don't exactly play on Mine plex but they may have the same mechanic
@@DonaldDahl woah, this was 6 months ago. Anyways yea, I haven't been on either in a while so you may be righy
Nope theyre paid ranks.
9:30, got to love that the Reader missed the FAT FREE option for $5 behind the bottom of the $8 low fat sign.
underrated
He said it right after
damien?
The way hair used to be but now and always and forever and in two weeks when use as directed
are you okay
👍
Thats like the only add I see anymore, and I think im going insane.
What the fuck
How do i read this shit
0:10 I was just like "MOM! THE WIFIS DOWN" and then I I realised and died.
Peepsil GamePlayer me too 😂
you have wifi? i have to go to my friend just to get 100mb of data
You yell at your mom when it buffers for 5 sec?
Me too
No Seafood dude 100mbps is fast
laughs in ublock, oh how the turns have tabled
table have turns the how ohd
sorry? 🤷🏻♂️❔❔
@@Chmze799 wtf
@@Chmze799
You good bro?
AHAHAH NOW IM THE ONE GETTING PAID TO NOT WATCH ADS AHAHAH
Omg, I’m so f-ing dumb, I read the title as: “sholedesigns” and I’m like what does that mean? It says a$$holedesigns I-
Uhh
as: shole
12:32 actually, rose flavor is really good ive tried it and multiple other turkish delights
they are in finland too! for sum reason lol
true
Pomegranate flavor is awesome tho
This is kinda random, but I laugh Every time I see the words Turkish delights and Idk why
What are turkish delights?
9:40 the $5 dollars at the bottom: *hehehe these fools will never know*
i saw it and scrolled down to see your comment to check if anyone had found out.
he literally mention it later...
Same
@@some_dude_maybe timestamp
@@PatriotAnimates 9:51 -.-
“95% lies, 25% disappointment and 13% the actual thing you bought!”
*Welcome to math 101 with Damien*
He's just trying to blend in.
Geoman265 with who?
@@DaniGleenberg Advertisements
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oh
Every time I find a pay-to-use bathroom in a place I paid to enter (or one that’s publicly open but too expensive or really gross) I am required to jump the barricades just to protest against it, it’s disgusting. Failing that, I will pee on your god damn barrier.
School: _lockdown announcement_
Ads: *ima end this mans whole announcement*
holy moly chicken bolonge thank you for the likes and i bring you this song
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@@anarchyandempires5452 "Woper"
The fuff?
This is not a dr- but first our sponsor raid shadow legends and know back to our annosment
Now we all have our school drills but if you need drills in rpgs then let me introduce our sponsor raid shadow legends
Fyi: A euro is more than a dollar. so the ATM would be charging 40$+
$71.20 New Zealand dollar
H*ly shit
@@nevergonnaupload Holy fuuuuuuu
@@cewla3348 lmao
@@tylersprik15 Ikr
i got buffering over the fake buffering... i was confused
edit : yeah paying for bathrooms is a thing in my country
Stefan Technologies what
Dude, where are your from , in my Country we have to pay too
@@gregmcwest yeah its about 50 cents i think. but in greece you pay like an euro (its free for customers who already bought something at the gas station)
i bet you're from austria
@@Cinder_3OD nope, serbia
7:26 So basically a Boxing Game version of "Lose:Lose"
The ''Rose Flavored Delight'' is actually a Turkish classic. You should try it. It tastes good. Trust me. I tried it.
With or without the full package 😅
It's not "turkey classic" it's "a Turkish classic"
@@UberBlackEagle Sorry, English isn't my first language
@@kantraa it's okay
@@matthewcool9893 it doesn't matter
Me: "Damian, it's under the Low Fa-"
9:51
Me: *_"Nevermind..."_*
Hey damien, yes rose flavor is a thing in Turkish culture. The whole middle east uses "rose water" I do not know how it is extracted but its excellent to relieve stomach pain and doesn't taste bad.
Some people make wine from it as well.
It's a flavor that muslims also like even Asian muslims my mom would make a syrupy drink with lemon and shes usually make this during eid or Ramadan that's what I know
Not all but many flowers are in fact fruits and have a sweet taste, thus the rose flavor. One of the best is lavender.
Its a difficult process:
they are gathering special roses and then its going through a process and from that you are getting very expensive oil and water. I am from bulgaria and the "candy" is named lokum.
Yeah. In North Africa we use it too in candy, sweets and coffee. Also just to rub yourself with it to smell nice. But we also have water from other Flowers. And we too have lokum. I think you can find it everywhere where the ottoman empire had some influence.
11:32 the most upsetting moment in my life was finding one of these games and managing to both beat the first part and win at the claw machine. Only to have my mother throw away the orange gator stuffed animal I got because " stuffed animals are for girls"
I now obsessively buy stuffed animals anytime I go to a store
thats rough
That's sad
3:07
Buttons like aux and phone are included standard in some cars, but their function costs extra. So basically, they give you an aux button, but you have to pay for the port.
The car doesn't have an aux function if there isn't an aux port. The just keep the button there because its cheaper to only manufacture one button vs to. Its not that the car already has an aux function but you have to pay extra to enable it, the car doesn't have an aux function but they just leave the button there because its cheaper.
@@pawelodziomek4908 Congratulations, you just restated what I said, but in more words.
@@catguy5425 oh sorry just didn't fully understand what you meant and thought you meant something else
5:56 that server is called "the cube" you're welcome
oh no cubecraft* (i think)
"give me my turkish delight"
"why would you want a rose flavoured candy?"
Oh Damien... oh hun... that's the point...
VocaloidSocks - rose used to be a very common flavoring before vanilla became more readily available. Used in cakes & such, it’s pretty similar.
@@Ajehy The real question that deserves to be asked is "Exactly what flavor is 'Original'?"
Rose flavour is really nice! I don’t understand why it sounds disgusting to others, and wasn’t the post pointing out how little you got?
@@obsie2267 because who eats flowers??
@@tidepodpadthai2633 many peoole! Turkish, british many other countries including japan!
8:55, that one makes sense. 2 cookie packs vs 4 cookie packs. More wrapping, more expensive.
I watch all these r/ videos on repeat at 1am trying to get rid of that lonely black void feeling in my chest. Thanks for being there Emkay, you make my nights slightly less miserable 💯👌
I was fooled by the loading thing for a second there.
Then I realized I’m on mobile
Which was also the time I realized I’m an idiot
Same
Same
Oh I just thought TH-cam changed the loading thing oops
same lol
Same xD
9:20
“It’s a pocket full of lies”
My pockets every day. It’s called being a girl
I feel u
@@NoahMilk62 is not sexist, is reality. OP is probably a girl venting because we don't have pockets but 'male' clothes do
Girls don't need pockets to stay in the kitchen and wash clothes.
Their husbands do to carry their keys to go to work and carry their wallets to give money to their wives.
@@Snecho Now THAT'S what you call sexist
Snecho least we got an extra rib
When you actually buffer when there's fake buffer
*put a ad in anything*
"Oh no, a fire!"
"Don't Worry, i have Fire Safety"
*ad plays*
"were screwed."
@Peytron Russ thanks...?
Btw you need to say ‘an ad’
Fake buffering: *Exist*
Everyone: They had us in the first half I'm not gonna lie
no
12:38 actually rose flavor is really good tho. Whe have rose jam as well an it’s super delicious
And most Turkish delight IS rose flavoured
It is actually made from rose petals and sugar, and I agree it is quite good.
I actually prefer the rose flavoured ones over others. Except natural. I kinda like 'em without extra flavouring tbh.
Yeah I know right! Rose flavour is amazing!
7:44 I have bluestacks on my computer and I learned that no matter what whether you click right on the X or not it still sends you to the app store regardless
Emkay: buffering
Me: the had us In the first half I’m not gonna lie
Didn't see you didn't made sense in the begining until I looked twice " *hAD uS iN tHe fIrst hAvE NoT GoNnA LiE* "
*laughs in mobile*
Honestly, I appreciate whoever designed the discrete shipping boxes.
Price tags on shelves generally will have a "$ per unit" part on them (i.e.: $0.05 per oz), so you can get a better idea of whether you're getting your money's worth. You'd be surprised how many 'family sized' things actually cost _more_ than the regular size.
Also I have a .99 store near me AND a rip-off coming soon called 99.
"companies have no moral"
i 100% agree
Dollar Tree: Literally everything is a dollar. Just mind tax.
Dollar general: WE CONQUER
The likes are nice by the time I’m posting this
Whats dollar tree?
Everything in the store is only $1.00. They have normal things and crappy things. Some stores have freezers and you can get things like very thin steaks for only $1.
I mean... C'mon man what isn't taxed in America. Is another 7 cents that hard to fork over?
11:30. That’s actually Aed, which means that it’s more like 25 dollar shipping. Still bad but not as bad
Damien: **tries to trick us with a fake loading thing**
me who has seen it before: *don’t try to trick me with that witch, I was there when it was written*
ok boomer
Trini Flux ok zoomer
Trini Flux they’re not a boomer, they’re a lion
Trini Flux
ok boomer
@@SultanAndPepper ok bloomer
8:23 in Germany you usually have to pay like 0.50 cents to go to public bathrooms but they are maintained and cleaned from the money
I don't know if it's more chaotic good or lawful evil thing to do
But I lean more towards chaotic good, since then you get a coupon that you can redeem for 50 cents discount in the related shop
I found a dollar store called everything two dollars
And every thing inside
Was two dollars
Walks inside and sees a 2 dollar bill sitting on the empty shelves
Daiso
Me: Goes to a dollar store
Sees that everything is 99 cents
Nice
Emkay: puts buffering in intro
Me: restarts wifi because I’m genuinely convinced my WiFi isn’t working
0:10
Me: Im on a microwave you can't fool me.
Im on a Nebraska furniture mart display refrigerator
Im clearly superior
I’m on my pottery barn xl blanket
im on a samsung washing machine
I’m on my apple pro stand
I'm on my Samsung heated blanket
In the beginning you almost got me with the buffering but I didn’t fall for it
Nobody
People in comments:
FAKE BUFFERING
Nobody:
Everybody in youtube comments:
"Nobody:
*insert thing here*:*insert another thing here*"
No
@@gotchathespider7850 I hate that meme
9:40 Secret 5 dollar option he didn’t see
Edit: nvm whoopsi he saw it later
that's why you have to watch the entire video before commenting.
idk, dude i mean, you dony have to, but sure.
The intro whyyyy I legit thought it was loading :D
bruh sameee
Wait it wasn't!?
He made me think my video was buffering, I had to check
Xetic same
I was like wait a minute... THAT LITTLE BASTARD LMAO XD
there was a store at my local mall that charges like 1 ero to use the bathroom and has candy to drag children in
When you wifi is so bad the buffering buffers
Edit: don’t like the comment where at 169 likes
Edit:well 269 we did it
No freaking way
this man has ascended
he is too dangerous to be kept alive
169th like 😏
Can't like because it's at 269 likes so here's my like
Emkay: uses internet buffers to try to trick me
Me: laughs in landline
💀 im dying
1:53 picture taken in romania, can tell tell by the currency on the price tags, i'm romanian and never seen this tho. weird.
It is either romania or moldova
Emkay: "makes fake buffering"
Me on pc: "gets fooled anyways"
People are soo stupid that they can't even go to settings and turn watermarks off, ah
Still an asshole design that you have to do that
plus, its a great frekin phone man
@@OfficialTygo what can you do against a guy who never used this device and loves iphones. :(
Its literally 1.5x as powerful as the iPhone XS and costs only 1/4 of the price. Close minded people man...
MY FRIEND GOT ME THAT EXACT JEWELRY BOX when I opened it she got so angry and apologized a lot 😭😂
Of you didnt tried rose flavoured turkish delight, you are missing a lot from life. The crappy desing is the packcing, not rose flavoured delight.
tanınmaz tanınmaz rose and lemon mix for me
I agree with you he do not know how absolutely beautiful it taste he make me mad in just one sentence.
IT'S SO GOOOOD OMG
Im not from turkey nor england so i have to get them shipped lol,
but 7$ aint bad
Damn i wanna try some turkish delight now
EmKay: puts fake buffer
SponsorBlock: laughs in automatic skip
“I know it looks a lot bigger, is that what you want?”
4:01 The joke is that they're shaped like airplanes on the bag, but they're just normal chocolates
i was about to be really pissed because i just foxed my wifi
Fixed*
No, foxed
I gotpissed because you typed "Foxed"
@@roguelettuce4842 Imagine getting pissed because you missed my joke.
i wolfed mine it increases the bandwidth 490x
i have t honest you got me with the buffering