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  • @anowhereguy2521
    @anowhereguy2521 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +5655

    This is actually taking place inside Rowan's subconsciousness. That's how he hope Alan's life is right now.

    • @difficult1003
      @difficult1003 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +186

      Genius plot twist. All those office jobs where Alan was working are just Rowan's feverish dreams.😂

    • @sandrosliske
      @sandrosliske 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +90

      I'd like to imagine that Rowan genuinely believes that Alan is struggling alone in the wilds, begging for him to come and save him.

    • @unitedhybrid187
      @unitedhybrid187 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      Would love this to be a plot twist.

    • @InconspicuousChap
      @InconspicuousChap 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      Yep, pretty likely. It's a world of Rowan.

    • @Crusina
      @Crusina 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      Good idea I hope it's true and he's just chilling being happy irl lol

  • @Funadin
    @Funadin 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +5356

    Is this Alan's new job?

    • @thevexoffender8197
      @thevexoffender8197 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +469

      No this is an alternate universe where everyone works in office

    • @TheTheKraven
      @TheTheKraven 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +237

      I just want Rowan to come barging in at some point and ask Alan what he is doing even tho office Rowan is literally in sight.
      Kinda like Baelin' and the Smithy being in the same shot

    • @lordfarquad7593
      @lordfarquad7593 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +107

      No this is just live footage from the new viva hq

    • @Mistercrispy56
      @Mistercrispy56 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +66

      In the end Rowan did say the whole point of the skit was that it was him the whole time so potentially Rowan has been hitman style stalking Alan like saying the grass ain’t greener on the other side boi. Also the thought of the world being some dystopian nightmare makes a lot of sense considering how customers in tech town have no power as the manager literally will eject them from the store

    • @weirdchick257
      @weirdchick257 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      Office Logic not Bored.

  • @thanesladek9901
    @thanesladek9901 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +954

    I dont say this of people often, but that acting of "You damaged company property" was exquisite. Subtle and nuanced to make it sadistic and creepy as hell. Kudos

    • @levayv
      @levayv 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      It's easter-egg from the previous episodes

    • @thanesladek9901
      @thanesladek9901 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      @@levayv Well, yeah lol. That's not really relevant though.

    • @Random84530
      @Random84530 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      That little glimmer of joy on her face. Damn.

    • @goaway7346
      @goaway7346 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      She wasn't acting.

    • @mometbuchner4757
      @mometbuchner4757 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Rhi is incredibly talented :)

  • @christodd4545
    @christodd4545 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +226

    This is meant to be a compliment but whoever played the soulless corporate bureaucrat really put it over the top. I got chills down the back of my neck 🤣

    • @NightLancerX
      @NightLancerX 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      have you damaged company property, Chris Todd? :]

    • @thunder5631
      @thunder5631 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      It's Rhi McCall. If I presume the name to be right!! She's an amazing actor

  • @origirindra1590
    @origirindra1590 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1465

    "You damaged company's property..."
    That delivery sends shivers down to my spine.

    • @sasukeuchiha998
      @sasukeuchiha998 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

      My employer said the same thing when their computer in the 1990s was being forced to run Windows 10 and stopped turning on.

    • @szabodaniel18
      @szabodaniel18 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      In Playtechverse, damaging company property can lead two possible end points: pay cut or close into "think what you have done" room, based on Rowan's actual mood. Or if you are Ellie, you can get reward, payrise for sure.

    • @alperm5321
      @alperm5321 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      but you are the company property

    • @jeremysimmonsDotNet
      @jeremysimmonsDotNet 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      if only she'd had a cctv with the feed from his desk over her shoulder...

    • @WildStuff
      @WildStuff 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Imagine if he dropped a pen!

  • @k.j.hastings
    @k.j.hastings 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +946

    Sad thing is I've worked in places where they did similar things. We needed gloves and needed them to be thin yet sturdy for the work we did. We bought Oakley gloves because those fit our requirements perfectly. The approving officer would not okay the purchase we'd already made. Said they didn't need to be Oakley. She wanted proof the PPE was required. I sent OSHA's regulation that it was the shop supervisor's job (me) to determine safety requirements.
    We were using the darn things for 6 months while she argued and wasted my time, my supervisor's time, and my supervisor's supervisor's time, thus costing far more in salary of all of us trying to convince her to approve the purchase. Eventually, it got to the point where our division head talked to her division head and it was approved with her still mumbling about wasting funds.
    Cost of the gloves for our shop was $150. Cost in time wasted due to her was over $700.

    • @StardustLegacyFighter
      @StardustLegacyFighter 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +124

      I can't stand ppl like that, it's as if they think it's going to be deducted right out of their salary.

    • @AlexandruVoda
      @AlexandruVoda 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +71

      The obstructionism is the point.

    • @bultvidxxxix9973
      @bultvidxxxix9973 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +47

      These things are often politics. Salaries are payed from a different pot of money, so they don't matter. Even though it hurts the company overall.

    • @TheKrister2
      @TheKrister2 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +72

      ​@@fred_derf Company politics has everything to do with this.

    • @IchigoMait
      @IchigoMait 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      She was just being stupd and doesn't understand what certain things are used for and thinks everything should be done by her logic only, even if she has 0 experience in anything.

  • @o4komodo
    @o4komodo 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +71

    This hits close to home. When I was working retail there was a point where we weren't allowed to print more than 20 pages a week. Yet manager weekly meetings would dictate we print our reports which were 50+ pages.
    We weren't allowed to order toilet paper, soap, air fresheners and other detergents because we were also given a monthly ration as well as a monthly internal budget.
    We went through like 7 or so CEOs that year and ultimately bankrupted soon after.

    • @monad_tcp
      @monad_tcp 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      I can imagine clients going to the bathroom to empty toilet paper, no soap and stink and just deciding meh on the sales.

    • @NightLancerX
      @NightLancerX 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I wander why XD

    • @TheAlchaemist
      @TheAlchaemist วันที่ผ่านมา

      " and ultimately bankrupted" wow, you definitely used too much detergent then!

  • @Jayesci
    @Jayesci 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +277

    the single staple being inserted into the stapler was anxiety beyond comprehension.

  • @awnage
    @awnage 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +662

    0:52 The whiteboard has "Avoid Unnecessary Eye-Contact", "Ensure Productivity is Maximized", and "Smile You're On Camera". Just your typical motivations.

    • @BaldyTheOnlyOne
      @BaldyTheOnlyOne 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      And in the glare of the light reflection top right corner I think it says "No touching company property without prior authorization"

    • @hezepe
      @hezepe 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      A good manager knows how to motivate his employees, but of coarse Alan knows about good managers

    • @AQ-nr2el
      @AQ-nr2el 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Its Rowan.
      Its always been Rowan.

    • @iambicpentakill971
      @iambicpentakill971 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Avoid Unnecessary Eye-Contact sounds pretty nice, actually

    • @thomgizziz
      @thomgizziz 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@iambicpentakill971 Sounds like a dystopia. Telling you what to do. You are a good little NPC.

  • @itsNyroc
    @itsNyroc 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +3393

    Rowan always being there everywhere Alan goes is a plot I can get behind

    • @InconspicuousChap
      @InconspicuousChap 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      There are not many people involved in filming you know...

    • @Soba64
      @Soba64 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      ​@@InconspicuousChap I'm sure they are aware and this is not what they were saying..

    • @JAKEAVALON-rg8xm
      @JAKEAVALON-rg8xm 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      So do i

    • @korstiaanakse1
      @korstiaanakse1 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Is because Alan is in hell he can escape it this is his torture

    • @bobcricket4873
      @bobcricket4873 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      I bet it was Rowan in the security guard suit ;)

  • @Futz_the_Futzbulous
    @Futz_the_Futzbulous 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +64

    Alan's facial expressions make him the perfect person for this kind of skits

    • @UmatsuObossa
      @UmatsuObossa 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Just subtly horrified.

  • @_PITBOY
    @_PITBOY 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    This is great,
    love the monotone grey tones, the wardrobes, the hair the face covered armed guards in black ... everything to create an awesome dystopian corporate landscape. And Rhiannon McCall as the key corporate contact is perfect.
    there are soo many storylines to run from here. Office supplies are just the start.
    What about corporal punishment for black shoe soles, marking the floor.
    The delivery guy who can arrive and deliver the envelope, but can never leave; Byron Coll.
    and something to do with the microchip implanted in staffs neck that shocks them when needing to take a bathroom break.
    ... so many stories.

  • @shavedwookie699
    @shavedwookie699 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1919

    It's nice getting these "Behind The Scenes" at VLDL.

    • @rocket_treks3568
      @rocket_treks3568 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +53

      Such a good comment

    • @VivaLaDirtLeague
      @VivaLaDirtLeague  23 วันที่ผ่านมา +314

      Finally you guys get to see some VLDL BTS!

    • @n4thb4dc0
      @n4thb4dc0 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      I was gonna say that 😂

    • @Battleschelm
      @Battleschelm 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@VivaLaDirtLeague yes please.

    • @uhohhotdog
      @uhohhotdog 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      😂

  • @dsay5672
    @dsay5672 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +465

    Poke the holes with the ruined staple onto the staple marks, and insert the ruined staple onto the holes, reshape and bend the staple. Done.

    • @jersmont1309
      @jersmont1309 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +152

      Did you really think you could get away with unofficial modification of Company Property @dsay5672? Unfortunately that's going to be a pay cut.

    • @ipatates
      @ipatates 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +50

      ​​@@jersmont1309 *massive** pay cut

    • @MrDiaxus
      @MrDiaxus 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

      ​@jersmont1309 Did you really think you could get away with only giving @dsay5672 a pay cut @jersmont1309? That's going to be a half day's ration.

    • @marin8141
      @marin8141 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      ​​@@MrDiaxusUnfortunately it would seem that both you and @dsay5672 have exceeded the two sentence company standard maximum for formal response. Please proceed to my department for assesment and repercussion.

    • @clray123
      @clray123 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      Surely they have another dedicated staff member who controls the quality of stapling.

  • @shadowrodney
    @shadowrodney 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

    lol there are some places where there is an atmosphere like that. I would have just said something like "You want the work done? Give me more staples, if not then keep the staples." At that point your productivity lies in their hands and if anyone complains you can refer to the one in charge of supply.

    • @srellison561
      @srellison561 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      I had a friend who worked at a place that didn't even allow you to use the restroom if it wasn't your break time. If it was an emergency, you needed a supervisor's okay, if you could find one. If you were even 1 minute late from lunch or a break, they would dock you 30 minutes of pay. I told her she should try to find a better company to work for. Eventually, she did.

    • @jamiedorsey4167
      @jamiedorsey4167 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      @@srellison561 I can imagine if I worked there I'd pee in my pants and walk around unashamedly and I'd take the extra half hour for lunch if I'm being docked anyway. I'm sure I'd be fired immediately.

  • @Lordpoliticallyincorrect
    @Lordpoliticallyincorrect 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    *- I need staples please*
    *- So you've chosen death !*

  • @xitaris5981
    @xitaris5981 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +191

    So the ration of staples he got in January was 2 staples???? What a legend for making them last 6 months.

    • @Herbert_Eder
      @Herbert_Eder 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      But then - how on Gods green Earth was he surprised when he ran out of staples!?

    • @xitaris5981
      @xitaris5981 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@Herbert_Eder I was wondering that too

    • @monad_tcp
      @monad_tcp 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      I would be going to the archives to remove staples from the old documents, no one will miss them.

    • @Herbert_Eder
      @Herbert_Eder 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      @@monad_tcp Destruction of company property! That's a massive paycut right there!

    • @tranquilthoughts7233
      @tranquilthoughts7233 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@Herbert_Eder Only if he gets caught.

  • @DahVoozel
    @DahVoozel 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +161

    Company: Strict use of office supplies policy to save money.
    Also Company: Requires paper reports and lengthy justifications for basic supplies.

    • @bramvanduijn8086
      @bramvanduijn8086 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      The reason for stuff like that is usually because those things come out of different budgets, which tells you a lot about how companies function.
      You want new chairs, new laptops, new keyboards, and mice for the entire department? No problem.
      You want solar panels on the roof? "Don't be absurd, we don't have the budget for that!"
      But these pay themselves back, how can you not have the budget to make money?

    • @Redhotquagmire
      @Redhotquagmire 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@bramvanduijn8086 Because we're all stupid. Everybody's stupid, and the world is screwed. Ain't it great? Lol

    • @snyperwulffgaming9575
      @snyperwulffgaming9575 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Checks out, typical SOP Of a Company.

    • @NightLancerX
      @NightLancerX 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Redhotquagmire not when it this close to taste nuke-cola without opening Fallout-_-

  • @Fiasco3
    @Fiasco3 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +64

    I worked for a government department and the person in charge of the office supplies was like this a power-tripping miser. They got sick and I got put in charge so I became Santa giving out as much as I could making sure everyone got what gear they needed before the miser returned.

    • @bernicemarie7243
      @bernicemarie7243 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      I got to do an office supply order once. I did it another person signed off I bought myself so many pens... They always walk off.

    • @monad_tcp
      @monad_tcp 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      I imagine you increased the productivity a lot during that time. That will never click on the head of those miserable people that only think about costs, not cost related to what's accomplished.

    • @bradwynarts7047
      @bradwynarts7047 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      ​@@monad_tcpIf it can't be quantified by logging on a computer to note it, it doesn't help productivity in these morons minds. It's truly unbelievable to me.

    • @testedTransgressor
      @testedTransgressor 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      The funniest thing is, all of it can be claimed back on tax anyway 😂😂

    • @asdf42042
      @asdf42042 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@monad_tcp still, too much office theft. Right when summer holidays are around the corner, all of a sudden sugar satchets, plastic cups and stirrers and toilet paper 'disappears' a lot faster than usual.

  • @sindex
    @sindex 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +47

    "Do you think staples grow on trees?"
    "No, I assume they're made in factories." 😂

    • @Evan-nl4gt
      @Evan-nl4gt 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Yeah, that's what was said. Good job?

    • @xFlareLeon
      @xFlareLeon 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@Evan-nl4gt Yeah, you correctly affirmed what everyone else knew. Good job?

  • @ScytheNoire
    @ScytheNoire 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +289

    Really nailed the dystopian horror vibe with the lighting, camera angles, and colouring.

    • @themightymutt5213
      @themightymutt5213 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      And that music was chilling!

    • @leegaul2161
      @leegaul2161 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Any given office during the 80s.

    • @TheRageEnterprise
      @TheRageEnterprise 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@leegaul2161no an office in the 80’s would be brown af

    • @leegaul2161
      @leegaul2161 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@TheRageEnterprise You guys got brown? I guess different nations were inspired differently by that Mamas and Papas song. All the leaves are brown and the skies are grey. I got the latter.

    • @amysantee
      @amysantee 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It’s got Severance vibes

  • @planetbob6703
    @planetbob6703 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1426

    Of course nobody expected that to be Rowan! He was wearing even more than the other characters!

    • @olegkarpenko3142
      @olegkarpenko3142 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      Did you mean "more than the other peasants"?

    • @ordermind
      @ordermind 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@olegkarpenko3142 Rowan is not a peasant, he's got manager's privileges.

    • @demogorghon
      @demogorghon 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      ​@@olegkarpenko3142I think his point was that if the video can have a half naked person, Rowan will be there.

    • @zoliking
      @zoliking 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      You didn't expect it to be Rowan, I called it as I was watching and just didn't expect it to be confirmed by the video. :P Be careful with absolute quantifiers there :D

    • @berrytentacled3247
      @berrytentacled3247 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@zoliking same here dude, I was like, hmmm I wonder who that is, I bet it’s Rowan or Ben, and BOOM, few seconds later, my first tip came true

  • @TheBioChemics
    @TheBioChemics 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    ...and that's how the rebellion started. With one, accidentally mangled staple.

  • @kalonengel
    @kalonengel 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    2:39 is EASILY my favourite part 🤣🤣 "..........*smirks evilly* "you damaged company property" hahahaha

    • @Notion752
      @Notion752 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The frame right there’s even better 😂

  • @Auris_Foxen
    @Auris_Foxen 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +374

    2:39 the subtle glee on rhi's face oh my gosh she's such a good actress

    • @Serlock4869
      @Serlock4869 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      She's acting here? /s

    • @apache1234657
      @apache1234657 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      werid watching this after the sustainable homes show on tv one

    • @lupaswolfshead9971
      @lupaswolfshead9971 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      what makes you believe she is "acting" mwahahah

  • @InconspicuousChap
    @InconspicuousChap 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +236

    Orwell in "1984": total surveillance, mind control, shortage of very basic supplies for life, no sex, endless world war.
    VLDL in 2024: hold our beer.

    • @guldandawarlock
      @guldandawarlock 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      Finally reading that book! Years ago I would have felt it was highly imaginative. Nowadays it doesn't seem like much of a stretch of the imagination.

    • @lynnharper308
      @lynnharper308 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Here in America the fascist Republican party is making our country 1984 😕

    • @Wolf-fighter
      @Wolf-fighter 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      that orwell 1984 sounds like modern times from woke crap . and german politics from the green party

    • @danduv774
      @danduv774 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​​@@lynnharper308Typical Democrat. You actually think you're the good guy in Orwell's book? Remind me, which party has been increasing the power of the federal government for the last 100 years?

    • @ichanmich
      @ichanmich 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@Wolf-fighter seems you read the wrong book then. hard to believe you missed the point that badly

  • @swinfough
    @swinfough 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    This was actually very entertaining. The acting was on point and it created a stable sense of tension; that overbearing dread that something bad might happen. Good skit.

  • @DeerKoden
    @DeerKoden 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    "Papers, please" gets a new meaning to it.

  • @longshaanksarcade
    @longshaanksarcade 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +657

    The hallway radio noise made me instantly go back to half life 2

    • @ZyloxDragon1
      @ZyloxDragon1 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      That was what I was thinking as well

    • @Funkytrip73
      @Funkytrip73 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      And to Handmaids tale. Every time a guard is shown, the radio noise can be heard.

    • @seekuh9095
      @seekuh9095 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      SWAT 4

    • @VivaLaDirtLeague
      @VivaLaDirtLeague  23 วันที่ผ่านมา +133

      Exactly what we were going for!

    • @ChuckHaney
      @ChuckHaney 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      RUST as well.

  • @ralif9977
    @ralif9977 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +219

    I love that it says "Smile! You're on camera!" and "Avoid unnecessary eye-contact" on the whiteboard :D

    • @Juidodin
      @Juidodin 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Sooo Britt got then approved by HR... good for her....

  • @AB-xo3pl
    @AB-xo3pl 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    What a nightmare!
    Having hired a guy who wastes company resources like that...

  • @Kenob6
    @Kenob6 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Better representation of a dystopian society than many recent movies/TV shows.

  • @HaruIRAI
    @HaruIRAI 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +42

    I have to praise the cinematography on this one. You can feel the TENSION with your skin

  • @kathrina3339
    @kathrina3339 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +497

    When all the company's money goes to leadership bonuses 😂

    • @Hyde_Hill
      @Hyde_Hill 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      So every company ever?

    • @gerthddyn
      @gerthddyn 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      Based specifically on how much their fiefdom saves money. Her VP got a $500,000 bonus.

    • @erbol0011
      @erbol0011 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      Like Boeing CEO who saved money and got 34 million. While risking lives if passengers with shoddy quality planes

    • @stevenhedge2850
      @stevenhedge2850 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      i think the company's money went into the swat team here.

    • @medve5555
      @medve5555 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ...and security :)

  • @winterglow989
    @winterglow989 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Please turn this into a series!! where Alan can't escape his new job, but always on the brinks of being fired, which if he does he would gets taken to a worse job further down within the company. YES!

  • @edelweiss-
    @edelweiss- 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Alan ended up in GDR 😂😂😂 this fits too perfect 😂

  • @rickysebastian6386
    @rickysebastian6386 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +88

    This could actually be a real good concept for a dystopian office horror movie lol

    • @guldandawarlock
      @guldandawarlock 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Kind of like The Onion videos, in a few years they'll simply be documentaries.

    • @icemanjr.5819
      @icemanjr.5819 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Suspense not horror

  • @LowClassWarrior92
    @LowClassWarrior92 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +121

    The "You damaged company property" gave me chills. What an ep!

    • @Artimidorus
      @Artimidorus 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      And that smile! Lighting was so perfect with this.

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It would have been a bit funny if he said, "Last time I damaged company property, I beat the crap out of the boss, so if I did so, that would not have been the only thing damaged."

    • @DeadDancers
      @DeadDancers 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yesssss her anticipatory glee at catching him in a confession…

  • @killerrevenant3515
    @killerrevenant3515 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    the atmosphere you guys created was amazing, the ambient light, sound, and camera angles were immaculate!

  • @Lorronzo
    @Lorronzo 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Aw, it's nice to see Rowan reprise his role from Avatar. I loved your part as _background soldier guy_

    • @SzaraSzarancza
      @SzaraSzarancza 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Straight to the point.😂

  • @xitaris5981
    @xitaris5981 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +420

    She gave him 1 staple, but 2 cups??? MISAPPROPRIATION OF COMPANY PROPERTY!

    • @abydosianchulac2
      @abydosianchulac2 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      The cups have to be returned by end of day

    • @Cec9e13
      @Cec9e13 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      And I swear I saw multiple Staples go into that cup

    • @isidornimages
      @isidornimages 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      Well, if was 2 something and 1 cup, it might remind too many of something they don't want to be reminded of.

    • @countbleck35
      @countbleck35 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      its 1

    • @luckymandragoran8471
      @luckymandragoran8471 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      @@Cec9e13 if one staple is a half ration, then that would make 2 staples a full ration. Alan is a damn genius for making 2 staples last 6 months, he deserves a promotion for brilliant resource management. He could actually be the un-realised Lord of Supplies!
      Man, Tech Town really lost out

  • @socpancake
    @socpancake 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +147

    this is unironically a cinematic masterpiece 😮 well done to the entire team, this office gave me chills. “smile - you’re on camera!” 😭😭😭😭

    • @Juleru
      @Juleru 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      This would make for an interesting movie: "In a WORLD...."

    • @Nuttnneng
      @Nuttnneng 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      yea rowan really delivered

  • @TheNotedHero
    @TheNotedHero 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    30 years after working in such an organization (with a similar the little windowed cubicle for the almighty stationary person), your video triggered a visceral response in me! Amazing work, you nailed it! Now I'm off for a few weeks of therapy, so thanks for that.

  • @StyeAI
    @StyeAI 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Omg I love this Black Mirror-ish vibe!! YOU GUYS NAILED IT

  • @HiImZech
    @HiImZech 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +393

    the irony is most people would rather buy their own supplies instead of talking to the resource manager

    • @tr1bes
      @tr1bes 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +51

      Me. Im a pen collector at work. I see so many pen wide in the open and drop pen that I have never run out of pen. I swoop down like an eagle and possess it while looking for any sign of people looking around.

    • @nullcypher
      @nullcypher 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

      so the system works.

    • @lokifrostpaw2976
      @lokifrostpaw2976 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

      Right, that's the point of the skit too (other than Rowan). They ask you unecessary questions. It's fucking office supplies. It's not like I'm gonna resell them on ebay or smth.

    • @lucretius8050
      @lucretius8050 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +46

      Policy 886: Using company stapler with personal staples is considered as a misuse of company equipment. Only company issued staples can be use with company issued stapler.

    • @jwenting
      @jwenting 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      I've worked for companies where that was exactly the way it worked.

  • @hydrasiren1118
    @hydrasiren1118 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +98

    If that's one half ration of staples, then one ration would be...two staples. Somehow this feels worse than if they just don't use staples at all.

    • @brandonwirtz2308
      @brandonwirtz2308 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      The real question is..... How did two staples last him 6 months?

    • @kaipography
      @kaipography 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      If you’re gonna use two staples, just use one…

    • @TheFlyingDogFish
      @TheFlyingDogFish 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Either your math is wrong or you missed the fact he only got half of a staple.

    • @OldSkullSoldier
      @OldSkullSoldier 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@brandonwirtz2308 I believe that at the end of day he removes staples from all documents, straightens them and recycles :)

    • @megatronbee
      @megatronbee 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@kaipography DAMN HAHAHAHAH THAT OLD CH REFERENCE!

  • @farming4g
    @farming4g 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Gosh the quality and camera work of these videos never ceases to amaze me... just the opening 30 seconds you're hooked. A simple plot over 1 measly staple.
    Never change VLDL!

  • @Nyacoris
    @Nyacoris 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Oh wow, I absolutely love the vibes of this clip! Rhi and Alan created a really intense atmosphere along with the background noises, music and props! Pretty awesome to see something different every now and then!

  • @bigyoshi5170
    @bigyoshi5170 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +407

    “I love democracy. I love the Office.”

    • @DieMondDude
      @DieMondDude 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Beeg Yoshi gang

    • @Andri474
      @Andri474 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The People's Democratic Office of Tyranny.

    • @goktugonvermez8140
      @goktugonvermez8140 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      BEEG YOSHİ

    • @bigyoshi5170
      @bigyoshi5170 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@DieMondDude greetings brother

    • @jotheunissen9274
      @jotheunissen9274 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Say Yoshi, when are you gonna pay your taxes from 20 years ago?

  • @JohnYow1
    @JohnYow1 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    To load a single staple you must pull back slightly on the compressing bar and push the staple through the exit port. Release the compressing bar once the staple is in place to hold it in position. Proceed to staple as normal, ensuring that there is no lateral movement in the stapler that may cause damage to the staple.

    • @user-hm8bi5hk3y
      @user-hm8bi5hk3y 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      So you've worked here before

    • @nikzane
      @nikzane 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I see you have lived knowledge of the single-staple routine. It's a specific talent indeed! 👏☺

  • @the7thchild
    @the7thchild 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    The episode should be watched with headphones on. Background music is so well executed, almost like Harry Gregson-Williams music.

  • @MaserXIV
    @MaserXIV 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Thinking about it, you really do go through the five stages of grief when a stapler runs out.
    Denial: you try it again; anger: why is it broken; bargaining: surely it's stuck, open it to check; depression: nope, it's empty; acceptance: you either know where more are or you give up.

  • @dhpz
    @dhpz 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +57

    Just your average office jobs in 2026, nothing out of the ordinary here

  • @thaddaeusrobinson4239
    @thaddaeusrobinson4239 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +424

    Alan is always working for the worst places

    • @AJ20236
      @AJ20236 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      And Adam!

    • @oliverknagg5109
      @oliverknagg5109 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      The pen thing doesn’t seem so bad in retrospect

    • @Tantalus010
      @Tantalus010 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I dunno...I think I'd rather have strict, evil tightwads than having to deal with Rowan's insanity and customers like Ben. If dealing with Rhi is this job's only major drawback, she can be avoided by buying your own staples from time to time. At TechTown, you can't avoid Rowan, and he comes up with new ways to torture employees regularly.

    • @haroldcruz8550
      @haroldcruz8550 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      In retrospect working on Playtech and TechTown with Rowan wasn't that bad after all eh Alan.

    • @noxinabox3506
      @noxinabox3506 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@haroldcruz8550 I think that's the direction the videos are going. We keep getting Alan at new absurd places. Eventually he'll just have to settle for going back to Playtech because it at least isn't THAT bad.

  • @blubunny2217
    @blubunny2217 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Not Rowan having nightmares of Alan abandoning him and now slowly dreaming of all the terrible scenarios that he might face that will eventually force him to come back to playtech.

  • @carlitox4721
    @carlitox4721 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I can't imagine what's it's like being one of the workers for these guys. I mean, they don't even have credits in the videos - but they're all about "bad bosses".
    They are the bad bosses. It's why rowan is the only character who seems real

  • @KyLewin
    @KyLewin 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +123

    “Are you the Lord of Staples?”
    (Cue Ray from Ghostbusters: “When someone asks if you are a god, you say Yes!”)
    Allen: “Yes, yes I am the Lord of Staples.”

    • @sirflimflam
      @sirflimflam 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Was having that exact thought, I said "yes" out loud the moment she asked.

    • @anatolydyatlov963
      @anatolydyatlov963 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      Yes, my name is Adamus Decimus Meridius, Lord of Office Staples, Master of Paper Clips, and loyal servant to the true emperor, Lucius Documentus. Father to a stolen stapler, husband to a misused binder, and I will have my vengeance, in this office or the next.

  • @MongoFlowofConciousness
    @MongoFlowofConciousness 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    I worked part time at a PEP Boys, where they told me to buy my own paper towels for cleaning. I also worked full time at a Ford dealership. I merely suggested a block and tackle for lifting the heavy items. By the end of the day there was a ultra heavy duty block and tackle laying on my desk. Best and worst of both worlds.

  • @shiftstart
    @shiftstart 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This should be a ten part mini series. Office dystopia theme could get some viewership.

  • @DiustheZ
    @DiustheZ 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    When he used the stapler and realized he was out of staples, I felt that click click click to my core. Don't even get me started on the mangled staple...

  • @hali1989
    @hali1989 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +84

    I want to see more of this office world. 1984 office

    • @Whitecroc
      @Whitecroc 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Severance!

    • @carlosmgbrunen6157
      @carlosmgbrunen6157 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      I read this book a few months ago and I loved it. When I finished watching this video I quickly came here to the comments to see if I was the only person that got that strong inspiration. I'm glad there are more people who got it :)

    • @InconspicuousChap
      @InconspicuousChap 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      1984 is crying in envy and desperation looking at this.

    • @Ozzy-Cricket
      @Ozzy-Cricket 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I got the same vibe. ​@@Whitecroc

    • @KevinS47
      @KevinS47 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      So unsettling... but don't worry, if you live to see the 2030s "you will own nothing and be happy"...
      so you'll get to see this, in real life..

  • @informationyes
    @informationyes 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +48

    Ellie "I need some supplies"
    them "Of couse heres a new computer, anything you need"

    • @theq86
      @theq86 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      If that was a clip after the closing card that would have been hysterical.

  • @angelbeats71
    @angelbeats71 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Bruh I need a part 2 and judging by how Adam was dragged out Alan might as well quit before going back there 😂😂

  • @Morpheus-pt3wq
    @Morpheus-pt3wq 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Rowan must have got paid extra for this skit. Imagine him standing still, not talking and being stuffed in that outfit!

  • @codysmith1915
    @codysmith1915 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

    The film quality on this is amazing. The cinema quality shot pacing and vibe are all so good

  • @Madsbeatmaster
    @Madsbeatmaster 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +43

    “Oh, and don’t think of me like some “boss”. Just… think of me like a friend”

    • @1blendercraft1
      @1blendercraft1 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      That's when you know you should quit before you start

    • @nairocamilo
      @nairocamilo 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      _The "friend" says, while gently but decidedly squeezing your left shoulder._
      _Your brain responds immediately sending a chill up and down your spine while your body does nothing, and your face just projects a faint smile and a singular polite nod._

  • @westsidetrucker7943
    @westsidetrucker7943 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Oh this reminded me of a supervisor i was constantly at odds with. She was weekday day shift sup, and i was weekend day shift sup. Naturally she was friends with the manager above us. She had own file cabinet where she would hoard ALL the office supplies. Her crew would have free reign of it while we on the weekend were "alloted" whatever weekday didnt use. So we end up with like 10 post its at each desk which were crucial for the tests we performed. Staplers of course only had like 5 staples left, and she had pens gathered at the end of shift.
    But what she didnt know is that i had a screwdriver, and a screwdriver was a very helpful tool to pry the side of her cabinet far enough over that the lock pops out. Every weekend it was like opening a treasure chest in d&d. Hundreds of full, still plastic wrapped post its, 20 boxes of new staples, and pens still in their boxes. Each week she would complain about us getting to the supplies and each week i had to explain to her and management what the definition of supply was. It was glorious when she finally quit as all 4 shifts could finally share resources equally.

  • @TheAlchaemist
    @TheAlchaemist วันที่ผ่านมา

    Damn good acting, with perfect situational music! I got scared myself, at thousands of km and months after, when she said "You've damaged company property"... I could feel cold sweat and shivers down my spine...

    • @TheAlchaemist
      @TheAlchaemist วันที่ผ่านมา

      or... I may have flu after all...

  • @megamr4434
    @megamr4434 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +132

    The cost of office supplies vs the cost of wages standing in line.

    • @tabletopmika4349
      @tabletopmika4349 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      I bet that employees in this company get pay cuts for the time they are waiting in line. 🤣

    • @user-mi4yc7pr3x
      @user-mi4yc7pr3x 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      It's about the message

    • @badmaniak
      @badmaniak 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Wages are the same. And cost of office supplies is enormous.

    • @vast634
      @vast634 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      In Japan, they let expensive office workers do menial tasks like cleaning the office. Even if that makes zero economic sense.

    • @NightLancerX
      @NightLancerX 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@vast634 that's one of the bullshit I hated on my 1st job. It was "general thing" there - but I'll be honest - I hate cleaning. Especially when I'm not the one who caused the mess.
      I'm cleaning at home when needed - but at least I know that's all my mess, and I still don't feel much desire in the process. But being forced to + potentially[=most likely] wiping shit for other randos? Yuck! No matter what you say - I won't consider such as "okay" thing.

  • @BeheadedKamikaze
    @BeheadedKamikaze 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Can confirm, single staples don't load and always mangle. They must be loaded in multiples to work correctly.

    • @Raidenze
      @Raidenze 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      How does 1 1/2 clip even exist lol.

  • @NomsFlo
    @NomsFlo 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "It was me the whole time"
    The height, the posture, yes Rowan we knew all along.

  • @letsget-visual
    @letsget-visual 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    These productions are soo good! The scenes, the angles, the lighting, the colorgrade. So much work put in. Keep it on! 🙌🏼

  • @gabesarti7184
    @gabesarti7184 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +661

    Is this Rhi’s job when she isn’t working at Techtown?

    • @squgieman
      @squgieman 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +63

      This is clearly tech towns corporate office

    • @sammiller6631
      @sammiller6631 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      No, that's Rhi's sister.

    • @galaxyexplorer8075
      @galaxyexplorer8075 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      I was thinking this was Rhi, but I wasn't sure since I've never seen her hair that straight before

    • @crisbenedictramos909
      @crisbenedictramos909 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      Yes. They can't buy new staples because they need funding for Britt's smile initiative.

    • @bamblille872
      @bamblille872 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@galaxyexplorer8075 Is she Rhi??

  • @estebanlopera4451
    @estebanlopera4451 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    The music, the palette, the acting. This is probably the skit with the best production value I have seen of you,.

  • @wrenfast2497
    @wrenfast2497 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    i'd would like to see more of this, elaborated or escalated or as in series. because it has dark horror comedy evil lurking styles combined.

  • @FamilyHomeTheater
    @FamilyHomeTheater 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Next thing you know, they'll want a form 27B/6 if the air conditioning malfunctions.

  • @TheGamersState
    @TheGamersState 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

    Don't worry Alan, they won't fire you, you're a staple employee.

    • @shaknaisrael5271
      @shaknaisrael5271 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      You don't fire something that makes for a staple diet. You eat it.

  • @Fizzbann
    @Fizzbann 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +89

    Rowan wearing clothes was not expected. Let alone a helmet and riot gear.

  • @madhana8094
    @madhana8094 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Rhiannon's acting was so good in this scene.

  • @ShawnBotha
    @ShawnBotha 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I think this is one of the best edited videos when it comes to color correcting, scene and angle swtches. The focus of each scene was beautifully presented. Well done to you all.

  • @salownsu123
    @salownsu123 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +79

    Man I actually love the dystopian vibe of this video. Honestly an extended version with revised/more precise dialog and maybe a few twists or reveals and you'd have a show like Severance.

    • @brainlock72
      @brainlock72 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      You will have to fill out Request Form 1984J. or jorwell.

    • @Bewaar
      @Bewaar 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Exactly my thinking! I thought it resembled Severance quite a lot. Especially with the cinematography.

    • @mw-hc4mi
      @mw-hc4mi 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Yeah, this movie would be a great 1984 - Equilibrium mix 🙃

  • @Revenant_Knight
    @Revenant_Knight 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +43

    I feel like this is Alan’s subconscious dealing with the trauma he had from Techtown. In reality he just went into a supply closet and cried…

    • @christopherlong3397
      @christopherlong3397 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      This is an interesting interpretation. I hope this is true or Alan is just really really bad at finding decent jobs.

  • @Gooldy87
    @Gooldy87 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    There is a lot of spaced level darkness in a lot of these sketches

  • @fioamateeglin1871
    @fioamateeglin1871 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Gosh, VLDL production team is such an all-rounder. Be it comedy, thriller or drama, you nailed them all!
    I can feel the pressure with Alan. Poor guy 😂

  • @NickeltonV
    @NickeltonV 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +94

    Rhi coming in hard in this one, I love it!
    "Are you the Lord of the Staples Mr. Morrison?"
    Seeing her in DnD and in Playtech being the super funny, energetic woman, and seeing her here so strict... it's so fantastic!
    Much love from germany!

  • @OscarOliu
    @OscarOliu 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

    Man, Rowan has completely lost it, he's having lucid dreams about Alan.

  • @DanielBallinger
    @DanielBallinger 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    If resource management used several staples to update employee 1007's file after issuing them one staple that would be peak corporate.

  • @Wintertalent
    @Wintertalent 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This one was absolutely brilliant. A bureaucratic dystopia.
    So... what happens next? Are we getting more of these? Will Alan have to face corporate punishment? Will he run? Will he bring his own supply of staples next time?

  • @TushhsuT
    @TushhsuT 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    I actually was expecting Rowan to grab the stapler right before Alan will use it and "I borrow it quickly, Ok? Just need one staple, you know. Are you Ok with that? Thanks, mate" stapling right during saying it and placing back on a table as would nothing happen and just leaving.

  • @NLTops
    @NLTops 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    I definitely want more office dictatorship skits. This was hilarious and vaguely concerning.

    • @WatcherNine
      @WatcherNine 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I left the corporate environment 23 years ago and I still have bad dreams about it.

  • @nheather
    @nheather 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Many years ago I worked at a company that was going through cost saving and they cut erasers/rubbers in half and if you needed a new pen or pencil you had to turn in an empty pen or a pencil stub.

  • @russellconn
    @russellconn 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    That was a lot darker than normal, I LOVED IT 😅

  • @AllWalkerB
    @AllWalkerB 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    Huh, I never would have guessed the guard was Rowan.
    That's a lot more clothes than he usually wears.

  • @SolRynn
    @SolRynn 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    I like to imagine that in-universe, Alan never actually left the company, and instead just got a promotion to a corporate position, which Rowan just misunderstood as him leaving.

  • @michaelvognild4957
    @michaelvognild4957 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The most unsettling thing isn't the mood lighting, the camera work, or the dialogue. All of which are great, BTW.
    The MOST unsettling thing about this is how many non-typical extras there are in that office pool. Alan, Adam, and Rhi are the *only* friendly faces, and that was creepy AF.

  • @dynamoterror18
    @dynamoterror18 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I want to see more skits of this utopian office like there's multiple ones for the restaurant! This looks too good of a setting for just one video!

  • @DukeOfKidderminster
    @DukeOfKidderminster 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    At least he didn’t drop a pen.

  • @TyroneBruinsmaFilms
    @TyroneBruinsmaFilms 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    Terry Gilliam would be proud

  • @666CoffeeBoy
    @666CoffeeBoy 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Of course it’s the redhead being a dictator, THEY HAVE NO SOULS! 😭

  • @wXGuitarLoverXw
    @wXGuitarLoverXw 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Wow that plot twist at the end! That was the whole point of the skit.