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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ก.พ. 2025
- Max Payne takes the payne to the max. Very funny... Ha ha... Yes that is a fake laugh you jerk.
11 minutes of Payne.
I am addicted to Paynekillers.
This gets quite Payneful.
The Payne is unbearable.
My leg is in a lot of Payne.
These puns are Paynefully awful.
Bite me, if you pin this i will a 100% get a cock inplant.
Did you assume your own gender?
Very funny, ha ha
*calls 9 11* help is on the way
I'm sick of your lip mcmaunus
Tom Headen Mcmanus just fucking go
don't talk to me like that son I've ran more hot dinners than you have ever had hot dinners
These comments are great, really comfortable.
Very funny... Ha Ha
Yes that was a fake laugh you jerk.
Fuck off
What have I got to lose, apart from the weight..
*Very funny, ha ha*
Bite Me [unadioable mumble] -WHEN OUR POWERS WERE COMBINDED YEAH! YOU MAKE LITTLE PROMISES TO THE THATCHER, PROMISES THAT YOU DIDN'T KEEP! YOU PROMISED SMOKE THAT YOU EOULD NEVER FIND OUT WHAT'S IN THE CANISTER! YOU BROKE THAT PROMISE, DIDN'T YA BITE ME? [Angrily removes ski visor] *M A K E S M E G E T M E T O T H E B O I L I N G P O I N T !*
"I was about to execute the poor bastard then i realised -- i know whats in the canister"
"I have to fook in the cannister"
I know what's in the cancer...
...fvcking laser sights.
*YES, ABSOLUTELY*
Rest in piece McCaffrey, thank you Bite Me for this funny video
You know when Bite me releases a vid, prepare for the earrape and rainbow memz
YES A B S O L U T E L Y
AND FOKING LASER SIGHTS
@@noobingaroundpt7167 a six inches blade never loses reception
Everytime I watch ur vidoes i just go straight to crying. My face just skips the laughing part because these are so fucking funny.
Very funny. Ha, ha.
Yes that is a fake laugh you jerk
lol
Really comfortable to have time to use bathroom
It's best you don't ask.
Джесси МакКри do you know what an artist and a sniper have in common?
Tom Headen steaks
Lucas Hoss the only difference is mine are higher
Tom Headen THINGS
11 minutes of pure ear rape at 4:00 in the morning
kk
No joke i am watching it first time at 4 in the morning wtf
@@yourviewyouropinion9136 it's 4:48 For me
I fucking love that Battlefield campaign song every time you use it. I don't care how long I have to wait, I will always laugh when a characters face goes weird and that distorted song plays. I wish that you'd live forever just to upload that stupid yet hilarious shit. Unless..
*YOU'RE NOT A KIWI, ARE YOU?*
Habits the Memer very funny, ha ha
halbGefressen You jerk. *SLURP*
7:44 "Yeah, and I love New York... err... the East Hamptons - do you know it?" I know EVERYTHING!!!!!
I bet you this was a real PAYNE to make
Very funny haha
Yes it was a fake laugh
The payne was unbearable.
Bite Me T H E P A Y N E W A S N O T C O M F O R T A B L E
Do you think I have time to go to the bathroom?
*Absolutely*
Habits the Memer LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED!!!!!!!!
Habits the Memer very funny, ha, ha
What's in the cancer" 😂😂😂
Idubbz
Fookin lazeh cum
11 minutes of pure glory.
I trust that my teammates can stop a .357 Magnum round traveling at four-hundred and ninety meters per second. I trust myself not to trust this ceramic trauma plate I'm wearing.
Don't watch bite me at 3:00 AM!!!!!!!(gone wrong)
Very funny ... ha ha
Вери фанни... ха ха
BosleyBozzer very original, kek kek
BosleyBozzer очень смешно ... ха ха
@@snatcher3762 fake laugh u jerk
Never leave again
I won't
4:25 The incredible power of "Fuck off"
Moister then an Oyster.
Garrett Howard very funny... ha ha...
Max S that was a fake laugh you jerk
Cr1tIcal approvesssssss
really comfortable.
Than*
10:47 max payne 3 speedrunners
LIMP!
The funny part for me was whenever passos says anything to max and max casually tells him to fuk off then passos gets traumatized by it😂😂
this video has been helping with my depression for a long time
i know ur probaly joking but please not overdose i love your sense of humor and your content
6:54.
she headed for the ROOF!!!
THING!!!!!!!!
"The kind of people who end up in glossy magazines or iN tHe CaNiStA."
Time to USE THE BATHROOM?
*YES! ABSOLUTLY*
*opens door* See´s an episode of star trek on the tv *slowly closes door*
One of the best vids so far, this is the content what I subscribed for.
"VERY FUNNY, HA HA."
This video is so powerful, im holding back tears
my family always asks me to put in headphones when i watch things but your videos are the reason i don't.
I'm honoured :D
Cured my crippling depression so I can finally trust this ceramic trauma plate I'm wearing
2:10 my new ringtone
Ears+headphones=dead
You know its a quality Bite me vid when you have the Volume so low that you cant understand shit but still get Ear Raped
I might've laugh if I remembered how
Me coming home after eating taco bell: 0:39
Still waiting a pure SCOTLAND FOREVER vid XD
"And what kind of town was this? One where I didn't speak the language and they didn't use the bathroom."
Well that's what they paid for so in the end that's what they paid for so in the end that's what they paid for so in the end that's what they paid for so in the end that's what they paid for so in the end that's what they paid for
and once again... bite me turns to drugs (the C A N I S T E R drugs)
Max, wake up. Max. Come on. EDWARDS!!!
"What's in the CANCER?" "FOOKIN LASER cUM!!!"
your videos always entertained me
Its actually A really good narration. Max constantly talking to himself about pointless stuff like weight and random 6inch blade facts
very funny... ha ha..
*Yes that is a fake laugh you jerk*
*Yes that is a fake laugh, you jerk*
I just get bored of FVCKING LASER SIGHTS. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This video woke up my entire family
Max fell so many times throughout the video. He needs Life alert
I never realized how much PAYNE my ears were in
LiGiTxGaMeRx 6 inch blade
*_V E R Y F U N N Y..... H A H A_*
Y E S T H A T I S A F A K E
L A U G H Y O U J E R K
Yesss!!!A video full of bathrooms!!But,we still need more stakes and granades!
Time to use the bathroom, *YES, ABSOLUTELY*
This is what i subbed for
This video is great, very comfortable to watch.
(gunshots)
- "Dad?"
- "Oh, no. Oh, no!" (screaming)
- "Mary!" (screaming)
- "No! No."
- "No, Mary! Mary! No, God, no! Oh, God, no! Please!" (more screaming)
- "Mom, come on, Mom, please." (continued screaming, weeping)
What meme is this?
memegicans never give away their secrets.
Max really hates pasos
WHATS IN THE BATHROOM?
What the fuck I have practice tomorrow and I'm up at three in the morning watching this.
Six inch blade never loses reception
very funny haha
This video is very funny, ha ha ha
What's in the cancer killed me
My lord bite me is back I can finally sleep at night
What's in the canister I can tell you but then I have to canister
Im only wonderin, whats a canister?
payne payne, more like max pain
The earrape induced maximum pain...
now THAT was payne to my ears.
I was just about to comment "are you awol cuz ur trying to find what's in the canister?" On your last video
I've been waiting for this for S O L O N G
You're my favourite channel now.
10:58 IT'S JASON BOURNE
What's in the cancer?
That killed me
This video is too good for being this underground
4:52
bite me is the best "i am perfectly COMFORTABLE" "this place looks COMFORTABLE"
After this I can't take the opening of Max Payne seriously anymore XD
I was great, really comfortable
You never get bored of fooken lasoh soights
When you thought bite me died because he called lord chanka the worst operator but then he posts a video
Mate i was watching mud and mud like 6 min ago
LordTachankaPL 8:14
Im lip of your sick MCMANUS
for some strange reason the funniest bit for me is the 3:20
Sorry, not enough Laseh soights.
6:27 what's the original vid
The other guys
Yvesabsolutely
I like the way Payne drinks
When they find my body, a playlist of every Bite Me video will be playing
Things had gone fauf to fauf in a sec
Make Call of Call Infinite Infinite (cod infinite warfare)
Paweł Wojak Call of call infinite duty
Paweł Wojak CoD of CoD: Infinite Canister
11 minutes of Payne in my ears
You. Are. The. Best.
Best one yet nice one
Very funny ha ha
My comment of this video - Very funny ... Haha
Canister. The bathroom. Fooking unmanned drones
*Sipping intensifies*
How to watch a biteme video:
Step 1: take an overdose of painkillers
Ded
Being a cake is great,really comfortable
C O M F O R T A B L E
Best bite me video
"Use the bathroom."
when you'r too dead inside to do enything else so you watch bite me videos
Yay I'm a last resort!
memes
(the best answer i could come up with)
Papa returns