1- I wake up at 4:58 am with a notification 2- "New in Bite me- Storm of Storm" 3- 2 Min. Later cops show up in my house because of noise complains 4- Show them the video 5- They get deaf 6- Finally, go to prision because I "assaulted an agent"
just watched through all of these absolute bangers 5 years after release. used to find these so fucking hilarious back in the day. absolute chad of ytp you have my eternal respect mr. Me.
Was that Hoxton in the bottom right at 3:10? Will there be videos of the payday live action trailers/the web series? I'd be a happy canister if that were the case.
Is that a six inch magnum round traveling at canister im only mocking about, the more kruches you have the more it LMG MOUNTED AND fookin laseh canister
Why are we still here… Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg, and my arm… and even my fingers… The body I’ve lost… and the comrades I’ve lost… It won’t stop hurting, like they’re all still there… You feel it too, don’t you? I’m the one who got caught up with Cipher, a group above nations, even the US, and I was the parasite below, feeding off Zero’s power… They came after you in Cyprus, then Afghanistan. Cipher just… keeps growing, swallowing everything in its path, getting bigger and bigger. Who knows how big now… Boss… I’m gonna make ‘em give back our past… Take back everything that we’ve lost. And I won’t rest… until we do.
Alright driver, now what?
Time for some of your famous hot dinners
What do you want?
Dinners. Extra hot.
It'll cost a pinned comment.
Deal.
5/10 not releasing the pigeon
Pigeon machine broke
ZombieStriker Gaming im sick of these fucking hot dinners, mcdrugs
Bite Me ...Understandable, have a nice day.
Not releasing McManus*
slendy pants IM SICK OF YOUR LIP MCMANUS
Rip TheodorroboehT
1889 - 9881
Ernest Chui™ xDDD
*HE WILL BE MISSED*
*Not a kiwi are ya?*
he lived quiet long
Crap oldest man in history
thanks for the fockin ear rape
No problem :D
Bite Me thank you daddy
LMAO
Quiet weakling
BITE ME! WHERE ARE MY DRUGS!? THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE DELIVERED BY A CANISTER CARRYING A SIX INCH BLADE!
*sniiiif* I'M SO FUCKING READY! *crashes through roof*
Bandito De Vito took my druggos
GOD.......DAMMIT! I SHOULD GET OUR LORD ON YUR ARSE!
Archduke Black Socks it lost reception
I fookin' lost it at the "Electronic Farts presents a nice car Ethan" part
When I die I want to watch this one last time
at least we can say that remember us is too important for remberance to be ruined
ATHEIST pls explain this?
Atheist here:
I honestly cant
Mitko Kondev yea me neither
douwess dekker Here I am my lady, but it simply is a mathematical equation.
I would but...I high on *DRUGS*
damn right, hehe bwoi
*SCUTTLAND FEREVEEER* (earrapping bagpipes) ty lord
"Instead of adventure, we found fucking laser sights."
as soon as i saw electronic farts i lost it.
this cures cancer
This cancers cancer that's how
Plot twist! A kiwi is in the canister!
N O T
A
K I W I
A R E
Y O U
4:42 We now finally know "what's in the canister".
Ethan's Nice Car™ is out of the shop! About time
Nice car Ethan!
What about Remember Remember?
So powerful I just cried
Wilson Nguyen Shut your CANISTER assssa up
Nvm I just found out whats in the canister
i’ve had more Mcmanus than you’ve had hot pigeons son.
i cried watching this. this bf1 ytp series should win an oscar
only 47 seconds in and have already tried to kms.
I killed myself before I even made this
If I know something, a 6 inch pidgeon never loses reception.
Edwards release the sdrawdE! that is a kiwi son do you understand me! six inch blade never loses Edwards! yamasnarrrrrrrr!
hot diners
yourlordandsavior 69 *SCOTLAND FOREVEERRRRRRR*
I love you for this. Thank you so much for adding my clip in here.
When Bite Me releases the kiwi,but it's already a hot dinner
1:24
He's not dead. That was only a punch to the kidney and a punch to the back.
Runner Runner lives to Run another day.
Dad, this was the perfect finale. Bravo, Father, bravo.
i got mentioned in the starting comments FINALLY!
As a Scot I fuckin love the Townsend and SCOTLAND FOREVER memes
This is the happiest ending I've ever seen
Brings a tear to my eye
About time
Also when Bite Me uploads it doesn't get anymore click bait since he has never failed to entertain me
Sorry I took so long :D
Bite Me sapnu puas
Read this upside down
Bite Me Make more Battlefield 1 content I don't know what but I'd love to see it.
Bite Me Its cool, I wrote that comment on my phone at about 2 am so I didn't put much thought into it
1- I wake up at 4:58 am with a notification
2- "New in Bite me- Storm of Storm"
3- 2 Min. Later cops show up in my house because of noise complains
4- Show them the video
5- They get deaf
6- Finally, go to prision because I "assaulted an agent"
Afonso Santos, at least you got a hot dinner, son.
Indian Panzer a hot dinner with my favorite laser soights
I'm about to cry. This was a beautiful ending.
With bullets flying and blood on the ground, the soldier wonders what's in the *canister*
Thanks Bite Me,i was waiting for this!
(Fockin laser soights)
No problem :D
Now I know what channel to give to my enemies if I want them to become deaf. Thanks.
3:41 is the best part
storm of fookin steel in a nutshell
"We pish hard enough that the light breaks through the canister".
hot dinners son in the canister with fookin laser sights makes our stories the best gaurnteed
Hmm now we know who jager dealt drugs to
Creators of siege-"We are going to nerf Glaz whether you like it or not" *Russian national anthem intensifies heavily*
finally ! another masterpiece :D
PS. a 6 inch blade never loses reception
there is an LMG mounted and loaded in this video 10/10
i think bite me is one of the if not the most funny youtuber ever
tanchanka shoots his gun had no fookin laseh soits. you had a warning, now pay the fine. 1000 fookin laseh soits
just watched through all of these absolute bangers 5 years after release. used to find these so fucking hilarious back in the day. absolute chad of ytp you have my eternal respect mr. Me.
glad im not the only one revisiting! They still get a laugh out of me lol
amazing ytps.
a true artiste
The last LAST move.
Remember us
Rest in pepperoni to this beautiful series.
This has to be the best one holy shit
i'm sick of your hot dinners, mcmanus
Battlefield and Rainbow Six are in the same universe in my mind, thanks to you.
You're the only thing keeping me alive. I'm gonna wait till you hit 1mil and be like "HA I've been here since 9k
I'll wait for this :P
Thank for destroing my new headset.
This is the best one yet keep it up man
THERES NOT ENOUGH FOKIIING LASER SIGHTS MATE
yee a new vid :DD
i can now die peacefully
I cannot compete with your memery.
I have A S C E N D E D
I ran more fookin laser sights then you had fookin laser sights son
EDWARDS release the kiwi that is a six-inch blade son do you understand me!!!!!
I want a pure SCOTLAND FOREVER video
I'm gonna watch these ytps if I get angry in battlefield 1 multiplayer also EDWARDS RELESE THE PIGEON!
For a joke 3:43 to 3:53 boy friends when they see each other in public
Not enough *_YAMASSNAAAAAAAA_* I'm disappointed, Bite Me.
I can't handle this peaks. Jesus.
I require the music used for the happy times with the intense face swirling now or I will call anti earrape services on you.
The editing is outstanding
2:50 "what's in the canister?" gas drugs?
Roblox death sound effect
Oooh
Oof
OOOOOOOOOOF
Fookin laseh sights!!! Nice video!!!
"But behind every gunsight is a *F U C K I N G L A S E R S I G H T* "
Electronic Farts present
NICE CAR ETHAN
i cant stop laughing at this masterpiece
I've run more crutches than you have had hot Kiwis son.
Fookin laser soights everywhere...
*IT'S TIME TO STAPH.*
*they poop we poop* best line from when Morgan Freeman was young
Was that Hoxton in the bottom right at 3:10? Will there be videos of the payday live action trailers/the web series?
I'd be a happy canister if that were the case.
10/10 the loudest thing i ever heard!
The beginning of storm of steel is the exact seen from the movie Paschendale
Is that a six inch magnum round traveling at canister im only mocking about, the more kruches you have the more it LMG MOUNTED AND fookin laseh canister
I want another Metal Gear video, dad.
What did i Decide to watch this with headphones?
How ironic that through this war the Soviet Union would eventually be born and give birth to lord tachanka
Behind every Kiwi is a fucking laser sight!
Why are we still here… Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg, and my arm… and even my fingers… The body I’ve lost… and the comrades I’ve lost… It won’t stop hurting, like they’re all still there… You feel it too, don’t you? I’m the one who got caught up with Cipher, a group above nations, even the US, and I was the parasite below, feeding off Zero’s power… They came after you in Cyprus, then Afghanistan. Cipher just… keeps growing, swallowing everything in its path, getting bigger and bigger. Who knows how big now… Boss… I’m gonna make ‘em give back our past… Take back everything that we’ve lost. And I won’t rest… until we do.
Expert Chem Trail Licker Played collegue ball, ya know?
Say this in a high pitched voice: YUH MAH SLAAAAAAAAAAAAW
You can now worry about grenades
bite me i need you to address people randomly falling from the sky.
I'm proud of you, sonny.
i missed u
aww 😁
we gotta use the bathroom cant blitz clinch it off i mean he's like a kid in a candy store who cant hold it :|
pretty sure you still have the 'closing message' cinematic to work with
"Remember Remember" or "Forget Us"
do you REMEMBAH?
Yo Chocolate *NO I DON'T FUCKING REMEMBER*
You created so many memes
No drugs? Ok there was one.
A Fitting End
Max PAIN TEASER IN THE END?
Can someone link me the LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED in the gym video.
Whats in the laser sight?
Whats in a 6 inch blade?
Whats in what?
*WHEN DA MOON HITS UR EYE LIKE A BIG OLD PIZZA PIE*
I know what's in the canister.
*THE PIGEON*