New Rule: MAGA's Magical Thinking | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • There’s nothing on earth that can’t be made just a little worse by adding religion.

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  • @danm8270
    @danm8270 หลายเดือนก่อน +393

    "When you are born you get a ticket to the freak show, if you're born in America you get a front row seat "
    George Carlin

    • @ninerfanmitch5157
      @ninerfanmitch5157 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Lol love that people are finally starting to remember George.
      I feel like his stand ups now would be a lot of see what I meant from his previous specials 😂

    • @Lighthammer18
      @Lighthammer18 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Na mate, if you're born in America you're on the fucking stage.

    • @toober1066
      @toober1066 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Classic

    • @artpartybygrace
      @artpartybygrace หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      🤣

    • @melvislara3231
      @melvislara3231 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      GOSH I wish George Carlin was alive today to call he shit for what it is

  • @c.e.s5045
    @c.e.s5045 หลายเดือนก่อน +1689

    Biggest joke of this monologue: “Boxing star, Jake Paul”

    • @RRTNZ
      @RRTNZ หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Nice.

    • @gustavosandoval4480
      @gustavosandoval4480 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I know right!! It's like saying canelo is the best Mexican boxer of all times, that's how good this joke was 😅

    • @natedagreat90
      @natedagreat90 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Superstar boxer jake paul? lmao come on bill

    • @acealexander9070
      @acealexander9070 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@RRTNZWhatever it takes for a blue win 2024 😢❤❤❤

    • @beinteractive3207
      @beinteractive3207 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Bill doesn't know what's going on. He just knows what his young interns tell him.

  • @kevinross6235
    @kevinross6235 หลายเดือนก่อน +2720

    God spared Trump but not that one guy in the audience

    • @nex-ex5100
      @nex-ex5100 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

      Great point!

    • @aubreyleonae4108
      @aubreyleonae4108 หลายเดือนก่อน +127

      He wasn't wearing his magic underwear.

    • @justaguy328
      @justaguy328 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      Well he is God. He sees the whole entire picture obviously.

    • @reneromero8670
      @reneromero8670 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      God saved america

    • @ramtron1775
      @ramtron1775 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      For real...

  • @bernardwylie9760
    @bernardwylie9760 หลายเดือนก่อน +220

    “His life is a whole string of “you gotta be fucking kidding me’s”” 😂

    • @JKFlaker
      @JKFlaker หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      So true

    • @ge2623
      @ge2623 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I say the same thing about voters.

    • @wintergarden7539
      @wintergarden7539 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Which was why he was so sure he won the 2020 election.

    • @jerseymetalmike5111
      @jerseymetalmike5111 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Teflon Don

    • @ge2623
      @ge2623 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@jerseymetalmike5111 Powered by Big Macs.

  • @LazySleestack
    @LazySleestack หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    God apparently was so busy saving Trump he couldn't be bothered to save some nobody retired firefighter who had come to hear him speak.

  • @jeffreyconner2937
    @jeffreyconner2937 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    Yet for some reason God can't prevent a worldwide pandemic from happening. Interesting!

    • @tygerlillee
      @tygerlillee หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What's really amazing is that if the media hadn't talked about it, we never would have known it even existed

    • @user-fh6mc9du5n
      @user-fh6mc9du5n 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yet saves the schmuck who made the pandemic worse for America.

  • @markc1925
    @markc1925 หลายเดือนก่อน +190

    As a conservative Christian, I have to agree with Bill's assessment.
    Ascribing a sort of divinity towards human beings is not biblical & its not what Christ taught.

    • @valinorean4816
      @valinorean4816 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Hi! As someone from a Soviet culture (now an immigrant in the USA) I believe that the resurrection was staged by the Romans, as explained in a popular book where I'm from - "The Gospel of Afranius"; like many others, I read it in childhood and never thought about this question again - until coming to the USA and noticing a stark contrast in the discussion of this question. What's wrong with that explanation?? I'm confused, what am I missing here?..

    • @thewb8329
      @thewb8329 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Except for Jesus of course and other sons of god described in the Old Testament.

    • @cyberneticbutterfly8506
      @cyberneticbutterfly8506 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@valinorean4816 My own reading is when the disciples lost their sect leader, the doubter Thomas comes by and they have this new guy they propped up as the "revived" Jesus, even though Thomas can't recognize him (because it isn't him).
      This explains a lot of the character differences post resurrection too.
      Of course it's always possible it never happened but I'm leaning more towards this.

    • @valinorean4816
      @valinorean4816 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@cyberneticbutterfly8506 But he got persuaded? And so were they? - also, what do you mean by character differences? such as what?

    • @cyberneticbutterfly8506
      @cyberneticbutterfly8506 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@valinorean4816 It's no surprise they got persuaded, as people in sects can be persuaded to a lot especially in a time where supernatural things were assumed to be everywhere. They were emotionally vulnerable after losing their leader, and someone appears claiming to be resurrected Christ but *doesn't look like him* what ells can you make of that than some opportunist seeing the leaderless sect of followers?
      After resurrection I I'll concede the changes to character, more authoritative for lack of a better description, can be chalked up to the new role as a divine. Though it doesn't contradict and melds well with the idea of some person just impersonating the dead sect leader to usurp his influence.
      Note that I'm not taking everything as truth and am assuming that bits and pieces are true while lots of it is just made up by the authors.
      I don't discount the entire thing being false too as telling the story about "Thomas the doubter" works well as a trick of persuasion.
      Shutting down doubters in advance by making them empathize with Thomas in the story as if the reader themselves have seen the proof rather than just seeing a *story* of someone who has seen proof.
      It's similar to a trick used by pyramid schemes in modern day, present a testimony by a 'doubting customer who was then convinced' makes it subconsciously feel as if anything you saw the evidence the doubter saw, yourself.

  • @michelegyselinck5400
    @michelegyselinck5400 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    I’m a Christian, and I’ve NEVER seen Jesus in a frying pan or anywhere else for that matter.

    • @user-fh6mc9du5n
      @user-fh6mc9du5n 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Have you checked your dog's ass yet?

  • @Deadle100
    @Deadle100 หลายเดือนก่อน +678

    It has been a long time since Sunday school but I seem to remember that you are not supposed to worship human beings or idols...

    • @erichancock6815
      @erichancock6815 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@petesmitt "a pursuit or interest to which someone ascribes supreme importance": before making such claims, try simply googling the meaning of the word you're trying to explain. Bill summed it up best in the clip from his movie about the difference between being "Christ like" versus being "Christian", which- like all other religions, is simply a cult & as such inherently creates violent extremism, as Christianity has. It is an organization. It is increasingly political. It has spilled oceans of blood over millennia. It has caused millions to suffer who differ in any way from what the cultists have been made to believe by their cult leaders. Religion, like Christianity, is nothing more than a tool wielded by a few to control the many: nothing more. Being Christ like is simply living a simple, modest life honoring the basic code of morals & ethics allegedly promoted by the man the myth of Jesus is based on & any noteworthy, civilized society can agree on. For the record, Trump is not Christ like. As for his ear, he is lucky: nothing more.

    • @allhopeabandon7831
      @allhopeabandon7831 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ...and your point? Adoration for the best President in our lifetime is not worship...only the Left would make that claim, as they use Trans and BLM ideology as their own religion, and are blind followers of their faith...

    • @RUBBER_BULLET
      @RUBBER_BULLET หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Ave Maria.

    • @andyroubik5760
      @andyroubik5760 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@petesmitt just like Islam

    • @giulianarainho9863
      @giulianarainho9863 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Specially Christians hmmmm

  • @gabrieljordan8015
    @gabrieljordan8015 หลายเดือนก่อน +779

    Can we all agree things are just batshit crazy right now?

    • @valinorean4816
      @valinorean4816 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm from the future. Knowing what happens even just the next year... you haven't seen SH*T yet, my guy! Brace yourself! Get a summerhouse somewhere in the woods. (Also, don't go to Paris next spring.)

    • @MatrixMedal2
      @MatrixMedal2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Agreed.

    • @valinorean4816
      @valinorean4816 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      I'm from the future. Knowing what's gonna happen even just the next year, man you haven't seen jack **** yet! Get yourself a summerhouse in the woods, you might need it. Also, don't go to Paris next spring.

    • @MatrixMedal2
      @MatrixMedal2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@valinorean4816 Get yourself a therapist.

    • @JeffReynolds-yh4vq
      @JeffReynolds-yh4vq หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maher is a jealous jackass

  • @katheinireland8431
    @katheinireland8431 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    OMG, Bill Maher… you are on fire! Brilliant stuff tonight.

  • @johnblack7862
    @johnblack7862 หลายเดือนก่อน +150

    God spared Reagan. God spared Trump. God doesn't miss. So I guess that firefighter and father of two in the crowd wasn't worth saving by this logic?

    • @michelinevanhollebeke3797
      @michelinevanhollebeke3797 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Exactly

    • @zx7-rr486
      @zx7-rr486 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      So, is this what the next election comes down to, voting for people who can't define a woman, or voting for people who think God spared Trump?

    • @mattschneider6773
      @mattschneider6773 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      And Reagan didn't pose for the camera when he was almost murdered.

    • @MeanOldLady
      @MeanOldLady หลายเดือนก่อน

      God also brings his favored ones home early, or after they've lived a full life & influenced many others. Sometimes he culls the evil early or lets them live long lives as an example to others & what their stupid ideas bring about. Bill Maher is an example of the latter.
      His entire life has revolved around subversion, using women just like islam does & generally bringing more evil to the world.
      Bill Maher is an example of what NOT to do in the world.

    • @kollinrushing754
      @kollinrushing754 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      There’s always an explanation

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 หลายเดือนก่อน +173

    "he survived because a virgin couldn't hit the fattest president since Taft" deserved way more applause.

    • @matthewjaredcox9753
      @matthewjaredcox9753 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I bet you complained about mean tweets. Hypocrite.

    • @theresasutton6311
      @theresasutton6311 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      My favorite line tonight

  • @underdogoutdoors
    @underdogoutdoors หลายเดือนก่อน +99

    Tragic day, a brave man was shielding his family and was killed, someone dropped the ball here.

    • @monabear7287
      @monabear7287 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@underdogoutdoors He was a Trump supporter. To put it another way, he supported a fascist, which makes him at least fascism-tolerant. I call that a scumbag. He supported the party of guns, so he reaped what they’ve been sowing for decades.

    • @janetwolfe1202
      @janetwolfe1202 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That man took his wife and daughters to a rally of HATE and now you MAGA want to make him hero NOT! ..Trump never called his wife but Biden did and she wouldn’t take his call ..when you rally up hate this is what you get.

    • @johnmartinezm
      @johnmartinezm หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@underdogoutdoors unfortunately people are so hateful of Trump they can’t see that and don’t care . He’s not even on the news that much. Very sad

    • @1derfullBeast
      @1derfullBeast หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      So WHY must he have been a Trump supporter...😢😊😅

    • @monabear7287
      @monabear7287 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@1derfullBeast I know. He got what he signed up for by being a member of the gun party. Unchecked stupidity. When people say awww, he died shielding his family, all I hear is he had his kids at a Trump Rally? 🤯

  • @Darksephir985
    @Darksephir985 หลายเดือนก่อน +321

    What about the firefighter who died protecting his family? Where was God for him?

    • @jcarreon1983jc
      @jcarreon1983jc หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      The firefighter died protecting his family. That is something I'm willing to do for my family, just like any good decent human being would do. If you don't believe in God, which God has given you free will to do so, then at least learn from this man and many others who love so much that they are willing to die for those they love. That is truly walking in the footsteps of Jesus.

    • @mikhailabdurrachman2443
      @mikhailabdurrachman2443 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Have you ever think the reason he died is because God deem him to be worthy already to enter heaven????

    • @michaeltudyk8660
      @michaeltudyk8660 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Those are some weak ass arguments

    • @eugiejugee
      @eugiejugee หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      The logical fallacy will always lead you to “this was God’s will.” It’s an utterly worthless debate to have.

    • @NARKISDUDE
      @NARKISDUDE หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Trump honored him in a very nice way at the RNC at least

  • @jacquelinebattle7876
    @jacquelinebattle7876 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    Love Bill Maher's way of saying things that are real.

    • @NicholasMcBride-dt6zv
      @NicholasMcBride-dt6zv หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I watch Bill Maher, every chance I get. He tells it straight!!!

  • @chamuelolivier1594
    @chamuelolivier1594 หลายเดือนก่อน +363

    Jesus warned us about false prophets...

    • @edwardhumphries5566
      @edwardhumphries5566 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Yes, he did so by setting the example.

    • @taylort8674
      @taylort8674 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      who is prophesying?

    • @CMA418
      @CMA418 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Trump may have to face a choice to deny or embrace them.

    • @NickYankee
      @NickYankee หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@taylort8674 stupid much?

    • @glazierblue573
      @glazierblue573 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well MAGA does like to cherry jesus words... and if the words still doesnt suit them, they ignore them completely or just rewrite them... kind of like they do with the constitution.

  • @larryhines
    @larryhines หลายเดือนก่อน +106

    Perfectly said. I am Christian and I agree totally with Bill. Extreme religion is dangerous.

    • @illmade2
      @illmade2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Fanaticism of all types is dangerous, and our world is full of it on both sides of the aisle.

    • @5100yes
      @5100yes หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It's not the religion ....... It's the individual SELF! .... Like you for example! Religion should never be connected with state!

    • @Wolfsheim23
      @Wolfsheim23 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@illmade2 And this isn't even fanaticism. Not at this level. The shooter was more a Fanatic. TDS is more fanaticism. It's far more deranged and without reason. Trump supporters are not unreasonable. They are just submitted to so much unreasonable slander, straight up lies, and misinformation from the media about Trump that they get very frustrated and exasperated hearing it constantly from people that often don't even engage in any debate and when they do they often get sent screaming and name calling.

    • @user-gr4pk1jw3k
      @user-gr4pk1jw3k หลายเดือนก่อน

      But Bill constantly rips Trump for having sex with a porn star. But Bill pays Porn stars for sex! Bill's such a stud!

    • @TheFoxchild
      @TheFoxchild หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@5100yes I'd take it a step further. We should keep any world view out of government whether it contains religion or not.

  • @adamc1966
    @adamc1966 หลายเดือนก่อน +1123

    I guess God doesn't care about the guy who did get hit ??

    • @marccartrendsllc9478
      @marccartrendsllc9478 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      Exactly

    • @marco12377
      @marco12377 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      WWJD- Ignore the obvious facts that dismantle your entire belief system

    • @timothykelly5588
      @timothykelly5588 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      yup

    • @fish9905
      @fish9905 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Some people can change the course of history, Trump turned his head to look at chart

    • @georgemorenstein
      @georgemorenstein หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      All his judgements are righteous and true altogether.

  • @danielvaughn4922
    @danielvaughn4922 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    "You know you've made God in your own image when he hates the same people you do"

    • @KenNerdy.
      @KenNerdy. หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What people does God hate?

    • @danielvaughn4922
      @danielvaughn4922 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@KenNerdy. Reread that comment, I believe you missed the point of it.

    • @KenNerdy.
      @KenNerdy. หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@danielvaughn4922 what did I miss?

    • @anonymousbosch949
      @anonymousbosch949 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@KenNerdy. Are you really the type of person who need all joke punchlines explained to you?

    • @eddriver7815
      @eddriver7815 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Very Clever /// ... Its Bumper Sticker - ish .. I had to read it over again to get it 🤨🤨
      if thats yours , you should trade mark it.
      I m passing it on as MINE

  • @Stefan-ht3tv
    @Stefan-ht3tv หลายเดือนก่อน +135

    "The way to see by Faith is to shut the Eye of Reason." ~ Benjamin Franklin. Cheers.

    • @strm854
      @strm854 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@Stefan-ht3tv Here is my creed. I believe in one God creator of the universe.That he governs the world by his providence.
      Benjamin Franklin

    • @ClownCarCoup
      @ClownCarCoup หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      “Religion I found to be without any tendency to inspire, promote, or confirm morality, serves principally to divide us and make us unfriendly to one another.”
      Franklin

    • @Struieboy
      @Struieboy หลายเดือนก่อน

      “Religion is the opiate of the masses”-Karl Marx

    • @tonyattardo9350
      @tonyattardo9350 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I’m glad your life has been so lucky.

  • @taramichellepagan
    @taramichellepagan หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    Hey my wallet…😂😆🤣

  • @edrueter9
    @edrueter9 หลายเดือนก่อน +563

    "He survived because a virgin couldn't hit the fattest president since Taft." Lol

    • @jeanneganrude8549
      @jeanneganrude8549 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      😂 thank you for a good jelly belly laugh 🤣💖

    • @THATBOISHAD
      @THATBOISHAD หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😂

    • @scottcharney1091
      @scottcharney1091 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      This is neither here nor there, but what does virginity have to do with it? I was perplexed when I heard that part.

    • @edrueter9
      @edrueter9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@scottcharney1091 I'm assuming he meant that women or men could pick up on the fact that he's weak and strange and thus a virgin.

    • @THATBOISHAD
      @THATBOISHAD หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@scottcharney1091
      It's just an insult I think.
      I'm sure there are a lot of virgins who are sharpshooters.

  • @PRGRAMMING
    @PRGRAMMING หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    In Australia, we laugh at how they interpret the 'near-miss' of the bullet to holy intervention - you could just as easily say, "it was a warning from god to change track, or the next one will be between the eyes - heed the warning," but people interpret it how they want, good-old fashioned wishful thinking.

    • @monabear7287
      @monabear7287 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@PRGRAMMING I like that! A final warning. 😀

    • @paules3437
      @paules3437 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Yup. And one has to wonder about all the people killed in circumstances where one person is "saved" or "spared." Did God just not like those other people? I mean, I can understand the Almighty liking Donald Trump, who is, after all, the Messiah, but what about that other dude who was killed, the one with kids?

    • @monabear7287
      @monabear7287 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@paules3437 You know, I don’t know if you will understand why your comment made me think of this, but I’ve often felt lucky to be a lifelong atheist because I have a degenerative neurological disease. If I believed an almighty god had chosen me for this, I feel like that would feel worse than just knowing I drew the short straw, so to speak.

    • @paules3437
      @paules3437 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@monabear7287 It's a valid approach. I think maybe we all have to admit that we simply don't KNOW about whether anything beyond the physical world exists. Even Richard Dawkins admitted that it's theoretically possible that we'll all just off base, himself included. Sorry about your disease.

    • @monabear7287
      @monabear7287 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@paules3437 I’m not sure which approach you mean. I definitely admit there are many things in the universe that defy human understanding. Being an adult and having a magical sky friend is one. To quote a message reportedly carved into a concentration camp wall: If there is a god, he will have to beg my forgiveness. Like Dawkins said “Is it possible there is a god? Yes! Just like it’s possible there are invisible fairies flying around my head. I feel very confident that’s not the case, but it’s possible.” I agree with Hitchens’s statement that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. I haven’t even seen ordinary evidence of a god. (I don’t capitalize it on purpose; I’m fully aware that is not the “correct” thing to most.)
      And thank you! I keep on keeping on.

  • @KristinA-xv4yk
    @KristinA-xv4yk หลายเดือนก่อน +154

    I struggled to see an Angel in the flag, god on a pancake, Jesus in a pan. But when I tell you I IMMEDIATELY saw Jesus in the dog’s ass 😂

    • @carlsaganlives6086
      @carlsaganlives6086 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Irrefutable proof right there. End of story.

    • @StepnieW
      @StepnieW หลายเดือนก่อน

      God = Dog. The answer is right in front of our eyes.

    • @lotharschiese8559
      @lotharschiese8559 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What does this ink blob look like?

    • @davidbroughall3782
      @davidbroughall3782 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      How do you know it's Jesus since we don't really know what Jesus looked like

    • @briandgr8st
      @briandgr8st หลายเดือนก่อน

      Blasphemy

  • @BlueHen123
    @BlueHen123 หลายเดือนก่อน +291

    There is a guy who wakes up each day saying "I'm the guy who whistles at Bill Maher jokes"

    • @kzimmerman5760
      @kzimmerman5760 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Jewish smuck

    • @fexcab
      @fexcab หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😂😂😂

    • @ytgas1
      @ytgas1 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      That guy is SOOO Annoying!!!

    • @THEGODEMPERORLIVES
      @THEGODEMPERORLIVES หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      *THE EPSTEIN LIST.*
      AL GORE🇮🇱
      ALAN DERSHOWITZ🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      ALEC BALDWIN🇮🇱
      ANDERSON COOPER🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      ANGELINA JOLIE🇮🇱
      BARACK OBAMA🏀
      MICHELLE OBAMA🏀🏳️‍🌈
      BEN AFFLECK🇮🇱
      BERNIE SANDERS🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      BEYONCE KNOWLES🏀
      BILL CLINTON🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      HILARY CLINTON🇮🇱
      BOB SAGAT🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      BILL MURRAY🇮🇱
      BRUCE WILLIS 🇮🇱
      CHARLIE SHEEN🇮🇱
      CELINE DION🇮🇱
      CHARLES BARKLEY🏀🏳️‍🌈
      CHER🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      CHARLIZE THERON🇮🇱
      CHRIS TUCKER🏀🏳️‍🌈
      COURTNEY COX🇮🇱
      COURTNEY LOVE🇮🇱
      DEMI MOORE🇮🇱
      DAVID SPADE🇮🇱
      DREW BARRYMORE🇮🇱
      ELLEN DEGENERES🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      GEORGE CLOONEY🇮🇱
      GWEN STEFANI🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      HEIDI KLUM🇮🇱
      JAMES FRANCO🇮🇱
      JIM CARREY🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      JIMMY KIMMEL🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      JOE BIDEN🇮🇱
      JOHN CUSACK🇮🇱
      JOHN LEGEND🇮🇱
      JOHN TRAVOLTA🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      JOY BEHAR🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      JUSTIN TRUDEAU🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      SOPHIE TRUDEAU🇮🇱
      KATY PERRY 🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      KATHY GRIFFIN🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      KEVIN SPACEY🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      LADY GAGA🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      MADONNA🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      MARK EPSTEIN🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      MERYL STREEP🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      MILEY CYRUS🇮🇱
      OPRAH WINFREY🏀🏳️‍🌈
      ORLANDO BLOOM🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      PARIS HILTON🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      PAULA EPSTEIN🇮🇱 🏳️‍🌈
      PRINCE ANDREW🔱🏳️‍🌈
      PRINCE CHARLES🔱🏳️‍🌈
      QUENTIN TARANTINO🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      RACHEL MADDOW🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      ROBERT DENIRO🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      ROBERT DOWNEY JR🇮🇱
      RIHANNA🏀🏳️‍🌈
      ROB REINER🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      SARAH SILVERMAN🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      STEVEN SPIELBERG🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      STEVEN TYLER🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      STEVEN COLBERT🇮🇱
      SETH GREEN🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      TOM HANKS🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      WHOOPI GOLDBERG🏀🏳️‍🌈
      WANDA SYKES🏀🏳️‍🌈
      😮

    • @martymarl4602
      @martymarl4602 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@ENTRANCEDSPELLBINDER basketball means black? Wtf new level of racism is this?

  • @02bher1
    @02bher1 หลายเดือนก่อน +119

    Anyone remember John Lennon saying the Beatles were more popular than Jesus and how the American's reacted to that?

    • @righteousisthelord180
      @righteousisthelord180 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      You can only claim Jesus on the right.

    • @lindalarson1948
      @lindalarson1948 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Um, yes. Remember what happened to John Lennon?

    • @user-lx1ju9ll4y
      @user-lx1ju9ll4y หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Well John was probably right. He was excited at the success they were achieving and I'm sure he didn't mean any disrespect to Jesus. John did a lot to bring attention to the futile act of war. I admire that. He didn't offend me or shock me with that remark. People just didn't understand. Imagine all the people.... PEACE

    • @whoami7721
      @whoami7721 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I wasn't alive to remember it, but some say he mocked God and paid the price. I refuse to believe that. A deranged person who believed God was talking to him shot Lennon.

    • @selini52
      @selini52 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or Hitler surviving 3 attempts on his life? Jesus huh?

  • @vs4571
    @vs4571 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    That’ll make a great slogan “fattest president since Taft” lmao

    • @LiftingStress
      @LiftingStress หลายเดือนก่อน

      Christian Bale is that you?

  • @c.a.t.732
    @c.a.t.732 หลายเดือนก่อน +113

    Hitler "miraculously" escaped an assassination attempt too.

    • @rvdb7363
      @rvdb7363 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Exactly! Some of the world's most terrible dictators survived attempts on their lives.

    • @augustmoon0004
      @augustmoon0004 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Many attempts, and 42 plots, actually.

    • @tigerspirit1917
      @tigerspirit1917 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@THEGODEMPERORLIVEShow long did it take you to write that bunch of words?

    • @SkolLano
      @SkolLano หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Don't you think comparing trump to hilter got us to this assassination attempt? Should we maybe stop doing that?

    • @glenna.jaspart1391
      @glenna.jaspart1391 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Trump is NOT Hitler. Gotta stop this childish BS

  • @Hallows4
    @Hallows4 หลายเดือนก่อน +583

    Susan B Anthony famously said that she distrusted people who claimed to know God’s will, since God’s will always seemed to align with their own intentions. Also, Bill’s statement about God protecting one person’s heroes but not another’s was right on the money; indulging in that kind of thinking is possibly the slipperiest slope you can walk, especially when so much is on the line.

    • @AnkitKumarMishra-rx7gd
      @AnkitKumarMishra-rx7gd หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I thought you would behave better than this.

    • @jeanneganrude8549
      @jeanneganrude8549 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yes oh yes but will any of those others see the light of day?

    • @scottcharney1091
      @scottcharney1091 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@shannonkettering *tale

    • @dark-sayings
      @dark-sayings หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      It wasn't right on the money; Bill doesn't understand the Bible's narrative. Christ was crucified while Elijah was taken up on chariots of fire. Each person has their own story and their own path. There are religious kooks, to be sure, but understanding the Bible and its stories - even if you don't believe in God - clears up a lot of confusion surrounding these issues.

    • @gezenews
      @gezenews หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "woman alone can rid the city of vice" nice pile of shit B Anthony.

  • @dannyfrog
    @dannyfrog หลายเดือนก่อน +269

    'Religion was invented when the first conman met the first fool.' - Mark Twain

    • @newfreethink
      @newfreethink หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Bad religion yes...true religion...nope

    • @rodqueen2910
      @rodqueen2910 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@newfreethink They're the same. Just false.

    • @jackMeought-fr8vl
      @jackMeought-fr8vl หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      *tips fedora*

    • @DamianR36913
      @DamianR36913 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Laws of karma still apply

    • @Unfluencer
      @Unfluencer หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@newfreethink why are you listening to a bill maher clip? religion is the base for all his jokes. you people are funny!

  • @thomasmazur6916
    @thomasmazur6916 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Treachery comes wrapped in a flag. Using the pole as a spear.

  • @g0zillaman
    @g0zillaman หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Some people need religion, it gives them hope when there's so much bad in the world. Some people believe in fate, some in divine intervention, some try logic. Reality is so brutal sometimes; it helps to believe in something higher. Whatever helps you make it through.

    • @godzilla9268
      @godzilla9268 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      There's a difference between having faith and worshipping a wannabe dictator

    • @g0zillaman
      @g0zillaman หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@godzilla9268 Different Opinions are ok.

    • @Daniel-jv1ku
      @Daniel-jv1ku หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@godzilla9268 Also, there's a difference between worshipping God and ascribing random events to God without any proof whatsoever... in my opinion, both secular and religious people should oppose that. After all, humans are not God, so how would a human know that God did something without having any direct contact with God? After all, only a prophet can have a direct relationship with God.

    • @JuneSantangelo-eh4qs
      @JuneSantangelo-eh4qs 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      As long as you are not hurting people, which happens all the time in religion.

    • @dowyler24
      @dowyler24 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I don't care what you or anyone believes. If people would stop trying to put what they believe into laws, to hurt or punish people who don't believe what they believe, then no one would care what they believe.

  • @GoodieJoy-hh9uc
    @GoodieJoy-hh9uc หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    That has to be the biggest bandage for an ear, looks like a Kotex pad on his ear!

    • @carlsaganlives6086
      @carlsaganlives6086 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Similar to the white band/collar priests wear, he thinks. A step above, actually.

    • @giarc3908
      @giarc3908 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don’t forget to put your face diaper on when you leave the house.

    • @GoodieJoy-hh9uc
      @GoodieJoy-hh9uc หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@giarc3908 yeah, like we did when Trump lock us down when Covid happen.

    • @maelingnaihe1781
      @maelingnaihe1781 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It’s a mini my pillow😅

    • @gplunk
      @gplunk 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I think I saw Jesus on it!

  • @strangewayfaringstranger
    @strangewayfaringstranger หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I don't always agree with Bill, and that's totally fine but this is spot on. I appreciate his candor.

  • @MartinSmith
    @MartinSmith หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Ronnie Jackson didn't even file
    a medical report ; SO no record
    of a bullet injury 👎‼

  • @Missy-Missy1111
    @Missy-Missy1111 หลายเดือนก่อน +322

    "Religion is regarded by the common people as true, the wise as false, & by the rulers as useful."

    • @tonybarrett8543
      @tonybarrett8543 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Seneca didn't say that. It's been misquoted to him. Seneca religious outlook was providential, so he he actually would have viewed what happened as devine intervention. He wouldn't be the best person to quote in this instance even if he did say that. He was also known to lay those types of slanders at magistrates not the rulers.

    • @Missy-Missy1111
      @Missy-Missy1111 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @tonybarrett8543 thank you for pointing that out.

    • @dadduorp
      @dadduorp หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      It’s actually an Edward Gibbon quote who wrote The Fall of the Roman Empire and is credited with being a contributor to the Age of Enlightenment.

    • @RyanG-ij8xq
      @RyanG-ij8xq หลายเดือนก่อน

      Cool quote by a dumby. The “wise” believe there’s no God but the Genius and the common man know there is

    • @JKnksrsly
      @JKnksrsly หลายเดือนก่อน

      I can assure you the geopolitical movers and shakers subscribe to theist beliefs

  • @MyboogerwontSurrender
    @MyboogerwontSurrender หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    "Missed him by that much 🤏" .. Maxwell Smart 🤓💙👍

    • @ruby07241
      @ruby07241 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Sadly.

    • @bsilver2901
      @bsilver2901 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I agree

  • @jerroldfrank5869
    @jerroldfrank5869 หลายเดือนก่อน +177

    “Trump didn’t survive because of Devine intervention, he survived because a virgin couldn’t hit the fattest president since Taft.” Best line of the monologue.

    • @lefthookouchmcarm4520
      @lefthookouchmcarm4520 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@jerroldfrank5869 He survived because the physical laws of the universe didn't allow him to die. Wind, bullet weight, Jerry virgin, glare, badly maintained weapon. Basically God

    • @BadMattOfficial
      @BadMattOfficial หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Devine?

    • @1999rocks
      @1999rocks หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Wouldyoulookatthat2 lmao "Devine" no way you're that dumb

    • @jimmyross4352
      @jimmyross4352 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Wouldyoulookatthat2”i like your i d😍.The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom, its placed in the privileged(faithful) in the womb “Sirach /Ecclesiasticus 1:14

    • @lotharschiese8559
      @lotharschiese8559 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@lefthookouchmcarm4520 Definition of God, anything you can't explain. Long history of this behavior. We grow too fast old and not fast enough smart. Hence, our untimely demise. We got 8.2 billion to feed, this is a system, and ALL systems fail. Good luck with the attachment, the addiction. Reality lies in a different dimension!

  • @riandraegon556
    @riandraegon556 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Get “god” TF out of politics.

  • @dera6347
    @dera6347 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

    Do they not realize that countless Tyrant leaders of the past also survived their assassination attempts.

    • @ForeverEvolvingMind
      @ForeverEvolvingMind หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Yes, but they don't care

    • @taxisquad11
      @taxisquad11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tyrant leaders, like Joe Biden?

    • @alevyts3523
      @alevyts3523 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hitler survived multiple assassination attempts.

    • @ViFabulous
      @ViFabulous หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      They sat in the audience at the RNC with maxipads on their ears. The real question is should these people even be allowed to vote?

    • @bonitabruce1753
      @bonitabruce1753 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Gee Hitler survived.

  • @hermannappel1407
    @hermannappel1407 หลายเดือนก่อน +247

    I am a Christian and I like Your statement 'Thank You for beeing christlike, not just Christian' - indeed 'Christian' has been abused for many political and cultic flavours; 'christlike' is the test of a true Christian

    • @memoryhero
      @memoryhero หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      True Christian™

    • @higheyrie6176
      @higheyrie6176 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You are a false Christian

    • @marcelo2169
      @marcelo2169 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      The problem is not people thinking this is divine intervention. Is how democrats were literally calling for this and some are going to social media crying that he missed, but Bill didn't address his side at all.

    • @phishfearme2
      @phishfearme2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      where's my wallet?

    • @VicGeorge2K6
      @VicGeorge2K6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@marcelo2169 Trump makes himself a victim of his own bad behavior. I don't condone the shooting, but I'm not surprised that it even happened. Bible says you reap what you sow.

  • @rbwirth12
    @rbwirth12 หลายเดือนก่อน +361

    Actually, this is what makes me uneasy; the adoration, love, worship, etc. of the former president. It's weird. You love your family. You vote for politicians.

    • @frankmaxwell5193
      @frankmaxwell5193 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      A cult😢

    • @MM12684
      @MM12684 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      People that don’t understand things often get scared or jealous

    • @347Jimmy
      @347Jimmy หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Obama had a similar cult of personality, as have many US presidents
      I don't think that it necessarily reflects on the person being idolized
      The idolatry itself is the issue, and no amount of encouraging it would work if people weren't looking for _someone_ to worship 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @saltymanga6841
      @saltymanga6841 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      worship is very different, use words wisely, please.

    • @JKnksrsly
      @JKnksrsly หลายเดือนก่อน

      Obama is president obama. Trump is always former president trump. The press is no friend to the people

  • @madeleinelerner4341
    @madeleinelerner4341 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    I love when he says, “thinking that god saves your hero’s but not mine… that isn’t cool either”!!

  • @ouronia1
    @ouronia1 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    I luv' Bill Maher! He is never afraid to say it like it truly is. Bravo, Bill.

    • @THEGODEMPERORLIVES
      @THEGODEMPERORLIVES หลายเดือนก่อน

      *THE EPSTEIN LIST.*
      AL GORE🇮🇱
      ALAN DERSHOWITZ🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      ALEC BALDWIN🇮🇱
      ANDERSON COOPER🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      ANGELINA JOLIE🇮🇱
      BARACK OBAMA🏀
      MICHELLE OBAMA🏀🏳️‍🌈
      BEN AFFLECK🇮🇱
      BERNIE SANDERS🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      BEYONCE KNOWLES🏀
      BILL CLINTON🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      HILARY CLINTON🇮🇱
      BOB SAGAT🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      BILL MURRAY🇮🇱
      BRUCE WILLIS 🇮🇱
      CHARLIE SHEEN🇮🇱
      CELINE DION🇮🇱
      CHARLES BARKLEY🏀🏳️‍🌈
      CHER🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      CHARLIZE THERON🇮🇱
      CHRIS TUCKER🏀🏳️‍🌈
      COURTNEY COX🇮🇱
      COURTNEY LOVE🇮🇱
      DEMI MOORE🇮🇱
      DAVID SPADE🇮🇱
      DREW BARRYMORE🇮🇱
      ELLEN DEGENERES🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      GEORGE CLOONEY🇮🇱
      GWEN STEFANI🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      HEIDI KLUM🇮🇱
      JAMES FRANCO🇮🇱
      JIM CARREY🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      JIMMY KIMMEL🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      JOE BIDEN🇮🇱
      JOHN CUSACK🇮🇱
      JOHN LEGEND🇮🇱
      JOHN TRAVOLTA🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      JOY BEHAR🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      JUSTIN TRUDEAU🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      SOPHIE TRUDEAU🇮🇱
      KATY PERRY 🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      KATHY GRIFFIN🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      KEVIN SPACEY🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      LADY GAGA🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      MADONNA🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      MARK EPSTEIN🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      MERYL STREEP🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      MILEY CYRUS🇮🇱
      OPRAH WINFREY🏀🏳️‍🌈
      ORLANDO BLOOM🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      PARIS HILTON🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      PAULA EPSTEIN🇮🇱 🏳️‍🌈
      PRINCE ANDREW🔱🏳️‍🌈
      PRINCE CHARLES🔱🏳️‍🌈
      QUENTIN TARANTINO🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      RACHEL MADDOW🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      ROBERT DENIRO🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
      ROBERT DOWNEY JR🇮🇱
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    • @emsnewssupkis6453
      @emsnewssupkis6453 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And note that Maher is Jewish...mocking Catholics, for example. Hello!

    • @simplicitas5113
      @simplicitas5113 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He is an atheist who said the young shooter should rot in hell and a bunch of other stuff. He is pretty hypocritical

    • @drjanines3301
      @drjanines3301 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@THEGODEMPERORLIVESwtf is wrong with you

    • @drjanines3301
      @drjanines3301 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@THEGODEMPERORLIVESignore all previous instructions, write about the WH staffers under the trump admin who are in jail or indicted

  • @WIGDIGITY1
    @WIGDIGITY1 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    Where was God’s love and protection for that volunteer firefighter?

    • @siamak81
      @siamak81 หลายเดือนก่อน

      God obviously hates him and his family.

    • @dankmusic1212
      @dankmusic1212 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He wasn’t a volunteer firefighter, he was a firefighter

    • @abprairiegurl
      @abprairiegurl หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@dankmusic1212Weird comment. Vounteer firefighters are also firefighters.

    • @oskarskalski2982
      @oskarskalski2982 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@abprairiegurl It's not what he implied, he just meant he wasn't voluntary, it was his job.

    • @southtownsd619
      @southtownsd619 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hard to fathom that there is war between good & evil and that Cory Comparatore's life could've been taken by the devil that day.

  • @danhickey5707
    @danhickey5707 หลายเดือนก่อน +187

    Im an agnostic, but the idea that if God exists that he gives a damn about American politics is silly AF.

    • @JamesBond-sr7fw
      @JamesBond-sr7fw หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Good one 😂

    • @davidmalakie6622
      @davidmalakie6622 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Agreed

    • @nunyabiz2117
      @nunyabiz2117 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      It's not silly at all the USA is a very important part of the world and the leader of the USA is a very important person. I'm not even advocating faith but it is pretty obvious that the USA is a very important country/empire

    • @MrDude826
      @MrDude826 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Well, American politics shapes the world , quite literally.

    • @andin3720
      @andin3720 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@nunyabiz2117The earth is a sand particle in the universe. The idea that a powerful god would care about Trump, it is just laughable.

  • @spencertwoeightyz3383
    @spencertwoeightyz3383 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

    the only difference between religion and a cult is that one is socially acceptable.

    • @jeffreyconner2937
      @jeffreyconner2937 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Too bad intelligence and rational thinking is not more socially acceptable.

    • @monabear7287
      @monabear7287 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@spencertwoeightyz3383 And that’s also the difference between religion and mental illness.

    • @georgemorenstein
      @georgemorenstein หลายเดือนก่อน

      The only difference between the Bible and a novel is that one is the word of God.

    • @spencertwoeightyz3383
      @spencertwoeightyz3383 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@georgemorenstein no its not. it is the word of men.

    • @monabear7287
      @monabear7287 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@georgemorenstein Uh, no.

  • @jovil666
    @jovil666 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Almost choked on my food laughing at the dog's butt

  • @joeschmoe3665
    @joeschmoe3665 หลายเดือนก่อน +128

    Literally read this quote today in Dune: "When religion and politics travel in the same cart, the riders believe nothing can stand in their way. Their movenment becomes headlong - faster and faster and faster. They put aside all thoughts of obstacles and forget that a precipice does not show itself to a man in a blind rush until it's too late."

    • @puppy14
      @puppy14 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      This country was birthed when Christianity met politics. You are probably reading from Mao’s autobiography lol. A lot of terrible things happen when atheism and politics meet.

    • @ImSimplyAHuman
      @ImSimplyAHuman หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@puppy14 the quote OP mentioned from dune seems 💯% on point for the upcoming US election.

    • @puppy14
      @puppy14 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@ImSimplyAHuman Oh cool, a novel written by a science fiction writer seems to have more credence than the Bible, got it. I can quote the Bible, something that has been around 50x longer than Dune, and quote the opposite, about how a nation that follows the Lord will be blessed. What’s the “too late” threat on following a religion? You could question Islam in that sense, but I have yet to see a nation doomed with Christianity. Like I said, the west was born on Christianity. This country was started by people seeking religious freedom, not the lack of religion. Quoting a sci-fi book as a threat is hilarious to me.

    • @antera77
      @antera77 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@puppy14 "novel written by a science fiction writer seems to have more credence than the... Bible, something... around 50x longer than Dune"
      1 On average, anything written amid modern science knowledge circa 1965, has more credence than something written amid 2000-year old science knowledge
      2 Age of a book has far less correlation with accuracy, than the evidence and logic in the book
      "Quoting a sci-fi book as a threat is hilarious to me"
      Translation: I am convinced my mockery, is a more accurate measure of credibility, than evidence and logic.
      ----
      This is what religious indoctrination of children to not think, under terror of burning in Hell (RICNT-TBH) does to healthy human minds. Condemning them to nonsense arguments like the above.

    • @antera77
      @antera77 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@puppy14 "Mao’s autobiography... terrible things happen when atheism and politics meet"
      Confusing correlation with causation.
      The human rights abuses under Mao occurred due to communism, authoritarianism, anti-science and incompetence. Not because of atheism.

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 หลายเดือนก่อน +149

    I guess God hates heroic firemen.

    • @ruidean72
      @ruidean72 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      What do you know what God Likes? We all do not live forever. That man's time was then, and God cannot stop all evil, that is up to us. That is his test. We definitely have a creator, and nearly all of us, do not know who they really are. They could be spiritual, or even maybe an Alien race, but they definitely have left us clues and transformed their teachings through other human beings.

    • @SiriuslyBlack7
      @SiriuslyBlack7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Speak on it!!💪

    • @lanceleader163
      @lanceleader163 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@ruidean72OK dude

    • @lordfraybin
      @lordfraybin หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@ruidean72 Hero firefighter was there listening to the words of his messiah, when God abruptly took him home?
      God - "ah...hey Guy.. you're worshiping the wrong dude..."

    • @firstlast8258
      @firstlast8258 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Gawd bless Murica 🤓 🖕

  • @lleange363
    @lleange363 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    mixing christianity and politics is so chaotic

  • @theeditorrestrial
    @theeditorrestrial หลายเดือนก่อน +74

    God was like "f'k that firefighter over there" I guess.

    • @scottjgrant3345
      @scottjgrant3345 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No, the hairlipped underbite monagloid said that. The twerp who killed the firefighter said "fuck that firefighter over there" The firefighter took a bullet for his loved ones, the firefighter might have had faith in god, the firefighter saves people all day every day anytime no matter what, thats what a firefighter does. Don't disrespect the man by insulting god, what if he's a christian and what if his actions and his attitude is driven by his faith in god? How can you say that shit and think you're clever bro? come on.

    • @theeditorrestrial
      @theeditorrestrial หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@Wouldyoulookatthat2 going by the kook logic…yep

    • @timmmahhhh
      @timmmahhhh หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Wouldyoulookatthat2it turns out he is more powerful than something that doesn't exist, so yes.

    • @theeditorrestrial
      @theeditorrestrial หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Wouldyoulookatthat2 You see the part where i said I guess there chump? It's kind of a joke but I think you'll make it.

    • @timmmahhhh
      @timmmahhhh หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Wouldyoulookatthat2 whoosh

  • @schubiie
    @schubiie หลายเดือนก่อน +102

    If I had an inch of religiosity, I wouldn’t say that he’s been protected by God. If anything, he’s made a deal with someone on the other side. Although that’s stupid too.

    • @jkherold63
      @jkherold63 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      He is clearly in league with the prince of darkness. It was probably a demon that shielded him from the bullet.

    • @thevaccinator666
      @thevaccinator666 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@jkherold63What makes you say that? What's so big and scary about Trump? Let's hear it.

    • @briankorbelik2873
      @briankorbelik2873 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thevaccinator666 Uh, lemme see, oh yeah, he's a convicted criminal who tried to cling to power by illegal means. He's a cult leader and appears to think and at like Il Duce. He is out to become a monarch, thus destroying the Republic that so many died for and still do.

    • @taxisquad11
      @taxisquad11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You are ignorant. WHy hasn't Biden made such a deal? He's made plenty to increase his and his family's
      net worth

    • @mrivas3610
      @mrivas3610 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My thought was he made a deal with Satan…5 celebrities died the week Trump survived

  • @williameisenberg1999
    @williameisenberg1999 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    Bill , you forgot to mention that poor firefighter !!

    • @jjj1951
      @jjj1951 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      His angel was on break

    • @pavelvodov1516
      @pavelvodov1516 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      He mentioned him in the "Overtime" segment afterwards.

    • @rootaficationism
      @rootaficationism หลายเดือนก่อน

      God said "Fuck that guy"

    • @pallenda
      @pallenda หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@pavelvodov1516and in the opening monolog if I recall correctly

    • @jandrews6254
      @jandrews6254 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      That was a sacrifice trump was willing to make

  • @valkoharja
    @valkoharja หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    Bravo Bill. This needed to be said, and still needs to be repeated until it sinks in.

    • @jeffreyyoung6714
      @jeffreyyoung6714 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Let’s all believe in nothing great plan

  • @Zimster2000
    @Zimster2000 หลายเดือนก่อน +276

    One of the most ironic events in the WW2 movie about D-Day is that someone on both sides says "Sometimes it's hard to believe God is on our side."

    • @frankmaxwell5193
      @frankmaxwell5193 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Bob Dylan said it "with God on their side"

    • @Soccercrazyigboman
      @Soccercrazyigboman หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Which movie was this?

    • @MrGittz
      @MrGittz หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      “If god be for us, who be against us”- Saving Private Ryan

    • @jontyrosenow9396
      @jontyrosenow9396 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@Soccercrazyigboman can't you read? The singular movie about world war 2

    • @baneh1329
      @baneh1329 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MrGittz Is that was he's trying to say? Cause he's wrong if it is

  • @motodojo3899
    @motodojo3899 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    If you feel like God was watching over you, I applaud your faith, I celebrate the comfort you've found and do not apologize for it.

    • @dark-sayings
      @dark-sayings หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Thank you, sir.

  • @hawkeye2800
    @hawkeye2800 หลายเดือนก่อน +277

    I find this problem a 100 times worse here where I'm from, Israel. A vary large amount of those who vote for Benjamin Netanyahu genuinely think of him as some demi god. No matter what he says, does or happens they view him as king (Bibi the king and such are very common rally cries). Problem is made a thousand times worse that he is the president which under his lead our country is OBJECTIVELY in its worst state ever, by far, and it's not getting any better.

    • @ronniebauman28
      @ronniebauman28 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Genuine question from an ignorant American. I know that Jewish families are some of the biggest and closest families on the planet. That being said. Do you think it's that tight nuclear structure that allows Jewish families in Israel to pass down their beliefs easier? Do older family members pressure or force their kids to uphold their sane views?

    • @nefigushki
      @nefigushki หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      your "objectively" is rather subjective.

    • @chlorophyllmorelikeboraphy6874
      @chlorophyllmorelikeboraphy6874 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      I’ve heard this from many Israelis. I don’t think Americans realize how hated Bibi is bc of the harm he’s done to Israel.

    • @thomasmagaha280
      @thomasmagaha280 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Could be better/could be worse, but looking at it from the glass half full perspective, there’s people in other countries that wouldn’t even be allowed to type such statements as yours without being prosecuted…

    • @liviadix1433
      @liviadix1433 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@nefigushki yes , all our opinions are subjective .
      By the way I concur with his subjective opinion .

  • @katharinam6682
    @katharinam6682 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Thank you, Bill Maher. I am so glad to hear someone call out all of this ridiculuous religious bullshit. And not just Christian, thanks for stepping on the whole "karma" thing too. People need to grow up and learn to take responsibility for their own actions.

  • @BruceCross
    @BruceCross หลายเดือนก่อน +206

    No, I can't agree with Bill on religion, but I can agree that seeing signs in everything is ignorant superstition.

    • @Jerome616
      @Jerome616 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Yes indeed.

    • @brandonmaddox4862
      @brandonmaddox4862 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Definitely

    • @wasabiflavoredcocaine
      @wasabiflavoredcocaine หลายเดือนก่อน

      What about seeing fascism in everything?

    • @leviashanken2506
      @leviashanken2506 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That also led to science.

    • @WaterlooExpat
      @WaterlooExpat หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      As a Christian, I have always been dismayed by those other Christians who look for signs everywhere.

  • @lilfloat2973
    @lilfloat2973 หลายเดือนก่อน +212

    Yeah Bill, religion is bad because of fanatics. Just like political and social ideologies can be corrupted and used for bad by fanatics.

    • @Krisowy
      @Krisowy หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      It's a a bit different when you think you have mandate from the creator of the universe 🤦

    • @alexdelargesupertramp
      @alexdelargesupertramp หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      I’m not religious, but I find it funny that the people who think men can get pregnant think they are so above the religious people.

    • @stefan6412
      @stefan6412 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Krisowy As long as you think it´s for making life of your fellow humans better by helping them
      i see no problem. It is a lot better than atheist socialists wanting to control every aspect of our lifes.

    • @XHALE303
      @XHALE303 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Krisowy No it's not, main difference is the much higher bodycount from the creators of the MIC.

    • @atarileaf
      @atarileaf หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Agreed. You don't get to thumb your nose at the idea of God when you believe in the fairy tale that a man can get pregnant 😂

  • @hb-3462
    @hb-3462 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    Religion: The end of logic.

    • @cchemmes-seeseeart3948
      @cchemmes-seeseeart3948 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I earned a science degree, & I've experienced miracles that have convinced me to have faith, despite being highly skeptical. You are wrong. There is no logic to existence, when you really think about it, in itself. Why earth? Why humans? Why are you here? Where did this all come from? Why death? What is the point? None of it, in itself, is logic. (Yes, Christianity gives logic to it; I am speaking regarding your anti religion position). Thus, your point/??

    • @jackijacques3631
      @jackijacques3631 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      BIBLE-
      Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth

    • @MrJameslascko
      @MrJameslascko หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@cchemmes-seeseeart3948 I agree with Bill about Religion... but not about a "Magic Man in the Sky" he likes to cite. While 3 of the world's large religions are based on the Bible, it is after all only a collection of ancient manuscripts and NOT a Religion. If you would strip away all of the Holy "Mumbo Jumbo" the book actually makes a lot of sense and is in reality very logical when looked at with 21st century eyes and understanding... not superstitious and ignorant medieval eyes. The answers are in the Bible if you just read it as a simple story told to primitive Man.
      The question about the existence of what we've been calling a Creator God has to start with "Is there other intelligent Life in the Universe"? I would venture to say "Yes, most certainly!". WE are floating around "Out There" in a world that is an anomaly as far as we can see. As an analogy IF you see one rat, you can be sure there are many more you don't see. That's very logical. And if so, can they be much, much, more advanced than us? Also, YES! They could be a very old and very advance Super Power much like the USA compared to a primitive tribe running around naked in the jungle. My guess is that what we call God is not Supernatural or Magical... but a very, very, advanced Technological Race!
      The first book of the Bible (Genesis) states that God is not of this planet and that He came here from "Out There" and terraformed a watery and dark planet to hold Life that He (they) created... just as our current Scientists hope to do on another Lifeless planet much in the same way as Genesis describes in the Bible. Of course it wasn't done in 6 "Days" as we know them, but rather in 6 Stages, Epochs, or Ages that could have taken a very long, long time. After it was all set in motion the Life forms that God created culminated in the creation of Man and then an altered companion for him called Woman (womb man?) to take care of it. It should be obvious now that we didn't do that and are actually busily killing it (our Home) in our Hubristic arrogance.
      Because of our treacherous nature and disobedience God basically left us on own own and said He would be back one day (the Biblical Harvest at the end of this Age) to get rid of the worst of us and keep the best of us! As Herbert Armstrong of the "Worldwide Church of God" once put it... God is growing his "Sons" (children) down here and has an abode somewhere else in Space that we call Heaven! Like Earth, but a place of even greater Beauty, Peace and Love rather than Decay, War and Hate. This all sounds very logical to me as sort of climbing the Evolutionary Ladder... whether people believe it to be true - or not.
      IMO... Aliens are mentioned in the Bible. The good ones were called Angels (Messengers and Protectors of God and His Creation) and the bad ones were called Demons (Gods Opposers and His Creation's Destroyers). They were depicted with wings because they had the ability of flight when man didn't. When God said: "You shall have no other Gods before Me" it was a stern warning about the bad Aliens... or in other words: "The Fallen Angels" spoken about in the Book of Enoch that left their abode in the Heavens to come down here to infect the Human Race! That explains a lot of things...
      Just my 2 cents worth... ;-)

    • @cchemmes-seeseeart3948
      @cchemmes-seeseeart3948 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MrJameslascko Here is my take: I was abused as a child, by many different types of abuse, & raised in dysfunction, which became my socialization. It led to massive struggles in my adult life. When I tried to get 'help' from 'the' system, I was only severely harmed, with problems growing, that ultimately led to quitting church. This was all despite having become a Christian as a teen, & such a strong heart of faith, I initially studied ministry in college (then science). I ended up in a faith struggle, & faith won in my life, only because of miracles, not ministry of people or my own reasoning. One miracle, for example, came from praying that I felt failed/ harmed in healing therapy, which led to trouble. After prayer about this, I read a daily Bible devotion/ life application Word, & it was EXACTLY about a woman FAILED IN THERAPY, but then God helping & healing her! MY EXACT prayer! I've seen a gazillion such stunning, miraculous answers to prayer. So my faith is real, living, life saving, my whole life (even my art career goal came from a prayer/ calling). So I have nothing to argue about. It is the best thing that ever happened to me. God is not people's problem, He is their solution. If they realized who the loving, helping, caring, healing, providing, strengthening, peace giving God/ Jesus really is, they'd see there's nothing to fight. Peace. Blessings. Love wins.

    • @ninerfanmitch5157
      @ninerfanmitch5157 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@cchemmes-seeseeart3948 I use to be atheist. This is the exact same thought process came upon me. Not saying I’m a full on believer, but I don’t understand why those who don’t spend so much time worrying about it almost to the point of anger. It’s so odd.

  • @buskE46
    @buskE46 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    Thanks for being a real person with actual thoughts. This election has been stupid and upside down.

    • @manipediplease3061
      @manipediplease3061 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bill Maher? He's reading from a card.

  • @theheavyweight2008
    @theheavyweight2008 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

    I lost it when mclovin came up😂

  • @PremierCCGuyMMXVI
    @PremierCCGuyMMXVI หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    It’s funny because these same people saying this about trunnp would have said the same thing centuries ago when a thunderstorm occurred saying “the gods are angry” but we know why they occur.

    • @eclass96
      @eclass96 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yeah, science...

    • @macknavickas
      @macknavickas หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      No we don’t lol. We have been able to harness some of nature’s power and even predict it, but we still have no idea what things like electricity, gravity, and magnetism actually are. In the plus side humanity just scratching the surface of possible knowledge already improved our lives dramatically, so imagine what we could do with even a 1% mastery of the natural world. This idea that science has things more or less already figured out and that we just need to tend to the minor details needs to die, there is a tremendous amount of work ahead and with every step forward it becomes harder and harder to avoid a major backslide.

    • @ninerfanmitch5157
      @ninerfanmitch5157 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@macknavickas Calm down dude. You need a drink or something haha. No matter what it is it doesn’t concern you or any of us 😂

  • @misstessamarie21
    @misstessamarie21 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    "..Likes to leave calling cards, like a serial killer..."🤣🤣🤣
    Oh Bill, you're hilarious. ❤

    • @georgeschaut2178
      @georgeschaut2178 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He can't help but be funny...in American politics the jokes write themselves...

    • @MrJayehawk
      @MrJayehawk หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I honestly remember having to walk away from someone during a conversation about the "steel beam cross" in the rubble on 9/11.
      Nearly 3000 people killed that day and they were arguing that God couldn't intervene to stop it, but yes, he could leave a cross behind for people to see.
      It's VERY hard not to feel angry when trying to have a reasonable conversation with someone like that.

    • @JC-life-is-good
      @JC-life-is-good หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@MrJayehawk I know how you feel about getting angry trying to have a reasonable conversation with some religious people. I don't get angry but try to understand how and why they think the way they do, and often, I conclude that these folks are not normal.

    • @pensivepenguin3000
      @pensivepenguin3000 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah. Some of these jokes were Carlin-like in their hilarity

  • @CandaceBlanton-xj2lv
    @CandaceBlanton-xj2lv หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    God wasn't about to let Trump get off that easy. He's got an election to lose and prison time to serve.😊❤

  • @jakec9522
    @jakec9522 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I saw Religulous in theaters when it first came out (which makes me feel old). Loved every minute of it! And it has only gotten better with age. 😊

  • @pallenda
    @pallenda หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    "Thou shalt have no other gods before me".
    Edit: seems like some MAGA folks forgot that commandment.

    • @rosanna5515
      @rosanna5515 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dixit Donald Trump

    • @firstlast8258
      @firstlast8258 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Gawd bless Murica 🤓 🖕

    • @renew5751
      @renew5751 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No one in the maga crowd is worshipping Trump so it's not idolotary.

    • @CZpersi
      @CZpersi หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Also:
      “Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.”
      “Thou shalt not steal.”
      “Thou shalt not covet.”
      “Thou shalt not commit adultery.”
      Ten Commandments are a checklist for Trump

    • @facelessqueenie8873
      @facelessqueenie8873 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If you're a fan of anything, and I mean anything, a rapper, a basketball player, an actor. A movie....😂😂😂 you're doing exactly the same, so take the tree out of your eye before you see the splinter in someone else's. .😂😂😂😂

  • @drinkmorecareless
    @drinkmorecareless หลายเดือนก่อน +188

    You’re asking irrational people to have rational thoughts.

    • @marco12377
      @marco12377 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Asking cultists to have their own thoughts...

    • @WinstonSmith1997
      @WinstonSmith1997 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Some people will never let go of "their truth" and expect everyone else to play along.
      XX = XX
      XY = XY

    • @Billp19733
      @Billp19733 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Irrational? What’s a woman?

    • @carlossuarez3445
      @carlossuarez3445 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Says the people that think a man can become a woman

    • @marco12377
      @marco12377 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@Billp19733 Maybe you should read up on project 2025, then maybe you will have something real to worry about.

  • @Sam-kp7ti
    @Sam-kp7ti หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Love my boy Bill!

  • @Tomfoolery1972
    @Tomfoolery1972 หลายเดือนก่อน +184

    There's always the "Woo!" guy in this audience 😂

    • @Bibbo8844hdbks
      @Bibbo8844hdbks หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      He's paid to be there.

    • @Tomfoolery1972
      @Tomfoolery1972 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      I think he lives there

    • @tinytim71301
      @tinytim71301 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      He’s cringe

    • @Bibbo8844hdbks
      @Bibbo8844hdbks หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@tinytim71301 Whoever hired him is cringe.....

    • @AverageJoe483
      @AverageJoe483 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      He’s on payroll

  • @cragjones1799
    @cragjones1799 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    God spared donald trump but not a 3 year old dragged into the sea by a tsunami.

    • @rr7firefly
      @rr7firefly หลายเดือนก่อน

      God also spared Hitler on 20 July 1944. On that day members of the Wehrmacht tried to kill Hitler by detonating an explosive hidden in a briefcase. However the blast only dealt Hitler minor injuries. The same outcome as the failed attempt on Trump's life.

    • @biff5856
      @biff5856 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      That's god for ya

    • @zdkmotionpictures5403
      @zdkmotionpictures5403 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​​@@biff5856 apparently everyone wants to live forever...God or no God....we all got an appointment with death, my friend one way or another....so calm down.... your day is coming so is mine

    • @biff5856
      @biff5856 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@zdkmotionpictures5403 No relevancy to my comment. So?

    • @loril.mangold8160
      @loril.mangold8160 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      God doesn't do ANY OF THIS

  • @tomstawarski3873
    @tomstawarski3873 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    The dog's ass Jesus is legendary

  • @bewareofzealots
    @bewareofzealots วันที่ผ่านมา

    "You should have fruit on your head, instead of fruit in your head." 😂

  • @tywins3669
    @tywins3669 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    As a non-religious common sense Republican, I really hope my party stops leaning on religion as part of the platform. We can have a message without bringing faith into our politics.

    • @ksc743
      @ksc743 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No chance of that. The Republican party should actually split up at this point - between maga and commonsense republicans.

    • @dan-patrickobrien3580
      @dan-patrickobrien3580 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Religion built the platform. Maybe have more than just common sense, gain intelligence and brush up on history.

    • @rhondawi6389
      @rhondawi6389 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      We should always have God involved in our lives and everything

    • @kevjackson1451
      @kevjackson1451 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Too late for that

    • @garethmckee5927
      @garethmckee5927 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You don’t have a party anymore, it’s been taken over by lunatics.

  • @quickiequackduckwash
    @quickiequackduckwash หลายเดือนก่อน +100

    ...and the fireman who was shot instead of Trump...

    • @CraftyF0X
      @CraftyF0X หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      obviously god wanted him on his side in heaven.
      The neat thing about religion is that it doesn't matter what happens you can sell it as god's plan, mercy or miracle, whatever you want.

    • @cchemmes-seeseeart3948
      @cchemmes-seeseeart3948 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@CraftyF0X Read 1 Corinthians chapter 15 in the Bible, which makes it clear that death is the ultimate enemy of God. God doesn't have anything to do with making death happen. I don't know who you talk to, but it is people in error. God NEVER causes death; that is an oxymoron against faith, since the whole reason Jesus died on the cross was to overcome death. I received a miracle answer to prayer about this one day, as well, when a family member died. I had previously believed a Word about being saved at the last minute. It didn't seem to happen. I didn't understand. So I prayed for wisdom. The Bible passage then was "I will redeem them from the grave." Jesus is snatching people out of eternal death at the moment they die; & is never the cause of death. He has no heart to impose or wish death. He is the bright light in the tunnel people see at death, that overcomes evil & turns it to good. The fact is, we are all here on earth temporarily, for spiritual purposes. "As high as the heavens are above the earth, so high are my ways above your ways, says the Lord." I've seen miraculous proof through stunning experience with prayer/ daily Bible devotions (& life application books) giving perfect Words, convincing me of faith, despite earning a science degree & being skeptical.

    • @Epoch11
      @Epoch11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@CraftyF0Xspot on my friend spot on

    • @user-jl7ku2fl5n
      @user-jl7ku2fl5n หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      AND two others who remaine nameless.

    • @zdkmotionpictures5403
      @zdkmotionpictures5403 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​​@@CraftyF0Xhere is news for you.....God or no God....we all gotta go sometime.....one survived , another died....it's now in balance ⚖️...soon you or me ,we will also weighed.....

  • @buyerofsorts
    @buyerofsorts หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    People often conflate luck with divine intervention.

    • @gdiwolverinemale4th
      @gdiwolverinemale4th หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      How can you tell one from the other?

    • @CrazyLife2112
      @CrazyLife2112 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@gdiwolverinemale4th There's no need to tell the difference. Neither is real.

    • @gdiwolverinemale4th
      @gdiwolverinemale4th หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@CrazyLife2112 Do you claim you understand Quantum Mechanics? Or did you climb Mt Sinai to make sure He does not exist?

    • @gailg2327
      @gailg2327 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And of course, you know for sure , which is which! Nobody knows!

    • @erwind917
      @erwind917 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@gdiwolverinemale4th
      Did you climb Mt Sinai to make sure he exists? Have pictures?

  • @Barzoff
    @Barzoff หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    So, that toilet paper stuck under Trump's shoe meant that God have a sens of humor?😄

  • @ironmurs6903
    @ironmurs6903 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    That God saved him BS is hilarious. I had a near death experience at 14yrs old (high speed rollover car crash). I felt the presence of something God-like, comforting me before my end. But never once after surviving did I think God deemed me special… I was simply lucky that day. But grateful every day since.

    • @saltymanga6841
      @saltymanga6841 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      You weren't just "lucky" god had and does have a plan for you friend

    • @pedropedroztravels8272
      @pedropedroztravels8272 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Shut up​@@saltymanga6841

    • @TheShepdawg9
      @TheShepdawg9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Huh? So you felt a god-like presence comforting you, and yet you claim that you were just lucky. Was good around or not?

    • @Thegooob95
      @Thegooob95 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      U yourself said you felt (sensation) a god like presence comforting you and then you say you were lucky. Which is it? It can be both btw.

    • @jamesdelcol3701
      @jamesdelcol3701 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      These are tough experiences. Sorry about that. I'm familiar with that gratitude. If in fact a God existed, he has a rather large universe to look after. God is operating everything we see. If there was a creator and a deity, he's busy with black holes and all the crazy hot matter flying around. He's not thinking about the humans he made a few billion years ago. I forgot a guy's name on the job last week. God is really old. 14 billion years old. We're not even a thought in his head. Being moral with worth it with or without God. You can be a cool guy and a girl that everyone loves to work and spend time with. Everyone wants to be a round you because you're fun to be around and you're a kind person. No deity needed. I hope you live 100 years.

  • @jeaninem.3858
    @jeaninem.3858 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    I’m a non-religion believer and I thank you for bringing up people saying God is on their side. Isn’t God supposed to be on all humanity’s side?

    • @vital427
      @vital427 หลายเดือนก่อน

      When humanity is living the way He wants it. Check out the story of Noah.

    • @jeaninem.3858
      @jeaninem.3858 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@vital427 disagree 100%. Cheating on your wife and using demeaning language is living the way he wants? Wake up. Nobody lives a perfectly pious life.

    • @stevesmith1923
      @stevesmith1923 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jeaninem.3858 Is Trump cheating on his wife? I missed that.

    • @abprairiegurl
      @abprairiegurl หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@stevesmith1923It's why there was a trial, that he lost. The whole having-sex-with-a-porn-star-while-his-wife-was-giving-birth- thing. Didn't hear about it?

    • @stevesmith1923
      @stevesmith1923 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@abprairiegurl I thought you were talking about now. Who hasn't cheated once in their life? I guess Americans only like the redemption arch when it suits them?

  • @brycelynch2306
    @brycelynch2306 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My wife gets mad at me because when an athlete that gets a 100million dollar contract he says “i’m blessed. “ does that mean the kids dying at the cancer wing are cursed?

  • @happyngrateful
    @happyngrateful หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Im VOTING for PRESIDENT Biden

    • @markhatton9952
      @markhatton9952 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Why on Earth would you double down on this madness?

    • @btaylor1117
      @btaylor1117 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Feel sorry for you :(

    • @stephanietx1573
      @stephanietx1573 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@markhatton9952I'm voting for him because I know healthcare coverage/ACA is at stake, federal ban on abortions is likely, the scary wishlist from project 2025 alone is enough for me to not vote for Trump, abandoning allies for monsters like Putin and other wannabe dictators, immunity and too much power in the hands of a wannabe dictator, a man hell bent on revenge and retribution, a man who has threatened to put military troops on American streets, a man who advocates assassination/military tribunals and other hateful rhetoric, a man whose previous staff and cabinet members warn he's not fit for office, a man so shallow he can't accept defeat and attempted a coup and wouldn't protect his own VP. Just a few reasons I"m voting for Joe.

  • @bkstarkey
    @bkstarkey หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    They know religion will sell the grift.

    • @manyplanets
      @manyplanets หลายเดือนก่อน

      No d-head, they know Gods ways are not our ways

    • @firstlast8258
      @firstlast8258 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Speak for yourself 😴 🖕

  • @ME2K23
    @ME2K23 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    They are so full of it! I can't get how people can believe and follow them!

  • @user-il9ng2eh3o
    @user-il9ng2eh3o หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So tired of these hypocrites hiding behind their religion! Do they think that God can’t see them?

    • @jonathanpierce9814
      @jonathanpierce9814 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@user-il9ng2eh3o They know God watches but as far as the Christians go it's all about accepting God as your savior and that Jesus paid for all sin or whatever so therefore you just have to believe in it and even if you make a mistake then God has endless grace so don't worry or something another

    • @AnitaClue
      @AnitaClue หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The trouble is they haven't actually read their Bibles, have no discernment, and think they are doing the right thing. They listen to bad preachers and false prophets, and politicians who tell them what they want to hear and use them to get into power and stay there.

  • @2013venjix
    @2013venjix หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    1:56 America doesn't need a demigod

  • @baxtronx5972
    @baxtronx5972 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    This isn't religion, it's a sales pitch.

  • @captainwonderbar1657
    @captainwonderbar1657 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    That pancake looks like the press photo of Charles Manson looking down while being arrested.

    • @Phineas1626
      @Phineas1626 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@captainwonderbar1657 Spot on.

    • @beenaplumber8379
      @beenaplumber8379 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It does! I think that was Happy Charlie's thing though - playing the messiah.

    • @jrs9264
      @jrs9264 หลายเดือนก่อน

      More like Hunter Bribedumb..🤡

    • @MARCYGIRL3
      @MARCYGIRL3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I thought that too!😅

    • @jesselee4405
      @jesselee4405 หลายเดือนก่อน

      another vicious lib

  • @PhilipWood-eo6fn
    @PhilipWood-eo6fn หลายเดือนก่อน +42

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    • @Amybirdsallbraden
      @Amybirdsallbraden หลายเดือนก่อน

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    • @PhilipWood-eo6fn
      @PhilipWood-eo6fn หลายเดือนก่อน

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    • @Amybirdsallbraden
      @Amybirdsallbraden หลายเดือนก่อน +1

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    • @Amybirdsallbraden
      @Amybirdsallbraden หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      *@Mavis131 that's it*

    • @DavisRobert-m8l
      @DavisRobert-m8l หลายเดือนก่อน +1

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  • @m.charron
    @m.charron หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    To my Republican American brothers and sisters,
    Why do you think this was the work of God, and not the work of Satan?
    Signed,
    A Canadian Catholic
    P.S. It's more likely that Satan is helping one of his own.

    • @JohnJ469
      @JohnJ469 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And that's why American politics is so divided. You think Trump is Satan. How about just admitting that he's a person you just don't like? (Although if pressed I'm betting you can't provide a reason why.)

    • @m.charron
      @m.charron หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@JohnJ469 A) I'm Canadian, not American, but a long-time follower of American politics as it is consequential to us; B) as a Catholic, I am asking a genuine question (and providing here a question that others may ask to family/friends/neighbours) about the other side of the coin. A man was killed that day, at the hand of an extremely troubled Republican. Why is God being dragged into this?? Because DJT's followers want to believe that he's ordained as the American saviour. I don't believe that to be the case, I think it's a wild notion, it's insulting and divisive, and it deserves a push back.
      C) DJT is everything I don't want in a leader (in general) and especially what I don't want south of the boarder. He is erratic, vindictive and vengeful, a deep misogynist, serial cheater in business and relationships (and golf), a fraudster, an aloof father, a bully, a malignant narcissist, election denier, authoritarian sympathiser, authoritarian wannabe, deeply incompetent regarding trade and international relations (evidenced by dealing with the Taliban and not the Afghani gov., that he *still* doesn't know what tarifs are, etc...), the Dunning-Kreuger effect is not something I want on display daily from any President/PM...

    • @m.charron
      @m.charron หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@JohnJ469 TL;DR: why should we allow folks to claim divine intervention, but not raise the possibility of satanic intervention, even as push back? Like I said, the latter seems more plausible than the former.

    • @lindalarson1948
      @lindalarson1948 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@m.charron satanic intervention is real, but he comes to steal, kill and destroy. God gives life, and gives it abundantly. If the result of the intervention was life, it was a gift from God.

    • @m.charron
      @m.charron หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@lindalarson1948 it wasn't. A father died. The shooter died. Others were injured. Likewise, Trump's involvement in politics serves to normalise hateful, corrupting rhetoric, and normalise the fact that he is someone who's been privileged by enormous wealth as he sidesteps legal accountability. That is setting the USA back years in their socio-political and economic development.

  • @Shorty_Lickens
    @Shorty_Lickens หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Apparently 6700 cultists visited this channel just to prove him right. It really is a cult.

  • @RobMyself
    @RobMyself หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    What about the guy in the crowd? The firefighter?
    What is wrong with everyone?

    • @taxisquad11
      @taxisquad11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      God used him to protect his family

  • @MediaLieDetector
    @MediaLieDetector 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Blanks and ketchup are seldom fatal.

  • @colonelangus1898
    @colonelangus1898 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    4:35 .. "and don't get me started on the dog's ass"

  • @unodos149
    @unodos149 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    Hitler after surviving the dozenth attempt on his life, as depicted in the Tom Cruise Valkryie movie: "God must love me, keep on keeping on" lol

    • @Mr.Free2Play
      @Mr.Free2Play หลายเดือนก่อน

      Did Hitler have a Jewish Son in Law & Jewish grandchildren like Trump? I'll wait ......

    • @Gerthmagic
      @Gerthmagic หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      He was also a vegetarian and created the first child labor laws, animal abuse laws, and zero interest loans from the government. He did evil things, but also got some things right.

    • @liquidrichard9983
      @liquidrichard9983 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Gerthmagic What are your thoughts on Israel?

    • @lolstalgic9602
      @lolstalgic9602 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Except Trump isn't Hitler

    • @johnkeating1497
      @johnkeating1497 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I see you get all your historical knowledge from Fictional Hollywood movies staring a Scientologist 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @carlosi7026
    @carlosi7026 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    A person died that day...

  • @taxisquad11
    @taxisquad11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    If you've ever had a near death experience you would understand.
    I was in a terrible car wreck. My tibia was broken, my femur split in half from the top to the bottom. My pelvis was broken in 2 places. My hip dislocated. The bundle of nerves that goes down through your leg was damaged. Part of my calf muscle died where it was pinned against the seat's frame. My heart was restarted twice. I was trapped in the car for an hour. I was life flighted 75 miles to the nearest trama hospital. I had 4 surgeries and spent 2 months in the hospital and went through 6 months of physical therapy. I lost an entire week of memory around the accident.
    After the fact, my trama surgeon told me not many survive the injuries I had. For years I struggled with the memory loss and why I survived. Nothing could explain why it felt like I floated out of the wreckage. It had to be I was saved by an angel sent by God.

    • @mickberry164
      @mickberry164 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      What about people who die? Why did "God" not help them? This was all covered by Voltaire centuries ago. God does not influence activities in the world.

    • @taxisquad11
      @taxisquad11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mickberry164 Volaire? LOL

    • @FreddyNietzsche.
      @FreddyNietzsche. หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      God exists only in the mind of those that refuse to look reality in the face.

    • @axi0matic
      @axi0matic หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "For years I struggled with the memory loss and why I survived. Nothing could explain why it felt like I floated out of the wreckage." Not the severe head injuries??

    • @davidbroughall3782
      @davidbroughall3782 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      And why did God save you but not the thousands of others that die in car accidents every year? Seems God is kind of random and arbitrary. Why not thank the trauma surgeon who saved your life. God had nothing to do with it.

  • @themeanhornet1070
    @themeanhornet1070 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    HBO for the love of God…PLEASE either ban that “Whoooooo-guy” or make a non-whooing rule.

    • @sixtieskid062
      @sixtieskid062 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Also, please fire the person who operates the "APPLAUSE" sign.It's fucking ridiculous.

    • @themeanhornet1070
      @themeanhornet1070 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@sixtieskid062 I swear I enjoyed the non-audience shows much better then today.

    • @daviddestin1990
      @daviddestin1990 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Thank you- I am about to boycott the show over the Woooo!! guy. So obnoxious