And he was rattling about the kovacic incident last time.. saying the referees are trash but now he's saying Hannibal should not been send off for those challenges 🤣🤣
@honestmanutdfan603Wolves r the team who beat Man City at home, not the team that pulled down their trousers and get shafted by them like a few days ago.
Spent approx £400mill since 2022, lost 8 of first 15 games, lost 5 of first 10 PL games, 15 points from first 10 games, conceded 3+ goals in 6 of last 12 games… Loving every fucking minute of it 😂😂😂😂😂
@@charlesmaina7294but you don’t though. It’s happened so many times. If the 2 tackles are yellows then they’re yellows. Timing is absolutely irrelevant I dunno why people think that makes any difference
Lets be honest about just how bad this loss was! Eddie Howe essentially put out a lineup that said: we have to forfit the carabao cup, we have the toughest group in the CL, we're trying to solidify our position in the league, go ahead and have this cup tie. Ten hag and Man United got carved up by Newcastle C team! A team that had 9 changes, and featured 8 players from the steve bruce era(when they were in a relegation scrap)
@emilyquinn9691 don't really understand where he fits in the team or what he offers, if we bought him for 20mil no one would really complain but that 65mil could and should have been spent on a striker 🤷🏻♂️
What team you expect him to pick bruv? He tried changing the front 6 for which everyone was shouting for, given their form. Half the team is injured. What team could he have picked?? Fucking idiots.
@@ashwilliams4959 nah. He called it out many times for Liverpool. That it shouldn't have been a red. He's been consistent on that at least. How VAR is in the pits.
Maguire again. The gift that keeps on giving. United are the architects of their own demise. Yet they still keep picking Maguire. As a Liverpool fan I'm loving it every time I see his name on the team sheet.
@@charlesmaina7294why you spamming this answer then it makes no sense. You don’t forgive a tackle based on the time of the first card 🤦♂️. Martinelli got booked twice in the same passage of play and sent off. It’s not a rule to “forgive” a player
@@lsebk1martial, garnacho, mount, maguire, Dalot, lindelof all of these players aren’t “B team” players. They may not be starters but they’re not B team
@@Quotivationn I always thought thats what B team meant? Going by that definition. Newcastle definitely didn't play their B team then as Gordon, Joelinton, Almiron, Longstaff, Willock, Livramento and Hall aren't B team either
These watch alongs are my comfort foods - always warming and bring a smile to your face! Whether it’s tomorrow or in 6 months time, Ten Haag is massively gone. It heartens me to say that currently yanited are shite. That might not last too long, but I’ll laugh while it does.
Mark’s a genius, his business model on TH-cam was to follow Utd while they are so bad year on year on year. Half his followers just want to watch his implosions each weekend.
Big shout to Anthony Gordon - check his runs to create the space for both Almiron and Willocks goals. the crap that Everton fans spouted about Newcastle overpaying for an average youngster has truly come home to roost....
Goldbridge is 44, and was 14 when Man U won their first title under SAF. He's not from Manchester, so he basically nailed his colours to the team that was winning when he was a kid. Unfortunately for him, the glory days may not return within his lifetime. Excellent.
Mate you don’t have to be born in the exact place and at the exact time to support a team. Gold ridge has probably done more for penchester than a lot of fans
know this is gonna be comedy gold as im awaiting the adverts to finish. marks a legend! sure is suffering as a utd fan atm LOL sorry mark, but thanks for the laughs and unbiased views on other clubs inc my club Spurs
A life, probably, given you post about a dozen comments on every football video on the platform just to troll and are one of the earliest commenters every time. You even pretend to be a fan of other clubs ffs.
How come you don’t complain about the horrible ref decision with Hannibal’s second yellow. You say your fair with every team but yet massive bias is still around
At 28 minutes Goldbridge slagged Garry Neville for saying take Hannabil off and 8 minutes later he said we should have taken him off. Make up your mind Mark..
@@JohanCruyff-the-Dutch-GOAT the Newcastle side couldn't have been any weaker....i suspect once the team was announced the price of united crashed in the betting
Cringe. He's playing for a rival you yankydoodle plastic. You don't have to boo him like the scummy hammers but you absolutely should not be going out of your way to wish him well.
As a Liverpool supporter for more than 50 years yes you heard it 50 years I actually like Man U and have respect for them as a massive club, however the players are letting the club and its fans down, they are shite and shouldn't have been bought. Mark is 100% spot on here.
Mark's first couple of lines sums up exactly why he himself is as clueless as the people he has a pop at. He acts like he knows how to fix the problems then comes up with rubbish like this. He's well and truly been silenced with that result hahah
“Ten Hag’s picked the right team, we’ve got a lot to be happy about” oh this is gonna be gold 🍿
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Aged like milk on a radiator
Excusebridge, get ten hag out! And sell half that lot.
@@deluxeedition46 Sell half the lot first, then get rid of Ten Hag if he can't form a team with half a dozen new signings
"You don't send somebody off for two yellow card tackles" - Mark Goldbridge
Even Michael owen wouldn’t say somthing so dumb
I'm so glad someone else picked up on this. That whole rant about Neville not being biased enough in his commentary is laughable too.
I couldn’t believe I actually heard this - had to check comments to make sure 😂
@jeffsroyalbodyguard7642bro his entire goldbridge persona is ironic. You're a moron to think he doesn't play into that for engagement
I looked at the invisible camera when he said that🤣🙏🏽
Losing to a Newcastle B team at Old Trafford is crazy
-edit some say it was a C/D team which only makes United look worse
Your underselling there mate
C team*
Partial so trash
He can't even beat Paul Dummett
D squad
5 fullbacks, no recognised centre back or striker starting
“Shouldn’t be sent off for 2 yellow card tackles” marks actually hilarious 😂😂😂🌍
He meant second yellow is not as easily given as the first one. Which is true.
And he was rattling about the kovacic incident last time.. saying the referees are trash but now he's saying Hannibal should not been send off for those challenges 🤣🤣
Comic's everywhere lately !!!
@@hmmm_m.He's still going on about konates challenges 2 weeks later
@@hmmm_m. yeah that was a leg breaker tackle tho 😂
2:33 Almiron goal
3:50 Lewis hall goal
6:19 joe willock goal
Legend!
Goat
2nd GOAT
Goat
Legend 🎉
"You don't send somebody off for two yellow card tackles". That is literally what you should do haha
😂
Smartest man utd fan:
That's now what he meant. Just a mix of words. Lol
Was the opposite when it was Curtis jones
@@sechabatheletsane9784that’s what he said. Maybe he should get better at saying what he means and not absolute bollox like this
He’s not even getting angry anymore when they concede goals 😰😰
He was in the third goal but not enough
he makes more money when they lose lol
Because how can you
@jamesog2858 true, but if he was all about the money he'd sell the emotions more
@@jamesog2858then shouldn’t he be acting angrier? Your comment makes no sense e
Back to back 3-0 losses 💪💪💪💪 that's what I call consistency
Can’t beat a goldbridge reaction video after a United whooping 😂😂😂
do you realy think he gives a s about utd so long as the views and likes keep coming
Every game then
He’s too deflated now. Not even worth the watch anymore
Love how he says it’s the best team possible and then they get hammered by Newcastle reserves
I speak for all football fans when I say Seven Hag deserves a lifetime contract!
Nah he desserves a transfer to Man City or PSG if you know you know.
"Eras come to an end." Enough said LOL
I believe that he can win the Premier at least once if he could get a life time contract .
@@darrenwong7448With who?
Don't have a life of our own?
this is pure entertainment 😭
why is SSSniperWolf still on TH-cam? she doxxed someone - isn't that a breach of TOS? shouldn't she be permanently banned? sort it out you muppets
Ban Sniperwolf, it's you're only job ffs
wtf
Add dislikes and remove adblock restrictions you mongrels
@@BekzhanayYoure delusional if you think yt would ban a female million od subs ch, they are rotten.
I can't stress how much I love watching Mark's videos when Man U lose! It is awesome, I forget all the tears I've shed as a Wolves supporter.
@honestmanutdfan603 cope better 😂
@honestmanutdfan603Wolves r the team who beat Man City at home, not the team that pulled down their trousers and get shafted by them like a few days ago.
@@yusufluhar5881well we did not have rodri .
@honestmanutdfan603real fans . Not ronaldo fans who support manu cause they used to win
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Spent approx £400mill since 2022, lost 8 of first 15 games, lost 5 of first 10 PL games, 15 points from first 10 games, conceded 3+ goals in 6 of last 12 games…
Loving every fucking minute of it 😂😂😂😂😂
@honestmanutdfan603 doesn’t change the fact that you still are shite, dose it!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@honestmanutdfan603fergie is a LONG time ago mate
@honestmanutdfan603 you clearly could care less or you wouldn't have commented
@honestmanutdfan603hiding those tears behind success from the 10+ years ago. It’s ok to cry bud
@honestmanutdfan603😢😥😢😭😭😭😭😭😢😥😭😭😭😭😢😥
As a Newcastle fan born and bred - this cheers me up no end. Slagging off Neville at the start then becoming Neville at the end is golden.
"You don't send somebody off for two yellow card tackles"...🤣🤣
He meant as a red you forgive the second tackle.. Give a warning and if he commits another foul the you give the second card
@@charlesmaina7294well he should of said that so
@@charlesmaina7294but you don’t though. It’s happened so many times. If the 2 tackles are yellows then they’re yellows. Timing is absolutely irrelevant I dunno why people think that makes any difference
As a LFC fan that had to listen to outrageous Man U takes last season, I have throughly enjoyed their start to the season 😂
Same coming from a city fan 😂😂😂
@honestmanutdfan603 this dudes really upset guys... can't accept their clubs done, get used to it pal 😂
From a Newcastle fan you are well CITY and LFC Fans ..!!!!😂😂😂😂 let's all laugh at man united RIP
Lets be honest about just how bad this loss was! Eddie Howe essentially put out a lineup that said: we have to forfit the carabao cup, we have the toughest group in the CL, we're trying to solidify our position in the league, go ahead and have this cup tie. Ten hag and Man United got carved up by Newcastle C team! A team that had 9 changes, and featured 8 players from the steve bruce era(when they were in a relegation scrap)
It's not just that ManU were that bad, but Eddie Howe has made Bruce Era players that much better also
As an arsenal fan this result and marks reaction helped soften the blow
What is your thoughts on havertz
I'm an arsenal and it does not it' really wanted to win a trophy
@emilyquinn9691 don't really understand where he fits in the team or what he offers, if we bought him for 20mil no one would really complain but that 65mil could and should have been spent on a striker 🤷🏻♂️
Can't wait to hear Arsenal fans pretend they didn't want to win the Trophy and they've got bigger fishes to fry 😂
@@emilyquinn9691equally as bad as mount, Chelsea are laughing at both clubs
Keep playing Rashford. As a Liverpool fan, these are glory days.🎉🎉🎉
“Exactly the right team to pick” 😂
That's what almost all united fans said
No team with Martial is a right team
What team you expect him to pick bruv? He tried changing the front 6 for which everyone was shouting for, given their form. Half the team is injured. What team could he have picked?? Fucking idiots.
didn't age well
God the first monologue. He doubled down. Never double down in football.
Ahahahha I luv it. How hes calm and the dispair in his eyes. So confident in the start, no dissappinted in the end 😂
@user-tn8uu2cu8g I'm Christian ✝️ 😄
"you don't send someone off for two yellow card tackles" quote of the night. That's the definition of a double yellow red card 😂😂😂
For me it's snailing private Ryan.
He meant as a red you forgive the second tackle.. Give a warning and if he commits another foul the you give the second card
@charlesmaina7294 different when it's liverpool?
@sechabatheletsane9784 lmao what was he thinking with that one 😂
@@ashwilliams4959 nah. He called it out many times for Liverpool. That it shouldn't have been a red. He's been consistent on that at least. How VAR is in the pits.
Back to back 0-3 defeats at theatre of jokes, consistency 🔥
Maguire again. The gift that keeps on giving. United are the architects of their own demise. Yet they still keep picking Maguire. As a Liverpool fan I'm loving it every time I see his name on the team sheet.
Most expensive defender (blunder) in the world
As a Liverpool fan .....united must trust the process under Eric....please trust the process 😂
Blaming McGuire because he headed the ball is wild. 😂 Guy gets blamed for world hunger and everything else
@@zaneplatt3533
He headed it back to the dangrous area, when no one was contesting him😂 very amateur
@@zaneplatt3533Didn't Willock ran through them and they did absolutely nothing to stop the third goal?
This club always made my night 😂😂😂😂
Eddie Howe was prepared to lose the game with his 2nd best squad play but Ten Haag just refuse to make it happen.
Hahahaha it's brilliant
This is going to be a great watch as an LFC fan :)
Liverpool own 7-0 merchant
@@emilyquinn9691stop bullying
@@TheOfficialGobbledyGoookerno + cry
@@emilyquinn9691as RMA fan how is it losing 2 UCL finals to us?
@@Luis-kv8zcReal Madrid lost a european cup final to Liverpool aswell, also Real Madrids biggest ever european aggregate loss came to Liverpool 5-0.
“You cant send someone off for 2 yellow card tackles” class insight as always mark
'You dont send someone off for two yellow card tackles". Erm, yes you do. Its called the rules
2:13 "You don't send someone off for two yellow cards, that's silly" - Mark Goldbridge, expert analyst 👏
He meant as a red you forgive the second tackle.. Give a warning and if he commits another foul the you give the second card
@@charlesmaina7294why you spamming this answer then it makes no sense. You don’t forgive a tackle based on the time of the first card 🤦♂️. Martinelli got booked twice in the same passage of play and sent off. It’s not a rule to “forgive” a player
He must be Lunatic🤣🤣🤣
As an Arsenal fan,I’m one of your massive fans,you know your content is amazing when all your subscribers views it on a daily,it’s a routine 😊😊
Loving that none of those players would be in Newcastle's first choice back four and we started without a Striker. 🤣
Goal Newcastle 2:38 1:0
Goal Newcastle 3:59 2:0
Goal Newcastle 6:25 3:0
Did not know the result till i saw this video THEN i saw your comment and instantly knew that United Folded and Blew It lol
@@jamestyler2593 xD
LEGEND
@@Iceman-gs2xf Not a Chance
“I’m extremely happy with ten hags side he has picked tonight”🤣🤣🤣
So were we
" You dont send someone off for 2 yellow cards." i mean, you literally do mate. Those are the rules 😂
Man City fan here, absolutely loving your watch alongs this season 😂😂😂
I LOVE watching these cheers Mark...here's to more utd losses
As a Toon fan I thank you. Don't understand how any Man Utd fa could be happy seeing a teamsheet with Onana, Maguire and Antony.
2:14 "you don't send somebody off for two yellow card tackles"
And some people seem to think this man is some sort of footballing oracle.....
To be fair I imagine being a united fan would just slowly cause you to lose your mind
The most hilarious thing about this is that Newcastle were playing 2 C team CB’s, 3 B team LBs ….. 2 of which were out of position 😂😂
United's team was B team and C team players mostly. The only starters were Casemiro, Onana and Antony
@@lsebk1martial, garnacho, mount, maguire, Dalot, lindelof all of these players aren’t “B team” players. They may not be starters but they’re not B team
@@Quotivationn I always thought thats what B team meant? Going by that definition. Newcastle definitely didn't play their B team then as Gordon, Joelinton, Almiron, Longstaff, Willock, Livramento and Hall aren't B team either
Livramento and Hall have only had one start for us previously, b team
@@clarky_697 he's only just transferred from Southampton where he was first choice RB. Hall is fair enough though
"Like snails in a cabbage patch hiding behind lettuce leaves " love watching Marks reactions and commentary 😅
Goldbridge predicted a 3-0 result, but got it backwards.
Been waiting for this 😈 up the toon
The joy these videos bring me is beautiful may it continue
It's the happiness at the beginning to the rage at the end for me. 😂
No more "Carabawa Cup"
These watch alongs are my comfort foods - always warming and bring a smile to your face! Whether it’s tomorrow or in 6 months time, Ten Haag is massively gone. It heartens me to say that currently yanited are shite. That might not last too long, but I’ll laugh while it does.
I'm a Liverpool fan but watch Mark because he cracks me up xD Cabbage Patch Kids!!!!!!!!
He keeps me going as a United fan. When we're getting slapped up, I come and watch him because it makes me laugh.
@user-tn8uu2cu8g I'm ok thanks matey. Enjoy your faith though. Cheers!
“You don’t send somebody off for two yellow card tackles”.
That’s exactly how you get sent off.
Football's not really for Goldbridge, maybe he should go to Trent Bridge.
Mark’s a genius, his business model on TH-cam was to follow Utd while they are so bad year on year on year. Half his followers just want to watch his implosions each weekend.
Big shout to Anthony Gordon - check his runs to create the space for both Almiron and Willocks goals. the crap that Everton fans spouted about Newcastle overpaying for an average youngster has truly come home to roost....
Well said lad well said
Nah I think Everton fans knew he’s good, they are more frustrated about him jumping ship
Great making space
What space ?Dalot didn't close Almiron, eventhough he spotted him coming from behind very early😂
@@XXXTENTAClON227yh but can't blame him everton are whack
Amazing how Man Utd has progressed to date.
Goldbridge is 44, and was 14 when Man U won their first title under SAF. He's not from Manchester, so he basically nailed his colours to the team that was winning when he was a kid. Unfortunately for him, the glory days may not return within his lifetime. Excellent.
Dude ur life sux. Obsessed wit goldbridge😂😂
Mate you don’t have to be born in the exact place and at the exact time to support a team. Gold ridge has probably done more for penchester than a lot of fans
@marcuslee698
Yes you literally do. That's literally what plastic means (and there's a reason the term exists).
Support local or don't bother.
@kunimitsune177 ,Man I used to think that brits being petulant about football was just a meme but shit seems to be right lmao
My heart goes out to Mark. He's not even mad...it's so subdued and it ain't fun to watch anymore 😢
It is sad, as a United fan - and the last few minutes of this video makes me even more sad . 😔
Au contraire, its absolutely BRILLIANT to watch 😂😂❤😂😂
know this is gonna be comedy gold as im awaiting the adverts to finish. marks a legend! sure is suffering as a utd fan atm LOL sorry mark, but thanks for the laughs and unbiased views on other clubs inc my club Spurs
Complains about Gary Neville saying Hannibal should be taken off then minutes later says the same thing himself 😂😂
Great one liners Mark 😂😂😂
Loving it.
Ps Long may it continue 😂😂
'You don't send someone off for two yellow card tackles' this is pure gold, shows his desperation and the level United has fallen to
I love the version of Mark that doesn't rage when we concede goals. It's very wholesome
"You don't send a player off for 2 yellow card tackles" is literally classic Goldbridge 😂
Good to see you liked the team lol
Lol absolutely love it!!!
We all do
“You don’t send someone off for two yellow card tackles” - Goldbridge 2K23
Eddie Howe masterclass as usual
You were lucky to have a man like Eddie
@crustyflakes3861Spot on. 🎶We lose every week you're nothing special🎶
@crustyflakes3861 😂😂👏
Plastic club. Plastic run. Noone likes cheats
I am delusional at times but sometimes it's nice to watch a master of the artform
'Snailing Private Ryan' 😂
This brings me joy
United got slapped, Arsenal destroyed, Bayern Embarrassed..What more do i want!! 😂😂😂
LOL
A win for Liverpool ❤
A life, probably, given you post about a dozen comments on every football video on the platform just to troll and are one of the earliest commenters every time. You even pretend to be a fan of other clubs ffs.
What happened with bayern?
@@chicken-currythey got knocked out of the German cup by a 3rd division team
Its going to be a great compilation.
Blaming the Glazers is becoming laughable now. There’s no style of play, there’s no effort, there’s no captain.
😂😂😂😂 Not even a Man U fan but this man's pain is always felt🤣
Maguire is the best rated united player for 4 games in a row now 😭😭
How bad is the rest of the team
he wasn't even good today LMAO the state of man utd
@@jin12345678yeah It show how bad the others were 😅
4 years probably
This channel is a gift that keeps giving in 2023.
The road from "right team to pick that will make many haag haters sad" to flaming everyone is pure gold. Still blaming everyone but the coach.
Yeah for Mou - it was the manager's job to motivate the players. For ETH - it's the owners fault!
I think he just tired for blaming the coach. Changing from Moyes, VanGaal, Jose, Ole, Rangnick to SevenHag and they are still a comedic club.
I’m getting to a point to think all United fans who are ok with him being manager are more delusional than ETH
“You don’t send him off for two yellow card tackles” some firm Man U logic there 😂
How come you don’t complain about the horrible ref decision with Hannibal’s second yellow. You say your fair with every team but yet massive bias is still around
Typical Man Utd fan... They're all just dishonest and biased and know nothing about football 😂 clueless
“Cat amongst the pigeons” that little segment is something Alan Partridge would say 😂
A partridge amongst the pigeons
@@dean-2523 oh my god yes he did say that haha. I completely forgot about that
died at "snailing Private Ryan"🤣🤣🤣
At 28 minutes Goldbridge slagged Garry Neville for saying take Hannabil off and 8 minutes later he said we should have taken him off. Make up your mind Mark..
Oh i love Mark Goldbridges rants....they make my day. Right team picked. Eat those words boy
"You dont send somebody off for 2 yellow card tackles"
Mark, love your honesty!
Losing to a team of fullbacks is crazy
The raw power of Southgateball
when i saw the teams i thought howe had just conceded the game....but in all honesty they deserved to win
@@paulrichards6894 all honesty? Lol no matter how you look at it they deserved the win, hell it should have been worse than 3-0
@@JohanCruyff-the-Dutch-GOAT the Newcastle side couldn't have been any weaker....i suspect once the team was announced the price of united crashed in the betting
@@JohanCruyff-the-Dutch-GOATeven when they were 3 up it was all newcastle
Love this great watch 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can’t lie the start to the end of this video is better than the game 😂 pure gold.
How the mighty have fallen off a cliff 😂
This is my new fix since Arsenal fan TV!! Thanks Mark
Nice to see Willock doing well. Once a Gunner, always a Gunner.
He’s a geordie now
Your team got cooked pal
Robin Van Persie 😂😂
Class player so happy Joe is in black n white thanks gooners
Cringe. He's playing for a rival you yankydoodle plastic.
You don't have to boo him like the scummy hammers but you absolutely should not be going out of your way to wish him well.
"I'm very happy with Ten Hag's changes"
So you have chosen, death ☠
The fact that he's getting so used to it at this stage he's not even getting that angry anymore 😂😂😂
@user-tn8uu2cu8g exactly how high are you??
Next man utd game at old Trafford cancelled the pitch is waterlogged with all the tears over the last 2 weeks 😂😂😂
Im so happy mount rejected lfc. We then signed Szoboszlai 😊😊
Mount is so out of place at utd. But who cares. Old Trafford is a grave yard for careers
Absolutely love Mark's commentary-priceless. Arsenal sucked to the max today as well so I am not overjoyed.....
Utd never failing to provide me with a good laugh before work 😂
As a Liverpool supporter for more than 50 years yes you heard it 50 years I actually like Man U and have respect for them as a massive club, however the players are letting the club and its fans down, they are shite and shouldn't have been bought. Mark is 100% spot on here.
Newcastles c team trouncing tenn hagg just proves ten Haag isn’t doing enough
"You don't send someone off for two Yellow card tackles"... - another pearl of wisdom from Mark there
Mark's first couple of lines sums up exactly why he himself is as clueless as the people he has a pop at. He acts like he knows how to fix the problems then comes up with rubbish like this. He's well and truly been silenced with that result hahah
🤣🤣
snailing private ryan - love this channel!
this’ll be gold 😂😂😂😂