That’s just United though. They get their neighbours to do the job or laugh at those in higher positions than them while they dream on about fergie era
"All the balance of a pissed up one legged prat, with a blindfold on, on a tight rope being shot at with a water gun there's just no balance in this team" 😂😂 classic goldbridge
Pissed up one legged Pratt with a blindfold on, walking a tite rope being shot at with a water pistol is in all honesty the most creative and relatable analogy I think he's ever given in my opinion 😅😂
Quiz For You All How many times does he swear in the video? A - More than total points scored by United this season B - Less than the total points scored by United this season C - More than total goals scored by United this season D - Less than total goals scored by United
We’ve all been waiting for this one 😏
No u
Facts
I came to say the same😂
haha its great as it was a crazy season for MU;-) Hopefully they wont improve and we get more epic rants and outbursts!!
😂
01:18 "We're laughing at Arsenal, and we need to laugh at ourselves". Season in a nutshell.
We had the last laugh tho 🏆 😅
That’s just United though. They get their neighbours to do the job or laugh at those in higher positions than them while they dream on about fergie era
@@denchbibWe did that in 2020 and got bantered, enjoy it though mate!
@@denchbib you finished 8th
@@eeeeeetpLiterally 😂
12:30 "You can hold the shit in for so long but at some point you're gonna have an explosion of SHITE" 😂😂😂
Absolutely golden 😂😂😂
20:49 'I don't want to do this anymore' my absolute favourite 😂😂
Against Chelsea poor the dragger
The best reaction only overshadowed by weghorst n burnely😂😂😂
My fav too haha
With the 'Full time' graphic already up is just the icing on the cake.
"he's miles on" always gets me cause I know exactly what's about to happen every time 😂😂
😂😅
"It's very late" kind of vibe
@@adrianvladmladin1005
7:25 like leaving your cow with Ronald McDonald has me in tears🤣🤣
Brilliant
Lmao
12:02 NEVER eat a cucumber in a women's prison! 😂😂
I've never heard this 'famous saying' but it's now my favourite
Well, yeah, you never know where it's been lol.🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
@@leighwakeham3735 😂😂😂😂😂😂
10:20 'I'm going home' you are home Mark😂😂
It was funnier when he missed an open goal in FIFA "I'm going home, I'm already at home"
LEAVING YOUR COW WITH RONALD MCDONALD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The 2024/25 edition promises to be every bit as entertaining.
😂
It will
He already looks over it tbh, last game he wasnt even screaming at casemiro he was just like "well there you go, expected..."
That Champions League campaign was special, no way that the Europa League can be that entertaining
The woodpecker with popadom lips absolutely killed me. 😂😂😂
Same!😂😂
This one will never be topped 🤣
Fr
I nearly died because I started to imagine the poor woodpecker
22:29 premium Mark, I love it 😂😂
Makes it funnier that it was the correct decision from VAR.
12:44 is everything 😭😭😭😭
Tyler1
i love it the carrot cake
That killed me he was so happy about the carrot cake 😂😂😂
ahahhahha
”we’ve got all the balance of a pissed up, one-legged prat with a blindfold on, on a tightrope being shot at with a water gun” 😭😭
“You ever looked a dog in the eye when it’s taking a shit!?” 😂😂😂
"All the balance of a pissed up one legged prat, with a blindfold on, on a tight rope being shot at with a water gun there's just no balance in this team" 😂😂 classic goldbridge
24 minutes and 11 seconds of quality. If anything, I can’t quite believe it isn’t longer.
Haha yea same
Mark giving what the people want 😂
Out of context this is crazy
16:05 has got to be the funniest analogy of all time
"Like nonse in a prison riot they are panicking " 😂
12:32 pretty much sums up United for the past 5 years
10 years you mean
16:03 absolutely killed me 😂😂
0:43 “your bloody right my gran saves that” Mark Is Too Funny 😂😂
4:01 best line ever
10:52
mark: if we dont win this game its criminal
me: wait for it
mark: oh FUCK OFF
me: there it is
5:55 is crazy lmao 😂
Classic😂😂😂
Yeah I spilled my entire coffee on that line xD
20:48 "I don't wanna do this anymore, I don't wanna fvcking do this anymore" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Beautiful.
9:38 marks brain should be studied 😂
Surprised it's only 25 mins long after this season
There’s a 50 minute version on another channel
You gotta cut it somewhere or we'd be here all week.
He gave up raging after the first 15 losses 😂😂😂😂😂
@6:40 nah i’m dead at the family fortunes line 😂
Moment of silence for the carrot cake 😢😂
🫡
And the laptop
The one liners after each goal !!! I’m crying !
GREAT STUFF GOLDBRIDGE. KEEP IT UP!!! WE LOVE YOUR CONTENT!!!!!!!!
"That's just gone cream down on my laptop."
Absolutely killed me.😂
Mark made Romero handball his entire personality this season
Facts 😂
15:04 😭
Thats my favourite line 😂
I tried watching this while eating and almost choked😭😭😭
15:40 man got sniped😂
5:59 Tell me he didn't just say that😂😂😂
These are always quality😂
The same every year 😂😂😂
i came here for 20:45
I’m not there yet, but I’m guessing that’s his VAR tantrum.
@@nickjohnsontx nah ima chelsea fan
Its cold palmer
always on time for Mark Ragebridge😂😂
Watching this video reminded me of myself in 2010/11 and 2014/15 seasons as Liverpool fan.
12:44, The carrot cake drop always has me in stitches 😂
Comedy gold. Happens to the best of them.
20:49 the pain is real
“Cook a cat” wtf 😂
We need to support the chair it has been domestically abused
It’s been more abuse than Greenwoods girlfriend
@@Drinkopandabear haha fair
22:26 the best one
22:28 minor rage
Woodpecker with popadom lips 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Absolute classic!
This one had me creasing hahahahah
23:51 indeed💯
every rant is quotable and prophetic. absolutely class marky boy. magic.
20:50 where he says "I don't want to do this anymore" always have my ribs aching.
4:24 "all the concentration of a cannabis.." 😂
Goldbridge rage time😂
So many banger lines after every goal love it & made my day 😂😂😂
GOAT videos these every year 😂
12:48 😂😂😂😂 white stuff 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
22:30 go to sleep
he genuinely lost it😂😂😂😭😭
The most middle class fit of rage I've ever seen
@@kevinmurphy7121 Stop dividing people into classes.
He lost it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
So many absolutely golden analogies this season 🤣
7:43 is legendary
You always cheer me up ! 😂😂😂
11:52 will always be my favourite from this year. Absolutely sent me for six.
Let's go been waiting
Did not disappoint.
All I've gotten from this video are the analogies 😂😂. Absolutely brilliant 😭😭. Peak Goldbridge
Hopefully plenty more of these next season because these rages are quality
Been waiting for this lmao
"The positional sense of a blindfolded moth", absolute gold
Oh youa havina laugh!
3:12 "Who's marking who?"
He sounds like your average sunday league captain😂😂
My favorite ranter 😂 good video mark
Pissed up one legged Pratt with a blindfold on, walking a tite rope being shot at with a water pistol is in all honesty the most creative and relatable analogy I think he's ever given in my opinion 😅😂
His similes and metaphors are amazing
This man is legendary 😂❤
Great Entertainment 👍 Mark is a legend
i absolutely love mark 🤣😂 such a passionate fan
Honestly I’m a diehard Chelsea fan so I’m just purely here for the rage
The cake rolling off the plate was class 😂
This video has had me in tears 🤣🤣🤣 quality stuff !!!
When he said "I don't want to do this anymore " he was nearly crying😅
Quiz For You All
How many times does he swear in the video?
A - More than total points scored by United this season
B - Less than the total points scored by United this season
C - More than total goals scored by United this season
D - Less than total goals scored by United
He is so creative with the roasts too.
The Brentford one at 6:50 is anazing😂😂
6:00 destroyed me😂
"Ohhhh get out, cook a cat" 😂😂😂
This is gold!😳😂😂🤣🤣🤣
"I'm telling ya now!" 3x/match at least. Sensational
20:40 & 22:18 :- entertainment 🤣
“Cook a cat”. Classic 🤣
Mate I love these 😂
Good banter,so sorry if I too may have lost it at some point this season,.keep well guys .let's go Netherlands tho😊
Never eat a cucumber from a women's prison - Mark Goldbridge 23/24 😂😂😂😂
Its similar to how I felt when I was watching Sheffield United Last season
i hope united keep conceding, its pretty entertaining
The palace away one had me crying 😂😂😂😂
6:15 - love this commentary
15:05 - "like a f..... n...... in a prison riot"
Well this cheered me up
22:19 my man just went absolute rage mode here 😂
I love it when he gets so angry that he gets up and jumps up and down and you can see his little pyjama trousers 😂😂😂
Indeed the best clip I've ever watched