@N3XTL3G3ND he sent out a letter a few days ago saying that though he will be in touch with the people of rooster teeth, and rooster teeth will have first look at things he’s doing he’s leaving the company (and apparently the whole country) to go do something else.
Honey does not spoil, it crystallizes. I know for a fact that extracts (coconut extract, vanilla extract, etc.) don't spoil, you can keep those fuckers for like 20 years
All extracts can go bad except for Vanilla. If kept in a cool and dark place it cannot spoil and even some say"improve with age" www.thekitchn.com/what-is-the-shelf-life-of-flav-116330
It is actually possible. It's just spreading out force over a long enough time. Although a lot needs to work together for you to actually pull it off. You could.
@@tannerq8900 no it isn't, the horizontal force will be cancelled out by air resistance, leaving you to fall straight down and die. Running would do literally nothing to help you, so might as well rename it to the fall onto a mountain theory You might survive if you go into pindrop formation and land on an extremely low friction, slide-like mountain that follows an exponential curve. since a mountain like that doesn't exist, and you aren't wearing frictionless clothing, it isn't going to happen
@@cophfe I mean y'all are ignoring the whole hypothetical of hurting at the right angle fast enough, to the point where you then could run down the mountain. So hypothetically yes you can.
To be fair, to Burnie’s question about oil, it can be reused to a point, but then it starts to break down and become carcinogenic. So, even if it doesn’t smell bad it could still be toxic.
Bernie never realizes that telling the goddamn internet to stop a joke makes them empowered to keep it up. It would die out if he stopped reacting to it. But now he IS the honey, and his anger is the honey that never spoils because he keeps it fresh.
Burnie is really out here wasting *5 gallons of oil* because he thinks *you can only fry stuff in it once* If that was true, fast food restaurants would need a pipeline just for their fryers
@@danielfishburn7042 absolutely not true. Worked in fast food for the past few years and if you don't change the oil twice a day the chicken/fries come out nasty. I'm sure it's fine if you're using it in your personal kitchen but when you're frying food non stop all day long so much shit builds up in that oil
@@danielfishburn7042, say that when you cook thousands of chicken, fish, fries, every couple hours, it gets black, nasty, and personally if I wouldn’t eat out of it, I would never serve it to my customers.
Prince Solaris I think he just gets satisfaction from how he imagines they'd react, without ever seeing evidence of such. But if presented with the option, I would agree with you
All food can spoil unless you manage to seal it without any live microscopic life and/or keep moisture out. Because spoiling just means something else is eating it like a fungus or bacteria. Which is why healthy stuff should usually spoil faster, because its good food.
@@fieldy409 Not true at all. Honey does not spoil because it's acidic, and very very dry. Bacteria, fungus, ect cannot survive in honey. It's antimicrobial. It's also very healthy.
@@DBZHGWgamer This, which is also why people in some parts of the world use honey to smother their wounds and cuts in order to keep them clean and sterile
Although it doesn't spoil, it can house botulism if you leave it out at room temperature in moist air. And if enough builds up, you'll die before the ambulance even gets to you. So don't just leave honey out for years and assume it's fine, especially if it looks visibly gross. Barb's microwave advice is not wise.
Burnie, the more you mention the joke, the worse it gets. The people who say things like that don't care whether you call them a "joke" or not, just mentioning it is enough for them to know that they won.
I just like that he hates that people are trolling,but then he is like 'then I troll them, bwhahahaha' So hes the exact same person as the one he hates.
Ma A you have to add water and I think other ingredients (depending on the flavor) What it may do is crystallize, but I've found that putting a carrot slice in the honey helps to stop that from happening.
This exactly. One of the most recent podcasts he says the same thing again. He doesn't understand the internet. Literally if he had ignored the tweets, they would've gone away within a month. It's not even just trolls either. Plenty of comedians do the same thing.
Hey, I know this is kind of offtopic, but you are probably the go to guy here. I never started watching the patch because it just isn't as interesting to me, but do they goof around a lot? Like in the podcasts talk about shit and dicks and stuff. I know I sound kind of immature right now but those topics always make me laugh.
The Patch has humor in it but they don't really "goof around" a lot. I really like it because I like to hear what the people on the podcast think of the big news in the past week.
The Patch has humor in it but they don't really "goof around" a lot. I really like it because I like to hear what the people on the podcast think of the big news in the past week.
If Burnie didn't want those messages to keep popping up then maybe he should've done the smart thing and stopped responding to the messages. Each time he brought it up again in a podcast he was only reminding people of it and not only that but his clear annoyance only made people want to do it more. If he had just shut his mouth and never brought it up again the messages would have at the very least decreased because the trolls would get bored since they're not getting a reaction.
Honey doesn't spoil but liquid honey does crystallize, but their is a way to prevent that. America like having the golden liquid honey that is prone to crystallize but Canada has "creamy" honey which almost never does. (creamy honey is a light gold color and opaque vs the American translucent look. Google it.) What my mom was told was they freeze it and it prevents crystals. (I heard this second hand.) I don't know how you do it but for anyone that wants to try there is always google. It does help though. We have had honey for years with no crystallization. It does separate a bit so it's thinner on top and heavy on the bottom. This takes quite a while and it all tastes the same, just different consistency.
I get the sentiment that the "joke" is old, and it stopped being funny after two days. But you can't block people for sending you that shit if you're gonna throw away honey cause you think it's spoiled...
Buy honey in a glass container (or buy a glass container to put your honey inside of). That way if you need to warm it up, you don't have to put a plastic container in there to de-crystalize it.
I think I was a minute into the video and I tweeted to him that honey doesn't spoil. I'm not even doing it for attention, I'm just doing it to be a smart ass lol.
"How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?!"
3:50
This is the real reason he left the company.
I didn't think he left, i thought he just stepped away from the public side of it
@N3XTL3G3ND he sent out a letter a few days ago saying that though he will be in touch with the people of rooster teeth, and rooster teeth will have first look at things he’s doing he’s leaving the company (and apparently the whole country) to go do something else.
Katalyst. He will probably come back
We should tweet him "Hey. Just remember. Honey doesn't spoil." For good time's sake.
I hate you all then. 😜
This never stops being good...
Just like honey.
The joke will go away when honey spoils
"Honey doesn't spoil" doesn't spoil
Did it spoil yet
Nope
Burnie just doesn't get the joke. Just like how he doesn't get the fact that honey doesn't spoil.
+Ian A. Stew I don't get it
What does that even mean?
WyvernKiller02 The joke, like the honey, will never spoil. It will never go away, that is the joke.
Ian Ainsworth it's a meme now
Ian Ainsworth honey doesn't spoil tho
What he doesn't realize is that he's just feeding the trolls by letting them know that it pisses him off.
I think he does realise but he just doesn’t care, he doesn’t want it in his feed so he blocks it out of it.
Yeah fuck those fuckers. Block them all
@@Lumaah All that's going to do is feed them and make them do it more. Trolling 101
This joke got me blocked from Burnie's Twitter during the first week of the original podcast episode.
watching this i tweeted him "honey doesnt spoil" then he said he blocks people
i deleted my tweet
+n mac idgaf
I was gonna do the same thing 😂😂
Should anyone tell him honey doesn't spoil before he leaves?
I just posted it on his new Twitter account lol
Spoiler: this is about honey
but honey doesn't spoil
spoiler: honey does not spoil
The spoiler about spoiling honey is spoiled. Hhehehhehe spoil.
Honey does not spoil, it crystallizes. I know for a fact that extracts (coconut extract, vanilla extract, etc.) don't spoil, you can keep those fuckers for like 20 years
and what happens after 20 years?
Joka It spoils
Chad Van Oostendorp I shall research
Yes, most extracts do go bad. Actually all of them but in the right conditions vanilla extract cannot spoil and can even improve
All extracts can go bad except for Vanilla. If kept in a cool and dark place it cannot spoil and even some say"improve with age" www.thekitchn.com/what-is-the-shelf-life-of-flav-116330
Just had a look, it’s about once a month now
Can you do Gavin's "landing on a mountain" theory?
You clearly have not taken the time to look through my compilations.
PickleWeevil Apparently not.
Also, awesome compilations!
It is actually possible. It's just spreading out force over a long enough time. Although a lot needs to work together for you to actually pull it off. You could.
@@tannerq8900 no it isn't, the horizontal force will be cancelled out by air resistance, leaving you to fall straight down and die. Running would do literally nothing to help you, so might as well rename it to the fall onto a mountain theory
You might survive if you go into pindrop formation and land on an extremely low friction, slide-like mountain that follows an exponential curve. since a mountain like that doesn't exist, and you aren't wearing frictionless clothing, it isn't going to happen
@@cophfe I mean y'all are ignoring the whole hypothetical of hurting at the right angle fast enough, to the point where you then could run down the mountain. So hypothetically yes you can.
The joke is how much it bothers you Burnie
To be fair, to Burnie’s question about oil, it can be reused to a point, but then it starts to break down and become carcinogenic. So, even if it doesn’t smell bad it could still be toxic.
I think he means store it for the next Thanksgiving.
Welp. Gonna go empty my fryer.
Bernie never realizes that telling the goddamn internet to stop a joke makes them empowered to keep it up.
It would die out if he stopped reacting to it. But now he IS the honey, and his anger is the honey that never spoils because he keeps it fresh.
Fake fan
Burnie is really out here wasting *5 gallons of oil* because he thinks *you can only fry stuff in it once*
If that was true, fast food restaurants would need a pipeline just for their fryers
I think he means year to year. Far as I know, oil with shit in it will get rancid after a year of sitting around
I work in the restaurant buisness and we change our oil twice a day every day.
@@joshstock6591late but that’s way too much you should change it like 3 times a week. That’s just wasteful
@@danielfishburn7042 absolutely not true. Worked in fast food for the past few years and if you don't change the oil twice a day the chicken/fries come out nasty.
I'm sure it's fine if you're using it in your personal kitchen but when you're frying food non stop all day long so much shit builds up in that oil
@@danielfishburn7042, say that when you cook thousands of chicken, fish, fries, every couple hours, it gets black, nasty, and personally if I wouldn’t eat out of it, I would never serve it to my customers.
if I ever see that Burnie follows me on Twitter, I'll be terrified
Dun let me be gøne why
Prince Solaris because he then blocks them immediately. Unless he actually wants to follow them, but I'm not that interesting
See what i would do is not give him the satisfaction of me reacting
Prince Solaris I think he just gets satisfaction from how he imagines they'd react, without ever seeing evidence of such. But if presented with the option, I would agree with you
I'd be recording a video and he'd do that and I'd be like "meh." And then upload it and have someone tweet it to him for me
Pure honey doesn't spoil, but honey with any additives does.
All food can spoil unless you manage to seal it without any live microscopic life and/or keep moisture out. Because spoiling just means something else is eating it like a fungus or bacteria. Which is why healthy stuff should usually spoil faster, because its good food.
@@fieldy409 Not true at all. Honey does not spoil because it's acidic, and very very dry. Bacteria, fungus, ect cannot survive in honey. It's antimicrobial. It's also very healthy.
@@DBZHGWgamer This, which is also why people in some parts of the world use honey to smother their wounds and cuts in order to keep them clean and sterile
We should start a trend again. Make him lose it a bit.
I’m very much down.
I just tweeted at him honey doesn't spoil
Please don’t. It’s not funny anymore
@@babalabaloo100 naw it's still pretty funny
@@babalabaloo100 "honey doesn't spoil" never spoils...
Crystals on honey is actually a sign of good quality
If we make the joke now would it be funny?
What about now?
@@SheagleArk forever
At the end: STINGING in a video about honey?
Does anyone want to tweet at Bernie honey doesnt spoil. I am not going too but the temptation.
i will use an alt account
Although it doesn't spoil, it can house botulism if you leave it out at room temperature in moist air. And if enough builds up, you'll die before the ambulance even gets to you. So don't just leave honey out for years and assume it's fine, especially if it looks visibly gross. Barb's microwave advice is not wise.
What would I do without you
Other stuff
He's leaving, what are you going to do?
2 years later, I'm on Burnie's Twitter saying "Honey doesn't spoil"
Burnie, the more you mention the joke, the worse it gets. The people who say things like that don't care whether you call them a "joke" or not, just mentioning it is enough for them to know that they won.
The bit at 1:50 sums up Ray's entire personality.
***** leave ;)
YOLO
Now that Burnie has left Rooster Teeth, everyone should tweet at him “Just remember, honey doesn’t spoil.”
Maybe he can cover himself in honey and swim and the English Channel
Off the grid to another country and still someone sent him physical mail "honey doesn't spoil"
*SPOILER*
Not honey
So... has Burnie Burns subscribed to you on youtube yet?
I just like that he hates that people are trolling,but then he is like 'then I troll them, bwhahahaha'
So hes the exact same person as the one he hates.
Ah shit I just tweeted it at him. Well, I guess I'm never watching another rt vid again :/
I really enjoy your compilations and highlights! Thank you for posting!
*Burnie learns the Streisand effect the hard way*
But honey is immune to ALL threats, physical or magical
podcasts now just arent the same sadly :(
If it didn't pissed him off people wouldnt send him that
Honey might not spoil directly, but it will go dark brown, start to ferment(?) and smell like mead.
Although you might call that an improvement. :-)
Ma A you have to add water and I think other ingredients (depending on the flavor)
What it may do is crystallize, but I've found that putting a carrot slice in the honey helps to stop that from happening.
He doesn't get the joke.
When Burnie is a bit sick he sounds like Michael to me :D
No, Burnie, that was by Stanley Kubrick.
Oh Burnie... there is a joke, you're just not in on it.
burnie should've never told people to NOT tweet at him lmao bc now people wanna tweet at him
Lol awesome to see this video! And its official my birthday today! Thank you for your awesome complications and dedication to it!
Happy Birthday! :)
“...once you act like the internet idiot, you are that person...you’re not part of the joke, you are the joke...”
-Michael “Burnie” Burns, 2012
burnie triggered
Now I want to go to Twitter and tell him honey doesn’t spoil lol
same!!!!!
just tweeted him honey doesn't spoil #keepitgoing
GilgameshGaming no
I have never once thought to or wanted to follow Burnie on twitter.
I can safely say, I can make this joke without any regrets.
This will never not be funny materles of how unfunny Burnie thinks it is
Streisand effected himself
I kinda like when honey is crystallized
Lil crunchy
Spoil Alert: Honey doesnt spoil
ITS Bin a couple of years now so i'm gonna remind HIM i think. XD
tempted to start posting it to him again
Anyone remembers Gavin's joke back on IB? #iamthelaw
This makes me really want to tweet at burnie
Tweet this at him in 2019
Keep it up, it's 2020, we gotta let him know that honey doesn't spoil!
Burnie sounded like his voice was shot to hell back then, like damn.
last line.."its more stinging that way" he made a bee pun. are you serious?
Him pretending it’s not a joke is great
Does he not get how memes and trolls work? Or that honey just won’t spoil?
This exactly. One of the most recent podcasts he says the same thing again. He doesn't understand the internet. Literally if he had ignored the tweets, they would've gone away within a month. It's not even just trolls either. Plenty of comedians do the same thing.
Called the Barbra Streisand effect
He said in the video how trolls work. Did you not watch it?
Nahh it's still fuckn hilarious.... Burnie is just sour
We should tweet at burnie and ask him if honey spoils 👀😂
Haha Bernie doesn't understand memes
Seriously dude, your videos make my day better.
Honey really doesn't spoil though
Hey, I know this is kind of offtopic, but you are probably the go to guy here.
I never started watching the patch because it just isn't as interesting to me, but do they goof around a lot? Like in the podcasts talk about shit and dicks and stuff. I know I sound kind of immature right now but those topics always make me laugh.
I don't watch the patch either, so I wouldn't know. Best thing to do is watch one and see if you like it or not.
The Patch has humor in it but they don't really "goof around" a lot. I really like it because I like to hear what the people on the podcast think of the big news in the past week.
The Patch has humor in it but they don't really "goof around" a lot. I really like it because I like to hear what the people on the podcast think of the big news in the past week.
If you like hearing their opinions on recent news/game stuff it's pretty awesome.
3:34 and it only took till rtx 2014
Awesome vids man
i'm in on the joke, but honey does go bad. in 1000-5000 years, honey will go bad. but in our lifetime, honey does not spoil.
Who else just got this recommended
Plural meeee! God I wanna tweet at him saying honey doesn’t spoil but I don’t wanna be blocked
Spencyn it’s worth it
Actually, you should not put the plastic honey bottle in the microwave. You are supposed to put it in warm water.
If Burnie didn't want those messages to keep popping up then maybe he should've done the smart thing and stopped responding to the messages. Each time he brought it up again in a podcast he was only reminding people of it and not only that but his clear annoyance only made people want to do it more. If he had just shut his mouth and never brought it up again the messages would have at the very least decreased because the trolls would get bored since they're not getting a reaction.
No that wouldn't have worked because like he said in the 1st or second clip, people will tweet him stuff from older podcasts as they listen to them
Burnie - "waahh waahh people make funny jokes! Waahh"
Ironic how the writer of RvB, a show filled with jokes, can’t handle a joke
I'm gonna miss Burnie
4 years later
Honey doesn't spoil but liquid honey does crystallize, but their is a way to prevent that. America like having the golden liquid honey that is prone to crystallize but Canada has "creamy" honey which almost never does. (creamy honey is a light gold color and opaque vs the American translucent look. Google it.) What my mom was told was they freeze it and it prevents crystals. (I heard this second hand.) I don't know how you do it but for anyone that wants to try there is always google.
It does help though. We have had honey for years with no crystallization. It does separate a bit so it's thinner on top and heavy on the bottom. This takes quite a while and it all tastes the same, just different consistency.
I get the sentiment that the "joke" is old, and it stopped being funny after two days. But you can't block people for sending you that shit if you're gonna throw away honey cause you think it's spoiled...
He can if it's flooding his twitter though. I mean, who wants to see an entire screen of the same old meme.
Buy honey in a glass container (or buy a glass container to put your honey inside of). That way if you need to warm it up, you don't have to put a plastic container in there to de-crystalize it.
DUDE. I have the same lamps in my bedroom!!!!!!
I just tweeted @burnie
"Honey doesn't spoil."
Honey does in fact not spoil
Great video. Never forget and also don't let them forget :)
I'm going to wear a Honey Doesn't Spoil shirt to RTX this year.
honey? Oh the thing that doesn’t spoil? oh how sweet.
Who came here after reading the comments from the Toblerone video?
People just want attention from Burnie, its so pathetic
Proceeds to tweet "honey doesn't spoil @burnieburns"
4:59 - 5:54 I just want to know who the madman is who left the honey bottle open. That's how you get ants... and Pooh bears.
5:46 Burnie you are an evil genius.
you can search for "honey doesn't spoil" on twitter and there are *still* people who tweet this at burnie daily, jfc
I think I was a minute into the video and I tweeted to him that honey doesn't spoil. I'm not even doing it for attention, I'm just doing it to be a smart ass lol.
He should tweet "hey. Did you guys know that honey doesn't spoil?"
If Burnie followed me I'd be all like "well i know you're gonna block me so I'm not gonna give you the satisfaction of a reaction"
5:50, Burnie turned into heath ledgers joker. It's not about the money, it's about sending a message.
I still say this whenever honey is brought up
i cant believe after all that he threw out the honey. IT DOESNT SPOIL
I just tweeted at Burnie that honey doesn't spoil. Let's see if he blocks me.