Galactic Council Attacked The Human Diplomat, Unaware He Was The Baba Yaga | Best HFY Stories

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  • @Licotus007
    @Licotus007 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    The next John wick movie will be set in space. They will find John Wick in a cryogenic chamber accidentally unleashing the baba yaga. For some reason John Wick will have a totally tubular attitude and play air guitar. 🤣

    • @HarleyGabolinscy
      @HarleyGabolinscy หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      And they kill his space dog

    • @stevenswitzer5154
      @stevenswitzer5154 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Id watch that 'Aliens' crossover

    • @cecilb7927
      @cecilb7927 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Don't forget his stalwart ally Chen.

    • @L3X1899
      @L3X1899 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      and he will be excellent to everyone, as long as they don't unalive his space dog

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@L3X1899but especially if they both help protect his space dog and give the dog lots of treats and attention

  • @shaheedrahmaan3005
    @shaheedrahmaan3005 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Thanks!

    • @CosmicTales7
      @CosmicTales7  28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Thanks for your love 😘

  • @AeonAxisProductions
    @AeonAxisProductions หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    John reeves, not to be confused with his twin brother keanu wick

  • @MoxieMike66
    @MoxieMike66 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Funny thing is, Keanu Reeves is just as deadly given all the training he did for the movies. Feel free to check out the videos.....

  • @billcook7285
    @billcook7285 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    This reminds me of the story about "John the wicked." The human who killed 87 xenos in a bar,...... with a pencil . 😂

    • @Shinobubu
      @Shinobubu 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      A fucking pencil

    • @CharlesCollinsCollins
      @CharlesCollinsCollins 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      A foo keen pencil ✏️😈🩸🩸🩸

  • @ThorbjrnPrytz
    @ThorbjrnPrytz 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    "Prepare the Escape pods!" Uhhmmmm...... What is the point of an escape pod if it can't be used to escape without preparation?

  • @tonynelligan1930
    @tonynelligan1930 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    it just doesn't fit he'd play games like this and then allow himself to be put in a cell. john isn't about games, he got payed to do a job and does it. didn't you see that dog guy in heaven and john dies and goes there? even god knows his name.

  • @wandapease-gi8yo
    @wandapease-gi8yo หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Guards are incapacitated when they are unable to move or dead. Baba Yagga is Female . . .sorta when you live in a house that moves around on Chicken legs and eats her prisoner.

  • @kdeville87
    @kdeville87 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    he is the son of John Wick from a different earth were after he was killed he was raised by the high table

  • @emmettdoliveiro4327
    @emmettdoliveiro4327 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    John wick in space

  • @DeannaPaki-x2m
    @DeannaPaki-x2m 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    0.12 cool story

  • @samsignorelli
    @samsignorelli หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "...Oh...."

  • @XIPHOZ1
    @XIPHOZ1 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Ali: Baba Yaga and Hit man team up against the Galactic Home World. Please make it true.

  • @davidbudd2624
    @davidbudd2624 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That would be awakened, not awoken.

  • @williamscholl8203
    @williamscholl8203 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    He killed 3 aliens with a space pencil, a farking space pencil

  • @HaloDJumper
    @HaloDJumper 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Found a Mass Effect fanfic one time where John Wick was cryogenically preserved and was thawed in time for the games' story. It's actually a decent read if I'm being honest. Don't remember the name of it and I don't have a link, though 😢

  • @dorn0531
    @dorn0531 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    “…into the rising dawn. Eeeee.” Thoroughly inspiring stuff 🫡

  • @Rebellion90s
    @Rebellion90s 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Congratulation to Humanity to somehow managed to make a Slavic folklore witch to be its diplomat. Look, I know might like John Wick, but John Wick is not Baba Yaga, and Baba Yaga herself isn't a male, they named him after Baba Yaga because of how unpredictable and deadly he is. As for Baba Yaga, she is not your Princess Knight Weeb Fantasy kind of character, she is a half-witch half-mad scientist, so please, do some research before you rush assumption because this is just as awkward, weird, and weed smoking as how Humanity somehow trained post-transformation Elliot Spencer.

  • @johnmitilias3063
    @johnmitilias3063 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Is this an AI audiobook story or a real writers storyline?

  • @delmccormack7001
    @delmccormack7001 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Krampus or The Creeper. Baba yaga ain't nothing. How about an SCP or a super.

    • @donaldmclaughlin7977
      @donaldmclaughlin7977 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think you miss the point. My opinion is that in the west the Baba Jaga is the equivalent of the boogie man, the monster who lives under a child's bed, or in their closet.
      In fiction the only person who can truly fight these creatures is Susan Sto Helit,
      Death's Granddaughter.
      And yes I do know that the Baba Jaga is female can be good or evil, and can be a single person or 3 sisters.

  • @joodh1840
    @joodh1840 หลายเดือนก่อน

    baba yaga

  • @stephaniewilson3955
    @stephaniewilson3955 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yawn! The myth of one man can destroy an empire all by himself.