LinkedIn is for Insane people
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My favorite part of LinkedIn is the white 40-year-olds writing fanfic about how they gave great advice to a waiter and the whole plane clapped
They were Tumblr kids
I am like 100% sure if they were born later, they would have been on Tumblr and Wattpad
@@vaishnavisingh9244 holy shit I need to write a fanfic about this/hj
sounds like a thicc plane
@@numbers72927 send us a link when you're done pls lol /lh
I rented out my uterus, got pregnant on my lunch break, gave birth during Christmas break, got my infant employed at one breath old, and he’s been paying me back rent for the last 9 months. If my fetus and I can grind, so can you!
LMAO
Me in 3 am:
And on the weekends my infant is taking an internship and doing business school! What are YOU doing with your children?
I read this in Kwite's voice and it sounds exactly like something he'd say. This is probably going to pop up on his twitter someday.
child labour is the best
There's two types of internet browsers: The ones who are exposed to its insanity and slowly grow desensitized to it and remain fairly normal, and those who are slowly driven to madness themselves.
I assume both you an I fall into the 2nd category, since we’re watching kwite
I'm both.
You mean browsers right
@@KingOfGaymes (._.)
Yes
You know, you can cure madness with boredom. They eventually grow tired of being insane
The fact that kwite has fallen down a linked rabbit hole in is not even surprising anymore
everyone above me is a bot, spam the shit out of the report button on everyone above me.
also, why the hell do bots even exist?
Yep
Damn all the bots attacked this comment
@@lowkeykindafxy9104 they either hated the comment or the commenter.
Don’t worry, fellas. Bots reported, bro’s comment supported.
Bruh, a million dollars is literally life changing. I could pay off all of my student loans, all of my partner's student loans, and we could buy a house. Fuck Elongated Muskrat
Beautiful.
Well said!
*LinkedIn is for Insane People*
LinkedIn is for people having to find a job, job recruiters, and grind-set people. Pretty sure the idea that all those people are either already or being driven insane was a given.
@Kurtis what full video
@@aceofclubs. their a spam bot
@卐-Chadimir_Putin-卐 with those symbols in you name mr Putin, I bet Stalin is doing near 500 rpm roiling in his grave right now
@卐-Chadimir_Putin-卐 ah yes putin rocking swastikas real classy.
Even for a bot that's bad
@@wildmoose3979 could be worse, at least it’s not spouting racial slurs and unmentionable actions towards children and animals at the same time like some of the other bots I’ve seen. D:
LinkedIn makes me want to go LinkedOut and touch grass.
Mmmm the sweet luscious taste of grass...
Oops all bots
@@suspumpkin5229 Yup lol
@Ankha Rule 34 translate translate translate translate
@Ankha Rule 34 stop dude
on the recruiters topic:
1) a lot of recruiters tend to have the attitude of "who cares how much the job pays? you should just be passionate and feel lucky to be approached about it"
2) recruiters are essentially in the field of human resources (and hr will just suck off the company) so to then have such a horrid lack of understanding of racism (from that analogy they used) is downright scary
entirely unrelated but your profile picture is very cute
@@parallel3824 I can't comprehend it when I look at it with my 1366 by 780 ass monitor
Agreed
Each new video is another reason to pray for Kwite's nonexistent sanity.
Report the spambots, PLEASE. TH-cam FIX YOUR FUCKING PLATFORM OR GET RID OF IT ENTIRELY
@@frownyclowny6955 yeah, that’s gonna happen
@@protalghulnist4126 at least you’re human
@@frownyclowny6955 i hate these fucking bots
@@frownyclowny6955 But what is (hu) man? A miserable pile of secrets!
The fact that not only did Kwite buy happiness by getting a dark saber AND gets serotonin by saving money BECAUSE he gets to write it off as a business expense by showing it on camera is unreal
"Maybe Elon will give money to your business"
He doesn't wants to pay his workers why do you think he will give money to you?
Bait bots be like: I'm mid hahaha
I hate bots
dude smokes on yt podcast, like why is still considered a chad in business? Also isn't he getting sued?
The job search is mind melting. I’d rather redo a 21 credit hour semester crammed with dynamics, failure analysis, chem calc and more than do the job search grind
Wish you luck man
Here's another real comment to balance out the bot comments a bit
No fr within the past month I've applied to 23 jobs and NOBODY HAS CALLED😭
@@annawebb5070 Imagine getting calls and having a contact and just months of no updates ob the position keeping a regular line of communication. im going mental
The job search isn't mind melting.
Having a job is mind melting.
The job search makes you consider a life of crime.
Kwite being his normal self is honestly the least normal thing existent. Another interesting video 👀
I hate it when people say that money can’t buy happiness. Sure maybe you can’t buy happiness with money but you can’t buy anything with no money.
Money doesn't buy happiness, but lack of money greatly contributes to unhappiness. If you have a lot of money, you can still be very unhappy about a lot of other things, but if you don't have money, your lack of money will be one of the things that makes you unhappy. Money can certainly take away some of the stress that you would have if you didn't have money. If the main reason for your unhappiness is lack of money then money can make you a lot happier. But it doesn't necessarily make all of your problems disappear and you can still be unhappy, no matter how much money you have.
id sooner get a whole transorbital lobotomy rather than spend five minutes with elon 💀
Same, like who tf wants to spend time with the scammer? Bro worship him for ideas of people who work under him
@LakehuntZPoggies nah they arnt
The stolen hours one, acting like employees don't give their time just because they need a break. Why would anyone want worse quality work over more time? That is the literal definition of inefficiency. How did they get that position in the first place?
Stealing work hours is a thing but stealing wages and underpaying isn't, love how they cherry pick what they want to see
"I'm shocked into silence," he says, as he continues to talk
Honestly a talking hoodie is very good at the internet
So many bots fr I'm sorry man
He sounds so glad and happy twirling his little saber around
@LakehuntZPoggies then why are you here, TH-cam user LakehuntZpoggies?
Damn. Poor people are poor cause they don't have money?!? Shocking discovery.
There are so many job opportunities in a persons life, if you don't get ahead then it is your fault. and yes, all people I know who are konsidered poor are poor because they spend money on things they actually don't need. Don't blame others, look at yourself!
It's so fun and easy to dunk on company owners, we need more of this
@LakehuntZPoggies you literally have "go to about section for free robux" in your banner, don't even
Nah it’s cringe
@@Jetdonk3y dunking on company owners is the best thing since misinformation
We do need more.
Until a tidal wave of realization hits people.
That hiding how much you make only benefits employers.
That unionizing can help protect rights.
That certain people deserve to be torn to pieces and have those pieces thrown to the masses.
@@turkia6148 bro's simping for white middle class kids that got backed up by their parents having no trouble paying off post-secondary in another reply section, telling the OP "they're probably happier than you are now". Can't win em all some people are just willing shills
The time theft guy is wild. Imagine being mad your employees are human and need to decompress periodically. Not to mention the time and money it took to even calculate how much time is “wasted”. How much did they pay to figure out how much they “overpay” their workers?
In my experience, Linkedin is just an echo chamber for the middle class kids that went to university AND had the ability to sit on their ass at their parents house for two years so they diddnt have to get a 'poor people job'.🤣
They probably more happy and successful than you now
@@Jetdonk3y oh they are. I see it plastered over my own linkedin 🥲👍🏻
@@Jetdonk3y Yeah. The world is so unfair. Need some devil's justice because whatever passes for a god out there sure don't give a shit.
@@Jetdonk3y that's not a good thing lmao
Ehh I came from a working class family went to university, became a furry, got a good job , burnt out, got linked in, got evicted and now moving to Scotland with my hot boyfriend ^w^
So emm yeah its a journey. Still working class from a Marxist perspective.
finally, something we as a community can agree on
@Thanks 🅥 silence b o t
@Thanks 🅥 k thx
@Thank me later 🅥
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@Ankha Rule 34 bro stop trying to scare some 5 year olds. Or at least be more creative, there are some really cool troll comments that are about tricking kids, but this one’s just lame
Jesus fucking Christ, look at all those bots Batman!
LikedIn is the only place that has pictures or information on my dad. It's useful to see him again.
@LakehuntZPoggies No one cares
@LakehuntZPoggies ok but kwite
"and just like that! It's a business expense! Get fucked!"
best Kwite quote literally ever
And just when I believed Kwite couldn't get any sexier, he buys a darksaber. literally the ideal man
mans simping over a floating hoodie with a mask and sunglasses
@@reddz_ it's the voice :(
seriously tho
@@reddz_ makes it better
The boss posting about how wasting time on the job is stealing activated my communist fight response
what are the odds that he made that post while sitting at his desk while he was busy "working"?
that wedding story got an image in my head of tiny kwite in a dress with hoodie mask and sunglasses on top going red with rage at his own wedding venue
please linkdln troll army needs to exist, it probably would solve nothing but damn that would be funny
Man, some people can't stand the idea of workers being independent living beings and needing brakes from work.
Even grass can’t save these poor souls
As an insane people, this is true.
can confirm i just made a linkedin (its for college internships) and i am more deeply unhinged than ever
As someone about to enter college, I am just terrified lol
2:21 i love that the cards are getting progressively bigger
I’m pretty sure 5 of those work hours out of a 40 hour week is a lunch break. It’s literally a break for you to eat your lunch and do what you need to do. It’s not stolen time, it’s time that you have to legally provide for your employees to make sure they don’t die.
People go to work for 42.5 hours, because their 30 minute break is not counted as time they are paid for.
But in the case that not spending 100% of my time at work actually working hard is equivalent to stealing...
- I should just skip the middle man and steal directly, because apparently they can afford it.
or
- They should just lower work hours, because apparently the job can be done in less time. Happier employees do better work.
3:24 Kwite. You’re floating clothes. You live in a drawer. Obviously you’re living comfy.
2:36 ahh I remember sitting in a bomb shelter during the winter and doing some translations for work, freezing my ass off. half a year later, I'm sitting at my workplace and just hoping that I won't get hit by a rocket during an air raid
the grind never stops brother 💪🙏💰
thank you for the lovely content once again lord kwite
@Stokes Twins 🅥 stop
10:21 they're listed as a 'demotivational speaker' bro 💀
Hello! As a Ukrainian I can confirm that the picture at 2:38 is the actual truth. Working while air raid sirens are blaring is now normal for us, unfortunately.
Apparently a lot of people in cybersecurity use LinkedIn, because it's also over the place at my grad program
Pure distilled corporate cringe. I approve of this description.
Admittedly, that Force FX Darksaber is pretty freaking dope.
I didn't even spend that much on the off-brand lightsaber I have now and it's still hella fun. $20, $100, $300, doesn't matter, a glowy sword that goes "woosh" when you swing and "crackle" when it hits something is more fun that talking to money bros ramble about investments.
My dad got me on LinkedIn when I was 10 and I have yet to touch that account 11 years later.
Bro my favorite part of the video was when Kwite said "it's Kworbin time" then Kworbed all over those LinkedIn posts
Dude, I would pay to _not_ spend time with Elongated Muskrat. Imagine asking if I’d rather have a million dollars or meet one of the worst people in the world, and thinking that’s a hard choice
I would pay to spend time with him, because that would get me close enough to strangle him.
1:04 yup, as an individual who was born into a family who decided to sell thier business in order to live a family life as soon as I was born, I have lived a lower middle class life in Florida until my parents after nine years and giving me a little brother decided, why not live in Colorado? It seemed like an OK idea for me, but you could tell that I wasn't nearly as excited as everyone else was but even then, we packed our things, brought a friend and drove off with all of our things except for furniture (mind you, my parents at the time had two vehicles, we had to tow the second one with us). Once we arrived, things were OK until it became clear that my parents were lacking the knowledge of what it means to save money at the time because we ended up losing money at some point, I was still 10 years old so I don't remember much of what happened except for the constant moving around from place to place to stay for months at a time, I didnt remember staying in a home for longer than a school year because my parents had me when they were living in an apartment and when they had my Lil bro, we were in a bigger space (I think). This was until 2019, nonetheless, we were still moving around and I never learned why, I have assumptions, but now a days I don't care, I am right now trying to focus on myself. Anyways, we have moved from apartment to motel, from motel to hotel for only 3 nights, then to an apartment that we were able to stay at for a school year, then as summer comes we would go camping for the entire summer and sometimes even early autumns, sure, we did ask for help from family helping organizations but, apparently it wasn't enough for us to live off of. Anyways, the way we traveled over the years are quite interesting. It started off with my dad's Volkswagen with my mom's Volvo but because we had to sell the cars, we didn't have transportation for a while, the last time I remember us having a vehicle, was when my dad got a red Chevy city truck with a serious engine. I don't remember what kind it was but, that little truck last us through years of travel and serious carry weight. That little thing can carry a vehicle the size of the mystery machine with years of storage inside up steep hills and would carry a small trailer again with a lot of shit inside for miles on end. I remember little red more than any other vehicle that we've had over the course of my life. We ended up selling the truck to someone only because none of us had any money to do repairs on it. Whenever I was sixteen, I wanted to start working but because the town that I was in didn't really accept minors working for wages, I was only able to volunteer at a library before we had to move just in the next year, in the mist of all this chaos, I was able to make friends and even a boyfriend in Middle school, even if I were to leave them all behind and even let go of him later on down the road, it never occurred to me that I would ever see them again. The only time that I have met someone after the first time before now was someone I hung out with in 4th grade, we re-met in Middle school but we didn't really hang out much then. She had her group and I was with mine so, it's whatever. We didn't have any ounce of a normal life until we got a place in Nederland. No not the Netherlands, Nederland, Co is a small mountain town theater is in a valley in between mountains. Because of this, Nederland is an extremely windy town in general and there isn't a lot you could do here other than going from karaoke nights to just simply drinking at your favorite bar all day long. At this time, I was 19 years old with no highschool credits, no drivers license (in Colorado, you can legally drive a car at the age of 16) so I am still scared of driving, I am not the most hygienic mofo, I just never saw a reason to take care of myself like that unless I am brushing my hair or sometimes brushing my teeth ( yes, I am that bad) I do take showers but I never understood the shower-tools that people use, the only things I would use from that section would be the puffy scrubby ball thingy, the sasquatch (sasquach??) bar of soap, and then rarely, if I want to treat myself, charcoal peel-off masks and CBD bath salts/bath bombs. Not to mention that the last two things were a recent thing, I ended up from that, to graduating in three years time, I now have experience working and is currently making pizza pies pretty much every morning, I don't plan on going to college, my main goal is to save up to a certain amount of money in order to not only keep up with the rent but to also provide myself with what I need. At my highschool, one of the few things I've learned about was how to go online and get myself an ID. I have set up my own appointment with some help of my advisor ( in that school, every student has an advisor they can rely on for food and advice) and had constantly reminded my parents everyday till the very morning of the appointment in order to get it done because I was just that determined. Just as I am now to make sure that I work hard and not spend a shit ton in order to continue living a normal life, because if I were to move out of my family nest, I want to be where I don't have to move out in a near future, I want to make sure that I can live easy while also keep up with everything around me in order to continue to live a normal life. You are prolly wondering what a normal life is for me is, and it is simply this cycle; wake up, work, play, sleep, repeat with little tweaks here and there, switch up my activities from time to time and maybe even get lucky with a guy/girl/any that would prolly wanna stay with me for a while, maybe even become a mom. At that point, I can be sure that I put money towards my child(ren)s separate bank account(s) so that way when they grow up, they will be able to pay for food and whatever else their needs or wants would be. At that point, they will have to learn that if they start working then, they will be able to continue using thier cards and be able to live as fruitfully as they please. Even though I won't be much of help if they drain their accounts right away, I can only hope that they would learn how to save their money from me.
Kwite should set up his own business expensing class, lmao.
@LakehuntZPoggies I dunno man, game recognizes game.. and, you looking kinda unfamiliar to me. /jk
I remember being in college and being told to make a linked-in account and I did.
And it served me no purpose and I quickly started to realize how full of shit everyone on there was.
Do you know how much resume and interview advice I've recieved that basically amounted to "you've got to lie, I mean embellish"
Fuck that. I choose violence, and least that's honest. But I'm patient enough to wait for the right moment.
my fave youtuber fr no joke love u kwitey
9:32
I actually did do the math and if we go with the previously mentioned 40 hours a week then that means this guy works approximately 160 hours a month, and if he slacked off for 20 hours of it that leaves:
12.5% of the month slacking off
87.5% of the month actually doing work
And if 20 hours is worth 10k then that means he's making around 500$ an hour and therefore made about 70k during the rest of the month that he spent actually working.
The mask on/mask off concept is cool- It’ll be interesting to see it pop up in future videos! :)
our gay unstable thats going insane bestfriend kwite, the fanbase is also unstable and gay. we love you (platonicly) from a early-for-once lesbian who crys too much, thanks for making us smile! :D
What are trying to say?????????
Recruiters message you when you don't want and when you message one they act VERY snobby
Just started a new job as a social media manager, definitely going to be branching onto LinkedIn for sure, thx Kwite
Every video that Kwite makes I either die of cringe from the people in the video or die from what Kwite says. This shits funny!
i like that he counted up gallons, gallons, and pure, i didnt unerstand what he was saying until i looked at his counting hand
It’s been over a year since YT has recommended any of your videos, despite being subscribed. Glad to see you’re still alive
Fun story, I once got a editing job offer by a company in Shenghi, China, USA.
I had to turn it down, I didn't have to funds to move as it was a on sight job.
And yes, Shanghai was actually horribly misspelled.
I'm so here for this video -- LinkedIn is a madhouse for sure
honestly i'd be tempted to choose spending time with musk over a mil because then i could find and then set a rabid beast upon him
Don‘t forget to bring a camera. 😂
The amount of capitalism in that app kills my soul
Wow.
From AO3 to TikTok to LinkedIn.
I don’t know how Kwite manages to maintain his sanity after doing all of this.
My dude is going down more rabbit holes than Alice in Wonderland.
Bomb shelters are great during air strikes in general… and yea, wifi is normally nice anywhere, lmfao.
The monitor's reflection in his glasses make it look like they're his eyes :D
Omg i was just thinking that
I can’t unsee it now
Few years back I used to get so pissed off when I saw linkedin advertisements on TH-cam. I used to react more then I would react to grammarly advertising.
8:30 “You can go on the internet and tell insults?!”
5:30 That is a frickin cool darksaber and I am very jealous
Love your content Kwite and I forget this was a thing
Can we take a moment to reflect on the fact that people are trying to date there?
The worst Ls on the internet, perhaps the only worse place would be 4chan
Time stamp for that?
@@frownyclowny6955 I'll argue It's better, (tho not on containment boards or the worst threads) I've seen successful attempts done there between sane people, here It's as awful as to witness the door to door salesman who's too old fashioned attempt to hit on the new secretary recruit
The way Kwite says Shangri-la makes me cry
Great vid as always kwite!^^
Pretty sure we can all agree with Kwite on this one.
Nah it’s cringe
Do more of these mate
I need to try the kwite tree hole
Ngl the mask off/no mask phrase for being serious is pretty cool and honestly a little cute. Full support!
I have a LinkedIn account I barely touch. Funniest/most cringey thing I ever saw on there was someone claiming to be a marketing professional straight-up whinging about how nobody wanted to hire them despite their amazing skills. Like sure bro, those the same skills that make you think it's a good idea to ask for a job on social media by complaining?
A family friend had made a linkedin to get a job and he keeps sending us massages about the shit he has to deal with
Oh good golly gosh I remember falling down that rabbit hole.
0:13 well this hits kinda close to home, my coworkers and family are always telling me I need to drink water and eat food, and I still don't
I'm kinda twig lookin
Considering the "confidence is the three C's" guy has his entire name blurred out while the guy replying to him about Cocaine is a CEO, I can comfortably assume that stimulants are key to running a successful business empire.
0:17 Jokes on you, I already do this in front of this computer. I... I don't feel my legs. Do I even have legs?
So many bots. Pain.
Whoa! 20% are actually subscribed!? Man, I remember the days where it was down at 18% How the times have changed😌
Jokes on you, we have Greggs in Britain
6:40 there is a way to dunk on them actually, the haha/thinking react. you just have to be brave enough to use it.
I hate recruiters because they’ll harass you then if you actually apply they completely ghost you, have lied about the actual job, or turn around and say “oh sorry you’re not qualified for this position” like you have my resume, you know my major and experience, your job describes something I’m actually qualified for, what the fuck??
Kwite with another banger
No one is building a personal brand on LinkedIn. 99% of people just post their new positions and like other people’s posts doing the same thing
because an apology is not enough.
Sometimes I go on linked in just to see what corporations think is good for marketing
2:50
Worked with a guy in a tech startup, he was from Ukraine and said from time to time sirens would just start
This guy showed up nearly every day for work
I love how his mic has an Afro
new Kwite video Pog
2:05 I feel bad for the squirrels chilling in that tree hole
That dark saber is badass
getting home too a kwite video LETS GOO
the wifi in a bombshelter thing is wildly real and relatable (i am urkainian, this isn't a shitpost i literally had to go to school online in a shelter)
8:17 hate it when people try and make that connection. Its like me saying "man I hate oranges" and then someone coming up and saying "I cant believe you said that! thats a double standard! thats like saying you hate *insert some bs here* " It would be more rational if the guy was talking about another job instead of "ethnic group" since a different career would be more on topic/applicable
linkedin is hell to actually get a job
especially if you're in the computer science field