I can't remember if it was AC Brotherhood or AC2 but in one of them I found it IMPOSSIBLE to die, like even in combat if you stood still, a single health bar would recharge before enemies could land a killing blow. Also trust Phil to be terrible at literally the easiest combat system in ANY game.
I know I am years late but it’s true, it is very hard to die by enemies in AC2. During one of my playthroughs of AC2, the game glitched on sequence 11 when you have to disguise yourself as a guard to bring the box to Rodrigo Borgia, my escort started attacking me once the scene started and since you are undercover and can’t attack, I had to stand there and let him kill me. It took the guard around 6 minutes to kill me because my last health square kept regenerating before he landed his final blow. 6 minutes to kill an unarmed/idle player.
Wow love your play through a man. Never thought I would see you on a “this is how you don’t play.” Love your reviews. Everything the DSPs reviews are not.
Phil accidentally shanks a civilian with his hidden blade 2 seconds later Phil: Uuuuhhh, I didn't do that, so it's okay! Me: YOU JUST STABBED HIM IN THE CHEST YOU TALENTLESS SCRUB! Seriously, how can Phil be this stupid about game controls? He can't even control movement properly, let alone parkour or combat! How is he still making money from his "let's plays"?
He literally is mashing A. He doesn't understand that you don't have to do that and clearly has no concept of direction on thumbsticks or fine motor skills.
I feel we all make mistakes occasionally while climbing and running in AC games but this guy, he must be mashing the buttons into his greasy forehead so hard.
I played and beat this on a MacBook Pro without a controller...there is no goddamn excuse if I can use keyboard controls and a touchpad to beat the game.
I always return to these videos every now and then just to marvel at how it's possible for someone to actually make these games look difficult. 9 year olds can beat this game more easily than him. How is it possible?
That and the mission where you have to reach James Kidd by sneaking past a bunch of assassins in the jungle and it's mission failed if any of them see you. "WHAAAAT?!?! :O HOW DID HE SEE ME?! THIS IS FUCKING STUPID AS HELL! I had just gotten to the fucking grass which is supposed to hide you and the fucking game says he saw me. Fuck you! This game is bugged, maaaan. *belch*" That or he'll call Edward an "asshole" and "idiot" and continue his trend of blaming videogame characters for his own mistakes.
He didn’t even tackle that portion of the game. I repeat HE NEVER ENCOUNTERED ANY LEGENDARY SHIPS. Thx to u I wasted my time looking into that after the TIHYDP showed him acknowledging them based on his stream chat but he dodged fighting them. The End
@@ClassicKrusty that makes sense xD hes had certain things him games brought to his attention ahead of time to help himself either by his fans or searching it himself ive seen it happen with others like the sorrow in mgs3
This might be one of my favourite This Is How You Don't Play's around. To have such incredible frustration at the controls is one thing but to claim the game's broken because you're hammering the buttons when you're not supposed to and running away from any and all combat situations is too funny.
OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS GAME SUCKS *bitches for five hours about nonexistent game bugs* *at the credits* I loved the game guys, some bad parts, but dont worry i didint bitch for for 5 hours about nonexistent game bugs.
Not sure if I'm missing them or not, but I miss the comments in other videos of these. I just appreciate seeing audience reactions that are in line with my thoughts, and in some cases they're explanatory in how wrong he is. It helps when it's been years since I played these games and I didn't love them to start with. Just a note in case you don't have them. If you do, I'm DSP level of stupid.
"You'd expect him to see, what you want him to see, but I guess he's just not that smart." This line is proof that phil just wants the game to play itself while having the illusion of control so he can be a badass with no way to possibly fail, yet still feel like he was the one who did everything perfectly the first time.
The only part of this I won't give him shit for is looking for the glyph in the Colosseum, I'm sure I ran around just as long as he did. Not sure if I ever found it, in fact. Watching him go against the Borgia captains, though... Jesus christ, man.
I don't think Phil realizes that when you "tell" your character to jump, he's jumping in the direction that your camera is centered at... Idk how that kind of thing isn't caught on, is the idea here by him that he just keeps mashing A and running until the platforming is over? And I must say, Assassins Creed platforming is... uh... childsplay. I really don't know why i watch these videos, good job editing it Cole but... seriously. why do i watch these, it just bums me out from how incompetent he is.
he says the game is buggy... the only bug i see in this video is his incompetence. The game did have bugs though, like a bug that made you fly does he ever encounter that?
how can you be this bad, sure I've flunked at a few parts but i always learned from my mistakes and improved when i first played god bless your soul phil.
The creed series is a perfect example of how Phil constantly button mashes. Even if you couldn't hear his controller most of the time you can see it in how he constantly leaps off of walls every 5 seconds because he has no patience
Even in a game that permanently holds your hand and displays the controls in the upper right corner, he manages to fail miserably. This is unbelievable >_
I never thought it'd be possible to be this bad at Assassin's Creed but Phil is a man of wonders...Great work on the vid by the way, thoroughly entertaining.
i like how at 25 mins he says "i cant see what he can see, you'd think he'd be smart enough to know where to go" yet if you hold the damn Y button it gives you eagle vision showing you what u need to see
Literally every joke he makes is so easy to predict. - Lucy remarks how Desmond should lie down - He's gonna make a joke about her lying with him right? - I was right!
The best way to handle the platforming sections is imagining Phil is commenting on someone else's gameplay when he refers to Ezio, calling himself an idiot. Otherwise it is not stomachable
the body carrying sequence was fuckin hilarious. Does he not know how to disarm and counter from the previous game?? Kill the guards and then pick up the bodies. Why does he think they're gonna magically stop?
Assasssin's Creed Brotherhood might be the easiest game I've ever played. It is fucking amazing and a mystery to me how somebody who plays videogames for a living, mind you, can be this terrible at it.
Seriously, i beat AC games from AC1 to AC:R with keyboard and mouse and never complain about controlling system. And i had no proper pc for this games, so fps was lower than hell and i still enjoyed it. DSP such a bitch!
I want to believe soo bad that when derpsydephil played this game, that there were a couple parts where he intentionally wanted to die for whatever reason. This video made me laugh my ass off regardless though.
Assassins creed has probably one of the easiest control schemes out of any action game, dsp just doesn't pay any attention whatsoever. He's got his own version of the controls in his head, and even when he's consistently seeing a different result to what he expected it still doesn't occur to him to actually look it up and check....
A drinking game, because we all know it needs one for you to survive it wihout severe mental scarring Take a sip/shot : everytime he says the word bug/bugged. Be strong. everytime he starts laughing like a hyena high on acid. It might make it bearable every time blames his own stupidity on Ezio, like he's watching a movie or something for each burp Note: Please keep a Doctor on standby for this, or make sure you can deal with several gallons of alcohol
Woow... How does one do this bad at AC? It's a really easy series. I just played through brotherhood actually cause I got AC 4 and replayed them and I breezed through this...
This is truly hard to watch. I had no problems whatsoever with the controls in this game. None. How does he manage to screw up the gameplay then blame it on the controls? smh
30:38 - 30:49 is perhaps the best fucking thing I've ever seen in my life. Watching DSP flail around like a moron is always fun but I think this whole video about sums it up perfectly. On a slightly unrelated note I really have to give you props for the editing on this. Fantastic job.
"Full synchronization..........
...........
....FAILED?!?!?!?!"
I loved that part.
Fuckin stipnd
46:40
Phil would make a terrible assassin.
*out in the open* "Whuuut!?! They saw me? Dood, there was nothing I could do! Bugged hiding mechanics!"
I can't remember if it was AC Brotherhood or AC2 but in one of them I found it IMPOSSIBLE to die, like even in combat if you stood still, a single health bar would recharge before enemies could land a killing blow. Also trust Phil to be terrible at literally the easiest combat system in ANY game.
AC2...
hey, I love your channel!
I know I am years late but it’s true, it is very hard to die by enemies in AC2. During one of my playthroughs of AC2, the game glitched on sequence 11 when you have to disguise yourself as a guard to bring the box to Rodrigo Borgia, my escort started attacking me once the scene started and since you are undercover and can’t attack, I had to stand there and let him kill me. It took the guard around 6 minutes to kill me because my last health square kept regenerating before he landed his final blow. 6 minutes to kill an unarmed/idle player.
I've gotten stuck in a corner in AC3 multiple times where they can't even hit me
Wow love your play through a man. Never thought I would see you on a “this is how you don’t play.”
Love your reviews. Everything the DSPs reviews are not.
Phil needs a "press x to win" difficulty, but he'll probably struggle with that too....
Gotta love how Phil thinks the character is acting against him. Even now, he doesn't realize that he's controlling the character himself.
PHIL ALMOST DEIDIDIDKDIDIDIDIDID (clears throat) died, but yeah he sucks
I DIDN'T PRESS ANYTHING AND HE JUMPED OFF A CLIFF TWICE!
Phil accidentally shanks a civilian with his hidden blade
2 seconds later Phil: Uuuuhhh, I didn't do that, so it's okay!
Me: YOU JUST STABBED HIM IN THE CHEST YOU TALENTLESS SCRUB!
Seriously, how can Phil be this stupid about game controls? He can't even control movement properly, let alone parkour or combat! How is he still making money from his "let's plays"?
OMG i never thought someone would actually have trouble with combat in this game
Never underestimate *DerpSydePhil!*
And another thing, does dsp think that player characters have minds of their own?
Cole Phelps dont you mean DipShitPhil
neoVERSI Yep. Zero mistakes are his fault. It's all bugs and characters conspiring
Is there any game out there that he actually plays without blaming the game itself for his mistakes?
He literally is mashing A. He doesn't understand that you don't have to do that and clearly has no concept of direction on thumbsticks or fine motor skills.
Fine motor skills are rather important.
So to summarize : "They made the game harder so it sucks."
As someone who is disgusted with games dumbing down this makes me sad.
When Phil plays any AC game, he grips the RT and never fucking lets go.
I feel we all make mistakes occasionally while climbing and running in AC games but this guy, he must be mashing the buttons into his greasy forehead so hard.
The King of Button Mashing
29:16 still doesn't know that you can't counter the brutes with the sword.
Oh man, Phil would even fail at a game where the only objective would be standing still.
CAWM AWN, MAHN! I PRESSED CIRCLE! THIS IS FUCKING STOOPID, DOOD!
+Mr. Pilgrim bugged standing still mechanics hahaha lol :D
I played and beat this on a MacBook Pro without a controller...there is no goddamn excuse if I can use keyboard controls and a touchpad to beat the game.
Pro tip: If Phil is playing a game with "Metal Gear"or "Assassin's Creed" in the title, it will always end in disaster.
I always return to these videos every now and then just to marvel at how it's possible for someone to actually make these games look difficult. 9 year olds can beat this game more easily than him. How is it possible?
God, leave it to Phil to struggle with the free-running when the game practically plays itself for you.
When is there gonna be a TIHYDP of Assassin's Creed IV? I wanna see him rage at the legendary ships.
That and the mission where you have to reach James Kidd by sneaking past a bunch of assassins in the jungle and it's mission failed if any of them see you.
"WHAAAAT?!?! :O HOW DID HE SEE ME?! THIS IS FUCKING STUPID AS HELL! I had just gotten to the fucking grass which is supposed to hide you and the fucking game says he saw me. Fuck you! This game is bugged, maaaan. *belch*"
That or he'll call Edward an "asshole" and "idiot" and continue his trend of blaming videogame characters for his own mistakes.
BlueRidgeMountainMan I gotta be honest, I raged plenty at that part myself. But I persevered and still loved the game for the most part.
He didn’t even tackle that portion of the game. I repeat HE NEVER ENCOUNTERED ANY LEGENDARY SHIPS. Thx to u I wasted my time looking into that after the TIHYDP showed him acknowledging them based on his stream chat but he dodged fighting them. The End
@@ClassicKrusty that makes sense xD hes had certain things him games brought to his attention ahead of time to help himself either by his fans or searching it himself ive seen it happen with others like the sorrow in mgs3
"I never told him to jump!" **Mashes A** **A button is jump**
Whenever I see someone having trouble with the parkour or combat in any Assassin's Creed game, I swear I die a little inside...
it really isnt that hard, especially in the older games
This might be one of my favourite This Is How You Don't Play's around. To have such incredible frustration at the controls is one thing but to claim the game's broken because you're hammering the buttons when you're not supposed to and running away from any and all combat situations is too funny.
OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS GAME SUCKS
*bitches for five hours about nonexistent game bugs*
*at the credits*
I loved the game guys, some bad parts, but dont worry i didint bitch for for 5 hours about nonexistent game bugs.
WHAT???!!!! Burp! Ahk ahk ahk ahk ahhhh! Burp! EHHHMRRRH ERHUGHHH erhh ehmrhhh erhh errrrrgh Ehmmmm! Burp! Fucking stupid! WHAT!!!!????
DSP:"These people are such attention whores."
Me:That's rich coming from the guy who was e-begging on the internet a few years ago.
Jeff Rannila You should see him now..
4 years later...HE'S WORST
@@Gotham_Outlaw 5 years later
I'm laughing my ass off. Never underestimate DSP's ability to fail at the simplest shit and find fault at everything else except himself.
my god he was so mad throughout the entire playthrough and its just assassins creed not dark souls
Not sure if I'm missing them or not, but I miss the comments in other videos of these. I just appreciate seeing audience reactions that are in line with my thoughts, and in some cases they're explanatory in how wrong he is. It helps when it's been years since I played these games and I didn't love them to start with.
Just a note in case you don't have them. If you do, I'm DSP level of stupid.
I'm surprised that he ever completed AC2
Cminiely424 😂 truuuu
I can't believe he's having trouble at such an easy game.
Watching DSP trying to do platforming in this game is the greatest thing I've ever seen, never laughed so hard in my life
LOL "do not be detected" takes three steps and gets detected.
"You'd expect him to see, what you want him to see, but I guess he's just not that smart." This line is proof that phil just wants the game to play itself while having the illusion of control so he can be a badass with no way to possibly fail, yet still feel like he was the one who did everything perfectly the first time.
The only part of this I won't give him shit for is looking for the glyph in the Colosseum, I'm sure I ran around just as long as he did. Not sure if I ever found it, in fact.
Watching him go against the Borgia captains, though... Jesus christ, man.
Yeah, me too. I thought it was pretty funny just to see him die after all that.
1:35:58 LMAO when "Hideo Kojima" scrolls by in the credits. Phil can't escape that man anywhere
I don't think Phil realizes that when you "tell" your character to jump, he's jumping in the direction that your camera is centered at... Idk how that kind of thing isn't caught on, is the idea here by him that he just keeps mashing A and running until the platforming is over? And I must say, Assassins Creed platforming is... uh... childsplay. I really don't know why i watch these videos, good job editing it Cole but... seriously. why do i watch these, it just bums me out from how incompetent he is.
someone should just compile all the tihydp and make it "this is how you dont video game or commentary"
The irony is that Phil is Italian (or at least half-Italian) and can't do an Italian accent for shit.
Donkey Kong Country music ❤ Thank you for making and sharing this Mr. Phelps!
he says the game is buggy... the only bug i see in this video is his incompetence.
The game did have bugs though, like a bug that made you fly does he ever encounter that?
0.0 is it even possible to have so much trouble in this game?
Nah, he didn't.
one of my favorite "this is how you dont play" videos
Wow, thank you! I put my best into these videos so I'm glad you like it!
how can you be this bad, sure I've flunked at a few parts but i always learned from my mistakes and improved when i first played god bless your soul phil.
The creed series is a perfect example of how Phil constantly button mashes.
Even if you couldn't hear his controller most of the time you can see it in how he constantly leaps off of walls every 5 seconds because he has no patience
*jumps
"I didn't jump!"
8:47 This must be the first time I ever see DSP actually reading the instructions on the screen
I almost died of laughter while whatching this.Seriously i couldnt breath :`D
Glad you enjoyed.
Your welcome :D
And to be more specific,i couldnt breath on the part with the cannon XD
Even in a game that permanently holds your hand and displays the controls in the upper right corner, he manages to fail miserably. This is unbelievable >_
I never thought it'd be possible to be this bad at Assassin's Creed but Phil is a man of wonders...Great work on the vid by the way, thoroughly entertaining.
i like how at 25 mins he says "i cant see what he can see, you'd think he'd be smart enough to know where to go" yet if you hold the damn Y button it gives you eagle vision showing you what u need to see
Literally every joke he makes is so easy to predict.
- Lucy remarks how Desmond should lie down
- He's gonna make a joke about her lying with him right?
- I was right!
"I'm surprised he figured it out so quick... nevermind" I died xD
"You can't dodge." Game: "HOLD RT AND PRESS A TO DODGE"
"That's so gayy"I died
The song at 15:25 is Donkey Kong Country - Gang-Plank Galleon. Added to description.
Jazz Vanzandt wut.
lol sorry, really vague L.A Noire reference there
Jazz Vanzandt Ah, of course! :)
thanks for that and thanks for putting the losing horn from the price is right!!
The Game master It was the perfect opportunity! :)
The best way to handle the platforming sections is imagining Phil is commenting on someone else's gameplay when he refers to Ezio, calling himself an idiot. Otherwise it is not stomachable
"BALLS! BALLS! BALLS! BALLS! BALLS! BALLS! BALLS!" genius comedy...
Why was he always offended by video game credits on a deeply personal level?
Prince Of Persia: The Frozen Throne....this is gonna be a long playthrough.
"The combat is way different" ARE YOU HIGH???!!
How on earth could anyone struggle with a game as casual as Assassin's Creed?
DSP makes me sick. I have a theory, he is a sentient methane cloud trapped in a human body, and desperately is trying to get out.
the body carrying sequence was fuckin hilarious. Does he not know how to disarm and counter from the previous game?? Kill the guards and then pick up the bodies. Why does he think they're gonna magically stop?
Lol these games are like chores to him
the music in this fucking game is incredible
The rage is strong with this one.
Assasssin's Creed Brotherhood might be the easiest game I've ever played. It is fucking amazing and a mystery to me how somebody who plays videogames for a living, mind you, can be this terrible at it.
Seriously, i beat AC games from AC1 to AC:R with keyboard and mouse and never complain about controlling system. And i had no proper pc for this games, so fps was lower than hell and i still enjoyed it. DSP such a bitch!
"I love video games. I'm a gamer. Every video game is stupid, buggy, and has shitty mechanics." -ThetCallMeJackassDSP
omg his comentary over the credits were hilarious xd
omg...i laughed so much at this walktrough...best fail video i-ve ever seen. Congrats :)))
Holy shit my lungs, great TIHYDP
I want to believe soo bad that when derpsydephil played this game, that there were a couple parts where he intentionally wanted to die for whatever reason. This video made me laugh my ass off regardless though.
hey cole nice work there ! keep it up
Assassins creed has probably one of the easiest control schemes out of any action game, dsp just doesn't pay any attention whatsoever. He's got his own version of the controls in his head, and even when he's consistently seeing a different result to what he expected it still doesn't occur to him to actually look it up and check....
He's having the trouble with one of the easiest game ever
I actually laughed at "double a-kill" ._.
Just ahhhhhh I think he will never play this game like some normal people do
...is he just button mashing like he's playing Maxie?
Admittedly, everything from Brotherhood and onwards were indeed cash-ins. So, Phil is right in that regard. However, they were good cash-ins.
I want to know Phil's IQ level :\
count your fingers
27:47 He does say 30 thousand but he said thirty like thirdy. Only distinctive when it's played in slow-mo.
Uhh, no he doesn't, lol.
Cole Phelps Lol, ok. All you have to do is listen to the 5th flash at 27:54. But, whatever.. :)
A drinking game, because we all know it needs one for you to survive it wihout severe mental scarring
Take a sip/shot :
everytime he says the word bug/bugged. Be strong.
everytime he starts laughing like a hyena high on acid. It might make it bearable
every time blames his own stupidity on Ezio, like he's watching a movie or something
for each burp
Note: Please keep a Doctor on standby for this, or make sure you can deal with several gallons of alcohol
53:00 That is sadly true, Borgia Captain.
Oh the colosseum..... I fucked up a lot of time, too to find something... But not in an uncut video!!! :D
"3,000..."
I cannot believe he could be this bad at such an easy game.
Somehow, not even DSP is worse than AKSpartanKiller.
GOD bless you this video made me laugh so hard & "what an amazing asshole!"- no 4 words could describe phil any better
Woow... How does one do this bad at AC? It's a really easy series. I just played through brotherhood actually cause I got AC 4 and replayed them and I breezed through this...
He needs game journalist difficulty
This is truly hard to watch. I had no problems whatsoever with the controls in this game. None. How does he manage to screw up the gameplay then blame it on the controls? smh
This is genuinely fucking painful to watch. NO normal person would ever have a problem with the controls in an AC game.
30:38 - 30:49 is perhaps the best fucking thing I've ever seen in my life. Watching DSP flail around like a moron is always fun but I think this whole video about sums it up perfectly.
On a slightly unrelated note I really have to give you props for the editing on this. Fantastic job.
F*ckin' stupid game, do not be detected!!!" What is he want? :D :D
27:54 he says "Thirty thousand" he just says it fast and it sounds like 3000.
nick spring Well I hear it now, but that is so close to "three thousand" that I could only hear it in slo-mo.
It never ceases to astound me just how immature DSP is. Those first few minutes were genuinely painful.
How the fuck does he not know how to counter despite having beaten the first two games?
50:00 I laughed SO HARD at that xDDD
Failing at Gaming 101. Rule #23: Look for patterns, and exploit those patterns.
Gotta love that 2016 potato quality
That 'italian' accent was so annoying. Great video, btw.
Can't stop laughing at this guy failing. 19:21