I was not expecting half the things said in this video Examples: "First step, Steve downsmash, second step, cocaine." "I would even go so far to call upsmash homophobic." "Also, DASANI WAT has been running this lobby." "He got like a permission slip and everything to go on a field trip and then he got stunted on as he arrived." But I'm about it :) (Ngl -some- all of them were funny af)
"What was the craziest field trip you ever went on as a kid?" In kindergarten, I got on the wrong bus and went on a surprise field trip to Lazer Kraze. I met one of my best friends on that trip. Shout-out to my boy, Trae.
Is anyone going to talk about the "fewer polygons in his entire body than a freckle on 2B's ass" because it's likely the funniest thing that has been said on Alpharad in at least the last two vids
My most memorable field trip was the time we went to an aquarium we’ve already had a field trip to like 4 times, so we just watched the penguins for 3 hours, but our teachers were so confused when we didn’t go anywhere else the entire time.
4:58 4th grade I went to a science museum a ways a way from my school and I remember they had like one of those electricity conductor things that can make like music and crap. And I remember they played Never gonna give you up on the thing thinking they were being hip with the kids
Fun fact: A Creeper model is actually a messed up Pig model that Notch, the creator of mine crafT, made. That means at 7:23, Memesbuddy is going based off ancient mine crafT lore. Knowledge like this is required to become THE ULTIMATE MINE CRAFt STEVEN!!!!
6th grade field trip, they took every student who never received a demerit and took them to hosses (yes the restaurant) and then to the movie theatre to watch the movie 'Epic', its probably my favourite school trip. Another good one was my 12th grade trip to washington DC, and mine was special because we got like 4-7 foot of snow (in November) on our way back to my state and ended up with a 17 hour drive back to our school. We got at our school at like 3 in the morning and we left at like 11 am. This was a drive from DC to northern Pennsylvania. Parents were mad that we didnt get a hotel for the night but i was glad that the next day was a snow day becuase one of the rules was that you couldn't skip school the day after arrival. So it gave was a nice break.
I remember In secondary school we all were promised a free ice cream at a ice cream store, but they only had vanilla and I don’t like vanilla, so after a bit of arguing I got a free slush instead.
As a Brawler main, 4:25 is hands down the sickest Brawler item play I've ever seen Fsmash is normally only out for two frames; the only reason it connected was because he punched the block to extend the hitbox.
I got that Razr flip-smartphone and then I got the "DON'T SETTLE FOR WIMPY BAGS, USE HEFTY BAGS!" And _then_ it let me see the last second of the video.
Crazy field trip story time. So my last year in middle school, the rest of the other 8th grades and I were taken to a movie theater that was 3 MILES away, and they made us walk their and back. It sucked, and nobody liked it. The worst part was that we watched Diary of a Wimpy Kid, the Long Haul....
5:03 So we're not gonna talk about the fact that his class went on a field trip to KRISPY KREME. That's like the most American thing I've heard all week, ever more so than the presidential elections.
My craziest field trip was when we went to some place in fourth grade and got to throw tomahawks, the Native American guy there gave me an obsidian arrow head since I stuck the target
Alpha... Thank you for this. I’ve been really sad since my dog is going to be put down tommorow, and you really cheered me up. Thanks man, never stop being awesome.
1:23 Why is he named “DASANI WAT” you might ask... “HELLO. IT IS I DASANI WATER BOTTLE. DRINK FROM ME AND YOU WILL TASTE THE DRYNESS OF A THOUSAND SUNS ATTACK ME IF YOU DARE”. Carson, Callme 2018
In 4th grade we went on a field trip to a farm and a kid stepped in a giant cow shit but then tried to say he did it on purpose. We know what you did Clayton.
4:59 Little do they know that they won't be getting speculated on for their fighting technique here, but overshadowed by a man talking about a field trip to Krispy Kreme.
Hello, Humans. "True wisdom comes to each of us when we realize how little we understand about life, ourselves, and the world around us."-Socrates TERRANCE OUT
Well, Steve is exactly 36 quads, and if we assume the freckle on 2B's ass to be modeled then you could assume it to be over that number, seeing as her entire model is 100,000 polygons.
I got an ad for an Angry Birds moba and I genuinely didn't know if it was a bit or not. That's how far my sense of humor has fallen since becoming a fan of the Internet Funny Man.
Craziest trip I’ve been to: 2nd or 3rd (can’t remember) grade, landfill. They told us the importance of recycling and from that day I have been changed.
0:58 You can make it from all the way down there with just up-b Do up-b and hold up for the start to have Steve's body be angled up, then, keep holding up after being launched and when you are a block away from where you up-b or you can say the edge of the firework special effects, tap down and adjust Steve to be facing straight, like if he was lying down on the ground Doing this right would allow Steve to travel a couple more meters and get a lot more horizontal distance when going straight up Try to tap down as late as possible to risk roofing yourself Also, as explained by Mew2king, you can mash A at the end of the up-b to cancel the up-b but what it does is make the character model spaz out which actually increases the ledge grab distance by like a block away
The teacher on the Krispy Kreme field trip reminded me of a Protective Dad i ran into once I was on a field trip to a skating rink and I was like...9, at most. I wanted to play some air hockey, and this teenage girl, I'd say between 14 and 15? was on the other end So, in a kid way, I was like "I'll take YOU on!" And mustache dad over here, seeing an excited 9 year old closeted trans girl challenge someone to some hockey, went "NO....YOU WON'T!" and gave me the most stern "don't come near my daughter" look imaginable Like I was gonna pull a move on her while being a little over half her age Great field trip guys
Anyone else get that insane petty reflex to just close the video and start it again when they get an unskippable 15 second advert? It’s not just mind goblins acting up again surely... Oh yeah nice video Jacob, big fan of Terrarium Joseph.
It’s official, Kirby is a Steve main.
wait its all kirby is a Steve main? Always has been
It's made sense the whole time. He is a block boy!
@@Pikmn238 that comment makes 0 sense
Hes not even a steve main hes a minecraft main and I dont know why he kicked him he would've ate him eventually
Even notch agrees. Although he's probably not the best judge of character in that field.
I was not expecting half the things said in this video
Examples:
"First step, Steve downsmash, second step, cocaine."
"I would even go so far to call upsmash homophobic."
"Also, DASANI WAT has been running this lobby."
"He got like a permission slip and everything to go on a field trip and then he got stunted on as he arrived."
But I'm about it :)
(Ngl -some- all of them were funny af)
facts lol
How about the part were he compares Steve to 2B's ass? That was great
@@shadowdragun True!
Steve's up smash certainly did not say gay rights
“I’m sorry ma’am but I just wanted some milk” and treat it like I just committed arson
Everyone's gangsta until Steve crouch spams behind Alex
stop stalking me you internet creep
How can you type this in 35 seconds what the hell
DAD
HEY LORD
Hey I’m the first on Justin’s comment which will probably blow up
"What was the craziest field trip you ever went on as a kid?"
In kindergarten, I got on the wrong bus and went on a surprise field trip to Lazer Kraze. I met one of my best friends on that trip. Shout-out to my boy, Trae.
Shout-outs to Trae.
Mad lad
Steve's up smash is without a doubt the most homophobic move I've ever seen.
Ikr
Is this the part where we elect it as president
_please_ elaborate
@@nicolask.3825 asking that was pretty homophobic of you. Check your privilege.
@@nicolask.3825 2:27
11:07
"This stage is kind of good for Steve."
It's a coal mine. 💀
11:02*
It's not a coal mine what are you on?
@@jstar3382 down smash and cocaine
9:52 Oh, dude, I can't believe the Fighting Polygon Team from Smash 64 is back!
Hello why are you everywhere
You are literally in every place on this platform.
Yo they even revamped them so that their polygon count is lower!
They truly do everything for the fans
How are you everywhere I go
Justin Y. took your place as "that one guy I see a lot of in the TH-cam comments"
Is anyone going to talk about the "fewer polygons in his entire body than a freckle on 2B's ass"
because it's likely the funniest thing that has been said on Alpharad in at least the last two vids
Okay but like, 2B's ass is like....300K+ polygons. Steve, from what i know, is 6.
0:10
ngl looking good
@@SeraphOC 2B's cheeks have more polygons than the entirety of Ocarina Of Time
Alpha: I found the best Steve
Little Z: *impossible*
poppt1: for real?!
Little Z would be impressed
Axxl, you have 20k subs, nobody cares
Steve is very OP , so that means he is good
@@AxxLAfriku come back when you are actually relevant and have a million subs
My most memorable field trip was the time we went to an aquarium we’ve already had a field trip to like 4 times, so we just watched the penguins for 3 hours, but our teachers were so confused when we didn’t go anywhere else the entire time.
He should make one that says “I found the worst Steve” and get me in there
@Don't go to My channel true
Oh you wanna go?
me
@Joker nah i'm the worst cause i don't play smash bros.
@@WinCla nah mtrnskeybf is he doesnt even exist
0:09 Alpharad tryna make me fail NNN
Yes what game is this
“First step, Steve down smash, second step, cocain”
-The Funny Man 2020
IKR
jesse you brun RV with the wrong ingredient@??
I for some reason read “the furry man” which, wouldn’t be inaccurate would it?
@@luigiluis3d482 food for thought
@@luigiluis3d482 if you watched his incineroar vid, he mentions the pokémon is just a furry.
Alpha: *talks about the teacher*:
The teacher: I regret my life decisions.
@Don't go to My channel hi Mr beast!;
@@swimmerofage2148 it's a fake lol.
Roger Martí Gonzalvo Relax edge lord.
@Roger Martí Gonzalvo fortnite bad can I have my Reddit gold now
@Bart twitch hi Mr. Beast, I'm Dad
4:58 4th grade I went to a science museum a ways a way from my school and I remember they had like one of those electricity conductor things that can make like music and crap. And I remember they played Never gonna give you up on the thing thinking they were being hip with the kids
Na ya just got rick rolled
@@unknownerror4505 by electricity
Were they not
Battle Intensifies No One: Alpha talking about Crispy Cream
Fun fact: A Creeper model is actually a messed up Pig model that Notch, the creator of mine crafT, made. That means at 7:23, Memesbuddy is going based off ancient mine crafT lore. Knowledge like this is required to become THE ULTIMATE MINE CRAFt STEVEN!!!!
that's a basic well known fact
Are the T's in craft swapped?
dEpPEsT LOrE
Alpha: “I FOUND THE BEST STEVE!”
Aaron: “Am I a joke to you?”
who
Little Z: Am I a joke to YOU!?!?
@@di5963 the man who won a entire tournament with only Steve. To make a even greater feat the finals was him versus THE BestNess
@Don't go to My channel oh my god, I can't believe it! It's Mr. Beast! Woah, I'm just completely flabbergasted
@@juju_fym
There were some monsters in that tourney too. Sharp, Kirbykid, 8BitMan. He challenged the wifi warlords and won.
"He got inside his own head, and lost." Me everyday, man
Screw the US Election, this video alone is the most important event of 2020
Minecraft Steve 2020
nah alpha wants us all to vote
if we can
i dont think parrots can vote
U have 69 likes epic.
We don't even know who won, at least this video gives it to us straight!
Mario says: Vote for the right person! You're future is depends on it
Luigi says: If they're not Democrat *HIT EM' WITH A BAT*
4:59 That feels like the best field trip any kid could ever have. You’re a lucky boi, Jacob.
RIP Evan, man. He went for the suck but Steve said "no" and then HE gets kicked.
Hmmm like my name
2:27 "I would even go so far to call Up-Smash homophobic." - Alpharad
How many people have ever said that in the world?
Jacob’s 3rd grade teacher acted like he committed Arsene.
I understood that reference
I had to do a double take before I saw the joke
No.
What a joker
@@sonicpokemaster1 ok
6th grade field trip, they took every student who never received a demerit and took them to hosses (yes the restaurant) and then to the movie theatre to watch the movie 'Epic', its probably my favourite school trip. Another good one was my 12th grade trip to washington DC, and mine was special because we got like 4-7 foot of snow (in November) on our way back to my state and ended up with a 17 hour drive back to our school. We got at our school at like 3 in the morning and we left at like 11 am. This was a drive from DC to northern Pennsylvania. Parents were mad that we didnt get a hotel for the night but i was glad that the next day was a snow day becuase one of the rules was that you couldn't skip school the day after arrival. So it gave was a nice break.
They all sound legendary
Alpha: "Can I please have some Milk?"
Teacher: "You've Yee'd your last Haw"
I remember In secondary school we all were promised a free ice cream at a ice cream store, but they only had vanilla and I don’t like vanilla, so after a bit of arguing I got a free slush instead.
@@Zoroark_Master chad move
Haw
@@Zoroark_Master Nice work.
@@Zoroark_Master mission accomplished respect +
As a Brawler main, 4:25 is hands down the sickest Brawler item play I've ever seen
Fsmash is normally only out for two frames; the only reason it connected was because he punched the block to extend the hitbox.
thank you i appreciate it
Steve: We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, I wonder who its from!
Smash:
I like your profile picture
Smash letter vs Minecraft Cactus
Netherite: I lose to Cactus
**sniff**
Diamond: Don't worry my buddy
"I'm excited, because I feel the Pig radiates a very menacing energy" - 6:20.
Me, a Technoblade fan: *You nave no Idea.*
"An artisan who mastered the art of Mii Brawler" - Sun Tzu, "The Art of War"
this reminds of that time someone brought a mii swordfighter with the Pig hat onto this stream and everyone in chat was saying Technoblade
Alpha in the whole video: Who's the best steve?
Alpha on minute 4:56: *STORY TIME*
7:36 the minecraft creeper actually resulted from a bug that notch had when making pigs, so technically, the pig creeper is scientifically accurate.
I had that thought too, but I was wondering if it would be more accurate with a Creeper head on a Pig body.
and to this day Alpha hasn’t completed Jojos eyes of heaven
Omg you’re right how do you remember that video?
im mean sure
please alpha
@@normalpersonlivingtheirlife it appears in my recommendation every month or so
hey you're not Desbug
6:09 oh hey that’s me. Didn’t think it was so long ago.
Did the math on 2B'S posterior you're truly a man that deserves the upmost respect godspeed fellow degenerate you have taste indeed👌
I'm genuinely curious about how many polygons steve has vs the metallic back end of 2B.
@@jamesa.7549 I don't know, but her entire model is over 100k.
Alpha: and the answer is.....
TH-cam: WORLD OF WARCRAFT
I got that Razr flip-smartphone and then I got the "DON'T SETTLE FOR WIMPY BAGS, USE HEFTY BAGS!"
And _then_ it let me see the last second of the video.
Crazy field trip story time.
So my last year in middle school, the rest of the other 8th grades and I were taken to a movie theater that was 3 MILES away, and they made us walk their and back. It sucked, and nobody liked it.
The worst part was that we watched Diary of a Wimpy Kid, the Long Haul....
OOF
"The Long Haul" is fitting
@@undertalegamer8571 lmaooo
@@sshn5063 I hate those types of people. like screw off, you didn't bring your stuff so don't try to make us give you OUR stuff
*Battle Intensifies* No One: Alpha talking about Crispy Cream
field trip story:
2nd grade
I went to the shrek musical
Yes
You poor soul
@@watermelonsocks7275 it un-ironically slaps
I watched it on netflix
IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW SICK 4:26 WAS?????? SERIOUSLY THAT WAS INSANITY, PIT FALL INTO F SMASH THAT WAS INSANE
THANKS I APPRECIATE IT
5:03 So we're not gonna talk about the fact that his class went on a field trip to KRISPY KREME. That's like the most American thing I've heard all week, ever more so than the presidential elections.
Now if people stopped talking to others based on political opinions after a big fight at the Krispy Kreme trip, then that would be even more American
My craziest field trip was when we went to some place in fourth grade and got to throw tomahawks, the Native American guy there gave me an obsidian arrow head since I stuck the target
Are you from wakanda
3:14 Lmao zombie out here mining diamonds with his hands
he OP
Thank you for that splendid view of 2B Mr. Rad 🙏🏽
Me: “watching video normally”
The video: “Plays Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Torna battle theme”
Me: “We grooving”
"he got inside his own head and lost" alpha please just @ me next time
For those who think his commentary is post... I was on the stream, he actually said all of that
alpha getting krispy kreme for free in 3rd grade was a fucking power move by the teacher
And the best Steve is-
*iPhone 12 ad plays*
Me: “The iPhone 12 is about as blocky as Steve so I guess it checks out.”
Alpha...
Thank you for this. I’ve been really sad since my dog is going to be put down tommorow, and you really cheered me up. Thanks man, never stop being awesome.
I haven't even watched the video yet and I already know it's going to be good.
Probably Edit: bad video
Kirby: “That’s a stock! I can win this!”
Mine cart: *”Allow me to introduce myself”*
I’m disappointed you didn’t say the 4 nations of Steve lived in harmony until the best (variation) attacked or something like that
until the Kirby attacked
"Pig and creeper?is this allowed in the minecraft server?this goes by everything science suggest"
No alphard
THERE BIOLOGICIL TWINS
1:23 Why is he named “DASANI WAT” you might ask...
“HELLO. IT IS I DASANI WATER BOTTLE.
DRINK FROM ME AND YOU WILL TASTE THE DRYNESS OF A THOUSAND SUNS
ATTACK ME IF YOU DARE”.
Carson, Callme 2018
I was looking for this
@@sjorshaneveld Ironic enough, I was watching the exact video before Alpha posted this lol :P
Lmao dude I'm dasani wat no joke that's where I got it from
7:25 in fairness the creeper was created while notch was trying to make a pig
"Steve, Steve, Steve... everyone's playing Steve.
I'm Zombie!"
Amazing start.
Everyone is playing Steve...
*I'm a Z O M B I E*
"I think endermam is objectively the funniest character to play with"
*short enderman*
the encounter at 2:11 was so funny. The footstool was icing on the cake there
That ending was phenomenal, thank you for giving the winner trophy to the ultimate winner in our hearts 💕
"This looks like a game in alpha."
Well that's a pretty rad thing to say... I'll see myself out.
In 4th grade we went on a field trip to a farm and a kid stepped in a giant cow shit but then tried to say he did it on purpose. We know what you did Clayton.
4:59 Little do they know that they won't be getting speculated on for their fighting technique here, but overshadowed by a man talking about a field trip to Krispy Kreme.
The Best Steve still ain't better than the Best Kim
"And just treated it like I committed arson right in front of her."
Immediately got an ad showing a house burning down.
Yo, my dude can't just be talking about the pig outfit and not realise he's describing technoblade at the same time
Thanks, no one asked
@@kruatheshow. Thanks, no one asked
@@VagueNaming Thanks, no one asked
@@kruatheshow. Thanks, no one asked
Funny thing about “these are just the character models they had lying around”: Yes. Steve was.
Hello, Humans.
"True wisdom comes to each of us when we realize how little we understand about life, ourselves, and the world around us."-Socrates
TERRANCE OUT
Thanks Terrance!
thanks terrance
Memesbuddy had the biggest brain, the creeper was created by a failed pig model
I went to Boston Pizza when I was in 3rd grade. We literally went into the kitchen and made pizza. That was it.
alpharad talking about pig avatars being really god tier with pigstep is striking fear into many orphans
0:12 can you explain why you did the math exactly-
Can he explain how? I didn't see a freckle.
Well, Steve is exactly 36 quads, and if we assume the freckle on 2B's ass to be modeled then you could assume it to be over that number, seeing as her entire model is 100,000 polygons.
@@OPHANEMx I’m gonna get so much hate for asking this, but what game is she from? I know her, but not the game.
@Uchechi Godwin-Offor That’s what it was. Thanks!
@@OPHANEMx Wow I don't even know aloy abouy character modeling but I can firmly say that steve is a very simplistic character in comparison to 2b.
I got an ad for an Angry Birds moba and I genuinely didn't know if it was a bit or not. That's how far my sense of humor has fallen since becoming a fan of the Internet Funny Man.
Lol
Craziest trip I’ve been to: 2nd or 3rd (can’t remember) grade, landfill. They told us the importance of recycling and from that day I have been changed.
i once went on a trip like that
0:58
You can make it from all the way down there with just up-b
Do up-b and hold up for the start to have Steve's body be angled up, then, keep holding up after being launched and when you are a block away from where you up-b or you can say the edge of the firework special effects, tap down and adjust Steve to be facing straight, like if he was lying down on the ground
Doing this right would allow Steve to travel a couple more meters and get a lot more horizontal distance when going straight up
Try to tap down as late as possible to risk roofing yourself
Also, as explained by Mew2king, you can mash A at the end of the up-b to cancel the up-b but what it does is make the character model spaz out which actually increases the ledge grab distance by like a block away
"And the answer is..."
Ad That Appeared: *RAID SHADOW LEGENDS DOWNLOAD FOR FREE*
7:29 “this goes against what science suggests” actually the creeper was made when making the pig glitched
"THE BEST STEVE.... IS.... Jets Pizza is a Fresher, Crispier, Cheesier"
Im so glad this episode turns into a story for glory halfway through
i love how a majority of these comments are just "steve" because the video just came out and they can't use video quotes yet
'steve'
“The Minecraft train come clutch and-“
can we talk about how alpharad used pigstep?? what a man of culture
Kirby is not only the Best Steve.
Kirby now IS Steve.
We had a field trip to Sainsbury’s, which is like the British version of your wall mart
The teacher on the Krispy Kreme field trip reminded me of a Protective Dad i ran into once
I was on a field trip to a skating rink and I was like...9, at most. I wanted to play some air hockey, and this teenage girl, I'd say between 14 and 15? was on the other end
So, in a kid way, I was like "I'll take YOU on!"
And mustache dad over here, seeing an excited 9 year old closeted trans girl challenge someone to some hockey, went "NO....YOU WON'T!" and gave me the most stern "don't come near my daughter" look imaginable
Like I was gonna pull a move on her while being a little over half her age
Great field trip guys
@@lollol9598 gonna be honest I forgot I had this pfp til you said sumn
Bruh, like a 9 year old just wants to play,, what was he thinkin lol
@@nakedstatue8517 heterosexuals believe that everyone is out for their daughters apparently
@@LadyofDread Yeah, it's prob the heteronormativity that makes them believe that ppl from the opposite sex are only out for sexual/romanxe stuff imo.
6:28 I hear Pigstep.
I see Pig.
I SUMMON THE POWER OF TECHNOOOBLAAAAAAAAAAAAADE
At this point everyone is just a Steve main.
Kirby: Exsists.
Alpha: I’ll allow it
who's here after jellybean astronauts broke alpharad
Anyone else get that insane petty reflex to just close the video and start it again when they get an unskippable 15 second advert? It’s not just mind goblins acting up again surely...
Oh yeah nice video Jacob, big fan of Terrarium Joseph.
TH-cam: 50 comments
Me: Can I see them
TH-cam: No
I feel reasonably certain that TH-camrs can choose where to put ads or know where ads will go. You did that on purpose, didn't you Jacob.
I love it.
When you're early but you're not first
If there is one thing to learn from Smash Bros, it's that Kirby is the best boi. Especially when he cosplays.
people: is kirby allowed
alpha: well yes but actually no
I got an ad right as he said “And the answer is...” near the end of the video
I thought this man left me on a cliffhanger
>alpha talks about the pig honing their skills in battle for years
me: "does he speak of the blade?"
@6:35 pig skin is technoblade
6:05 alpharad really do be sounding like a enderman
A plot development I did not expect: Alpha being angry at news journalism for not believing four years ago that he had sex
Fun fact
The creeper was just a failed modelling of the pig, so a pig creeper makes perfect sense
The fourth steve at the start of the video, gave banjo his groove back