RiffTrax: Star Games (Full Movie)

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ความคิดเห็น • 989

  • @alexanderjakubsen2198
    @alexanderjakubsen2198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    The delivery of the line "Oh my God, I've lost them both" sounds like she's talking about her set of storage keys.

  • @LembeckIsStaying
    @LembeckIsStaying 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "Since my yout' in da Bronx!!!"
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @jonilougy6608
      @jonilougy6608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi Projected Man 👋😀

    • @LembeckIsStaying
      @LembeckIsStaying 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jonilougy6608
      Hey Joni. Ehhhh, sorry I gotta take off.

    • @suchiuomizu
      @suchiuomizu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If only he never LEFT THE BRONX!

  • @thomaspalazzolo5902
    @thomaspalazzolo5902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    One of my all time favorite riffs, and one of my favorite lines, "it's official, I'm now rooting for diabetes."

    • @Dan-di9jd
      @Dan-di9jd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wilford Brimley was rooting for it this entire time yet nobody cares about him.

  • @robokill387
    @robokill387 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Love how flat and emotionless the dad is when his son is being chased by a bear.

  • @robertwalker-smith2739
    @robertwalker-smith2739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    To paraphrase Michael Caine, when asked about this movie, Tony Curtis replied, 'I have not seen the film you mention, but I have seen the used Toyota Corolla hatchback it paid for, and it is completely adequate.'

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Haha can also cite Jeremy Irons, no more payments on his new house after dungeons and dragons

    • @davidevans3987
      @davidevans3987 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Perhaps even a Yugo.

    • @AndrewGivens
      @AndrewGivens ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Underrated comment.

    • @CarletonTorpin
      @CarletonTorpin ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Quality allusion here.

    • @faithfulgrl
      @faithfulgrl ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@davidevans3987
      Or Yugo's new 4 door it's
      called the WeGo!

  • @particularbored6072
    @particularbored6072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The true most unbelievable thing in this movie is Brian even being allowed to have the volume up on his handheld in the car. _Sure, movie._ *Sure.*

  • @GenericBrand-TM
    @GenericBrand-TM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    It's good to see the kids take after their father as far as cinematic talent is concerned.

  • @dereksteed2030
    @dereksteed2030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    So, did Tony Curtis do this as a part of a Make a Wish request or something? This movie is the equivalent of shot in the neck with an arrow and realizing that there is a gas bill attached to the arrow.

    • @theoldladygamerishere384
      @theoldladygamerishere384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Wait... You don't get your gas bill via arrow?

    • @jonilougy6608
      @jonilougy6608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂 thank you

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@theoldladygamerishere384 Kunai to the thigh 😑

    • @GenericBrand-TM
      @GenericBrand-TM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And after all of that, you still need to take your insulin shot.

    • @choosecarefully408
      @choosecarefully408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Someone *_else's_* gas bill.

  • @davidwilliams5497
    @davidwilliams5497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    56:59 Golden Corral’s new slogan:
    Don’t swallow; just chew.
    I’m dead. 💀☠️💀

  • @rothloaf1980
    @rothloaf1980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Somewhere there was an abandoned Blockbuster Video where this movie sat alone until discovered by Rifftrax search teams.

    • @PurpleWind64
      @PurpleWind64 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They sent a biohazard team to break in and contain the movie in a bullet-proof glass cage.

  • @RobotoSan
    @RobotoSan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The preview picture looks extremely promising. Clowns and space go together like mac 'n cheese or Mac and Me.

    • @MiddleAgedNerd
      @MiddleAgedNerd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You know what they say, Promises were made to be broken.

    • @RobotoSan
      @RobotoSan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MiddleAgedNerd I'm usually not this optimistic, but it's *definitely* promising from my POV.
      Factoring in the following, uh, factors means I* have a low probability of disappointment:
      1. I love their humor.
      2. I find their voices to be soothing.
      2a. Even in insanity.
      3. It was starting to look like there wouldn't be any more full length releases.
      4. I really enjoy the group riffing during the premier.
      and
      4a. RiffTrax also seems to like our riffs.
      *Probabilities of _your_ disappointment may vary.

    • @MiddleAgedNerd
      @MiddleAgedNerd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@RobotoSan Oh, my apologies, I was making a joke and it seems I should have worded it better. I've seen the Star Games Rifftrax a bajillion times and it's as amazing as it seems you are hoping. I just thought you were expecting humor from the clown (Happy), in which case you will find nothing but pain and despair. As a side note, Happy is played, by the Club Scum emcee from Hobgoblins.

    • @RobotoSan
      @RobotoSan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MiddleAgedNerd No apologies necessary, I figured it was a joke and just wanted to give you some straight man material to run with. I probably did it wrong this time, but in the past it's set up some truly entertaining faux debates 😀

    • @joe7923
      @joe7923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's a good one. The clown isn't prominent, but what little time he has weighs heavy on the film and your soul.

  • @ACameronUK
    @ACameronUK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    The idea that someone sat down and wrote their movie to begin with “Hi, I live on a planet called Alriscon…” just baffling 😂

    • @tackyman2011
      @tackyman2011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      They named it after the prescription drugs they were abusing.

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Clunky exposition is my favorite aspect of bad movies.

    • @ACameronUK
      @ACameronUK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@HylianFox3 yes but getting clunky exposition into the very first line of your movie is pretty impressive I feel ☺️

    • @scottmatheson3346
      @scottmatheson3346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@HylianFox3 i prefer the bad sex scenes, but clunky exposition is pretty good, too.

    • @srbrant5391
      @srbrant5391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tackyman2011 Medication names make great planet titles.

  • @ultra6671
    @ultra6671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Ironically, fact that Happy the Holographic Clown was the best role Daran Norris could get before The Fairly OddParents makes me unhappy.

    • @adaiha
      @adaiha ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hey, he also played the Club Scum MC in Hobgoblins.

  • @jonathantillian6528
    @jonathantillian6528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    RiffTrax: "If you don't donate, we'll send Happy to your house."
    Me: *Throws money at screen in abject fear*

    • @AlcoholicBoredom
      @AlcoholicBoredom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      On a serious note: if you use an adblocker, turn it off when on this channel. It really helps them out.

    • @undoneonion90
      @undoneonion90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Turn off Adblock or Happy will eat your soul.

  • @DrilArm
    @DrilArm ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When the ranger yells "Mister Barrington!" I thought he was talking to the bear.

    • @tonpear5909
      @tonpear5909 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I thought he was yelling Mr. Berenstain but was thinking "Bearenstein" in his head.

  • @theboombody
    @theboombody 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Ah, yes. Happy the Clown. He's like the Cherokee Jack of this movie. You can't forget him, even though you should.

    • @suchiuomizu
      @suchiuomizu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He's the Shoeboogie of this movie.

    • @tremor3258
      @tremor3258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's wonderful thinking about the mind state of the person who thought it was a great idea at every step in the process, writing, casting, filming, doing the insert shots...

    • @michaelkopala3738
      @michaelkopala3738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm Cherokee Jack. Wait I mean Happy the clown.

    • @svenylford4047
      @svenylford4047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm Cherokee Jack

    • @calebtate4994
      @calebtate4994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Happy the clown is WAY scarier than Pennywise

  • @victorhernandez8723
    @victorhernandez8723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    “Argh! Blood sugar, regulated! Pancreas, relieved!”

  • @mzdtmp2
    @mzdtmp2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Nothing should ever make someone say, "The Ice Cream Bunny makes total sense to me now.", but here we are; a sign of the end.

  • @DynamicUnreality
    @DynamicUnreality 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "Um, actually the inventor says its pronounced "The Jift." ROFL Holy crap I laughed so hard at that joke.

  • @L34VITT
    @L34VITT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Pop quiz:
    Does this movie shout "Brian!" more than "Cabot!" was shouted in MST3K: Outlaw of Gor?

  • @johnathanmonsen6567
    @johnathanmonsen6567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "We have an invincible shield around our planet, but we're going to send a valuable potential hostage to a DIFFERENT planet... you know... for safety!"

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how Tony still acted his heart out in this pile

  • @RobotoSan
    @RobotoSan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    So yeah, Happy was more frightening than any of the Killer Klowns from Outer Space. How marvelous.

    • @TF2Fan101
      @TF2Fan101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What about the FNAF animatronics?

    • @srbrant5391
      @srbrant5391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s pretty agreeable for a wide awake nightmare.

    • @faithfulgrl
      @faithfulgrl ปีที่แล้ว

      🤡 Oh, kIlLeR KlOwNs.
      I saw it the moment it came out. If I remember correctly it was made as a baseline.

    • @WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS
      @WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@TF2Fan101literally the least scary thing I could imagine.

  • @Fatherofheroesandheroines
    @Fatherofheroesandheroines 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Tony Curtis needed smokes money and he was bored sitting around doing crossword puzzles.

  • @troywright359
    @troywright359 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    literally on par with the old m2t3k show. i was crying with laughter at so many lines in this. "You come with me. I wanna show you my......gift"

  • @jiovanysoltero923
    @jiovanysoltero923 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I can’t believe this movie got a Sega game gear scene , And he’s actually playing a game on it, take that ! Rumble in the Bronx.

  • @christopherjones5446
    @christopherjones5446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    After experiencing Happy The Clown I feel I was too hard on Jar Jar Binks.

    • @TF2Fan101
      @TF2Fan101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hey, let’s be fair: Jar Jar at least got a better shot (and better writing) in Clone Wars.

    • @jonathancharron7360
      @jonathancharron7360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      At least the actor went on to do fairly odd parents, neds declassified, and team america

    • @Jay_76
      @Jay_76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Happy The Clown is still a better character than Rey, Finn or Rose.
      Then again, a bowl of pudding has more acting range than Daisy Ridley.

    • @jonathancharron7360
      @jonathancharron7360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Jay_76 *sigh* i'm not gonna argue with you cause "you can't argue with stupid"

    • @Jay_76
      @Jay_76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jonathancharron7360 That's why I'm not arguing.

  • @sideshowratt
    @sideshowratt ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Anybody else super disappointed when the ranger said "Mr. Barrington" and it turned out to be the name of the dad and not the name of the bear?

  • @shoesoffbootson5317
    @shoesoffbootson5317 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Fun fact: Terrifying Clown AI is played by the same guy who played the Club Scum Emcee in "Hobgoblins."
    Also Cosmo in "The Fairly Odd Parents," incidentally. THAT was a quality production.

  • @angbandsbane
    @angbandsbane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I can safely say Happy is the most frightening alien AI Daran Norris has ever played. And he played a Decepticon for crying out loud

    • @victorhernandez8723
      @victorhernandez8723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Good thing Daran went on to do better roles in TV shows after this mess!

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@victorhernandez8723 He was also the Club Scum MC in 'Hobgoblins', dude has a sordid past

    • @nickfarmer2452
      @nickfarmer2452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@HylianFox3 *"Sigh* ... _Hobgoblins_ was a looong time ago..."

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@HylianFox3 "Proof that there is no life after drama club!"

    • @TF2Fan101
      @TF2Fan101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Knockout would look at this movie in stunned horror.

  • @AmberGolden97
    @AmberGolden97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Daran Norris as Happy the holographic Robin Williams-like clown has to be the most bizarre live action role he ever done. 😳

  • @PaulReed
    @PaulReed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    The most unrealistic part of this movie is a Game Gear lasting that long on batteries.

    • @metaldave08096
      @metaldave08096 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Or that he was playing sonic with a Batman game in the system….

    • @SaveTheTylers
      @SaveTheTylers 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Damnit, I was gonna say that! 😂

    • @BionicAir
      @BionicAir 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@metaldave08096 The fact you were paying that much attention to the movie to notice that is truly admirable lol

    • @seansmith4513
      @seansmith4513 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      For sure! Had one, back in the day. I'd be lucky to get 3-4 hours out of it. That thing DEVOURED batteries. Still loved it, though. XD

  • @kilgoretrout3973
    @kilgoretrout3973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Not since the times of homicidal sheriff Thomas Jefferson Geronimo’s “Final Justice” has Greydon Clark offered up such a tasty nugget of film entertainment.

    • @suchiuomizu
      @suchiuomizu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Tasty nugget? MEATBALLS FRIED IN LAAARRRRDDD!

    • @kennethmalone9447
      @kennethmalone9447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Holy crap "Final Justice" now that was a turtlehead of a movie!

    • @GenericBrand-TM
      @GenericBrand-TM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      See what you did, Kilgore? Now Joe Don is on to you. Best hide all of your pork and pork-related items.

    • @CarozQH
      @CarozQH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, if anyone was wondering what the director of "Joy Sticks" was up to at the very end of his career... it was this.

    • @CoinAGeek
      @CoinAGeek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hahaha the first thing I thought of when I saw the Ranger was Zap Rousdower

  • @NotYourRealMom
    @NotYourRealMom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The more I learn about Daran Norris' dark acting past, the happier I am that he actually made a name for himself.

    • @versebuchanan512
      @versebuchanan512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought you meant Dean Norris and had a "wait wtf really" moment lol

    • @Sarahonwheels
      @Sarahonwheels ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean he is Cosmo in the fairly odd parents but that show has been through the super toilet in the form of the live action movies and series

    • @BigEOT3
      @BigEOT3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sarahonwheels Didn’t he also voice in a few anime including Cowboy Bebop?

    • @thetortoise4107
      @thetortoise4107 ปีที่แล้ว

      he was also timmy's dad right

    • @srbrant5391
      @srbrant5391 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hard to believe his first role was in fucking _Hobgoblins._

  • @srbrant5391
    @srbrant5391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “And then there’s Poopiter and Penus, with a U…”
    I lost it there.

  • @stephenj.mst3kfan836
    @stephenj.mst3kfan836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This movie is from 1998? How in the heck? It looks sooo 80's. Wow, what a stinker! Thanks for the upload!

  • @HacksawMutilator
    @HacksawMutilator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    As a diabetic, I also rooted for diabetes during this movie.

    • @jonilougy6608
      @jonilougy6608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Define dark humor....🙂

    • @scottjohnston3098
      @scottjohnston3098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I think the bear could smell the sugar

    • @theboombody
      @theboombody 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What about Happy being bayonetted in the stomach? Did you root for that? I did.

    • @nobody5867
      @nobody5867 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ALAN! ALAN? DONT FORGET TO TAKE YOUR MEDICAN ALAN! ALAN? ALAN NORRIS? ALAN?????

    • @MercenaryX21
      @MercenaryX21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Type 2 here. Was fully cheering on for diabetes to win.

  • @jpl3k
    @jpl3k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Literal LOL @1:27:10 - "'I'll never forget you." "Me neither." "Both sounded like threats."

  • @horaciosi
    @horaciosi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Even with RiffTrax, this movie is painful to watch.

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Between the atrocious acting, the nonsensical plot that has absolutely zero thought put into it other than being derivative as fuck, and being yet another movie about wandering through the woods, yeah... this was a rough watch.
      It kinda grew on me though. One of those that goes down easier the second time.

    • @thorinbane
      @thorinbane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      My first watch i struggled to get through, but like rlm i stuck it out to the end. I use it to sleep to now. Boring AF.
      Think of it this way. The rifftrax staff had to watch it multiple times and try to find something funny.
      Worse crime, boring.

    • @Nightweaver1
      @Nightweaver1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "...Yay?!?!"

    • @brianoneil9662
      @brianoneil9662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Deep hurting. Definitely deep hurting.

  • @Liberated_from_Religion
    @Liberated_from_Religion 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I have watched Manos many times. This movie I could barely finish, despite the jokes being so good.

  • @fromvault801
    @fromvault801 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    It feels like Graydon Clark made this as an elaborate punishment for his son not taking his insulin.
    He wrote a film that he made his son star in instead of just taking away his Game Gear

  • @mattstanford9673
    @mattstanford9673 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "And this thing's gone through 30 Double A batteries today."
    As a former owner of a Sega GameGear, can confirm that statement. The one I had annihilated batteries.

    • @mattstanford9673
      @mattstanford9673 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Meeting a galactic king for the first time, and your first statement is "gimme five."

  • @Misfit_Kitten
    @Misfit_Kitten 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Oh, this one hurts. These kids are shouting their lines like they're on two different sets and they're interacting through an early video phone.

  • @Blueskybuffalo
    @Blueskybuffalo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I’ve set up my room six or seven times already. I’m ready to play Star Games.

    • @Jorokusaki
      @Jorokusaki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here. Thankfully they released "Setting Up A Room" first for my sake!... .. good vitnamiz restaurant...

  • @Jesse__H
    @Jesse__H 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Little prince Kirk talks like he has a mouth full of marbles 😂
    What a god-damned weird movie.

  • @AvidCat5000
    @AvidCat5000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Brian!" & "Kirk" has been added to the "Jason!" file in my brain. Thank you, holographic clowns.

  • @reelzoopodcast6559
    @reelzoopodcast6559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The park ranger is the best actor in this movie and I'm 100% serious. The bear is also good, but bears are always good.

    • @VC-xj1fs
      @VC-xj1fs 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You can tell he's working his ass off in this movie. I'll let you guess who I'm referring to.

  • @artmaggeddon
    @artmaggeddon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I've seen a lot of bad movies. But this was a lot of staring with my head tilted.

  • @nohbuddy1
    @nohbuddy1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This movie is insane. I lost it when the clown showed up

  • @monsterx3055
    @monsterx3055 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "you're in the dead lights now!!!" lol

  • @donfisherjr.2404
    @donfisherjr.2404 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Watching Star Games made me wish for the comparative realism, comedic writing, and acting excellence of Rollergator.

    • @proto-geek248
      @proto-geek248 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Rollergator makes Star Games
      look like a Fellini flick.

  • @Oppeldeldoc1
    @Oppeldeldoc1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I've never heard so many people yell "Brian!" without Graham Chapman telling them to go away.

    • @minxstole93
      @minxstole93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Best comment here by far!

    • @panicatthegasstation
      @panicatthegasstation ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Top-tier comment.

    • @Oppeldeldoc1
      @Oppeldeldoc1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@minxstole93 That's very flattering.

    • @minxstole93
      @minxstole93 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gotta give credit where credit is due and that is a solid Monty Python reference! 😉

  • @Tustin2121
    @Tustin2121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    It was genius to use the natural bad acting ability of a untalented child actor to depict the unusual nature of a robot from space!
    The kid is supposed to be a robot, right...?

    • @TF2Fan101
      @TF2Fan101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well...

    • @Kijinn
      @Kijinn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The other kid's acting was far more hilarious, though. The little "robot from space" was almost good, *in comparison* .

    • @victorhernandez8723
      @victorhernandez8723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah, even robots have emotions than that puppet.

    • @PunyGoddess
      @PunyGoddess 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A robotic jester prince to be exact.

    • @historyandhorseplaying7374
      @historyandhorseplaying7374 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So, a male Small Wonder?

  • @SpongiousBird
    @SpongiousBird ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Well, I fell asleep halfway. Thankfully, the BRIAN! woke me back up.

  • @alexkrycek3359
    @alexkrycek3359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Tony Curtis 🤣 I knew he had a lot of problems towards the end, but I never knew things got this bad

  • @roccaflocca4312
    @roccaflocca4312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I can't believe how many Rifftrax/MST3K movies I've needed to say, "You leave Bea Arthur alone, damn you" to the guys.

    • @tuckerbowen4626
      @tuckerbowen4626 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bill himself actually says that during the Live showing of Santa Claus

    • @faithfulgrl
      @faithfulgrl ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ya. I love all you guys up there fillin' my heart with Joy
      (not the dish soap)
      No one gets to riff on a Golden Girl. Anyway, Bea could take take you down so easily Bill!
      If she wasn't dead and all.

    • @Sibbot
      @Sibbot ปีที่แล้ว

      @@faithfulgrl Who the fuck cares about the Golden Girls?

    • @youngmultiverser9311
      @youngmultiverser9311 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tuckerbowen4626the one with the martians or the bunny?

    • @tuckerbowen4626
      @tuckerbowen4626 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@youngmultiverser9311 the one with Satan, Merlin, and the adorable Mexican little girl

  • @MarphitimusBlackimus
    @MarphitimusBlackimus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    10:11 But it's been 28 years by now, and I'm still playing Doom. 🤔

    • @versebuchanan512
      @versebuchanan512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And I still play Streets of Rage on the Gamegear. And STILL spend entirely too much money on AA's.

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's funny because Mike is a huge 'Doom' fan, it's even brought up on MST a couple times.
      "That was a great temp job. Ate bear claws, played 'Doom'. Wonder why they fired me?"

  • @JimmyFoxhound
    @JimmyFoxhound 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    @1:27:32 "Not since Iwo Jima has an image so captured the American spirit" 🤣🤣 I could not stop laughing!! I love you guys!

    • @ZERO_O7X
      @ZERO_O7X 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I took a screenshot of that scene, printed it out and framed it in hopes one day someone will see it and be very confused. 😂

  • @pokemaniacalex8031
    @pokemaniacalex8031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I swear. If I'm right and Happy is played by Darren Norris, we now have proof that there are worse fates than working for Butch Hartman or Dan Schneider...

  • @ShadowTigerKing
    @ShadowTigerKing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    This movie is very unsettling. Things that claim to be human wrote, directed and edited this. This is the kind of movie that can easily be used to prop up lizard people type conspiracies because it's REALLY hard to believe actual humans that have met other humans created it.

    • @fromthecheapseats7126
      @fromthecheapseats7126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It may prove the lizard people exist, but it also shows they’re losers rather than omnipotent puppet masters.

    • @ZillMob
      @ZillMob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My thoughts exactly. It's not real. It can't exist

    • @jonilougy6608
      @jonilougy6608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Just repeat to yourself that it's just a show and I should really just relax!"
      (-for mystery science theater 3000!... 'twang') 😀🖒

    • @emitindustries8304
      @emitindustries8304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wish I had written this. Actually, I did, and you stole it from me.
      Signed: "Lizard King".

    • @fromthecheapseats7126
      @fromthecheapseats7126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@emitindustries8304 If was stolen from the Lizard King, the thief did him a favor.

  • @richardfannin9652
    @richardfannin9652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    BEAR: I have prepared a brief statement…uh, roar!

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Coulda swore his name was Mr. Bearington... lol isn't that what the ranger called `em?

  • @ChampionElCid
    @ChampionElCid 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    8:50
    First appearance of Happy, plus this whole sequence is hilarious on so many levels. The kid's dialogue combined with Happy's mugging and the movements of the ship all mix to make a moment that always makes me laugh.
    20:31
    "Lord Fauntleroy!" Love that reference!
    29:32
    I can truss you right?
    41:15
    Happy and the bad impressions joke, which yeah is law.
    1:27:02
    "Maybe Happy will be bayoneted in the stomach" we can only dream...

  • @ian_b
    @ian_b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'm learning so much about bears and bear safety watching this.

    • @nickfarmer2452
      @nickfarmer2452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      E.g., Don't teleport them up to your ship.

    • @fromthecheapseats7126
      @fromthecheapseats7126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nickfarmer2452 That was actually how I thought “Spaceballs” should have ended.

  • @NobleHam
    @NobleHam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Stir Gams is my favorite Earth movie, I'm so glad you guys riffed it.

  • @Johnny_Cash_Flow
    @Johnny_Cash_Flow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I'm only 7 min in and my only request is to see more of the bad guy's hand sparking electricity to his console!
    Where's the ceiling to how many times an audience can see that shot!?

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      About twice

    • @tonpear5909
      @tonpear5909 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      More like the floor joists above a crawl space than a ceiling.

  • @adrianlee3497
    @adrianlee3497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    This "movie" makes Overdrawn At The Memory Bank an Academy Award winner. Raul's acting was definitely better than Tony Curtis's
    "Yonda lies da castle of my faddah!" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @reiterated
      @reiterated 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Raul could act circles around most of his peers even if he was in a coma.

    • @theboombody
      @theboombody 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Overdrawn at the Memory Bank is my favorite MST3K episode, even though it gives most people a headache.

    • @adrianlee3497
      @adrianlee3497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@theboombody I loved it too

    • @billyshazer4492
      @billyshazer4492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My Nuts.

    • @L34VITT
      @L34VITT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@theboombody Agreed! The movie is so goofy and batshit weird that I actually kind of enjoy watching it ironically. The riffs in it are on point as well

  • @vriderch1360
    @vriderch1360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've watched this riff multiple times, and only because I looked up the movie on Google, did I realize that the actor for the stupid clown is Daran Norris, one of my favorite voice actors.

  • @fromvault801
    @fromvault801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The sad part is I recognize the clown AI as Darren Norris aka Cosmo from Fairy Odd Parents.
    Sadder is I also recognized him in the Hobgoblins MST3K riff

    • @redvintner1094
      @redvintner1094 ปีที่แล้ว

      God bless him, he’s clearly doing his best here but WOOF

  • @ZERO_O7X
    @ZERO_O7X 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    If anyone needs me, I will be here for the next 4 days waiting for the premiere of this RiffTrax showing.

    • @ZERO_O7X
      @ZERO_O7X 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was worth the wait! My only question is where do they get all the space leather for their outfits? 😂 #CowsInSpace

  • @PaNDaSNiP3R
    @PaNDaSNiP3R 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    A Game gear with the volume up ryan surely went through an entire stores worth of batteries lol

  • @vengeance1701
    @vengeance1701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "The other planets call it.... the one with about twenty years left." Ouch.

  • @asurlybarber3620
    @asurlybarber3620 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Battle Beyond The Stars was the "we have Star Wars at home" movie.
    This is Star Wars at the homeless shelter.

  • @TF2Fan101
    @TF2Fan101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Welp, I've got some questions after watching this movie:
    Why did the prince leave the ship when he got to earth in the first place?
    Why was Brian so clumsy with his game console when the bear showed up?
    Why does this alien civilization have weapons that require passwords?
    Why did the evil alien guy attack the planet only to teleport away and go after the prince? Why not send his forces to the planet as a diversion while he goes after the prince himself?
    Why even send the prince away at all? Wouldn't he be safer on his home world? Y'know, the one with the SPACE SHIELD?!?!???!?
    What is the planet the prince is from even called? I can't understand what they say every time its name is mentioned.
    Why does Happy take the form of a nightmare clown?
    Who was editing the audio for this movie?
    Why does the king go to the Council of Ancients or whatever while his planet is being attacked?
    Why do the Ancients look like pyramids?
    Who was editing the special effects for this movie?
    Why did the prince just not teleport away in the spaceship once he was inside it?
    Could they seriously not come up with a more creative or cooler sounding name for the power they wield than 'The Gift'?
    Why is there seemingly only one ranger in this park?
    Why does Brian not really seem to care about the fact he has diabetes at the beginning?
    How is it possible that Star Crash is a higher quality movie than this?
    Why disable the shields on the ship? Why even leave it when the defense system seems to be doing a good job of repelling the sphere's attack?
    Why does the villain utilize spheres to attack? Why not just send them out to scout the forest and then attempt to either grab the boys or pinpoint their location?
    Does the villain have any advisors or assistants? Are the robots seriously all he has in terms of his forces? and a
    What's with the alien pyramids that work arbitrarily?
    Why wasn't the prince's translator already activated when he came to earth?
    Why was no one suspicious of the park ranger's tone turning all sinister?
    Why is everyone in this movie either stupid or oblivious?
    Who wrote this script? Who approved it?
    Why is the villain considered such a threat when he couldn't attack the planet because of the shield and when he's easily defeated by a teenager's hypodermic needle?
    Why does no one ask about the prince's strange clothing?
    Who seriously looked at these kids acting and said, 'THIS IS PERFECT!!!!!!'?
    How did they get Daran Norris for this movie?
    Who was editing this movie?
    How do the boys develop a telepathic bond with each other?
    Why doesn't the prince kick the villain in the knees and run away?
    Why doesn't the villain just teleport away with the prince the second they're in the beam?
    Why doesn't the villain notice Brian showing Kirk the needle?
    What's with the pyramids in the area where the villain teleports away with the prince?
    Who looked at the final product and said, 'YES!!!! THIS IS PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!'?
    How does the king have the ability to just instantly cure Brian's diabetes?
    Why did the prince go to get Brian at the end of the movie? What possible use could he have in whatever's happening?
    Where does the search party go?
    And, finally...
    WHY IS JOTARO KUJO PART OF THE SEARCH PARTY??!?!???!

    • @gummieworms3909
      @gummieworms3909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Very good questions 👏

    • @melissaclaassen9707
      @melissaclaassen9707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You forgot "how did NOBODY have access to an actual bloodhound for the search party? I mean, I'll bet even the local humane society could have hooked them up for free"

    • @boomboom6577
      @boomboom6577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ditto

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahaha the only one I can answer is who thought this movie was perfect, i don't think anyone did, most people in the film industry are well aware when they're working on dumpster fires, it's just a paycheck
      Unless the director is delusional like a Wiseau/Breen and thinks it's great
      Also maybe Polnareff and Kakoyin are in here too somewhere?

    • @josephcosimano6687
      @josephcosimano6687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      To quote my dad whenever I would have questions like this about a movie, "because it was in the script"

  • @leonardchurch7505
    @leonardchurch7505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Oh boy one of the greatest movies ever... or all time is coming to the Rifftrax youtube Channel? Guess I know what I'll be doing for the next two days, waiting for this absolute masterpiece to premiere! I can't wait to see discount Zargothrax touch the panel over and over.

    • @suchiuomizu
      @suchiuomizu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This movie was so ‘cool’.

    • @TF2Fan101
      @TF2Fan101 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Church, I think your sarcasm subroutines are malfunctioning. Also, that's Wash's line.

  • @dougjb7848
    @dougjb7848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    What bill was about to go to collection when Tony Curtis agreed to be in this?

    • @Fatherofheroesandheroines
      @Fatherofheroesandheroines 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      His mob loan

    • @gohawks3571
      @gohawks3571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That would be a more interesting story.... Is there another clown involved😂?

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Fatherofheroesandheroines It _would_ make sense if this whole thing was just a money laundering scheme.

  • @kungfucandy
    @kungfucandy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is one of the most hilarious ones in a while and I'm totally into the Ministry shirt at 45:45 in!

  • @victorhernandez8723
    @victorhernandez8723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    “The Journey and Boston album covers are at war!”

  • @eddieprice6098
    @eddieprice6098 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You're in the deadlights now!" Lol

  • @DougPalumbo
    @DougPalumbo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Manos is, by FAR, a superior movie in every way!

    • @AlcoholicBoredom
      @AlcoholicBoredom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This movie is still better than Rollergator.

    • @aaccount24
      @aaccount24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@AlcoholicBoredom Y'know, when I started on this MST3K-Rifftrax-RLM journey years ago, I had NO IDEA how deep the bad movie rabbit hole really goes. The fact that I can now think of stuff *worse than Rollergator* implies that there might not be a bottom.

    • @tillitsdone
      @tillitsdone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Manos is effective in one sense; it is genuinely creepy. They're both awful movies, but this one has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

    • @aaccount24
      @aaccount24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tillitsdone Well said. Seems like a good illustration of the difference between a "good bad movie" and "trash."

    • @RedSiegfried
      @RedSiegfried 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Let's not go overboard here.

  • @sunnydanisummers
    @sunnydanisummers 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    41:42 I had to look up the year of this film because I didn’t know if this was a joke. The fact this was made in 1998 is unbelievable

  • @TheEmbessyNetwork
    @TheEmbessyNetwork 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Welp, looks like I need to take off work. It's more important things right now: a new Rifftrax video!

  • @francisknepper5695
    @francisknepper5695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    They have a buttload of spaceships, but "Interplanetary travel is forbidden!" Then, back to the spaceships...

  • @HylianFox3
    @HylianFox3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "It's those damn video games you let him play all the time! He lives in a fantasy world!"
    "Specifically Hyrule, it's gentrifying and rents are going through the roof!"

  • @tigerjeb
    @tigerjeb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    wow. where has this "movie" been all my life

  • @HylianFox3
    @HylianFox3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Brian? You're not still playing that stupid video game, are you? Also, did the bear eat you?"
    "Brian?" "Nerds?" "BRIAN!" "NNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRDS!!!"

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "KUUUUUUUUUURK!"

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Virjunior01 "HAPPY! AAAAAAGH!!!"

  • @Metaldog14150
    @Metaldog14150 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That horrible hologram clown was played by Daran Norris. I'm glad that this movie didn't ruin his career.

    • @Epyx78
      @Epyx78 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thought he looked familiar. Also the MC at Club Scum in "Hobgoblins."

  • @joe7923
    @joe7923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Diabetes the motion picture! Starring Jonathan Taylor Thomas in the role of a lifetime as the prince of space. So cool!

    • @Jorokusaki
      @Jorokusaki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JIIIIIIIIIM!

    • @joe7923
      @joe7923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Jorokusaki Brian!! Brriiaaan!

  • @Edward-jn5pl
    @Edward-jn5pl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks for another great time. I laughed. I cried. I hurled rainbow vomit. Tony Curtis, I will remember you as you were in The Sweet Smell of Success with Burt Lancaster and the screenplay by Clifford Odets.

  • @StarShipGray
    @StarShipGray 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I’m surprised Mike, Kevin and Bill never made a joke about the fact that Laura (the mom) was the teacher in Angels Revenge. She was also Greydon Clark’s wife. Sadly she died of cancer almost 20 years ago.

    • @hammondOT
      @hammondOT ปีที่แล้ว

      She's hot.

  • @thetortoise4107
    @thetortoise4107 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    39:50 my favorite robin williams gag, the evil child predator

  • @RRVCrinale
    @RRVCrinale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

    • @AlcoholicBoredom
      @AlcoholicBoredom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      While I appreciate the War Games reference, were there any games in this movie? I mean, we have like one minute of combined footage of them controlling punching monsters, but surely that isn’t what the title meant.

  • @kamildrews3517
    @kamildrews3517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @7:02 "Yeah, that's me when I go to the beach without sunscreen." PFFFT, LOL! I can relate. XD

  • @Longknife
    @Longknife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I hereby nominate 21:37 for "Strangest Moment in Cinema History"

  • @jamesanthony8438
    @jamesanthony8438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Jacqulin Cole (Laura) was April Thomas in "Angel's Revenge!" She's MST3K royalty!!

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She's also Greydon Clark's wife (go figure), and the guy who plays the forest ranger was also Sticks the drug dealer (who gets his wiener cut off). Small world, huh?
      I really couldn't believe that's the same guy. What a difference 20 years and a well-groomed beard makes...

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HylianFox3 Yeah, I couldn't recognize him at all. =)

    • @purplebec9112
      @purplebec9112 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It almost seems like they wanted to make a bad movie for the guys.

  • @krowochron
    @krowochron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This movie is pretty good for something written and directed by a couple of kids that age.

    • @TF2Fan101
      @TF2Fan101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't think the kids directed this.

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I got the distinct vibes that this was written by a 13 year old. It ticks all the boxes. Heavily derivative of other popular fiction, poorly thought out pacing and story, overly imaginative ideas with no logic behind them, and surface level characters.
      Really feels like something I'd have written when I was in 8th grade... which makes it all the more embarrassing that the kids dad apparently wrote it.

    • @scottmatheson3346
      @scottmatheson3346 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TF2Fan101 you're only as old as you feel.

  • @fromvault801
    @fromvault801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I feel the 'Beetus meme is so old that Wilford Brimley could've easily played the space grandpa

  • @sudoDavid
    @sudoDavid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I'm so glad you guys started moving to youtube.. I wish more people knew about you guys. I shall endeavor to spread the word :)

  • @henryhammond7393
    @henryhammond7393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Wait.. the clown… that’s Daran Norris. Who’d have thought they’d find an even more embarrassing thing from his early career than Hobgoblins.

  • @seanb.6793
    @seanb.6793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    It's weird seeing games on the screen with the wrong sound effects - if they can show the game, why not have the sound effects?

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They've never done it right, ever.
      Aside from that, the audio was probably dogshit

    • @lnk2158
      @lnk2158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The whole film sounds ADR. Foley guy likely did just the bare minimum.

    • @onionhat745
      @onionhat745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Movies tend to replace video game soundtracks with nothing but beeps from Donkey Kong, no matter how recent the game.

    • @Firguy_the_Foot_Fetishist
      @Firguy_the_Foot_Fetishist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Virjunior01 There's an episode of Spaced where Simon Pegg's character plays Resident Evil 2 for real. In fact, the actor played it for real and got sidetracked by it until he beat Scenario A.

  • @canidswolfram1567
    @canidswolfram1567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:16:08 The "villain" is being the angry parent at the mall. 🤣