RiffTrax: Pressure Point (Full FREE Movie)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ก.ย. 2024
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Sebastian Dellacourt is leading a double life: he tells his wife that he’s a humble systems analyst. But he’s actually a D-list actor starring in films by the director of Time Chasers and Radical Jack!
When an assassination attempt fails in a part of Chile that looks suspiciously like Vermont, Sebastian is thrown under the bus by his government. A shadowy group springs him out of prison, but it turns out that they want to blow up Congress. For some reason, Sebastian decides that he should stop them. It’s a race against time, budget, and the limits of plausibility! Asahi Guy and Nick My Boy co-star.
Can Sebastian clear his name? Can he stop the bad guys? Will he be mistaken for a middle school gym teacher? Find out as Mike, Kevin and Bill riff Pressure Point!
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This movie is basically what you'd get if you cast Norman as John Wick.
uhhhhhh
😂🤣
Nah, Norman actually had talent 💯
Spot on!
He wishes.
Everything makes so much more sense when you learn the star was also the screenwriter.
lolololol..... that is music to my ears. of course all these hot babes love him.
@@kabutomma So Alternate Universe Jim Belushi is not only the star, but the screenwriter? Is he also the producer/director/assistant director/boom mic operator as well? Damn, he was doing this before Tommy Wiseau did with "The Room"?
Oh, so it's one of _those_ films.
God, you're right! It says "Starring Steve Railsback" whom I assume he was. The "star" is actually the main villain who doesn't even show up until almost halfway through the movie!
@@HueyRocks23 So, the real star of the movie is the main bad guy, which would be the guy that hires Alternate Universe Jim Belushi™, at the rail yard, after he fights those "boys" at the shop(one of whom is the guy from the infamous "Time Chasers"), when the cop lady first shows up?
Oh man, _this_ movie.
Cake bombs, chain fights, truck dogs, Itchy and Scratchy explosions, rotten apples, helicopter hi-jinks, garotted teddy bears, and even a cameo from Pink Boy ("Tell JK I'm one of his team players!"). This movie has it all!
Free of the heavy hand of dee Gaaaaverment
Don't forget about His Barn kitchen
Sound something Hal Needham would had written for Burt Reynolds and Dom DeLouise for another Cannonball Run film.
But the fuse wasn't lit 😂😂😂
@@Jameywells777 🤣🤣🤣
The entire scene in "Chile" was amazing. The CIA superagent baking cakes. The bomb that explodes without being lit. The "Gah-vernment". The gentle cheek caress. El Dente. Running up a hill like a toddler. I laughed so hard I cried.
"DOES ANYBODY NEED A REFILL?!!" 👨🍳
@@soft_serve_666 Nope, but thanks for asking. Here's a tip.
This should be a double feature with Time Chasers --- total classic
Wait is time chasers written/starred?? I am compiling..a list
This film is also a spiritual predecessor to Radical Jack.
Mulletopia
Not just those two. A whole live Edgewood film retrospective is needed. I’ll pay the kickstarter for that.
Castleton Guy, Asahi Guy, and Pink Boy all in one movie! It's like the Edgewood Expendables
I'd contribute to an actual "Edgewood Expendables" Kickstarter! David Giancola, are you listening?!
Seconded !
I'll put five on it!
Oh Dude, if these guys _EVER_ start producing their own movies to riff, you should get a job as a consultant.
Radical Jack should be the next free release honestly.
You know it's a bad movie when you say, "Time Chasers" was the stronger pic.
You people can make fun of Time Chasers all you want but I thought the concept was pretty good.
@@sstills951 Good concept, yes, but it fell apart on proof of concept. 😄
Yet this performance was just as good for Mr Castleton.
A Heartfelt Thank you to Mike, Kevin & Bill of Rifftrax for their Amazing channel I watch Rifftrax for a few years now and it’s helped heal me in dealing with a few deaths in the family, my mom passed away august 2021 and a few others who passed away in the family, none of them would want me to feel sad.. only happy their happy whole again in heaven.. Thank you again Rifftrax for bringing me joy laughter and happiness to my life..
❤️
Laura & guide dog Rolf
Very well said. In that same time period, My Wife died (COVID), my best friend (my horse) died, and my dog also followed right behind...Many lonely hours watching Riff t. to keep my mind off the awful state of things right now...
@@basshorseman998 my sincere condolences to you. Thank you for your beautiful kind words to me. ❤️ blessings to you.
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Laura & guide dog Rolf
@@basshorseman998 Blessings to you brother.
Tore myself away from MST’s foreverathon to enjoy this. Hope the 24/7 RiffTrax thing happens soon. 💚
I'm enjoying the Foreverathon. It show Riff trax and even the film crew, as well as Cenematic Titanic. I even saw one of the show's from the reboot on there.
Pluto has a RiffTrax channel, it does have ads.
Twitch has RiffTrax channel as well
Still better than ANY Segal flick
This guy would be cast as a villain in one of his movies.
You mean post-2000s Fat Sifu Seagal, right? His early movies were OK, but that's despite Seagal, not because of him. Its telling that a Playboy bunny has better acting than Sifu Seagal 🤣
@@Ammeeeeeeer
I still can't get over his girly like run in his old movies when he flings his arms like a 3D animation character 😂
@@SonOfHandorf How did Will Sasso never make fun of THAT?!? His girly flailing arms cartoon run, I mean. Hilarious.
This is one of the all-time greatest riffs. As soon as that bundle of dynamite went "Ding!" on that microwave, film legend was born!!!!
The TH-cam thumbnail for this movie is pure gold.
The most fiercely unimpressive spy to ever exist.
I think he did his own stunts
Worse than Bart Fargo and Adam Chance put together, or... something.
No one does it like Peyton Crystal Seagal! The man is as smooth as the top of his head!
The casual “Hey, Ferret Face!” at 19:43 was just perfect.
Literal, actual art hahaha
"My window is playing MASH reruns..." made me do a spit take
I kinda wish Sebastian had been trying to escape jail on his own terms and genuinely trying to start a new life in a new town...it would've been more interesting than his own boss setting him up to be a scapegoat *twice* in one movie
Goldeneye came out two years before and this movie's soundtrack wishes it could be that.
Climactic music supplied by the theme song to a PBS cooking show.
The music during the shootout was comically mismatched with the scene.
I was thinking the first song sounded like the Facility theme from Goldeneye 64.
The soundtrack is difficult to find. I'm interested in at least two songs.
Thank you rifftraxx, TH-cam is only way i can enjoy your riffs from India. Huge fan of your work 🖐
No Tubi for you?
I'm a fan from Singapore, and Twitch is a good way to watch the riffs!
@@UltimateOmegaRed haven't tried yet, I will try now
@@raghu5657 Go for it, my dude!
The thumbnail looked as if there will be Kevin Spaceys mauled by Dobermans. I got my popcorn ready.
im glad im not only one who thought that was Kevin spacey.
"Tell JK I'm one of his team players..." LOL I just got that reference
The Tactical Cosby Sweater 😳 returns!
😅
In all seriousness, I'm rebuilding my life from the dregs, and one of my greatest motivations is to have the means to contribute to you and the other wonderful creators here on TH-cam. I know just saying "thanks" doesn't pay your bills, but things are turning around for me, and I can't wait to make things right. Loving your riffs as I'm having beer and making dinner, as usual. Thanks for keeping me company and making me smile.
Someone in the office with an executive: sir I got a movie for you. What if we take an unattractive man and put him in a James Bond movie and he thinks he's attractive.
Executive:you get a promotion.
Thank you to the entire Rifftrax team for allowing us free access to some of your collection. If it weren't for you guys, I would have no idea who the ice cream bunny is! I learn so much from your channel. Thanks again!
Starring the forgotten Belushi brother, Jeff.
I thought it was the forgotten Manning brother, Wally.
And the secret Baldwin, Corky.
I don't know if I've ever seen a more schlubby "hero" than this guy. He makes Joe Don Baker look like James Bond.
I was just watching this last night on Tubi. I love this riff lol
Did you watch the RiffTrax or just the regular movie?? I’ve been thinking of getting Tubi.
There’s a bunch of rifftrax available on Tubi for free with ads. A good selection of rifftrax live as well.
@@nonprofitgirl Tubi has a nice set of older riffs. From predictable classic Riffs like Birdemic and Samurai Cop to (surprisingly) Its a Wonderful Life. (Made during a brief window of public domain access.) A lot of times the unriffed version is also there, but if you just search "Rifftrax" you'll find plenty.
There’s a ton of rifftrax on Tubi.
@@nonprofitgirltubi is free
Starring Leisure Suit Larry’s stunt double…
Honestly, if they ever made a Lesuire Suit Larry movie, I think this guy would be perfect for it.
He definitely gives off the loser vibe.
This is the perfect movie for Rifftrax: bad, but not too bad so the riffs really shine in their hilarity! Absolutely love it!
I will enjoy this premiere in my luxury TIME-share...
Is that Stacy Keach I hear??😂
In my home cahntry
Is it powered by sol puhnulls?
Ah, movie magic--when you improperly ice and assemble a cake because you have absolutely NO IDEA what you're doing, but it still comes out looking like a professional job anyway.
Do they make that prison jumpsuit for men too?!
YES!! I finally get to see movie riffed in it's full glory! I'll get the Popcorn!
I think the title should have been, Pressure Pointless.
This is right up there with True Lies..... just..... so magnificent. 😅
...but we have True Lies at home...
(Inserts VHS copy of this movie)
Great riff. Hoping Death Promise gets added here too. Also I really do miss A Talking Cat ?!? 😔
And Santa’s summer house
I do too, both of the Decoteau films! Guessing he hit them hard with copywrite, but luckily they’re still on the site
@@shakeyownzTwo movies that even the riffs couldn't make tolerable.
"Trash Bear" reminds me, here in Cheyenne, we had "Roof Dog." Not sure how the legend got started, but apparently something about a dog running back-and-forth across a roof in the middle of the city, barking. Sadly, he passed, from what I know, and now, Roof Dog is only a legend, living in history.
Ah yes the classic balance of having the villains be as inept as the spy.
This is one of those movies where I'd give an A for effort.
This is one of my favourite of the riffs and one of the worst(best) vanity projects ever.
"Truck logo by a malfunctioning Spirograph" is one of the best riffs ever.
If only the Three Stooges had been doing the birthday party, then I could have taken that scene much more seriously.
The protagonist looks like he wandered in off the street.
Looks more like they got an alternate universe Jim Belushi to play a bad parody version of James Bond or a bad parody version of a Bond villain.
He also looks more than a little like Bill Murray.@@shawnfields2369
@@shawnfields2369Half Steven Segal, half Belushi brother-wholly mediocre
@@winonafrog Yeah, I agree with that idea. All the mediocrity of Steven Seagal, thrown in with half of what tiny little talent Jim Belushi may have had(which isn't much), but without the talent of his brother John, and then if you crapped out a bad James Bond parody(or a very bad parody of an already awful Bond villain), this is more or less, what you'd get. But at least the riff of it is hilarious, as usual. And it's better than actually trying to sit through the entire movie by yourself, without riffs.
I use his Aliases all the time and people look so confused when I tell them my names. Its awesome.
I feel like this movie would be improved if this guy was just an average Joe forced to become an assassin to save his family. It still wouldn't be good, but it'd be something? Maybe? I dunno. ^_^;
“ just relax sir, I’m a freelance chiropractor “ 🙌🙌🙌
So somebody saw true lies and said I can do it cheaper! 😂😂
And dumber. And less interesting.
Nice to see members of the Time Chasers cast like "Nick" at c.30:30 and Matt as the prison guard.
Like family up there in Vermont when it comes to movie making...
Jimmy the corrections officer was the overacting cabbie! Just missing a certain newspaper reporter and a somewhat goofy airplane mechanic.
A buffet of mediocrity.
Where's JK?
@@riceymartin2203 Tending to EvilCo business.
@@riceymartin2203 "Tell JK I'm one of his team players!"
Yes! This riff is awesome
26:38 “Nope, there’s just NOT.”
🤣🤣🤣
@ 30:15 It's our "Time Chasers" hero!!! "It takes a CHIN!!!"
What a reversal of roles!
"My Guidence Counceler said i'd never blow up anything"
I hope for more edgewood pictures in the future. They are always great riffs.
Ambassador of Chile in Chile
Thank you RT for all the great shorts lately. You are spoiling us! I never tired of brilliant minds at work.
Someone actually made Threat Level Midnight
I can’t get over the cardboard window frame at 48:38.
Right? 😂 how did they not bust out laughing at that?
"best angle"
"Computer convention death"
"Anyone need a refill?" And
"Imma foreign..."
Make this one of my top 10.
That was hysterical, despite the fact I had no idea what was going on.
🤡 finally a hero I can identify with
This movie really makes me want birthday cake.
So nobody understood the New England comment about big ball bowling, we also have candlepin bowling with small balls
BTW do they also make that shirt for men?
The main character may be my favorite Mary Sue. The "star" wrote this masterpiece.
This is a real life Michael scarn film
Thank you for the free riff!! You guys are awesome!!!❤
You know, with some better writers, this would be a decent movie... I mean, among all the other movies with the exact same plot.
Also, I love the obvious Fiero kit-car near the end :D
Jeeziecreezie the stick jail in Delta Knights was more robust than this prison!
Bent Foliage Penitentiary at least had more guards.
44:11 dear lord that smiling cat picture in the background
SWEET MOTHER OF CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
Aw. I thought there would be bowling. What a tease.
Bowling woulda really tied the movie together, man.
Get your mind out of the gutter!
: )
🤣🤣🤣"Well, it's working, isn't it?"
Ah yes during the every male star must have a chin-butt era of Edgewood films.
Poor Nick got Time Chased into the supporting cast
Sadly, they apparently couldn’t get George Woodard to come in and play Bob Evil.
Steve Railsback starred as Charles Manson in the made for tv version of 'Helter Skelter' way back in 1977 or so...
Steve Railsback played Charles Manson in the "Helter Skelter" tv movie.
The spy who .. meh.
the freedom williams joke in the beginning is so good it is such a good example of these dudes on both shows
Would’ve fallen to sleep to this after playing hexen and watching Hercules with k sorbo
Release final sacrifice please!
They probably would in a moment, but it seems like the director/producer won’t allow it. Suffice to say Tjardus has not been a Greidanus about it.
TELL JK, I'M ONE OF HIS TEAM PLAYERS!!!
Why is this bad action/spy movie scored like a Resident Evil save room?
I guess if you can believe that a truck can travel from Vermont to DC starting in broad daylight and arriving in broad daylight you can believe that a helicopter can fly from Vermont to DC without refueling, can find one particular truck by sight on the highway because the truck inexplicably went to Virginia before turning North and heading back toward DC, that a guy who looks like he'd be winded at the end of Bowling League Night can run from the Peace Bridge to whatever the Congressional Office Building is without breaking a sweat in five minutes flat.....
David Giancola - never disappoints
Just ask Radical Jack
I secretly like Time Chasers... And this is directed by the same guy. I mean, its cheesy, but it has its charm haha
Do they make those ski sunglasses for men too?!
You know what would be good? An every man assassin. Someone the audience can relate to.
Executive: Go on.
Well, he's like a government sort of James Bond guy? Picture someone like Agent 47 from Hitman, but like, clumsy. The whole time you're wondering how he ever became an agent.
Executive: Sounds interesting. Will he be bald and muscular like Agent 47? Well he be cold and calculating?
No, not this clumsy assassin. He will look like Gene Hackman and Peyton Manning had a son trying to be Kevin Spacey. He will be average built and wear clothes that are too big. Unlike Liam Neeson, he will not have a set of skills. He will continually be bested, yet somehow get the upper hand. The audience won't know if it's supposed to be a comedy or not.
Executive: Stop. You had me at clumsy assassin. Let's make this movie.
I like how the pastry chef unmolds the cake he just took out of the oven like you don't have to wait a half hour or more. Not to mention it looks dry as a bone. Was it a bad pastry chef that dried it out, or is our hero a bad baker? We'll never know.
Frank Burns IS Colonel Flagg!
Frank has Radar's teddy bear?! How'd THAT happen?
Well, Frank gets to reunite with Col. Blake. Poor Henry's really disappointed.
Why does the lead look like a Hulk version of Phil Collins?
“Remember, he’s just a child.”
@phoenix71232 exactly!
No we're not going to rent True Lies! We have True Lies at home!
True Lies at home:
"How many tears can a chin butt hold?" Laughed so loud my co-workers are looking at me funny.
Thanks, Riff Trax! This is a good bad 'un!
Is that Rem Lezar?
The Quixotic Medallion!🥉
One of my favorite riff 😃😃😃
Was that Time Chaser himself as one of the three thugs at the convenience store?
Yep! There were two other guys from Time Chasers who portrayed two of the three employees at the prison.
Updated for 2024:
14:23 - "Tragically, halfway through his walk home, a Boeing 747 fell apart on him."
I missed the how and why and who put the cake bomb onto the car. And apparently their prop budget wouldn't expand to blowing up an actual car, so it happened somewhere behind the hotel. And what was the point of him punching up the truck drivers, only to fall off into the weeds? Not exactly James Bond, nor Matt Helm.
I think Larry Linville’s character put the bomb on the car. I wasn’t invested enough to look too deeply though.
He's not even Johnny English.
the jump cuts are the best part of the movie
Thank you Rifftrax. This is only worth watching for your Riffs AND because it's the one place I've seen Larry Linville outside of MASH.
Almost the same. I saw him do a commercial once.
He really should never have taken on that role.