Guile's Speech done by Arin Hanson (Game Grumps & Street Fighter movie)

[@amishandy]

jesus, arin really did know most of the speech

[@Moredread25]

th-cam.com/video/Pmgc-yp0kqg/w-d-xo.html he's done the speech before.

[@boonski]

There are times when you forget that Arin is a professional Voice Actor (Rick & Morty, Bruce Banner in an Avengers game... A lot of credits actually), and then he pulls speeches like this.

[@Yungwolfo]

Wait… he was Bruce

[@boonski]

@@Yungwolfo I think the game was called Ultimate Alliance?

[@jeffdridge2010]

I lost it at Reeeever

[@ManyMonstersMedia]

I don’t know why this is so funny 😂😂😂

[@Damianator77]

As with any of Arin's impersonations, it's his ability to over-exaggerate it to where it's funnier than it should be.

[@nooneinparticular1491]

Friends, Shadalooans, Troopers, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Bison, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Bison.
The noble Guile hath told you the war was cancelled;
If it were so, it was GAME!!! OVER!!! and we can all go home.
Here, under leave of Guile and the Allied Nations;
Come I to speak in Bison's funeral.
Why? Why did they still call him a Warlord? And mad?
All Bison wanted to do was to create the perfect genetic soldier;
Not for power, not for evil, but for good!
His Bison Dollars did the general coffers fill;
Each worth five Pounds Sterling;
The exchange rate set after Bison kidnapped the Queen.
Yet Guile said the war was cancelled;
And we can all go home.
When Guile was believed dead, Bison hath mourned;
Bison hath hoped to face Guile personally on the battlefield;
One gentleman warrior to another, in respectful combat;
Then, he would snap Guile's spine; ah, the road not taken.
Did this in Bison seem a Warlord? And mad?
Madness should be made of sterner stuff.
Yet Guile said the war was cancelled;
And we can all go home.
Bison would sweep away every adversary, every creed, every nation;
'Till the very planet would lie in the loving grip of the Pax Bisonica;
And then peace would reign in the World!
Then all humanity would bow to Bison in loving gratitude.
Yet Guile said the war was cancelled;
And we can all go home.
Bear with me; my heart is in the coffin there with Bison,
And I must pause 'till it come back to me.

[@pandyfackler118]

what is this? the original script? i heard they had trouble making this scene and settled with they had

[@nooneinparticular1491]

@@pandyfackler118 Hello. Sorry for the late reply.
No, this is not the original script, though I'm flattered. I shamelessly stole from The Tragedy of Julius Caesar by Shakespeare, specifically the speech that Mark Antony delivered to the assembled crowd after Caesar's assassination.
There are wonderful performances of this speech on TH-cam, and there's nothing that I can write that would add any value. But the thing that really stood out to me was that Mark Antony kept repeating [about Caesar] "...Brutus says he was ambitious. And Brutus is an honorable man..." and when I first saw this clip, the repeated "...We can all go home..." made me think of the Antony speech.
The contest is totally different, and what I wrote is extremely silly, but hopefully you found it entertaining, or at least worth a giggle.

[@pandyfackler118]

@@nooneinparticular1491 i did not giggle a t'all m8... Until now 😹 thanks for sharing 💖

[@nooneinparticular1491]

@@pandyfackler118 You're very welcome. Other TH-camrs have given me a great deal of entertainment, both in the videos and the comment sections, and I'm always delighted when I can do something to give a little back. I'll never be as creative as the people here - I'm not good at coming up with original ideas - but I'm great at stealing and repurposing :)

[@kotaro07]

Arin can somewhat remember a speech but can't remember hiw to play most games he claims to have played as a kid.

[@Duskwalker68]

Thanks, I didn't get the reference!