Haha I thought so too.. but Once I watched it I fucking screamed because i know Fucking know Stacy And her telling me that story about her shitting at our Friend's house, I seriously didn't know she had posted it 😂😂😂
At the Christmas Eve family get together I'm usually in charge of watching the little kids. Now this four year old girl had gone to the bathroom. She came out and went to me saying, "flush please?" So I went in. THE FOUR YEAR OLD CRAPPED A TURD AS LONG AS HER FRIGGIN LEG! I was taken by surprise. Lucky the turd was going into the hole. So I flushed it and asked to her, "how did you do that?" She just looked at me.
Piece of advice for anyone who is in this situation, if the bathroom has a sink and there is a nearby cup. You can fill the cup with hot water from the sink and pour it down the toilet, even if the house only has limited supply of hot water you don’t need to worry as no amount of feces will demand that you use a substantial amount that would be noticeable . Your feces will eventually break no matter how big it is. If there is no plunger or nearby sink, you can also use a trash bag by wrapping it around your hands and pushing the blockage down the toilet ( caution don’t do this with sharp nails ) once successfully flushed you can then grab the bag from the inside and turn in inside out. Leaving all the toilet filth from the toilet safely secured in the bag, once that’s done throw the toilet watered trash bag into the trash.
Reminds me of Duke nukem forever when you grab a shit out of the toilet and he goes "Why. Am i doing this!?" And "No! Come on, no! This is disgusting!"
For anyone afraid to watch it’s not bad. People are saying they almost got sick watching but if you’ve seen Michaels poop punching story it’s no worse than that
I once sh*t in a Papa Johns and clogged the toilet with my football sided poop. I kept flushing and finally I plunged it down but a crack appears in the bottom of the toilet and water came out. I just ran out of there so the employees would have to fix the toilet
Why why why why whyyyyy did i watch this now I can't get rid of this mental image i made in my head now feel so gross and amuse as well but still discussing
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"The fucking Aztecs probably saw it in their dreams."
This line lives rent-free in my head now
Yeah this girl sounds like a Michael Jones fan based solely on how she's talking
Ray Ellis girl from story checking in, can confirm.
Who else would say "beached turd" or "throwdown with my fecal matter", best quotes from the story right there.
Stacy Person You are a amazing story teller, it’s been a year and this story still kills me
Maybe she's commonly obsessed of having creampie with him. 0_O'
And Penguinz0
Girl from story checking in - I cannot believe this. I'm famous at last
Edit: the comments are great! I'm glad everyone seemed to enjoy it 😂
Stacy Person you do have a future in writing, I looked up the post, now it is forever stored with my favorite memes
YoungDumb Gamer Aha, thank you!
Legit?
Yup! Reddit account that posted this is spacey_stacy, that's me!
Michael's your fecal father.
Saw the title and I thought it would be a dad story. Was disappointed in that capacity, but definitely not disappointed overall.
I though the same.
Haha I thought so too.. but Once I watched it I fucking screamed because i know Fucking know Stacy And her telling me that story about her shitting at our Friend's house, I seriously didn't know she had posted it 😂😂😂
I mean, in a way, it IS a proud dad story..
Travis Hamel spiritual father?
I sincerely hope that girl becomes a legit writer, because that was fucking legendary.
UltimaKeyMaster I will! I'm going to college to study creative writing :)
@@stacyperson77 Hows it going?
it not so much the grossness of the story that got me but whoever that girl is has an amazing knack for detail she should be an author
Cody Jamison aha thank you! I will be studying creative writing.
Stacy Person hey I'm taking a course in creative writing great way to exercise my mind also I laughed so hard I cant even
At the Christmas Eve family get together I'm usually in charge of watching the little kids. Now this four year old girl had gone to the bathroom. She came out and went to me saying, "flush please?" So I went in. THE FOUR YEAR OLD CRAPPED A TURD AS LONG AS HER FRIGGIN LEG! I was taken by surprise. Lucky the turd was going into the hole. So I flushed it and asked to her, "how did you do that?" She just looked at me.
This was a post that Michaels time traveling daughter made
It takes someone with serious balls to post that on the Internet. Hats off to you Stacy for doing what so many people can't.
The Mayans probably predicted her
I like how his proudest moment is something other than his daughter that he helped create
This clip is from a year and a half ago. His daughter wasn't even conceived yet...
To be fair, Off Topic #6 is from a couple of years ago.
I feel sorry for anyone who's eating while watching this, unaware of the shitstorm to come.
Mike
Literally...
Oh HA HA very funny
I almost threw up I just finished eating a burrito, I feel like throwing up now remembering it !!!
I'm proud of this woman to, this story is so well written it's hilarious
Bobbadelic thank you!
Piece of advice for anyone who is in this situation, if the bathroom has a sink and there is a nearby cup. You can fill the cup with hot water from the sink and pour it down the toilet, even if the house only has limited supply of hot water you don’t need to worry as no amount of feces will demand that you use a substantial amount that would be noticeable . Your feces will eventually break no matter how big it is. If there is no plunger or nearby sink, you can also use a trash bag by wrapping it around your hands and pushing the blockage down the toilet ( caution don’t do this with sharp nails ) once successfully flushed you can then grab the bag from the inside and turn in inside out. Leaving all the toilet filth from the toilet safely secured in the bag, once that’s done throw the toilet watered trash bag into the trash.
faecal matter throw down sounds like a hip hop album name
What is so hard for these people to just let Michael tell the fucking story
I want to marry that woman
You better get a home with a hell of a plumbing system then!
Sounds like you're gonna need a Feguson Toilet!
you need an industrial quality toilet!
Hey I'm the girl from the story! Hope you have good plumbing.
The fucking Aztecs part got me.
I’m a garbage man. If I find human shit on my glove from throwing out a bag I’m not gonna be too happy
I feel like this woman should join the writing team at RT, hilarious story aside she has a great style of writing
“I’m like her fecal father.” OH GOD- IM IN TEARS. I CANT STOP LAUGHING.
Story time with daddy johns
johns?
Oh hey SheNoob
hi :)
Oh shit, you've been recognized! Are you the real (soundsmith) SheNoob087?
... I mean you can just click my name to find that out, but yes.
Oh my God that was the best thing I've ever heard
whoever gave this a thumbs down... you're ridiculous
Michael McCarthy you're
you must be fun at partys
Gethin Martin Grammar Nazi
It's "you're" ridiculous, you silly goose.
Lewis Hart; Parties*
Came for office antics (and was mistaken but not disappointed), stayed for the post-credits scene.
It's so weird seeing Jeremy with hair now
This is a top result for “meeting iris jones”
I picked a bad time to watch this at a McDonald's Drive-Thru
Welp, Michael just called himself a shit father. 4:25
Michael Jones: Poop Sensei
I'm just having a good time with my Oreo Ice Cream
coffee ice cream for me... i try not to think what should not be thought
derMemory best ice cream on the planet
WHOO!
Cookies & Cream is the Best!
I remember first hearing about it when he talked about it in a Let’s Play.
Okay but Lindsay's hair looks amazing in this
This is one of my favorite things
absolutely shocked this story didn't make me gag
Such a good story
Anyone on the toilet while watching?
Spicy Lil Kitten you know it lol
😳✌️
@@sourapplerings I legit forgot I posted this. Two years are wild.
Such a long time ago. I think I she'd a tear.
I'm crying
I made the mistake of watching this right after I sat down and started eating dinner
This isnt what I thought when I heard "saved me".
I have never laughed harder in my life
DANGER NOODLE glad you enjoyed my horror story! 😂
I had to punch my friends toilet to flush it too 😂 #MichaelJonesSavedMyLife
God damnit vargas
Story is at 1:40
This has happened to me too. I wrapped my hand with a plastic bag and pushed the shit down the toilet. The plastic bag wasn’t much help.
The next Michael Jones. Hire her.
Stacy's a fucking god, and apparently Michael's her creator...
She definitely knows how to tell a story
There goes my hero plays in the background when I hear this story
And its moments like this that remind me I shouldn't eat when watching anything AH....
So Iris knows how to make her dad proud if she watches this video right?
My name is Staci...I'm just laying here like 'Glad it wasn't me'...
is this the guy that voices max from campcamp?
Yes.
I'd love to meet this lady. She's wife material right there.
GiRTheDuck reading these comments about has been a highlight 😂
Stacy Person Glad to hear it. As a 6ft3 guy who eats like a horse I myself have taken some massive shits so I can relate to this story.
cringe
JEREMY SAID PUT IT IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
I'm like her fecal father
Just clicked on this video thinking it was a proud daddy Michael video, 5 seconds in I realised it's "The Shit" video!
0:51 "gave her gold for this shit" LOL
Gavin would throw up if he heard this story
This woman is a hero
I feel like just listening to that story I got pink eye.
I've done that before at work, but I had gloves and a towel
I know the girl from the story. It's 100% true.
Deanna Renee was it your toilet?
H4YWYR3 lol nope it wasn't me!
Give her a pat on the back from the internet.
AutumnOnFire girl from story here - thank you!
Oh weird me too
Best ever
Can relate
"it was so big the fucking Aztec saw it in their dreams"
I guess you can call this a real shit post
TheSheldonian God Damn it
One The Border review: "This shit is astronomical!"
-Stacy
What a fucking mood...
I dropped my phone laughed so hard
Prouder than the birth of his child
mjtechnoviking44 Before his daughter was conceived.
I've had moments like this, and because of Michael's turd throw down story I didn't think twice and shamelessly punched my shit down the drain
Wait! GIRLS POOP????
metallicak5 Duh
Where I live green is recycling. Where I lived in California red was recycling. It definitely changes based on location.
Reminds me of Duke nukem forever when you grab a shit out of the toilet and he goes "Why. Am i doing this!?"
And "No! Come on, no! This is disgusting!"
The poop punch story omfg
I was eating while drunk while watching this video. It was a mistake.
Why was Gavin not on when he read this
Literally why I have a motor in my toilet
For anyone afraid to watch it’s not bad. People are saying they almost got sick watching but if you’ve seen Michaels poop punching story it’s no worse than that
I've taken a shit like that before, clogged an industrial toilet
Fecal father XD Also good; Doody Daddy, Poppa Poopy, Shit Sire!
I once sh*t in a Papa Johns and clogged the toilet with my football sided poop. I kept flushing and finally I plunged it down but a crack appears in the bottom of the toilet and water came out. I just ran out of there so the employees would have to fix the toilet
Holy Shit. That was a train wreck.
Moral of the story: Drink more water.
Does Stacy's mom got it going on?
Boooo
Oh how I wish Gavin were there. XD
My recycling is green
Shame on her father for not teaching her about Poop Knives
Why why why why whyyyyy did i watch this now I can't get rid of this mental image i made in my head now feel so gross and amuse as well but still discussing
Can someone link the thread?
Is that Jeremy WITH HAIR?
"Why did you eat on the border yesterday?" I laughed hard. Is it the country border?
no
I was taking a shit while watching this
what a fucking icon
Does noone curtious flush? Poop some then flush then poop some more? Like if its happening multiple times at one toilet its an easy fix.
I feel bad for the garbageman who has to dump that
I would imagine that garbage can would have a terrible oder from baking in the sun with sweating shit inside it.
I've punched my own shit ngl, way easier than carrying it around in a shit fanny pack