Michael and Lindsay Jones | Intruders and Ravioli

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  • Could be perfect as an RTAA.
    Michael's Proudest Moment - Off Topic #6: • Off Topic: Ep. 6 - Mic...
    (Sorry it's long; it's a long story!)

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  • @ArchonTimatron
    @ArchonTimatron 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1010

    I can just picture Michael getting shot by bed-frame dude and the young ginger cop kneeling next to him with tears in his eyes screaming "don't rage quit on me, man"

    • @agoodboy2208
      @agoodboy2208 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      LMAO don't you fuckin rage quit on me. XD great dude.

    • @bloodwolfgaming9269
      @bloodwolfgaming9269 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I remember how Michael said he wanted to have a memorable death and he didn't want to die of something "stupid" like getting sick because then people would be making the joke that he "rage quit life".

  • @Broekje
    @Broekje 6 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    Michael is *amazing* at telling stories. It really is a gift.

    • @megamagnet1
      @megamagnet1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      His comedic timing and the natural rhythm of his speech is perfect for making people laugh.

  • @paxcallow
    @paxcallow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    i always hear michael's impression of the ginger kid in my head. I L ovE ROos TER TE eTH!!!

  • @LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH
    @LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH 7 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    Lindsay makes the story x100 more amazing with the ravioli

  • @latiosfreak2000
    @latiosfreak2000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    Still till this day they still hear a ghost whispering: raviolli raviolli give me the formuolli

    • @nmorokoye
      @nmorokoye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I. Am. *DECEASED.*

    • @SpiderandMosquito
      @SpiderandMosquito 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Somehow your Denki profile makes it funnier XD

  • @triscuitdahbiscuit4704
    @triscuitdahbiscuit4704 7 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    this needs to be animated

  • @shyfrog3731
    @shyfrog3731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Michael's stories of Lindsay at home is the best part of Achievement Hunter.

  • @samsee_ca
    @samsee_ca 7 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Intruders and ravioli
    Intruders and ravioli
    Everybody freeze
    Give me the formuoli

  • @voidv6687
    @voidv6687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    God I spat my water out all over my bed at “I want my ravioli back”

  • @unspherdcomb6174
    @unspherdcomb6174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Ginger Cop: MICHAEL NOOO *Jumps infront of bullets* *old cop shoots shooter*
    Michael: *kneels down with a single tear*
    Ginger Cop: make sure off topic hears about this *Dies*

  • @anthonylotz1565
    @anthonylotz1565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Police dogs are actually trained to climb ladders

  • @sm3xym3xican76
    @sm3xym3xican76 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    DONT EAT IN THE BED

    • @paxcallow
      @paxcallow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      jeremy is a gift

    • @plcinto4042
      @plcinto4042 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I brought the dog.

  • @jrichie333
    @jrichie333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Kinda near related, I started a new job recently and the guy supervising me is 30 years older than me. I just turned 30. I mentioned, in passing, RoosterTeeth. It was amazing being able to bond with him over all the shit they get into.

  • @abbeysquidd
    @abbeysquidd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Cop goes up in the attic: Hey...we found someone up here?
    Lindsay: OMG I KNEW IT!
    Cops drag Jeremy out of the attic covered in ravioli sauce.
    Michael: Jeremy? What the fuck.

  • @ItzJdawg1
    @ItzJdawg1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    sound for video is -100

  • @Trashboat444
    @Trashboat444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    By far my favorite Michael story

  • @dustyswole1119
    @dustyswole1119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Holy smokes!! I remember when Jeremy first joined the AH...and this video was 4 years ago!! Time Flys

  • @steveasat2
    @steveasat2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Hinterkaifeck II: The Ravioling

  • @Foam0Fett
    @Foam0Fett 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Really surprised no ones claiming to be the cop kid in the comments lol

    • @mitchelltriggs7223
      @mitchelltriggs7223 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I bet one the original off topic theres someone.

    • @fullysickshuffler666
      @fullysickshuffler666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m not the ginger cop, but I am the ravioli thief

  • @jasonandrews1770
    @jasonandrews1770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Bless your soul lindsy

  • @alexpollock6932
    @alexpollock6932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    10:52 super underrated joke

  • @epicspartan4086
    @epicspartan4086 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how michael can call lindsay an idiot and nobody freaks the fuck out, this community is amazing

  • @isthisajojoreference
    @isthisajojoreference 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    ravioli ravioli what's in the pocket-oli

  • @woableattack2990
    @woableattack2990 7 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Argh god its way too loud, i can almost hear it... gotta turn it down a tad so that it is complete silence, that would be much better...

  • @salaskwilo1141
    @salaskwilo1141 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    your one can of ravioli away from sounding crazy

  • @Degamer422
    @Degamer422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is one of those things where you wonder why they didn’t do animated adventures

  • @ThoseMinerZ
    @ThoseMinerZ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    nice job just what i was looking for. question though is the sound oddly low.

  • @simonlewis9288
    @simonlewis9288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I swear, Michael Jones is like the smaller, more concentrated version of Bill Burr.

  • @discordiadingle3203
    @discordiadingle3203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This would make a great rooster teeth animation

  • @johnhonda93
    @johnhonda93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    would a homeless person still be homeless if he's living in your attic?

  • @HorribleGamingFun
    @HorribleGamingFun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is still one of the best stories XD

  • @Bellia25
    @Bellia25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh my god jeremy has hair

  • @Toneill029
    @Toneill029 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It's standard procedure.

  • @jessirose
    @jessirose 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    How come I've never seen this? Ahahaha

  • @Razzlewolfflight
    @Razzlewolfflight 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Old man in his FORTIES? What do you think of Geoff then, Michael? XD

    • @johnangelle5975
      @johnangelle5975 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Michael’s the one who keeps saying he ISN’T an old man

  • @queenratiganthefirst5442
    @queenratiganthefirst5442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    All I can hear is Max and Space Kid

  • @camphonics2124
    @camphonics2124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ppl talking about the sound being low but its loud af for me lol

  • @MrSkerpentine
    @MrSkerpentine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was the worst possible time to get this video in my recommended

  • @LoLHUBB3DG
    @LoLHUBB3DG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wonder how many ppl high off their ass believe the dogs are coming

  • @StonedCrackerofHell
    @StonedCrackerofHell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I swear to god there was an RTAA for this story but I can't find it

  • @kaylameinke
    @kaylameinke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was 4 years ago? 😱

  • @benny9855
    @benny9855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why hasn’t this turned into a animation

  • @melbelts4357
    @melbelts4357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Anyone else having to turn the volume WAY up in order to hear?

  • @Jas_GO
    @Jas_GO 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Where's Jeremy's wedding ring?

    • @spookyjishwa
      @spookyjishwa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Asking the real questions

    • @queenkiyoomi
      @queenkiyoomi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jasmin Reneé He wasn't married at the time?

    • @Jas_GO
      @Jas_GO 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lauren Kaye when did he get married? Pretty sure he was married within the first year of working there.

    • @JustKallisto
      @JustKallisto 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pretty sure it was June 2016

    • @Jas_GO
      @Jas_GO 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      EmilieHAA I didn't know when they got married I thought they were married a lot earlier, I was thinking he wore it on a chain around his neck. A lot of men I know do that.

  • @groyperfuhr4871
    @groyperfuhr4871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    why is the audio so shittingly quiet?

  • @Kingkong22335
    @Kingkong22335 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Has this been made an RTA Adventure?

    • @EmmaTyzack
      @EmmaTyzack  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nope, which is a shame!

  • @willnelson9906
    @willnelson9906 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    that one police kid fan:!!!!

  • @Anas0_ali
    @Anas0_ali 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I could look at this man talk forever....

  • @Funilesh
    @Funilesh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why. Do. They. Gotta. Keep. Interrupting. Man?

  • @tjzx3432
    @tjzx3432 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My room is huge, like 15 by 20 wood floor, fucking walk in closet. But in the closet is like a small door up like a foot on the wall diagnal from the closet door, and it leads to the attic, I also have a set of pull down stairs that lead to the heating unit. So basically I can't watch insidious in my own room, fucking door.

  • @mylabugz
    @mylabugz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:19 that joke didn't age well

  • @WeldonSirloin
    @WeldonSirloin 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Trump 2020

    • @angelaplays
      @angelaplays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This aged badly

  • @duckbutters8778
    @duckbutters8778 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how you tag it as "Michael Jones" and don't mention Lindsay at all, even though it's basically her story. Sexism is fun.
    Michael talks too fucking much.

    • @all2small
      @all2small 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      great bait mate

    • @cristiandiaz6196
      @cristiandiaz6196 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Crap Bag Damn it, I wish whoever wrote it would've also included Jeremy and Kerry's name in the title as well. Oh and obviously the police Men too.

    • @BKphanom
      @BKphanom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Waaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaah WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

    • @NinjaTyler
      @NinjaTyler 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Crap Bag people like you are why Trump's gonna get reelected

    • @Karma-pq9fi
      @Karma-pq9fi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Damn you sound like a real bitch