I Like the Star Wars ones: "Your mumma's so dumb, she thought Jar Jar came with pickles pickles" and "Your mumma's so fat, Obi Wan said... 'That's no moon... THATS YO MAMMA!'"
Some guy crying : Don't tell my mom. Me: Don't tell your mom what? That you cried like a little bitch? Yeah, i'll try to remember that next morning when she asks me how i like my eggs cooked.
The thing about "your mama" jokes... Is they've been done a thousand times by a thousand different people... JUS' LIKE YO' MAMA!
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Oh my god
Got eem
😂😂
6 years later, and these videos still make me laugh and bring me joy and memories from a long time ago
2 years later I just read your message.
when appsro said ''we love yo mama'' I almost died
One of cartman's from south park is my all time favorite "your mama's so poor she couldn't afford to fly off the handle, she has to greyhound"
Yo mama so old when she went to the museum the dinosaur bones said: "Hey where you been?"
I miss these so much. Wish you guys would bring these back
Agreed!
With Thick gone it just won't be the same
I love the Sir Walken "Ohhhhhh" when someone drops a good one.
3:08 Appspro, I hope you read this, you need to do that voice a lot more, holy shit that cracked me up man!
"Do those come with instructions?" -Neebs
Simon walks out of closet
Needs: Thanks for coming out Simon.
"That's a smart biiitch" - Appsro 2016
Yo mumas so fat she played pool with the planets
I Like the Star Wars ones: "Your mumma's so dumb, she thought Jar Jar came with pickles pickles" and "Your mumma's so fat, Obi Wan said... 'That's no moon... THATS YO MAMMA!'"
NERD!
Robot chicken
+MisterDerp Scout haha you got it ;) Love Robot Chicken
Yo mama is so fat...Darth Vader coulnd not force choke her!
+MrZockerfreak11 might have to use that one! Love it :)
Neebs: "Do those come with instructions?" 🤣
Yo mama is sooooooo old she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten
yo mama's so far she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll
fat*
J Carter you do realize you can edit the comment you don't have to reply to yourself
That’s pretty good
When you have a bad day, these guys will fix it. Its not even the jokes, its them 🤣 thank you Neebs and the team for all that you do
What goes up must come down. Unless we're talking about your fat momma!
I'm waiting for class to start and I nearly had an aneurysm trying to stay quiet
I wish you guys would make animations of these videos, I feel Ethco style would suit them perfectly
Yo momma so fat she calls People to make custom shirts and when they ask for size she ask how big Godzilla was
when yo mama stepped on the scale buzz lightyear popped out and said to infinity and beyond
you guys should do "In Soviet Russia" jokes next
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror she went blind
5 years later and I'm still coming back to these videos for a good laugh
i swear i spend more time laughing at your reactions to the others jokes then the actual joke.
Your mamas so fat when she walked into Walmart...she lowered the prices
my mama always said that life is like a box of chocolate
too many blacks :)
Dick
+Mr850man oh my god
+Mr850man Ohh god thats hilarious
+Mr850man
Awww shit, son!
+Mr850man I love that so much
Still listening to this after so long.. This six part series is so great!!
Yo mama so fat not even hulk can smash her.
Best Dad Jokes
(Jokes that might be made by a dad)
Hey ,hey, HEY! ENOUGH! Get off the yo' momma jokes, cause I just got off yours!
Your mother so fat she needs a land permit when she is still and a wide load convoy when going to the kitchen
Yo mama is so fat that she came out the house with high heels and came back with flip flops
Yo Mama's so fat she uses a Richter scale.
yo momma so ugly she made the kolaid man say "o noo"
Yo mama so ugly she gave Freddy crouger nightmares.
I say mom joke but shes dead
Yo Mama so fat whales sing "We are Family" to her.
Yo mama so fat when I pictured her in my head that bitch broke my damn neck
Roses are red
Daisies are yellow
Yo mama's so fat
She jiggles like jello
yo momma so dumb she stuck a battery up her ass and said I got the power lol
Yo mama so fat she is miley Cyrus reckingball
Yo mama so fat when judge said order, she asked for a Big Mac
Sorry its Yo mama so fat when the judge said order, she asked for a Big Mac.
yo mama's so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack
Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish!
Yo mama so stupid she failed a bloodtest
Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish!
no? nobody? ;(
Yo mamas so fat when she sit around the house she's really sit around the house!
Ur momma so ugly she wudnt get a kick in a stampede
Neebs' delivery is amazing.
Yo mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side
Yo mama so fat, that Arnold Schwarzenegger says: I won't be back
Your momma so fat, I rolled over twice and I'm still on the bitch
yo mama so fat the sun's her own moon
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need the internet because she's worldwide
yo mam a is sooooooooo fat she was fat
Yo momma is so stupid she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side
Yo mama so fat she went to taco with her son sat down heard a crunch and it was the entire Store and then went to pizza hut
Yo mama so old, her first leather boots were from the k2 extinction event (the dinosaur extinction event)
Yo mama so fat wen she died of diabetes she broke the stairways to heaven
Yo mamma so short when she smokes weed she can't get high
Yo mama so short when she try to get off the toilet she breaks her leg
Yo mama's so fat when she saw a school bus full of white kids she yelled TWINKIE!!
your momma is so fat , when she sat down on a horse and buggy the horse turned around and said "THIS IS BULLSHIT"
your mamma s so ugly that when she entered an ugly contest they said Sorry no professionals
yo mama is so ugly she gives Freddy nightmares (just for fun)
hahahahahahahaha
yo' mama so fat that when she died her skin was used as tank armor
Yo mama so dum when she saw the sprint sign she ran
your mom is like a permanent marker.. fat, black, and smells like alcohol :D I hope i didn't lost something in the translation :D
Yo mama so fat she world wide
yo mamas so stupid she waited for the stop sign to say go!
yo mama's so old. she dont know your name
yo mama so fat and racist when she got in a pool of black people she said come here coco puffs!
Appsro voice: that's one fat bitch
My wife told me she wanted something that goes from 0-100 in 3 seconds...A bathroom scale wasn't appreciated.
I love it when Appsro says "That's a _____ bitch!"
These joke videos need to come back. Good times
Yo mama so large when she puts a green swim suit on people shout “GODZILLA”!!!!!!!
the cheerios were donut seeds is my favourite joke of them all
I'm finding it hard to drink beer listening to you guys
heres a yo dad joke yo dad so drunk he got 100% ON HIS BREATHALYSER TEST
1:15 "She's a dumb bitch" I love it!
the R2D2 killed me xD
apsro: we love yo mama
me: probably to much
0:12 Ah yes, Yomamaoff, one of the greatest Russian diss poets.
Yo mama so poor, when she heard about the Last Supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps
It's scary that y'all don't know my mama but your so accurate at describing her.
Yo mama so poor when you asked to use the restroom she said pick a corner any corner.
Yo mama is so well adjusted that she went to college and now has a well-paying job at a lawfirm! (with this you completely shred all hood streetcred).
Yo mama so poor when i went to her trailer and knocked down cobwebs she screamed "who's tearing down the drapes?"
Some guy crying : Don't tell my mom.
Me: Don't tell your mom what? That you cried like a little bitch?
Yeah, i'll try to remember that next morning when she asks me how i like my eggs cooked.
The joke about the glass of water isn't that the water is afraid cuz she's so ugly, It's that the glass would break from her reflection
Yo mama so big she won the tractor pull
Your mother has a job and is a respected member of the community.
What do you call a cow on 3 legs lean beef
What do you call a cow on no legs ground beef
What do you call a cow on 2 legs
Yo mamma
Yo Momma is so cracked out, she can hang glide with a dorito.
Mamma always told me life was like a box of chocolates... I have no life, she ate them all before she could finish her sentance.
There's a earthquake outside or yo momma just got out of bed
Appstro saying 'that's a _____ bitch' makes this 1000x better