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Can you imagine Neebs reading his wedding vows off a piece of paper. "And IIIIII promise to love YOU and cherish you untiiiiiiiiil DEATH do us.......part"
UNTIIIIIIIIIIIL DEATH Will. do. us parrrrrrt
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I was stupid forgot the password. I love any assistance you can offer me!
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When Neebs reads even the simplest and most straightforward of sentences become completely unintelligible.
I think we need more stuff like this? Who's with me?
+1
Yeet
Maybe like wacky Wednesday or something, i dunno. :)
Gregory Dominic Francis Edwards Yea miss these kinds of videos.
Neebs I hope you read these guys's comments
I miss these - Please bring these back! It's been too long!
This video saved my marriage. My wife and I often have heated debates about my excessive masturbation. But today she came home to find me watching this video rather than ruining another helpless watermelon. Thanks Neebs Gaming
One of my favorite videos. Thank you Thick for it and may you rest in peace
this video saved my marriage.
I look forward to part two.
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nice :)
part 92498 was better
BWAHAHA. STILL!?
i had to pause halfway through I was laughing so hard
Same
That's what she said
Doraleus has a mystical reading voice
Jairus Harris when’s the Dora Asmr
Definitely. He should consider audiobook narration.
He is my muse.
He makes the Minnesotan accent sound good for sure. Dontcha know.
He needs to do Morgan Freeman's autobiography audiobook
6 years later and it's still funny
No sugarless gummy bears or 50 gallon drum of personal lubricant?
www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1473882291&sr=8-1&keywords=personal+lubricant+55+gallon+drum
Some of the reviews are golden! lol!!
"Upon first thrust I accidentally slipped my entire body into my girlfriend and she exploded. It works really well; 5 stars. =*("
Check out cow chop they bought that barrel do lube and it's hilarious.
Swift blade
"Are you tasting it?!!"
"Ewww it's so chunky!"
And my favorite,
"it looks like yogurt, it smells like it too"
@@vancomycinb Damn, Page is down.
More please!
Also, the uranium review was referencing it's half-life, or the amount of time before half the sample decays
My god that was great
𝒾𝓃𝒹𝓊𝒷𝒾𝓉𝒶𝒷𝓁𝓎 𝓈𝑜!
𝒜𝑔𝓇𝑒𝑒𝒹 𝓊𝓃𝒹𝑜𝓊𝒷𝓉𝒶𝒷𝓁𝓎 !
GalacticNipple 𝔅𝔶 𝔤𝔬𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔴𝔞𝔰 𝔗𝔯𝔦𝔲𝔪𝔭𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔱 𝔊𝔬𝔬𝔡 𝔰𝔦𝔯.
how do you do these fonts?
𝒞𝑜𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓃𝓉𝓇𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃
Fancy text translator most of the time, :)
Lmao Dora's reading, even with the occasional laughter, is soo buttery smooth :D
Pretty sure Neebs doesn't require oxygen.
Oxygen was so 2015 we use krypton and helium now a days.
Dont you read the World Wide Timmy?
#OldJokesForDays
+Zoshira Krypton and Helium are out. It's all about Nitrogen now. You know cause,.. tires?
IFUNYUNI GAMING Close enough XD
and with nitrogen you dont have to worry about changing your summer air for winter air
Perfection. My chest hurts from laughing so hard.
I haven't laughed this hard in a week or two. Please, we need more readings of Amazon reviews.
I want it to be longer....
oh it is
That's what she said
same
It could have saved your marriage too?
Carlos López Nope im 18 :D dont need to marry yet lol
4.47 billion years is the half-life of uranium. Just so ya knows.
So in 8.96 will it be all gone or will there be 1/4 ?
1/4th will be left
@Osiris Rewoke That's not how it works. A half life means half of it will decay over that period. So it'd be a half, then a quarter, then 1/8 and so on and so on.
This is one of the funniest videos I have seen in awhile. I would be more than happy to see this happen as a reoccurring video. I was watching at work and had my entire team just staring at me while I was watching. Chose to keep watching even when my manager asked me to keep it down. Made my entire work day better.
who else paused and read the long Tuscan whole milk review?
the uranium ore was real, it was just in a low amount, the review references its half life, so half the ore became lead in that time, thus it was half empty
half full
HurriShane00 full, 50% lead, 50% uranium
It depends on how long you hold it.
If you hold it for a minute, it’s not a problem.
If you hold it for an hour, you’ll have an ache in your arm.
If you hold it for a day, your arm will feel numb and paralyzed.
The stresses and worries in life are like uranium ore in a can.
Think about them for a while and nothing happens.
Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt.
And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed.
Remember to put the unranium ore down!
-Kathy Hadley
But couldn't people just go and by tons of this
The Joker well, theres so little radioactive material in it you would need over a million tonnes to get a useful amount, even then you'd have to refine it to make yellowcake and eventually a warhead, the amount you would spend is more than just buying a working nuke from russia or the US
0:45 seconds, someone cracks open a beer.
This video is rated 4/5 stars. While funny and entertaining, it only lasted 15 minutes and 40 seconds. Good value for your money. Will buy the sequel.
Did anyone see that floating gun at 1:00?
#1 Most Aussie Bruce 1:50 also
Yes
cheater or using that dice camo that wasent meant to be public so it wasent working
Its start of the round probably graphics cuz it happens with me and my friend sometime and i do see it alot
No
Guys, I've been having a really hard recovery after my back surgery two days ago. Not a lot of laughs but a lot of pain. This video had me rolling, so thank you. It is just what I needed.
I fucking want more of this, this was hilarious.
I spit out my cereal when Neebs said "Banana-induced rage" lol Hilarious! And Doraleous's reading of the saved marriage because of the 571B was classic!
Animalies
Anononymousalies?
* He said Anamolis
Listening to Neebs read is like listening to an aging, elderly politician try to read from a teleprompter
Just watched this again. The last product review read by Neebs had me laughing so much I was crying. Everything read out by Neebs seems to be an announcement of great importance.
Love your work guys!
xD Dora telling Neebs to "try to keep a normal tempo" while reading was good. Awe, poor Neebs! C'mon guys, I've alwaaaaaaays..... thought-he-reeeadsss.. QUITE well. Seriously though Neebs, ma dude, it sounds like you're doing both a spot-on and a poor William Shatner impression, simultaneously. And I love it!
"CAUSE HE READS EVERYTHING LIKE THIS" hahaha
everything you guys do ends up just beeing genuinely funny, even if once in a while theyre not too funny,i definitely give major major props to the level of improv because it makes the content more genuine than average. good inspiration honestly for people who want to or wish they could one day get a youtube or podcast channel together with they buddies!!!!
i would say i love you guys but i dont kno you!
Fuckit, I love you guys!
Holy shit this was a great video! That's why I love this channel, it's not all gaming videos.
THIS VIDEO SAVED MY MARRIAGE. Every single day I would wake up to my wife screaming at the computer, maddened by the sheer amount of boring amazon reviews. Incredulous, I pretended I was asleep until she left the room, trembling, for fear of my life. Since she is an amazon review enthusiast, she sorts through the reviews trying to find humorous ones but was never able to. Until this video. If it weren't for you, I would have divorced my wife or had my head blown off by the .357 I keep on my dresser during one of those tantrums if I had said anything to her. Now she doesn't act like a tweaker anymore, enraged by boring reviews. This video is like a box of Lucky Charms, or a variety pack of assorted puddings. Thank you, Neebs Gaming.
Don't you EVER change Neebs... You're flawless. I LOVE the way you talk/read... It's different in a great way!
Es Stagefright he’s not funny and he’s fuckin irritating and he just complains what are you talking about, the rest of them are much funnier
@@shosho3049 then you shoudn't watch them they are all good but the channels called NEEBS GAMING neebs,appsro,dora, thick, and simon are all awesome so if you hate neebs then you hate the hole channel have a good day butthole
@@kingbanana6179 Bullshit. Why can't he dislike a single person?! I like all of 'em but Neebs' reading is worse than ear pain to me, sorry.
@@kingbanana6179 I'm sorry. I love neebs but he reads stories like a little kid high on cocaine
Dora, Appsro, Thick and Simon need to make this an audiobook, but they do every funny review on amazon, I'd listen to that, the laughing is a must
The uranium joke is about he half life for radioactivity of uranium, it decays over time
7:55
"Fucking ganging up on me"
Never heard Neebs curse before
"It's like your ganging up on me"
Neebs did a soft 't' and a hard 'k' so sounds like what you heard
He does swear in ep9 or 10 of Deraleous and Associates however
I want a 1 hour video, or more of neebs reading sentence's/books.
Love the banana slicer one.
The reason he HAS a parole officer is because of those hateful bananas.
"I swear judge, the banana MADE me do it"
Not so long ago I became addicted to your videos, but alas after 5 straight days video I had watch all there was to offer. I stumbled into a deep depression. What was I to do for the next 24 hours? Was I to wait on the next video? I contemplated what to do. Was I expected to emerge from my home?
Just when all seemed lost, my phone rang for the first time in weeks. For you the great NEEBSGAMING had uploaded a video! I nearly jumped for joy but I was unable to lift myself from my chair. For it seemed my muscles had weakened and I didn't want to knock over my poop bucket.
Thank you for the 15:41 minutes of sear joy. Now I must emerge from my room and rejoin the world... I wonder if any real political candidates decided to run for office? Anyways I've been a long time subscriber and this was an excellent video. Much better than your other videos!
Nice troll like these amazon reviews lol
Never have I had such a delighted WTF!? reaction as watching this - amazing! I was dying laughing simply from Neebs' ridiculous syntax choices
1:44 It's ghost dad
Shhhshh :)
hell yeah
Is that what PC gaming is like
10:31 ❤❤❤ love watching these old videos. Wonder if Neebs ever figured out that uranium has a half-life of 4.4 billion years 😅❤❤❤ bless him
It is actually real uranium guys. Its DEPLETED uranium and the joke was because that is the half life of Uranium I believe.
I love radiation and radioactive materials and when I
"A-know-ma-lees" xD I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. I fucking love you guys!
You guys always have me in tears! 😂😂 I Always look foward to your videos
My favorite "review" ever was on the Bank of Montreal website. Half way down the short list of reviews was a one sentence review. All it said was "ANSWER YOUR DAMN PHONE!"
any1 watchin CHRISTMAS 2018 ?
its a shame how only 600,000 people have seen this amazing video :/
2/4/19 pall
Jesus Christ do you one better
This needs to be a regular series now...Too funny.
Pleeeease do more I was laughing the whole time!
Please do another one of these I couldn't stop laughing with the Huzler Banna Slicer 571
U guys should just make a video of neebs reading stuff and you reacting to it.
I loved the 'saved my marriage' for the banana slicer and the end with the ufo reading the neebs did.
you can do this with steam too
Doralingus's reading and the music just killed me. Too funny
Back here due to newest comments on comments podcast.
I love how when Neebs reads, he adds and removes punctuation as he sees fit.
Oh, you can like comments on phones now. huh
u could already do that its just u can like and dislike now
neebs I have been watching you for two years now and you are by far my favorite TH-cam channel you always give me a reason to get up in the morning keep it guy's.
Jeep Stuff is at the end of the video's URL!
Its a message....But what could it mean!
+Zoshira Dude you just replied almost for every comment lol
Desmone Aiden Its a thing i do, kinda like Jet lag. if you know of him.(from etho's videos)
(except i tend to reply to alot on one go)
Amazons " Haribo Gold-Bears Gummi Candy, 5-Pound Bag" are the gods of comedy
@ 1:47 who else saw the invisible guy
but there's no one there!
Best part is when Simon tells neebs "dont EVEN defend yourself"
notification squad
Yep
+Keyboard Warriors6607 (VidsNotTwins) lol
waddup
I'd like to throw out a big fuck you to everyone who thinks it's important to be within the first 100 to the video
+dyndo101 why does it matter
Who knew that UFO detectors that detect anamolies would save my nonexistent marriage. Thanks Neebs! Lmao.
Poor Neebs gets bullied for his reading... and you say you stand for world peace. Shame
If people like neebs could read peace treaties correctly wars would become obsolete
TRIGGERED!
Stfu there's this thing called jokes learn what they are
It was hard listening to him reading
I laughed the entire time. Neebs also went for the joke at the end, it was fucking perfect! If you call your comment a joke, then it's a bad one. Otherwise there's nothing wrong in making fun of yourself, I do it all the time and people appreciate it when you're just "Fuck it, let's laugh!". I think the expression is "Take things with a grain of salt"?
PLEASE do more Amazon Reviews, Neebs!
Has anyone ever noticed that neebs never cusses
ZONATEDHYDRA29 Xbox ...watch mob squad episode 5 lol
Harry it's a fucking flying broom
@@blur6519 I figure he was very uncomfortable with that line.
"Have a nice fucking day".
😂they also mentioned it in a play-through so it was true......I assume you know what I'm talking about.
I’ve heard him say shit in one of the ark episodes... plus in the video where his bird dies to a raptor he cusses.
Came back to his video today and tried to play it in the background. Never realized how incomprehensible Neebs’s reading was until now.
You can eat apples whole, the "core" is perfectly fine for consumption. Jeez Appsro, get your facts straight, lose the myths bruh.
Just don't eat too much cores
Tristan Hoekstra Too many* and you can eat as many as you want. Just as long as its in a small bit of moderation, a.k.a. Don't eat 20 apples in a day, you will become poisoned with cyanide.
You need to eat 10,000+ apples whole to suffer from cyanide poisoning. Even with 20 a day, it would be a while.
Why not? The core and the seeds are actually really good for you!
+RamDodgeWasp "'Too many,' and you can eat as many as you want. Just as long as you eat them in moderation (i.e. Don't eat 20 apple cores in a day; you will succumb to cyanide poisoning)."
Man that was great, but i totally lost it when the UFO bit came up. Neebs killed me with that one.
The random number book is used to optimize systems with a range possible outcomes. It's the old way we had to do things; now we just use Excel.
Thick imitating Neebs voice is the BEST XD
Replayed it for like 20 times :D
The way Neebs reads is funny!! His reading makes any paragraph hilarious.
It's like Needs is going up and down a rollercoaster when he's reading
Doraleous, has officailly become my third narrator of all time, trailing Morgan Freeman and the singing ladies from Hurcules
Hands down one of my favorites Neebs Gaming video. I come back here at least 4 times per year.
The half empty joke on the uranium is that 4.87 billion years was the half-life on that particular uranium.
I loved this. neebs' reading is so dramatic. awesome
That awkward silence at 2:14 after neebs read LOL
I am now tempted to leave my reviews as Cthulhu's apprentice on Amazon products
The invisible guy at 0:58 XD
Dear Gods, that was hilarious. If only it included the Haribo Sugar-free gummy bear ones. Those are priceless, even in Neebs' dulcet tones.
Whatching this for the 700th time still get the giggles and still not enough people have seen it!!! Love u guys !!
I think neebs reads everything greatly, he somehow makes everything funny and interesting
do more of this video I laughed so hard I cried and chocked, nearly blacked out from lack of oxygen, and almost drowned in my laughing tears
Neebs Gaming, also known as, the channel that actually deserves the fame that current big-name channels have
It took so long for Neebs to read that first review that an ad popped up before he could finish. Ha Love you Neebs.
Neebs, I am trying to picture you reading story time for little kids at a library and how much counseling they would need to have after! OMG! You even gave me nightmares!!
Trust me when I say to look at the reviews for haribo sugar-free gummy bears. The sugar-free part is very important.
That second one for the banana was GOLDEN!
Hard Cover! Three hundred bucks?!? Hahaha😂😂😂
This video saved my marriage, cut my bananas, and renewed my love of wooden Chinese toilet sets made circa 2010.
I loved the fact that the 'How to Avoid Huge Ships' was in its second edition haha!
Welcome to neebs gaming, where half of our uploads have nothing to do with video games.
I was listening to this while in class working on a project and when the banana slicer came up on the work surface one I lost and had to stop listening to the video for a bit to calm myself. Well done guys
Absolutely pissed myself laughing at this one guys. BRAVO..............