Weekend Update on Black History Month - SNL

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  • Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, including February being Black History Month. Pete Davidson stops by to discuss filming a Dockers commercial and Willie (Kenan Thompson) shares what he loves about February.
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  • @juliangatch8870
    @juliangatch8870 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7097

    "Nailed it!" I'm dying lol

    • @sethsegal8333
      @sethsegal8333 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      E Lee bruh they literally had that whole recurring bit with the “Bar Mitzvah Boy” that was just spoofing Jewish stereotypes the entire time. Also they’ve had Larry David on a whole bunch and he’s basically a walking talking Jew joke. I’m Jewish by descent so this sort of stuff just makes me laugh

    • @saitamatrash2527
      @saitamatrash2527 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      E Lee they make jokes about everyone why are you so damn sensitive? They have crossed every line.

    • @AnonURnot
      @AnonURnot 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      E Lee Jews are pretty white to me.

    • @_thea8099
      @_thea8099 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Matthew 26:47- 27:54

    • @eshaffer55
      @eshaffer55 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Dude, the joke about the Passion of the Christ WAS about Jews. Nailed it.

  • @spoopy3963
    @spoopy3963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5422

    “Today marks the start of “Okay, but what about a white history month?” “
    Right off the bat a great joke

    • @waynerembert3116
      @waynerembert3116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Literally, said by nobody.

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@waynerembert3116 I said it in a class with a high content of... well my class was definitely more mixd intellects

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Thor The God Of Thunder, Hoes, and Beer what the heck hoagie? Why are you throwing insults like jucy smoolyay...

    • @dalinkwent202
      @dalinkwent202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@waynerembert3116 "Literally, said by nobody."

    • @suzannereilman4516
      @suzannereilman4516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jackinabox ...GOOD SHIIIITE..:)!!!

  • @jusTRiPP
    @jusTRiPP 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2418

    "Nailed it!" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Green.ski.Mask.
    @Green.ski.Mask. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3906

    Kenan: "You had us at a free boat trip"
    Me: *has asthma attack*

    • @magnummax78
      @magnummax78 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Harrison Donaldson, you know, I've thumbed through few history books for middle school kids, and that's pretty much how they make most of America's rich history in chattel slavery look like to kids today. It's even worse the way the gloss over the mere mention of Native Americans, let alone their role of the history of our great nation. You know, I've never not believed, as a nation, that we can't grow past sins, but clearly ignorance, willful or otherwise, won't work.
      I understanding true things helps you understand new things. In the backdrop, overarching us all, we are all more than just citizens. WE ARE FAMILY. In every sense of the word; and yes, sometimes we will need you to laugh with us at the delusion created by our dichotomies.
      NOW YOU WANT TO CLUTCH YOUR PEARLS!!
      I say, "...then hold my hand."
      BTW, make sure you register to vote...

    • @YeviCoulson
      @YeviCoulson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      magnummax78 i read the big letters an would like to say in response to them heyo my brother or sister # jennerequality

    • @YeviCoulson
      @YeviCoulson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why must we type paragraphs containing big Words

    • @magnummax78
      @magnummax78 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      CEOofFRESH1, I was referring to school books from The Michigan/Minnesota area. Since I have advanced degrees, I take the time to help my younger cousins with their homework and I've had my jaw dropped so hard by the lack of useful information about these periods for our children to reflect upon. For example, that region has a RICH history of Native American lore. Some of their history goes so far back, but has a lot to help children understand why things happened the way they did. Even today, Drumpf is about to literally give away millions of acres of public lands, a lot of it sacred to local tribes, yet we don't even mention it in the news. It's NOWHERE. Not even in the region in which it's taking place!! We treat this people like a footnote. Children of today should know why that's bad. They should be taught pieces of those languages, so that they are not lost.
      To most of you, I'm talking about some group of people WAAAAY over there that has nothing to do with you, or our history as a nation. Meanwhile, they know as I do, WE ARE ALL FAMILY! The balance of respect between our separate parts has been broken (and left on repaired) for all the wrong reasons. If you think not talking about what happened to the protester at DAPL wasn't a big deal, it only strengthen my point. In our attempt to act like everything is ok, it's wrong to not speak of the mistakes we STILL make in relating to our my different, but important, parts.
      Without Native Americans our government would look much different. As we formed it, we sought the advice of Native American Chieftains in ways to maintain peace between there many factions (states). They had functioning governments long before there was a United States.

    • @magnummax78
      @magnummax78 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      CEOofFRESH1, Obummer was never Obama's name. Drumpf is the name his mostly German grandfather turned into Trump.
      I believe the difference in intent worth pointing out. I'm calling him who he REALLY is, but it also just happens that is WHAT he is, also. Obummer was really more of a racist thing. In my opinion, Obama was more of a Republican than a Democrat. If you don't believe me, you can check the policy, but I digress...
      Anyway, I live in Los Angeles. These are merely things that I noticed. While I admit not knowing the roles and principles of Native American governance is a bit obscure, it is no less true for the telling, and my point is the Greeks and Romans were not the only ones to run government in this way. Native politics were equally intricate. Possibly, not even the first. More of Native American tradition is being lost, and it feels wrong, because, as I said before, WE ARE ALL FAMILY!! The how is not important, only the truth of it. We have deeper wells history and knowledge. In our society, different groups are becoming more isolated. This isn't good for either groups.
      Native American tribes, even from each other, were often very different not just in customs, but in appearances, as well. Yet, they managed to forge understandings of mutual importance with one another, and managed peace that lasted for CENTURIES!! Most of it was done through politics. They elected representatives to speak on behalf of the Chief, or the whole tribe.
      Please, study these things. The "one man, one vote", principle was HARDLY Roman or Greek in origin. That is the major difference in the Native American way of governance, but always reach consensus. This idea was behind the creation of the Electoral College, and why it is enshrined in the Constitution never to be removed.

  • @Johnbois
    @Johnbois 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2795

    Child support was due on the first😂😂

    • @jamiegarcia7863
      @jamiegarcia7863 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      jonathan boisrond I don't get it.

    • @chuckstr951
      @chuckstr951 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      jonathan boisrond I didn't get that one tbh

    • @veek.6463
      @veek.6463 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      He was saying most guys who are seriously into football don't have much going for them, are divorced likely and don't have their kids around. Was sorta calling out a stereotype of white American men who run around in jerseys and don't really have much going.... Was reminding them to pay child support.

    • @veek.6463
      @veek.6463 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jamie I am a Garcia, too. I married a Garcia. I never thought I would change my last name but that's the best last name ; ) my Tibetan Buddhist teacher's name is Garchen. My maiden last name was Gar. So now ai am the Gar CIA!

    • @jamiegarcia7863
      @jamiegarcia7863 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vee K. OH LOL TY but what exactly did the Jew joke mean?

  • @Auriam
    @Auriam 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4600

    Lost it at "...unless Jesus has the line "you crossed the wrong guy."

    • @bluerox3
      @bluerox3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      Nailed it!

    • @hailmary7283
      @hailmary7283 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I know. I couldn't believe it didn't get a bigger laugh.

    • @XXniccloXX
      @XXniccloXX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Mitch Butcher yes fuck all gods. It's all bullshit

    • @jimbobeire
      @jimbobeire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You think people don't ridicule Mohammed? Course they do. But comedians generally don't make jokes that the audience won't get. Can you name a Hollywood movie about his life though? Would most Americans have a clue about the supposed life of Mohammed and how he supposedly 'ascended'. If there was a joke about some guy ascending on a winged horse would you even get the reference? Everyone gets the crucifixion joke. For Islam, you're lost for joke material after bacon, child marriage, burqas, and in recent years, terrorism.

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Auriam Oh i get it now

  • @rosesharon1257
    @rosesharon1257 6 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    "it's a great story; I have mental issues" A Relatable Legend

  • @jjj1951
    @jjj1951 6 ปีที่แล้ว +929

    'Whether you're a Pats fan or an Eagles fan remember; child support was due on the 1st."

    • @samaanfaridjoo593
      @samaanfaridjoo593 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't get it.

    • @F5_cena
      @F5_cena 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      salmon fish well youtube can't help with that.

    • @wisco9er536
      @wisco9er536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@samaanfaridjoo593 if you cant even understand simple jokes like these then WHAT ARE YOU DOING WATCHING SNL

    • @hunterhatcher6874
      @hunterhatcher6874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Samaan Faridjoo it means that people who are divorced (making a joke about eagles and patriots being divorced and by themselves) have to pay the one in custody of the child and help pay for their needs.

    • @benjaminmurray455
      @benjaminmurray455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Child support jokes are oddly hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @FlintRiver_Shoalies
    @FlintRiver_Shoalies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    “You crossed the wrong guy” was great but then he follows with “Nailed it!”
    Priceless.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that there is some Lampoon work...

    • @susanarnold4445
      @susanarnold4445 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Always!

  • @ThatBlackPiano
    @ThatBlackPiano 6 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    “Sex dolls don’t have toe tags, Willie!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @pseudotasuki
      @pseudotasuki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That *is* what they always say!

    • @misophone
      @misophone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pseudotasuki 😭😭

  • @Yareyous
    @Yareyous 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3988

    I like Pete just goes on and is funny. He doesn't play a character. He just goes on. Its pretty great.

    • @callmeonkeshiasphone
      @callmeonkeshiasphone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yareyous But is it?

    • @AnonURnot
      @AnonURnot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yareyous ehh

    • @thefoss7759
      @thefoss7759 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yareyous he acts like he's happy!! He ain't!!

    • @noahhurley-abelew6536
      @noahhurley-abelew6536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      His character is himself....
      Still uses writers.

    • @JackMFromBoca
      @JackMFromBoca 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’d like him more if he didn’t have that stupid tattoo

  • @SpooksMcGhie
    @SpooksMcGhie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2567

    A slavery joke and a necrophilia joke yet somehow Kenan makes it palatable through this character

    • @SpooksMcGhie
      @SpooksMcGhie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *necrophilia joke

    • @noahhurley-abelew6536
      @noahhurley-abelew6536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Spooks McGhie , edit button.
      Those kind of jokes are always palatable.

    • @SpooksMcGhie
      @SpooksMcGhie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      dog on dog rape doesn't count

    • @SpooksMcGhie
      @SpooksMcGhie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      #metoo

    • @foggylenses91
      @foggylenses91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      spencer kleiman when slavery was still a thing? That’s the point

  • @TheRealBizWiz
    @TheRealBizWiz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2021

    _”What about a white history month?”_
    *_LMFAO!_*

    • @TheRealBizWiz
      @TheRealBizWiz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Humble Bugg Hahaha!
      That’s awesome dude! Yeah he definitely is.

    • @tommyfitzgerald5912
      @tommyfitzgerald5912 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      April

    • @waynerembert3116
      @waynerembert3116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've never seen anybody say this and I live in the south.

    • @gitano045
      @gitano045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's called the Nascar Series.. 😂

    • @gkus7008
      @gkus7008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@waynerembert3116 I have and I've lived in the south

  • @JC-ev2ns
    @JC-ev2ns 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1573

    NAILED IT
    p.s. best use of “nailed it” ever

    • @trevorfraley1744
      @trevorfraley1744 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I just got this!

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Too on the nose.. and the screen name isn't lost on me

    • @jamesscott3816
      @jamesscott3816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @lgd6809
      @lgd6809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just got it. 🤔

  • @lavahearts
    @lavahearts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    i love colin’s reaction to the camera pinning to him right after che said “okay but what about a white history month”

    • @Black_pearl_adrift
      @Black_pearl_adrift 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And he just threw up his hands in defeat 😭😭

  • @andraenicholson3557
    @andraenicholson3557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    "Six more weeks of leaving your oven door open for HEAT!" Grew up broke as all hell and that joke was the truth lol

    • @franklucasrichburgmuzik2798
      @franklucasrichburgmuzik2798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Getting dressed for school in the kitchen in front of the stove but somehow smell like kerosene in first period damn

    • @myguykaikai9215
      @myguykaikai9215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@franklucasrichburgmuzik2798 kerosene stove? Damn. I guess we were lucky to have electric. We wore winter jackets to bed and had to chip ice from around the door in the morning to get out.

    • @franklucasrichburgmuzik2798
      @franklucasrichburgmuzik2798 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/QtCCqBUiv9A/w-d-xo.html

    • @sixteennumberthree5544
      @sixteennumberthree5544 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Poor people are hilarious!!

    • @franklucasrichburgmuzik2798
      @franklucasrichburgmuzik2798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sixteennumberthree5544 poor is a mindset, a phase that can be overcome. But being a condescending bitch that laughs at peoples misfortunes because u probaly got a silver spoon in your ass cant be changed believe that

  • @erikaashman7759
    @erikaashman7759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    The “you had us at a free boat trip” joke threw me over the edge

  • @Tina-cy6if
    @Tina-cy6if 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1509

    Colin's joke was dead, but we'll check on it in three days, just to be sure

  • @colinmartin9797
    @colinmartin9797 6 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Watching Colin and Michael try to keep their shit together at each other's jokes is hilarious

  • @dianeismyname250
    @dianeismyname250 6 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    My peacock is seldom emotionally supportive.

    • @Whodat
      @Whodat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Diane Patten mine is physically abusive

  • @DaddyTre65
    @DaddyTre65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    "Well excuse me, Michael! But do you really think that the grand nephew of Prince HAKUNA MATATA would fall for a scam?" Kenan Thompson is hilarious!

  • @kt-zn4yu
    @kt-zn4yu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    that little off camera “nailed it” had me dying 💀😭

  • @seansartor
    @seansartor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Free boat trip ?!!! That's criminally hilarious

  • @PoppaBoogaloo
    @PoppaBoogaloo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Extra dark writing this episode, I love it.

  • @macthemooshroom
    @macthemooshroom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1756

    I need an emotional support peacock and I need it now

    • @helenchristie6530
      @helenchristie6530 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DanielxDream you’re not the only one!

    • @simransangha8668
      @simransangha8668 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @ubuntumike5794
      @ubuntumike5794 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I have a cock it's a not pea though incase anyone interested😁 I swear I'm not normally like this

    • @lindlhubbard2513
      @lindlhubbard2513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DanielxDream you are in luck! I’m staying at a peacock farm and we have one for sale!

    • @lindlhubbard2513
      @lindlhubbard2513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DanielxDream or four or five for sale.....who knew there was such a big market! I’ve just been harvesting their tail feathers!

  • @jayyyzeee6409
    @jayyyzeee6409 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "Oh good. A bird's inside."

  • @bboat42069
    @bboat42069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The way the “nailed it!” was off screen made it funnier than it should be

  • @isaiahpero7837
    @isaiahpero7837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    --Pete: "Oh, I punched a wall. It's a funny story. See, I have mental problems."
    --Colin: "....."
    --Pete: "...that was the story."
    That was great! I'm gonna have to use that some time.

  • @a.wiggins9154
    @a.wiggins9154 6 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    the Willie skit was so fucked up for SNL lolllllllllllll

  • @rvanhees89
    @rvanhees89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    'Oh ah I punched a door, its a really good story. You see, I have mental problems.' XD

  • @mdudegamer
    @mdudegamer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    The showering rat is so adorable.

    • @tomaskuli177
      @tomaskuli177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      mdudegamer His skin is probably irritated.

    • @blablabarb
      @blablabarb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yes, animal cruelty is soooooo adorable and it's not a rat

    • @Onorrie
      @Onorrie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      sedavenp most people don’t know the story behind the video so it looks cute, chill out with the ‘im better than you’ vibes

    • @mdudegamer
      @mdudegamer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah I see now why it's not okay, but I wouldn't if I hadn't looked it up.

    • @noahhurley-abelew6536
      @noahhurley-abelew6536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Huh. No idea what the backstory is. So much for laughing at it now.

  • @sd201027
    @sd201027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    “No one’s ever used the phrase: oh good, a bird’s inside...”

  • @winsuma8253
    @winsuma8253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "You had us at a free boat trip"
    I just realized that was a joke about slavery oml😂😂

  • @wraithstrongopark
    @wraithstrongopark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    the willie bit is great dark comedy.

  • @tinahighfield2667
    @tinahighfield2667 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1225

    We need more Pete Davidson in skits!!

    • @tinahighfield2667
      @tinahighfield2667 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      SwingVoteDoll Right! I don't understand why he isn't in skits more, he is so funny.

    • @tedderjason
      @tedderjason 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "Zero talent like Samberg or Sandler"
      LMAOOOO bruh

    • @NJP695
      @NJP695 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Tina Highfield the inside joke is that he doesn’t write enough sketches for himself because all of his skits are trash; but in reality probably one of the strongest SNL writers

    • @AnonURnot
      @AnonURnot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tina Highfield ehh

    • @wadewilson8924
      @wadewilson8924 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Juantarde I think Sandler and samberg were honestly way better with more to offer even if they were one note. Whenever Pete Davidson gets screen time it just feels like they are doing him a favor.

  • @KingKhanAbz
    @KingKhanAbz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    I love Pete. I wanna give him a hug.

  • @chelyalynniyah1997
    @chelyalynniyah1997 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Michael Che' trying not to laugh = PRICELESS

  • @3star4life
    @3star4life 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Collin was on a roll!

  • @marquiis1693
    @marquiis1693 6 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    "Black history, is American history" - Morgan Freeman

    • @whiteshaq0172
      @whiteshaq0172 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bar San that is why we are supposed ignore idiots, if we pay attention to them too much we won’t advance. Morgan freeman still has a perfect record👌🏼

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Best way to end racism... quit talking about it yall. - a paraphrase of *Morgan freeman*

    • @kormagogthedestroyer
      @kormagogthedestroyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes I am sure that someone with the name "DESTROY white supremacy BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY" will have an interesting insightful opinion on this topic.

  • @Captain-Kidding
    @Captain-Kidding 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Pete, just remember that we love you.

  • @pack-a-punched2404
    @pack-a-punched2404 6 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    This shit is gold 🤣

  • @SplotPublishing
    @SplotPublishing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +902

    Collin going to hell. Glad he's taking us with him.

    • @chaosmark101
      @chaosmark101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      "NAILED IT"

    • @kendomyers
      @kendomyers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Gonna be full of rock stars, porn stars, and comedians. Hell is gonna be great.
      But it will also be full of politicians popes, and priests so...

    • @catherineleary9462
      @catherineleary9462 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Morty Sanchez "The floor of Hell is paved with the skulls of bishops".
      St. Athanasius,council of Nicea A.D. 325 (attributed)

    • @kendomyers
      @kendomyers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Catherine Leary
      So youre saying the bishops (and I assume politicians) won't bother the rock star/porn star/comedian party in hell because they've been used as a building material?
      Awesome! Hell is gonna be great!

    • @catherineleary9462
      @catherineleary9462 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Morty Sanchez 😂😂😂

  • @scarebear1265
    @scarebear1265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "I punched a door, it's a really good story, you see I have mental problems"
    Me after I have a mental breakdown and people ask what happened

  • @SmellyBones
    @SmellyBones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Kenan is such a good straight man it's easy to forget that he's also a master goofball.

  • @TheWiseGrif
    @TheWiseGrif 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    These two just keep proving why they're my favorite WU anchors...their interplay is hysterical

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      - I thought you wrote "mystical" at first. That might work too.

  • @duckmeister5385
    @duckmeister5385 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    You had us at Boat Trip!

  • @ansahs
    @ansahs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "You crossed the wrong guy" Man it took a while to stop laughing

  • @SpooksMcGhie
    @SpooksMcGhie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Kenan Thompson as a National Treasure

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spooks McGhie - Clearly you are using some strange new sense of the word treasure in which it means "steaming pile of dung."

    • @SpooksMcGhie
      @SpooksMcGhie 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      tejaswoman k

  • @guitarassasin7021
    @guitarassasin7021 6 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    He crossed and nailed the joke

    • @magnummax78
      @magnummax78 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Guitar Assasin, 😂🤣

  • @G1LDV
    @G1LDV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Not gunna lie, this was one of the best Weekend Updates in a while.

  • @quasarsavage
    @quasarsavage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Emotional support Grey Goose lol

  • @natural20_
    @natural20_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    That cancer joke killed me.

  • @andrewnibbi
    @andrewnibbi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I judge any Weekend Update by how well Colin and Che are able to crack each other up, which makes this among the best in their tenure.

  • @rogueguardian
    @rogueguardian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You crossed the wrong guy😂😂😂😂 nailed it!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @savannahjobethlee6072
    @savannahjobethlee6072 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “NAILED IT!” i died😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @joeharris7985
    @joeharris7985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Unless Jesus says "you crossed the wrong guy" 🤣🤣 Nailed it!!! 🤣🤣

  • @TwilightSunXXIV
    @TwilightSunXXIV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Dolls don't have toe tags, Willie." I'm dead! LOL 😂😂😂

  • @jochen1403
    @jochen1403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "You had us at free boattrip"

  • @pop5678eye
    @pop5678eye 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    'Presidents day is coming. You know what that means: mattress sales.' As opposed to which day of the year?... Have you seen a mattress store that doesn't have a 'Sale' 365 days a year?

  • @rhymeswiththirsty19
    @rhymeswiththirsty19 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    It's okay Pete, I am mentally ill too lol!

    • @konnerdent4835
      @konnerdent4835 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      NOT YOU As long as you’re not fighting doors!

    • @MsElla415
      @MsElla415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mentally ill is out. We use the term mental health challenges. We arnt sick, we are different and need to learn to support ourselves to overcome our challenges. Being hypersensitive, can be a gift. A manic person who is able to focus that energy is far more productive then a normal person, we just need to know how to focus that energy and prepare for the crash of depression because what goes up will eventually go down. I plan my depression and set boundaries.. if I have 2 days off. I'm gonna spend one in bed only moving to pee, and get food delivered. Next day I'll shower and clean up. Balance is key

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@konnerdent4835 hey it may have looked at him crooked

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MsElla415 ooo you got them PC terms for having a battered skull and full on intangible health issues... wooooooooooooo... its not trendy to be dealing with traumatic sickness. And really not cool telling folk about what cam and cant be called what can and cant be what obviously is how it ism... k? Pardon my arguie tone, as someone who has fam and is a folk dealin with MHI (mental health issues/ volumes/backlogs/ family lines of Problems and the like) it's real easy to get worked up about and forgetful that everyone got their battles and we are not against each other, tho it seems that way at times. Theres this concept shared by Chris voss former FBI hostage negotiator, who in a ted talk shared some valuable information totally suggesting that you check it out, its about the concept of and follow through with what's been deemed "tactical empathy " weapons grade empathy and its use on the bad/mad/sad and everyone else who needs it. We just gotta know what it is, and what to do... pardon my rant. You seem like a decent person. Pretty screen name too. Is it your real name?

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MsElla415 I'd like to amend my previous post... I jumped to conclusions before reading the whole thing you wrote... I beg your pardon. Truly I do... any suggestions how to not jump to conclusions? How can I make it not unokay?

  • @nataleesteele1688
    @nataleesteele1688 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Pete is me - "I have mental problems" 😂😂😂😂

  • @keiguluv
    @keiguluv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You had us at free boat trip 😂 Excellent Weekend Update

  • @antonioflores4240
    @antonioflores4240 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Free boat trip 😂😂😂😂

  • @rickoslife2086
    @rickoslife2086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Free boat trip. Nailed it. Tuff and cold. Love it

  • @indyjoe6
    @indyjoe6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    kenan is so funny

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      indyjoe6 - Whatever drugs you are on, get help.

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was so adorable on "The Californians." One of the best SNL skits.

  • @alexandriaevans2867
    @alexandriaevans2867 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    You had us at free boat trip... lol not ok

  • @thebatmanwholaughs-66
    @thebatmanwholaughs-66 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    *NAILED IT!!!*

  • @hasinaakter4339
    @hasinaakter4339 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    nailed it!

  • @iamjacksyoutube5375
    @iamjacksyoutube5375 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Nailed it!" 😂

  • @heatherw3202
    @heatherw3202 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    We need more Pete Davidson skits on SNL! I love his deadpan style.
    And I'm still laughing over the cross and nail jokes. Jost and Che are perfect for Weekend Update.

  • @ThePodunkboy
    @ThePodunkboy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Colin Jost...you owe me a new monitor... "NAILED IT!"

  • @benjaminmurray455
    @benjaminmurray455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    😂😂😂 I'm dying!!! Oh goodness these two!!! Pete is such a dork... I love them

  • @truevidence
    @truevidence 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "...You had us a free boat trip!!!" LMBO Tragic!!!!!

  • @fanmad-hg4nf
    @fanmad-hg4nf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You "crossed" the wrong guy 😂 NAILED IT!!!

  • @theGr81oNe
    @theGr81oNe ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "you crossed the wrong guy" lol "nailed it" dead

  • @melokebeni2784
    @melokebeni2784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:06 what a THROWBACK. our dams are full now.

  • @skylathorpe5086
    @skylathorpe5086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Nailed it” I’m dead

  • @zeus6793
    @zeus6793 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Keenan just has to make that smile he does, and I start laughing. Its a really great cast this year.

  • @DynamicUnreality
    @DynamicUnreality 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This has got to be the closest Kenan has ever been to keeping a straight face in a sketch, and the only way he's able to do it is by playing a goofy character that smiles all the time, gj lol

  • @wallyworld817
    @wallyworld817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Thanks for bringing some laughter to a chaotic time

  • @senselocke
    @senselocke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Nailed it!" was timed just perfectly. Nice!

  • @Heavenzvoice
    @Heavenzvoice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jesus:” you crossed the wrong guy “
    I had to tell Jesus I was sorry ... I laughed hard!
    Always smile when I see Pete Davidson..

  • @avadoty774
    @avadoty774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    YOU HAD US AT FREE BOAT TRIP

  • @arceuslordofcreation8824
    @arceuslordofcreation8824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    *HEY LADY, TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF...IM PETE DAVIDSON!*
    And that’s how he started dating Ariana

  • @savannahjobethlee6072
    @savannahjobethlee6072 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Che, and Collin are the BEST and are hilarious!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂 Pete is hilarious too!!!

  • @reillyjsullivan9989
    @reillyjsullivan9989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I was watching this while on a bus, and when Colin Jost said "Nailed it" I had to hold in my laugh, and i started to cramp up.

  • @stormlighter82
    @stormlighter82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like how Collin, and Michael react to their comments 😂

  • @carmina0690
    @carmina0690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    NAILED IT!!! I CHOKED ! I LITERALLY CHOCKED!

  • @yugiohofficial7055
    @yugiohofficial7055 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Finally more Pete!😂😂😂 thank you snl!

  • @randomperson8571
    @randomperson8571 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh crap right from the first joke you got me... so true! Also right after the Jesus joke when Michael was laughing too much to continue was super pure. I don't say this often, but you guys rock!

  • @harang_1665
    @harang_1665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Nailed it" 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @Jtruone
    @Jtruone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bruh the puppy bowl got me tho😂😂😂😂😂

  • @savannahjobethlee6072
    @savannahjobethlee6072 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    KENAN THOMPSON IS HILARIOUS AND THE BEST TOO!!!♥️♥️

  • @autumnjoy5941
    @autumnjoy5941 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I'll be Michael's Valentine.

  • @dboconnor57
    @dboconnor57 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kenan, Pete, Michael and Colin. These guys are the best, so much fun.
    They work so well together.

  • @MsAndaction
    @MsAndaction 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's like they always said, sex dolls don't have toe tags Willie! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @domtillman630
    @domtillman630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Michael couldn't recover from Colin's: "You crossed the wrong guy" lmfao

  • @KPnDC
    @KPnDC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This was hilarious. I really enjoyed this weeks WU

  • @maxpennacchini3261
    @maxpennacchini3261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best 8 minutes of update ever

  • @laricagrant9306
    @laricagrant9306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Willie and the sex doll aka dead body caught me off guard and I choked🤣🤣😂. Another great 1 to the writer.