Weekend Update on Church's Celibacy Rule - SNL
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- Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, including a North Carolina church that made married couples wait a year to have sex. Eric and Donald Trump Jr. (Alex Moffat, Mikey Day) and Laura Parsons (Vanessa Bayer) stop by.
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“I drove the golf car!”
“Cart. Golf carT with a T.”
“...teh.”
“There you go, buddy.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Golf car(t). Jesus you’re dumber than Eric
@@ejflor1313 shut up loser
@@ejflor1313 you do know he's emphasing there so the comment isn't actually wrong.
When during the sketch did they say "half car"?
Ahahah that juice box improv. He actually pierced it in the middle by accident and the original bit didn't work :D they did an amazing save. What an acting skill.
Dude...that's not a juice box. It's a Caprisun! Totally different. One of them is awesome.
Yeah it actually ended up funnier because of the drinking/sucking face he could pull!
Fisho D Shakespearean.
+2a
They never broke character. Excellent improv skills.
The Trump brothers bit is so cute. They just make Don Jr. look like such a good brother. It’s adorable.
@Andrew Stalker....... Not much going on between your ears, is there.
@@Consrignrant Having a bad day?
@@General_Nothing Do you live on earth where don jr is a coked out pos and eric is just a whiny moron like daddy? Or do you actually think theyre worthy of respectful words?
@@hammerdick82 There really should be some sort of reading comprehension test before people are allowed to respond to TH-cam comments.
Adorable??? Are you kidding? There's nothing spelled t r u m p that's adorable. They need to be in prison with their criminal parent.
The Eric and Don jr sketch humanises them in ways that makes me feel sad. It’s like George and Lenny.
I read of mice and men for school months ago and holy shit the ending made me cry
If you think this is humanizing Don it and the other one, then you didn’t not pay attention.
@@wowwowwow8765 yourself
@@wowwowwow8765 Also, I know it’s not the point of the sketch, but that’s the way I interpreted it. If I chose to ship two characters in show, that’s my interpretation of the relationship that doesn’t depend on the purpose of the author. I don’t need you to go and say “well akchewally that’s not what it means”
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Don't feel bad Colin. I would have insisted on that Pro Bono joke too.
I don't understand the Pro Bono joke lol
Amber, me neither, lol
Bono's in the picture. He's the lead singer of U2.
Amber Buchan When a lawyer works pro bono it means they are working voluntarily and are not making any money. The punchline is that the lawyer for the plaintiff is maybe working pro bono (maybe the plaintiff does not have money to pay for the lawyer), but Colin twists it and implies that pro-Bono actually means that the lawyer is pro-Bono (that will act in Bono’s favor). (Bono is U2’s frontman.)
@@lorelynpr oh I see. Hahaha that's good
"The government wanna lift up your skirt and check for ding- dongs" I died.
well she's not WRONG... XD
little Debbie's hiding something
Oh my God I know
The funniest part is she's technically not wrong.....
@MAAHAQQ get lost
The Eric Trump bit was almost sweet
Trey Harris surprisingly yeah, made me wanna baby sit the poor dude
it made me sad tbh, i wanted to make her feel better
It's cute because Don Jr actually cares for his brother in the skits
Like watching your average toddler.
He reminded me of my son having a bit of an off day.. My son’s autistic..
I loved that Kate was just sitting on the table at the end😂
YES! Too brilliant.
Colin and Michael really do kill it on Weekend Update. Wasn't that into them initially....but they've got a great thing going now. Really natural, funny, and they play off each other really well!
I understand that in the beginning, on SNL, they shared an apartment because NYC rents are so high, so I think the fact taht they're good friends in real life makes it so much easier with their "back and forth" remarks.
Damnit Che, Lumiere was the straightest, horniest character *in* that movie. He couldn't keep his candle holders off the feather duster.
Or lumiere was just over-compensating haha
Lumiere and the clock. I mean come on. That’s everyone’s OTP.
You thought he was talking about Lumiere? Nah, Gaston and Lefou were totally gay for each other.
LOL 😂🤣😂
@@SkunkApe407 nah, gaston was gay for himself 🤣
"Why I oughta" that line killed me and I almost missed it cuz I was laughing so hard at the "check for dingdongs" line
Vanessa is one of the most under-appreciated actors on this show. She’s never not smiling 😂 and her voice acting is always spot on. Love her ❤️
What's Vanessa last name
KATE AT THE END I AM DECEASED
scrolled down for this :D
I’d like to see Che talk to an actual child. It’d be hilarious and probably adorable.
The kid actors thing is so goddamn accurate and I hate it.
"the prank was murder" absolutely SENT me. i am cackling at my place of work.
If the pro Bono joke bombed, i couldn't tell; i was cackling too loud.
Junk Genes same! Idk why corny jokes like that kill me every time
That was the funniest joke in here 😂
Me too.
Did anyone not notice Kate McKinnon on the desk using her phone at the end of the video? 😂
Yes
Mounted atop the desk in a traditional Japanese dining pose…No...not at all
@@Andrew_Haase that was a stab at KellyAnne Conway sitting like that on an Oval Office couch during a meeting.
as a trans person, "why i oughtta" is definitely gonna be my new catchphrase
me too bitch ur valid
ugh ur mind... pure genius
def new catchphrase
Same. 😂
SAME. Also shout out to all my trans siblings also on an SNL binge, what’s up
Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.
Bryan Taylor, that’s brilliant. Hope it’s not patented because I want to use it sometime.
Actually not.
@@xyzlmno4631 No. Priests don't rape children because they are celibate. That is crazy.
They choose to be a priest, and they knew about the abstinence.
They could have choose to be a deacon and also have a wife.
Abstinence isn't a excuse to be a raper.
@@xyzlmno4631 not because or celibacy. There is sexual abuse by clergy of all sects of Christianity. And all faith traditions.
If that was their actual brother relationship I’d have mad respect ✊...it’s so sweet how Don takes care of Eric 😊
"can Colin sleep over?........."
Vanessa doing that glowing smile where she can't contain herself is just great.
THE PRANK WAS MURDER!
Her delivery of that line was perfect.
the funniest part by far is the last 5 seconds. I won't give it away but watch! LOL
Earl A. Birkett really... you're worried it would be a spoiler to mention that? if anyone gets upset by you talking about kate chillin on her knees on top of the news desk then they shouldn't be scrolling the comments while they're watching or rather not watching the clip... just sayin 😋
you must be everybody's first choice to attend a movie thriller with. "Oh this scene's corny, he gets a hatchet buried in his head." ;D
I died!!!
there's a reason they've been around 42 years. They're good when inspired. ;D
Colin and Michael really do kill it on Weekend Update. Wasn't that into them initially....but they've got a great thing going now. Really natural, funny, and they play off each other really well!
I love how they really seem like brothers! It's endearing lol
How can you sit there with a straight face and think anything about trump is anything but vile and disgusting?
@@shirleyrombough8173 sweetie I'm not sure if you know this, but thats not the real trump brothers. This is satire. Its a joke show.
5:14 Underrated Mr. Hands joke that no one laughed at. Mr. Hands was a guy from Washington state in the mid 2000s, I think 2005, that let a horse very deeply penetrate him. So deeply, in fact, the guy died soon after.
Are you joking that's insane
@@fearless_cloud Actually, Mr. Hands was the horse!
@@fearless_cloud there’s a video of it, watch it, it’s funny
It's a terrifying video. You can SEE the moment the horse pushes one thrust maniacally too far, and you realize the guy doesn't know it yet, but his intestines are pierced, and that's what he's going to die from.
@@DunmoresMovieMania - This is all extremely disgusting. Why is it even on Weekend Update?
I can watch the Eric and Donald Trump bits over and over. They're hilarious.
I apologize for Alabama. We gave you Jeff Sessions and now we are too afraid to show a movie and let people decide to go or not. See why Jeffy is so against people's rights? We created fucking imbecile and released him into the DC swamp. Make America Alabama Again!
Forgiven because you gave us Forrest Gump - Greenbo, Al - if that is a real place. And you Crimson Tide football team is cool. :)
it's going to be a shit movie.. even watson can't sell that. Your state is saving taxpayer money
Since when are movie theaters funded by taxpayer money?
At least you had that nice band!
Smiling Dog hkm
I think Michael genuinely enjoys the Laura Parsons' inteerviews. He always seems to have fun.
Kellyanne Conway, best bit!
Yeah...they have kinda put Conwoman out to pasture since 'alternative facts', 'bowling green massacre', 'buy Ivanka's products'.......
LOL LOL fake shoes!
But it didn't have her vampire teeth. None of the Kellyanne skits work without the vampire teeth.
... I was coincidentally eating dry cheerios while watching this. Don't know how I feel about that.
I don't eat Cheerios, I plant them in order to grow Doughnuts.
That reply completely delighted me. Does it work?
there actually good for your heart, as they clear your arteries, but it thing the joke is you give it to older babies to keep them busy.
Haha laughed so hard I hurt my throat rofl x
I was drinking a juice box don’t feel bad
I love how you can hear Che suffocating from laughter when the brothers enter
Eric's "tah" always gets me😂 and everything else
Vanessa cracks me up. She should do more characters.
That whole bit was great, but the best part is Conway kneeling on the desk at the end. That shit killed me.
they should ship that water to Flint Michigan
Michael Eyob And replace the existing pipes and switch back to Detroit water.
or maybe just ship the flint cops arresting ppl for talking at their own town hall out of the country.
Racist fucks
Robery Horrey huh? Who's racist?
Scarlett Says ship it where?
😁. When you look down at your privates and go "why I oughta 😨"
i'm actually transgender and this is factually accurate tbh
🤣🤣😂😅
Lol can relate 🤣
Can "the prank was murder." Be my senior quote
HAHAHAHAA!!! Kate Mckinnon at the end... Priceless.
That was Vanessa...
Rafael Jimeno he meant Kate as kellyanne on the desk at the very VERY end
Vanessa was funny too for sure. But what Kate did was epic
He just shotgunned the fucking Caprison LOL
Smiled throughout, then belly laugh at Kellyanne!
Hearing Che's laughs in the background makes even funnier
I love weekend update! Especially when Michael teases Collin
'...why i oughta...'
how is it that Vanessa Bayer is no longer on the show.
makes no sense.
now i'm craving Totino's pizza rolls...
Those Totinos bits were just random.
Mmmmm Kristen Stewart
colin is very good at feigning that terrified/astounding look when alex started eating cheerios
I literally just noticed Kate kneeling as Kellyanne on the desk lmfao
I love how they have her sitting in the desk at the end. One more quick laugh at Skeletor's "before photo"
The Eric Trump bit was so adorable and the Conway bit was straight fire.
The prank, was MURDER!!!
Looool, the ending with Kellyann Conway (Kate McKinnon) on the table 😂😂😂😂
Kate as KellyAnne Conway at the end texting, Hilarious!!
I think the funniest part was when Kate McKinnon was sitting on the news desk lol
LOL. Alabama creating a safe space from Disney movies.Triggered much!
Jstoney127 Wait, Conservatives can use Safe Spaces?
That's not fair!
Champsr0ck2247 Yeah, but they don't call them that. They call it church.
KingBonzo this is gold
Yea I legit live 15 minutes from the place
Unfortunately I live 20 minutes away from this drive in. Please don't think all of us people from Alabama are like them.
I love the skits with Donald jr and Eric Trump, haha
Colin's reaction to the Pro Bono joke was fucking hilarious.
The pro Bono joke was brilliant
hey that's multnomah falls in your profile pic, i live in multnomah county
"The prank was murder!" Destroys me every time
Eric got his dad's brains.
this is one of my favorite weekend updates, it’s just so well acted lol.
"The Prank was Murder!"
This episode of Weekend Update was on point. LOL
That U2 joke was gold.
Colin facepalming in frustration and defeat is adorbs!
Vanessa is just the most fun cast member they've ever had.
You can see the regret hit his face after he finishes chugging the capri sun.
Three years later, the Vancouver hotel is out of business.
Let's hope there is a pattern here.
I love how the character DT jr is nice to the character of Eric
Oh man Kellyanne Conway.... she never fails hahahahaha
I don’t get the joke there
@@dilekben - it was an oblique reference to a much-discussed photo that week in which Kellyanne Conway, one of Trump's favorite ass-kissers & lie-spreaders was casually perched shoeless on a sofa in the Oval Office. On and off throughout the episode they had Kate posed that way with no comment whatsoever on the fact that she was there. They just counted on people to get it.
@@tejaswoman thanks for the explanation! Appreciate it
I LOVE COLIN JOST
that pro bono joke was so bad it was good😂😂
I love it when Colin and Michael push their jokes even they are groaners.
Kellyanne at the end had me dead!
Raise your paw if you know that Colin Jost is a Harvard grad, with a degree in the history and literature of Russia and Britain.
I understand that in the beginning, on SNL, they shared an apartment because NYC rents are so high, so I think the fact taht they're good friends in real life makes it so much easier with their "back and forth" remarks.
It is awesome when even failed jokes play off so well.
Eric’s brother sure acts like a good parent
I've been watching SNL since it's inception. Still, at no point in Weekend Update at any time, IMHO, has the comedy of the side guests ever been as good as the presenter(s) and their material. It is always a step down from what precedes it. I understand that fellow members can work out new characters during the news bit and chew up some time but this usually becomes an anchor to the flow of the best news-based comedy bit ever made. The lone exception to this rule, again IMHO, is Bill Hader's 'Stefon'.
You're right
i do really enjoy how the weekend update guys keep trying so hard and the crowd is giving them nothing. week after week they go for the harsh jokes. it great!
6:15 I like that character and Kate McKinnon playing Kelly Anne Conway on the desk at the end.
That's really the only way to eat dry Cheerios unless you eat them one at a time (which is a great way to practice using chopsticks.)
I love how o
in the end (mini spoiler alert!) Kellyanne is kneeling on the desk taking pics of them 😀
I love SNL's Eric Trump.
Kellyanne on the table LMAO
Kids really do tell it like it is.😭😂
THAT WHOLE THING WAS SO FUNNY OMG
This weekend update absolutely killed it! Keep up the good work SNL! The conway gag was the best.
Kate McKinnon doing the Conway knee on the desk is pure subtle gold ^_^
People don't give him enough credit, but Mikey Day is really the backbone of the cast.
"Pro-Bono." HA! I really had to laugh at this. Sorry.
"...is working pro-Bono (hand to the face)" SO GOOD
i agree, I've lived in alabama my whole life. you couldn't be more correct.
Laura Parsons kills me every time
Man I love all the new SNLers, maybe not the best, but still pretty damn funny! Eric and Donald Jr hilarious!
"Pro Bono" has me dead
McKinnon at the end kneeling on the table = Brilliant!
I love the news casters of tomorrow sketch with Laura Parsons! it's so funny
alex is great as eric!!!!
colin jost actually does stand up comedy on the side.i saw him on gotham comedy hour
I like him and especially when Miss Lesley Jones works him over!....
Steve Mandl how was he?
“You might want to Google it, before nana gets raped!” Lol I died
"Why I outta" is a surprising accurate description of dysphoria.