Thanks for watching guys! Let us know in the comments of you like the new Cult of the Lamb update and get a place in my next video! (No slavery this time.. well.. maybe just a tiny bit)
@@joannabevan5456 Both are as bad as each other we all know that they have made the lambs go extinct and the one who waits is to blame too because of his prophecy to make them fear him even while he was imprisoned and he let it happen to all of them.
A few gods had kids with they're siblings Like Kronos/Cronos marrying his sister who I forgot her name off Zeus having kid(s) with his sisters Hara and Demeter And also some more incest in greek mythology Gaia and Uranus (idk if they count as mother and son but im just going to assume that they are)
@@ILikeToEatCards no it's after you beat the one who waits, after beating the mini bosses you can defeat the bishops that are stuck in between life and death (ps: it's after story)
6:56 Something really bad happened to me too once where i fell asleep mid game and when i woke up it said connect your controller and when i did some of my followers were gone even the ones you only get once andmy faith was low and high hunger but luckily the important ones were dead cause of hunger so i was able to resurrect them I put soooo many hours in my save file its almost 100% complete and i also have the blood moon ritual stuff (the halloween limited stuff will probably return anyway every year) but yeah luckily i was able to save my save file from complete disaster
Turn as many of those bed to the red ones so you don’t have to keep on fixing them. That’s one of the first things I started doing early because it’s tedious to keep fixing them regardless if you have the missionaries
I really liked this video because I got to see what the game was like, without going so in-depth with the games mechanics and some of the plot intricacies that it isn’t ruined for me, as I plan to play this game
It's cause of power inbalancy in a Cult. You can drxg your followers, kill them etc. It's not very "consent" for having sxx. It's canon that the Lamb likes to watch, thought. Ans we may be able to do it with The Goat on the next update!
What this isnt normal i think im pretty sure you can only have white eggs or golden eggs which can give you follower forms Now theres the option you have a bug (the game has alot of bugs, atleast for me im playing on switch) or you are the first person to discover something so ultra rare
The disappointment of not being able to make baby with narinder Like why Narinder should be only one that you’re allowed to make baby with it only make sense
Reason I got the game- To have babies with Narinder The game- "No" Me- "Is there a mod?" Mods- "Uhhhhh- no-: Me- "Than what is there to offer?!" Game- "LoOoOoOoRe." Me- "Fiiiiiiiiiiiine." *Hours into the last bits of the game* "I only have one piece of lore! I WAS PROMISED LORE!" Summary, the game is pissing me up. But I want to has babies with Narinder....
I want to see a child of all the folowers all into one with all of the children being from nariender(idk i forgor his name) and he will give life to every kid and they will be one from every folower and then start to have the decendents of nariender have kids of echother until you haved mixed all there blood into one guy and then make that folower have one last kid with nariender(again) amd then marry it. I want to see the outcome since i dont have a pc to play the game :(
Bishop Gender Guide!! Leshy: Male, He/Him Heket: Female, She/Her Kallamar: Male, He/Him Shamura: Non-Binary, They/Them Noticed they weren’t using the right pronouns for them. Kinda surprised since all their pronouns are hard to miss in the text and in reviewing the editing footage and would’ve been a really simple fix/rewrite. And even if they weren’t sure, they could’ve check the official wiki to be safe Not really mad!! Just weirded out
i feel like evey animal crossing player who played this game made at least 1 follower based on one villager from animal crossing that and making garfield
Thanks for watching guys! Let us know in the comments of you like the new Cult of the Lamb update and get a place in my next video! (No slavery this time.. well.. maybe just a tiny bit)
HEKET IS FEMALE🤓🤓🤓
@@Idi0tperson1i looked at the wiki and it said heket is female never knew that
Who's the real villain in this game? The Bishops or the one who waits?
@@joannabevan5456 Both are as bad as each other we all know that they have made the lambs go extinct and the one who waits is to blame too because of his prophecy to make them fear him even while he was imprisoned and he let it happen to all of them.
"I realised I can't make a baby with narinder myself"
*Takes game off wishlist*
NAH U WANNA MAKE A CHILD WITH NARINDER!?
Real 😂, at least you can marry them I think
AHhHAEHEHEAHEHAEHhaeheahehaAEHHEhaehaHAEheaHEA
I gave him a maid dress at least,AND he loved it
"You can't make a child with Narinder yourself"
*Cries tears*
😢
15:23
"It should've been me, not him!
It's not fair!"
-yu-gi-yo
Imagine if you can breed the immortal trait on a follower
I was hoping that so much.. sad
It would attract the whole Crusader Kings fanbase if that were the case.
Incest would obviously follow
@@Dan-zc3ouI don’t know if anyone else does this but I have specific villagers I breed to make the best traits, and they are siblings.
Arent the immortal and *don't starve" Trait, unable to be bred and incest attempts instant failures with unique Reactions
@@milesedgeworth3667 you can’t breed parent and kid but you can breed siblings
15:15 this is where the actual video starts
Thanks this saved me a lot of time
Thank you! Jfc
ty
People should really start doing this to reduce screentime for these TH-camrs
Love you. Thanks!
Fun fact, Leshy translates as “Forestry” from Russian Folklore
Yep. Because he is a patron-spirit of the forest in mythology
Cool
Живу Лешим
Люблю Лешего
Короче Леший имба, с какими-то сказками ассоциируется
0:01
Greek Mythology: yes
I was doing a project on Greek Mythology and I decided to base it on Ares
It was a surprise when I found out he had kids with his sister 💀
A few gods had kids with they're siblings
Like Kronos/Cronos marrying his sister who I forgot her name off
Zeus having kid(s) with his sisters Hara and Demeter
And also some more incest in greek mythology
Gaia and Uranus (idk if they count as mother and son but im just going to assume that they are)
@@Minoka_kit Wow
@@-Minty_Bat-Really? That surprised you?
Cult of the lamb is cute but very dark i love it
Yup Its the best!
I really wanna play it
Ahh yes..............
I know darker
Yup
Did you know you can get the bishop followers when you beat them an second time?
I think if you beat every bishop then the one who waits you can get the bishop followers or you just need to kill the bosses a few times
@@ILikeToEatCards no it's after you beat the one who waits, after beating the mini bosses you can defeat the bishops that are stuck in between life and death (ps: it's after story)
thought they became witnesses?
6:56 Something really bad happened to me too once where i fell asleep mid game and when i woke up it said connect your controller and when i did some of my followers were gone even the ones you only get once andmy faith was low and high hunger but luckily the important ones were dead cause of hunger so i was able to resurrect them
I put soooo many hours in my save file its almost 100% complete and i also have the blood moon ritual stuff (the halloween limited stuff will probably return anyway every year) but yeah luckily i was able to save my save file from complete disaster
Ooof that really sucks, especially on such an advanved safe file! Resurrection is a literal life saver lol. Glad you could fix it!
@@DrMalbin yeah i was about to give up 🥲
My save file is like 98% rn
Also good luck with completing your save file!
"The rest of my kind is extinct so you're going to help repopulate"
😂
My torture of AI a tenya said that 😂
So in a nutshell: you made life with death
Isn’t that strange?
11:56 “-because he was freaking constantly stealing my stuff.”
The thief: *Dying happily knowing he stole from you*
This just in: The god of death makes life.
Cult of the lamb : make baby that’s made from god%
“But we need coins and we find thoughts through crusades” my first thought was,”or taxes”
Turn as many of those bed to the red ones so you don’t have to keep on fixing them. That’s one of the first things I started doing early because it’s tedious to keep fixing them regardless if you have the missionaries
Bro remade my Cult of the Lamb comfort ship lmfao
1:29 5:37 Everyone loves Smogi, he's chill
7:36 HOLY SHIT
I knew you were a Crusader King fan the first 5 seconds of the video before you said it.
I know you loves House of the Dragons
(Same tho)
I really liked this video because I got to see what the game was like, without going so in-depth with the games mechanics and some of the plot intricacies that it isn’t ruined for me, as I plan to play this game
0:24 a sacrificial lamp 💡
lol
lol
lol
lol
To shorten it, yes. Yes you can
3:06 WHAT IS ON THE BACKS OF THEIR HEADS
Tumors, duh /j
Iwas was thinking exactly the same. Have no idea lol
This video was awesome! I love your humor!
Thanks! I'm happy you like it!
next episode we married the granson if god of death...that mated with his son
And gain the 'inbred' perk 😂
@@DrMalbinplease no-
(Luckily theres a feature that makes sure no inbreeding)
@@basically_partytoadAnd yet there's no feature to have a child with the god of death 😐
@@user-uw9io4hl5g i mean you can make other followers have kids with the god of death😅
You can't, they patched it so no inbreeding is possible
Me: Oh, I can't wait to see the cute baby!
The baby:
Me: WTF IS THAT!?
16:41 what the f-
Malbin's videos about having a baby with a god and then marrying that baby makes me think that Zeus was also a TH-camr.
Uh... I don't know why this got recommended to Me but
*interesting* I would say
I was waiting for the second egg to hatch only to be named 'Shit' 😭😭
So the video finished, and I got an ad for a bible app.
It knows exactly what you need
@@DrMalbin This was funny, then I noticed you made the video. Now I find this hilarious.
"We clapped him hard" LMCOO WTF WAD THAT 😭😭😭😭
It's odd the game lets the lamb get married, but not breed with nariander. I mean, come on!
It's cause of power inbalancy in a Cult. You can drxg your followers, kill them etc. It's not very "consent" for having sxx.
It's canon that the Lamb likes to watch, thought. Ans we may be able to do it with The Goat on the next update!
Yo! I just got cult of the lamb and started to watch some people and i just found your channel and i absolotly love your videos!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE CANT MAKE OUUT WITH NARRINDER!!!!! DAMN YOU DEVS!!
Me after reading the title with my eyes shining : you sick bastard I’m in !
5:18 WAIT A SEC IS THIS ME, MALBIN? IM KNOWN PRETTY MUCH EVERYWHERE ONLINE AS TOXIC
1:38 why did I think he was gonna say “cook him alive”
YYYYYYEEEEEEE÷EEEEE
Just as sex update got released, you make a video. Curious.
What a eh, coincidence. Heh..
8:49 you could have just put him in jail 😭🙏
"wasabisoup" ahh yes, my favorite name
Bro made a god go up and down so his son could wiggle left and right on the dance floor ☠️☠️
I swear if that was leshy you bred Narinder with i would die laughing.
Thats actually such a great ideo lol shouldve thought of that before
@@DrMalbin to be honest. It sounds like something i would do to annoy people.
This is the material for obscene drawings right here
heket is the cutest boss in that game
I forgot he actually added sex lol
At 8:39 it's hilarious after a few seconds
im sure the other egg hatched did not grew up resentfull of it's brothers success and swore revenge
The age of the followers doesn't matter when they are resurrected they come back young so your followers can live forever if you want them to
Ohh thanks for pointing that out! I now finally understand lol
We need the Lamb to have kids. Nothing like reviving your own species using the Bishops 😂😂
it goes from sacrificial to murderous to lustful and in the end you do the do to the very end
Also I feel sad that a poor lamb is getting scarified in the first place
So, you do know that if you put a dissenter in prison, you can re-educate them into following the Lamb, right?
Yup! But why would you if you can kill 'em?!
@@DrMalbin save resources for a different ritual
I did the same thing and got a blue egg anyone know what that means?
I think the colors are random but not 100% sure
What this isnt normal i think im pretty sure you can only have white eggs or golden eggs which can give you follower forms
Now theres the option you have a bug (the game has alot of bugs, atleast for me im playing on switch) or you are the first person to discover something so ultra rare
@@DrMalbin no im pretty sure theres only white and gold which give you follower forms
@@basically_partytoadI hatched it and it turned into some blue one who waits but a ugly blue one
@@FnafWorldFan2 really weitd can you upload a picture in your community tab of it?
I still can’t believe they added a sex update 😭😭
I thought I was going insane hearing Sims build buy music in the background
I liked the part where the green british man got decimated
He was so friggin annoying
Ikr 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
16:24 yeah...yeaaaah relatable..get it?.. 😂
I’ve seen cult of the lamb, I’m a Christian- but I like it for some reason-
Been there done that
Same I’m a Christian but this game looks really fun
Not me thinking the Sims4 opened at random while watching this
haha whoops
"Jesus juice" love it.
9:50 heket is a girl, and shamura is nonbinary. Leshy, Kallamar and narinder are boys though. Sad i cant make eggs with Narinder. Not fair
(greek and roman Zeus pops in) " hey do you need me to help."
I love how the second baby was named "Unholy"
CotL is a trip.
Oh, Fijultre. You were my first follower and my most loyal one too. Forever rest in peace. Ok I’m going to sacrifice the newborn baby now
Ohh can you actually sacrifice those? Thatd be so brutal
I forgot Webber from DST was in this XD
"you cant breed whit narinder yourself"
oh there goes my friday plans
FINALLY WE NEED SAME UPDATE IN TEAM FORTRESS2
If EA games wont let sims players have babies with death, this game should do it instead, hopefully in a future update
It's weird he gives you a weapon right before expecting you to sacrifice yourself.
The disappointment of not being able to make baby with narinder
Like why
Narinder should be only one that you’re allowed to make baby with it only make sense
Agreed, the disappointment is immeasurable
And my day is ruined.@@DrMalbin
Reason I got the game- To have babies with Narinder
The game- "No"
Me- "Is there a mod?"
Mods- "Uhhhhh- no-:
Me- "Than what is there to offer?!"
Game- "LoOoOoOoRe."
Me- "Fiiiiiiiiiiiine." *Hours into the last bits of the game* "I only have one piece of lore! I WAS PROMISED LORE!"
Summary, the game is pissing me up. But I want to has babies with Narinder....
I JUST NOW FOUND THIS UPDATE AND IM TRYING TO BOOT UP MY SWITCH TO USE IT
the one on nintendo is kinda different but you did actually really really good😊
Bro forgot that he was naked but have a leaf on on the weird thing😂
9:38 not to me. not if it's her. she's beautiful
Lots of waiting
Congratulations on 'Lambert Jr.
someone needs to mod the update so the lamb can get it on with the former god of death
No way they added the sex update 💀
I thought the thing in the thumbnail is in the video.
THE TRUE FINAL BOSS
So one when I was playing with legos. Colt of the lamb Plush.
skip to 15:18 for the actual reason you clicken on the video. 🙄
"BATMAN, THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT SEX 🤣🤣🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀💀💀🤣"
I want to see a child of all the folowers all into one with all of the children being from nariender(idk i forgor his name) and he will give life to every kid and they will be one from every folower and then start to have the decendents of nariender have kids of echother until you haved mixed all there blood into one guy and then make that folower have one last kid with nariender(again) amd then marry it.
I want to see the outcome since i dont have a pc to play the game :(
That's awesome what system it's on
has anyone else catch he called Heket a male 😕
Bishop Gender Guide!!
Leshy: Male, He/Him
Heket: Female, She/Her
Kallamar: Male, He/Him
Shamura: Non-Binary, They/Them
Noticed they weren’t using the right pronouns for them. Kinda surprised since all their pronouns are hard to miss in the text and in reviewing the editing footage and would’ve been a really simple fix/rewrite. And even if they weren’t sure, they could’ve check the official wiki to be safe
Not really mad!! Just weirded out
Welcome to Murder drones
Pronouns are dumb
I thought leshy was a girl and heket was a boy first time I played
smogi : Wal, mart/bag
It's a game about a cult pronouns are the least of your worries while playing it.
Literally thought someone in my room was playing the sims had to pause the video 4 times 😭😭😭
😂 sorry I scared you
how can you find that game, I can not find it on my phone
i feel like evey animal crossing player who played this game made at least 1 follower based on one villager from animal crossing
that and making garfield
I only watched this for the cannibalism part and the game
Cult of the Malb the name is just the scrambled word lamb
How Percy's mom met Poseidon.
I'm not trying to flex But I defeated the 2 bosses In like minutes
New speed run 🥳🎉🥳🎉
its sinful editon?
Its the Sins of the Flesh update, the Senful pack is just a flavour pack with DLC, you dont need it to play the full game!
This is legit woah!!!!