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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ก.พ. 2025
- Hmmm Quality has been degraded for some reason...
Anyways 200 likes for next Bannerlord video
Mods used can be found on "Nexusmods.com" :
-Harmony
-ButterLib
-UIExtenderEX
-Mod Configuration Menu v5
-Artems Animations
-ExpandedArmouryBL
-HoldCourt
-NoBigSmiles
-Raise your Torch
-Small Talk
-Workshop Completed
-Xorberax's Legacy for v1.1.6
Impressive how much a simple camera mod makes a game appear more visually crisp and dynamic.
I swear it looks so much better
whats the cam mod you are talking about
i need it WHAT IS IT
Which mod?
@@ReverendVenerable Literally in the description
It’s reasons like this video that I usually chose the Battanian culture for my character, no matter who I side with. Their bonuses aren’t as great as the other factions, but that increased speed in forests is so useful for avoiding or hunting down annoying cavalry armies.
My current playthrough in a nutshell. If I can't beat them, out run them.
You can then add the scout perk that also increase move speed in the forest if your party is 75% foot soldiers. You'll be zooming with it.
The only way to play the game. Who the fuck doesn’t take the movement speed buff? Literally hands down the best buff in the game. Doesn’t matter who you side with or what you do in game. Still reigning best buff in the gain. Movement speed.
Lol, just started the game 1 month ago. Use the search feature! When in a tournment click the icon of the named ppl. Find out just how far ahead in skills these characters are. It is a lot futher than you think. Every skill is around the 100 mark.
I'll tell you more, guys, speed is the best stat in all games. You can have range and power, but if you are not fast enough, it can all be useless.
Tip for those fights, you want to win almost unwinnable in a defence, bottleneck a tower roof, the ai will single file up the stairs into 30-50 dudes swinging at him and you more or less turn into a blender.
This is the best Bannerlord edit gameplay I've ever seen. You just got another subscriber.
Subscribers*
4:30 dude had to take put his frustration on those bandits 🤣
Baron Ingalther: ...its been a while.
Few minutes later:
*loses head*
14:53 you and one of the few survivors of your cav confronting the breaking Vlandian scoundrels together here is a truly wholesome moment (your content with the memes and the epic battle music feels so high quality!!!!
There is a mod called captivity events which allows you to do a lot of things to your prisoners, strip them, torture them or lock them in a harem. In my nomadic playthrough my warlord had dozens of women in his harem with unknown number of children, truly following footsteps of Genghis khan lol
wat da faq hahaha thats sick, ill check it out for research purposes
CHOOSE! 2 weeks of torture or being locked in with a harem!?
When I was reading I did not really see how giving your prisoners a harem fit with torture but my momentary confusion cleared up as I kept reading.
@@TheHuffur Being locked in a harem i guess lol
It was most fun i had in bannerlord. All children were his legitimate children as the game doesn't have bastard children consept and his family page was so stupid with never ending children list. No wonder as soon as Genghis khan died his children began fighting each others and the empire collapsed😂
Honestly? A Harem. As horrid as it sounds, a Pleasure woman would at least, if nothing else, be fed and given shelter, plus the chance of liberation. The Torture is likely to lead to lifelong disfigurement (assuming I'm allowed to live)@@TheHuffur
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The editing and sound effects are god tier! Amazing. Laughed the whole way through
6:17 you basically joined a huge battle to aid the Sturgians against Vlandians as just yourself, the way you rode with the cavalry together in unison and how you impacted the battle picking off both ranged archers (easy targets) and dangerous Vlandian knights, the 1st person view really let us follow you on these battles. IT felt even more real than battles where u command your own units with all the commands and icons, this battle just now felt really authentic, thank you so much 🔥
1) Be Battanian.
2) Find place with forests
3) (optional) Hire 370 Battanian Fian Champions
4) Profit.
Ah I remember my first play through. I married lucon's daughter and joined the northern empire. A war started and I beat all my opponents, saved a butt ton of people and helped in sieges and in return I got bloody 3 castles and two cities to protect. The northern empire started fights with damn near everyone and I lost everything, I was prisoner for 8 days in my own bloody city.
While I stuck my neck out and saved every northern lord lucon abandoned me and then dared making peace.
I pulled a John Marston and went after my old boss and every other fucker who wronged me. I declared war on half the damn map.
After a 2 year war, I had executed lucon and 10s of lords from every empire and took back my amprela. Then I lost a siege against 1000 men and that's that.
the true empire playthrough
average northen empire gameplay
Tbh it sounds like the best fucking movie plot ever (or a mediaval story game) If someone actually made a script from this, it would be the next game of fucking thrones
Seems u had lots of fun. We dont need to conquer all of Calradia to consider a playthrough over. U had a start ,a storm of a action and a fitting finale.
My dudes you did yourself dirty you don't execute till you have the entire bloodline
1:08 such an accurate representation of every new players first town experience
Finally someone is showing the darker side of bannerlord..
No need to show it off. It immediately is apparent when you start the game on your end tier gaming rig with low settings and the game immediately shits itself.
@@Mayhzonis your end tier gaming rig from like 2007? Because I run it on max settings on my mid ≈2018-ish hardware and it is smooth as butter, except for the really big battles, and only amidst the hundreds of troops fighting
@@alcedob.5850
Nice try, but I have the beta myself. My rig has got 2 years on yours, late 2020. Settings not even close to max and the game is unplayable. Drivers all up to date, etc.
The game is just a mess in the optimization department, performance is all kinds of wild. Bugs galore, too. No need to argue over it.
@@Mayhzon My outdated gtx 1060 6gb and i5 9600K is doing fine on 1000 men battles (almost highest settings) 60 fps x) Something must be wrong with ur settings. But yes, it's bugged af
@@Mayhzon My pc is not high tier at all and i can run this game just fine on high settings in 1080p
By far the best bannerlord video I’ve seen lol . Definitely captured the reality of this game in a funny way! Earned a new sub !
For over 500+ hours of gameplay I had, I enjoyed 2 types of gameplay with 2 totally different sets that completely changes how the game plays out.
Both are super fun and enjoyable, it actually depends on my mood which set I want to play.
1-Realistic Set:
RBM(Realistic Battle Mod)
ADS(Armor Does Something)
Better Pikes
Cinematic Combat
Improved Executions
Xorberax
Calradian Patrols,
Improved Garrisons
Dynamic Troop Equipment System
+ Optional... Bannerlord Levies + Adonnay's Troop Changer + Mylittle Warband
What this set does? Turns the game into a very realistic slow paced tactical combat. Acquiring elite troops is waay harder. And Elite troops won't die quickly. Your armor is not paper anymore. Arrows can bounce on ricochet angles or without enough penetration. Slices cannot cut through mail armor if their speed and swing cut dmg is not enough. Bouncing stun mechanic...
Pikes and infantry are deadly... Defending castles are strategic and assaulting is waay deadlier.
Units do not magically acquire super quality armor and armor can be looted by troops.
Most importantly your trained super armored knights won't be killed instantly by 10 peasants surrounding them. Just like Warband even if weapons penetrate they will tickle mostly if you are high tier armored from head to toe.
Bannerlord Levies makes it like more Feudal. Not everyone is a knight on the field. Most of the units will be levies and militia forces with mostly lightly armored.
2-Arcade Set:
Take Both (Make sure AI also gets)
Useful Companions
Unlimited CAP + Wealthy Workshops (you'll need it)
Heal on Kill (Make sure everyone benefits)
Skills Matter
Faster Movement
Bodyguards
Xorberax
+ Optional... Bannerlord Levies + Adonnay's Troop Changer + Mylittle Warband
What this set does? Well it's arcade fun set. But makes the game super challanging as well as fast-paced. You can be instantly downed but if you get hit now there is a chance you keep fighting as long as you kill. Killing is rewarding. Your elite troops are usually stands to the last. Your bodyguards and you can do last stands basically.
Skills matter increases every skills, if you lower your shield you can instantly get 3 arrows to the head, early arena grind is harder since AI units with 100-200 stats gonna obliterate you. Makes the early game longer with bandit and looter grinds until you can go on par with AI units.
I saw 2k-3k-4k armies sticking together while you can make 400-500 standing army of your own. That's why unlimited cap and workshops mod is needed. There is no money method in game that can sustain these type of huge standing armies with high tiers all around. AI can sustain with cheats... Also no matter what elite troops you may have, you will never be able to defeat 2k-3k stacks with your 300-500 elite troops so somewhat realistic/consistent on its own.
You can use ADS + Bannerlord Levies enables you to have feudal style armies and knights being literally Arthur Dayne slicing and dicing levies like butter with their eyes closed while healing unlimitedly while taking 0 dmg but it breaks the game, knights being immortals. So I avoid using ADS, but taking Heal on Kill. Which is more suitable for arcade. You are rewarded for 1v1's. You are punished when 1v10+ where they can surround you and 0 your hp bar since the dmg received will be bigger than the healing from dmg output + kills. You can rebalance from mod menu as you wish.
I think both set is unique. Both set has their own pros and cons. Currently I enjoy arcade style. Because fights are fun, you don't die instantly, you can be like hero units, it's faster not boring, more challanging since AI also will utilize what you utilize. Expect to go 1:2 , 1:3, 1:4 almost all the times so you'll need your companions' party supporting you.
Damn... Thanks for sharing, although I dont use mods on my current playthrough, bcuz of the 15gb update
@@DeBunny00 Cheers mate. It just increased the longevity of the game for me. 200+ hours and I was done with the vanilla game normally if not for the mods.
I didn't mention but I also use Arena Overhaul (for Arena mod. It allows you to join in as a team up to 16 teammates that you choose. Up to 8x16 maximum competitors on the field), Diplomacy, Better Time, Governors Handle Issues and Minor Faction Recruits and so on as standard.
Wish I had time to share my gameplays and make awesome edits just like you.
Someone either doesnt know what overburden is or this is a great "A" selftrolling your campaign.
Edit: Damn i didnt expect there were even more ppl that didnt knew that mechanic , my guess is they never used the ^ symbol to expand their sidebar(down right corner) and see the other half of their party information including the PARTY SPEED and all the stuff that effect it.
Im pretty sure there are videos with all the basics cuz the game itself doesnt really show/tell you much on its own.
grade A
the ones where you get recaptured after escaping have nothing to do with that and i hate that you are just super slow cause your low moral after being captured
@@finneich5105 thats bullshit, you got still horses in your inventory that slow you down, throw them out and your back at 7 speed, faster then anyone
@@finneich5105bruh morale barely changes speed. You obv don’t play the game much
@@finneich5105 if you hover over the movement speed you will see that the biggest penalty for movement speed after escaping is the "herd" debuff. that happens if you have to many animals in your party compared to how many men you have. you can either drop 2 horses or recruit 2 units and you easily outrun every lord in this game.
that certain speech you inserted made me subscribe
Hell yeah
"Revenge is a luxury we can't afford"
Not this time
Revenge is the only luxury even a penniless man can afford.
dude literally getting pinned down and fucked by life while his brother is living a dream
We all feel identified with this video
How does bro have 0 movement speed
No horse
@@enricogherardi1574 can't he just walk???
@@gabrielsarbu162 yes sure he can walk ,but the horse makes him go faster
No horse and heavy armour lmao
No horse, heavy armor, overburdened, prob has way too much herd, injured soldiers, etc
Only way you can peacefully take a settlement is steal it from a rebel town.
But shortly after taking it every AI decides he/she is weak, lets take it. I have one play through saved where I have 2 million in coinage and I have a 1k-ish army attack me every minute and 30 seconds-ish. (only one town, no friends of any kind because I took the town early in game play and had only clan t-2.) Prior to all the gains from chain fighting lol. At the time I just gave up and saved I was clan t-5.
That edit and composition man... Fascinating... Insane
honestly one of the funniest things ive seen in a while. Great editing
Man, you deserve way, WAY more subs. I was in tears all the way 😂
God tier edit, you earned a sub my friend
You had a lot more patience with those escapes than I ever could. After the second one I would've dropkicked my PC.
never seen that kind of editing and I love it keep it up
Man, your videos is foocking great, im watching it second time
keep it up
Dude, you nailed it with the editing !!!
dude i only just got into bannerlord just now somehow and have been scouring for content and you by far have the best. been cracking up through this whole video and im 4 minutes in. i tip my hat to you good sir.. or i mean lord XD
p.s. sturgia for life
this is got to be the best bannerlord edit, well done man!
2:18 me every playthrough trying to start a kingdom
I´m laughing on the outside, but crying on the inside because I feel the pain.
Man I don't know you, never seen your channel, but I freaking loved the video. One of the most pleasant edits I've seen in a while! :D
your videos are so funny that i accidentally deleted my character in bannerlord
This is the first video of yours that I have seen and I just subbed to your channel. That was so funny, but also..... I know your pain XD
9:13 "IM CAHMING FOR YEU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ooh, kinky! 🙃
this is hands down one of the best bannerlord videos ive seen lmao. bravo, and i feel your pain
I have a game that I have been playing for on and off for the last like 6 months and my character is Sturgian but fights for the Vlandians. I led battle after battle, war after after, army after army to take the land of Sturgia, I control all of that land and then some. I pushed so far through Sturgian land that I ended up fighting the Kuzhaits, I then had to run back to fight the battanians for 5 long bloody wars over the course of 7 in game years. I'm known as death to my enemies. First through the breaches, first up the ladders, first through the gates, as soon I get on the walls the AI starts running. I recently fought a battle against an army of 1200 troops with my army of 800, but the balance of power was in my favor. I killed almost 300 men on both horse back and on foot with my axes.
But I have been at war with almost every kingdom for the last like 15 in game years it's not even funny. I haven't been back to see my character's family in over 11 years. He has a daughter and wife that he really wants to see, but if he goes home, the kingdom will be left in turmoil with no general to lead armies into battle. The sacrifices one makes to protect both his kingdom and his family.
subscribed. I appriciate your commitment to the game and the editing is funny 👍
Hahaha hey man, just discovered your channel and i'm so glad I did. Really enjoyed the vid, thank you so much for the much needed laughs
Awesome work, I thoroughly enjoy that 👍
bro these edits are amazing and extremely entertaining good job my guy.
I'm glad your brother is having such a nice time! Don't forget who you're fighting for lol
No Big Smiles?!?! the mod i never knew i needed bless you algorithm for finding this channel
the way he caps those horses. geezuz. axes are outrageous in this game
this is just perfect !!! godly video, my man
How have you only got 900 subs? Best bannerlord content I’ve ever seen.
«Man im going to brake my comput- is funny
You: "Foolish attackers! My warriors count as 10 of yours!"
Vlandians: "Bet"
those swings cleaving your enemies with that axe is just so beautiful
My brother in arms, you earned a sub. Thanks for the laughs!
The thumbnail made me reflexively yell out "FOR VLANDIA!"
Awesome video dude you're my new favourite youtuber 👍🏻
that was quality, my edits are gonne be different now that i watched this video well done
I love the comedic value of this video, dark as it is in places.
YES YES. FINALLY SOMEONE IN MY SITUATION. 2400 VLADIANS VS MY 300 BATTANIANS. I'M GOING INSANE OVER HERE TRYING TO DEFEND MY ONLY FUCKING CASTLE
"Mastah Anakin, they are too many of 'hem! What are we going to do?"
Respect for not abandoning the save
Im on Iron man mode, there is no such thing as SAVE!!
@@DeBunny00 then, just WOW!
And under save I've meant the character
Just empty your bag man, then fly with 7.0 speed
hes probably got 200 horses instead of 2
@@Gargatul0th lmao or post battle movement penalty, or lack of on foot movement speed
@@domgazy592 except he doesnt have the post battle movement icon for most of these
Someone Tell him , when he escaped he has 3 Horses so you have a "Herde" Debuff thats slows you . Release 2 Horses and you are speedy as fuck no one can catch u .
When starting out, we all go a little mad
I had fun watching this, I could not just stop laughing. This is pure comedy, perfection.
4:51 had me cackling, my god
Bro Fr tho ur videos are actual jokes keep it up Brodie surprised u only have 600 subs
The editing is so great 😂
The best bannerlord series right here
That ending struck a chord with me. Did a Western Empire playthrough, until my clan was powerful enough to govern two holds and a few castles, as well as married to the niece of the faction leader. We became one of the two dominant powers, but the Aserai had expanded until they owned half of the southern region of the continent. The faction leader called for us to counter their aggressive expansion. We fought three wars in the name of haulting them, and after losing the first two, something snapped in my character's head. He donned an executioners helm, even in battle, and executed any and all Aserai leaders he captured. No quarter. Slowly, the Aserai's northern holdings fell with no nobility to lead their armies. If Gaius would not do what was necessary to stamp out the Aserai curs, then I would.
HAHAHHAHA I LOVE THIS VIDEO LAUGHED SO LOUD AT THE JON SNOW CLIP😂😂 I SUB
I feel this pain on many levels. This was awesome!
Bro hit a Nope fast as fuck when he seen that army of 586. 😂😂😂
im 5 minutes in and i already laughed my ass off. whatever happens in the next 12 min - great video my guy
While every lord rides king’s steed this mf coming in on a mclaren
This is honestly my mental state right now. Hands down best video ive seen on mount&blade
Very polished and well put together story.
2:18 as a proud Sturgian. I agree
honestly one of the greatest bannerlord videos ive ever seen
This video made my day!
This is without a doubt the funniest bannerlord video I've watched
My last play through was right after reading Blood Meridian, I named my character Glanton and kept my party around thirty members. Fought bandits and got a mercenary contract for the red guys and then somehow got two castles and wound up in a huge amount of debt because my main income was raiding bandits and other factions we were at war with. To fix it I left the faction and attacked their caravans as payback and wound up fighting every faction in the world except the desert one. Most fun I’ve had in a while.
Ah yes, late game bannerlord. A.K.A literal hell
Literally yesterday I attacked a rebel town with 280 Khan's Guards. I could have taken it all on my own with no problems, but the AI thought that it was a good idea to come with over 3000 troops to help me attack a town with ~250 defenders.......
Perfectly captured M+B experience
subbed, not gonna lies you're exactly much better than Simo and Koifish from Mount and Blades Warband TH-camrs
Tactics... your sturgia. Use shieldwall at maximum range until they run out of ammo. Square formation to absorb the cavalry charge. 2 squares minimum is good because you can flank on advance before you charge. And SPREAD OUT YOUR ARCHERS! Use cavalry to support the infantry, don't charge until there lines are disbursed.
best edit ive seen yet.
Omfg, this vid is the best vid in YT, I really love it.
truly a cinematic masterpiece
This is actually one of the funniest videos I've seen in a long time. Reminds me of a Stimpee video but in Bannerlord.
I didn’t know how to search it, but this is exactly the content i was looking for
bro this was so funny when you kept getting captured over and over haha
bro is the definition of "i like the odds" when the odds are most def not in your favor lmao mad respect
The mighty horse cavalry shall never fail me (till it does)
11:35 “THIS IS WHERE WE FIGHT, THIS IS WHERE WE DIE!” 😂😂😂
I havent laughed this much in a long time, thanks bro
😂 I woke up to hella negative phone calls....put this on and my cheek ls hurt. Thank you buddy
some top notch editing :D
Any lord that approaches me after I just escaped captivity gets put on a list. This list ruins relations