Breaking Total War Rome 2 With Unlimited Tax But The Plebs Love Me

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  • @AlextheRambler
    @AlextheRambler  5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    *Religion and wine - the key to massive taxes!*

    • @ryanlorenzo5003
      @ryanlorenzo5003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Opress Plebs Lavishly" Message from the Senate of Rome.

    • @sannatapaninaho1390
      @sannatapaninaho1390 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love White People.

    • @princevanhegen2574
      @princevanhegen2574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why are you gay?

    • @Time_Wasting_Goose
      @Time_Wasting_Goose 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      There litteraly is a mod that gives you a sh*t ton of growth and puplic order if you set taxes to the maximum. You're rich if you have at least 3 settlements! If you got a whole province you can issue the edict that gives +15% income from your taxes! And there are even more ways to increase your tax income! All with the press of a button! Total War Rome 2 is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits. Except a sh%t ton of exploits and most importantly mods!

    • @brandonconkey2591
      @brandonconkey2591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can you do NNN?

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    When u tax your people 100% so when they start rebelling u can give them some cake

  • @lonelypotato3001
    @lonelypotato3001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    "They don't have to be hairline related"
    *puts away 101 Alex the Rambler hairline joke book*

  • @justthadaniel4412
    @justthadaniel4412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Alex: corrects his hair
    Everyone: what hair alex

  • @yusefhosny1214
    @yusefhosny1214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Alex's hairline looks like berlin right before it got encircled

  • @TheFancyRoman
    @TheFancyRoman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "The Plebs Love Me"
    Oi! We might not be the best educated or the best-knowing but I'll be damned if ya call us plebs and don't you try and win us over with some religion and wine!

  • @Kana-oh6pd
    @Kana-oh6pd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “I’m going to tax my citizens and they’re gonna like it!” , where have I heard that one before...

  • @zhugeliang3473
    @zhugeliang3473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Alex's hairline is like the Byzantine empire falling

  • @engleberteverything421
    @engleberteverything421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Alex's mustache is almost as long as his hairline is visible.

    • @DonJqz
      @DonJqz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Facts

    • @lamps8883
      @lamps8883 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s not very nice

  • @ShortT-RexLikeArms
    @ShortT-RexLikeArms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Baldness is generally related with facial hair higher density, Alex again will show himself to be the exception to the rule.

  • @mikab631
    @mikab631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "I just give them religion and they love me!"
    Karl Marx warned us about this

    • @delasee1383
      @delasee1383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, he just wanted to replace normal religion with state religion. And the Soviet populace did drink a lot near the end... so Alex is the Gorbachev of Rome?

  • @ZsomborPatik
    @ZsomborPatik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Things that dont exist:
    - Denmark
    - a round globe(its obviously flat)
    - comment section without hairline jokes
    - A competent italian general

    • @hubertduck9177
      @hubertduck9177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Marius Ghican the joke flew right over your head

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    0:22, what about no nut November?

  • @lazarcow8955
    @lazarcow8955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    “Religion and Wine- The key to Alex’s hairline!

  • @KFlave
    @KFlave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Guys we need to mass upvote a comment telling Alex how much we love him and his videos

  • @robertward2655
    @robertward2655 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like Alex's hair. I also like the bit where he patted the tuft. One camera shot later, tuft is back. He is a handsome boi.

  • @eden4279
    @eden4279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    They're too scared you'll steal their hair

  • @johnmonkelennon3900
    @johnmonkelennon3900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rome at one point retreated from all sides, like Alex hair

  • @robertward2655
    @robertward2655 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rome and Italia : these taxes are outrageous, maybe one could even say extortionate! I mean, what did Alex do for us?
    Emperor Alex : *exists
    R&I : Well he did get that trade deal. I suppose he did conquer our region and unite us......and build all these temples. And his generals are quite nice, they killed the Carthaginians. *dies of hunger

  • @vezja
    @vezja 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Spiffing brit, is that you?

  • @spohrkss8054
    @spohrkss8054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m loving the amount of uploads you’re doing at the moment

  • @josh-kg1rb
    @josh-kg1rb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The plebs are gonna steal your stuff but not your hair as it doesn't exist

  • @lucascarriere1347
    @lucascarriere1347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Top 10 anime deaths
    Alex's hairline

  • @WookieChef
    @WookieChef 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    RIP my headphones at the end there with the outro. Christ Alex. Still love you though.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    We don’t have taxes here, we’re the world’s only tax free country

    • @jarskil8862
      @jarskil8862 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow! It must be pure utopia in there

  • @philipkoch8106
    @philipkoch8106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Alexes hairline is like rome in 360 A.D. collapsing

  • @memer2525
    @memer2525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:06 *F* for the pour hairline

  • @NightShadow_digitalphotography
    @NightShadow_digitalphotography ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3.8k likes. C’mon guys! 200 more!!!

  • @stephenlloyd3720
    @stephenlloyd3720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That hair line is retreating faster than the Germans after D-Day

  • @avery42069
    @avery42069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ramler Rambeler Alex thee rambler ramb boon

  • @latifakay0320
    @latifakay0320 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know but you deserve more view. You have more than 300.000 subs. And im improving my English thanks to you. YA BOY ALEX THE RAMBLER.

  • @BSGWismut
    @BSGWismut 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alexes Hairline is like the german airforce 1945: non exsisting

  • @TheCreepercrusader
    @TheCreepercrusader 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Its the return of the BOI!!!!!

  • @Canada1994
    @Canada1994 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video proves that the "Bread and Circuses" argument works

  • @leifsolbrig332
    @leifsolbrig332 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    such a gamer, 10 seconds into the video and i already like you

  • @Meh_its_funny
    @Meh_its_funny 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alex the Rambler's hair was putting it's hands up to surrender at the beginning.

  • @tgg4716
    @tgg4716 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alex is in a halloween dress. Hes dressed up as a competent gamer.

  • @ethanodell8044
    @ethanodell8044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ThEy DoN'T nEeD tO bE hAiRlInE rElAtEd

  • @cameronwhorf9546
    @cameronwhorf9546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love Rome 2, and total war to begin with...

  • @ImStevan
    @ImStevan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nobody:
    Alex: Rabler's Comment Corner is back

  • @anikingamers
    @anikingamers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Taxing everything. You can tell he's a brit

  • @pictpixie5523
    @pictpixie5523 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've been doing it wrong all that time! I usually go for a huge amount of citizens paying low taxes so I can get growth = new building slots

  • @chrisdragon7956
    @chrisdragon7956 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    i was crying watching this 😂😂 good video mate

  • @cameronwhorf9546
    @cameronwhorf9546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Make this a series!

  • @patwhite3095
    @patwhite3095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Opinion on tommy Kay’s hairline

  • @oliverthomas-couch
    @oliverthomas-couch 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm sorry rambler but I had to make a hairline joke. Alex has started Movember so the hair on his face takes the attention from the lack of hair on his head

  • @snazzybro6799
    @snazzybro6799 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    A man who has no hair on his head, wants to have hair on his upper lip. Have a fun Movember, Alex

  • @usode9476
    @usode9476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Looks like total war came back, but Alex's hairline didn't

  • @denjerw987
    @denjerw987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Psl continue that awesome game also you are great youtuber

  • @Saygex45
    @Saygex45 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alex's mustache is basically all of the grass located in the Sahara Desert.

  • @lnelson2753
    @lnelson2753 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The romans gave Alex so much money cause they love the moustache

  • @dutch__
    @dutch__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That Mustache tho! It's to dangerous to be alive!

  • @georgegeary2783
    @georgegeary2783 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alex's hairlines like the Maginot strong in the center but failing on the flanks

  • @emperorkarl1933
    @emperorkarl1933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Everyone loves you Alex. ;)

  • @jahbama6202
    @jahbama6202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you had done NNN then I would’ve given you my life savings

  • @arulshankarum2512
    @arulshankarum2512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i love you alex.. btw do some vids on planet zoo when it comes out

    • @AlextheRambler
      @AlextheRambler  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I uploaded a video on it last month, no-one really watched it

    • @arulshankarum2512
      @arulshankarum2512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AlextheRambler lol i did.. btw u gotta understand that, there are a lot of ppl like me, who watch ur videos only for u.. I'm not a big fan of total war..but i still clicked on this video just for u mate.. honestly u r doing a great work..just keep it up..one day you'll get much bigger and better

  • @-Faris-
    @-Faris- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A british grand-strategy youtuber exploits a game. *Wait this isn’t TheSpiffingBrit*

  • @darcylim6037
    @darcylim6037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He he Alex what happened to the right side of ur hair? He he he

    • @darcylim6037
      @darcylim6037 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      If only his hair would grow like his moustache

  • @DonJqz
    @DonJqz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Alex your hairline is so sophisticated and rambiculous, that any peasant will bypass the fact that you tax them more than they can afford just because of your hairline

  • @IquonYT
    @IquonYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Oh no, Alex wants to torture himself again. We all know most comments now will be hairline jokes again ^^‘

  • @mustardorb8867
    @mustardorb8867 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    love your vids man hope you are doing well! (:

  • @Gogglesboy
    @Gogglesboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Alex does a rome2 video the day after I get it? Coincidence? I think not, this can only mean I’m actually Alex the Rambler!

  • @carlmetaltaku3150
    @carlmetaltaku3150 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Worning the endcard is pure earrape!!

  • @TobuscusGameing
    @TobuscusGameing 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alex growing hair is a new one

  • @ottovonbismarckboi9112
    @ottovonbismarckboi9112 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you Alex very nice

  • @yalyash
    @yalyash 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Say ramblers comment corner 3 times for ramblers comment corner

    • @yalyash
      @yalyash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RAMBLERS COMMENT CORNER

    • @yalyash
      @yalyash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RAMBLER COMMENT CORNER

  • @narekhakobyan529
    @narekhakobyan529 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alex- they don’t need to be about hairlines
    The chat - jajsusvshdhs s hairline shudbdvd!!

  • @dahmerbomber6667
    @dahmerbomber6667 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    You should have done Oh My Giddy Aunt for Halloween.

  • @ceself
    @ceself 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I Enjoyed This Video Mr Alex The Rambler

  • @Fordo007
    @Fordo007 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    High taxes and food shortages... I feel I've seen this before...

  • @pgmpgm8229
    @pgmpgm8229 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    YOUR HAIRLINE IS LIKE FRANCE IN 1942 IT EXISTS BUT NOT QUITE

  • @ThatShirOwO
    @ThatShirOwO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thats a lot of taxes. How about some more!

  • @silasnielsen4193
    @silasnielsen4193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Alex has more beard hair then he has on is his head

  • @LabreezyFam
    @LabreezyFam 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    As the leader of the Latin Libertarian League. I AM OUTRAGED!!!

  • @muratazatagace4725
    @muratazatagace4725 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alex: doesn't like hairline jokes
    His hairline:Dude I'm made for hairline jokes

  • @cyberavenger8668
    @cyberavenger8668 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    What? No Nut November is the only challenge in November......

  • @khaledalhamdan2627
    @khaledalhamdan2627 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice. More total war please

  • @AbdullahAlhedethe
    @AbdullahAlhedethe 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    MORE TOTAL WAR!!!!

  • @RedGreekWolf
    @RedGreekWolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alex's hairline disappears faster than the Roman Empire collapsed

  • @corbinlerahl9521
    @corbinlerahl9521 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alex fails as Carthage
    AI wins does good as Carthage
    Well it’s happened again

  • @TannerRawlings
    @TannerRawlings 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's a thin line to walk between max taxing and infuriating the population, as thin as Alex's hairline

  • @DarthSmartious
    @DarthSmartious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that hairline is higher than people in peru

  • @ShiningLight
    @ShiningLight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    United (H)airlines

  • @tomthecat9546
    @tomthecat9546 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think hairline jokes are too offensive for ramblers comment corner since you cant really call *that* a hairline.

  • @superdrive986
    @superdrive986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    **insert hairline joke here**

  • @iamplay797
    @iamplay797 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    ahh the memories...it reminds me of when you were the greatest total war player in the world
    😋

  • @FunkyMonkeyI
    @FunkyMonkeyI 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alex the Hands Rambler.

  • @bomba1905
    @bomba1905 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would make a joke about Alex's hairline, but it already is one.

  • @andenfighter0078
    @andenfighter0078 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rip that outro reminded me of this minecraft songs guy

  • @iamplay797
    @iamplay797 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    cool alex total war! 😏

  • @cosmickitty3009
    @cosmickitty3009 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    What's the best flavor of chicken?? Dead chicken.

  • @nalanala5037
    @nalanala5037 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know what to say
    There'll be a tax for that

  • @irishaodhan2
    @irishaodhan2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Was anyone else taken a back by how loud his outro was?

  • @englishtea6490
    @englishtea6490 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    At least I can sleep in comfort knowing Alex’s hairline is worse then mine

  • @jameshamlyn2177
    @jameshamlyn2177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Alex: I'm not terrible
    Literally everyone: *Doubt*

  • @user-gt1oz9mw2l
    @user-gt1oz9mw2l 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can u beat the game as Carthage on Legendary?

  • @hobbes9433
    @hobbes9433 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    the base tax rate in Belgium is more than 45% and can go up to 60% we are getting treated worse than plebs in the roman empire...

  • @cole2504
    @cole2504 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Give me the custody of our son back

  • @firebeast6549
    @firebeast6549 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes

  • @blue_siberianhuskycuteness7957
    @blue_siberianhuskycuteness7957 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    What are the steps for this exploit ?