Breaking Total War Rome 2 By Making An Army That Can't Die

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  • @AlextheRambler
    @AlextheRambler  5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    *TH-cam comments, GIVE ME BACK MY HAIRLINE - Alex the Rambler AD 9
    *

    • @ultrafresh5438
      @ultrafresh5438 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I LIKE IT :D

    • @torrestrezeguet9742
      @torrestrezeguet9742 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are not funny

    • @ultrafresh5438
      @ultrafresh5438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@torrestrezeguet9742 what is your proplem ? .--.

    • @cirbam2747
      @cirbam2747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't stress, because if you do, your hairline will recede faster

    • @dag1407
      @dag1407 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I sent you an email with a picture for ramblers comment corner? Why u no use it

  • @clemi6739
    @clemi6739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    Contrary to Alex's hairline his units are actually replenishing.

    • @ValensBellator
      @ValensBellator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      His lands are likewise extremely fertile with high growth rates.

    • @Un0rThOdOx1
      @Un0rThOdOx1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh 👀☠️

    • @gegeutz7743
      @gegeutz7743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD

    • @zacharylink538
      @zacharylink538 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guys watch dids video must do your part. You need help pewdiepie plzs! Plzs do! #Daythatyoutubedied

  • @cirbam2747
    @cirbam2747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    Everybody: Hairline jokes!
    Alex: No more hairline jokes!
    Everybody: More hairline jokes!
    Alex: (Rips out hair)
    Everybody: Haha! His hair is receding!

    • @kwasiborski
      @kwasiborski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hmmmm. We're both Communists

    • @cirbam2747
      @cirbam2747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kwasiborski However, unlike you, I represent the motherland while you're just a normal Communist supporter

    • @justinaccurate347
      @justinaccurate347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Russian Union what hair?

    • @marinefeline9
      @marinefeline9 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Benito musolini
      Baldis baisics
      Those are play roles for @alextherambler

    • @lucusvanbeek3309
      @lucusvanbeek3309 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cirbam2747 not I its our.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Country roads, take me Rome. To the place I beloooong. Western Roma! Pasta Mama! Take me Rome, Country roads

    • @aneesh2115
      @aneesh2115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      All roads lead to Rome . Even city roads

    • @gegeutz7743
      @gegeutz7743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love that song

    • @gegeutz7743
      @gegeutz7743 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      To Rome

    • @KP-gl1rt
      @KP-gl1rt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh great, now I got to go listen to the song.

  • @MrLC-cd8ms
    @MrLC-cd8ms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    If Alex's hairline could replenish like that army...

    • @gegeutz7743
      @gegeutz7743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Our jokes would be doomed

    • @supernova1661
      @supernova1661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It would still take longer than the universe’s existence to replenish it.

  • @rislofthejust
    @rislofthejust 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Drews hairline: The Roman Empire
    Alex’s hairline: whatever the frick mussolini was doin

    • @Kanenas215
      @Kanenas215 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello fellow geek γεια

  • @dolphee9935
    @dolphee9935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    If only Alex’s hairline was immortal - then we could laugh at it for eternity.

  • @luunars
    @luunars 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Nobody:
    Caesar: Builds a bridge only to cross it and destroy it
    Alex: Builds an army only to have its soldiers be killed over and over again
    Me: Builds a comment only to have it never be recognized and have my hopes and dreams of getting into ramblers comment corner crushed for the third time in a row

  • @imcheeze115
    @imcheeze115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "An army that can't die"
    Just like the hairline jokes

  • @TheFosseArmy
    @TheFosseArmy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    3 pike, 5 archers, 4 cav, horse general, rest hoplites that’s all you need for a defensive full stack

    • @drake1896
      @drake1896 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Elephants are good too

  • @johnmonkelennon3900
    @johnmonkelennon3900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Alex hair is a perfect representation of Germany in the Cold war:
    -The Capitalist side is the bald side
    -The Communist side is the hairy part
    *The bald side is winning*

    • @noobo569
      @noobo569 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No! The hairy side must win!

  • @PMGF
    @PMGF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Drews hair: Julius Caesar
    .
    .
    Alex's hair: Benito Mussolini

  • @dantebudd2905
    @dantebudd2905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Alex just stabilized a portion of the Middle East, making him the first man to do what us Americans are trying to do

  • @maxter328
    @maxter328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'd love you to do a barbarian campaign with any faction you like. Then you go HAM with increasing Charge Bonus. Between Champion agents, buildings, generals, abilities, etc you can get near 100% bonus (I've done it in the past). Then just show a battle MELTING roman and other civilized tanky units. Super satisfying to watch

  • @firescorched954
    @firescorched954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Rank of fastest retreating things
    5: Russian army
    4: Yugoslav army
    3:french army
    2: Dutch army
    1: Alex's hairline

  • @midnightblaise7527
    @midnightblaise7527 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    There is no end to how many hairline jokes you can say to Alex,
    but there is an end to how many times you can use them.

  • @michakupczyk5129
    @michakupczyk5129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nobody:
    Alex: BISH BASH BOSH

  • @rtcfury5417
    @rtcfury5417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Alex’s hairline is retreating across his head faster than the French when they see British ships (Eventually his hair is going to be one dimensional)

  • @mercury8793
    @mercury8793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    GF: come over
    Alex: I cant, you live all the way across my hairline.
    GF: My parents arent home.
    Alex:

    • @K4inan
      @K4inan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      what

  • @timothyzibell1645
    @timothyzibell1645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The ramblers hairline is like the Roman Empire itself, unstable and collapsing

  • @dvtch
    @dvtch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this army is stronger than alex's hairline

  • @LemonAiden
    @LemonAiden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Alex The Replenisher: He could save others hairlines, but not his own...

  • @magicvlogz9879
    @magicvlogz9879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To bad Alex's hairline doesn't replenish like his troops

  • @dakin1391
    @dakin1391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Rwaare, now that’s detail” I’m dead😂

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Can u break Total War Rome 2 with a hammer?

    • @luminator911
      @luminator911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TOTAL WAR WARHAMMER heheh

  • @williammullins3709
    @williammullins3709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Alex have you considered;
    A hair transplant
    A wig
    Accepting your baldness

    • @itheare1141
      @itheare1141 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah yes the three As

  • @safemaple8487
    @safemaple8487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Alexes hair line is like his hoi4 skills gone

  • @icantthinkofaname1219
    @icantthinkofaname1219 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Literally no one :
    France : surrenders
    Italy : switching sides
    Alex’s hairline : retreating

  • @Karlimaus
    @Karlimaus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    If YouTubs algorithm wasn't broken, Alex wouldn't be bold. At least he would be able to buy a tupet.

  • @Jlyatszint
    @Jlyatszint 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Scipio:i'am the greatest general
    Alex:hold my ISP

  • @RaymondinDallas
    @RaymondinDallas 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alex´s Playing can only described in one...or more simular sounding words: The Absolut Ram Fam Mad Man

  • @JJMcSkoozie222
    @JJMcSkoozie222 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Played basketball at the gym the other day. Missed a shot and said "Oh my Giddy Aunt". One guy on the other team made direct eye contact and just gave me a nod. Made a new friend.

  • @burntbreadbits
    @burntbreadbits 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:16 "I have my pikemen setup in a phalanx" with the skirmishers right in front...
    That might stop the men retreating but you can't exactly do that to your hair.

  • @salad1879
    @salad1879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It’s funny that alex’s hairline goes further back than the Roman Empire

  • @techrin3570
    @techrin3570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Nobody:
    NPC#5747894347: Alex hairline funny

    • @villus9384
      @villus9384 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Finally someone fucking gets it, the jokes aren’t funny

  • @donfrancis9757
    @donfrancis9757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Alex hairline is like an independent polish state you gotta enjoy it as long as it lasts

  • @osomister
    @osomister 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The amount of hair on the top of Alex's head is like the amount of evidence for the flat earth, PLENTIFUL

  • @calvey8574
    @calvey8574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Alex's total war campaigns are about as successful as operation barbossa

  • @matthewh.9420
    @matthewh.9420 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alex: exists
    Alex’s Hairline: I’m about to end this mans whole career

  • @willisplaysgames
    @willisplaysgames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Alex the Rambler: No more hairline jokes.
    Alex: proceeds to make a hairline joke

  • @englishtea6490
    @englishtea6490 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alex you have become one of my favourite youtubers with these entertaining videos even though you are a southerner with a hair line like the French army in 1940

  • @arulshankarum2512
    @arulshankarum2512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Anti vax kids lifetime Vs Alex's hairline
    Which would end first?

    • @luminator911
      @luminator911 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i mean, his hairline is faaaaar back

  • @xensan76
    @xensan76 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like it when you get tongue-tied. It makes you relateable.

  • @cirbam2747
    @cirbam2747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Video Title: Making an army that can't die.
    Me: *Erases army and inserts hairline*
    Video Title: Making an hairline that can't die
    *Distant Alex screams of joy*

  • @firefox3977
    @firefox3977 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alex's hairline is like the walls of Constantinople, collapsing at the mere sight of anything approaching.

  • @ValensBellator
    @ValensBellator 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The trade agreement thing was so damn absurd.... you’d often have to offer them like 50 turns worth of the proposed trade value to get them to accept. So damn broken.

  • @suirahplanogemo3407
    @suirahplanogemo3407 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I find it funny that he makes what's basically just a Necron Army while playing as the Egyptians.

  • @higeorge2998
    @higeorge2998 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alexis the Ramblers hairline is like a good old fashioned Gulag: It works, is hidden away from society, and is atrocious.

  • @steventyler2175
    @steventyler2175 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Total War: Rome II Massalia, a Greek State in southern France (Provence) that has special mixed units of Greeks and Celts and gets unique units. In real life they were conquered by Caesar in the Civil War after siding with the Optimates.
    Or Play Rome and create an army of only unique mercenaries.

  • @straightjacket219
    @straightjacket219 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I did this in Midevil 2 with the americas expansion. With the Apache, made so many warriors overwhelmed all

  • @j.c-6424
    @j.c-6424 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    *Total war video: Starts with comments
    Me: lolk
    Total war video: All comments are Alex's hairline about
    Me:oh god*

  • @kierenrobert
    @kierenrobert 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    When Alex plays Germany in hearts of iron 4
    French: ZAC RUM BUL we’re za hair line!
    Germany: ewwwwww!

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The difference between my hair and your hair is I’m not bald. I have supreme hair

  • @bertjanspeedfight2
    @bertjanspeedfight2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    An actual competent Alex! He's evolving.

  • @slothkingdom3382
    @slothkingdom3382 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alex: Breaking Total War Rome 2 By Making An Army That Can't
    Everybody: Breaking Alex's hair line By Making him rip it out

  • @tillkleemiss9508
    @tillkleemiss9508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Alex is the hottest Person to ever exist and his Hairline is as glorious as the British Empire

    • @authomat6236
      @authomat6236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But Britain has lost it's Empire😉

    • @tillkleemiss9508
      @tillkleemiss9508 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@authomat6236 but he will never lose his glorious Hairline

    • @gavin_se7
      @gavin_se7 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      But the British empire is everywhere LIKE HIS HAIRLINE

    • @tillkleemiss9508
      @tillkleemiss9508 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gavin_se7 its exactly like his Hairline the British Empire only covered 25% of the Globe and his Hairline is on a good way to only cover 25% of bis Head!

  • @righteousham
    @righteousham 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good job, Alex. Always happy to see you win one.

  • @Mazetism
    @Mazetism 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alex's Hairline before the scalp senate "Hair delenda est!"

  • @SecundumMagnusStultus
    @SecundumMagnusStultus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Egypt: *has plus one food in each region*
    Ukraine: *heavy breathing*

  • @Taalsman
    @Taalsman 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alexs face is like Rome in the empires glory days, just too bad someone sieged and then razed his hairline.

  • @gregwells458
    @gregwells458 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alex's hairline is like that army it justs never stops growing lol love you Alex your the best. Keep up the good work

  • @m.p.1682
    @m.p.1682 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    me: trying to come up with a joke not about Alex's hairline
    Alex: don't joke about my hairline
    me: Alex has less hair than soviet people had food

  • @rayhu5559
    @rayhu5559 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    "We'll get the elephants back"
    *elephant unit dies*

  • @angryjaffas8694
    @angryjaffas8694 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alex: creates an army that can't be defeated by attrition
    Also Alex: defeated by attrition from hairline jokes

  • @FoxHat
    @FoxHat 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alex: I’m try to find a comment not about my hairline
    Me: Alex hair line is almost the exact same as mine. But I’m actually good at HOI4

  • @-gemberkoekje-5547
    @-gemberkoekje-5547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Alex's forhead is manifest-destinying all over his hair.

  • @VarietyGamerChannel
    @VarietyGamerChannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fun Fact: The Roman province of Egypt during the height of the Roman Empire comprised 60% of all Roman income.

  • @theholyroman6283
    @theholyroman6283 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alex: My hairline is fine
    Nobody: That's true

  • @EggLordeus
    @EggLordeus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ra ra rambler, romans smollest uwu bean, there was a hairline that really was gone

  • @Kestoren
    @Kestoren 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rome’s fall is like Alex’s Hairline, it fell over night.

  • @pioneersofthecentury1757
    @pioneersofthecentury1757 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the longer vids Alex, keep them up

  • @goncaloantonio3738
    @goncaloantonio3738 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alex`s hairline is like him play tropico 6. Is just a big old rambler fail.
    Cheers from Portugal!

  • @zyyro1864
    @zyyro1864 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alex:"Why should I stay at HoI4 content? "
    Alex's hairline: "Why should stay on this head?"

  • @jackdalton2538
    @jackdalton2538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bish bash bosh Alex's hair should be fully replenished. Oh wait it's not

  • @ryanmurray6447
    @ryanmurray6447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Alex the rambler
    Hmmm...
    Alex the rambler has a receding hairline

  • @joel91473
    @joel91473 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alex's hairline is like the Roman empire briefly glorious but soon it quickly collapses

  • @imperialamerican2051
    @imperialamerican2051 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    *Conquers world*
    Alex: Sorry guys I forgot to take off god mode.

  • @willisplaysgames
    @willisplaysgames 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alex's hairline is like the Soviet Unions border during the start of barbarossa: long and receeding

  • @emperorcheddarcheese7008
    @emperorcheddarcheese7008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wait I thought I was watching a documentary about the Soviet Union collapsing but it was just his hairline collapsing

  • @leon_underscore
    @leon_underscore 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alex:No hairline jokes pls
    People:Does hairline jokes
    Alex:Am I a joke to you?

  • @gaspertrobis8538
    @gaspertrobis8538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You should email the save file to LegendOfTotalWar, beacuse it is such a disaster. But although he can fix the campaign, he can't fix your hairline

  • @kinggolddragon
    @kinggolddragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alex: What is this 2008 no this is 2019.
    Nobody:
    Alex: I wish I had my hairline from 2008 tho.

  • @niki8280
    @niki8280 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alex should move to Egypt. Maybe his hair will replenish there. Oh wait... Silly me. No amount of stacked buffs can replenish what is beyond hope.

  • @novemberbravo7769
    @novemberbravo7769 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Roman empire retreated almost as quick as Alex's Hairline is

  • @loganfallon1367
    @loganfallon1367 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Alex, have you every considered picking up Men at War Assault Squad 2?

  • @BigMacAnFries
    @BigMacAnFries 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can make roads to Britain, can conquer the known world. however cannot fix his hairline. every man has an Achilles.

  • @timmopaas1261
    @timmopaas1261 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved the vid, my challenge for you is try to befriend as much countries as possible. You can be any country

  • @capulet6669
    @capulet6669 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I want to read some good fanfiction about relationship between Drews paintbrush and Alex's "hair".

  • @jon00769
    @jon00769 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Basic take aways from this video:
    Army replinishment.
    Logistics.
    Diplomacy.

  • @hitboxboi2899
    @hitboxboi2899 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    *see´s alex and drew being really good firends* well i guess it´s right that the oposites are drawn to each other

  • @thepeter7483
    @thepeter7483 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Trying to get to alex's hairline is like trying to get to the end of the rainbow and there's probably a pit of gold there aswell

  • @mattmcdonald4033
    @mattmcdonald4033 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Even the German army couldn't go around Alex's hairline and a potato has more depth than
    Alex's hairline.

  • @konradwalrus5237
    @konradwalrus5237 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alex’s hairline is like Roman Empire:
    It was great at the beginning then slowly died off

  • @gwyndenegyth8085
    @gwyndenegyth8085 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    "righto bish bash bosh" x30
    love it

  • @jameshamlyn2177
    @jameshamlyn2177 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alex, I wouldn't worry about deforestation, you lose more hair than trees are cut down per day.

  • @marinefeline9
    @marinefeline9 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    In WWII the most shocking atrosities were caused by AlexTheRambler

  • @MiRoLad-fq7ml
    @MiRoLad-fq7ml 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alex’s hairline is like the police force in battlefield hardline Corrupt and Failing from the inside

  • @johnmacker1059
    @johnmacker1059 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alex's hairline is evidence that alien abductions is true

  • @connorholt3190
    @connorholt3190 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:21 what happened to not merging the units??? Hmmm there where two elephant units...

  • @donfrancis9757
    @donfrancis9757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Alex hairline is like the finish ..
    Its holding but with no odds of sucsess