Nobody: Caesar: Builds a bridge only to cross it and destroy it Alex: Builds an army only to have its soldiers be killed over and over again Me: Builds a comment only to have it never be recognized and have my hopes and dreams of getting into ramblers comment corner crushed for the third time in a row
Alex hair is a perfect representation of Germany in the Cold war: -The Capitalist side is the bald side -The Communist side is the hairy part *The bald side is winning*
I'd love you to do a barbarian campaign with any faction you like. Then you go HAM with increasing Charge Bonus. Between Champion agents, buildings, generals, abilities, etc you can get near 100% bonus (I've done it in the past). Then just show a battle MELTING roman and other civilized tanky units. Super satisfying to watch
Played basketball at the gym the other day. Missed a shot and said "Oh my Giddy Aunt". One guy on the other team made direct eye contact and just gave me a nod. Made a new friend.
8:16 "I have my pikemen setup in a phalanx" with the skirmishers right in front... That might stop the men retreating but you can't exactly do that to your hair.
Alex you have become one of my favourite youtubers with these entertaining videos even though you are a southerner with a hair line like the French army in 1940
Video Title: Making an army that can't die. Me: *Erases army and inserts hairline* Video Title: Making an hairline that can't die *Distant Alex screams of joy*
The trade agreement thing was so damn absurd.... you’d often have to offer them like 50 turns worth of the proposed trade value to get them to accept. So damn broken.
Total War: Rome II Massalia, a Greek State in southern France (Provence) that has special mixed units of Greeks and Celts and gets unique units. In real life they were conquered by Caesar in the Civil War after siding with the Optimates. Or Play Rome and create an army of only unique mercenaries.
@@gavin_se7 its exactly like his Hairline the British Empire only covered 25% of the Globe and his Hairline is on a good way to only cover 25% of bis Head!
*TH-cam comments, GIVE ME BACK MY HAIRLINE - Alex the Rambler AD 9
*
I LIKE IT :D
You are not funny
@@torrestrezeguet9742 what is your proplem ? .--.
Don't stress, because if you do, your hairline will recede faster
I sent you an email with a picture for ramblers comment corner? Why u no use it
Contrary to Alex's hairline his units are actually replenishing.
His lands are likewise extremely fertile with high growth rates.
Bruh 👀☠️
XD
Guys watch dids video must do your part. You need help pewdiepie plzs! Plzs do! #Daythatyoutubedied
Everybody: Hairline jokes!
Alex: No more hairline jokes!
Everybody: More hairline jokes!
Alex: (Rips out hair)
Everybody: Haha! His hair is receding!
Hmmmm. We're both Communists
@@kwasiborski However, unlike you, I represent the motherland while you're just a normal Communist supporter
Russian Union what hair?
Benito musolini
Baldis baisics
Those are play roles for @alextherambler
@@cirbam2747 not I its our.
Country roads, take me Rome. To the place I beloooong. Western Roma! Pasta Mama! Take me Rome, Country roads
All roads lead to Rome . Even city roads
I love that song
To Rome
Oh great, now I got to go listen to the song.
If Alex's hairline could replenish like that army...
Our jokes would be doomed
It would still take longer than the universe’s existence to replenish it.
Drews hairline: The Roman Empire
Alex’s hairline: whatever the frick mussolini was doin
Hello fellow geek γεια
If only Alex’s hairline was immortal - then we could laugh at it for eternity.
But if it was it would stay full grown and not receding like jo jo siwas hairline
Legends dont die
Nobody:
Caesar: Builds a bridge only to cross it and destroy it
Alex: Builds an army only to have its soldiers be killed over and over again
Me: Builds a comment only to have it never be recognized and have my hopes and dreams of getting into ramblers comment corner crushed for the third time in a row
"An army that can't die"
Just like the hairline jokes
3 pike, 5 archers, 4 cav, horse general, rest hoplites that’s all you need for a defensive full stack
Elephants are good too
Alex hair is a perfect representation of Germany in the Cold war:
-The Capitalist side is the bald side
-The Communist side is the hairy part
*The bald side is winning*
No! The hairy side must win!
Drews hair: Julius Caesar
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Alex's hair: Benito Mussolini
Alex just stabilized a portion of the Middle East, making him the first man to do what us Americans are trying to do
I'd love you to do a barbarian campaign with any faction you like. Then you go HAM with increasing Charge Bonus. Between Champion agents, buildings, generals, abilities, etc you can get near 100% bonus (I've done it in the past). Then just show a battle MELTING roman and other civilized tanky units. Super satisfying to watch
Rank of fastest retreating things
5: Russian army
4: Yugoslav army
3:french army
2: Dutch army
1: Alex's hairline
There is no end to how many hairline jokes you can say to Alex,
but there is an end to how many times you can use them.
Nobody:
Alex: BISH BASH BOSH
Alex’s hairline is retreating across his head faster than the French when they see British ships (Eventually his hair is going to be one dimensional)
GF: come over
Alex: I cant, you live all the way across my hairline.
GF: My parents arent home.
Alex:
what
The ramblers hairline is like the Roman Empire itself, unstable and collapsing
this army is stronger than alex's hairline
Alex The Replenisher: He could save others hairlines, but not his own...
To bad Alex's hairline doesn't replenish like his troops
“Rwaare, now that’s detail” I’m dead😂
Can u break Total War Rome 2 with a hammer?
TOTAL WAR WARHAMMER heheh
Alex have you considered;
A hair transplant
A wig
Accepting your baldness
Ah yes the three As
Alexes hair line is like his hoi4 skills gone
Literally no one :
France : surrenders
Italy : switching sides
Alex’s hairline : retreating
If YouTubs algorithm wasn't broken, Alex wouldn't be bold. At least he would be able to buy a tupet.
Bold or bald? Maybe both
Scipio:i'am the greatest general
Alex:hold my ISP
Alex´s Playing can only described in one...or more simular sounding words: The Absolut Ram Fam Mad Man
Played basketball at the gym the other day. Missed a shot and said "Oh my Giddy Aunt". One guy on the other team made direct eye contact and just gave me a nod. Made a new friend.
8:16 "I have my pikemen setup in a phalanx" with the skirmishers right in front...
That might stop the men retreating but you can't exactly do that to your hair.
It’s funny that alex’s hairline goes further back than the Roman Empire
Nobody:
NPC#5747894347: Alex hairline funny
Finally someone fucking gets it, the jokes aren’t funny
Alex hairline is like an independent polish state you gotta enjoy it as long as it lasts
The amount of hair on the top of Alex's head is like the amount of evidence for the flat earth, PLENTIFUL
Alex's total war campaigns are about as successful as operation barbossa
Alex: exists
Alex’s Hairline: I’m about to end this mans whole career
Alex the Rambler: No more hairline jokes.
Alex: proceeds to make a hairline joke
Alex you have become one of my favourite youtubers with these entertaining videos even though you are a southerner with a hair line like the French army in 1940
Anti vax kids lifetime Vs Alex's hairline
Which would end first?
i mean, his hairline is faaaaar back
I like it when you get tongue-tied. It makes you relateable.
Video Title: Making an army that can't die.
Me: *Erases army and inserts hairline*
Video Title: Making an hairline that can't die
*Distant Alex screams of joy*
Alex's hairline is like the walls of Constantinople, collapsing at the mere sight of anything approaching.
The trade agreement thing was so damn absurd.... you’d often have to offer them like 50 turns worth of the proposed trade value to get them to accept. So damn broken.
I find it funny that he makes what's basically just a Necron Army while playing as the Egyptians.
Alexis the Ramblers hairline is like a good old fashioned Gulag: It works, is hidden away from society, and is atrocious.
Total War: Rome II Massalia, a Greek State in southern France (Provence) that has special mixed units of Greeks and Celts and gets unique units. In real life they were conquered by Caesar in the Civil War after siding with the Optimates.
Or Play Rome and create an army of only unique mercenaries.
I did this in Midevil 2 with the americas expansion. With the Apache, made so many warriors overwhelmed all
*Total war video: Starts with comments
Me: lolk
Total war video: All comments are Alex's hairline about
Me:oh god*
When Alex plays Germany in hearts of iron 4
French: ZAC RUM BUL we’re za hair line!
Germany: ewwwwww!
The difference between my hair and your hair is I’m not bald. I have supreme hair
An actual competent Alex! He's evolving.
Alex: Breaking Total War Rome 2 By Making An Army That Can't
Everybody: Breaking Alex's hair line By Making him rip it out
Alex is the hottest Person to ever exist and his Hairline is as glorious as the British Empire
But Britain has lost it's Empire😉
@@authomat6236 but he will never lose his glorious Hairline
But the British empire is everywhere LIKE HIS HAIRLINE
@@gavin_se7 its exactly like his Hairline the British Empire only covered 25% of the Globe and his Hairline is on a good way to only cover 25% of bis Head!
Good job, Alex. Always happy to see you win one.
Alex's Hairline before the scalp senate "Hair delenda est!"
Egypt: *has plus one food in each region*
Ukraine: *heavy breathing*
Alexs face is like Rome in the empires glory days, just too bad someone sieged and then razed his hairline.
Alex's hairline is like that army it justs never stops growing lol love you Alex your the best. Keep up the good work
me: trying to come up with a joke not about Alex's hairline
Alex: don't joke about my hairline
me: Alex has less hair than soviet people had food
"We'll get the elephants back"
*elephant unit dies*
Alex: creates an army that can't be defeated by attrition
Also Alex: defeated by attrition from hairline jokes
Alex: I’m try to find a comment not about my hairline
Me: Alex hair line is almost the exact same as mine. But I’m actually good at HOI4
Alex's forhead is manifest-destinying all over his hair.
Fun Fact: The Roman province of Egypt during the height of the Roman Empire comprised 60% of all Roman income.
Alex: My hairline is fine
Nobody: That's true
ra ra rambler, romans smollest uwu bean, there was a hairline that really was gone
Rome’s fall is like Alex’s Hairline, it fell over night.
I love the longer vids Alex, keep them up
Alex`s hairline is like him play tropico 6. Is just a big old rambler fail.
Cheers from Portugal!
Alex:"Why should I stay at HoI4 content? "
Alex's hairline: "Why should stay on this head?"
Bish bash bosh Alex's hair should be fully replenished. Oh wait it's not
Alex the rambler
Hmmm...
Alex the rambler has a receding hairline
Alex's hairline is like the Roman empire briefly glorious but soon it quickly collapses
You have an odd definition of brief...
*Conquers world*
Alex: Sorry guys I forgot to take off god mode.
Alex's hairline is like the Soviet Unions border during the start of barbarossa: long and receeding
Wait I thought I was watching a documentary about the Soviet Union collapsing but it was just his hairline collapsing
Alex:No hairline jokes pls
People:Does hairline jokes
Alex:Am I a joke to you?
You should email the save file to LegendOfTotalWar, beacuse it is such a disaster. But although he can fix the campaign, he can't fix your hairline
Alex: What is this 2008 no this is 2019.
Nobody:
Alex: I wish I had my hairline from 2008 tho.
Alex should move to Egypt. Maybe his hair will replenish there. Oh wait... Silly me. No amount of stacked buffs can replenish what is beyond hope.
The Roman empire retreated almost as quick as Alex's Hairline is
Hey Alex, have you every considered picking up Men at War Assault Squad 2?
Can make roads to Britain, can conquer the known world. however cannot fix his hairline. every man has an Achilles.
Loved the vid, my challenge for you is try to befriend as much countries as possible. You can be any country
I want to read some good fanfiction about relationship between Drews paintbrush and Alex's "hair".
Basic take aways from this video:
Army replinishment.
Logistics.
Diplomacy.
*see´s alex and drew being really good firends* well i guess it´s right that the oposites are drawn to each other
Trying to get to alex's hairline is like trying to get to the end of the rainbow and there's probably a pit of gold there aswell
Even the German army couldn't go around Alex's hairline and a potato has more depth than
Alex's hairline.
Alex’s hairline is like Roman Empire:
It was great at the beginning then slowly died off
"righto bish bash bosh" x30
love it
Alex, I wouldn't worry about deforestation, you lose more hair than trees are cut down per day.
In WWII the most shocking atrosities were caused by AlexTheRambler
Alex’s hairline is like the police force in battlefield hardline Corrupt and Failing from the inside
Alex's hairline is evidence that alien abductions is true
12:21 what happened to not merging the units??? Hmmm there where two elephant units...
Alex hairline is like the finish ..
Its holding but with no odds of sucsess