[Hololive] Natsuiro Matsuri enters the world of Shiny Colors [Eng Sub]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ก.ย. 2024
- Matsuri has a (perfectly pure) dilemma over choosing an idol...
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Sorry about the video quality, I'll figure out how to make it clearer in the future...
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"Hololive's chief of purity"
Matsuri lied as easily as she breathed.
Matsuri: "Hololive's Chief Purity Inspector (Read: destroyer)"
*If she breathe*
Chief of taking purity
Anything that's comes out of that girl's mouth is just pure deception
Everyone: *DOUBT*
I give props to her brother for having to live with this lol
I bet everytime he hears screeching coming from her room he just shakes his head and turns up the volume
Matsuri:Kawaiiiii hehhehehe!
Matsuri Bro:*sigh* here we go again, *turn on music with max volume*.
Huh, did she move back home? I thought she lived by herself.
It's just like Watamote lol
What do you think her mom goes thr- never mind... they’re on the same wavelength
Matsuri: "Massachuchuchuchuchu"
Me, living in Mass: "Pretty accurate."
It's a reference to an older anime, Pani Poni Dash. Rebecca Miyamoto, 11-year-old high school teacher who graduated MIT, can't say Massachusetts. One of the most adorable scenes of the series.
It almost rivals chunchunmaru
Me, also living in Mass: She did it! She said it! She said the thing!
The great state of Massachuchuchuchuchu
To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if that was the legit translation. Loanwords suck; all my homies hate loanwords.
FBI: "She's only 12 years old"
Matsuri: "She's *already* 12 years old"
Ah, yabai
sate sate sate
Understandable, have a nice day.
What
@@eiji5205 Please arrest Matsuri at all costs. I fear she may become too powerful.
so she is playing yagoo simulator, but actual idols
Yagoo probably trained with the Idol Master series, to his shock, he hired a band of homo erotics.
Minus the high BP, probs
YAGOO be playing on Survival Mode.
She’s forming a harem for herself
Yagoo's dream simulator.
"Volume warning"
'Eh, how bad can it get?'
**Bad**
this is worse (better if youre into it) than haato since its covering all frequencies to grate your ears compared to just one lol.
KidouTenshi
When the volume warning is actually accurate for once.
I thought everyone's ears are trained by Haachama by now
Kidou, the here is the right answer
"YES"
me at 5% stil can hear it
"Her age doesn't matter..."
Yes officer, right there.
Watame is waiting also
【 Coco : first time ? 】
“She’s 14!?”
“Are there any younger girls??”
Sasuga god
Everyone thought Matsuri would go for Kaho but the sheep was the real lolicon of Hololive after all.
163cm is just above her limit
@@ravensshade she knows she have to protect her
kinda interested in this game now I've gone around watching all kind of vtubers playing it lol what is this?
@@Sunnyboy-ob4xz It's Idolmaster Shiny Colors! There's an unofficial English patch for it too that a lot of us work on.
@Koholos The patch discord: discord.gg/xuFcKzW
I'm pretty sure if you can get the "Alook" browser for ios on your ipad you should be able to hook the patch into that, though I think you might have to buy that browser (like 99 cents?). I only have android devices so haven't tried it myself.
Matsuri: "9AM is so early!"
Coco: _Pathetic_
What we really need is an Idolmaster crossover with Hololive. And Matsuri's voice lines have to be cursed enough to properly represent her. XD
@Jadandlud - Oh, I love it. Sora and AZKi are the only Hololive girls resembling traditional idols at all, and AZKi is probably the least known of the group because she's pigeonholed to just produced music for the most part.
@Jadandlud bamco doesnt care about the idol community, they do whatever they wants
Even trap idol in girls agency *stares at Dearly Stars
Her ultimate form would be like :
*TRY AND STOP ME HOLOLIVE! I AM HOLOLIVE!!*
@@rickyrahma3611 poor Ryo, just wanted people to know he was a boy unfortunately Ritsuko had other plans
well it may have took 3 years but we got the crossover. still no Matsuri unfortunately 😭
Matsuri geeking over other girls is truly the best hololive content there is, no doubt.
_edit: that jaw drop @ __14:39__ followed by the primal screech had me in tears_
I mean i would screech too, be melt by that "baka".
※ She then proceeded to reroll for 3 hours for the Fuyuko SSR
※ She got 15 SSR Megurus before she finally got the Fuyuko SSR
(Insert something about a certain half japanese blondie that Matsuri likes here)
I seriously thought the universe was trying to troll Matsuri with Meguru who does indeed resemble a certain brat from Nijisanji. lol
After all, meguru had the same birthday and is the same age as Matsuri. It is fate.
Watching the whole thing made me feel like just diving into a vat of lava then Aquas stream came on days after and she got an heirloom on apex 2-3 crates in
Thank god I was wearing earphones while she was screaming... better loss my hearing than both of my husband and my daughter loss their sleep...
Laughs in gacha hell
Video duration 17:07 (LO:LI Reversed)
Not sure if delightful coincidence, or a pro gamer move..
I think the fact that you noticed that is cause for concern. Probably coincidence.
@@TheCalmPsycho for some reason its 17:08 for me wich is really damn wierd
@Atharv Khatri From Canada, I get 17:07
Matsuri's Brother: *(Hears The Screaming)* Dafuq is she up to Now??
"That took forever!"
Meanwhile Kanatan gives an elaborate analysis of every starting idol for a whole hour.
finally gets her character
Matsuri: *demonic scream*
9:11 Damn Matsuri calm down, I didn't wear my special ear for Haachama stream today
14:44 Thank you for the TL warning, unfortunately my Haachama special ear broke after this
I wasn't prepared to hear ear destroying screams from Matsuri
@@pannacotta9493 You probably have fake Haachama ears, the genuine ones have 150 mm reactive armor plating.
@@icipher6730 damn, I have to buy the real one then
Didn’t wear mine prepared for rushia’s rampage
Matsuri: browsing through the character selection in Idol Master
Me, knowing there's a 12 year old character: *sweats nervously*
Matsuri: *discovered a 14 y/o idol*
Me: uh oh.....
Matsuri: *discovered 12 y/o idol*
Me: OH NOOO
Matsuri: she's 163cm
Me: *phew* SAVE, even tho damn that's one hella tall girl even for a 12 y/o
Asahi is safe. Remember Matsuri said 14 is the cut-off age for lolis.
Kaho is some Loli tho, she is similar in size to Fuyuko.
Kaho is 163cm tall, 80/57/83.
Fuyuko is 163cm tall, 78/59/81.
@@nulnoh219 Maybe she's lying about her age?
@@lukeeichenlaub3183 nope, she's 12. Her in-game line and interaction prove it. And her hobby is watching NichiAsa program, mainly Super Sentai, and collecting toys from those shows which is common for kids.
She's as tall as me, a 25 year old man.
*Reading title*
My brain: Oh no...
Remember when Matsuri said Shion is cute, but they can't get along because they are too similar? Yeah I see it now. They even have the same taste. Both picked Fuyuko and pretty much for the same reasons. Except Shion didnt hesitate as much. There can be only one FuyukoP, so Matsuri will probably have to duel Shion to the death.
To be fair, while they did pick the same idol for the same reason, the reason Matsuri took so long is because, as a certified _woman of culture_ she knows _every_ girl on the roster has _exquisite_ appeal.
Shion, while enlightened, hasnt *_A S C E N D E D_*
@@brosephnoonan223 Yeah, I mean, Matsuri knew she wanted to pick Fuyuko within like 5 seconds but still deliberated hard over the other girls.
Not as hard as Kanata, who took over a fucking hour to pick a girl, but...
12 year old towering over Matsuri saying, "Everyone needs a hero to LOOK UP TO."
lol
Alternate title: Local idol freaking out about underage fellow idols and then having a mental breakdown over another idol
how her neighbour not complained about her yet lol
i dont rmb when, but i recall her mentioning that the walls of her apartment block sound pretty well
I don't know about neighbors, but her mother scolded her once
@@joaopereira717 now this is big kusa energy
@@joaopereira717 That was before she moved out to stay on her own.
She said she has very good soundproofing in her residence.
>chief of purity ...
Officer, that's the person right there.
Wow her screeching really pierces the inner ears and bore holes in my brain. Lol.
Thank for this! I subscribed!
Natsuiro Matsuri's intro: "Hololive's Chief of Purity"
Matsuri in reality: "I get to choose?! *heeheehee* I get to unleash my darkest desires... I can really choose?"
me to her intro: *Doubt*
Matsuri rolls her favorite idol
Matsuri: victory screech
Matsuri: Where’s the youngest one?
Me: Yes, Officer. That’s her.
14:30 (Volume Warning)
Me: (Turns the volume to MAX)
Ears: BLESSED
thank you for providing a replay button 🙏
7:25 this is me in every video game.... I know it's popular so I don't want to pick it but it's still probably my favorite...
I can also kinda relate to this. Choosing the underdog or the one who doesn’t get all the attention can sometimes open up for more unique or interesting experiences or opportunities compared to just picking the most popular one which just fulfills the status quo of the usual.
Sadly, this is also why I prefer Nijisanji over Hololive... the sheer number and diversity of interesting female and male vtubers in Nijisanji compared to Hololive just provide me with more wholesome or teetee moments than I can find anywhere else 😆
@@Akyx94 isnt nijisanji more popular in japan
This has been me in most everything from games to music to art to vtubers etc. but I've found the balance that works best for me is supporting and hoping for the growth of the underdog while also just enjoying the ride of the popular. Its a good balance that's expanded what I get to enjoy.
Thanks for the volume warning I appreciate it
*Girl exists*
Matsuri: SHE'S SO CUTE
Me: Surely Matsuri will behave right?
Matsuri: JUUYONSAI?!?!
Me: Ah-...
*sees title*
uh oh. this cannot be good...
*sees thumbnail*
*THIS CANNOT BE POSSIBLY GOOD*
matsuri didn't choose the 12 year old loli impossible
Kaho, 12 y/o, 163cm tall, 80/57/83.
Fuyuko, 19 y/o, 163cm tall, 78/59/81.
WUT????????
She didn’t even check the one on the left either. She looked younger imo.
@@nulnoh219 I swear someone just rolled a dice for these girls statistics
@Sweetbutter Cupcakes lol conspiracy right there
Let's not forget they are japanese. So naturally they are all smaller than us westerners.
Turned my headphones all the way up and it felt like a super strong wind was blowing at you
"Chief of Purity"
"I get to unleash my Darkest desires"
These two statements typically do not go together Matsuri
163 and she's 12... here I am 21 years old standing only at 150... I can't even reach my husband just to kiss him...
GOOD. Kissing boys is GAY.
@Koholos Meanwhile the husband is just standing there crying.
"I wish someone would kiss me but they're too short."
Matsuri definitely is the chief of purity
In that she stops anyone else from having any of it
She's the proud owner of all the purity in hololive
I've watched this so many times, one of my favorite. Emotions on another level!
at this point i never lowered my volume anymore, i just embrace it
Thanks for the translation! It's fascinating that Matsuri is both the most straightforward and conflicted one at the same time. Unstoppable. Haha.
The joy of getting what you desire from gatcha is real. So happy for Matsuri.
12:48 matsuri poopin
9:25 WEE WOO WEE WOO!
I've had those screams before. The sweet release of finally knowing you've did it.
I don't think I've ever been that happy for anything in my life
_"Oh damn, she is screaming her lungs out, she seems really invested in this ga-..."_
**Looks at the 17 hours 40 minutes timer in the top left**
"...-cha..."
11:12 "I got the feeling i will cry..."
and she did
Sound warning
Me : is 50% safe ?
Drum rolls
Matsuri : pierces my already damaged ears.
Instant roll down to 20% percent sound volume.
Note to self : better safe than deaf.
15:55 "Scared away about a hundred audience lol"
NOW YOU'RE NOT WRONG THERE GOOD FELLA
First we have ppTenshi going full interrogation about idols and her choosing.. then we have this 😂
"In my first year of highschool i was only 152cm"
Im crying...Im 151cm in my first year of highschool....
AND IM A BOY
Same
Im around 174cm and that's the norm in my school.
by the end of middle school i was 170 something and that was 15 years ago.
now im 192cm and still see many people around me that are taller.
I was a short kid, but I started growing in high school. Now I'm 6'2, 187 cm in not American, so maybe you'll grow. If you don't you shouldn't feel bad about it because it's not really important.
@@jasoncross9354 thank you :D
1:40 that "heheheh" followed by "I get to unleash my darkest desires"
She knows it, already, and she was SO READY for it lmfao
14:44
eardrums: alright imma head out
5:45 The look on Matsuri's face while looking at them lmao
Thank you for subbing 17 minutes worth of content!!
She does a goddess job on mic quality ... Balancing levels and processing and expressiveness is no small task and she is the best vtuber I've heard. She should instruct 😋
I wish I could be half this happy/excited about...anything really
Thanks for the volume warning. You are a hero 😂👌
that scream really lit up my night . So it did for my neighboors.
Never has inner ear damage been more worth it.
That was actually pretty heartwarming hearing that from Matsuri after she finally got SSR Fuyuko.
Her yelling is better than asmr.
Very nicely done! Is this the beginning of a new translation channel? :3
Maybe ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
14:44 Imagine if YAGOO reacts like that to every idol in his company
Matsuri has such a great personality, I'd totally watch her if she eventually did cam streams of basically the same content.
Thumbnail: exists
Me: *Matsuri, no!*
Matsuri: *Matsuri, yes!*
Leon Valentine She would say that xD
I dreaded the day, she discovers this game...
"Intense foot stomping imminent"
Now time to watch the original clip bois
matsuri: *begins stream*
her brother: aw shit, here we go again
4:19 yep, just as expected
I love how at the end she just silently goes like :0 before screaming
this game is only a slippery slope for you matsuri
Matsuri always have the best breakdowns lol
Matsuri: 9:00 am is SO early.
Coco, waking up for Asacoco: Amateur...
Matsuri: she was born in massachuchuchuchu, huh? (4:03)
Me: close enough
Yey another translation Chanel! I’ve subscribed to everyone who translates Hololive :p
Matsuri-chan is the most dangerous girl, both for other girls and my ears.
My neighbours are probably awake by now.
"I'll think you transcend the universe itself."
- God has spoken
Matsuri frantically searching for a 12 year old girl is giving me red flag vibes.
You must be new (jk, matsuri surprises us all from time to time)
she didnt even have to frantically search, her loliradar found her immediately
@@booates Matsuri: "There's a 12yr old??"
->first click
Not a flag
A big red banner, the size of Russia
SHIT IT'S THE SOVIET UNION I'M SORRY
@@RandomL0s3r and is not red...is crimson
10:00
"THERE SHE IS! 12 Y.O"
10:33
"hol' up... SHE'S TALL WTF"
Matsuri went full “step on me, Queen!” XDDD
Matsuri: "...I'm a weirdo..."
One of us! One of us!
Hololive allows me to witness this level of emotion in someone not under a doctor's care
I am very glad I took the volume warning seriously. lol
ah yes, matsuri wailing over her inability to make a decision for almost 20 minutes
now this is good content
Matsuri with deki girls: I want her to hug me... momma
Also matsuri with underage girls: H E A V Y B R E A T H I N G
Holy shit, kudos for living together with an ear-grater if ever.... o_0
13:57 Featuring Matsuri, our beloved glass cannon...
Watching her eyes slowly shut as she experiences cute voices
I watched matsuri play this and i wondered to myself how could someone be so excited over virtual girls.
Then i remembered that i've been watching hololive for a couple months now.
Thank you so much for the volume warning, omg.
*Matsuri checks out Kaho*
Me: "Police, this one right here"
9:12 How come no one is talking about her screaming it out 😂
14:53
When i try to creak my door open while everyone's asleep so that i can get some food
8:19 She's actually suffering
holy, thanks for the volume warning "grass"
Thank you for translating this~